Fullderp: the Grand Wizard of the KKK edition

Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokemon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokemon battling simulator!


When the current champ calls "new champ", the first poster to claim it is our champ. The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle. Suggesters are not to make multiple suggestions for a team unless 15 minutes have passed since their last request, or if the champ specifically asks for re-requests. The champ will be battling in OU unless he specifies otherwise.

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Showdown:

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THE RULES:

Failure to follow the rules will result in IMPEACHMENT and/or BULLYING.

1. The champ cannot forfeit or intentionally throw a match.

2. The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.

3. The champ is not allowed to timer stall.

4. All Pokemon must be nicknamed.

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Pokemon Premades:

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This site will automatically redirect you to the current thread.

Bookmark it so you don't need to waste time browsing the catalog!

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It's a Mexican bootleg, but it's good enough.


1. /roomvoice (username)

This lets us talk. Do this for every single person. If someone's unregistered, tell them in chat.

2. /publicroom

This lets us enter the room.


/dt [x] - Get additional details on a Pokemon/item/move/ability.

/weak [pokemon] or [type 1]/[type 2] - Provides a list of resistances, weaknesses, and immunities (ignoring abilities).

/coverage [move/type 1], [move/type 2], … - Provides the best effectiveness match-up against all defending types for given moves or attacking types.

/learn [pokemon], [move, …] - Displays if a Pokemon can learn the given move(s).

/ds [x], [x], … - Searches for Pokemon that fulfill the selected criteria. Search categories are: type, tier, color, moves, ability, gen, resists, recovery, priority, stat.

(Replace / with ! to display results to the room.)

/me - Allows for erotic roleplaying and crogre memes.

Protip: 

Put your memes in [code] tags to make it easier for the champ to import them!

OP Copypasta:

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Just copy and paste!

Reminder:

Don't make the new thread until the old one is on Page 13!

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Status:
SOMEONE CAN CALL CHAMP AND GET THEIR 6 POKES

how the h-ck did you manage to redditspace the OP?

sue me fucker

By directly copy pasting it which
adds

unnecessary

returns

between

shit

Reddit space this:
/me chimps

inb4 I delete this

HELLO I SAID I CHIMP WHERE IS TEAM

have a chandelure

Electrode

Tornadus named The Doctor

Shedinja @ Safety Goggles Ability: Wonder Guard EVs: 252 Atk / 156 Spe Lonely Nature IVs: 0 Def / 0 SpA / 0 SpD - Shadow Sneak - Will-O-Wisp - Protect - Baton Pass

Lucario named #auglivesmatter

beheeyem called redditspacing

Shitlord


Microaggressions

This team looks fun

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Epic, I was locked
Just
Simply
Epic

YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT SPREADING FILTHY GO- I MEAN TROLL

spreading lies by the way

i knew ps mods are continuously powertripping, but i didn't realize it was that bad, holy shit

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control+w with cyrillic letters is autobanned, fug

fuck mods

[17:28] %qsxs^♥^qsxs: I don't care why you would or wouldn't. But you do not get to tell people to use Ctrl-w during battles
[17:28] %qsxs^♥^qsxs: Which is why that rules is in place.
[17:29] ‽FourBallsGappy: Dude I didn't tell anyone to ctrlw
[17:29] %qsxs^♥^qsxs: The fact that you mentioned it in that context, implies that you did.
[17:29] %qsxs^♥^qsxs: End of story.
[17:29] %qsxs^♥^qsxs: Don't do it again.

newchap

[17:36] %qsxs^♥^qsxs: It makes no difference. You broke the rule.
[17:36] ‽FourBallsGappy: Which rule
[17:36] %qsxs^♥^qsxs: You're not allowed to mention Ctrl-w during a battle.
[17:37] ‽FourBallsGappy: Which rule is that
[17:37] %qsxs^♥^qsxs: I've already explained why it isn't in the rules page.


UNSPOKEN RULE

I AM THE CHAMP NOW

the edgiest mon you can think of called POWERTRIPPING FAGMOD

you broke the rule of breathing, duh

Ampharos @ Ampharosite Ability: Static EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD Calm Nature IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def - Volt Switch - Hidden Power [Ice] - Rest - Sleep Talk
here's your standard-issue mega

Fuck you guys are too fast. I need to shower.
Slow down with your memes. Goddamn.

Use your least favorite pokemon.
Make it viable

HELL 2 U (Mantine) @ Charti Berry
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 64 Def / 192 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ice Beam
- Scald
- Protect
- Rain Dance

[17:47] %qsxs^♥^qsxs: I didn't know what ctrl-w was until a literally a week ago? Anyone could have easily tricked me with it. And some browsers don't show you the notification apparently.
[17:48] %qsxs^♥^qsxs: Once again, if you'd like to file an appeal because you think you've been unfairly locked, i can send you the link.
[17:49] %qsxs^♥^qsxs: It doesn't matter, it's the principal.

FUNTREE-Alola (Tropius) @ Starf Berry Ability: Harvest EVs: 244 HP / 156 Def / 108 SpD Careful Nature - Fly - Substitute - Protect - Roost

ONE SLOT LEFT
RE-REQUESTS ARE OPEN
HOW BAD YOU WANT IT HUH

dugtrio

Dugtrio @ Focus Sash Ability: Arena Trap EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature IVs: 21 HP - Earthquake - Stealth Rock - Substitute - Reversal

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Even I don't know what's going to happen.

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What's a chost?

The CHOST variable tells the compiler which platform code should be build for. Unlike the CFLAGS variable, which is used for the optimizations, the CHOST variable is fixed and cannot be changed easily.

The profile provides the default CHOST values, but it can be changed in the /etc/portage/make.conf file.

The variable is a dash-separated tuple in the form of ARCH-VENDOR-OS-LIBC:
Values Descriptions
ARCH Specifies the CPU architecture.
VENDOR Specifies the hardware platform or vendor.
OS Specifies the operating system.
LIBC Specifies the C library to use.

Only ARCH is strictly required in all cases, but - for Linux machines at least - it is good practice to specify all four fields. The LIBC field is not supported for Gentoo/FreeBSD, so for these machines it must always be omitted.

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THE NUGGERS CAN'T BE STUTTERED
THE NOGGERS CAN'T BE BOTHERED
NUGTRIO IS THE HERO

OP's image offends me, delete it.

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Rule #1:
Don't ask questions you might not like the answer to.

For example:
What the fuck was that opposing team?

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BROTHERRR

I have slain my shadow; the false self.

NEW CHAMPION

me

give memes

Own Tempo Smeargle with Spore/Dark Void, Forest's Curse, Soak, and Entrainment named "Become Ludicolo"
If you can make something into Ludicolo, then you can replace it with a mon of your choice.

I was about to give you something really good, but since you want memes you get a final gambit only mon.

Wait, since when did we stop to call every mon a meme?

Have a choiced mon with magic coat or encore or magic room + 3 moves, because you just got memed

Last champ had a horrible shitmon bootleg of an excellent mon; Funtree.
Whoever the fuck suggested FUNTREE-Alola should go drown in a lake and die.

You, though? You seem alright.
You can have the one, the only…

FunTree (Trevenant) @ Starf Berry Ability: Harvest EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD Careful Nature - Phantom Force - Protect - Substitute - Rest

Ebolachan (Gardevour) @ Megastone
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 4 DEF / 252 SPD
Timid
- Toxic
- Will-o-Wisp
- Thunder Wave
- Heal Pulse

something with a two stage move, the herb that makes it into a one stage move, and recycle.

Don't tell me storm tards are so stupid thing thing genetic diversity can be told by eye color.
As far as racial diversity goes whites are very homogeneous. African Blacks are literally more genetically diverse than every other race combined.
Pigment barely means a thing.

triggered

it's a joke image

HERE WE GO

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AYO HOL UP

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NEW TEAM

Assault Vest Regice
or
Sunny Day Arcanine

Punchy the Dino (Tyranitar) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 180 HP / 252 Atk / 76 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Power-Up Punch
- Thunder Punch
- Ice Punch
- Fire Punch

Oy vey (Probopass) @ Berry Juice
Ability: Sturdy
Level: 2
EVs: 196 HP
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Pain Split
- Endure
- Toxic
- Stealth Rock

3 SLOTS LEFT

Open up re-requests if you're such a god.

A pokemon who looks really angry named MAD AT WINNING

A mon with thick fat

A pokemon you'd like to _hug

A donnel of any dragon with 3 stages

How about we combine these two since you're #7 and let champ use an angry donnel dragon?

wew

ROUND 2

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THICC

New Chimp responding
Suicide Squad theme team. Every Mon with Explode/SD.

How the fuck did we manage to capture a whole train of smogons biggest autists and why does this always happen when i'm chimping? ;_;

NEW CHAMP

「DARUDE」 (Steelix) (M) @ Steelixite Ability: Sturdy Shiny: Yes EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Brave Nature - Sandstorm - Heavy Slam - Earthquake - Stone EdgeFuck your theme.

I got here before posted

Need 5 More.

Gengar @ Normal Gem
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4HP/ 252 Atk/ 252 Spe
- Mean Look
- Perish Song
- Protect/Substitute
- Explosion

Step 1 - Mean Look
Step 2 - Perish Song
Step 3 - Protect/Substitute
Step 4 - Explode on the last turn of Perish Song

Successfully KOing a pokemon doing the above condition will allow you to have a free pick in place of this Gengar

slappy-mega (Blissey) @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Rest
- Block
- Mud-Slap
- Metronome

Allahu Lickbar (Lickilicky) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Endure
- Explosion
- Knock Off
- Counter

An autistic mon named FezoaStaler with the most shitty set you can come up with

actually, give it serene grace

SHEERHEARTATTACK (Magneton) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Lock-On
-
-

...

Attack Missed (Garchomp) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Hone Claws
- Dragon Rush
- Iron Tail
- Stone Edge

Getting Ready

who cares we're all chimps here

Allahu


Akbars

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I get to get a cup of water… but onward

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going to take a piss, if someone says chimp before I'm back, you're it.

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new chimp wanted

me chimp
giff metronome-mons

Here's a weird shitty meme that will never work that has metronome.

Bootleg Boom (Alakazam) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Recycle
- Metronome
- Recover
- Snatch

d-do I have to snatch a block?

...

Mega Banette with Metronome.

Jirachi with metro, cosmic power, and at least one damage-dealing status inflicting attack.

Mx. Wuu (Machamp-Male) @ Leppa Berry
No Guard
252 ATK / 252 HP / 4 DEF
Adamant
Bullet Punch
Knock off
Dynamic Punch
Metronome

there's something wrong with your shit

Boom Boom v2

Resuggesting a new fun meme that doesn't have metronome
DESIGNATED EGG (Blissey) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Happiness: 202
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Mud Bomb
- Block
- Charge Beam
- Rest

best dragon so floofy

EVIL BOOM BOOM (Gengar) (F) @ Leppa Berry Ability: Levitate Shiny: Yes EVs: 248 HP / 84 SpD / 176 SpeTimid Nature- Metronome - Hypnosis - Rest- Sleep Talk

CHAMP WHERE?

here i am

Is this new champ?
If yes, free pick, in honor of saving us from this hell.

hoo no.
but ye' me chimp

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Dependable fish (Sharpedo) (M) @ Sharpedonite
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Destiny Bond
- Crunch
- Protect
- Substitute

there's always 1 faggot

here let me help: >>>/suicide/

90's kid (Dragonite) (M) @ Leftovers Ability: Multiscale EVs: 248 HP / 228 SpA / 32 Spe Modest Nature - Fire Blast - Thunder - Blizzard - Hyper Beam

item

Blame whoever put the set in pastebin.

Resugging~
Struggle Snuggle (Umbreon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Mean Look
- Taunt
- Torment
- Mud-Slap

uh use a squid
do we have a champ? I don't know, I want to see squids

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gold and silver came out in 99 poser

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but thats a gen 1 set kikeberg

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new dea,m

This is my house (Wailord) @ Grip Claw
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Soak
- Whirlpool
- Clear Smog
- Rest

soak into whirlpool to catch those tricky ghosts

Non-mega diancie.

Robin Hood (Smeargle) @ Focus SashAbility: Own TempoEVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 SpeJolly Nature- Heart Swap- Spore/Protect- Baton Pass- (free choice)

Torterrible (Torterra) @ Focus Band
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rock Polish
- Stone Edge
- Wood Hammer
- Earthquake

I dunno about the item, so change it if needed.

Poliwrath

Focus Band only has a 10% chance of keeping the holder alive at 1 HP if a move would otherwise KO it, but the difference between that and Focus Sash is that the holder of Band can be at any health including 1 HP. (If you somehow get lucky with RNG you could even survive multi-hit moves with only 1 HP the whole time.)

one more
resuggs bls

infernjape (Infernape) @ Leftovers
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Impish Nature
- Slack Off
- Bulk Up
- Calm Mind
- Assist

odds of surviving a cloyster with focus sash = 0%
odds of surviving a cloyster with focus band = 0.001%

literally infinitely better

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well japed
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terbest

Did the servers just shit themselves?

FUG

yes

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🄱 🅁 🄰 🅅 🄾 🅉 🄰 🅁 🄴 🄻

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Hmm.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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new flip

I'll chimp for you, showderp.

I promise I'll be fucking awful

Use a pokemon you'd be best friends with____

Oh and it's gotta be shiny.

use whatever pokemon you think this guy would be best friends with. It can't be shiny

Oy vey

A mon with flame body

A mon with Ice Body to spite >>10522110

stop trying to trick me donarudo-kun

Ice Body IS an ability though

Fire body was a typo, I deleted post and fixed it.

I know, I'm gonna billy you for it :^)

One more you fuccbois

a metronome memer

3 2 1

LET'S MEME

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that was some memery

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Welp, I'm done for now.

New Chimp

I WANT POWER
RAW POWER
GIVE ME ENOUGH TO DESTROY THOSE SM*GONFAGS

Have Oy Vey again. I like our resident jew.

The edgiest shiny you can think of. Name it Haze Stratos. Give it Double-Edge, Stone Edge, and two moves that involves slashing, cutting, swords, or what have you.

CHESFUCKMYSHITUP (Chesnaught) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Bulletproof
EVs: 12 HP / 244 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Belly Drum
- Substitute
- Drain Punch
- Seed Bomb

The Pokemon you want to fug the most.

but you have to make it male

a mon with skill swap

╭━━━╮╱╱╭╮╭╮╱╱╭╮
┃╭━━╯╱╱┃┃┃┃╱╱┃┃
┃╰━━┳╮╭┫┃┃┃╭━╯┣━━┳━┳━━╮
┃╭━━┫┃┃┃┃┃┃┃╭╮┃┃━┫╭┫╭╮┃
┃┃╱╱┃╰╯┃╰┫╰┫╰╯┃┃━┫┃┃╰╯┃
╰╯╱╱╰━━┻━┻━┻━━┻━━┻╯┃╭━╯
╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱┃┃
╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╰╯

this isn't a mon

A meleotta with echoed voice and a Metronome (the item).

i know

how

A mon with pure power

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where the he*k did everyone go

...

what

see all you guys in a week I guess

dont hacc haha lol

want me to message a mod and be like yo Pm such and such?

Is it hard to play showdown on your phone?

Can't chat and watch game at the same time, laggy as shit, causes relatively modern phones to get really fucking hot, and burns through your battery

I think marathon man uses a phone, that's probably was he sucks hot shit

i wouldn't mind chimpin just lemme eat dinner first i'll be back on in like half an hour

chimp and eat food, friend

Sounds good

Alright family I'm happy to champ for a bit

Give me a teemu in 30 mins or I'm off to play nocturne

Shiftry

A Pokemon that is fire and flying with gale wings. It can't be talon flame

Name it, LikeFatherLikeSon

A mon with a mega stone, and a move that effects the weather

Call it, I HQVE THE POWER

A macargo with a balloon

I would suggest to make it a shell smasher
CALL IT, Not Viable Pussy

a metronome memer

A warturtle

Free pick named nocturne
Now if your team takes more than 30 minutes, you can still use it because you're technically playing nocturne.

the audacity on this shitter
fuck off and kill yourself

PKMN death edition (Meganium) @ Leftovers
Ability: Overgrow
EVs: 232 HP / 252 Def / 24 SpD
Impish Nature
- Bullet Seed
- Swords Dance
- Leech Seed
- Synthesis

I didn't want to lose the champ to a better game

if you truly love your chimp
you let him go

if chimp wants to leave, we shouldn't try to make him stay

I love my champ, but ain't waiting for thirty minutes for a new champ.

Pic related, it's cp

magikarp. if he gets a kill, he becomes a free pick

one more faggets

oh right we good

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ok my friends

I called a crit here but I forgot I was zareled
peace

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yeah new champ

i'll champ. give me your poor, and your broken. Your Hungry, and your tired.

GIVE ME YOUR MEMES

Zoroark

Not Zoroark! (Anything Not Zoroark) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Dark Pulse
- Focus Blast
- Trick
- Sludge Bomb / Flamethrower / Grass Knot

Nigger only Zoroark has illusion. That and Zorua.

woops, remove illusion of course
(I copied that directly from the smogon page if you were wondering ,' V} )

I'm gonna have to ask you refine that meme. It's in need of some work.

Just use one from the pastebin, it's pretty eric.

Not Zoroark! (Gengar) (F) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Trick
- Focus Blast
- Dark Pulse
- Sludge Bomb

is what i got

aside from illusion it's perfectly valid, there are 4 different OU valid mons who can use that set, and 2 of them are very OU viable
Honestly one of the options should be blindingly obvious


you're nearly as bad as smogon fags, full sets used to be discouraged here in favor of suggestions

lazy but I guess you need the crutch

Shedinja

kek (Shroomish) @ Eviolite
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leech Seed
- Substitute
- Flash
- Toxic

Banette? (Banette-Mega) (F) @ Banettite
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Metronome
- Calm Mind
- Pain Split
- Substitute

A blastoise mega.

one more nigger meme

mega slot taken. Just blastoise?

champ
you can have two megas

but i mean i have to CHOOSE. i hate choosing ;_;

No, make it into the brown genie with moves sword dance and explosion, do what ever else but it can only have those two moves.

Call it, risky genie

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GRAPE APE (Zoroark) @ Red Card
Ability: Illusion
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Thief
- Hone Claws
- Trick
- Fling

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If you want it to take a hit, you gotta make it balker.

this has to be intentional

...

you weren't kidding ledybanned

Not sure if i did good today

...

this one made me chuckle I'll admit

is that you scotteh

kys fam

NEW TEAM

Ebin Cade

Rotom-H named scotteh

fell stinger beedrill

meowstic

hi

Kyurem-Beedrill

PKMN death edition (Meganium) @ Leftovers
Ability: Overgrow
EVs: 232 HP / 252 Def / 24 SpD
Impish Nature
- Bullet Seed
- Swords Dance
- Leech Seed
- Synthesis

ok nvm use golduck

If you gonna hotpocket, at least do it in our favor.

hotpockets are here
time for g-rated humor

Will i get banned on 8ch if I talk about crogre?

...

stupid fucking shitty little niggerpockets are here everyone hide

Nice trips. But I don't get it.

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No idea what Kyruem-Beedril is, so i just made something up. if it's a set, it's not in pastebin

boshean forfeited.
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NEW CHAMP

Wew laddies, this shit is really going down the drain

We're past bumplock and these aren't the best hours typically.

I mean, with the mods. They are known for powertripping but this is simply retarded, and people here aren't helping to calm their autism

Oh, yeah. I mean, most of the chimps here don't realize that trolling is a art, and telling people to CTRL+W is tired,. and calling the mods fags is about as kindergarten level trolling as possible.

the new epic meme is tricking people into saying control+w so they get locked

really? no new champs since i left? fuck it i'll chimp.

give me memes and dreams

A free pick that knows dream eater.

Golurk @ Leftovers
Ability: Iron Fist
- Curse
- Drain Punch
- Protect
- Block

Bedshit-unbound (Alakazam-Mega) @ Alakazite
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 236 HP / 252 Def / 20 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Barrier
- Future Sight
- Recover
- Calm Mind

you can swap out block for something else if you want to

Vespiquen @ Leftovers Ability: Pressure EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Roost - Infestation - Defend Order - Confuse Ray

Fuck Your Priority (Any mon that learns Quick Guard) @ An item of your choiceAbility: An ability of your choiceEVs: EVs of your choiceA nature of your choice- Quick Guard- A move of your choice- A move of your choice- A move of your choice

i hate tehse

why?

quick guard in singles is stupid enough as it is, but the format is boring

ah. well its just a mon with one less move in the end.

one more meme

resuggs open

Cheap Trick

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off to a good start

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okay took me a sec to get my groove

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damn, did some poor choices there.

gotta love when they forfeit after one turn

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MORE FORFEITS. CLIMBING THE LADDER SLOWLY

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-425642690 last link fucked up. THIS IS NEW BATTLE

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I WANNA PLAY THE GAME

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I SUCK AT THE GAME, I WANNA GO BACK

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NEW CHAMP since no one is even watching me.

I am the champ.

You hate this thing (Rotom-Fan) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Charge Beam
- Hex
- Thunder Wave
- Trick

PKMN death edition (Meganium) @ Leftovers
Ability: Overgrow
EVs: 232 HP / 252 Def / 24 SpD
Impish Nature
- Bullet Seed
- Swords Dance
- Leech Seed
- Synthesis

insert dick (Victreebel) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sunny Day
- Giga Drain
- Acid Spray
- Growth

how's this shitmon

BP Clause (Mew) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 120 HP / 252 Def / 136 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Trick Room
- Swords Dance
- Baton Pass
- Soft-Boiled

Mega Altaria

FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO FILL THE LAST SPOT

Re-requests are open for this final slot.

free pick named 'coolgoy is gay' :^)

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Here we go!

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LT4Y Lorde forfeited.vfgg won the battle!Ladder updating...LT4Y Lorde left.Kekbab: forfeit in 3Kekbab: oh ffsKekbab: i was too slow ;_;

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FUCKED US

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I'm basically pretending I have a team of two Pokemon.

are you knocking my favorite starter

me champ

NEW CHAMP

Bad games. Altaria couldn't carry hard enough.

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PEASANT REGICE (Regice) @ Assault Vest Ability: Clear Body EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD Careful Nature - Headbutt - Facade - Iron Head - Rollout

You were just too braindead to utilize half your moves.

Have a shitmon awesome mon i literally just came up with:

KANGZ KURZ (Cofagrigus) @ Leftovers Ability: Mummy EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD IVs: 0 Atk - Calm Mind - Block - Curse - Rest

So I forgot Meganium had Leech Seed while the whole team was getting fucked in the ass by an Empoleon using Roar. Sue me.

Have an accelegor named Preemptive Chimping

memes now

geodude or gastly

I AM FALLING ASLEEP

SmashPassing is banned in OU right?

something similar to gastly or geodude

'A Pokemon with the move Baton Pass cannot have both a method of boosting its Speed and a method of boosting any other stats.'
Random stat boosts don't count however

just open resugs already

re-suggestions opened one minute from now :^)

Pumpkaboo-Large

blood totem

brb

Shh! Champ is SLEEPING!

Chimp are you awake again yet?

Well it wouldn't be the first time he just decided to leave after getting a team he didn't like.

struggling with capacha edition

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opponent is summoning crits in his bastard tongue

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are you muted chimp

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you guys are missing the low self esteem retard

LET ME WIN A FUCKING GAME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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thanks for the shit talking, guys, you do what I can't

it'll all be over soon

★Manso el Ganso: gg★Manso el Ganso: gg★Manso el Ganso: gg★Manso el Ganso: gg★Manso el Ganso: gg★Manso el Ganso: gg

I DIDN'T KNOW FIGHTING RESISTED DARK
I NEVER SEE A DARK TYPE LIVE

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y

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we did it
we won a game
OR I WOULD HAVE IF ICE PUNCH DIDN'T PROC FREEZE AND THEN MAKE ME LOSE THREE FUCKING TURNS FOR NO REASON

new teamo

DESIGNATED EGG (Blissey) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Happiness: 202
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Mud Bomb
- Block
- Charge Beam
- Rest

Minty Fresh (Zygarde) @ Leftovers
Ability: Aura Break
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Coil
- Substitute
- Earthquake
- Dragon Tail

Dark Wizard (Smeargle) @ Focus SashAbility: Own TempoEVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 SpeTimid Nature- Dark Void- Foul Play- Destiny Bond- Explosion

Have an ancient meme.

i feel with you chimp, zarel really took the win from you

have a selection of some of my finest memes as consolation

Biteosaurus (Tyrantrum) @ Choice Scarf Ability: Strong Jaw EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Fire Fang - Ice Fang - Thunder Fang - Poison Fang

here 4 hazards only tbh (Skarmory) @ Life Orb Ability: Weak Armor EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe Adamant Nature - Swords Dance - Roost - Brave Bird - Iron Head

BALKY FISH SNEK (Gyarados-Mega) @ Gyaradosite Ability: Mold Breaker EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Dragon Dance - Crunch - Waterfall - Rest

BALKY WATER ZARD (Feraligatr) @ Mystic Water Ability: Torrent EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Aqua Jet - Ice Punch - Waterfall - Swords Dance

pick one, of course :^)

Any meme you've posted in this thread.

you killed me man
you fucking killed me

one more

SO BRAVE ;_;7 (Talonflame) @ Choice Band Ability: Gale Wings EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def Adamant Nature - Brave Bird - Brave Bird - Brave Bird - Brave Bird

test your memes, shitkid

- Zygarde is only obtainable via event - it needs to match one of its events.

lets start winning
maybe?

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I like these odds

Damn they're that specific about shinies?

If it can't be done in the games, it can't be done on Showdown. The same goes for pretty much any simulator, regardless of whether it's for Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever the fuck. Maximum fidelity is important.

Plus in some cases, forcing the mon to be Shiny is important. A non-shiny Entei tips you off that it doesn't have Sacred Fire (or Extreme Speed or whatever the fuck the Shiny-only move is), for example.

Basically you should just send about 50 letters to Gamefreak demanding that they hand out shiny Zygarde already.

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TWO WINS
WIN STREAK NOW

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leech seed and toxic having 90% accuracy triggers me tbh

I broke opponent and all 12 mons survived

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whoever gave this blissey 0 defense evs should consider suicide

★Welcome2space: how does brave bird outspeed aqua jet?
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How can these people not know about Gale Wings?

NO
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MISS

seeing that 3x bullet punch at me and miss
what a rush

I am the greed machine

HE HAD ROOST YOU FUCKING RETARD
HE USED IT LIKE 8 TIMES
HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID
HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID
WHY DO YOU THINK I WENT FIRST

the roost turn would've been a free boost, and then just kill next turn with crunch if he misses his billy punch :^)

SEEDS WOULDN'T KILL, THEN
DO YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THE SEEDS WOULDN'T HAVE KILLED? I WON THE GAME
I WON
THE
FUCKING
GAME

also, new game
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really

chill the fuck out you sperg, i didn't even mention seeds

i explicitly wrote that you would've killed with crunch

He probably had Technician.

>not boosting and letting seeds kill

whoever gave this blissey hp evs over def evs, I'll find you and rape you

i didn't write the seed shit ffs

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1200 when?

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Any ideas for the closest poke to a gnome? Needs to be short and have the ability to annoy the fuck out of opps. Bonus points if it has a cone-shaped head we can count as a hat.

Can we try Gen-NEXT OU? It was that crazy format zarel made.

lets do doubles

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tch,,, what a waste,,,

My odds of killing this bunny and coming out alive are 100%

that's all,,, kids,,,

new sperglord

I'll chimp if we can get a new bread

new bread