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they made apple watches for the cleveland police
they have excessive force touch
I don't know about you, but I like that old design more.
I heard the crying and gnashing of teeth.
Well! It is a weeping and a moaning and a gnashing of teeth
It is a weeping and a moaning and a gnashing of teeth
When it comes to my sound which is the champion sound, believe believe!
We all gotta make way for the future
and descended you came
Bard have you ever gotten blazed and learned the bass tab to Legalize it by Peter Tosh then try playing it to Sublime's cover of the song?
Like he seems like the kind of guy who toughs things out even though he looks like a girl
Guess that nigga is a sensitive bitch
I stopped playing for like 2 years but boyught one afterwards and I could still play a couple of songs but forgot like 70% of the songs I knew
See what drugs do to you, Bard?
Philly, salmon, cucumber
in brown bread
...And yellin' timber!
I don't know, it lacks that old charm.
The Stanley Parable.
7/10 it was alright. least I only spent 2.99 for it.
Ruskies can't afford to do them away completely anyway.
Just another upgrade for the 74s
Its dance times already?
It is always time to dansen.
I wish I were there to hug you and tell you everything will be alright..
Also, Erin, Amber Pacific are pretty reet.
HOLY SHIT AXEL
REMEMBER THE GOOD OL DAYS?
I used to listen to alot of sublime back in 2013 when we would always play smash
Good times, this one was one of my fav jams on the bass, along with the summetime/doin time uptown jazz remix
I wish I was there to choke you and tell you everything will be alright.
I never got that vibe from him lol
Why replace something that works all fine and is cheap?
what kind of vibe did you get from him anyways?
I wish we were together already.. Guess I do really just am an oaf..
yeah they bretty good
Everything will be daijoubu.
Yes. You definitely should get the new smash bros it's so fucking balance. Probably too balance.
That way we can do our free for alls with 4 people while drunk again.
I miss Soto's random tripping into threads as well.
even when caramel?
global arms race probably
Its nearly time for work
I need to overhaul my musics.
Especially when so.
That feel when no one made memes of me.
So recently I just play against the drawfags on /b/ and /vg/ .
Can someone tell tokai I said hi
Anyways time for gym, bye.
I thought tokai dislikes you Soto. because of what happened unless I misread what happened.
Remember when Soto's trap friend said he rather date him than his other friend.
I've never heard sublimes version of this
Also who is even Tokai?
dance your way to work scootio
Hah even I laughed.
I always dance at work.
I like my friends to dance to.
but if my friends dont dance, and if they dont dance, then they aint no friends of mine.
You're the only one.
Like same kind I get from Angel .///.
I am sure this is a come on... You're the only one... for me
I wouldn't mind that...b-baka.
Who would you want to see wearing something like this?
when the whole world declares war on you
Actually on second thought...huehuehue.
pic related...it's your mother
That feel when your 2 inch burn on your elbow stings
That was a rather unexpected niceness from work. Irons can be a tad warm. Rather enjoyed it.
Wait...wait wait wait wait wait.
There's a certain amount of pain which is pleasure?
Also this guy makes it easy for a reaction image.
...and shit posting becomes 10x easier with a better reaction.
Nah I got nothing.
Um, Yes. Not hear of slap and tickle... self harm and other shit.
only an true hero self harms
tickle isn't painful though...?
self harm is usually what people do for attention?...well for over here thats what it is.
slapping is playful how so?
I guess I could make all these images into axel....but that's too much of an effort.
Thats traumatizing dude
well for over here thats what it is
i don't think you get it
Never stick your dick in crazy
That especially applies to you, Soto
but I like his drawings. So I won't bother.
I don't get it because I don't seek attention?
It was an happy accident.
Pain can be pleasurable. There are certain selfharming acts that release endorphins from the brain and thus makes it feel good. I believe thats what it is. I am sure erin will correct my haphazad science
most of mine were because i couldn't stop crying and thinking of ways out, but physical pain overrides emotional pain, so cutting put a dire situation on hold.
Pain is consider a weakness...well for me in my opinion.
Also I like the way my skin is so I'd rather not.
a few were for funsies.
Even if I love them?
specifically telling Soto
You saying this because he wants to do you?
I'll burn you if you cut me.
I must go work
There is that too. Control, release, letting go, letting the evil flow.
Cigarettes and razor blades. What a party
It's probably better pain for pain than self inflicted...like S&M. or whatever.
brb touching self
get me a yui in a tophat pls
i'm punnish too
I can't in good conscience recommend anyone have sex with me
Ask me again when I restart my pc sometime in the future to reset my tablet from being shit.
because the line quality is way better to work with.
pic related on a 20 second drawing.
But you wouldn't attest to it.
She thinks she's overdoing it with wanting to when I would love to too. Family is nice, after all.
thanks sweetie pumpkin
Please, back was my father. Call me front.
I don't understand the problem
i'm a good girl, when they police are around, i go outside and watch them like a hawk
i protect the citizens from the citizen protection
they were looking for a six foot tall bald guy in a stripy top
i was uncooperative
not that i'd seen him
Kind of a dick move
there was roughly a 100% chance it was for drugs
STOP THAT MAN, HE'S HAVING FUN AT THE GLOBAL ECONOMIC EXPENSE
i'm not helping you ruin someones day unless i saw them ruin somebody else's
Wasting too much time watching 'stop the douchebag' videos.
So what? I say throw them all in jail. I'd love to pay more taxes to get all those fucking weed heads in the clink.
lol what a morbid sadsack
The next time a wacko smacked out on pot brownies bites your mom's finger off, don't come crying to me.
Don't you dare make fun of that baby cause
that baby was me
my mom is dead, she overdosed on alcohol and benzos intentionally
and i stand by her right to acquire that many benzos without a prescription, we do not need to be babied
daily reminder i have an exceptionally traumatic life
but you don't hear me bitching
i take drugs
It's russians trying to teach their fellow man to behave themselves.
Let's blog some more!!!
My mom is alive, she's sleeping on the couch.
I also stand by your mom's right, I just don't stand by yours. I think that Britain should pick and choose who is allowed to have drugs at random through a lottery.
I do hear you bitching. Daily.
Today I noticed somebody
I think he's really cute and funny hehe
I wonder if he notices me too~?
I almost tripped and fell in the hallway
that was TOTES not cool
like oh em Gee
I hate to say it but that is technically bitching.
Or the United Gaydom or whatever your S&M country is called.
these guys could get shot pretty easily
If the letters disappear into the page, you'll have to look for a basilisk fang.
you will NEVER hear me bitching about the past.
factually recounting maybe
or bitching about the present
but never bitching about the past
because i'm a cold succubus who doesn't care
parental suicide, rape, forced drugging, etc, made me who i am today. no regrets.
succubus since when
talking about != bitching
complaining == bitching
You and I are polar opposites
i'm actually not. and i do care. and i do have regrets.
but i accept the past as it is. wouldn't bitch about it.
Maybe we should integrate those things into our school system. They seem to have churned out a real winner.
people get confused since storytime and bitching are pretty similar
but what about your yolo swag lifestyle? no regrets
Why do I automatically think lewd things when someone talks about being drugged and rape.
They have been threatened a lot in their videos but I think it's rad that they do not waiver.
I guess it would be subjective but tbh I'm not bothered by it like other people.
Why do I automatically think lewd things when someone talks about being drugged and rape.
Because drugging and raping someone could possibly be lewd
I've watched one of their videos, apparently they are armed and will present their weapons when threatened by other armed people
Cause you are lewd Kyubey.
in what way?
i literally get payed to be messed up by my past
i am winning in one way or another
if we didn't talk about our lives, we would be very bored
yeah, i live a shweet life by the standards of many.
also, it was ritalin, and a married couple.
the rape was obviously lewd
the drugs were not
but they were not a combo.
I wouldn't doubt that. I think it's kind of rad.
What has the internet done to me?
That must have been a fairly abstract drawing to show the teacher along with the firefighters and astronauts.
suh your face.
Don't think of it like that.
You're getting benefits because you're so fucked up, you can't function in society. It's not winning. You're hanging on by a thread.
Still busy today?
How you feelin this morning? Better?
I always bitch about the past
its all I ever do
okay thanks for totally wrecking my self respect there grimbo
what does erin have for dinner
the macaroni in the fridge
or anything from a takeaway
obviously not the macaroni
You can't think of it like that.
Delusions of that caliber will fucking kill you. Literally.
You need to stay informed of your real life situation.
The mac attack.
so i can't even put a positive spin on it in order to gather all the dignity i can to be moving on with?
i'm a vegetarian, but frankly it doesn't stop me if i really feel like it.
Absolutely. Also I didn't sleep yet.
I ask myself that all the time when I'm rush driving home from work to play games with nerds.
You're spinning that shit so hard, it's going to end up launching itself out the window
That feel when fresh from the shower.
and that's fine
positivity is key
you are terrible at this mental health stuff.
and make a miserably man out of a perfectly happy horse?
Does macaroni mean something different in Scotland? It's just noodles here.
Unless they're, like, meat noodles.
I'm feeling a little better yeah.
Can you buy Overwatch yet?
I'd rather be miserable and firmly rooted in reality than foolishly happy.
Sorry for hurting your feels. I want you to be an independent person one day.
Still not worth the $40
I genuinely laughed at that. I have no idea why you do that.
I should probs get in the showa before the heat starts to get to me
macaroni is a particular shape of pasta
a macaroni dish is virtually always in a cheese sauce
it was brought back from italy by travelers, and became so popular and fashionable, a whole subculture was formed, like dandys on steroids, and they were called macaronis.
as a modern food, it is an egg-free pasta in the shape of narrow, often curved tubes, in a cheese sauce.
I used to hang with the "preppy" kids in high school now all my friends are weeb nerds
Where did it all go so right?
Or you could stand in the door of the fridge for awhile like a weirdo.
What does that have to do with it not being vegetarian? At least I thought that's what you were saying.
i actually thought you meant a big mac.
Got any experience with that, KayB?
I blame Madoka.
It was getting me already, seriously how does it even get to 83F here?
And gym on top of that wasn't really helping.
But now everything is like super daijoubu.
Don't worry I exist.
Oh. Come to think of it, you should get a big mac and break it apart into the macaroni. That sounds choice.
I do it all the time actually. Nowhere is as comfortable as half-wedged in the refrigerator.
Slow down at chuu pls.
She is my orignal as most cherished folder i have yes.
tfw lexi a preppy kid
Lol I'd have bullied lexi
It's not the raw temps that kill ya
it's the humidity
I bet we've all done it at least once as kids
I used the freezer though
five thousand million miles per second.
That's probably what turned you from preppy to pipsqueak.
True, it's a bit dry here, no wind, and no clouds so RIP.
Maybe I should buy a walk in freezer and just get trapped and die in it.
hellooo there did you dream
Don't worry I've long since threw away my Hollister and A&E clothes.
That was some quick Ramsay posting.
I haven't had a dream in a very long time.
I had to look up what preppy meant, gg no re.
I remember going through a sudden and random 3-hour ramsay binge. I enjoyed it.
lol american trends
look up gyaru too
thats a japanese trend
based on americans
let me know if you happen to have one
I love hearing about dreams
Just speak perfect English already you tool.
Watching some of his uncensored television stuff is fun now and again. Kitchen Nightmares is a good show.
Damn, there goes the rp idea
Good luck, Grim's shower, you're going to need it.
If I have a dream I'll make sure I fill out a report for you.
I only knew about Ganguro.
I just do it to make you get all flustered.
oh I got an ultra rare dva skin this morning from a box.
activate the tractor beam
I wanna play!
My plush is cooler than yours, pipsqueak.
Then get it.
The robot looks cool but I don't like her hair style.
I'm gonna throw you off my bed.
It's up in a bun.
Are you being serious.. ?
tfw you at work an hour and a half and you've done 85/100 of the jerbs.
Shitposting at werk ftw
Throw me onto mine because I'm planning on sleeping in a bit.
I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked that.
No need to be that harsh Bard.
I don't think he can lift you, but he could probably throw up on your bed if you wanted.
I''ll suck your dick for subway
I have the mariachi reaper skin but I never use it.
Should I use it next time?
Like, on the behalf of subway?
Pst Luka/bard... Not sucking dick for free... Freeloaders
if it's 'only' $40 why not get grim it already? hmm... ._.
no I mean you buy mea footlong sub and Ill get on your footlong sub
What a freeloading faggot.
That would be disgusting. I sleep there.
Why don't you get it for grim?
So I buy you a footlong, AND you get the footlong sub that I just bought for myself too? No way am I giving you two free sub sandwiches.
if i was lexi i would!
I might be able to pick you up since you are a loli.
Vomit is a natural exfoliant.
No one buys me games. </3
I am not going to disclose anything.
Loli's aren't strong enough to pick up other lolis.
Funny story, I accidentally bought Overwatch twice. Glitch. Better get a Damn refund reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That is not a funny story.
Hard to convey sarcasm through the medium of text.
Because he has the money to get it himself.
thats just t oo fucking funny
i wonder when he will get it.
That certainly wasn't the way to do it, that's all I know.
Oh. Sorry. I'll tone it down.
Might Overwatch after work. Might aswell. Blizzard reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lucky tracer is a goddess
lexi want people to play with.
here you go!
Thank you for giving me this boner
Quentin Tarantino does it so it's okay now
Lol, they made a new song?!
this is not what i meant by if you want something, just ask>>1053149
ruined my own first post
that's exactly what you meant~
just gotta ask, right?
You are just ruined. Full stop.
Oh, I got it!
not exactly, there should be common sense involved
yes hello, thanks for noticing!
let's just say, google data saver moves me whenever it pleases
all i did was ask, is that not simple enough? ._.
Damn, I didn't get it then.
I thought you tried to bypass that whole government set restriction so you could post in 4chan.
Manaka, don't scare me like that. For a second I thought you'd ran out on your new girlfriend.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU DAN
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU
well, to put it simply, you are being rude if you ask other people to give you everything you want.
i might do that while i'm in japan. will you come with me?
... you know, i'm starting to get bored of her, so yes i'm looking for new one
So it is a VPN/Proxy of a kind?
Maybe, also you're not denying the fact that they're not your girlfriend, you sly fox.
It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. I bet the next one you meet will have twice as many breasts anyway.
Going to bed. Goodnight.
if you want something, just ask.
Also reminder that Luka is a pathetic freeloading man-baby.
Oh, you had me going there. I was trying to stay strong for you, but the tears were staring to fall.
Bye bye birdie
yea, but dont ask why
fine fine, i'm denying it, she's just a friend.
you mean... twice as big?
you are very close to being a bully who ask for lunch money.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?
says the Aussie manbaby
OH BABY YOUUU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEED
BUT YOU SAY SHE JUST A FRIEND
BUT YOU SAY SHE JUST A FRIEND
colby rekt him!
Sleep well Goggles.
I'm going to ask why in private later on when I have time.
Can't deny it when you already confessed, ha!
Yeah, they can be twice as big, too. That's like eight times the breast right there. It just makes sense.
Precisely what I say, no more and no less.
It's important that we remember everybody who is a manbaby for the individual manbaby that they are.
brb going somewhere.
look at you city folk
you're just a big tough yankee arent ya boy
here in civilized human community, it's a common sense not to ask people for money by saying "gimme"
sssssshh, it's a silly reason
seriously.. I believe she is seeing other person
precisely what you say!? you're talking about something that has more than a pair of breast, what the heck is that!?
Be your manbabyself
U S A
U S A
GIMME THE CHOCOLATE BALD MAN
We'll find you a nice girl with udders, you wait and see. Heck, I bet that pretty girl you're eyeing right now has a hefty nipple sack hanging just off camera when she's chatting with you.
I think that poster was in my school library
I still want to know, for silly reasons.
Just got to wait and see, if you see an opening do like the wise man once said "Do like tiger, hunt your prey."
Although that might have been just a random Polak in a game.
You went to an amazing school tbh
gotta work in like an hour and a half so imma try to nap nini
nini to my
nina and my
nino and my nana
K A W A I I OVERLOAD
okay can we stop.. this is getting way out of hand
how's your day?
alright but you'll be disappointed.
nahh, i'll wait until she confess to the other person, if the other person accepted her she'd be happy, if not, i'll have a chance
it's a win/win
It made me the manbaby I am today.
Not so great right now, I stayed up too long, and if I go to bed now I'll miss all the daylight. I guess that's what thinking about udders does to you.
Sleep well Bardo.
Probably not, it's quite hard to disappoint me when I expect nothing.
That is actually quite a good plan, just hunt your prey, the Polak wasn't wrong after all.
Yeah well i'm a very rood dude.
Fuck them in the ass
Why don't you like Ryuuko?
I'm preferential to Satsuki but I don't exactly dislike the other one.
I do dislike Mako tho.
Fuck that b.
Imma get a satsuki fig doon
why would you even think about udders in the first place..
staying up all night is like drinking, it's borrowing time from the day after
let me just guilt trip her for playing without me
That's some evil mastermind stuff going on.
Borrowing with interest. This time isn't worth jack squat. What are you up to?
Because my character doesn't.
nahh just an upset boy trying to make a noise
my bed, tempting me with its soft surface.
It takes one to know one, as they say.
Who needs girlfriends when we've got beds, right?
Wow back the fuck off
Personally I think guilt tripping is kind of a dick move, but alright, you do you.
Anyhow time to play some vidya.
What's wrong with her face
Its autistic and suffering.
End her misery.
why dont we call it a day and go to bed
even manaka can be a dick
No-No the Nonon.
I don't know, why don't we? Personally I'm pretty irresponsible, that's probably my reason.
Gross, a japanese.
I'm here to contribute absolutely nothing to the thread.
I don't really see the pun, you should explain that to me later on.
Anyways sleep well Manaka.
I still need to learn how to use this program.
Hey Bebop how about getting rid of all that CP in catalog?
Everything is ruined.
Up for more than an hour
Did you report it?
If you didn't report it you can't talk shit
well alright, i'm going on my own then
it's always nice to see another proud US citizen
WE HAVE THE ENTIRE DAY AHEAD OF US.
I just saw it now you faggot bitch
Bye Manaka I'll miss you
But I'm not, you fool.
But we do.
Were you the drunk korean poster?
You're the one bitching about it.
Report it and wait, lol.
i can't... this phone suckss
waaah waaah waaah
Yes. Russian-Korean, but yes.
Go to bed, blood-man.
We do what?
no BC to suck your dick
Is this suffering?
it's freaking 2pm
YOU go to bed
eat some fucking shit you fucking faggot
have the entire day.
when was the last time you got the s u c c
Nowai am I eating your mother's cooking
It's 3 in the morning why would I go to bed faggot.
dont you have work in the morning? go to bed now
my momma cooks the best lentil soup
No I gotta do stuff from 3 - 8
My mom makes it better and adds meat in it
Oh, that's lame.
How did the exams go with you know who?
Hope they did well
Yes, that's why I'm awake genius.
They threw up but passed.
You're not supposed to mix meat with lentil soup ya dingus
the soup overpowers the flavor of the meat
do you even into cooking
more than 5y?
-kisses it and makes it better-
Sounds intense. Congrats to them
Please you don't have a job
not adding meat to your soup
Go back to north pole, freak
-cries and hates affection
She would of done better if you worked out like I kept telling her to but she wanted to just stay in and watch anime.
I even said I would go with her
so triggered she right now
im bored already
Lentil soup was designed to be veg
Go back under your rock, troglodyte
Learning the hard way is the best.
The vomit is learning in physical form.
Lentil soup was designed to be veg
Lentils are a legume and protein so meat is really unneeded, since legumes are mostly EAA.
I mean, I do, and you don't. Get it mixed up?
What's your job
I kind of want their to be a Kanra off.
Then again, it would just be really gay.
Never mind then.
Yeah, let's not.
Are you expanding on my point or
bring it bitch
Is it really?
Did you go to school for that?
so meat is really unneeded
From even a dietary perspective.
Ok, just making sure I didn't miss anything
cardboard bear was 7 years ago
I mean, I'd say so?
No school for it though, I went to school for CompSci. Then acquired the certifications for the rest.
Do you like being a network engineer?
This is bullshit.
No listed reason, no appeal.
The heinous offenders deserve no quarter.
As long as I don't have to go out because someone tripped security/unplugged something, or did something else entirely retarded, it's great.
And you do what? You seem like you know what I'm talking about.
is Holla Forums the only board you post on?
If he's uses certs as his main credentials, he's probably in the broad spectrum of server side tech, which can mean anything from basically tech support to "network specialist" which is just "do random projects where we broke something routine but glhf".
Well technically my job title is "Network Security Technician"
Basically anything switching, routing, firewalls, VPNs, etc, is my area in my district.
I'm aware of the various career choices and knowledge needed in those things.
But I'm currently in the phase of learning. Which is immensely fun, but not marketable yet.
ty. tbh if he sticks around, it'll be interesting to find out about.
otherwise he the details don't matter.
are you sure it wasn't something you uploaded to /cuteboys/, which they mistook as cp?
You wanna die, buddy?
i got an image for this
SOUNDS LIKE A YES TO ME
Ah, my brother was/is the same but titled "specialist" and that was more or less was his job: fix whatever fuck ups of the dudes that have been in IT since the 80s whose knowledge is mostly irrelevant now.
how did you get banned tho
He was looking at kiddy porn.
we were all thinking it
That's basically all it ever is. That and people that know nothing acting like they know everything because they "read it online"
I have no idea, I woke up to this, and like I said there was no listed reason.
I read that on Wikipedia just lol.
I'll be honest, after years I still have no idea what this means.
Couldn't you just call your isp and request to speak to a network tech and ask for a new ip?
it means certain area have ip ranges i guess also depending on internet providers, so if you ban the base range all ips in that area are banned but i am only taking a wild guess really
Usually when someone begins a sentence with "I'll be honest" they're actually lying.
usually when someone begins a sentence with "usually when someone" theyre actually lying
But test is honest
It's a cloudflare ip ban, too.
Was probably a mistake
or you have an infected computer in the home acting as a cp bot
What if they end a sentence with "to be honest", Dr. Jung?
A common hobby.
ask for a new ip
Pretty sure it's not the mid 2000s anymore and they don't freely change it at request.
You can easily force it to refresh but calling doesn't particularly do shit.
i get it
I'll be honest, I'm not being honest.
Shut the front door
How did you know I was a doctor?
if i could i would help you out bro but i am a simple mod here and even then im more a janitor lol i hope the problem solves itself for you
can you lend me your hands?
Also, this timing is way too suspect.
1:50 PM - has changed their name to Perfidy.
feeling adventurous huh? backdoor it is
You just project an incredibly armchair educated air.
Oh crap you got me.
W-what the fuck?
Why thank you, kind user.
you said to shut the front so clearly there is only that option
i'm going to play pirated fallout 4
aka. fallout 4
doesnt even lend hands
I kind of wonder if you just spend the game high on Jet to relive your Wastey days.
-sees the hearts sitting around and cautiously squirrels up to take one.- :3
make a thread please home dizzle, i might even give you a legendary ehug in my spoilers bran spoilers
double fuck hands
restore my "mana" with some lewd anime tiddies and you got a deal
God, that show is so fucking creepy.
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