Judge, Jury, and Executioner

I'm the innocent one here.. who's side are you on huh?

That doesn't surprise me, though.

Hello Ui.

Didn't you sell your soul to lucifer as soon as you turned 13

It makes me question my love for Izaya.

... are you sure you just didn't find and dissect someone's pet?

oh wait that was smiles

prolly not. I deleted it

:p

I had that hat for like one night and my little sister already wants to borrow it lol

mfw

to the moon

Saber is a strong willed interesting take on one of my favorite characters of all time. Reach Harder.

I'm on the side of the happy couple. Yes, Alexis. That is wedding bells in the distance.

What do you mean?

nah dawg

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some probably were
they came from some kill shelter in florida
so the cats they got were all stray or whatever and ended up there before giving their lives to science
it's really fucked up actually

but at least the cat we had (we named it abortion) got to teach me about biology

You specifically posted Gil x Saber ones.

I love that guy.

Nice video.

Did it suit her?

Yeah.... That's long ago...

Reminds of me two best friends play.

I got the vibe a while ago that it's not something you want. Which is totally fine.

I'm havin chicken w mushrooms

its good

they actually played it during one of my training sessions.
I judged the woman who put it on with an extreme prejudice.

So your word against mine.
hah

You said you would help me with him..
How is this helping?

???

Disappointing.

wow

go back to sleep dude

what did he fucking mean by this

I'm well known for my honesty.
You on the other hand...

didn't have a bath at that point.

"I've come to give this song
I've come to give this song
I've come to give this song
I've come to give this song
Chandra Brambra Chandra Chandra Bendram...

I've come to give this song
From the world of dreams
I've come to give this song
From crystal tears
I've come to give this song
For love
I've come to give this song
Chandra Brambra Chandra Chandra Bendram..."

It's fucking deep

You're well known for being a man whore.

90% of my Saber images are individual shots.
You can look into the post history, and see that I did nothing of the sort.

Yeah, I dislike the notion of pairing avatars together. It's the sort of loud thing that was always a turn off for me.

I'm forcing you guys to make a move on each other. This is the definition of helping.

aha how bad/durnk are your friends

Works for me.

Night man.

At least tsuchi does it in private lol

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You can pretty much do anything in the name of science.

...

Did she know you did though?

he's an alternate timeline of eminem

...

i want to ride him to war

Fair enough.
Still would smash.

I park my car in only one garage.
Unlike a garage that's all four wall have been outright demolished by cars from every angle...

It was the stuff on mlpchan mostly.

She looks like an actual girl version of me, so I'd imagine so. I haven't lent it out to her yet lol

I made a sammich^^

Id do you in the name of science

The Gay Science?

Well I rarely get a chance to post Homura or Ayase anymore since you're very unpredictable with what you post certain days.

Have to go searching around for other long black haired girls which isn't easy considering I don't watch much anime anymore.

80% of my friends are trash and I don't like talking to them.

i mean
i was being a good bro and not interrupting your flirting with lexi
but FINE TSUCHI

...

youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA

*cough* Burden of Proof *cough*
Just get with Alexis, so I can stop playing "wingman" for someone who won't even appreciate this.

Well if you really want to we can both find characters that are friendly with one another.
They both have to be men though; I don't have enough male avatars.

I'd do me, too.

Self love.

IT'S FUCKING NIETZSCHE.

I can't blame ya, but I take comfort knowning that you won't.

Ah, alright. Kinda assumed you had.

It's getting late. bed in a bit. Thanks for talking. I appreciate it.
It'd been eating at me.
Nite Elma.

Why would I want that from someone who's mean to me?

What?

Look how mean you are being right now.

Let's do you together then

Nini, Fortunado.

Feel better, diggy~

In this context, I'm choosing neither Ayase nor Kirino but Tamura.
Yes, I had to google who even the randoms in the show are.

A snowball's chance in hell, I'm aware.

neither do I Yeah I think that would be cool to do. I'd have to rely on your opinion though since You probably watch more than me.

If I do, it's thanks to this.
Sleep well.

-sips coffee-

aaa I hope that is just thrash at like luge and not trash at life

WHY
H
Y

You actively like bullies.
Everyone will attest that verbal abuse keeps you amused.

Lol you act like you have an option other than Kirino here. You should definitely make that choice.

We'll figure something out.
Female avatars are just so much more popular, you know?

Hes trying to make babies.

Oh I mean SHE is

I am biting my tongue; I just want to make that clear.

thats a little weird but you have to try everything once, you know?

I hope you didnt purposely avoid telling me about your day

I woke up and went grocery shopping.

She was asking a rhetrical question. She knows she loves assholes and has even said it here a few times that she can't herself.
She's knows what's right and wrong, she goes with what gives her pleasure immediately.

I dunno.

See thats somethin you snap

huh?

Hi, Bebop.

right.. my "garage" is closed

Are you trying to say I like jerks?

I think that reason can be attributed to eye-candy.
Either that or self insertion.

Hello Tsuchi
My sister can't pull back the slide on my pistol so she gave it back lol

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oh that just sounds really boring :/

i can't wait until i do my own grocery shopping

Did you do the thing yet? I'm waiting for it.

What are you going to get

k

need an anime recommendation

any ideas?

ぼくのぴこ

...

stop it..

Alright, alright.

me

dbz

Rate le Bard face

Billy Blank's Taebo.

same

Thank you.
I'm getting sleepy.

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They're just run of the mill Wonderbread sandwiches...

The question is, does she feel bad for it?
I should have gone on more in that post about a few other things too but I was trying to figure out how it's even possible not to pull the slide back on this pistol.. I mean.. She makes bullets for a living and has to carry 80lb boxes around a lot but she can't pull back 10lb?

Go to bed.

Is the slide a shitty polymer improperly textured so that oily fingertips can't really grip?
Kind of goes to "open a jar" type shit.

wat is this

I just finished watching jojo.
Ill get started now.

lemme see dat wonderbread smile

Barely gone for an hour and people are bitching about me.

My edge, obviously.

A personality test.

Its should be good but you gotta make sure that one person is around.

Not at all. It's a good/easy one. I can hold the damn thing with the same hand I pull the slide back with if I wanted.
She tried to do it a few different ways and couldn't get it all the way back.

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Of course.

link pls

Take me to FUNKAYTOOWN

starting to feel sleepyyyy

Is it as good as I think?

I don't think I have it.

It is next level. (for me)

Why blog about it?

Oh I thought I replied
probably just a bunch of fruits and horchata
maybe some meat every now and then
you feel

...

In a little bit
I have some things to do first.

I'm not sure how to take that.

"meat"

I have no idea, it's from a while ago.

Slowly. So there isn't any tearing.

Your images suck.

What's your favourite fruit?

I should rewatch toradora? wow that's a great suggestion, thanks for all the good ideas guys!

Don't make anal jokes at me faggot.

You can keep rejecting whoever by just going to bed.

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smug bitch

"fruit"

Thanks, I found my old image folder instead of making a new one.

I only top

I forgot when I went to bed and woke up I think I woke up at like 14:00 I try to sleep through the day because way too warm now I can not deal with warm I was actually asleep almost 12 hours yesterday

watermelon
i fucking love watermelon

Watermelon will never hold a candle to peaches.

lmao

has neru made a single post in 2016 without a moba webm

somebody check the archive to confirm

Watermelon is niggerfruit.

Seems to be working just fine.

I wanna kiss your tummy

totalyyyyy

I was thinking in those terms, too.

They're seriously bad. Then again, it suits you.

Pretty satisfying. Not superior than bananas, though.

"bananas"

Then why isn't the garden where I buried them all growing anything?

Is that how they say hello where you're from?

It's how they say I wanna kiss your tummy

I was going to heal someone.

"heal"

Alright, you stay where you are, and I'll start eating food until I'm so obese that my stomach reaches you. Wish me luck.

I wanna kiss Jacksons tummy.

Torafedora

You know what they say about supports

She's talking about overwatch with Ban.

...

I'm aware.

I said no

wanna be my best friend

It was my favourite fruit growing up

which explains a lot

they're also good for practice

...

Binging on ice cream when I'm not really hungry is already my best friend, and I'm afraid there's not enough room in my heart for the both of you.

You sound a little upset, my man.

And yet you never heal me, how rude.

...

Freud would agree.
TMI.
I never realized that was a thing people actually.

*actually do

...

THAT'S NOT HOW PHYSICS WORK.
SHE WOULD STILL BE GOING FORWARD WITH HIM.

For practicing blowjobs?

God designed them for that reason.

suspend your disbelief.

...

No wonder you're such a faggot.

It'd be the same as jumping to stop damage on a falling elevator, which doesn't fucking work.

Bananas is the 'im a huge homo' indicator of a favorite fruit :/

It's not quite the same thing, I don't think.

Please do not post chubby.

最炫东方风

why is it unusual? It sounds good to me

areyou into chubby

it's pretty sad people think it'll work though.

You're having to overcome momentum. Same in that it's momentum of a full sprint plus nearly the full strength of jumping.
So yeah, impossible.

I hope you find some nice girl to feed bananas to, someday.

They're also the sweetest, most delicious fruit of the fruit kingdom.

And they go well with vanilla soy milk in smoothies.

like.
people have actually tried to do it in falling elevators.

PTSD?

I'll feed her my "plantain". xD overcompensating joke

You middle schooler

What are oranges an indicator of, outside of
"probably doesn't have scurvy"?

Why would you ask that after what I just posted

anti-eye candy

I don't think it's realistic, but I also don't think that it's same thing as jumping to not die from an elevator.

...

...

cute
tell me more cute things about you

NEITHER THE FLAMES NOR THE DEPTHS CAN CLAIM ME

Careful, too much eye candy and you'll get fat.

I donot knowww

oh yeah, what about this one then

I LOST MY SHIP, BUT NOT MY SOUL

I wanna kiss your butt

B, plain and simple. relative velocity demands it so

Are you a bit chubby or something?

I wanna kiss Jacksons butt

I don't understand how you can keep this same shtick up for so long.

nono

Damn. I should have thought of that.

Almost every article of clothing I have is black.

Not sure if that's cute.

Prove it.

I believes portals don't work on moving surfaces.

ytho

Doesn't sound very convincing~

It's not.

Is that retard eating a water bottle?

...

Maybe it's edible.

Post said articles

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I main medic in tf2

I main snooper in tf2

They don't in-game but if they did in real life it wouldn't shoot it out either. Lol

Now he gets it

tfw I never main anything because the idea of deciding on one fixed path is scary and limiting.

>>>/vg/

But how will you fare in a specialization-based economy?

I post on vg too butt vg has no dank audio and only 3MB filesize

tfw I never main anything because the idea of deciding on one fixed path is scary and limiting

Good. Not like I care what other people think or anything.

infowars.com/category/featured-stories/

oh wait that wasn't jackson

I don't know

this site has some pretty appealing articles
even if it is from the redneck super sayian

You have mastered the psychology and are not beyond it.

Oh well, these things turn out fine 100% of the time with no exceptions, right? Right?

lol

* now

It's ok trevor

feed smol azn ice cream

I think I will toobtursh and bed though

Just a man trying to tell the world how it is.

Wake up, sheeple.

Obama is taking your guns, and Trump is America's last hope.

For the most part, I think you people think I have a paltry, first year education regarding psychology.

I don't know.

Don't sneeze.

...

Sorry I failed you.

Wanna be my bf while subtle is gone

Actually youre my last hope

I try not to think about it at all.

Or about anything, really.

What a cute couple, Subtle and forthright.

I honestly miss subtle so much but don't know how to cope with it

Sure

Can I cuck subtle when he comes back too?

Maybe you could get a hobby that isn't other boyfriends.

im trying to get him to be ok with it

im gonna marry him

I TRY

Isn't him not being okay with it better?

Does he know it yet, or do you still need to convince him?

Okay. Don't vote Trump.

Wise.

He knows this

i-it would be me not beign ok with it

Also ensure you stay warm.

This is one of those times where you and Loco are indistinguishable.

Make him raise my black child.

[WeebTunes]

is.....is that.....is that drama I spy???!

I made someone unhappy with me and I feel like crying..
I'm just gonna go lay down.

No, you get warm.

Whatever you say bae
Just stay happy with me

You can't talk it out?
Nini

Alright.

But disco aint dead

Which part. The point of me saying that is that you people don't know what I know, but assume less.

Good. Vote Hilary.

She can platinum my disco.

Or disco my platinum

Later.

i am now a #hillaryartillery

Hi, Loco.

they're so cute
damn shame they were sexualized

Give me attention, goggles!

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SEXUALISATION!? IN MY ANIME!?

I DON'T THINK SO

Now pet me!

/beats you

...

; ~ ;

Nice sexual violence.

i love this dog

...

...

he cant even talk on discord
he's so gay he has to type

Good. That Trump fellow chickened out of a debate with Bernie Sanders.

She could ride on that dog's back and he'd barely notice.

I prefer feeling cold ta

ook bedtim nna

The best kind of violence

indeed

I have no idea how people can say that. Cold temperatures are torture.

Nightynight.

...

Uhuh

I was born in the cold, molded by it, but unfortunately I have to move to arizona in 3 weeks
KILL ME

...

5-10°C best temperature

play mobas with us soon.

I've been had.

...

Maybe I'm the mad-max type rather than the winter-wanderer.

That's fucking nuts. Go to bed. What's wrong with you.

My memory is shit in some areas but I think that might be right
Whats your major?

*Pat pat*

luka pls

Yes, it was Luka inspired, but I swear it wasn't entirely sarcastic.

Just as I'm typing it.

It was just almost entirely sarcastic.

it was compsci.

ty

I know what the problem is.

Not enough coffee

-gets more-

...

Posts like this read like a 19 year old girl's twitter feed, you know.

You say it like the people here aren't actively trying to be 19 year old girls.

couldnt we keep breeding the largest dogs of the big dog breeds and eventually artificially select a super dog?

in like 50 years someone could have a rideable dog if they just bred

...

That is literally how every dog breed is made.

Hey now, that's only ~70% or posters.

We must also make them red.

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*of

pedo pls go

That's kinda funny and sad.

I'm sorry, you're right, 30% only want to fuck the 70% who are trying to be 19 year old girls.

Sure, they may drink coffee, but do they love it?

They may say they love it, but do they really?

I announce my caffination out of pride. And because it makes me feel less bad about my addiction.

They do it because lolquirky. This is a fair generalization.

i know that you jew
im just wondering why it hasnt been done

finally a text wall
what took you so long bae

that's p young, Kaybe

I have freed myself of these mental shackles.

It looks approximately sort of absolutely completely the same.

Not everyone has the virtue of patience. Or any other virtues, really.

By doing it already?

30% masterrace reporting in

No, I'm just above your laws.

Making any progress?

My laws are pretty high, I don't know.

all day kaybe baby

That's my secret, captain.

I always standing on a stool.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread

Because girls are good at pretending. The answer is to only trust and hold boys and men.

It's a baby, dude. Not quite the most fucked up thing I've seen on the internet, but it definitely has to be up there.

Ugh. Really ugh.

*I'm

I'm tempted to pull an edgier than thou, but I somehow stopped myself.

I guess they're everywhere on the poop deck.

It's a fake baby, though, so it's all cool duder.

They don't let me out on the poop deck anymore since I misunderstood its purpose.

Stop making me relive embarrassing memories.

People like Ui post kawaii loli. Kaybe just posts flat out sexual loli.

Like this one, you mean?

Family Guy did that joke.

You tried to edge me out?

You can't edge me out.

It's a sexualized fake baby.
That means someone had to imagine, and design a sexualized baby.
Then you had to come along and save the picture of the sexualized baby.
Then post the picture of the sexualized baby.

This in part suggests there are human beings out there checking out babies.

I finally understand your opinion on capitalism
thanks bae

Just happens to be what I saved.

Doctors check out babies all the time, but nobody gets angry at them about it.

Ui has posted and will post sick shit.

Can't say I've watched enough Family Guy to know that, but it was a pretty easy joke.

I never understood that picture, is that Drake's real family.

Whatever pedo~

yes it is

I'm sure you're aware how silly this sounds, and just don't care.

lmao

Peter did it. Lois got mad.

Have you watched Archer?

I'm rubber and you're glue. Get away from my rubber countenance you freaky glue monster.

I'm even waving my hands in the air about it.

Nope. Watched a lot of the first season. But TV shows have a hard time keeping my attention, especially comedies.

I have seen some of the sick shit ui has posted

Did you get my snapchat?

you deleted yours, didn't you?

I forgot and then I did one, sempai

I'm not sure I understand.

tfw not paying 40 bucks for it

not worth

It was whis on the screen though x_x

2short ot notice

It's a children's rhyme.

I've watched all the cartoons.

what the fuck is going on here

Something's going on?

Shit

As per usual

Is that what you tell children, pedo?

KAYB Y U POSTAN LOLI

what happens now
let's progress

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I don't talk to children, they're vaguely icky.

I can post fur instead if you like I guess.

Grim's got the right idea

Oppai all the way

post anime milfs pls

Maybe you're the icky one.

Did you fall asleep? You never replied.

see

gross

You chose this

What?

What?

In what way is this unusual, though? He does it every day.

Does that stand for "moe I'd like to fuck"?

That is a very hefty possibility.

Big anime tiddies

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SNAP WAS FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS
I COULDNT SEE ANYTHING BESIDES OVERWATCH

I don't know

maybe i just hadn't noticed

Well played.

Sorry I have my hands full at the moment.

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What does moe even mean by the way?

Hm.

/TB

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Why all the naked children? Have trouble talking to older ones?

Moe (萌え ?, pronounced [mo.e] ( listen)) is a Japanese slang word, and loanword that refers to feelings of strong affection mainly towards characters in anime, manga, and video games.

Large animated breasteses

So a gross pedo, then.

You're probably the one getting angry at lexi, then?

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...

TOO FAR

TOO FAR

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I probably would if I ever tried.

Wow thanks Grim, I can see why your fairy tales did so well.

You said it, not me.

We need to at least have a theme for this year's AX if we don't cosplay

The dollar store glasses and shit last year were fun

No, these are perfect.

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lol snapchat is retarded what's the other one that doesn't apparently self destruct pics?

Ban's theme song rn

I have no idea man.

we should probably be talking in private

lolidonno

Do you have a fetish for back problems?

Why this version?

Why?

I thought it wasn't important.

I made you confess.

Probably not, why?

it's extra edgy

We have 30 days, think it over

holy shit ax is a month away???

welp

What?

badges are too small.

It has to be noticeable.
Color theme or hats or something.

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Are you okay?

I'll confess your face to the countertop.

No reason, just with jugs like that I imagine that these women have to set two skateboards under their chest and crawl around on their hands and knees.

Yep! Super hype

Make T-shirts maybe?

lol whats your size
ill make some fucking matching tees for us

BACK PROBLEMS

well I am

MONSTER

Large

I don't really think people think about that stuff. Its hentai logic.

Your choice in a starry-eyed, more delicate avatar hints otherwise
but what do I know
I'm free to message if you wanna discuss it though

Ill make you a raka shirt lmao

Nice filename.

There's probably at least one guy out there for whom it's the main appeal.

I'm good but thanks.

challenger deep

I am the filename master.

lol large

Probably.

That'd be super awesome, you gonna go with Kayle?

Do you ever get embarrassed having to tell people that?

Kind of like how Grim likes cougars for their leathery skin and joint problems.

Or renekton

I'll try to make it so the design is over the entire shirt

Kek.

Anyway got stuff to do see ya later.
Also have a new thread.

New thread

Should I go to bed?

bye

Please do.

nyahh

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