Nigger Tried to Hit Trump's Motorcade

thats not even the same model car though
the tweet is a crown vic, the vid is a taurus or contour

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Very cool

Surprised so many just kept driving like it was nothing. I can see the SS not stopping but the cops should have swarmed it at that point.

According to the youtube comments, cuckchan Holla Forums found the driver's faceberg account.

++ Would attempt assassination again

Hear about that hurricane?

Kennedy didn't last three years. Get ready for the CIA placing an IED to make it look like sandniggers.

Yeah, I fucking live in Houston. What does Missouri have to do with it yet?

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The minigun roof doors went open on the second black jeep following the 2 beasts. The gun did not come up. They were ready to light that fucker up with some serious fire power.

Well he's making his way down to Texas. Stops in MO for some other event.

He was already in Texas, what is the reason for MO event. I am genuinly curious is this a media covered event? Try to make some sense of this cause it doesn't make sense.

I guess it is this

nytimes.com/2017/08/30/us/politics/trump-missouri-tax-plan.html

Wonder why the driver didn't commit to ramming or firing a gun or snackbarring

Nice dubs. No this won't get coverage by the media for a few reasons. First it was a nigger. Second it was not planned by the cianigger. Third there was no huge theatrical set up for it happening. Fourth the way the vehicles reacted to the random GTA wannabe was not scripted due to how the cars moved after it appeared.

You will know when the cianiggers try killing trump. Because the (((MSM))) will be there to cover it in extreme detail.

They probably broke an axle or a few CV joints and immobilized themselves.

because they were a nigger

Because he's a dumb nigger who didn't even realize his car couldn't make it to the road.

I gotta watch it again later but a bit suspect that people were talking about security and the weld on the sewers right when it happened. Anyways, that's not proof of anything

I have heard it was two women who lost control of their car leaving a bass pro shop warehouse store. Can anyone else confirm this? If this is true what a fucking coincidence.

Well firing at the presidential limo is as useful as throwing rocks at it. It's also made to withstand explosions from close range. Ramming it is if you think about it the most effective way to ensure damage. See video.

A relevant video would be that one where maybe a computer controlled vehicle tried to ram putin in Moscow at high speed, remember that?

Because it was a impromptu reaction the nigger had. They probably heard on their local news the trump brigade was going by and just waited inna woods for it. Then as the drove foward the ditch killed the cars engine due to how it bounced. Ofcourse it may have been killed with some kind of directed EMP if it is a post 2005 car but either way bad planning by a angry nigger.

lol a freaking white car (no camo) suddenly jumped out of the trees
and Fed shills say any guerillas would be stomped flat by the military in no time at all.\

No wonder it's a [[Black Power]] nigra tho, look at it's trying to reboot its brain when the car on top of the ditch, a whitey or an asian would just spam the gas and at least hit one of the convoy

Where did you saw that? Saw the video three times already and no roof opening.

oh the car got its engine killed?
Good thing niggers can't into bombs

Also this. But that is not likely due to how the nigger was waiting and not just driving by them.

That nigger was on some Holla Forums tier shenanigans. The fuck did I just watch.

You can run a car down the ditch and expect it to be intact. And it was probably an old one so the axle snapped.

Guess the SS should start carrying anti-tank missiles.

Look at the way the second limo moves over and the SUV behind it moves up into blocker position. Given the time when the limo first moves and the car appears, could they have seen the white car topping that hill by the pond in advance?

We need more video evidence of the area between the roads. It would help to reveal whether the car was out of control, waiting in wait, or busting ass offroad before trying to jump that culvert in an assassination attempt.

Yep, you're right. Looks like the limo driver know what he was doing.

You had people filming it talking about welds on manholes right before it happened. Who were those people filming?

Look across the street at the cones you dumbshit. Most likely they were fixing something there and where told to get the fuck out of the way for trump.

Random civilians. Prolly working near by. I've also seen the motorcade may years ago during Bush. And the SS does all kinds of shit on the roads before the car even gets there. Our offices was next to the path it was going to take. The SS drove back and forth a few days in advance and checked for shit. Them welding manhole covers is nothing new.

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I think user was talking about this vehicle which is a false alarm; only antennas on the roof.

Would have been a pretty American thing to watch though.

What if tomorrow we get to see some lesbian bitch getting frog marched out of a jailhouse only to be shot live on TV screaming "I dindu nuffin?!" My god, can you imagine that being on the history shows for the next 50 years?

Looks like Trump was in the second limo; it was the one that swerved.

The funny part is that there's no way that shitty Crown Vic could have inflicted harm on the occupants of the presidential limo. Not even if the Vic's occupants had hopped out with .50-cal machine guns. Thinking that that goddamn tank would be slowed down by an impact with a civilian vehicle is nigger-tier ignorance. It would take a TOW missile to reliably kill its occupants.

Interesting thing about the manhole covers, though. That seems like it's a bit excessive, and that it may even sacrifice the element of surprise.

according to cuck chan it was this bimbo, dunno how they got this.

You mean the incident where the drunken slav swerved across 4 lanes of highway traffic and killed Putin's regular limo driver who was driving his personal car because Putin was very publicly in China at the time?

Hard to tell from the video, but it looks like it bottomed out pretty good on the outer edge of that concrete. Would not be surprised if the pickup tube was bent shut.

Manhole covers being welded shut sounds like a safety measure, prevent someone from mounting an attack from the sewers.

I had no idea. Thanks user. You're son intelligent.

Pretty standard stuff for route clearance.

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For anyone who was curious why he was in Missouri to begin with

context on why they think its her?

I have no idea, i got it from the ass-end of the third or fourth thread.

ANONS
The car on video is a taurus. The car in the tweet posted is a crown vic. What are the chances?
A chicago cubs sticker could mean it's our antifag wobbly friends in springfield also. Coordinated? Maybe. @kamvtv tweet is now memoryholed. You know what that mean unless cuckchan based their intel on the tweeted car. Hard to tell.
OP? Where did you find the pic of the tweet and is it archived?

From a pic of a facebook convo posted on twitter from her. How the hell could she not be in custody? Maybe they believed her landwhale prediabetic foot somehow hit the wrong pedal or something.

Car in the twitter picture is not the car in the video. If you look at the grill on the white car in the video, it's got a bar going across with a ford symbol inside. The car in the twitter pic is a mercury. This is the ONLY car I could find that looked identical to the one in the video.

The grill is slightly different. Looks like a Kia.

No it's not it's identical. It's either a Contour or a Taurus in the video.

Then definitely a broken axle too because FWD is gay

Car in the tweet is a Mercury Grand Marquis. The one that drove through the ditch in the mp4 is like a early 2000's Ford Contour or some shit - note the shape of the headlights and grille - it's definitely not a Crown Vic or Grand Marquis.

Though, there is a white CV/GM visible in the parking lot across the street. (Circled in red in pic 2.) Maybe the same one from the tweet? I don't know. But it's definitely two different cars.

Ford and Mercury are the same company, part of the Ford-Lincoln-Mercury grouping where Lincoln and Mercury are fancier, more expensive versions of Ford "base" models. Twitterpic and video car are different cars, but I wouldn't get too caught up in "Ford or Mercury" unless there's something that clearly shows the logo in either source.

I've been driving a CV for the better part of a decade. I know the cars inside and out. See pic related in - car in ditch clearly has an oval badge in the middle of the grille.

It's fine to not know cars, but don't try to talk to people who do like you know something they don't.

Do Vics have quick ratio steering?
sage for off topic

I'll just add, since you're bound to want to argue the point further:
• While the tail lights themselves are the same part, in 2000, CV ditched the "light bar" tail light style that went across the trunk lid, while the GM kept them throughout the entire run to 2011.
• Reverse lights are totally different.
• Rear bumper has different cuts and grooves.

Sage for double post.

Seems like the only way they could get that angle is if they had just entered from the same road the motorcade was on.

Best to waterboard them to make sure.

Holy shit what a pathetic attempt. Niggers are terrible at everything.

Yeah it's interesting that only the one limo moved to avoid the contact. You would think that, in a presidential motorcade, all limo decoy drivers would be trained to react the same as the real one so that such an incident couldn't be used to determine which is holding the VIP.
luckily this wasn't anything like a co-ordinated attack but was just a nigger nigging

It's more likely the second limo is a screen car as well. It's not moving to avoid contact but to protect the right side of the vip's vehicle in case the obvious escalation is the decoy.

It is a little concerning that that car was able to get that close to begin with. Any competent guerilla would be able to use such a gap in security to wreak havoc.

Reminder that Kek has said some dumb black nationalist or a cultural lemming Antifa is going to do something veeeery stupid in September.

He didn't have to wait long fuck it's only now September and only in New Zealand
Let's hope it ramps up

L O W E N E R G Y

it seemed like the perfect plan when he was hittin the blunt and playing madden

top kek

swas it old cat ladies going for a joyride in the woods, lost niggers or what? any idea on the actual drivers identity?

Isn't it already September in some part of the world already?

… but leave the nigger hiding in the forest be

great!

She looks like a Trump supporter.

Probably, didn't think that the ditch was so big.

Crazy queer fat bitch just wanted a story to tell.

That's a weird way of spelling SJW, user…

eh, i don't think so fam. if the one that moved right was a decoy going to screen the right side of the presidential limo it would've actually moved up in line with it, instead of maintaining spacing behind it. it looks more like that was a defensive move, and it was intending to use those suvs to protect against the obvious threat
besides, the largest threat there as the car just pulled out and stopped was the car being a vbied, so keeping the president online would've been a poor move
hopefully they learn from this, though

I was actually just thinking, they go to the effort of welding the manholes shut but dont have a standing crew ready to respond to the forest on the left of the motorcade? Thats a perfect waiting spot for someone with a fucking rocket launcher or something, or, apparently, a nigger in a car. He came out of the exact spot in the video that I thought was a danger zone.

I really hope someone gets to the scene and looks for evidence of what really happened. Also, how hard would it be to scope out local tow yards to see if they could identify the car and any damage it may have.

Car could have been filled with explosives. The shock alone could kill him.

I refuse to believe the nigger's only plan was ramming the motorcade. There must have been additional actors there to take advantage of a moment of standstill but step one of the master plan went tits up.

This isnt on much MSM outlets.

Honestly I'm surprised they don't have it on wall to wall, one would think they would want to plant the seed of it being possible.

Lucky they weren't machine gunned on the spot.

Now, that would have been outstanding.

COMING IN THICC

That didn't happen.

On a side note, could Americans stop living up to every stereotype of them being fat?

Yeah, I grabbed the 1080p version on youtube, and you cannot see any part open.

It's Missouri. What did you expect?

Ya if it was a panther car it would have made it to the motorcade. That FWD crap in the mp4 was #REKT from the gutter crossing. Or maybe it died from the extreme angle and the fact dindu's always drive around on E.

It was cops in civilian, they lost brakes.

every stereotype of them being fat?

Opportunities to gawk at celebrities will always attract the lowest.

Yeah bullshit. That squat hamgoblin that waddled out of the passenger side door was no cop.

That car was a piece of shit, doubt it was a cop car that just randomly had brake trouble at the exact moment Trump's limo drove by.

What? did you reply to the wrong post?

keked hard

After looking at satellite and Street View images of the location, I'm thinking it probably was this
The dumb bitch was probably watching the motorcade go by, and hit the wrong pedal or something.
btw, that's very obviously an early 2000s Ford Taurus how can people be so bad at identifying cars reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

reeeeeeeeeee, i thought it was a vic too

No way. They had way too much time to turn and not go into a ditch. That was intentional

That's an MP4, not a WebM. Here's an actual WebM, and in higher quality.

Also that was some low energy shit. It was so low energy that the Secret Service don't even appear to have their guns drawn when they approach him. I would have expected them to be screaming for him to get on the ground. Will this still count as an attempted assassination, and the legal ramifications that go with it?

A Crown Vic with its torque and solid axle would have cleared the ditch easily. It's a good thing they were stupid enough to use a FWD appliance-grade car or Trump might have had some trouble.

The president should hire me as his driver. He wouldn't even need a motorcade. I'm so good I could safely get him through a Touhou level in a Geo Metro.

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That motorcade would never ever stop. The "beast" has enough weight to ram past any normal car. The other convoy members would all komokazi and block you. You can see them start to change formation to block as the car enters the drainage ditch.

Fuck you anti-white, kike. What the fuck does that even mean? Missouri and the rest of the heartland is the last stand of America. I hope you die, Holla Forumsack or not. You are a faggot.

You are assuming the goal of the white car was ramming into the beast and not getting in front of the beast. Even with all the weight behind it putting 2 tons of car in front of it would slow it down significantly.

20,000lbs > 4,000lbs.
That shit box ford would be completely BTFO if it even managed to get in front.

The lead car would intercept and ram the blocking car or worst case Trump's car could ram right through and accelerate away.

They brake for nothing.
Stopping is death.

All you need for a successful ambush is less than a second of immobility. I have participated in more demo derbies than years you have been alive, trust me when I say even the smallest of cars can bring the largest to a standstill for fractions of a second.

This looks like the setup to an ambush that didn't get to happen, if it wasn't our enemies are so retarded they think a standard car is enough for an attack, if it was we must scrutinize it.

Wew lads they fucked up now

This is how I know it's a nigger without reading anything else.

So with your demo derby science please explain to me how a single plastic/tin 4,000 car will stop or even significantly slow a 20,000lbs tank at WOT.

The guys driving these cars are not chumps.They aint a the local PD. They train and drill for this non-stop. No one is going to panic and hit their brakes. You see them reacting even before the car makes it out of the tree line.

Doesn't matter how many cars you have crashed. The SS has wrecked more by an order of magnitude in their training.

I won't argue that this wasn't the dindu's plan. My point is it would have never ever come close to working. That taurus would be a grease stain on the highway and not a single brake light or fuck would have been seen out of the POTUS motorcade.

They start reacting and reorganizing less than a full second before the car goes in the ditch. Had the nigger not been completely retarded this could have been a completely successful ambush.

even the lightest of cars can become a successful blockade if it isn't hit at an end. Try pushing a man at the gut and at the knees. One will be easier.

Trump will end up just like JFK.

Meme responsibly, you motherfucker.

The fuck do you think you two are doing?

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Was the guy actually trying to ram the president's motorcade? The location and timing obviously lends itself to that conclusion, but the way the guy just stops after plowing into that storm drain is strange – like he didn't know it was there. If that spot was picked as the location to ram the president in an assassination attempt, wouldn't it be anticipated? He also makes no attempt to run away. Weird all around.

Who triggered bitch-tits?

How?

Your thinking normal car vs normal car.
Nothing about this car is normal.
Its a 20,000lbs armored and reinforced monster being driven by a top-tier Operator.
T-bone, Strait on rear, Strait head on, corner. Doesn't matter. He isn't stopping.

If that man is Rand Paul and I am André the Giant it doesn't matter where I push him. Thats how lopsided this is. And thats not even taking in to account the 4 other Operators who will be in full on kamakazi mode he has to get past.

A door stop works not because it weighs the same as the door, it works because it pushes the force of the door in a right angle.

It also has anti-RPG antennae, many escorts, and least one decoy that would be completely indistinguishable.

>You will know when the cianiggers try killing trump. Because the (((MSM))) will be there to cover it in extreme detail.
Yet they'll definitely forget to point the camera at (((the grassy knole))).

she was also being a retard and posting about it in the comments of that video
some of the comments have already been removed

and if they manage to jfk MUH DJT IT ALL BURNS
ROPE DAY

LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU GREEDY EVIL HOOK NOESED DEMONS

they already have money: have you forgot that they PRINT DOLLARS?

their target is the white race: they want it to suffer and disappear; I don't know if they already have a "final solution" for this; probably something like shorting the markets, kill the frog, make Kim bomb the South and having some major fuckup with oil in the middle east (Qatar vs Saudi vs Iran, glassing each other etc.), all at the very same time, triggering hyperinflation and finally defaulting nations on their (((national debt))) aka THE RESET

Are you sure we're still living in the best timeline?

speaking of which:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_Time_Machine_Blues

is something up with Holla Forums? no new threads are showing since 12 hours ago

MIGHT BE A OLDSMOBILE
OR AN ACURA

Halfchan really stepping up their game.

vocaroo.com/i/s06bNbvH2g2A

This nigger is EXTREMELY lucky that he failed miserably.

If any nigger even comes remotely close to harming TGEoM, there will be a sudden and viciously violent ERADICATION of niggers by white people. They cannot possibly comprehend the implications of what would happen if they were to cross that line.

It would literally start the RaHoWa.

Okay. Yes, that's a better angle. Answers my question a bit better from this post in that he definitely does look like he was trying something. There wasn't any kind of driveway or dirt/access road he was pulling out of. Still, very weird that he just stops when he hits that storm drain ditch and then doesn't make a run for it.

His blood sugar is low.

Wow that came from halfchan? Anyways it just further supports that it was a stupid nigger who did poor pre planningniggers planning, hahahaha. If it was a cianigger then this is just further proof of how stupid they are.

There sure is alot of cameras recording this though. Maybe it really was a failed cianigger pre-assassination plot attempt. This needs further investigation.

I think this is wishful thinking in the extreme. The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. There is a not insignificant portion of the White population that wouldn't care if Trump was dead, a smaller but still not insignificant portion that would likely prefer it. A not insignificant portion of his supporters are too old to do anything even if they wanted to and even more don't recognize niggers in and of themselves as the problem [case in point the knob slobbering of worthless zionigs like Sheriff Clarke].

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Not really wishful thinking (war is hell), but a prediction and a proclamation of what I think would be casus belli within the zeitgeist.

Friendly reminder, lads: If it does happen, it's going to be very tempting to follow your Europoid instincts to enact tit-for-tat retaliation against niggers. But always remember, they are just useful idiots.

Case in point: What ever happened to all those BLM rallies that should have happened when the weather got warm? Oh, that's right, (((schlomo))) decided to switch agitation tactics. With nobody to organize them and tell them what to do and who to be angry about, the nogs went back to sucking their teeth and shucking/jiving. Oh, and killing each other, extra white people, and engaging in all of their usual destructive/parasitic activities.

Never lose sight of the true (((enemy))).

he had a spotter
he also clearly chickened out; the nog fears the minigun suv

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I think he severely underestimated how fast he could drive over that ditch and aborted when the limo zipped by. If he chickened out, he would have left himself in the ditch. You're probably right that this was a coordinated attempt though.

Guys guys relax. It's just a brake malfunction lol. You and your silly conspiracies.

israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/234824

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Why would someone go in with no plates, if they intended to ram a motorcade obviously getting killed? I guess you could pass it off on him being a nigger and not being able to think things like that through, but he appears to have a getaway planned… or else he could just go in with plates on.

I think you meant to post
archive.is/RCF32

Pretty sure it was a crown vic bud. V8, heavy frame 4d. Actually, its a Mercury.

Nigs gonna nig.

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This guys right too. Thats not the same car, I only saw the grainy video.

>vocaroo.com/i/s06bNbvH2g2A
What's in the vocaroo link? I don't have speakers

But that motherfucking car came out of the tall grass like a mountain lion getting ready to pounce on its prey.
And the guy filming knew exactly where the car was going to come out… unless he was just very lucky and was told to stand indoors instead of outside by some cop or something.

pay attention moron

guy asking if the main brakes malfunctioned and if the emergency brakes were used

I've noticed this, too. I'm still waiting for the new Harvey thread…

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It's the entire site or at least a lot of other major boards too

Notice how many people are active on Holla Forums and Holla Forums. Both shot up by 500 in a matter of a hour. It's a ddos.

I'm having difficulty getting here using a variety of browsers. Something's up.

Unable to reply using several browsers. Site under attack?

kek look at those fat fuckin fingers

Archive.is seems to be down as well

I've been having problems with replies for a week or so. They go through but the reply box doesn't go away like it should.

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He chose to act dumb rather than run. Its actually a smarter move.

You act like Canadians, Australians, and assorted Western Euros like Germans and Brits aren't almost as fat. You're probably just as fat, you just have millions of people coming in annually from the ME and Africa who are stick thin keeping your percentage just below ours. Our biggest immigrant population comes from Mexico, a country that's fatter than ours. White Americans are less fat than Germans, Canadians, and Australians, among others. How fucking stupid do you have to be to continually propagate the notion that only Americans are fat?

eat a salad tubby

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excellent conjecture there

Sounds like a serious comment to me. I've seen it a thousand times before and it was always serious then. What makes this time any different, aside from not having an actual argument to back up the sentiment?

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You're either fucking retarded or completely ignorant to statistics.

And enough firepower to deal with the tank/limo and the 500 armed militarized police surrounding it. The nigger forgot that part.

this, the motorcade even if the car managed to hit the limo and bounce off it like it just hit a freight train, would still continue, at an even faster pace, while half of it opened up into the car.

Why are you so mad over a fat joke? Go lay back down and stop derailing the thread with your butt-hurt.

Also that car was certainly a Ford Taurus as pointed out. Not sure how people are so goddamn car illiterate this thread was killing me with all the people trying to debate this. Was all the arguing shilling or stupidity? There is no way that little dinky thing is going to stop the motorcade. One of the vehicles NOT the one Trump is in would have just rammed it to the side and everyone else would have just sped up and passed by. Period. If this was some kind of attempt it was surely planned at the extent of a nigger's planning capabilities.

You're a fucking moron.

go to the gym you fat piece of shit, you're clearly emotionally invested in this.

Where's your proof to back your assertion that only Americans are fat? I'm waiting! Not only is the US not fatter than these other whiter countries, the US is weighed down by brown and black people. White Americans are actually less fat than white people in multiple other countries. I win.

White Americans, ethnically, are more German than Germany at this point, so it's fitting to get a 1488 since I'm defending them.

Yeah you're right, but you are still a fat fuck.

I know. So why assert false statements as fact?

Can you seriously shut your fucking fat mouth and stop derailing the thread? At this point it appears intentional. If you have something to say about the motorcade nigger fucking say it otherwise fuck off.

I'm just correcting a false statement. You're the fucking retard who keeps responding to me. Don't respond and not expect a response in return. I'm not stopping anyone from talking about the subject at hand. As a matter of fact my comments are bumping this to the top of the board while no one else says shit about the car or anything else.

Dubs confirm us Sox fans are extremists

KILL THE CUBS, BASE WAR NOW!
Seriously, Cub fans are all giant faggots and need to be gassed

(((Mods))) will you please remove the anime mossad interracial cartoon cock sucking kike porn ad at the bottom of this thread?!?

Donny was on lookout riding one of the motorcycles up front making sure no one tried to fuck up anyone in his entourage.

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convenient camera angle. almost like they were trying to set up this dindu to get goodified by the secret service.
the most damage this nigger could've done was martyrdom by minigun

Which brings up the queasion: why did he stop after it hit the gully? Do you think the hood got shot shot killing the transmission or distributor or something? If you nail a block it can still go a while, but the white car made a dead stop. Well not dead, but it did seem like it was halted by extra-vehicular means.

maybe he lost his nerve from a brief moment of clarity by smashing his head on the ceiling. i don't this this niggers heart was in it because this wasn't his plan

Checks out.

1488 doesn't lie. We are the true Germans. It explains a lot actually.

D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASS

anti slide bump

bumpag

Those cars have a collision shut off on the fuel pump. I used to be a dick and slap my friend's crown vick in the quarter panel to shut off his fuel pump. IT hit hard, and shut off fuel, shutting off the motor.

Or he broke the axle.

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leethal weppin dis my favrit mayne. gots da mal gibsin in gluvver in sheut.

investigations are needed into this