EBT/SNAP outages on "Labor Day"...kek

oh snap

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Now EBT is down? ==CAN THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER?==

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Trump should fly the Black Leaders to Japan to meet Japanese leaders just spit in their faces by saying:"I brought you here to have the Japanese inform you on how to not riot when power is lost for an hour."

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This is exactly what it's for, same with subsidized farming.

That was a dead giveaway from the start.

completely unrelated but I found this gem while scouring black twitter
twitter.com/stljojogang

IT CAN AND WILL
KEK THE NIGGERS CANT GET THEIR BBQ SHIT ON OUR DIME

I hope cities start burning by nightfall.

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hahaha

SWIPE YOUR EBT

youtu.be/NzspsovNvII

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i've never been on EBT or unemployment and i'm struggling pretty hard.

JP Morgan runs the program last I recall. Nice little earner for them. Anyway, being the fourth all that money is already loooooong gone. These fuckers are cashing out and doping up on the first.

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Rolling for niggers can't buy gwape thoda

Texas gulf coast user here, they actually gave them extra this month thanks to Harvey.

Stuff like this is precisely why federal spending on this is filed under "social security" or "healthcare". If people actually knew how much of their paycheck goes directly to niggers, only after a couple hundred kikes take a bit of of course, they'd burn D.C. to the ground.

This bitch isn't even being ironic is she.

Tbqh, I have EBT. The primary reason I have it though is because I want to exhaust the state's funds for it faster. Why aren't you all doing this?

With 6 kids I qualify so I did the same out of spite. Having a job still means I'll never get nigger level gibs off them though.

Is this a possible test regarding the reaction when this happens?: welfarecutscountdown.com/

If Trump doesn't save the white race, hopefully I will able to watch the jews destroy these useful idiots in 72 hours on New Zealand News.

She was on TV and interviewed about it, she was blasting niggers for being niggers pretty much.

kek

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Perfect example of how having a purist Socialist Economy would never work. Thank fuck we have actual people legitimately working for a living or a computer glitch could've disrupted everyone's shit

And of course /salt-left/ is completely silent about this

I recent started having panic attacks. Strangely surreal and kinda painful. Just talking about it fucking builds up inside. I got it because I couldn't really work when these episodes popped up because they were just 100% random and the meds just fucked my diet up.
So now I'm trying to exercise since I think its cause I'm lazy and
cause it gives me peace of mind when these "things" pop up.

I COULD BE WORSE. I'm black and I could probably get welfare but I'm not that fucking desperate.
WHITE POWER:MAGA:GAS THE KIKES NIGGERS AND JEWS

reminder as a single male you don't qualify if you make more than $600/mo, so that means you better pretty much be homeless, that or just be a nigger and don't work at all living off your babies mother's EBT + section 8 or your actual mother's social security disability + section 8.

The moment you shit out a niglet though you've got $2k/mo for the next 18 years.

If your a single male though barely breaking surviving at $600/mo+, fuck you, find another or more jobs. This is the way it should be for everyone.

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>go to downdetector.com/status/snap-ebt/map/
>it asks What isn't working?, enter "Black People"
kek

wew lad

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Yet everyone in my family and I can barely fucking afford to feed ourselves. Wish I had the kikes giving me slave-shekels so I can fucking afford 50 dollar ribs and lobsters, I can't even fucking remember the last time I had lobster

A third of my paycheck is taken for taxes, I get what you're saying user but many people who oare scraping by with that little myself included are already scraping together every single hour they can possibly get their hands on. Why should we work ourselves to death living in poverty so the parasites can live in luxury? Honestly I think the biggest game plan we need to use is informing everyone white just why the fuck it is that they live lower and work harder than a serf literally if you look at history just to elevate the ones who despise them the most into luxury

FREE FOOD FREE HOUSING FREE SMART PHONES FREE CHILD CARE FREE VEHICLES FREE CAR INSURANCE FREE UTILITIES
*SWIPES EBT SMACKS LIPS FUCK WHITE PEOPLE *

DOTR WHEN ?

You shouldn't. Never do good work for people who don't work for your interests. It is as simple as that. Do the bare minimum and take their money. Try to build partnerships with other people. If you work for others, then make sure it is someone you can respect and can be loyal to.

I would but I'm a single White male, physically healthy, and not quite mentally fucked up enough.

meanwhile I spend about $50 a month on food and i know a few others who get by with even less.

still down

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DO NOT PAY TAXES FOR 2017

It's time we put an end to this.

the perfect shitstorm

Did they shut it down to keep the beaners from stealing the last bit of it they can before fleeing back to Mexico?

Of course they are. This is EBT, not disability checks.

Downdetector shows that the SNAP EBT system is still down in several major cities

It's strange that there are absolutely no news stories about this

Checked. I'm game. It's time our people quit funding our own demise.

I fucking hate the worthless trash that does this. Of all the things I hated when I used to work in retail, there was nothing that made my blood boil more than the lazy pieces of shit who couldn't pick up after themselves.

This is the fastest way to bring about the downfall of the US.

How do none of them have food in the home? If I can't get to the grocery store when I mean to I still eat that night. This, especially with as much money as they get from the government.

Niggers have 10x my food budget and still can't plan far enough ahead to have a day's worth of extra.

HOWZ EYE SPOS TO KEEP FOOD IN DA FRIDGE WHEN DAT WUR MY 40S GO?
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

niggers just sell the stamps to their local spic for 50% who uses the food to stock his food truck while still collecting food stamps himself. the nigger then proceeds to buy nigger things. you can slightly respect the spic over the nigger for getting a food truck together in the first place while scamming the government, but only slightly.

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Dubs Confirm, they have forced our hand. Let them come after everyone stops funding their ZOG war machine.

>that cozy feel when my wife and I snicker and pretend to whisper as we point at EBT users when this happens
Oh boy, this is gonna be a fun month! And here I thought triggering some faggot with a "pink is the new black" tshirt he started to tear up in front of his wife's daughter was going to be the highlight of my week!

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coincidentally this is also where a large portion of the people of color population is. ebt is racist

A mere coincidence.

How the fuck do you break your leg by falling two feet?

Sorry poorbro. If it helps, check out the recipes on amazingribs.com, pork butt can be found ultra cheap (sometimes < $1/lb) and is delicious when slow smoked (or slow roasted in oven) at 225F. Smoked turkey is good too, and often extremely cheap.

Lobster is way overrated, though.

Bones are as strong as you make them. There is a reason why you see so many niggers break their bones while just about any other race would only get a real bad wound.

I'm game. But how? Fucking kikes suck the money right out of my paycheck; I don't even get to touch it before they steal it.

Just in time for hurricane Irma. Hold on to your butts anons the ride getting very bumpy

No, it's because he was fat and he landed at an angle. Blacks have the highest average bone density compared to all other races.

Must be spear chucking niggers because I always see US niggers with some broken something or another.

what could possibly go right?

lolwut I used to skate and did that sort of thing all the time, rolling your ankle should never hurt you badly and if it does it's a sign you're either unhealthy or subhuman.
the worst a healthy person should get from a rolled ankle is bruising or a torn muscle.

I'm talking about an injury that would normally break bones. Some people walk that shit off while others see their bones break like stale bread. The latter only seems to happen to niggers, at least from what i've seen.

Malnutrition because they select their food like you'd expect a nigger to select anything. Takes one look at the guy to tell he's not eating right.

While absolutely medically true, bone density is a poor metric to measure bone strength.

My father was old school LEO and back in the day they used to teach them that hitting niggers in the shin with that hickory stick was the most effective way to break their bones. Their faces are stronger than whites, but their shins are weaker. Don't ask me why.

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underrated pun

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"Hold on, this is waiting to be approved by DownDetector"

Wtf

I am also a single white male, physically healthy, and have no mental deficencies. However, since I make less than $1,500 a month I qualified for it.

Do you fucking know how hard it is to be a "Tax Dodger"? The Rothschild IRS has added every excuse in the book to the list of FELONIES. Simply saying you're a soveregin citizen and that's why you didn't pay taxes is a capitol offense.

I personally was considering going the route of religious organization fraud (become a reverend, etc etc) but ended up not doing it after discovering the work I'd need to put into it. I'd need to have a church I literally owned (not rented), I needed to file for my own EIN, I needed to have this and that, and in the end I decided it better to not give the Rothschilds more information than they request on my 1040 than to give them lists of friends, blood, and my kitchen sink in an effort to scam them.

It seems to happen more often in niggers

Why isn't this constantly being DDoS'd? It's a happening just waiting to happen.

Interesting idea, user. It's nice to see someone thinking outside of the box.

The biggest problem I can think of is that the internal transactions probably won't have publicly visible IP addresses. Stuff like websites would be possible to target, for things like online banking. But for the most part I don't think a debit card network would be a viable target. Unless there's a Holla Forumsack whistleblower who works on the tech side of a bank or ATM/cash register company it would be hard to see where to attack. I don't have experience with EBT, so I don't know if the internet is involved or not.

If EBT requires interaction with a website then that's a week-spot which could nullify everything else. I speculate that it would take about 3 months worth of constantly keeping the website down to start causing riots. JP Morgan operates the EBT system, so gathering info on them is important. Also attacking a government owned network is far more serious than some random private one, and could land some anons in hot shit. While you'd be looking at substantially less repercussions for attacking JP Morgan.

Although both are illegal, and you absolutely should not do this. Leave me alone FBI; this is fanfiction, not helping plan terrorist activities.

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I live near a large base. If there's ever a mass shooting at stater brothers, it was because some nigger put 200 items on the express lane and paid with food stamps. Screen cap this.

Also, why the fuck are there so many military wives on WIC? No wonder all you guys either look 18 years old and malnourished or like tubbers.

Military pay is so low that if you have a wife and kids you rate EBT and WIC. I was single the whole time so I was stuck with whatever they gave me or I could shell out my own money for better food.

Chew the gum, maggot.

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Jesus christ you fucking piece of shit boot.

Go to the god damn PX/Commissary and pick up fucking food and cook it. When I was in I got fucking jacked and in the best shape of my life. All paid for by Uncle Sugar. I ate at the chow hall in boot and SOI. After that I was my own damn person and did what I wanted. FFS, stop being a bitch and just do what you need to do.

I did end up doing that, but the first two years I was a fucking idiot.

I ain't falling for that again.

Then why do I so often see nig nogs go out after a single punch?

There is a nerve bundle where the upper jaw connect to the skull. Right where your ear lobe meets your face. Called either the Trigeminal Nerve or extension of the Vagus Nerve. It's been a while since my classes. If you take your knuckle you can easily feel pain with slight pressure applied to this region. This nerve bundle is the cause of knockouts when you hit the jaw at certain angles and transfer that force and disrupt signals to the brain.

The tip of the chin is another well-known knockout point on the head—- when hit at a certain point the synapses in the brain disconnect due to the twisting of the brain inside of the skull, thus producing a knockout.

Neither of these has anything to do with bone strength. You can hit a nigger all goddamn day in the face and it'll cause less damage to him than a white person undergoing similar trauma. Niggers just have thicker bone mass in the facial region. Like a gorilla. The nerve bundles, and the brain's reaction to trauma at these locations are the same, however.

And niggers are stupid and usually don't fight correctly. They also fight more often, leading to more videos of their chimp-asses being knocked out more.

Normies like you choose not to hire autists who have massive holes in their work histories and lack work history in the "bootcamp" of jobs: burger flipping/retail/warehouse.
No really you hire based if you're friends with them, if you 'connect' with them, if you think they will be a "great addition to our team and its culture," which basically means you're experts at getting conned by the slick whits who get the interview.
The last place you'll find me is stocking shelves at Wal-Mart or taking your order at Carl's Jr. You would find me in prison for grand theft well before then.

That there what you did, saying that unironically may be a crime in the US.

OH fuck this is why the fags are chimping out all over the boards. The can't get their gibsmedats.

what if i told you that 50 million americans ALREADY dont pay their taxes?

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I just heard that on Hannity. I'm sure Reagan's amnesty had nothing to do with it. But we need more gibsmedat dreamers because McDonald's, Starbucks, Walmart, etc have no interest in giving liveable wages to white people who can show up on time every day.

Their orbital bone is weak (eye socket)

Kimbo Slice got KTFO by a pink-haired white guy who punched him in the eye socket

Also

Listen if someone hits your "button" (a proper punch to the jaw) you're going lights out.

The jaw, when punched acts like a counter-lever on your skull.
Your head/brain gets rattled too hard and you go unconscious. Or at least your vision blacks out (had that happen once for a second or two)

Plus your ears may pop from a hard punch which will make your legs rubbery and fuck your balance (air pressure thru eustachian tubes connecting ear and throat - disrupting your semicircular tubes which control balance)

I ended up being just as autistic about anatomy lol

once again, retail user reporting in. Just got off work. EBT has been running fine all damn day. this thread is a hoax. Sage for fake news

TYPO
to the jaw

General location? It wasn't down nationwide. Likely wasn't down all that long if it was down either.

I think it's more likely making the price of GOOD FOOD rise while junk food stays low so the EBT using masses can keep buying specific brands.