Want to cause more NMS salt?

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Damn I see it too, autism probably hit him hard.

Why waste our time? This sounds worthless.

Agree, not to mention that if they retired so deeply into the safespace they clearly just don't want to listen

why not?

IT BEGINS ONCE AGAIN

Oh hey john titor made it back from his trip to 2002!

I want someone to datamine the game and find that there's actually far less than 76 quintillion planets or whatever fucking number they advertised.

xD

So, what's the ending for real?

There is no ending

Not even after doing the 13 galaxies shit?

I belive it just resets to the 13th galaxy.

Nope, it keeps going up to 200 something galaxies then loops back around to the first galaxy

The player realizes that they've spent 60 shekels on a garbage game with nothing to do in it other than point a laser at 18 quintillion types of shit, fly around or give names to Spore creatures, the advertisement of which was composed of more lies than Todd has told since before Oblivon.
The player then can choose whether to move on knowing that they're completely retarded or kill themselves and make the world a better place.

Nope, it actually goes to 255 galaxies and then keeps looping into the same galaxy

source?

Oy vey! Remember the 18 TRILLION!

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*18 QUINTILLION.

what did he mean by this?

All this really does is prove just how dumb most consumers are. That means you! Person who bought it on impulse!
You've got to be incredibly naive or just plain stupid to mindlessly believe promises made by someone who is trying to sell you something.
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A person you don't know hyping a product you have no first-hand experience with or do not yet have any credible source of info off, making promises you cannot know he/she will uphold.
False advertisment is a business strategy and yes companies large and small do get away with it since there is no real legal recourse. Also, refunding through steam or w/e is barely a drop in the bucket when they sell millions of copies.
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FYI; All the big and popular game reviewers/reviewing sites cannot be trusted as they do indirectly profit from granting biased scores.
It is literally a thing here on youtube, Youtube partners get paid for focusing largely only on what would be percieved as positive aspects by consumers. They do not get paid for honest reviews where both the positives and negatives are empathized.
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No demo released before launch, Any bull like "early acess" "beta" "alpha" "we're just a small poor indie company"~ ect
Assume the worst, Always ignore hype, Await credible info.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

Why we still talk about that game?

why

Schadenfreude.

for you

Gazoontite.

For fuck's sake, I just want a game where I can clusterbomb planets for minerals and then build a mansion where I genetically modify my zoo.

I guess I'll never find the final space capitalist simulator that isn't EVE online.

I am betting its some new epic dank meme

Are tactical destroyers fixed?

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don't you mean "Gesundheit"?

No idea, never went too far into the game. I just bought the game and a month for 5 € in one Steam sale years ago. Decided not to play anymore when some people told me you actually needed years before you could start 'winning' the game and be somewhat competent.

Yeah this is the fucking problem, the skill training is cool until you realize you will be spending a month to train 1 skill meanwhile you are practically worthless as no one in the corp wants to take a risk with anyone with less then optimum build because of

Why do people still give a fuck about this shit? It sucked refunded the shit and moved on but i dont get why people talk about a game that sucks and have no content when there are so many fun games to talk about

Are you new?

So did anyone ever get to the center of all of the galaxies?

user no

TO ALL THE BAD GOYIM WHO BOUGHT THIS MASTERPIECE AND DON'T LIKE IT
Apply for a refund on the steam page. Even if you have played over 2 hours and have owned it for over 2 weeks, just apply as much as you need to. I was an idiot and believed the trailers, so I bought it on release before any reviews came out. Got my $60 back tho

Fair enough, but I gotta ask; what in the hells possessed you to buy it in the first place? The warning signs were EVERYWHERE. You would have had to be living under a rock to not see that this was going to crash and burn hard.

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I recognize that gay blowjob

Yeah how many hours did you have tho?
People are now spamming steam with 20+ hours played and want a refund.

Thanks to them Steam is now extremely anal about giving any refunds.

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Embarassing. It's like some kids try to fit in too hard.

The day when No Man's Sky became the Jews of vidya.

THIS WAS ONLY A FUCKING RUMOR
YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM WHEN YOU ARE SO FUCKING NAIVE YOU BELIEVE SOMETHING BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE SAID SO

It aint right, my friend.

It just aint right.

Personal army implies that OP has some sort of personal stake or vendetta against the target.

Idiots like you need to be put down.
All you need to do is mention false advertising or something to that effect. You'll have to open a few tickets but Valve will cave eventually.

GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER

Just do storyline missions while you train you dingus

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I could be rude, but I'm not gonna.

Noone is doing any raiding

So is Sean dead? His twitter has been dusty for a while.

Even if it was theres still the implication that doing that makes us reddit.
You have to be real fucking stupid to imply stupid shit like this.
Since when has it been bad to do stuff for shits n giggles?

i wouldn't show my face in a long time if I were him too. But then again if I were him I probably would have killed myself years ago.

hey everyone, look at this ebin trickster, being mean by omission. look how morally superior he is and also how he implies his ability to make you feel bad.

wow

do something right with your life for ONCE and end it

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Yep, it's Reddit alright.
Only a retard on this site would get mad after spotting that.
Why not go back to whatever half-baked forum you call yours instead of making a mockery of yourself on Holla Forums?

Also the spacing gave it away.
:^)

Someone is buttbothered

cyka

Oh, but of course. How could I forget?
Maybe it was just so disgusting I didn't want to see it.

Since retards figured out you can say everything is reddit and get a bunch of (you)s from other retards.

He's a little guy

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I've been going on Twitch channels asking them why they bought an awful, unfinished game.

So fall I've gotten instantly banned 6 times and had 1 guy respond, who's argument was literally "I'm playing for fun, fuck you."

Literally only Russians will get this joke

Some people still want to believe that nice things sometimes happen.

Are you fucking stupid?

That doesn't answer the question, retard.

Yeah, I see nothing wrong with enjoying the pain and suffering of the retards who are trying to convince themselves this is a good game.

It's not a personal army request. I'm not sure what that dude was thinking.

Not sure what happened to Holla Forums lately. It seems full of more shills than usual.

This game is so shit even halfcuck Holla Forums warned everyone in advance but you didn't listen. Get the fuck out of here.

You mean we're breaking down the very doors? Oh yes we get to siege!

That looks like Rebecca Sugar

(((sugar)))

No, user, you're doing it wrong.

((((((SCHUGAR))))))
there, much better.

incoming OC from me and my retard faggot friend on Skype

whens my jasperdemtion sugar?
MY WAIFU DESERVES BETTER

HAHAHAHA
awesome

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Every Man's Refund newgrounds.com/portal/view/680355

There's a new season starting right now.
That's either a lie or all the loose ends are gonna be solved on this season.

She was too goddamn stubborn, she's gone and she deserved it, face it.

God, I've never wanted to declare brand loyalty before now. Is this what it feels like to really like a dev?

Which game would that be? Kind of curious.

God fucking damnit user, this is glorious.

Titan Quest.

It's an action RPG clickfest sort of deal, I liked it because at the time it was pretty innovative (Dual classing, nice balance on character progression). But it is pretty old.

Still, it was a really cool gesture.

More salt material.

It's cute that you're actually the one who is wrong here. You can still get a refund, just need to make up some bullshit reason, which you would know if you weren't so busy trying too look smart.

let's do it lads
for old time's sake

the truth is hard to accept sometimes user, i know

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>>>Holla Forums

that looks like anne frank

It's just like getting a job in real life. If you have enough online shekles, can you BUY your way into a group, just like you can in real life?

I fucking bet you can!

its not a personal army request, because its nothing personal kid.

"What do I do with all this fanart? I'm still mad."

Johnu Titoru?

Hmm! Tituru!

The Ghost Master theme never fails to make me smile.

You are both retard faggots.

Do other people hear sounds when they see certain moving images? Like that gif I can hear her repeating "chop, chop, chop…" in time with the strikes but not even in her voice, just some generic high-pitched loli voice.

I hear the sound of trips

You should get your synesthesia treated.

Had to look it up but I get ASMR and associate tastes with colour too.
Fucking who'd have guessed. Article also mentioned something about some people sneezing when they look at bright lights.

Just how many low-key mental disorders are there?

no but i get tastes in my mouth wehn i listen to music

As many as tumblr makes up.

I used to think they were making shit up, but then I realized they were mostly amazed by completely standard stuff that happens to everyone. It's like they are discovering a new thing about their body every day.
Hi, my friends call me King of Enlightenment (it's a long story). I'm a pan-romantic straight white male (#BornThisWay). I'm just another artist by day and coffee specialist by night, and this is my blog. What else? Sometimes when I think about a girl I like, my pee-pee becomes hard. My pronouns are he, him, his.

no-mans-sky-forums.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=293

Where the fuck are you guys, I can't see anyone else doing shit

Close but no cisgar.

Should have added "I don't know why" "It's so uncommon" or some other shit.

You didn't mention anything about what degree they're currently doing and how cultural they are.

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Now now, I sneeze quite often when looking at or nearly at the sun and fuck if i know why it happens, maybe it's some sort of a biological mechanism to prevent us from looking at the sun and destroying our eyes

Is this an anime about John Turturro?

_no
kind of

See, I don't think they like coffee at all. They just drink it to look mature.

No wonder they're always so bitter.

he was just trying to fit in ye potato

they upgraded the nexus: jupiter incident to HD and shit a few months ago. Nexus 2 NEVER EVER

After 5 galaxies it starts using shitty autogenerated galaxy names, which lasts for 255 of them or something. The 13 galaxies thing was just ones that had actually been visited so far.

Later on.

I've never before listened to a group of hacks squirm around the fact that they are complicit in helping bilk their own audience out of cash before. The mental gymnastics they were performing to defend NMS and shit on gamers for falling for lies they helped propogate unquestioningly, but now claim are super obvious and anyone could spot a mile away, is astounding.

I wish I had more long-form gaming podcasts. :(

Can I be FUCKING real for a second?

This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.

A tiny team of people made an entire universe for you to explore. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "fans" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot.

Guess what? The game was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a game.

What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big universe filled with mysteries and weird shit. I just played it for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?

Is it buggy? Sure. Is it repetitive? Maybe. Is the inventory system imperfect and the multiplayer feature questionable and the structure unclear? Sure, fine.

But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?

How fucking entitled do you have to be to explore an infinite universe in a spaceship and then say "yeah but…"

We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring games in recent memory.

Hello Games doesn't owe you the world. Yet they gave you 18 QUINTILLION of them.

If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.

Some good ol' pasta there my boy.

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