Dwarves

FUCK

Martial combat? Dwarves are coolest.
Magic? Dwarves are coolest.
Vagabond? Dwarves are coolest.

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What about gnomes?

Most of the time they're faggy.

UNLESS
They are gnomes like the ones depicted in "Gnomes" by Rien Poortvliet.

Dwarfs are pretty boring. Why can't we have any unique races, ie: not Tolkienshit?

t. Dwarf

They're not boring at all and most of the time unique races suck. And the attemps at being "unique" are always the same. Like spiritual aliens or some shit.

Every time there's dwarfs in a game, they always live underground or on hillocks and mountains, they always know how to make weapons and armour better than humans, they always drink copious amounts of alcohol, and they're always bearded. You can take any dwarf from any game, drop him into another game that has dwarfs, and he'll fit in just fine; the only unique thing to him is how tall he is and how long his beard is.

A testament to their quality.

Well that is just delightful.

No, it's a testament to how cookie-cutter they, and pretty much every canonized fantasy creature is: and how every developer who uses them is an absolutely unskilled hack who relies on over-used fantasy tropes.