PUNISHED JEFF EDITION
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PUNISHED JEFF EDITION
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Forgot Priors
Thread 1
Thread 2
Can we get a thread theme?
so close
DEAD SPICS AND DROWNED NIGGERS WILL COME TO YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY
NONWHITES GOT YE GONE
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Good multi-stream until JEFF comes back
Again, why is this storm missing the western libshit areas of texas where the kebabs are? A (((coincidence))) perhaps? I still can't understand how (((they))) would manipulate the weather.
New stream in Rockport; these guys are driving. Unfortunately it is on Facebook, but no account is needed.
The wall's getting a moat.
Man, I was ready to shoot looters and everything. Fresh batteries in my flashlight with candles ready to burn. It's not even drizzling where I am. Lamest Hurricane ever.
NONWHITES GOT YE GONE
thread theme
There is still time user. Harvey has just arrived, he still has plenty more time to spread his wetness all over the State.
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Fucking cuckchan.
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NONWHITES GOT YE GONE
10/10
NONWHITES GOT YE GONE
Reminder that this is the first major hurricane to make landfall in the USA since 2005.
Tell glowbull warming hoaxsters to shove it up their 'hole.
How do these fuckheads not gas up before the storm?
one can only hope
Bless you Harvey-chan
Maybe they haven't been hit yet?
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You answered your own question: they're fuckheads.
GIMME THE SPIC DEATH TALLIES, JERRY
user, I…
Man, what happened to the weather channel? Have it on on the TV to get more sources, and the "HD" channel is STILL 16:9 squashed to 4:3, what a fuckup.
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NONWHITES GET YE GONE
Humberto
Dolly
Gustav
Ike
Irene
Isaac
SANDY
Arthur
Hermine
Matthew
Get rekt you fucking moron
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JEFF IS BACK
ALPHA AS FUCK
chekin Hitler dubs
HE'S BACK
Link it faggot.
None of those made landfall as a major hurricane you fucking idiot.
link?
Jeff is still a madman.
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JEFF IS BACK
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Adding the "white" makes me think shes not white
Insult rescinded.
Spirit of dead slaves coming back.
Oh man, this is gonna get crazy.
JEFF IS LOOKING FOR LOOTERS AT WALMART
O SHIT
Also note that she's not married to user yet. Guaranteed nonwhite degenerate(s)
I love King Crimson!!
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NONWHITES GOT YE GONE
JEFF we need a modern Johnny Appleseed. Plz walk the the southern borders sowing seeds of The Wall.
Seagull's in the EYE
We have a happening and you two are trying to D&C?
Wasn't here for previous threads, who's Jeff?
Translated: Drinking grape soda with his pregnant nigger mother
Madman Chasing the Hurricane
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WINDS A-COMIN
NONWHITES GOT YE GONE
just tuning in, is there something exciting that happened that got him 22k viewers?
WE ARNT EVEN HALF WAY THROUGH THIS YET.
PART 2 has WIND + STORM SURGE
fuck off, faggot
JEFF ANONMOM FUCKER BALLS OF TITANIUM-STEEL ALLOY STORMFUCKER
The madman who was streaming the hurricane standing outside his car while street signs, bricks, and metal sheet flew past him and buildings were uprooted and collapsed over his head
he had 65K viewers before
Jeff is now our immortal lord and savior from beaners
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He's been right in the middle of the storm. The last building he was in collapsed around him. He's the only one in the thick of things truly.
You show some reverence when a god's name passes your lips, you little shit.
Also the horrible smell of a building falling apart around him topwewwwwww
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Refresh.
So…the water rises?
Lotta butthurt non-whites here. Go outside, and run to that storm, nigger.
Harvey-chan, you don't need to say a word. I just want you to know you can blow me down anytime
Sitting on the east side of a (((walmart))) sounds like a terrible idea. All the sheet metal on the top is going to be peeled like an orange once the other side of the eye wall hits.
It's a big storm.
SAVE THE KITTY CAT, JEFF
There's a kitty cat in the eye! Save the cat, Jeff!
kitty kat gonna get rekt
That and all the spics and niggers are going to start looting.
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This was after refreshing. Ended up being he just pointed the camera at the floor or something.
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wew
uuuu
JEFF LAUGHS IN HARVEYS NIGGERCANE FACE
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I expect thousands in the wreckage.
Oh shid
this walmart idea is a bad idea.
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Dubs don't stop do they?
gtfo now Jeff!
Check em
Not if Jeff gets there first faggot
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You got 20 mins to escape walmart,
JEFF PLS FIND A SPOT ALREADY! user's mom is worried.
This isn't the time to be concerned about shekels, Jeff.
Indeed
Daily reminder that niggercane harvey still can't read
I bet Simon came up with that spic-brained idea.
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He really is a great man.
Goddamit the numbers don't stop
Post id last two is 23
22:59:59
Kek returns 23rd
I just noticed
Guarantee a mexican, nigger, or chink would share his sentiment
White men with white wives and white children must live. No matter what.
they can count too cat 4
[Anticipation Intensifies]
I dont think the truck driver will make it.
I hope so
he sounded a little simple
I wager Jeff likes being in that big wet hole.
If jeff didn't help him out he would have died. He was parked in a way that he was going to get hit with 120mph winds right to his side.
when will jeff die? are we placing bets? there a strawpoll yet?
That's not a nice way to talk about your mother user
JEFF?
stream ded?
Fuck.
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Everyone post their comfy Load out.
Jeff will not die, he's immortal.
heiled
IMMORTAN JEFF DOESNT DIE
"Sparkling white wine", chai tea, Perrier, and tinned fish. Might grab a blanket in a bit.
MEME RESPONSIBLY NEWFAG
Blanket , comforter , pillow , ice water
Any Reports of Looting ?
Comfy rating: -9.6/10
I'm ready for Jeff to be ready for this hurricane!
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Last few seconds of the stream:
It's bad, It's um, really bad
End stream.
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Spoopier
Last digits
1+2+3=6 your last digit user
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NONWHITES GOT YE GONE
Comfy mein dude
The eternal german
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Years from now, of cardiac arrest while fucking user's mom.
What a time to be alive.
That sounds brilliant
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Getting comfy for Jeff to avoid the Hurricane Harvey Loot crew.
Perrier and vodka is good
Might grab some Trump wineries 2015 Meritage and a wool blanket too
Fuckin'a I did make a gay ass list.
Jeff will not die.
He dead
I may put on my polyester robe since I my AC on. I don't wanna get too warm though.
Trump doesn't drink but has his own winery?
youtube.com
Waiting in gloomtube until JEFF comes back
his sons
It's a tremendous winery , really the best.
Perrier a shit.
I'm retarded.
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IT LOOKS LIKE A TORNADO CAME THROUGH HERE
"I've never had wine but I am an expert on wine"
t. Rump
Coors banquet
shitty $ frozen pizza
comfychair and blanket
I prefer it to San Pellegrino, but whatever you like. I keep both around in case a guest has a preference.
I don't really mind that they artificially carbonate Perrier. I prefer the more aggressive carbonation.
Weather man staying this storm could bounce around this area until Tuesday. Thats how they are getting the 40-50" rain totals.
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Yeah, not like a multi-billionaire couldn't, you know, just hire competent staff to handle the entirety of the development and then just slap his name on it.
You do know most wine tasting is complete bullshit in blind taste testing.
I await his triumphant return from this temporary feed loss
STAY SAFE JEFF
I voted for Trump to be President, not God. Not joining your cult tbh.
We're in the middle of a man fistfighting a fucking hurricane and you dainty fops are arguing about marked up soda water.
I love San Pellegrino, fantastic mild taste
Perrier tastes a bit harsh to me, but it's horses for courses.
It's Eric but TBH the region is not known to product the best wine, too humid and disease prone. The winery is more of a hotel/marriage resort place. I still have two bottles of wine from there, one of which I wont open until the reelection
Perrier doesnt artificially carbonate it water? Its Nestle so it'd surprise me if they didn't. But really, pic related is GOAT spring/sparkling hands down.
I'm sorry to disappoint you poorfag shill but there's this thing called wine tasting where you don't drink it.
I-is he here shitposting with a guys!
Uncultured plebs, pls leave.
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Pillows are uncomfortable especially soft pillows because it doesn't support back
I knew this was fake but i had to check just incase
I've had it but when it comes to mixing my vodka Perrier strawberry is tops. They have the perfect flavor for some reason
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We back with Round 2
JEFF IS BACK
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Stay dry, texanons
t. AZbro
Nah, I said they do indeed artificially carbonate it.
Nestle tries to be tricky about it. They say the capture the water and CO2 separately and then re-add the CO2 to the same level as in the springs. Sounds like BS to me. I still like it though.
Never had GOAT, but I'll try it sometime.
Walmart roof already going to blow off.
The WALMART is split open
SHOOT THE LOOTERS!
I don't think Trump has ever said how severe his no drinking policy is so maybe you're right.
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It's REALLY BAD!
You talk like a fag who's ancestors had to be carried everywhere on gilded palanquins. Your seed is weak and you will not survive the coming storms.
Fund it.
Fuck Arizona
t. Exas
Fuck everything except Greater Independent Texas GIX tbh
t. exas
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OH SHIT GAS LEAKS
EVERYWHERE
TOMORROW IS GONNA BE ROASTY FOR ROCKPORT
Natural Gas Is leaking
GAS LEAKS ALL OVER THE CITY
VERY STRONG IN THE AIR
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"I can smell propane and natural gas all in the air"
Fuck Texas and Arizona
t. Florida
and fuck Florida as well
"It scared me to death"
TFW Texas is burning and drowning at the same time
Thanks Ron, that overboard is really making things better for the site.
Someone call hank hill and tell him he's going to be a busy man.
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Flavored water, homemade popcorn, just chilling in my retro barcalounger, and with tactical headrest and a quilt..
You're welcome goy
Imagine being on fire and drowning at the same time.
Now imagine being Texas
Why do you think we need the wall user?
t. Exas
The best thing about The Mountain Valley Spring Water, bottled fresh at the source in the Quachita Mountains is that it comes in these big beautiful green, thick 750ml glass bottles perfect to cave in some peasants face who's could never appreciate of such a simple concept of quality spritzer water.
We need the wall so once we secede we can build a cheap one on our northern and eastern borders?
Jesus. Is this some kind of magic dual elemental attack of fire and water?
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Your dubs say yes.
THAT'S LOVELY
THAT WILL BE A NICE EXPERIENCE
would that just be steam?
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trump just tweeted about the storm
what the fuck app is Jeff using?
Definitely need one on the east. The darkness looms in La.
JUST CALL IT LIKE IT IS
JEFF KNOWS HE IS UNSAFE
HE LAUGHS AND GOES OUTSIDE AGAIN!
OUTSIDE
REPEAT
WE ARE OUTSIDE
JEFF LAUGHING AT HARVEY!
I don't think a wall will solve your cuckservative problem, user.
Those are gorgeous bottles, simple old fashioned design.
Oh fuck
RIP skylight
THE SKYLIGHT IS FALLING
No Safe Area!!!!
Jesus JEFF
WE'RE GONNA GET HAMMERED
He's a man who is ready to die
HAMMERED
movemovemovemovemovemovemove
FUG FUG FUG
CONFIRMED
SKYLIGHTS
Fuck Status Confirmed
JEEEM!!!
THEY NEED A PARKING GARAGE
JIM
Doubt there is one in Rockport, TX. Not a bustling metropolis to begin with.
Taking Bets.
Is Jeem going to make it through the night?
Is he wearing a red shirt?
Funny that you say that, one of the streamers earlier (maybe this one) said parking garages have some problem in hurricanes
Jeff will sacrifice Jim to the Hurricane Gods in order to survive.
GEM seems like the kind of guy who doesn't make it.
Jim
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damnit jim he's a storm chaser not a magician
Jeff's massive testicles are going to deflect any debris that moves towards them. Jim's survival is based entirely on whether he's standing on the right side.
Rockport is a town full of timeshares. There are no parking garages and most of the homes are built on stilts.
What a gentleman
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NONWHITES GOT YE GONE
ABSOLUTELY ALFALFA!
is it down for anyone else?
Not loading for me
BUMP
Yeah I just looked at a map, there's no where to hide.
Choppy
lagged for me
Yep
Jeff will prevail.
Stream down
nothing on YouTube he got a stream or something?
Fuck…
Their shelter position may be blocking their signal. I'm surprised they even have any signal and absolutely any cell towers survived that shit storm they just went through.
Its ochre
It's a joke, On jeff's stream there is a guy named jim
Its a joke user
Jeff's gone again.
That's kind of nifty
Thanks m8's I've gotten to comfy for this shit, jeff's stream has been in and out and now it seems down…
The local high school may have a auto shop to hide the cars in.
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I heard the local high school collapsed
Craving that stream jeff
Yea thats what Jeff was saying.
Holy shit.
what are they sliding?
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Jokes on them, if they hadn't done that I'd be fixated on this thread all night. Now I'm curious as to what the fuck is going on.
lol, /salt-left/ must have been butthurt by the raid the other day.
Just using the opportunity to memory hole any previous discussions. A flushing, so to speak. Remember the Alamo?
Trump pardoned that Sheriff 3 hours ago
If you look @ you can see that almost all the posts in Holla Forums this evening have been in the Jeff threads.
Holla Forums can count! Well done lads and to think the floods haven't even started
Huracan is /ourdeity/ now?
How bad is rockport getting slammed anons?
It will only be known as a fictional city in a Black Box racing game from 2005.
So a pardon, subpoena, and a hurricane the info is already out. They'll have to try harder
But they will soon.
HOPE YOU CAN SWIM LADS
Its strait #REKT.
Rockport is a total loss.
Already sticky'd though
Trump did that right before landfall on purpose, remember how he didn't do it in Arizona but said he would? He is literally trying to not cause problems with that and did it now because news is fixated on the hurricane.
It won't be pretty. If you were watching the Jeff stream earlier- cinder-fucking-block walls were starting to buckle. Whoever stayed is probably not doing good right now. It just went through a frikken hour long tornado- and now it is getting it from the other direction.
And I understand an argument for "he should try to cause problems" but it's pretty clear he isnt trying to
Just sitting and spinning
Talking about rockport now.
Only a portion of Rockport's Highschool collapsed
They're assmad over:
Transfags getting shoah'd out of the military.
Sheriff Arapaio pardon
DACA possibly being shitcanned
and that evil bigot Drumpf made these moves during this tragic, heartbreaking hurricane. They have been anally ravaged again and never saw it coming.
Are there any decent streams still up of what's going on?
Are any anons in the area to go help Jeff?
Fulton Fire department gone.
see
Fuck pieces of the fucking firedepartment blowing off?
youtube.com
Decent aggregator.
Dont forget noko playing bottle rockets again.
I would argue hard to tell, during "130 mph winds" another stormchaser walked out there with a helmet and wasn't walking like 130mph winds (if you can even walk in that I don't think so). This streamer has been talking at max adrenaline levels for many hours since before this was anything. I think there is a degree of hype going on. I do not know the truth though
Don't get user's killed
user's mom will help him later
FIRE
9-12 feet. Holy shit
The fuck you expect us to do, start air-bending or something?
Sauce
Wew
(fugged)
for
Agreed with the adrenaline but did you see that suit? That town is fucked. That was round 1. Now 2. Then days of rain.
almost as bad as yur mom got slammed by that asian he/she the other night…
abc news nightline has been streaming
shmucks who stuck around… one mexican lady was top kek
He's an older man, surely there's an able bodied man nearby
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Saying this, I fully expect homes on stilts on the coast to be fucked tomorrow and handpicked images of damage elsewhere to look impressive.
Still waiting for reasons for Houston to shut down early today, we will see
Jeff pls tweet
youtube.com
Newscasters showed a downed powerline going ablaze
Corpus just lost power. 155K without electricity. Sorry bros, was nice shitposting with you. See you next week maybe
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I know somebody that lost a place in crystal beach from Ike, they did not get insurance and the government took their land which is actually ocean now. But I'm waiting to see if this is more hype than not, on the fence right now
That's what you get for shitposting, faggot.
Katy here, stay safe user.
Life tip: Pay attention to when gets are coming up, and then think about the shit you post before you post it during those times.
West houston here brother, our time of reckoning will come soon
10 people hurt in rockport
BRING THE BLOODSHED! CATEGORY FIVE NOW!
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Northwest over here, Situation Nominal.
I'm far too comfy to help him now.
Called 12 dead earlier and even thought that could be too much
Im dying. Have this iddy biddy baby.
NONWHITES GOT YE GONE
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Hurricanes need the eye to be over warm water to grow in strength. Eye's over land so it will basically lose power user.
Five days of destruction.
Those stupid fucking thots need to vacuum. Worthless whores, then your feet wouldn't be so dirty. Jesus Christ.
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Itty bitty boat
I see you are a patrician man with patrician tastes like myself.
In case of having to be outside during a chimping or whatever the fallout from this is, carry a visible eight of diamonds card. I'd love to shitpost irl with some anons.
Y'all are about to get your asses pounded. No trees, flat prairie etc…
Us in Montgomery county have hills and a pine tree army to block some wind.
NONWHITES GOT YE GONE
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JEFF IS BACK LIVE
Is that jeffs stream showing the fire?
Linkkkkk
Not so much worried about the wind, it is the rain. So far the models haven't been that far off and when someone pisses on the sidewalk half the fucking city floods. Hope the Addicks Dam holds it will
what the fuck?!
T W I N K I E H O U S E
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Not current.
Western Montgomery here. That actually might make the effects of wind worse. The wind's velocity might be broken, so buildings won't fall apart, but the trees increase the chance of power outages and blocked roads. Combine this with flooding, and we might be out of power for several days.
old stream is old on Trumpet news desu
don't you lie to me you little shit
Dumb fucking Jew. Those were all minor as fuck and most didn't even make landfall. Sandy was weak as fuck too, the NY kikes were just ill prepared.
I just got an idea.
SATAN CONFIRMS HIS DEATH
Damn Satan
Sorry have my rarest pepe for my mistake
Neither was Sandy Hook Elementary School prepared.
Tomball here. That's exactly what I am worried about. Some tree will fall on powerlines and knock out our electricity.
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Texas-chan is getting r34'd by Harvey tho.
what should Harvey look like though?
Steve Harvey
A ducks cock.
Raping those cow titties with moisture and wind.
always use this when I have an openingif you haven't seen it you'll never unsee it
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White Steve Harvey with a ducks cock
CAT. 4 FOR SEVERAL HOURS!!!
NONWHITES GOT YE GONE
user, how'd you know this is my fetish?
That US flag in the stream looks like it's about to take flight.
California is not falling into the ocean, but Texas is.
MAXIMUM /COMFY/
That will only make more manlets, user.
Its Happening Keep your guns ready Texas
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Nah, it's more like washing our ass. Cali is definitely going to detach from the continental shelf tho.
That didn't take long at all…
This is it, guys.
Dude, so many motherfuckers near me. Magnolia, Tomball, far N/W Houston, Egypt.
Yeah, worried about the same shit, I had some storm a month or less ago where the water was just about 15 feet from my house and the road was like a river and the power went out, and it was just some random thunderstorm. 2978 that I take to work floods like a motherfucker and the construction will literally never finish.
Right now it's not raining much but it doesn't take much here if it goes on forever. I suppose it's more scary when you get a random thunderstorm that dumps a shit ton in like 15 minutes and you don't expect it at all
In glorious socialist republic of texas ocean fall in you!
Where can I get a good doppler radar view?
>>>/auschwitz/
Residential breaking and entering is suicidal under normal circumstances but during a hurricane? Nigger must've really wanted to depart the earth.
AAAND HERE WE GO
Your memes backfired, Cownigger!
THREAD THEME!
Chuck E. Cheese got REKT
IT HAS ONLY BEGUN
WET WHITE PEOPLE AND CHIMPOUTS– IN TEXAS?
/comfy/
Only a matter of time before police go full Katrina and start confiscating guns
only this time, police doing that die because fuck if anyone is believing the 'police will keep you safe from looters' spiel again
Here in Cali I'm sippin on some iced tea and watching Texas get fucked up the ass by the ocean. Feels good, tbh.
They did that because Nola is a cesspit of violent niggers, the majority of these people are white, minus a lot of spics and a few niggers who can't swim.
Tbh I wouldn't mind them taking blacks and spics guns
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And this time a bunch of cops will probably die doing that. Katrina wasn't that long ago. Most pro gun, prepper people, the sort who couldn't be fucked by a hurricane, are well aware of the illegal confiscations and are also aware that killing leos who are enforcing unconstitutional law with force, is in fact, legal.
Hurricane postponed.
So was race war.
Anyone else down here just waiting outside for it to hit you? The weather is nice, no rain, and I hear the lull of thunder.
Will there be a round 3?
I'm in north east Texas so all we've had is nice weather and a few clouds. Should get a lot of rain, maybe some flooding in a few days.
This kind of shit is going on all around Houston even without weather. Armed robberies and home invasions around my place recently and it's a nice neighborhood (anywhere around here you are flanked by apartments with crime and a shit ton of hard drugs)
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Whats basically happened to them is that when that southern wall came upon them, they were slammed. There's no leading up to those high winds on the other side. I sincerely hope they live to make it out of round 2.
THANK YOU BILL WHITE
THANK YOU MAYOR DYKE
I'm watching you Mayor Nigger
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Slightly west of you guys in Stagecoach/Magnolia, but I grew up near Spring during Ike in a suburb with lots of old growth trees. I remember power being out for a week and a half since there were so many points where lines had been damaged by falling branches. I'm expecting this storm to be a combo of Ike and Allison. Enough wind to knock branches down and caused lots of outages, and flooding to keep repair crews away. It doesn't help that all the roads near my house so my subdivision turns into an island in a swamp.
try this one
You shut your little whore mouth.
Feels real good tbqhfam. Lighting a blunt and buttering my popcorn!
It's fucked up, I go fishing at random bodies of water with a friend (urban fishing) in N/W Houston (think like near Louetta and 249) there are nice neighborhoods there but you go to a body of water that you see on Gmaps and find literally over a thousand meth baggies! There is some fucked up shit going on
im skurred user
Nice, thanks.
This is what harvey from Sabrina looks like now.
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Now is not the time for fear.
Are there any current rockport streams still up? Seems like rockport got the brunt of it
lo siento, señor
Simple user- We have been forcefully (((enriched))) and are now The Most Diverse City in America™
God I hope the whole fucking thing just fucking floods and takes all of them out to the Gulf
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breddy gud taste tbh
if you haven't already, get the 22-disc "Unsurpassed Masters" and the "Wally Heider Studio sessions
Work in the area of Magnolia or The Hoodlands (kek). Mostly worried about driving there next week with 2978 so fucked up more than likely.
Closest one I'm seeing is in Houston.
sure they will do the same thing when san andreas rips open and all of california slips into the ocean.
Learn to swim.
Yes, with Chron celebrating this incessantly for years. This place is disgusting.
I only have to deal with retarded mexicans at my workplace and not the other diversity.
periscope.tv
Corpus Christi live stream here. He's talking about looting.
ayo hol up
so you be sayin
WE WUZ HURRICANE HUNTERS N SHIIIIT.?
Another decent stream-
pscp.tv
Ahhhh it was Rockport where he said mark your arm with your SSN. Makes sense now.
kiiitv.com
Hurricane Harvey loot crew!
Keep dreaming, nigger. California Earthquake has been a meme since the 60s, it's literally fantasy.
I think the big concerns will be flooding and power outages. Flood waters should recede relatively quickly, it just needs to stop raining. Power outages will take a little while longer to fix. A particular neighborhood with lots of trees could have many points of failure for its lines, so it would be awhile before power is 100% restored. Commercial areas should be up and running quickly though, since they take priority over residential.
what happened to pasta la vista?
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I've had good luck with that particular radar link in the past. It can get slow but you can pretty much see anything happening in North America.
From inside a hotel in Rockport. Little aged was when the eye was over.
This is the Kali Yuga, nigger, I'm already surfing, and California ain't coming down anytime soon, but if it does, I'll be ready for it.
Should I give her cow legs or not?
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If I could name a hurricane which started with B, I'd name it Big Bad Wolf. That way newscasters could say "Hurricane Big Bad Wolf came through and blew all the houses down."
actually now that I look at it, the dudes legs are fucky, Will get to fixing
what did they mean by this
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if you're torn, just hide her feet in cowboy boots. Best of both worlds
Hey y'all!
I live in Egypt
Radar site and/or anomaly.
Interesting anomaly.
Excellent suggestion my dude, thanks.
Top kek. I fucking love you faggots
NONWHITES GOT YE GONE
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Goddamn, a sketch that jackable so fast. You're good, user.
Secret Moloch Cult death ritual site
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vortex, springboard, or whirligig?
watch the gif in the earlier quote.
a nuclear silo area ???
Yea they thought the same thing in Anchorage in 1964 when 8.5 dropped it down nine feet and two hundred acres of land slid into the ocean in a second.Nigger.
You gonna do Steve Harvey face?
If you do make sure make you do some Family Feud joke.
"survey says… (something about rape)"
"Name 10 things (I'm gonna do to your pussy)"
Something along those lines.
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Ready for looters
Just another day on Holla Forums
NON WHITES GOT YE GONE
RETURN BACK TO HELL
DUDE WHERE'S MY COUCH?!!
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Worst of all, there's Californians being smug in here, and not a single man of the states is chasing them out. A terrible sight to see, I tells ya.
Actually it's
Does anyone know where to find a ham radio stream on websdr.org
I love weed but hate spics, niggers, and communists.
Not even worth it for the jokes brah,
Look I'm not gonna deny we're being raded but don't shit on the autist making topic-relevant OC. Humorous drawfag hentai has been on imageboards longer than you have.
I would love to hang out sometime but FBI etc. Finding that KTRH has the best info locally all day although it's tiring to listen to because it's ONLY storm coverage right now. But it has credible local info as it comes. Still not much for us though
Well it /did/ get specified that the Steve Harvey was to be a white man with a duck cock.
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but why?
Take your brainkilling drugs and impact font memes with you, cuck.
Because a duck goes on water and land like a hurricane, and it's dick is like the prediction models of the hurricane.
You on the other hand, need to go back to what ever normalfag memeshitter webhole you've shambled out from.
It's not fucking, it's rape. I believe that's what niggers do. I get your point though. If you want to do an amorphous hurricane color, here's what I used for the "user, I.." pic.
Its revenge spam from the /trannypol/ along with cuckchan people that probably are on both spamming shit memes.
Shut the fuck up nigger fuck you. You probably aren't even from Texas.
No porn, no fap.
It would be funny for Houston if we "have to deal with the threat" until after Wednesday but it never really causes anything. I mean, funny to my paycheck. Considering this a possibility
As a fellow California shitlord, you make me ashamed. Weed is not good for you in any way. It is the lazy nigger drug. It kills your motivation to get shit done. What would Uncle Adolf think?
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Is a great rule for personal improvement. I follow it and so should all of you, but it has nothing to do with happening shitpost ethos.
Marylanders standing proud? But what can Commiefornians brag about besides infesting Austin with the Aids? Seriously its not Texas but the whole union wishing they would just sink off in to the sea. plz bring New York with you.
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THANK YOU TEXAS-CHAN
Porn only tempts, user. Drives men's wills to dust. Don't encourage it.
like but dat weed doe fam
and muh fukishima nuclear waste dump coastline lol
SCRAPPY LONESTAR SHITPOSTERS GET DUBS DESPITE WRATH OF THEIR NEW WIND GOD
Impressive.
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OH SHIT
NOICE
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Texas has produced it's fair share of fuckwits but California's ability to generate insufferable and migratory douchebags is truly astonishing.
Give Henry some radical ray-bans.
Down to Cat 3.
Steers and Queers go calling for the death of California via the San Andreas fault several times a month. Your memes backfired, Cowfag!
California, while on the surface rich with qualities of an ideal environment for human habitation with it's copacetic weather and rich farmland, is actually inhabitable by human life due to the satanic miasma that permeates it. Even the degenerates sense this way deep down, like diseased rats instinctively fleeing a sinking ship.
WEW
Lol, we're not going anywhere, Ezra. This state belongs to the white man.
Go be effeminate somewhere else, beach bum.
You best be teetotalers.
For some reason someone wants Holla Forums pent up and in distracted thinking.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Go away.
he'll be back when the storm calms down a little.
Remember this, nigger? Anything like that happen in your state? No, it didn't. Your desolate wasteland full of cow shit is responsible for Jeb! though, I'll give you that.
You don't belong here, degenerate
>>>/4cuck/
why is weather channel saying its a cat 4? (top border)
periscope.tv
Live stream.
I've been here longer than you, kid.
Stop boxing your own shadow, faggot.
Are you being serious, or?
Ignore the Californian attention whore
A nigger just got shot in the head for trying to loot during a hurricane.
That literally happens in every state.
Was that the home invader or did a second nig get nogged?
Home invader.
NO FEED ME DAMNIT!
No. The closest we got was in Herman Park when they tried to protest a statue. We got a ratio of 3:1 in our favor to show up. Antifags are too pussy to try direct conflict here in Texas. Its why they have to fuck around with explosives and shit.
>periscope.tv
………oh……………
are you guys the ones shitposting about jeff on that feed?
Quick off topic response and off to bed.
Had a relative transplant to LA about 25 years ago. A reasonably intelligent fellow and a hard worker. Fast forward to now.
Zero fucking moral compass and a lost cause. And yeah, I know there are some righteous Californians who do exist out there somewhere.
any suggestions before I start coloring this?
Don't worry her face will come later for variants.
nipples need to be more defined
needs cowboy hat? or is that a variant?
aye
Special thread theme, just for Cali anons
Eh….rapist's left arm seems a bit small. Seems flat against her waist. Make it wrap around her a bit better. The elbow needs to be poking outward towards the viewer. A little deformity for exaggeration won't hurt
Nipples aren't colored yet. They'll pop more with colour.
Needs more wind effects
Make Henry an Aryan California Surfer God.
If you're gonna put anyone's face there, it should be Jeff.
He needs this, and he needs you to post it towards him, when this all blows over.
Needs some motion lines around it to designate her as twitching.
simple but brilliant
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You shut your profligate mouth.
Don't insult the God-King, you fucking peasant.
You two realize Jeff is a Jew, right?
We aren't playing this game tonight. Filtered.
Jeff is a Jew
proof?
Jeff is a Jew gasser
this good then?
Very nice, just give Henry some Ray-Bans and a smug smile.
The 12 year anniversary of Katrina is in 2 days
Add a building or two collapsing in the background and we're gold.
Have one of her shoes off so you can see her toes.
Do you realise how much of a stink this could make, with this?
>post to his account for lulz on tier with that one Texas official that posts BIG ANIME TIDDIES on his socmed account
DO IT
Is that you Duckmandrake?
This is some premium OC. I can't wait to see the finished product.
Love the flooding. Nicely done user.
Texas is the Reddit state of the Nation. California is Chad central.
I wonder how bad the looting will be and how groups like antifa or BLM will react when some dindu gets shot dead trying to strip copper wire from the wrong house.
So We're clear to move in ahead, Once I really start working on this I won't Czech in until I'm done.
What a waste.
Looks good to me, though I'm not sold on including Jeff.
Jeff isn't the storm, you fool. He's technically somewhere inside Texas-chan getting fucked by Harvey
He's getting torn to shreds by flying debras.
Excellent, excellent. I hope you're good enough with replicating his face, or he might not recognise "himself". Reactions from the pollack could range from "i did not issue my likeness for this please remove it" to utter flattery. It's going to be hilarious, regardless how he reacts to being spammed with it upon his return from the eye of the storm.
He's dead, you fucking retard. Your suggestion just killed a potentially great source of memetic energy.
so jeff is a no go.
You're the artist, fam. It's up to you if you want to meme a weather jew currently being tossed around like a sack of potatoes.
It's not even done yet, you cuck. Have some hope for the poor plumber-in-culture. He'll probably turn up live, and this would be tribute of the highest count, regardless.
It just doesn't make any sense for him to be the one fucking Texas, he's in Texas, he's getting fucked.
I don't think you understand what being within the storm like him means. At this rate, he practically is the storm, dead or not. If he's alive like they estimate him to be (the storms kicking down, by the way), then he will live on as the storm. This is a fucking saga, right here.
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lol, just look at his face
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT HOW DO I FUCKING UNFILTER A POST I ACCIDENTLYL FILTERED FUCK SHIT THIS FUCKING GOD DAMNG REEEEEE
It's a Polish surname, user. It's the equivalent to being "of piotriow". If it was fucked up, then he'd be 100% Jude, but as far as I'm concerned, he's a Pollack trying to plunge the eye of Henry.
options > clear all filters
Top of the thread, click Show All Posts.
thank you both. please forgive my momentary autism
NEWS 4: SAN ANTONIO REPORTING HARVERY HAS BEEN DOWNGRADED TO A CATAGORY 2 HURRICANE
C'mon, Jeff! I know you can make it through this!
ESTIMATED SAN ANTONIO IS GOING TO GET HIT AT 10:00 UTC
Harvey made landfall exactly 12 years after Katrina made first US landfall in Florida (August 25, 2005 - August 25, 2017).
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From Wikipedia:
Blazing iron. Interesting.
6:19AM is high tide, add the surge and Texas coastline is new Atlantis in a few hours.
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Sorry guys, I just remembered that I really should be getting some sleep. Also I'm cautious that the electricity might go out.
So here's a crappy version.
Would have liked to have finished, but the way the rain is hitting my window makes me doubt that the internet will hold up.
Just finish it up for tomorrow.
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OP's pic literally looks like butthurt (head down, legs apart)
NONWHITES GOT YE GONE
Porn is degenerate and jewish. Masturbation is degenerate. Sex is intended only to be between a straight married couple for the purpose of reproduction.
>>>/bog/
That's pretty good news, shame I had to crash out before the other wall hit.
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This thread really went to shit fast.
I blame it mostly on Jeff's stream going down(also the jews).
There isn't much happening now, it's been downgraded to Cat 1 and all. I suppose what's left to do is wait on the nigging.
The main problem is the storm isn't going to move at all until Tuesday, it will just keep pissing down tain until then.
I caught that in the previous threads, the whole slow cooking nature of it. But wait, there's more.
Its morning fellow Texanons! What will day 2 have in store?
Also fire ants!
TAKE YOUR KIKEBOOK TIER FG MEME AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
any word on my boy jeff?
I'm curious of what rockport looks like right now, are there any streams still up?
did jeff survive? I overslept.
HE LIVES
pscp.tv
Just woke up too, he's ALIVE?!?
If his stream cuts again you can just go here and see if he's live again. pscp.tv
Yup, sounds like no injuries either.
Here's a weather channel stream.
LOOTMIS ALREADY STARTING
Police Chief of Corprus Christi confirming there have been businesses robbed and 1 property owner using deadly force to put down a didnu.
Kek, wonder if that's the first confirmed fatality of Harvey.
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
JEFF
IS
ETERNAL
now he just has to fight off the hordes… will jeff make it? stay tuned…
He is
IMORTAN JEFF
Also he's from the Milwaukee area ,most likely Dutch Polish or German. Probabaly not heeb unless I'm way wrong.
Was that on their stream by the way? I'm not seeing an article.
I'm going to bet he's prepared after doing this madness for 30+ years.
This is like Mad Max Niggercane
episode 2
Yes. They where interviewing him on camera. Dont know if you can rewind. Was an interview outside. The chief was a white guy with a ballcap that said CCPD in yellow letters. Was about 20-25mins ago
haven't seen that edge in fucking years
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF A STAND
MENACE
MENACE
MENACE
Kek wtf is this? Rule 34 of Texas-chan getting fugged by a hurricane?
>pscp.tv
Feels good when you wake up and the guy you wanted to survive, survived.
local news livestream
SHITS FUCKED in rockport
pscp.tv
Yep. Hurricane Harvey (played by Jeff Piotrowski) raping Texas-chan.
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Abbott is doing a press conference now
YES! Tornado warning in Metro Houston.
They downgraded it to category 1. It's actually fucking nothing
The flooding is forecast for tonight into tomorrow.
Reporter asked about illegal immigrants being turned away at shelters.
Let's hope it's true.
Sure it's a warning?
Any streams up? I went to bed around 1am EST last night and haven't seen anything since.
Saw it on the weather channel stream shortly before I posted. That's all I know.
Seems like a lot of infrastructure got knocked out last night when the ass end of the storm made landfall. Honestly I am shocked Jeff had the cell service he did for as long as he did, that was really something special last night.
I think a lot of people are also very exhausted and have defaulted to saving their own ass with no energy left to stream or report.
Not live but gives you an idea of what stuff looks like
And it just began. This is not a quick event- it will be an extremely long slog (3 maybe 4 days). It will test everyone's patience as it goes on and on and on. People won't be able to let their guards down; everyone will stay with an elevated level of stress since no one knows if it will come or when it will come. In other words it is a ripe atmosphere for chaos at least in Houston properexactly like Allison
Indeed
The Austin news station was reporting this morning that they expect Harvey to spread out as it loses organization. The drenching rains are going to become more and more wide spread. Local authorities are reporting the ground was already saturated. I remember seeing something last night that San Antonio had just gotten 10 inches of rain from some other storm last week.
too bad this is what most people think about when they think commiefornia
Fuck you, AZ is our buddy
t. Real Texas
cowboy land > (((Calipornia))), any day
both states have spic hordes so that's not really an argument though
NEXRAD(Doppler radar developed/owned by the DoD and is deployed across the US) and using some form of power plants to generate clouds.
Any SATX anons ever wanna meet up at a public venue to grab a beer, shoot skeet, or play a round of golf let me know. I'm not afraid of being doxed. It's our time now.
Are we going to acknowledge the fact that this rainfall is supposed to continue for 5+ days?
Wasn't surprised to see no motion on this thread. Just FYI- Houston is flooding like fucking crazy and exactly as fucking predicted
10" - 15" in some areas ALREADY
THE HAPPENING IS STILL NOT OVER LADS
ALREADY 1 FATALITY
SHELTER IN PLACE IN PASADENA
STORM HAS STALLED AND CASCADING IN RAIN BAN AFTER RAIN BAN
HAS NEARLY MET ALLISON LEVELS AFTER 1 DAY
4 MORE FUCKING DAYS TO GO
Any civil unrest/chimpouts yet?
Roads are completely impassable so no way. Everything is at a standstill so not yet. Give 'em a couple of days to run out of supplies. I say if this keeps at this rate till Monday or later then it'll get ugly.
FATALITY?!?!?
i live in Houston near downtown. my street got pretty flooded and this morning the bayou next to us at studemont and allen parkway was pretty fucked. i'm glad i bought into the water meme, we are loaded up ready to ride it out.
Cheers to any of my texas anons.
3 Deaths
Good luck user. Just out of curiosity, did you stock up on food too? Do you have power?
Oooo, missed the other two. Only saw the one from Gessner and Memorial. Is that 3 from the whole event, or 3 tonight from the flooding?
Yeah I'm very glad I'm perpetually stocked- be a good fire drill and get me to rotate some stock.
still have power, pretty insane thunderstorm earlier. have food as well to last us a while. it is super calm right now but will probably kick back up.
3 In all for tonight
Harris County Flood Control just said that people are having to shelter in their attics due to flooding down the I45 Corridor in the SE part of the City. From 610 - Pasadena. This is turning out to be /ourstorm/
sage for double post
for reference i've lived in the houst area for almost 20 years now. this is a pretty intense storm. hope my booze holds out.
South East Houston is Flooding like Crazy.
Same here, one of the few natives left and this reminds me of Allison but if it keeps up like this for the next couple of days- this will blow Allison out of the water. Of course Allison happened before the fucker exploded and became The Most Diverse City in America™ so I don't think the neighborly and friendly attitude will be the same. With SE Houston getting it so bad we may see chimpouts around Hobby- problem is the rednecks are getting it too.
I hope all of south east houston floods like katrina
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ya its getting pretty bad my friends house in friendswood is slowly about to be flooded. the garage down the hill is already fucked.
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Channel 11 just recommended to take an axe with you when you go up to the attic so you can chop a hole in the roof a la Katrina. Complete mindfuck.
It was literally nothing
Houstonfag here, water is getting pretty high
Give it time edgelord and enjoy your higher priced Gasoline
dude this is going to be a major clean up. billions of dollars in damage. an entire highschool was destroyed, random tornados poping up in katy area fucking shit up. not to mention all the manufacturing plants around our area.
DAY 2 of 5
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I sense non-whites can't handle the storm as well
death to the non-whites
need a new thread
KEK
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It'll take 18 - 36 months to return to full production with the refineries. This is bad enough it could be the black swan that brings the whole thing down.
Unprepared, panicky rabbits and where the boat rescues are being called for is in the barrio.
I got it
NEW BREAD
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Are we going to see a strange amount of deaths from this?
Several people have said they have called in and are put on a "rescue list" down in SE Houston and they had thick accents so probably.
>youtube.com
This guy genuinely sucks compared to Jeff. I want Jeff back.
GOOD LUCK FLOOD-CHAN
KILL BEANERS AND NIGGERS FLOOD-CHAN
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Bueno.
Stop shilling your water you mountain valley faggots.
OMG. This woman has lost her weaves.
NEW BREAD
HERE COMES IRMA
I tried a couple times to make another harvey/irma thread. I keep getting an error
I think we can confirm that some higher being hates southeast Texas if Irma just so happens to go the same path as Harvey.
She could also take the same path as SANDY. Its already a CAT3
PLEASEHITNEWYORKPLEASEHITNEWYORKPLEASEHITNEWYORKPLEASEHITNEWYORK
It might, but crossing the Appalachians is going to take steam out of the storm. Damage potential is low
Yeah damn Codemonkey fucked up the thread creation.
Posting is messed up right now, server is shitting itself
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When you post so much about putting sweet potatoes on your frozen pizza it destroys the server.
new bread