So now that its been a few years, can we all agree that a non-Nord Stormcloak is the greatest ending to this game? The game fully implicates that this would solve Ulfric's only evident flaw, his hatred of anything not Nordic.
Also,
I'm just saying Uflric is Trump incarnate.
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m8 I'm not going to police which games we to discuss because we have enough non-videogame threads in the first place, but you're going to get flak for mentioning the game here. Especially after it's been debated to death and back
Thalmor tool thread?
I'm sorry, allow me to present my question in a way that Holla Forums can appreciate.
Like, what Argonian would you fuck though?
Nords are niggers by anything but skin color. Thus it's impossible for Ulfric to be Trump.
Checkmate atheists.
the ones with the big fucking tits like in my animes!
Come at me, Stormfags, and I'll leave you naked and paralyzed on the road.
all of their women
If you know anything about the lore of TES, Nords should seriously holocaust the elves. Dark Elves are okay and have helped the Man races in the past and maybe Bosmer too.
Argoniains are obviously the nigger-est race and Khajit are okay as long as they aren't the furry variety.
The Thalmor are basically the Alyeid/Falmer empires redux.
All you fucking newfags need to play Daggerfall and Morrowind.
skyrim sucks dick
Good to see the conditioning has been working, goyim. That's right, since your captors hold the key, only they can set you free. :^)
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What do you think is going to piss them off more:
How does allying with the Imperials make it easier for them to fuck up the elves later. The Empire doesn't need to control Skyrim to fuck up the Dominion.
absolutely. once you do you will find you don't give a shit about skyrim's paper thin plot
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If the Nords split to sit around and fuck mammoths all day, the elves WILL roll over them, considering they managed to take the Imperial City from the most powerful human country.
But why live though
none, cause i self insert as an argonian. now, if you give me a stronk orcifu or an altmer qt
Skyrim is practically impregnable to any invading army. That's why the imperial loyalists fighting the civil war were the only reason a war was going on in Skyrim. Skyrim isn't an easily conquerable land of pussies like Cyradiil
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>mfw I wish there was an option to stay neutral after having delt with the dragons with a 50-50 chance one side or the other would win themselves
The Imperial Cuckpire taming Skyrim for the elves doesn't HELP destroy the elves though. It hurts it a lot though.
Why does the empire need Skyrim to be owned by the Aldmeri to revolt against the Aldmeri?
I never finished skyrim, what is this ending you speak off? And what are the alternatives?
I wanted to join the stormcloaks first, but that guy was a total bitch towards me so I decided to not join them. But joining the other side was also no option, why should I join the wankstains that tried to execute me?
All I do is to create a new character, cheat that one to max level, and then go around the world raping people thanks to sexlab.
Otherkin are the worst.
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You sound gay
Skyrim is your first TES game isn't it?
Probably own anal toys don't you faggot?
Try harder
Isn't there another DLC planned for the Nu-Skyrim now?
Or is that just a rumor
That's just not true. The Aldmeri could never have accounted for the Dragonborn and the things they can accomplish if they choose. You can ride dragons for fucks sake, but I'm sure the elves will totally find a way to use that for their own ends since that was all according to keikaku. :^)
Delusional knife-ear detected.
Well I tried some of those mods too, but they are usually not fun. E.g. the slavery mods. I usually end up tied up somewhere and forgotten. Which is pretty shitty if I have my dick out and try to masturbate. And getting raped thanks to sexlab defeat is also not always ideal.
Idk what I had installed that caused this, but I once started a fight with this girl in this thief city, the one that threatens this black guy. I thought it would be fun to be raped by her. Well it wasn't, she just ties me up naked and I get gang banged by the entire fucking city. Including that weird black guy and some freaking old elve or some shit like that.
I'd much rather be the guy who goes around raping people.
Anyway, raping people is not the only thing I do in skyrim. Sometimes I just create a new character, cheat myself that amulet that allows me to marry people, and then I go out and marry Serana, which is a pain in the ass because she has a shitload of quests that involve a lot of walking.
I am gay because I don't support the guy who doesn't respect me and tries to kill me?
I like to think that Ulfric is the Shezzarine and that's how he learned the Thuum and he's back to fuck up the elves. The Dragonborn could just be some random decedent of Reman.
No, you just sound like you're small and you have estrogen flowing through your veins.
I remember hearing something about another DLC but only for Skyrim 2 correct me if I'm wrong
I remeber thinking that too.
>New quests, environments, characters, dialogue, armor, weapons and more – with Mods, there are no limits to what you can experience.
It sounds like it's advertising new shit but it's probably just showing what you can get with mods.
no nigger, having a fursona does not equal retards that believe that they're literally animals
Well since you're actually mistaken as being Talos in a sidequest, you are called Ysmir by the greybeards, and you can sit on Shor's throne in the Hall of Valor
Oh I didn't finish that.
At least you have an excuse if you're a schizo
How can an Argonian be a fursona? Real question. Assuming furfags choose their "furry personas" based on personal traits, how the hell does someone who you've never met create something that represents you?
He must worship sentient trees that he uses the sap to trip balls on
True, maybe that's why every Daedra in the game wants to buy the Dragonborn's soul and why the Nightmother likes the DragonBorn so much, but Bethesda probably wasn't clever enough to write the on purpose.
That's official? I thought it was just a joke on Holla Forums.
Did you even watch E3?
why would I?
Because Holla Forums had a stream of shitty chinese movies and moeshit all while shitposting with friendly familiar anons
sounds like a waste of time.
Strong tail. Strong enough to lift me
4U
wrong, most furfags choose their sonas based on traits they wish they had. i have two sonas, my argonian sona, and a demon sona
What's a good motive for the other races to join the stormcloaks beyond generic "I hate the Empire"?
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The only thing that matters is the 64 bit executable.
How are a bunch of independent nations going to team up effectively against the powerhouse the crippled an Empire?
Serious question
Lore is pretty clear the dominion's victory was pyrrhic in the first place.
With the lifespan of Altmer, the humans can rebuild their population much quicker while the Altmer stay crippled.
Plus those don't really need to win against the dominion anyways.
stop posting
I'm guessing it's akin to those comak or mango artists who draw themselves as cute animals or creatures on the back of their books or when they make little comics featuring themselves.
How is staying in the empire going to help when Ulfric can kick the elves out with out their cuck help?
Newfaggots like you who only played Skyrim don't know how tough it was to even conquer Tamerial under the Empire in the first place.
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Scouts-Many-Marshes
The best ending to this game is installing all the mods that make it possible and then personally fucking Ulfric in the ass at the end of the questline and then killing him with an arrow to the dick. And then going down in history as Ogre-Bone Kingraper who raped Ulfric's entire kingdom to death using a 20 foot dick.
Also by killing some dragons.
CHIMCHIMCHIMCHIMCHIMCHIMCHIM
If your character is the last dragonborn, does that mean you die without getting laid?
Nah, it's just that you kill all of the dragons and then die after having boned everyone in existance, with not a single one being born from a dragon because according to lore you're a literal dragon otherkin because you were born with a dragon's soul because of an inter-dimensional fuckup
And not a single word of that is a lie.
Skyrim has the weakest lore, which makes it perfect for porn mods.
Dude that came out in 2011, it hasn't been th- fuck it's been five years since that pile of crap hasn't it. Where does the time go?
he ain't wrong, nigger