Holla Forums wrote a literal dissertation on "how to tame women"

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Enjoy, I thought I share because it made me feel good.

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Holy fuck man

Didn't mean to link my shitposting there, but whatever.

on what level of autism do you have to be to read these "guides" or listen to "pickup artists". fucking hell.

how bent out of shape are these perceptions of women

Anyone who takes advice on women from fucking animeposters is a fucking moron.

Step 1: Meet one.

Holla Forums's plan is foiled

Jesus christ are Holla Forums even homo sapiens any more? What is this cave man shit?

MARX WAS RIGHT.
THIS IS WHAT ALIENATION DOES TO PEOPLE.

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it sounds like they're just copypasta'ing r/theredpill

Fucking hell, how assblasted do you have to be to think that producing shit like this is remotely a good idea?

You should interact with real women. Nothing bad will happen.

What was that silliness about aquariums? There is not even any real advice in there, just vague assertions about how to see a relationship. It reads like a philosophical tract written by a younger Francis E. Dec from before he discovered the World-Wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God.

Did they base it on one of those mind-break/sex-slave training eromanga or something? If so might I check it out for a quick fap.

Stop talking about Holla Forums here.

Go to Holla Forums and stay there.

Wow, relationship advice from white nationalist virgins who just got cucked by a billionaire. Now I've truly seen everything.

At least they are doing this instead of shooting up their school.

The ass pain is glorious

No way that wasn't sarcastic.

Well, that was the most autistic thing I've ever read

can I get a tl;dr?

humor is good for unity, comrade

Imagine a redpillfag virgin pretending to be a woman giving advice to a board full of autistic faggots.

I got that far but what mental diarrhea does this user have on women and power relations and so on?

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This seems like Holla Forums distracting itself from Trump's backpedaling.

I see Holla Forums's reasoning hasn't changed a bit.

wewwwwwww lad!!!

I want tumblr to leave.

wasn't Holla Forums talking about how Holla Forums had too many women on here not to long ago ?

consistency in descriptions of their enemies isn't really a Holla Forums strong suit. it's why they fall for the whole nazi "jews are an inferior race but they stealthily control the entire world" crap.

that's always been the case with fascists. constant doublethink to create confusion, misdirection and anger

Women are more likely to have leftist ideals

Don't be have to be so sensitive.

Virginity is a spook.

Can I have the TL;DR? I don't have the time or willpower to sift through this much ideology.

Post 1:
Women are stupid like dogs, followed by a bunch of faux dog psychology.

Lesson 1:
ME MAN, ME STRONG, ME SMART, WOMAN NOT.

Lesson 2:
So I met this stupid old lady, pretty much all women are stupid then.

Lesson 3:
When women tell you they want to live their own life they're lying, they secretly want you to dominate them in every way. ;)

Lesson 4:
Be tsundere. Buy her jewelry and pretty things but pretend you didn't mean it.

Lesson 5:
Let women do artsy stuff like painting or singing. All women are the same, they have no real ambition.

Lesson 6:
Women like being ravaged. Ravage her.

Lesson 7:
Be an asshole.

Lesson 8:
Women don't like fucking sometimes.

okay now I'm fucking triggered

Yikes

it's embarrassing the hard on Holla Forums has for STEM

what a boring world they want

He must be swimming in pussy

Reddit is the one with a hardon for STEM, Holla Forums tends to have a hardon for trades and craftsmen

I'm guessing Holla Forums wants real life to be skyrim.

You have no idea how right you are.
youtu.be/7lwypeJzAkE

Real life never stopped being like Skyrim. Except now the aggression is spiritual and financial instead of physical.

Ahaha Jesus this is chris-chan tier

let's put our tinfoil hats on and consider that chris-chan is a secret Holla Forumsyp.

That disgusted face is so fucking cute.

I will never be in a position to be a father from a financial and social standpoint.

How is this wrong?

because it was written by a sexually frustrated neetsoc

Wow that's a lot of effort put into bullshit I don't wanna read all that

Step one:

Lie to her about everything you believe

Sounds like solid ground for a relationship.

youtube.com/watch?v=U3MnM0AP4zg

It's more desperation than autism tbh, used to read a lot of these back in my teens, but i soon realised they were useless garbage. Spending time working on your insecurities and socialising with people works much better than having some bullshit mental checklist to follow.

thanks for taking the time out of your life to show this kind gesture to a lazy user

Holla Forums truly is detached from reality

LOL

Are men really like this?!

Does Holla Forums treat women like this?

DON'T EVER TALK TO ME OR MY PRIVATE SCHOLARSHIP AGAIN

this. when i was a teenager, i used to be miserable because i thought women hated me. i started reading shit like op to rectify the situation, but all it did was make me hate women. then i started actually socializing instead of reading that bullshit and discovered that plenty of girls were into me and that even the most beta guys i knew could get gf. shit like this is a gateway drug to reactionary politics. the simple desire for gf gets warped into misanthropy. i wouldn't be surprised if it's what led many of them down that road.

That's one fucked up porky nose.

It's not a self portrait, but you're right I think the entire thing could use at least one more coat of paint. Would you care to point out anything about the nose or other sections in particular so that it can be improved upon? Need to add shadow to the teeth etc.

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I don't now, it just looks a tad bit to broad, compared the little pointy nose in the picture and the neck looks a bit disproportionally long, like if I imagined it attached to a body.

I meant to make the neck longer than it would be realistically, but I will take what you said about the nose into account.

Just to defend that aesthetic choice further, I will refer to this Ingres painting from 1814, in which the length of the figure's lower back is exaggerated beyond reality to produce a more aesthetic shape.

The jawline looks uneven and the neck could be a little thicker. Everything above the nose is fine.

Ah, that should be easy to fix actually.

I know we probably assume these people are clueless virgins in their personal lives, but when they confirm it, it's not even funny. It's just depressing.

It's more fun to assume they're just psychopaths and not channeling personal anxieties.

That's good to hear.

Can you post the finished painting or some of your other work?

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Truly no place for us.

:)

gotta have the 4th girl lookin pissed in the background just for perspective

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Not going to read that because it makes me depressed.

But the fact is, women are still in the barbarian mindset. A lot of them DO want to be "taken."

But this act is now "alpha"
It's inherently anti-civilization. A civilized man would be humiliated to participate in hookup culture.
I need a gf real badly. But I'm too good of a person.

Listen here faggot, no woman is going to want you if you think of them as subhumans slave to base instincts. Now kys or fuck off.

I know that feel. Maybe adoption one day… maybe.

I've never had any desire to raise sprogs. even if I had a gf I wouldn't

what does this board think of population control?

Assuming worldwide socialism happens, quality of life would steadily increase, thus population growth would begin to decline and eventually even out. Average children per couple in developed nations tends to be around 2, depending on hdi and gdp, from what I gather. Perhaps there could be incentives for families to keep it to two or less if population does continue to be an issue in the hypothetical commie future.

Actually, I actually think trades and crafts are best future that the proletariat has. It's the way of workers not only earning better wages but also eventually seizing the means of production. Hell, trades and crafts are the most worker-dominated sectors of the economy, even being ran by the unions sometimes. And honestly, considering the shittiness and prices of modern universities, trade school actually looks like a legitimate option. Might even go there myself.

Never really heard of Holla Forums talking about that sort of stuff, though.

Also, even half of Holla Forums is puking at this garbage by the way.

Yeah totally, that's why they all leave their doors unlocked, never carry weapons, and are hurt extremely by being raped.

Why don't you "take" yourself to the nearest hardware store, set a saw to start up at a given time, put your neck under it, and fall asleep.

Don't date whores then you fucking idiot.

what an elaborated way to say kys

hello plebbit

You mean Reddit has a hard-on for pretending to love STEM but actually 90% of them are just bazinga theory watchers who've never so much as written a single line of code in their lives.