WebM thread: The Webming

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He's new. Probably a newfag from the BBC article.

I wish they hadn't namedropped us.

what?
this better not be some ruse where you post degenerate pornography as a response

IA here, holy shit.

Wait? When was there a BBC article? Was it the "trolliest places on the web" or has there been another one?

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Did you not realize the change in the banner?
The article was about the alt-right and the where its hub's were. Holla Forums got namedropped as a result.

What's some good audio for this webm?

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Jesus christ that autism

i didn't think anything of it because everything gets stickied and this board's title changes every time Mark takes his meds in the wrong order so i just assumed codemonkey suffered from the same uncurable case of being jewish like Mark
God damn it Holla Forums
4chan is supposed to be our ebaums world , not the other way around

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I wonder how long until he goes low profile again and change his handle since people are giving him shit for going after low hanging fruits on this video

Hasn't he always gone after low hanging fruit though?

Got more?

at the very start i always think it's going to play GOTTA GO FAST

4chan isn't fully our ebaums world
mainly if you go to where anons are and say "is this where 4chan is?" everyone will flip out like the autists they are

Not as webums. Just go to any torrent site an download the full pack.

I guess but furries and autism on Deviantart were already beaten to a pulp on 4chan by 2003

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And then they went into a new age of acceptance and faggotry.

I suppose thats true.

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which shows how long had this nigger kept this sitting in his hard drive while he was digging a hole to get rid of his ex and all the evidence

this shit is gonna be used in court as evidence against him when all those bitches that lost their litter to her ravenous appetite finally get her scent and uncover her rotting carcass

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good

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what the hell?

is codemonkey screwing around with shit again?

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I wouldn't say it's all low hanging fruit
these kind of retards have become too comfortable and actually feel tolerated to a degree
they gotta be reminded just how retarded they are
if you are presenting your autism on a silver plate for everyone to see, don't be surprised when you get shit on for it

Jim is like any other troll on the internet, they shit post until their own shit gets uncovered and then they run for the hills and either quit or regroup

Like most trolls he's fun to watch and soon as shit goes bad head directly for the hills

Missed opportunity.

Sorry I don't know fat basement dwellers by heart.

hardcore henry best movie of humanity since jesus was born!

ok i'll bite
what did they uncover about him ?

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I don't know if anything new came to the light but it's already known he was part of a group of ebin trolls XD they allegedly made one of their victims suicide or so I heard

encyclopediadramatica.se/METOKUR

encyclopediadramatica.se/METOKUR

I gues just ignoring them would create another tumblr.

for a moment you got me excited in thinking that will finally find out his dick size , but then you linked ae fuck you

You know I always thought his "exit" from GG felt very unprovoked and out of left field. I mean the guy made long videos about tumblr, juggalos and gang-stalking, but then all of a sudden youtubers making money was such a huge deal? You think the real reason he dropped it was because someone had something on him?

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I'm not for going after someone specifically, but people gotta be able to reflect about their actions and behavior
there is a reason deviants go full damage control when you expose their true nature for themselves to see, they can't handle it in proper context of reality

and Hatred is the citizen Bane of gaming

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people got mad at him because in one of his usual streams they all started to get shit faced and he fingered Jade live (no video, only her moaning could be heard). He was at his peak on GG but he got butthurt because people were trying to "tone police him"

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it was for research purposes , ok?

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No. This is.
This is his only video with a shit opinion.

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RIP

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ayo

Posting that unfunny cuck lemmy. Are you a fucking goon or something?

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May the filthy kike rest in hell.

I can tell this webm was made well before GG blew up.

We had no idea how bad things had already gotten. No idea at all.

nice meme

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nice meme faggot

if you wanted more all you had to do is ask

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has anyone been able to translate that coonspeak?

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He got mad and left GG because his calls for "Dirt and attacks" went unanswered because Jim is just another Zoe Quinn in a different form seeking attention

And yes he got the word out, but then his 5 minutes of fame was up and he shit the bed as they say and left because he hoped GG would bring him fame etc

Since GG is basically a leaderless movement

Then shit got uncovered he's living with his mother in a trailer park and shit went south from there

and more

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absolute madman

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now this I don't get when people like you type this
what would he get from this fame? he didn't even monetize his videos, let alone make a patreon or any of the like
sure he was a fag for leaving the way he did, but GG is not a cult so anyone is free to leave
not that he had to announce it at all, but I guess he wanted people to know since some of them kept relying on him

I can't tell if you're fucking about at this point but I'd like to see that if it's true

Lemmy was never funny and just rehashed decade old jokes. He had to suck up to other more successful comedians to worm his way into TV.

He is a full on SJW faggot as can be seen on his social media. Goons like him cause he plays vidya with some of them.

I went to a job interview today and the woman was like "Good riddance, I fucking hated that guy."
And I had to kinda just suck it up and not flip my shit out because I really need some god damn money.
But it also made me feel kinda shitty, not sticking up for an actor I really enjoyed.

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Going by what I saw on twitter on him living in a trailer home with his mother, last I heard he was unemployed for like 9 months till his recent return

encyclopediadramatica.se/GamerGate/POTM#InternetAristocrat has more on him

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I don't know what the fuck that text means but at least the video is amusing.

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DEE FOCK DEDJA SAEY 'BOUT MEH YOO CONT?

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At least I can understand most of what she's saying,

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up until before he left GG he had a shitlord stream where he talked about his college major
later he said he'd dropped it because of some shenanigans he's seen there
the unemployment thing he said was due to his illness he's had for a long time now
no idea how much of anything of that is true

but I guess all in all his life's none of my damn business so I don't wanna pry, but personally I hope he's alright

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It sounds like you will be very miserable in that job if you try to keep it. Her reaction is an early warning that management will be extremely hard to please and condescending. Is your situation bad enough to not search for another job?

Shit, that video takes me back.

classic

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I couldn't even bother to get past that. I really can't stand how these people talk.

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a dun getit

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Any special reason from her to say that?

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Oh I'll bet he felt very silly when the Xbox One came out.

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Wait. We are just NOW getting attention as an alt-right site? Thought all that media name dropping hit its peak 1 1/2 years ago. Jesus, there is no slowpoke meme that can do that speed justice.

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The fire rises.

he says " to any gentleman that is receiving this this message, I am going to have sexual intercourse with your significant other. " I'm lost on the last part maybe a street ?

thats not even english anymore

All yaw niggaz ima be ya b muh ma fee ruh ride tha d yall better beat me a wheel deal

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My point exactly.

All yall niggas ima be yo b fee ride of the d, yall better bix nood me a wheel deal.

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Where can i find the full thing?

Trying to find the meaning of this will keep Detroit's finest philologists busy for years.

Anyone got the webm of the Battlefront 2015 video that has "loads of money" playing in the background?

Is that Israel that has the robot city?

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looks more like iran or iraq to me, not close enough to whatever that sea they're right next to is.

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she had some good fuck me eyes

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My mom had a stroke, I need income as fast as I can get it.

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It's a tease vid of a webcam porn star doing episodic videos. Subscription though, but god damn her build perfect for it and will most likely pay for it next paycheck. Most pirating sites are honeypots so I can't give any recommendations.

THEN FUCKING DROP IT IN THE VOLAFILE FOR FUCKS SAKE

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You know, in fact that is probably the hard truth. After the Year of the Bazinga, when the media pushed the "geek" culture, it was also pushing the end of bulling it really meant the end of the ability to question people in general. And that's bad.
If we kill criticism, even if it is malicious, we kill progress.
polite sage

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If he screamed "I love homosexuals!", would it be a love crime?

Hate speech should be free.
Only through arguing and common understanding, and eventual self improvement, we can reach peace.

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Nah he'd just be a mp4 related

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Female managers are the fucking worst.

It's better to get a job and look for the dream job than it is to wait for the dream job.

Fortunately, she's just the hiring manager, and not my actual manager. I won't even be working at the same store as her.

carpenter brut?

Based children.

Looks more like Northern Saudi Arabia.

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what, the, fuck.

This video is supposed to be a statement against racism.
It's still hilarious.

Yes I know, 8:08 is really impressive for a webm.

why Holla Forums hate this guy again?

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Maybe try not being such a horrible human being works well also

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I really need to see for myself how deep her throat really is.

Fucking hell that city deserves it's fate and then some.

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how come Sh0e is 90% make-up these days

she is kinda ugly without it.

She got a handsome boyfriend.
It seems like a natural thing, you know?
Source: My gf used to wear little makeup before we got toghether, too.

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mmm it's not as bad as i thought

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not that I care, but why bother putting it on for a video
she can be pretty for her patriarch oppressor all she wants in private
I mean it must take hours to paint her whole face

Because believe it or not, much like Holla Forums, Holla Forums is not one person.

He looks like he has Progeria

Cute

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Sometimes it takes me hours for me to fap, but i do it way more than the average female anyway.
It's just how much you like things, really, many girls like to use makeup.

sauce?

I'm afraid I'm going to need tit pics right this instant "user"

Heat.

I-I didn't mean than i am a female.
I mean males fap more than females in general, and I, in particular, take hours too.
S-Sorry for the confusion…

Does she realize she sounds like a valley girl?

your cover, unlike my dick, is blown!
might as well post em now

Do you really expect a girl to say sorry for having done nothing specially wrong?
Do we live in the same planet?
I mean user, i can strip for you right now, but i'm not sure you like bushy musclemans.

He was a kike and he deserves to burn with the rest of the kikes in hollywood.

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you'd be wrcorrect
I'll let it slide this once, but don't let me catch you again "user"

Danks

That was a close call.

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Whats the song?

Here you go user

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Is this the same group who sings the Space Dandy ending?

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No they aren't the same group, but I may be wrong.

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it's the middle of the desert, nowhere near any actual cities

Anyone know the name of the song?

I don't care if this is fake or not. It just gives me the urge to purge.

Nah, Lost Child's Echo's (the song in (｢･ω･)｢)
is performed by 3L while Welcome to the X Dimension (Space Dandy's ED) is performed by Etsuko Yakushimaru.

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You can insult the people but don't insult the bowl cut master race

Nujabes has good shit.

sleeping dogs had its moments

The best thing about this video is that the normalfags are all over it.
They're finally starting to catch on.

Better rev up that online spanish translator, girl.

/r/ing that edited gif of anita eating popcorn except the popcorn is shit

I bet the fucker didn't even buy 360 Xbox360s

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Okay anons. I'm only gonna do this cause the source material is over looked even when it's meme'd like there is no tomorrow. So I'll post some classic webm.

Gotta give some love.

This one here though? This one is to share pain to others. To share a pain to stoke the fire deep within a few lovable faggots still around.

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Does anyone have the Planetside 2 version of the plane scene from Dark Knight Rises? Thanks in advance.

The fuck are you talking about? 8/pol/ loves Sam.

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Source?

fucking justice thank christ

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Which RLM video is this from?

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this is cutting a little deep, user

I got one on ebay for $20. The guy thought it was broken because it wouldn't show on his screen but all you have to do is reset video settings a few times every time you turn it on. It's one of the fully backwards compatible ones too.

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I've seen some weird shit, yet this somehow is one of the most baffling.

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I like valley girls.

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Thanks. I missed a bunch of RLM stuff apparently.

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Holla Forums loves Sam. You're just confusing some good natured mass defamation between friends with hate.

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Git Gud

I like seeing something I made over a year ago still getting traction.

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All yall niggas I'ma be yall baby mama favorite rider today

yall best meet me on ???

I remember when Sounds 2.0 was out..

Never learned how to extract the Old Spice mario video from the pic

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Source?

I want my sides back you cunt

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Allow me to present what she thinks is happening, in her mind.

If only I had the money for a PS4.

the Bill Hicks bit at the end was a cherry on a golden sundae

F

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The reflexes of a cat are always cute and funny.
No matter how you invoke it's instinct you're in for being entertained

women are empty shells user

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this reminds me of my first job, it was on my cousin's cosmetic company and so i was the only man there. One day i'm discussing with the girls and they decide to say how much they earn and suddenly they discover i was earning about 200 dollars more, surely the guy who has been here for 3 months can only be earning more because he's a man right! Suddenly everything is sexism and i just drop the bomb "erm, our boss is a woman and my cousin and if you look at statistics i get at the very least 1.5x more work done than you plus IT that's not on my contract"
From then on they just stopped talking to me

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I know Jim. He's done this before. He doesn't really like fame, and it doesn't like him. When he gets big enough on a youtube channel, he burns everything down and starts fresh unannounced.

Is that EmptyHero?

If he doesn't like fame why don't he use a voice changer on his videos or write under an alias so people don't find out he's still him? Kind of a bulshit excuse, I think he vanishes every once in a while because he either fucks up something or get butthurt because he can't take criticism

Do you hear that children, that's the sound of some bitches getting Blown the fuck out.

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Does anyone have the webm of a clip from Red Letter Media, where Mike says "You know something, Jay? Jokes are now real."

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I fucking love that guy.
GETTING DRUNK ON TINY WINES

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thanks m8

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at first i thought he was using a controller but the odd twitchy movement indicates it's a mouse user which makes this all the more disturbing

i think nathan is stuck in the game world

I just clenched my asshole realizing it was a tumblrism episode.

What justice? He got his job back but he shouldn't have been fired in the first place.

I miss classic Spumco.

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late answer, but it's suicide circle

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Not you again.

WEW

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People masturbate about everything, inflation like in that webm but also other weird stuff like that like gender swapping. I came across that stuff years ago before all those transgender people became mainstream and was totally confused by that shit. Why would randomly changing your gender turn you on? I mean just think about it for a second, you are a guy, every day your dick shrinks and get's smaller and you start getting breasts. At one point your dick turns into a vagina and you start going out with man. Why would you masturbate to this? Or why would you want to have sex with something like that?

Another weird fetish is this asexual rejection fetish that some people have. Idk what you call it to be honest but some people are so freaking sad and pathetic they masturbate to woman rejecting him. Like they make comics in which they ask a girl out and her reaction is always something like her saying that she would never go out with a loser like him. Some of them also have this weird idea that some girls don't date at all, and automatically reject every man.

Filling that empty rift, eh?

Who is this fucking man-hating dyke?

I loled.

The absolute mad man.

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c-can anyone give me the song in this webm?

Next time can you cut out the faggy eceleb drama at the beginning and the end?

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Already been done.

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Well that's what you get for browsing cuckchan.
cancer

Video is called Begin by some strange fucking Youtube channel named Brian.

why is she so ugly?