Lol what?

He stopped being popular after the 90s.

You're not missing anything, he's famous for being in shitty karate movies

He's like the neil breen/tommy wiseau of martial arts films. So yes.

I haven't seen The Room yet either for some reason.

He was in south park.

Just like How Ghostbusters was fighting the Patriarchy by existing? That marketing was everywhere, how'd that do?

Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.

It's more like hes from a different age of action films, like Van Damme. Theyre both B-List actors, or working actors everyone knows about because everyone watched them growing up but none of their stuff was in theatres. Like Hard Target and blood sport.

What the fuck?

I don't respect Steven Segal's advice on much, though he's pretty based on gun politics.

But the fuck does that odd-looking motherfucker know 'bout boats?

WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY DENNY

It wasn't until the second paragraph that I realised it wasn't saying world of warcraft.

Guess we'll find out.

I'd say he knows fuckall but hey, surprise me Steven

I sometimes get Sylvester Stallone and Steven Seagal mixed up.

He's right, it's a PR stunt, and you're a retard if ou can't see it.

I'm always amazed at the morons that think merely talking about a product, and especially about how shit it is is "free" marketing.

It's like the idiots don't realize that pointing out how broken and buggy a game is not going to help sales, and will actually damage them.

They need to fire their head of marketing.

Haha, me too.

If Under Siege is anything to go by, he knows his way around a caboose.

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so what, its kind of amusing

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Above the Law is a good martial-arts movie.

Paladins rock.

Why get a naval or history expert when you can get an actor that played a seal once?

Under Siege is decent if you like 90s action movies.

And? If they actually got a naval adviser and listened to him I might consider trying it but a washed up actor isn't going to sell me on this.

he's been fat for the past 15 years

Thanks m8.

fucking craigslist

This guy… biggest bullshiter to ever live

archive.is/5qgV7

Big mouth no actions Seagal.

Hard to Kill is pretty good of the batch of movies he did that were all that movie basically.

Wargayming, trash that is not even worth mentioning.

That was what wargayming was always doing, instead of making the game better they'd do PR and cheap marketing. Now stp with b8-tier posts. Ofc you won't with me telling you to do so you'll double your effort
doublepost~

In other news, Josh has finally been fed to the pigs
archive.is/AmR97

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I didnt know steven Seagal fought in the Navy

He didn't

He worked as the cook

eh, still got more knowledge than the devs about the sea, i guess

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Besides serving en every law enforcement department, Steven Seagal fought in every war since WWI, anons. Specially in naval encounters.

Why so many people hate Steven Seagal

Jealousy.

What the fuck 2016 is the best fucking year.

He put his penis in Kelly LeBrock 25 years ago. Never forget…

youtube.com/watch?v=SNlYEhEBW20
the good part is around 2:12

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how do you scroll faggot?

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With the index finger ya mutant

I saw boobies for a brief second, this would never get a pass as a teen movie today. Gotta love the 80s.

Some good MadTV skits

What was the movie where Seagal was put into a coma or something, woke up and had to pull his muscles out of atrophy using some chinese medicine and then looked at some senator and went "I'll take you to the bank…THE BLOOD BANK"?

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those tits were nice

At some point I want to watch the whole thing.

kung fu is my favorite

What are you gonna do about it, chinaman?

the point he was making is that the middle finger is in the way. improper mouse usage indicates low iq.