Why am I still awake?

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meow

HARD
AT
WORK

thanks, SD


and apron?

NO

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK

That's kitty's

Have you ever thought that you should just act like a heterosexual man and more people would like you?

No problem.

i dont? oh..

rawr

I wonder why its skirt is unbuttoned and it's blushing so hard

/hiss

There is NOTHING more important than love.

Oh you can actually can cook?

:3

brb

iunno but I like it

Pretty LEWD, huh?

how is the sleep schedule?


no no
let's just say i cant cook

yes
it's glorious

No fuck that shit, what are some simple dishes you can cook.

List at least 3 Indonesian dishes that you can make

Getting worse, time just seems to move so fast all the time.

i cant cook
i cant cook
i cant cook

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if you cant fix it, keep breaking it until it returns to the original schedule

WHY THE FUCK YOU LYIN

You're like a borderline gay Indonesian dude, you're feminine enough to actually know how to cook
I don't see you as the male chauvinist type who thinks they dont need to learn how to cook because thats what women are supposed to do for them

howdy girls

i'll teach you

I don't really know when it was the original one and where all went horribly wrong.

Fuck it, someone ask Desu if he could cook too


Can you cook?

yes?


fine i can make
i cant cook soup with chicken meat
fried i cant cook dipped in sauce
i cant cook mixed with minced garlic, ketchup, and few i cant cook


how?


you need to be hospitalized in manaka salvation hospital

desu cant cook either

FUCK

hello.

I could walk you through on what you want to cook

im at mad scientist levels of cooking expertise
i studied under someone who was a food science person
he reverse engineered food for a company that would sell of recipes to other places
my abilities aren't amazing, but i know food theory quite well

I want to

eat a souffle

cooked by mayaka

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food science is fucking legit boo

dont even talk

i dont like ovens, i will only bake if someone else uses the oven for me

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and a good day to you too, guv'nor


you realize it wont be much help if you're not present, in person

How's life, manako

I'll buy you a ticket to my place then

it scares me far too much
i need someone to put things in the oven and take them out

oven

mitts

WEAR OVEN MITTS

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That could work too, I mean I can get sleep pretty good now, but I'm just really horrible when it comes to schedules unless they're super official and so on forth.

WOW MANAKA

I NEED TO GO OVER THERE AND TEACH YOU

Youre not going to find a wife with those shitty cooking skills


I like seafood

Make me something

if i ever handled a complaint form to be submitted, i'd write can it rain at different time of the day, it's always when i need to go out


... i'm not going that far

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I'll see you in 14 hours then

SLOPPY YUME'S
Rosalina Refried Beans (Can)
Chickpeas (Can)
Any type of rice dish (2 CUPS)
Taco Bell Taco Seasoning (TT)
Sweet and Spicy Baby Ray's BBQ (TT)

Fry buns in butter to crisp preference

Optional For Spice:
Mexican Hot Sauce (TT) (O)
Salsa (TT) (O)
JalapeƱos (TT) (O)


This is a recipe I made in the middle of the night when I had no food, just using like basic food theory.

P good

I don't cook with fish.

sssh
there will be no schedule, you'll be told when it's time to sleep


no need, i can transform raw ingredients into edible and appetizing food, but someone said i cant cook. so i cant cook, i'll never be able to cook


hm? see you soon i guess

Simply wear some waterproof coverings, or is that not good enough?

What do the TT and O's stand for?

to taste
optional

What's your favorite food ?

Its pretty oishii bro


Wow, I was just playfully bullying you Manaka

No need to get all sassy


get out of here

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physically impossible

I can just imagine Manaka knowing how to cook nothing but rice and shitty indochinese food.

Thanks.

You're white I think right? What kind of white are you?

Tsuchi is hands down the worst poster here

1st Level Ethnic

Maltese 25%
Prussian 15.625%
Irish 15.625%
Serbo-croat 12.5%
Flemish 12.5%
Injun 6.25%
English 6.25%
French 3.125%
Welsh 3.125%

2nd Level Ethnic:

34.375% Germanic
25% Semitic
18.75% Celtic
12.5% Slavic
6.25% Injun
3.125% Italic

Race:

68.75% White
25% Arabic
6.25% Injun

Well, I guess that's okay too.
I'm off to bed now though, my eyes are getting a bit sore.

for some good reason, it's really inconvenient to carry one around


i'll tell you when you get here


dont get upset, i was only playfully sassy

You can't even cook fish even though you smell like one

What even

You, uh, seemed really prepared for that question.

The fuck

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good bye


i dont get this..


i'm leaving too
have a good one

We could cook it together

fish is gross

list

baba

Later, shit coffee.

Is a 2nd Level Ethnic like a side weapon or spells you equip like in games and stuff?

Sounds like it


Im only getting playfully turned on rn


Sounds like a bunch of bologna to me

Which one of your grandparents is a dog?

I laughed really hard when I googled it and this was the first thing that came up.

I got the vacation days for AX approved today

It's habbening

when i wrote that
i couldn't think of the words for the different tiers in the heirarchy

like how Norwegian, German, Afrikaans, and English are all Germanic languages

delete this picture of me

i also have something to answer that question

I havent even bought my badge yet
I need to start panicking


Thats like alot of text just to say youre white

is it?

Oh shit

Am I going to get banned for doxing now?

but i clearly says this kaffur

68.75% White
25% Arabic
6.25% Injun

yes

He's like quarter sandnigger.
That's not very white.

Just round that shit up and say youre white
The rest doesnt really matter tbh,

Pretty much what I do


its not like he looks like one

I regret nothing.

i am proud of my arabic heritage

Mayaka
I'm serious about the thing, though.

"Hispanic" is anything from 1/8 to 7/8 Native American and the rest white.
1/4 sandnigger is enough to classify as non-white.

perhaps

tfw non-white intersex islamaphobic national socialist

bullet proof to liberal attacks

You'll just have to pay more lol

Totes is

why would you ever


so scarlet is a minority?


Need to find a room to stay in too, supposedly manny is gonna book it then Ill just crash there and shoot him like half of what it cost

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dont lewd too many traps now, love

Nice. I'll figure something out too

ALL OF THE TRAPS. I do not discriminate

we only succumbed to islamic terror for a very brief period of time, shorter than that of spain or the balkans, and the rest of our history is as proud Catholics fighting against islam. we're home to the world's most well known crusader and templar organisations

it will if it's moldy

Its crazy how time flies

Can't wait to get fucked up and party with all my weeaboo fam

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The fuck?

There there

Needs to seduce things into it's massive jaw

sell your computer and opther valuables and come to AX nerd

Otherwise youre gonna get con cucked

i wanna go

not worth it

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Grim buy me an AX ticket

gimme AX

Grim scarlet will agree to be your personal cum sleeve for the whole con if you let him stay in your room for free

Might aswell take him up on his offer

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Grim, Desu will agree to be your personal cum sleeve for the whole con if you let him stay in your room for free

Might aswell take him up on his offer

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I wanna go too but my computer is my heart and soul and I could never sell it (unless for an amount that would allow me to build a new, better computer)

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get a job

Fuck you guys
if Ax was REALLY worth it you would have saved and booked 6 months in advance

Build the wall, Trump!

ganbatte trumpu-sama!

not that simple, many seemingly acts of god, speaking in the legal sense

gimme

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I never save for AX

I always work insane amounts of OT, like pretty much the whole month of June without a day off and make enough for AX

Last year I was broke cause I used my AX money to buy a car but still managed to scrape by and go to AX

Same fucking thing happened this year


I thought you were going with Ui or whatever

But where does the scent come from? It's a steel fairy it doesn't even

I want him to build it so high that you need a freaking plan to get over it

laughed irl

fuck

saliva

nice responsibility nigger

ily scarlet

I loved the way she's drove Ritsuko's mom to suicide

Best Rei ever

life is a fucking bitch
I hate it sometimes

would have loved to have you


I know

Ian was so mad I bought a car and was broke as shit and couldnt buy him drinks like the other years lmao

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we really shouldn't have given chijo the money tbh

Legit
I would decline any offers to whore themselves out that anyone would give me for a free spot at ax
no matter who they were

what
you two know each other

I'll be able to afford my own stuff this year :3

Oh, I really don't care about going there or not honestly

Make him pay for all your shit this year.

i was going with 5 people
if all those 5 people didnt go, the plan wouldn't work
the most important part of the plan, the driver, ended up not coming because of money issues

:(

eh

I'm sure you do...


How fast did you read that book?

How the fuck does only one person out of a group of five have their license or car for that matter?

I've bought him a bunch of drinks in the time since so it's fine

So why to spoil it?
Do you want me to wring your neck?

why :(

I know, I'm just blogging.

Grim can you tell Desu I said pls response

You told me you saw it 5 times already

Change your name to "her" and put a period in the email field and he'll respond with "tummy" kisses.

i haven't read a book

we all have licenses and 3 of us have cars
its just he was willing to pay for the gas on the way there
we factored that into plans

idk
scary day
im okay though
thank you for your love

The book you read this afternoon in the library, silly face

Scary how?

i checked it out
it haven't read it
i was at the library to check it out

I hope you all watched trumps rolling thunder speech.


DONALD J. TRUMP


2016

idk dw about it

how could something be scary if you dont know it
i am worried
tell me about it ~

My heart is racing.

Well how fast do you think you can finish it?


D-d-d-da Donald!!!


Stop watching gay porn

he's LIVE

i dont know
its not a race

IT"S OVER


I just want to know how fast you can finish a book

I am on the verge of creating something beautiful.

Just stop being spaghetti and ask him out already.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why do you always post my face?


I saw the whole thing~

was it guud

Same ol' some ol'

Why the fuck does he wear so many turtlenecks and sweaters? He has the fashion sense of a grandmother.

you just dont understand superior fashion
you probably wear cargo shirts and crocs

cargo SHORTS

Yeah, because nigger puffer jackets and sweaters are high fashion.

pleb

It's like watching a monkey try to emulate Steve Jobs.

what exactly is bad about this?

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yea gotta agree on this one.

sweatpants arent for style

if you can't tell me simple shit then i'll stop telling you simple shit. that should be simple enough for you to understand.
if you can't tell the truth then i'm done with you, stop talking because i don't want to hear it. i'd rather you just leave.

I'm sure whatever trap you're talking about doesn't care, Bebop.

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last night i said it was 10lb, turns out it's actually 12lb
she ended up taking a revolver i didn't know i had.

uh... guys?

Lets talk about this on Steam, I don't want the others to see

tbh every time I hear of a school shooting, I check to see if it's in Oregon.

Muh guns

u can't take em

Not Florida?

Bebop is in Oregon.

Ah.

lmao
what did you think a few months ago when there was one here? i purposefully didn't post until later in the day


one of my friends just moved to florida. he's been crying to me all day about the gun laws there.

kek

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Not the heat or black people?

I doubt you'll ever shoot up anything. You just seem more of the type to try and play GI Joe on the internet.

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i'm being proud american drinking beer and eating a cheeseburger right now
leave me alone lol


he's a drug dealer lmao, they're good for business. LOVES the weather


I hope you're not just now realizing this. I literally shitpost /k/'s wet dream here all the fucking time.

I had something more american for dinner.

guess

Ah.

An SKS and fighting off some feared gubberment takeover?

lag

you still need to actually own a gun before meeting anybody from k in our state you know
theyI will judge you


not sure what could top that. did you manage to kill something and prepare it yourself?>you will never go survival mode with shitposters


I'm talking 4chans /k/ nugget will do
I'm pretty sure we all want to go over as a fucktard group/gun nuts and take our shot and fighting ISIS while not shooting each other

I do own a gun


I would survival mode with you

Your new friend actually bought that toy from Japan after seeing the vine

I'm going to be honest: you annoy the hell out of me with most of your "muh guns" talk because you're the specific set of gun owners that the media loves to show.

I think this is a good name

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it's cute

but the webm is most funny

brb going out.

tfw i was too late to send this out to someone


since when? last month you were noguns
disgusting


I tried to be obnoxious as fuck about guns when the shooting happened here. when that shit happened with the wildlife refuge building here? oh man i was laughing my ass off arguing with everyone

That's just horrifying

How long?

2days after i found these.

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I'd take some iron head tbh

Am I the only one who appreciates who guttural she gets during this piece or what

Why even live?

how*

Is it happening now?

After that I don't think you'd want to live

Inb4 horrifying Rule 34 porn of Mawile blowjobs

what
me?
no guns?
I used to go out and shoot ak-47's and shit with tracer bullets out in bend at the side of a mountain with a bunch of true americans in big trucks and stuff.

also my hometown we can drive 15 iles out into the national forest and there is a nice little gun range open to the public and it is a nice place to camp for a day with shotguns and shit and just fire some off

cant forget the beer

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So soon then?

wut

I was saying it in jest.
It kind of sounds like Little Shop of Horrors porn.

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SOOOOOOOOOON

Probably even worse than that tbh

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a month ago you literally said you didn't own a single gun and that you posted a picture of yourself with an airsoft gun once before
the closest i ever knew you to be to a gun was holding scarlets

i can walk through town for 15mins and get to a spot where you are actually allowed to shoot anything you like. it's right in between where the rich and poor live

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I always did like Mawile and when Gen IV then V, etc were coming out, I hoped she'd get an evolution but I don't really like the Mega.
It just looks kind of dumb.

If you want to actually talk to me about something though, don't bring up guns, I'll talk for hours until I realize you already left.unless you actually want to talk about guns, don't make it so broad and I can manage. no /k/ shit because i'll autism
I honestly know more about aviation as a whole than I do guns. that and computers(plsno)

I own a pellet rifle

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Eh, I kinda like it. Plus mega's typing and ability/stats are godly so it's not garbage anymore

shut up bebo
u annoying

You know how in JRPGs there's always an "awakening" type boss where he just gets bigger spikes, armor, etc? It just reminds me of that. Like Kuja in FF IX.

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Koichi got that Polnareff haircut. HYPE

Also, Magearna is going to be the same type.

i assume they think the same too, it's why they stopped
bye

Yeah but he did that other thing in his pants.

autistic video when?

That's like every mega tho

how the fuck did kids play on these things? with flashlights?

True but it looks less stupid on some.
Megas are great mechanically. But a lot of their designs are derp as hell. Salamence comes to mind.

Btw bebop, I am pro guns and loe to go shooting.

I used ot be in the boyscouts of america and and am outdoorsman.

bye felicia


He's literally 12

jesus I can't type

By way of the passing street lights as you drove home.

Gameboy SP

I'm angry at my hands, so i'm going to fap.

Sup dudes. Anyone alive?

about one inch in front of our faces of course.

she will be soon

cool same

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I had an original gameboy

Klefki is steel/fairy too

Eh, what else were they gonna do with mega Salamence? Its base design is just like the most generic dragon possible, at least its mega is somewhat uniquely designed

...Who?

Use an emulator. Also they made these janky attachable lights so you could play in the dark before the backlit gba sp

Klefki is pure garbage.

HE LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN RETARD WITHOUT ARMS. LIKE A POKEMON DESIGNED BY A SIX YEAR OLD THAT DIDN'T REALIZE THAT ANIMALS NEED FEET.

I'm testing if I'm still banned.

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Chill

I-I wanna trade all of my pokemon up from each generation though, starting with ruby since that's the earliest you can trade up to current gen!

Asked and answered.

testing

Klefki is great, it has Prankster and tons of support moves like Thunder Wave and Taunt and whatnot and a great type

Megas are temporary transformations, they don't need to be practical

what were you banned for gimli?

What did he say?

You were banned?

im sleepy..

Do you have the capability to do that? That'd be awesome tbh

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xd


Didn't respond, but I guess it got resolved. I still don't know why though.


I was not told and am not sure at all. I woke up this morning, banned by the owner of the site. Site-wide ban, I couldn't even load Holla Forums.

Also stfu


Not Holla Forums specific, so don't worry about it.

WHAT THE FUCK

LOL

Go to sleep?

Mistakes were made.
There seems to be work being done on the framework.

I mean it won't cost THAT much since I already have ruby and a GBA, and it'll take me a while. my goal is to have one of every pokemans traded up to the current gen.

from the whole site then? i see i wasn't the only one then


seriously what the fuck why did nobody think of this
never again

Well I mean... do you have a DS and a 3DS?

You had this problem too?

not yet...

even better, it gave me the fucking address too
what is this the 90s?

That'd probably be the bulk of the cost, along with the DS and 3DS games

o-okay... goodnight..

youtube.com/watch?v=RdQkKc5egIg

this is probably gonna take me a couple years tbh

goodbye friends(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Sup bitches

GROM NO!!!

SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!!

Later, Grimmu.

Rude.

fuck it, i'm out too

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Hello to you too Buttfox

Godspeed then, friend

You weren't here you FUCK

(k)

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Only for a bit.
what's up ytse.

I LIED

That's like perfect timing.

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have fun and take care

memories

Oh, so NOW you're interested

i'm downloading 25gigs of extreme jav fetish porn

nice
ono

oh....okay.

well in that case,

hello everyone, I am here now

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Course I'm interested.
It's interesting what happens you go on a fapping stent.

KanColle is garbage.

He was going, I was coming :3


Hi.

suhhhhhhhhh

But you said you were leaving, you flip flopper

A what now?

in a period of 3 days I've fapped 23 times.
Now, nothing is hot enough. So, I just gave up fapping for a bit.
Any ways, how are you?

you counted??

wtf buttfox

good gif

I'm hot enough ;)

Okay that was too much, I apologize. I'm alright, just working a bunch and making money for AX and things

i was bored.
Also, why don't you count?

Are you working now?

Well duh, how else would I be working lol

because I'm in ecstasy when I orgasm

reminds me of

quit.

The male orgasm only last for a few seconds.
You don't count in between.

That is the most horrifying sentence I've ever read from you Grim

Just ew

But why?

free money yo.

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its weird to count

it's cute when she gets flustered

It didn't happen that way before I got my job so I think I'm gonna pass on that

i mean
fuck off grim that's mean

see my last message to you

8:43 PM - Grim Echoes: lol

:^)

Eventually, humility becomes relative.
Try it, it will become normal.

Pass out on the couch?

[11:57PM] Grim Echoes: leap onto the nearest sharp edge

No, pass on the... never mind jeez

NO

WHERE THE FUCK IS LUKA

puu.sh/pdqFx/d3f4bde567.webm

Bring the alcohol.

tl;dr

You'll be a cool guy like Sterner or Heidegger.

GIVE ME ATTENTION

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

discord

hmmph

I DONT KNOW THOSE NAMES

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Their no one important.
youtube.com/watch?v=kIvx-fKFwVk

You trying to get me liquored up?

*sprays hot attention all over your face*

Thankies, bby~


Where did you go off to?

-has a waffle- :3

LMAO


I went to vegas for three nights and just got back.

that's a bit too much information in a single post

.

Sorry, I wasn't being serious.

-holds his waffle with both hands and takes little nibbles of it at random spots-

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'murrica

-brings you a waffle too-

WHY CAN I ENJOY NOTHING

that kind of post will trigger misunderstanding
a lot of misunderstand posters

including manaka

there is a new thread

Good afternoon.

dont do that baka

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luka'll make a new thread when he comes back

right

wont happen again, i promise


i saw a link spam but not a link to new thread, and i took my chance

oka

there is a new thread

:3

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