Dwarves

people unironically like that garbage strip?

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It's better than dwarves.

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No it's a testament to their popularity. People like them for a reason. They make for great stories. Like I said before, the "unique" attempts at races are usually not unique at all.

There's a sexy picture of a nude female gnome in that book but I couldn't find it by searching.

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I like Dwarves, but pretty much this. There is too much Tolkienshit.

No, that's undead

DO NOT LEWD THE GNOME

GNOMES ARE PURE

bullshit.

waht if undead dwarves?

surprisingly DA:I have one of the best Dwarves in all of gaming to date
Say hi to Blackwall

It's a tasteful nude.

I'll have to admit, that's pretty fucking cool.

Meh

He's not a dwarf at all though

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REMOVE ELF!

In a kinda "so bad it's decent" way, kinda.

It started as a straight up attempt at making porn, but the author sucked at it to the point his failure was funny. He realized this, shrugged and kept going.

What games let you play as dorfs besides Dorf Fort?
I played We Are The Dwarves but it's so stiff to play and the tutorial is the hardest part of the entire game I don't know if I want to recommend it to anyone.

age of wonders lets you not only have dwarves on giant moles but also giants and golden dwarves.

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Dwarves are the favored race of fat neckbeards because it makes them feel better about being fat neckbeards.

Orcs are the favored race of actual niggers or of BBC/cuckold fetishists.

Elves/half elves are the favored race of a fat women and their skinny boyfriends.

Gnomes/halfings/whatever your favorite setting calls hobbits are the favored race of girls who try to be "quirky" and of men with crippling disability.

Humans are the best race. Skaven are the bestest, all Skaven party when?

Don't we have enough threads about Jews?

Dwarf waifus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you wont fool anyone dorf defence force.

Dwarf Fortress has undead Dwarfs. Vampires.

Warhammer Fantasy had a Regiment of Renown which was entirely undead units, and had Dwarf skeleton models in it.

FUCKING ELVES!

The Cursed Company was what I was thinking of.

>skaven

Top tier taste, right here.

Humans are the Jews of fantasy world

See above

Runes nigga.

There's not one good race on any rpg. Do you know any good game with good race variety? There's so much to choose from and every game does the same every time

Humans are generally acceptable, unless you want to play anything that istn a warrior in which case you get a huge muscle man casting heal and magic missile

You only play dwarves if you like jew manlets. Some people like them, but most of the time they're bearded square shaped meatboxes

Elves are always feminine tree hopers for some reason. The high elves from warcraft are the most acceptable, but you still ahve to like being even more of a faggot that you are in real life

Outside the holy tolkien triumvirate, it can go either way. From black people are a different race elder scrolls, to lets make x animal human cheap furrybait, on TES and many other games

you know one of these days I want to see humans depicted as the savage warriors we really are.

like it or not the most successful humans are the ones who conquered and raided.
WE are the orcs user, the orcs in fantasy are just greener and bigger.

On most settings they arent, they are civilized and peaceful, completely lawful good. That's the problem, that and not being able to make a decent looking mage

Dwarf vampires might just be the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard of.

Faggot.

Why's that, faggo?

I'm bored of seeing humans described as being the "diplomats" or "jack of all trades" in fantasy settings. Fuck that.
When are we going to see humans start to be industrial giants, or conquering lands through sheer triple x-rated ambition.

Loli dwarves are great.

Dwarves are worthless. Why would you want to be a short bearded faggot when you can actually be cool?

they're not dwarves, this is true dwarf lady.

tfw I had that book when I was a kid.

huh

I don't mind it if female dwarfs don't have beards, but they better either have crazy ass hair styles or have braided their hair forward to simulate a beard instead.

To clarify.

That is hair styles that are crazy ass, not ass hair that is crazy styled.

The fuck do you think this is?

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The only pussies are dwarves that have to resort to magic rather than their good right arm and a fuckhuge hammer

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Look'it this un-inventive faggo.

I'm curious as to why you have those saved?

Why not?

tall girla abest

There's a pretty decent fantasy book series by a Marcus Heitz called, simply, "Dwarves". It's actually really solid, if incredibly by the numbers. But in a way, fantasy has sort of looped around to where a straightforward fantasy story is new and refreshing. I say anyone who likes dorfs should give it a shot.

Be forewarned, though, by the time you're halfway through book 2 shit is dark as hell.

I recognize that dwarf from a dnd group op, something about being a dwarf who just counterfeits money all day every day.

you know the best part about the forgery skill?

It's an opposed check, against forgery.

Now, consider this: Who the fuck takes Forgery as a skill as an adventurer?

This is how I, in character, scammed the entire group out of their shares of treasure.

You sneaky cunt

Humans are the master race.

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Styx is fucking great.

This.
I'd love to have more fantasy settings where they actually try to do other things with humans. If you want to use the whole elder race angle with elves and dwarves then humans would be the naive younger race with less skill in magic who tries to get along with everyone and be peaceful because their moral politics/religion tells them to. When provoked they would turn into bloodthirsty monsters hellbent on the destruction of their enemy as the Us vs Them mentality kicks in though.

I don't see many interesting things done in fantasy but it's less because they use the same generic races and more because every other race is just "human but x" and have no real difference to humans. I'd seriously love to see a setting where a bunch of human kingdoms and free cities are attacked by some fantasy races with enchanted gear and respond by going full total war campaign of genocide on them.

You could make humans a merchant race that goes full military dictatorship when threatened before falling back into peaceful merchants years later. You could make them the technologically advanced race who can't use magic but instead develop technology for their needs as opposed to the more primitive orcs or magic using elves. There is a ton of shit you can do with just humans and even more you could do with other races but everyone always defaults to the same shit.

Let this thread die gracefully. Don't encourage them.

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The weak leech off the strong user.

ALL HAIL BEST DWARF

you misspelled kobold

>thought dwarfs were cool in the Elder Scrolls, back when i thought it was a good series

if skyrim remastered doesnt bankrupt Bethesda i'm not gonna be a happy man

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are you kidding me? normalfags are gonna eat that shit up, and praise bethesda for releasing a slightly better looking version of a game they already bought

The Myth games had the coolest dwarves. They're all batshit pyromaniacs who blow up your own troops half the time.

Go back to whining about the holocaust schlomo

Wrong picture.

Dwarves are jews like gnomes. All hungry for gold.

Pic related

Take bak what u sez about da orks

Oh come on, we all know you only picked up shamanism and honor when you met the fucking Taurens, and before that you were just wacked out on demon blood and battle high.

Space Skaven when

Orkz are immune to corruption due to the way their psychic energy manifests(What Orkz believe will actually shape reality around them) and the instinct of orkz to eliminate any unorky behavior.

WAAAAAGH!!! magic shits on every other type of magic anyway.

Being real here: The orks reality warping is the best part of 40K and is how I always get someone being too serious about it to calm the fuck down

"HURR PURGE"
"Your setting has mushroom people shooting toy guns that work lethally because they really, REALLY think they will."

I imagine Skaven are not building ships. Instead the seers spot a planet, to which they build a warp portal, then fling waves and waves of themselves into it in the hopes enough make it though to build another connection portal on the other side, so they can overwhelm that planet.

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That got retcon'd
Now it's that Mechboyz have the genetic information to make shit right out of the get go
But knowing GW, that'll be rewritten next edition and they'll go back to psychic fields

Is there a CRPG that let's you pick/recruit an incubus/succubus class? I know PST had Fall From Grace but I don't think I've seen any others. I'm sure there are millions of JRPG's with them, I'm not asking about them.

I said orcs not Orks.

Clan Skyre canonically accidentally phoned up an Eldar Craftworld with an experimental device during The End Times, they got scared and destroyed the device, it's in one of the official books. Pic related is an user's interpretation.

I was not ready for all this nostalgia I had the whole series

Gnomes and dwarves are related, but not the same. Gnomes would prefer to swindle you or pickpocket your stuff, dwarves would rather use force for that.

I always imagine gnomes as some bastard mix between dwarves and elves, neither of which will ever acknowledge that relation.

Dwarves suck.

Your mother sucks dwarf cock!

Hey cool, I have that book.

Then gnomes are jews and dwarves are muslims.

explains the beards

Fundamentalist Jihadi Dwarves scenario when?

Every dwarf depicted in everything is the same goddamned Scotch cross-dresser with a faggot biker beard, a musket, and a "dudebeer, lol!" schtick

what is going on here?

soon

kobolds being kobolds

Kobolds. Wingless, degenerate dragon runts.

specially the female ones.

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Good goy!

Dwarves actually work and build shit unlike treehumping knife-ears.

keke

t. clean-shaven lankster

Maybe so, buy they're just so darned adorable.
I can't hate them. They're like little dragons that can't hurt you on account of being tiny and pathetic.
Downside is, of course, they lose out on most the tests that make dragons sexy, while still having all the usual dragon downsides, minutes the "can eat you" bit.

Dwarves as you know them; the short, bearded axe wielders are all descended from Tolkein's concept. Tolkein devised Dwarves as an allegory for Jews; he even based their language in Hebrew.

Admit it: you're fat and loving dwarves makes you feel better about being fat.

Well, they sure know how to get you out of that plate armor.

That's right goy, the dragon merchant is your friend!
rub rub
Those evil dwarves are the real gold hoarding jews!

Hey, it's not my fault. You'd be hard pressed to find any adventurer capable of resisting those sweet, luxurious egg-laying hips.

When is the last time you run into a dragon banker?
Oh, right, never, because the dragon is just going to rob and/or eat your gold.

Meanwhile, how many dwarven bankers have you met?

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Stay mad fatty!

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Dragons don't need to rob and rape anymore, they can do it all legally now.
Who do you think pulls the strings on all the banks user?

I disagree, earthdawn dwarves are just short jews. Shame since so much of that setting is great but the dwarves are the fucking worst.

A single dwarf is more industrious in his lifetime than all of elven civilization together throughout history.

i wanna play a game where you're a human living in a country inhabited by kobolds, halflings, and goblins. dealing with the shenanigans of the small races.

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Dorfs are alright

Yes they are. But they aren't the best.

Not really trying to dispute or argue but this did make me feel a little thoughtful about variety in fantasy races. Off the top of my head some of the more interesting races I've met in games are;

Race of robots who were made to simulate medieval life and were abandoned to their own devices.

Minotaurs that are descendants of the horseman of war and scrap eternally in his name.

Communal living rockmen who are born knowing the basics of the world and explore the world in search of new experiences.

Skaven

Gorons from zelda are pretty unlike most fantasy races, though I guess you could approximate them to dwarves if dwarves were fat rocking eating toddlers.

Shame it was so fucking buggy

Opinions on Centaurs/Horse Pussy?

Orcs are pretty much the most varied and interesting fantasy race imo not the best, but the race with some of the most interesting lore.

You can have completely savage orcs with the minds of lesser primates, and you can have orcs with wisdom on par with demigods, practically.

Almost always cool as fuck

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I have no desire to fuck horse pussy user. I just like centaurs as a concept.

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On that note, any good games with playable centaurs?

they're ok, would be a perfect race to use for an open world game

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Why do people do this?

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Horse-people are overrated.

Oh, and
Even mated pairs have difficulty getting along, user.

Face it. Dragons are more like gypsies than jews

Mule people would be good, though. Or goat people

There's not a human social stature that can accurately represent an apex predator so large that you send a small military force to take down one with a guaranteed high fatality rate. In Medieval settings, I mean.

Humans are the superior race in every game. Wealth, technology, political power, massive empires and armies, etc. While dwarves put gems in their asses and elves suck each other's dicks.

What games have races that are superior to humans? Not just stronger or smarter, but powerful enough to demote humans to a minor race like halflings or some shit.

It's always about whiner demanding humans get put in front and center or they can't identify with shit. Autism and xenophobia.

(checked)

Hank Hill isn't a technology man, he doesn't know or care about the difference between computers. Unless there's one that's powered by propane, he just doesn't give a shit.

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Menzoberranzan has a centaur npc. I can't tell if the game is good, though.

As for dwarves, I just can't seem to get into creating a mc dwarf, I just like them as party members.

Here's a comparison.

Why do you have these pictures? Did you make them just for this?

Only if pulled out of your ass. Or some other WoW hack.

Centaurs would be cool but furfaggots have ruined it with 'Horse Pussy' shit. Just like they did with Kobolds.

Of course. I always have my Chris Redfield cock swapping simulator ready for animal cock discussions!

More please.

Centaurs in Disciples 2 are cool. But also allied with elves.

Dwarves are a meme that was never funny.

You're a funny that was never meme.

Sorry, femanon. That's enough Chris for today.

here we go, listen nigger, go back to /monster/ if a little bit of horse puss triggers you, bunch of pussyass vanillafags

You're the one that should go back to /monster/?

Fuck it, I'm not giving you the attention your dad didn't. Filtered.

This is more authentic.

Are there any games where Centaurs are a main faction? I always feel like they're either generic enemies or a secondary/tribal power.

It's hard to make a serious game where your player will inevitably end up being distracted by giant genitals. Horses have giant genitals because they're stupid as fuck and need a giant target with a giant arrow to reproduce.

Why do centaurs have giant genitals if they're already intelligent? They're nothing but hyper-erotic demons. A representation of man's lust.

Unsure, but surely there's a strategy game where I can lead hordes of centaur nomads across the lands.

Well user, centaurs were basically invented by the ancient Greeks. What does that tell you?

I too desire to lead a horde of nomadic warriors across the plains/steppe to delight in pillage and conquest.

>What does that tell you?

I think I have an idea.

Even Gorons are different enough from dwarves given total immunity to fire (even Goron Link in Majora's Mask can casually stroll through lava and gorons have no problem strutting through a volcano's core in heavy armor) as well as using their round shape to roll as a method of travel and attack that they get a pass if you ask me. Same for Zora since mermen as a prominent race in general aren't common at all, and some games bringing up that they can't be on dry land for more than a few days without going back to a source of water is a good touch.

Zoras transforming into Rito for Wind Waker was fucking stupid (something something the goddesses didn't want Zora to find Hyrule something something) but it also gave us a birdman race, another uncommon one.

Is that enough?
fallfromheaven.wikia.com/wiki/Kuriotates

Why would I care if elves are gay? It's their females that matter.

If male, they go to the chopping block.
If female, they get an extra dose of rape.
Everybody wins.

That wasn't about you, apparently.

its only vanilla if there is hand holding, kissing and riding on his back

I don't remember furries ruining kobolds.
I'm assuming you mean towards "cloaca", but I don't really think there's much of any furries what draw that jazz. They're rather fond of assholes, for some reason. Probably due to 80% of them being massive faggots.
Mammal genitalia, they're fine with, but I've not seen much of any cloaca out there.

somebody say cloaca?

It was more enjoyable with that apprentice mage. But the faggot creator had to kill him off and the strips humor has gone to shit since then.

That one would go to the warhammer fantasy battles setting where humans only got so far because of sigmar his shenanigans and the alliance with the dwarfs that resulted out of that ( which is the reason why the empire has muskets and cannons).
Yes there are the Bretonians and the Nord and all the others human nations but those either need some magic power up juice to compete with the other races in the setting or they pray to the dark gods and end up becoming a former human flesh blob or the gateway host for a demon.