Come play wurm online with us friends, niggotry and stat gains await you, in this grinding fuckfest that we can't stop playing.
>The fuck is this?
Wurm online, made by the 70 year old, master mouth fart champion, and original gangster Rolf. Explore a multitude of maps, fuck up hoards of monsters, shit in designated shitting streets, and evade getting slapped by admins when fucking with the local spergs. Wurm online is the original sandbox mmo game, with over 10 years of content, running on the fabulously java coded and Rolf™ approved engine, experience the wonders of breaking your legs while trying to run down mountains, or start to lag as autism forts come into render distance.
It's also incredibly cozy, digging in the mines for hours at a time with a steady water drip and dust falling from the ceiling, or being on the ocean in your little shit hut, roasty toasty next to your fire while rain pours down just outside.
>Doesn't this cost shekels?
It does, if you're a good goy, but if you activate an item and find a settlement token, you can right click and sell the item based on quality, You can make 5 copper an hour doing this, and in 10 hours you'll have half a silver. That means if you play for roughly two weeks, you'll easily have premium time as long as you're persistent. It's slow, but guaranteed to bring money in. That doesn't even include rarity rolls that can give you free rare coins.
You can also try your hand at selling to players, there's a large demand for stone bricks and mortar, a single stone brick at q10 will sell for 10 iron. There's a ton more to explain, but it's too much for a single post.
>Where is everyone?
We've got a few bros spread across some of the maps. If you're brand new, you'll likely want to come to the map Exodus, it's new player friendly with pvp turned off, and niggers won't smash into your house and steal everything while you're offline. Good for learning the game, and it's currently where most of us are, grinding skills.
We also have other bros on the map of Xanadu, this enormous map that takes literal days to travel from one side to the other, at the center of it monsters are so incredibly dense that every other square has another new mob ready to give you the booty infiltrate. We've only got one nigga living there currently that's willing to take new people.
>How do I play?
1. Go to wurmonline.com
2. Run installer, update launcher
3. Turn off chat censor in settings to scream nigger
4. Launch game, play tutorial (it doesn't take too long)
5. Pick freedom portal, spawn at map of your choice, again, most of us are on exodus
6. Type /tell in local chat to ask for an invite
For people to ask, message Gobab, Gringal, or Chocobro. If none of us are on, feel free to ask here; unless it's the dead of night at least someone will be on. Currently there's about 10 of us that play every day, but maybe 10 more that play less often.
Hope to see you soon, good luck and may Rolf smile upon you.
