HURRICANE HARVEY THREAD 3

PUNISHED JEFF EDITION

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CATEGORY 4 LANDFALL
HISTORIC PROPORTIONS
TEXASBROS BEING FUCKED LEFT AND RIGHT BY NATURE

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pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1zqJVRbdVkXJB
youtube.com/watch?v=UkDPhTyXYH4
twitter.com/callerdotcom/status/901314326211903488
kalb.com/templates/2015_Fullscreen_Radar
periscope.tv/w/1gqxvOqrykjKB?q=hurricane
pscp.tv/w/1OwxWoPVWRAxQ
kiiitv.com/weather/rockport-mayor-pro-tem-those-who-dont-evacuate-should-mark-social-security-number-on-their-arm/467431326
liveleak.com/view?i=d51_1503721997
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youtube.com/watch?v=sPRa6IDMxD8
pscp.tv/w/1ynKOVjgorvxR
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/
youtu.be/uJP3RwaAlns
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pscp.tv/w/1lPKqwyQgamJb
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youtube.com/watch?v=IOwOK7e940o
khou.com/weather
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Forgot Priors

Thread 1
Thread 2

Can we get a thread theme?

so close

jeff update
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski/status/901290279533260800

DEAD SPICS AND DROWNED NIGGERS WILL COME TO YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY

NONWHITES GOT YE GONE

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Good multi-stream until JEFF comes back

Again, why is this storm missing the western libshit areas of texas where the kebabs are? A (((coincidence))) perhaps? I still can't understand how (((they))) would manipulate the weather.

New stream in Rockport; these guys are driving. Unfortunately it is on Facebook, but no account is needed.

facebook.com/wxchasing/

The wall's getting a moat.

Man, I was ready to shoot looters and everything. Fresh batteries in my flashlight with candles ready to burn. It's not even drizzling where I am. Lamest Hurricane ever.

NONWHITES GOT YE GONE

thread theme

There is still time user. Harvey has just arrived, he still has plenty more time to spread his wetness all over the State.

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Fucking cuckchan.

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NONWHITES GOT YE GONE

10/10

NONWHITES GOT YE GONE

Reminder that this is the first major hurricane to make landfall in the USA since 2005.
Tell glowbull warming hoaxsters to shove it up their 'hole.

How do these fuckheads not gas up before the storm?

one can only hope

Bless you Harvey-chan

Maybe they haven't been hit yet?

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You answered your own question: they're fuckheads.

GIMME THE SPIC DEATH TALLIES, JERRY

user, I…

Man, what happened to the weather channel? Have it on on the TV to get more sources, and the "HD" channel is STILL 16:9 squashed to 4:3, what a fuckup.

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NONWHITES GET YE GONE

Humberto
Dolly
Gustav
Ike
Irene
Isaac
SANDY
Arthur
Hermine
Matthew

Get rekt you fucking moron

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JEFF IS BACK

ALPHA AS FUCK

chekin Hitler dubs

HE'S BACK

Link it faggot.

None of those made landfall as a major hurricane you fucking idiot.

link?

Jeff is still a madman.
pscp.tv/w/1MYGNXLlaYQxw

periscope.tv/w/1MYGNXLlaYQxw?q=harvey

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1MYGNXLlaYQxw?

JEFF IS BACK
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Adding the "white" makes me think shes not white

Insult rescinded.

Spirit of dead slaves coming back.

Oh man, this is gonna get crazy.

JEFF IS LOOKING FOR LOOTERS AT WALMART

O SHIT

Also note that she's not married to user yet. Guaranteed nonwhite degenerate(s)

I love King Crimson!!

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NONWHITES GOT YE GONE

JEFF we need a modern Johnny Appleseed. Plz walk the the southern borders sowing seeds of The Wall.

Seagull's in the EYE

We have a happening and you two are trying to D&C?

Wasn't here for previous threads, who's Jeff?

Translated: Drinking grape soda with his pregnant nigger mother

Madman Chasing the Hurricane

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WINDS A-COMIN

periscope.tv/w/1MYGNXLlaYQxw

NONWHITES GOT YE GONE

just tuning in, is there something exciting that happened that got him 22k viewers?

WE ARNT EVEN HALF WAY THROUGH THIS YET.

PART 2 has WIND + STORM SURGE

fuck off, faggot

JEFF ANONMOM FUCKER BALLS OF TITANIUM-STEEL ALLOY STORMFUCKER

The madman who was streaming the hurricane standing outside his car while street signs, bricks, and metal sheet flew past him and buildings were uprooted and collapsed over his head

he had 65K viewers before

Jeff is now our immortal lord and savior from beaners

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He's been right in the middle of the storm. The last building he was in collapsed around him. He's the only one in the thick of things truly.

You show some reverence when a god's name passes your lips, you little shit.

Also the horrible smell of a building falling apart around him topwewwwwww

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Refresh.

So…the water rises?

Lotta butthurt non-whites here. Go outside, and run to that storm, nigger.

Harvey-chan, you don't need to say a word. I just want you to know you can blow me down anytime

Sitting on the east side of a (((walmart))) sounds like a terrible idea. All the sheet metal on the top is going to be peeled like an orange once the other side of the eye wall hits.

It's a big storm.

SAVE THE KITTY CAT, JEFF

There's a kitty cat in the eye! Save the cat, Jeff!

kitty kat gonna get rekt

That and all the spics and niggers are going to start looting.

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This was after refreshing. Ended up being he just pointed the camera at the floor or something.

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wew

uuuu

JEFF LAUGHS IN HARVEYS NIGGERCANE FACE

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I expect thousands in the wreckage.

Oh shid

this walmart idea is a bad idea.

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Dubs don't stop do they?

gtfo now Jeff!

Check em

Not if Jeff gets there first faggot

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You got 20 mins to escape walmart,

JEFF PLS FIND A SPOT ALREADY! user's mom is worried.

This isn't the time to be concerned about shekels, Jeff.

Indeed
Daily reminder that niggercane harvey still can't read

I bet Simon came up with that spic-brained idea.

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He really is a great man.

Goddamit the numbers don't stop
Post id last two is 23
22:59:59
Kek returns 23rd

I just noticed

Guarantee a mexican, nigger, or chink would share his sentiment

White men with white wives and white children must live. No matter what.

they can count too cat 4

[Anticipation Intensifies]

I dont think the truck driver will make it.

I hope so

he sounded a little simple

I wager Jeff likes being in that big wet hole.

If jeff didn't help him out he would have died. He was parked in a way that he was going to get hit with 120mph winds right to his side.

when will jeff die? are we placing bets? there a strawpoll yet?

That's not a nice way to talk about your mother user

JEFF?

stream ded?

Fuck.

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Everyone post their comfy Load out.

Jeff will not die, he's immortal.

heiled
IMMORTAN JEFF DOESNT DIE

"Sparkling white wine", chai tea, Perrier, and tinned fish. Might grab a blanket in a bit.

MEME RESPONSIBLY NEWFAG

Blanket , comforter , pillow , ice water

Any Reports of Looting ?

Comfy rating: -9.6/10

I'm ready for Jeff to be ready for this hurricane!

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Last few seconds of the stream:

It's bad, It's um, really bad

End stream.

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Spoopier
Last digits
1+2+3=6 your last digit user

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NONWHITES GOT YE GONE

Comfy mein dude

The eternal german

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Years from now, of cardiac arrest while fucking user's mom.


What a time to be alive.

That sounds brilliant

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Getting comfy for Jeff to avoid the Hurricane Harvey Loot crew.

Perrier and vodka is good

Might grab some Trump wineries 2015 Meritage and a wool blanket too

Fuckin'a I did make a gay ass list.

Jeff will not die.

He dead

I may put on my polyester robe since I my AC on. I don't wanna get too warm though.

Trump doesn't drink but has his own winery?

youtube.com/watch?v=r1cJa-JNIN8

Waiting in gloomtube until JEFF comes back

his sons

It's a tremendous winery , really the best.

Perrier a shit.

I'm retarded.

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IT LOOKS LIKE A TORNADO CAME THROUGH HERE

"I've never had wine but I am an expert on wine"
t. Rump

Coors banquet
shitty $ frozen pizza
comfychair and blanket

I prefer it to San Pellegrino, but whatever you like. I keep both around in case a guest has a preference.

I don't really mind that they artificially carbonate Perrier. I prefer the more aggressive carbonation.

Weather man staying this storm could bounce around this area until Tuesday. Thats how they are getting the 40-50" rain totals.

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Yeah, not like a multi-billionaire couldn't, you know, just hire competent staff to handle the entirety of the development and then just slap his name on it.

You do know most wine tasting is complete bullshit in blind taste testing.

I await his triumphant return from this temporary feed loss

STAY SAFE JEFF

I voted for Trump to be President, not God. Not joining your cult tbh.

We're in the middle of a man fistfighting a fucking hurricane and you dainty fops are arguing about marked up soda water.

I love San Pellegrino, fantastic mild taste

Perrier tastes a bit harsh to me, but it's horses for courses.

It's Eric but TBH the region is not known to product the best wine, too humid and disease prone. The winery is more of a hotel/marriage resort place. I still have two bottles of wine from there, one of which I wont open until the reelection

Perrier doesnt artificially carbonate it water? Its Nestle so it'd surprise me if they didn't. But really, pic related is GOAT spring/sparkling hands down.

I'm sorry to disappoint you poorfag shill but there's this thing called wine tasting where you don't drink it.

I-is he here shitposting with a guys!

Uncultured plebs, pls leave.

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Pillows are uncomfortable especially soft pillows because it doesn't support back

I knew this was fake but i had to check just incase

I've had it but when it comes to mixing my vodka Perrier strawberry is tops. They have the perfect flavor for some reason

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ROUND TWO
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We back with Round 2

JEFF IS BACK
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Stay dry, texanons
t. AZbro

Nah, I said they do indeed artificially carbonate it.
Nestle tries to be tricky about it. They say the capture the water and CO2 separately and then re-add the CO2 to the same level as in the springs. Sounds like BS to me. I still like it though.

Never had GOAT, but I'll try it sometime.

Walmart roof already going to blow off.

The WALMART is split open

SHOOT THE LOOTERS!

I don't think Trump has ever said how severe his no drinking policy is so maybe you're right.

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It's REALLY BAD!

You talk like a fag who's ancestors had to be carried everywhere on gilded palanquins. Your seed is weak and you will not survive the coming storms.


Fund it.

>pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1zqJVRbdVkXJB

Fuck Arizona

t. Exas

Fuck everything except Greater Independent Texas GIX tbh
t. exas

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OH SHIT GAS LEAKS
EVERYWHERE

TOMORROW IS GONNA BE ROASTY FOR ROCKPORT

Natural Gas Is leaking

GAS LEAKS ALL OVER THE CITY
VERY STRONG IN THE AIR

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"I can smell propane and natural gas all in the air"

Fuck Texas and Arizona
t. Florida
and fuck Florida as well

"It scared me to death"

TFW Texas is burning and drowning at the same time

Thanks Ron, that overboard is really making things better for the site.

Someone call hank hill and tell him he's going to be a busy man.

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Flavored water, homemade popcorn, just chilling in my retro barcalounger, and with tactical headrest and a quilt..

You're welcome goy

Imagine being on fire and drowning at the same time.

Now imagine being Texas

Why do you think we need the wall user?
t. Exas

The best thing about The Mountain Valley Spring Water, bottled fresh at the source in the Quachita Mountains is that it comes in these big beautiful green, thick 750ml glass bottles perfect to cave in some peasants face who's could never appreciate of such a simple concept of quality spritzer water.

We need the wall so once we secede we can build a cheap one on our northern and eastern borders?

Jesus. Is this some kind of magic dual elemental attack of fire and water?

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Your dubs say yes.

THAT'S LOVELY
THAT WILL BE A NICE EXPERIENCE

would that just be steam?

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trump just tweeted about the storm

what the fuck app is Jeff using?

Definitely need one on the east. The darkness looms in La.

JUST CALL IT LIKE IT IS

JEFF KNOWS HE IS UNSAFE
HE LAUGHS AND GOES OUTSIDE AGAIN!

OUTSIDE
REPEAT
WE ARE OUTSIDE

JEFF LAUGHING AT HARVEY!

I don't think a wall will solve your cuckservative problem, user.

Those are gorgeous bottles, simple old fashioned design.

Oh fuck

RIP skylight

THE SKYLIGHT IS FALLING

No Safe Area!!!!
Jesus JEFF

WE'RE GONNA GET HAMMERED

He's a man who is ready to die

HAMMERED

movemovemovemovemovemovemove

FUG FUG FUG

CONFIRMED
SKYLIGHTS

Fuck Status Confirmed

JEEEM!!!

THEY NEED A PARKING GARAGE

JIM

Doubt there is one in Rockport, TX. Not a bustling metropolis to begin with.

Taking Bets.
Is Jeem going to make it through the night?

Is he wearing a red shirt?

Funny that you say that, one of the streamers earlier (maybe this one) said parking garages have some problem in hurricanes

Jeff will sacrifice Jim to the Hurricane Gods in order to survive.

GEM seems like the kind of guy who doesn't make it.

Jim

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damnit jim he's a storm chaser not a magician

Jeff's massive testicles are going to deflect any debris that moves towards them. Jim's survival is based entirely on whether he's standing on the right side.

Rockport is a town full of timeshares. There are no parking garages and most of the homes are built on stilts.

What a gentleman

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NONWHITES GOT YE GONE

ABSOLUTELY ALFALFA!

is it down for anyone else?

Not loading for me

BUMP

Yeah I just looked at a map, there's no where to hide.

Choppy

lagged for me

Yep

Jeff will prevail.

Stream down

nothing on YouTube he got a stream or something?

Fuck…

Their shelter position may be blocking their signal. I'm surprised they even have any signal and absolutely any cell towers survived that shit storm they just went through.

Its ochre

It's a joke, On jeff's stream there is a guy named jim

Its a joke user

Jeff's gone again.

That's kind of nifty

Thanks m8's I've gotten to comfy for this shit, jeff's stream has been in and out and now it seems down…

The local high school may have a auto shop to hide the cars in.

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I heard the local high school collapsed

Craving that stream jeff

Yea thats what Jeff was saying.

Holy shit.

what are they sliding?

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Jokes on them, if they hadn't done that I'd be fixated on this thread all night. Now I'm curious as to what the fuck is going on.

lol, /salt-left/ must have been butthurt by the raid the other day.

Just using the opportunity to memory hole any previous discussions. A flushing, so to speak. Remember the Alamo?

Trump pardoned that Sheriff 3 hours ago

If you look @ you can see that almost all the posts in Holla Forums this evening have been in the Jeff threads.

Holla Forums can count! Well done lads and to think the floods haven't even started

Huracan is /ourdeity/ now?

How bad is rockport getting slammed anons?

It will only be known as a fictional city in a Black Box racing game from 2005.

So a pardon, subpoena, and a hurricane the info is already out. They'll have to try harder

But they will soon.

HOPE YOU CAN SWIM LADS

Its strait #REKT.

Rockport is a total loss.

Already sticky'd though

Trump did that right before landfall on purpose, remember how he didn't do it in Arizona but said he would? He is literally trying to not cause problems with that and did it now because news is fixated on the hurricane.

It won't be pretty. If you were watching the Jeff stream earlier- cinder-fucking-block walls were starting to buckle. Whoever stayed is probably not doing good right now. It just went through a frikken hour long tornado- and now it is getting it from the other direction.

And I understand an argument for "he should try to cause problems" but it's pretty clear he isnt trying to

Just sitting and spinning

Talking about rockport now.

youtube.com/watch?v=r1cJa-JNIN8

Only a portion of Rockport's Highschool collapsed

They're assmad over:

Transfags getting shoah'd out of the military.
Sheriff Arapaio pardon
DACA possibly being shitcanned

and that evil bigot Drumpf made these moves during this tragic, heartbreaking hurricane. They have been anally ravaged again and never saw it coming.

Are there any decent streams still up of what's going on?

Are any anons in the area to go help Jeff?

Fulton Fire department gone.

see

Fuck pieces of the fucking firedepartment blowing off?

youtube.com/watch?v=r1cJa-JNIN8
Decent aggregator.

Dont forget noko playing bottle rockets again.

I would argue hard to tell, during "130 mph winds" another stormchaser walked out there with a helmet and wasn't walking like 130mph winds (if you can even walk in that I don't think so). This streamer has been talking at max adrenaline levels for many hours since before this was anything. I think there is a degree of hype going on. I do not know the truth though

Don't get user's killed

user's mom will help him later

FIRE

9-12 feet. Holy shit

The fuck you expect us to do, start air-bending or something?

Sauce

Wew

(fugged)
for

Agreed with the adrenaline but did you see that suit? That town is fucked. That was round 1. Now 2. Then days of rain.

almost as bad as yur mom got slammed by that asian he/she the other night…

abc news nightline has been streaming
shmucks who stuck around… one mexican lady was top kek

He's an older man, surely there's an able bodied man nearby

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Saying this, I fully expect homes on stilts on the coast to be fucked tomorrow and handpicked images of damage elsewhere to look impressive.

Still waiting for reasons for Houston to shut down early today, we will see

Jeff pls tweet

youtube.com/watch?v=r1cJa-JNIN8
Newscasters showed a downed powerline going ablaze

Corpus just lost power. 155K without electricity. Sorry bros, was nice shitposting with you. See you next week maybe

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I know somebody that lost a place in crystal beach from Ike, they did not get insurance and the government took their land which is actually ocean now. But I'm waiting to see if this is more hype than not, on the fence right now

That's what you get for shitposting, faggot.

Katy here, stay safe user.

Life tip: Pay attention to when gets are coming up, and then think about the shit you post before you post it during those times.

West houston here brother, our time of reckoning will come soon

10 people hurt in rockport

BRING THE BLOODSHED! CATEGORY FIVE NOW!

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Northwest over here, Situation Nominal.

I'm far too comfy to help him now.

Called 12 dead earlier and even thought that could be too much

Im dying. Have this iddy biddy baby.

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Hurricanes need the eye to be over warm water to grow in strength. Eye's over land so it will basically lose power user.

Five days of destruction.

Those stupid fucking thots need to vacuum. Worthless whores, then your feet wouldn't be so dirty. Jesus Christ.

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Itty bitty boat

I see you are a patrician man with patrician tastes like myself.

In case of having to be outside during a chimping or whatever the fallout from this is, carry a visible eight of diamonds card. I'd love to shitpost irl with some anons.

Y'all are about to get your asses pounded. No trees, flat prairie etc…
Us in Montgomery county have hills and a pine tree army to block some wind.

NONWHITES GOT YE GONE

W
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JEFF IS BACK LIVE

Is that jeffs stream showing the fire?

Linkkkkk

Not so much worried about the wind, it is the rain. So far the models haven't been that far off and when someone pisses on the sidewalk half the fucking city floods. Hope the Addicks Dam holds it will

youtube.com/watch?v=UkDPhTyXYH4

what the fuck?!

T W I N K I E H O U S E
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Not current.

Western Montgomery here. That actually might make the effects of wind worse. The wind's velocity might be broken, so buildings won't fall apart, but the trees increase the chance of power outages and blocked roads. Combine this with flooding, and we might be out of power for several days.

old stream is old on Trumpet news desu

don't you lie to me you little shit

Dumb fucking Jew. Those were all minor as fuck and most didn't even make landfall. Sandy was weak as fuck too, the NY kikes were just ill prepared.

I just got an idea.

SATAN CONFIRMS HIS DEATH

Damn Satan

Sorry have my rarest pepe for my mistake

Neither was Sandy Hook Elementary School prepared.

Tomball here. That's exactly what I am worried about. Some tree will fall on powerlines and knock out our electricity.

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Texas-chan is getting r34'd by Harvey tho.

what should Harvey look like though?

Steve Harvey

A ducks cock.

Raping those cow titties with moisture and wind.

always use this when I have an openingif you haven't seen it you'll never unsee it

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White Steve Harvey with a ducks cock

CAT. 4 FOR SEVERAL HOURS!!!

NONWHITES GOT YE GONE

user, how'd you know this is my fetish?

That US flag in the stream looks like it's about to take flight.

California is not falling into the ocean, but Texas is.

MAXIMUM /COMFY/

That will only make more manlets, user.

Its Happening Keep your guns ready Texas

twitter.com/callerdotcom/status/901314326211903488

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Nah, it's more like washing our ass. Cali is definitely going to detach from the continental shelf tho.

That didn't take long at all…

This is it, guys.

Dude, so many motherfuckers near me. Magnolia, Tomball, far N/W Houston, Egypt.

Yeah, worried about the same shit, I had some storm a month or less ago where the water was just about 15 feet from my house and the road was like a river and the power went out, and it was just some random thunderstorm. 2978 that I take to work floods like a motherfucker and the construction will literally never finish.

Right now it's not raining much but it doesn't take much here if it goes on forever. I suppose it's more scary when you get a random thunderstorm that dumps a shit ton in like 15 minutes and you don't expect it at all

In glorious socialist republic of texas ocean fall in you!

Where can I get a good doppler radar view?

>>>/auschwitz/

Residential breaking and entering is suicidal under normal circumstances but during a hurricane? Nigger must've really wanted to depart the earth.

AAAND HERE WE GO

Your memes backfired, Cownigger!

THREAD THEME!

Chuck E. Cheese got REKT

IT HAS ONLY BEGUN
WET WHITE PEOPLE AND CHIMPOUTS– IN TEXAS?
/comfy/

Only a matter of time before police go full Katrina and start confiscating guns
only this time, police doing that die because fuck if anyone is believing the 'police will keep you safe from looters' spiel again

Here in Cali I'm sippin on some iced tea and watching Texas get fucked up the ass by the ocean. Feels good, tbh.

They did that because Nola is a cesspit of violent niggers, the majority of these people are white, minus a lot of spics and a few niggers who can't swim.

Tbh I wouldn't mind them taking blacks and spics guns

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And this time a bunch of cops will probably die doing that. Katrina wasn't that long ago. Most pro gun, prepper people, the sort who couldn't be fucked by a hurricane, are well aware of the illegal confiscations and are also aware that killing leos who are enforcing unconstitutional law with force, is in fact, legal.

Hurricane postponed.
So was race war.

Anyone else down here just waiting outside for it to hit you? The weather is nice, no rain, and I hear the lull of thunder.

Will there be a round 3?

I'm in north east Texas so all we've had is nice weather and a few clouds. Should get a lot of rain, maybe some flooding in a few days.

This kind of shit is going on all around Houston even without weather. Armed robberies and home invasions around my place recently and it's a nice neighborhood (anywhere around here you are flanked by apartments with crime and a shit ton of hard drugs)

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Whats basically happened to them is that when that southern wall came upon them, they were slammed. There's no leading up to those high winds on the other side. I sincerely hope they live to make it out of round 2.

THANK YOU BILL WHITE
THANK YOU MAYOR DYKE
I'm watching you Mayor Nigger

f?

Slightly west of you guys in Stagecoach/Magnolia, but I grew up near Spring during Ike in a suburb with lots of old growth trees. I remember power being out for a week and a half since there were so many points where lines had been damaged by falling branches. I'm expecting this storm to be a combo of Ike and Allison. Enough wind to knock branches down and caused lots of outages, and flooding to keep repair crews away. It doesn't help that all the roads near my house so my subdivision turns into an island in a swamp.

try this one

kalb.com/templates/2015_Fullscreen_Radar

You shut your little whore mouth.

Feels real good tbqhfam. Lighting a blunt and buttering my popcorn!

It's fucked up, I go fishing at random bodies of water with a friend (urban fishing) in N/W Houston (think like near Louetta and 249) there are nice neighborhoods there but you go to a body of water that you see on Gmaps and find literally over a thousand meth baggies! There is some fucked up shit going on

im skurred user

Nice, thanks.

This is what harvey from Sabrina looks like now.

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Now is not the time for fear.

Are there any current rockport streams still up? Seems like rockport got the brunt of it

lo siento, señor

Simple user- We have been forcefully (((enriched))) and are now The Most Diverse City in America™

God I hope the whole fucking thing just fucking floods and takes all of them out to the Gulf

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breddy gud taste tbh
if you haven't already, get the 22-disc "Unsurpassed Masters" and the "Wally Heider Studio sessions

Work in the area of Magnolia or The Hoodlands (kek). Mostly worried about driving there next week with 2978 so fucked up more than likely.

Closest one I'm seeing is in Houston.

sure they will do the same thing when san andreas rips open and all of california slips into the ocean.

Learn to swim.

Yes, with Chron celebrating this incessantly for years. This place is disgusting.

I only have to deal with retarded mexicans at my workplace and not the other diversity.

periscope.tv/w/1gqxvOqrykjKB?q=hurricane
Corpus Christi live stream here. He's talking about looting.

ayo hol up

so you be sayin

WE WUZ HURRICANE HUNTERS N SHIIIIT.?

Another decent stream-
pscp.tv/w/1OwxWoPVWRAxQ

Ahhhh it was Rockport where he said mark your arm with your SSN. Makes sense now.
kiiitv.com/weather/rockport-mayor-pro-tem-those-who-dont-evacuate-should-mark-social-security-number-on-their-arm/467431326

Hurricane Harvey loot crew!

Keep dreaming, nigger. California Earthquake has been a meme since the 60s, it's literally fantasy.

I think the big concerns will be flooding and power outages. Flood waters should recede relatively quickly, it just needs to stop raining. Power outages will take a little while longer to fix. A particular neighborhood with lots of trees could have many points of failure for its lines, so it would be awhile before power is 100% restored. Commercial areas should be up and running quickly though, since they take priority over residential.

what happened to pasta la vista?

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I've had good luck with that particular radar link in the past. It can get slow but you can pretty much see anything happening in North America.

From inside a hotel in Rockport. Little aged was when the eye was over.

liveleak.com/view?i=d51_1503721997

This is the Kali Yuga, nigger, I'm already surfing, and California ain't coming down anytime soon, but if it does, I'll be ready for it.

Should I give her cow legs or not?

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If I could name a hurricane which started with B, I'd name it Big Bad Wolf. That way newscasters could say "Hurricane Big Bad Wolf came through and blew all the houses down."

actually now that I look at it, the dudes legs are fucky, Will get to fixing

what did they mean by this

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if you're torn, just hide her feet in cowboy boots. Best of both worlds

Hey y'all!
I live in Egypt

Radar site and/or anomaly.

Interesting anomaly.

Excellent suggestion my dude, thanks.

Top kek. I fucking love you faggots

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Goddamn, a sketch that jackable so fast. You're good, user.

Secret Moloch Cult death ritual site

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vortex, springboard, or whirligig?

watch the gif in the earlier quote.

a nuclear silo area ???

Yea they thought the same thing in Anchorage in 1964 when 8.5 dropped it down nine feet and two hundred acres of land slid into the ocean in a second.Nigger.

You gonna do Steve Harvey face?

If you do make sure make you do some Family Feud joke.
"survey says… (something about rape)"
"Name 10 things (I'm gonna do to your pussy)"

Something along those lines.

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Ready for looters

Just another day on Holla Forums

NON WHITES GOT YE GONE
RETURN BACK TO HELL

DUDE WHERE'S MY COUCH?!!

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Worst of all, there's Californians being smug in here, and not a single man of the states is chasing them out. A terrible sight to see, I tells ya.

Actually it's

Does anyone know where to find a ham radio stream on websdr.org/

I love weed but hate spics, niggers, and communists.

Not even worth it for the jokes brah,

Look I'm not gonna deny we're being raded but don't shit on the autist making topic-relevant OC. Humorous drawfag hentai has been on imageboards longer than you have.

I would love to hang out sometime but FBI etc. Finding that KTRH has the best info locally all day although it's tiring to listen to because it's ONLY storm coverage right now. But it has credible local info as it comes. Still not much for us though

Well it /did/ get specified that the Steve Harvey was to be a white man with a duck cock.

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but why?

Take your brainkilling drugs and impact font memes with you, cuck.

Because a duck goes on water and land like a hurricane, and it's dick is like the prediction models of the hurricane.

You on the other hand, need to go back to what ever normalfag memeshitter webhole you've shambled out from.

It's not fucking, it's rape. I believe that's what niggers do. I get your point though. If you want to do an amorphous hurricane color, here's what I used for the "user, I.." pic.

Its revenge spam from the /trannypol/ along with cuckchan people that probably are on both spamming shit memes.

Shut the fuck up nigger fuck you. You probably aren't even from Texas.

No porn, no fap.

It would be funny for Houston if we "have to deal with the threat" until after Wednesday but it never really causes anything. I mean, funny to my paycheck. Considering this a possibility

As a fellow California shitlord, you make me ashamed. Weed is not good for you in any way. It is the lazy nigger drug. It kills your motivation to get shit done. What would Uncle Adolf think?

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Is a great rule for personal improvement. I follow it and so should all of you, but it has nothing to do with happening shitpost ethos.

Marylanders standing proud? But what can Commiefornians brag about besides infesting Austin with the Aids? Seriously its not Texas but the whole union wishing they would just sink off in to the sea. plz bring New York with you.

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THANK YOU TEXAS-CHAN

Porn only tempts, user. Drives men's wills to dust. Don't encourage it.

like but dat weed doe fam
and muh fukishima nuclear waste dump coastline lol

SCRAPPY LONESTAR SHITPOSTERS GET DUBS DESPITE WRATH OF THEIR NEW WIND GOD
Impressive.

CHECKED
OH SHIT

NOICE

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Texas has produced it's fair share of fuckwits but California's ability to generate insufferable and migratory douchebags is truly astonishing.

Give Henry some radical ray-bans.

Down to Cat 3.

Steers and Queers go calling for the death of California via the San Andreas fault several times a month. Your memes backfired, Cowfag!

California, while on the surface rich with qualities of an ideal environment for human habitation with it's copacetic weather and rich farmland, is actually inhabitable by human life due to the satanic miasma that permeates it. Even the degenerates sense this way deep down, like diseased rats instinctively fleeing a sinking ship.

WEW

Lol, we're not going anywhere, Ezra. This state belongs to the white man.

Go be effeminate somewhere else, beach bum.

You best be teetotalers.

For some reason someone wants Holla Forums pent up and in distracted thinking.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Go away.

he'll be back when the storm calms down a little.

Remember this, nigger? Anything like that happen in your state? No, it didn't. Your desolate wasteland full of cow shit is responsible for Jeb! though, I'll give you that.

You don't belong here, degenerate
>>>/4cuck/

why is weather channel saying its a cat 4? (top border)

periscope.tv/w/1YpJkmdZAdXKj?q=hurricane

Live stream.

I've been here longer than you, kid.

Stop boxing your own shadow, faggot.

Are you being serious, or?

Ignore the Californian attention whore

A nigger just got shot in the head for trying to loot during a hurricane.

That literally happens in every state.

Was that the home invader or did a second nig get nogged?

Home invader.

NO FEED ME DAMNIT!

No. The closest we got was in Herman Park when they tried to protest a statue. We got a ratio of 3:1 in our favor to show up. Antifags are too pussy to try direct conflict here in Texas. Its why they have to fuck around with explosives and shit.

>periscope.tv/w/1YpJkmdZAdXKj?q=hurricane
………oh……………
are you guys the ones shitposting about jeff on that feed?

Quick off topic response and off to bed.

Had a relative transplant to LA about 25 years ago. A reasonably intelligent fellow and a hard worker. Fast forward to now.


Zero fucking moral compass and a lost cause. And yeah, I know there are some righteous Californians who do exist out there somewhere.

any suggestions before I start coloring this?
Don't worry her face will come later for variants.

nipples need to be more defined

needs cowboy hat? or is that a variant?

aye

Special thread theme, just for Cali anons

youtube.com/watch?v=sPRa6IDMxD8

Eh….rapist's left arm seems a bit small. Seems flat against her waist. Make it wrap around her a bit better. The elbow needs to be poking outward towards the viewer. A little deformity for exaggeration won't hurt

Nipples aren't colored yet. They'll pop more with colour.

Needs more wind effects

Make Henry an Aryan California Surfer God.

If you're gonna put anyone's face there, it should be Jeff.

He needs this, and he needs you to post it towards him, when this all blows over.

Needs some motion lines around it to designate her as twitching.

simple but brilliant

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You shut your profligate mouth.

Don't insult the God-King, you fucking peasant.

You two realize Jeff is a Jew, right?

We aren't playing this game tonight. Filtered.

Jeff is a Jew

proof?

Jeff is a Jew gasser

this good then?

Very nice, just give Henry some Ray-Bans and a smug smile.

The 12 year anniversary of Katrina is in 2 days

Add a building or two collapsing in the background and we're gold.

Have one of her shoes off so you can see her toes.

Do you realise how much of a stink this could make, with this?
>post to his account for lulz on tier with that one Texas official that posts BIG ANIME TIDDIES on his socmed account
DO IT

Is that you Duckmandrake?

This is some premium OC. I can't wait to see the finished product.

Love the flooding. Nicely done user.

Texas is the Reddit state of the Nation. California is Chad central.

I wonder how bad the looting will be and how groups like antifa or BLM will react when some dindu gets shot dead trying to strip copper wire from the wrong house.

So We're clear to move in ahead, Once I really start working on this I won't Czech in until I'm done.

What a waste.

Looks good to me, though I'm not sold on including Jeff.

Jeff isn't the storm, you fool. He's technically somewhere inside Texas-chan getting fucked by Harvey

He's getting torn to shreds by flying debras.

Excellent, excellent. I hope you're good enough with replicating his face, or he might not recognise "himself". Reactions from the pollack could range from "i did not issue my likeness for this please remove it" to utter flattery. It's going to be hilarious, regardless how he reacts to being spammed with it upon his return from the eye of the storm.

He's dead, you fucking retard. Your suggestion just killed a potentially great source of memetic energy.

so jeff is a no go.

You're the artist, fam. It's up to you if you want to meme a weather jew currently being tossed around like a sack of potatoes.

It's not even done yet, you cuck. Have some hope for the poor plumber-in-culture. He'll probably turn up live, and this would be tribute of the highest count, regardless.

It just doesn't make any sense for him to be the one fucking Texas, he's in Texas, he's getting fucked.

I don't think you understand what being within the storm like him means. At this rate, he practically is the storm, dead or not. If he's alive like they estimate him to be (the storms kicking down, by the way), then he will live on as the storm. This is a fucking saga, right here.

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lol, just look at his face

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT HOW DO I FUCKING UNFILTER A POST I ACCIDENTLYL FILTERED FUCK SHIT THIS FUCKING GOD DAMNG REEEEEE

It's a Polish surname, user. It's the equivalent to being "of piotriow". If it was fucked up, then he'd be 100% Jude, but as far as I'm concerned, he's a Pollack trying to plunge the eye of Henry.

options > clear all filters

Top of the thread, click Show All Posts.

thank you both. please forgive my momentary autism

NEWS 4: SAN ANTONIO REPORTING HARVERY HAS BEEN DOWNGRADED TO A CATAGORY 2 HURRICANE

C'mon, Jeff! I know you can make it through this!

ESTIMATED SAN ANTONIO IS GOING TO GET HIT AT 10:00 UTC

Harvey made landfall exactly 12 years after Katrina made first US landfall in Florida (August 25, 2005 - August 25, 2017).

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From Wikipedia:


Blazing iron. Interesting.

6:19AM is high tide, add the surge and Texas coastline is new Atlantis in a few hours.

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Sorry guys, I just remembered that I really should be getting some sleep. Also I'm cautious that the electricity might go out.
So here's a crappy version.
Would have liked to have finished, but the way the rain is hitting my window makes me doubt that the internet will hold up.

Just finish it up for tomorrow.

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OP's pic literally looks like butthurt (head down, legs apart)

NONWHITES GOT YE GONE

Porn is degenerate and jewish. Masturbation is degenerate. Sex is intended only to be between a straight married couple for the purpose of reproduction.


>>>/bog/

That's pretty good news, shame I had to crash out before the other wall hit.

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This thread really went to shit fast.
I blame it mostly on Jeff's stream going down(also the jews).

There isn't much happening now, it's been downgraded to Cat 1 and all. I suppose what's left to do is wait on the nigging.

The main problem is the storm isn't going to move at all until Tuesday, it will just keep pissing down tain until then.

I caught that in the previous threads, the whole slow cooking nature of it. But wait, there's more.

Its morning fellow Texanons! What will day 2 have in store?

Also fire ants!

TAKE YOUR KIKEBOOK TIER FG MEME AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

any word on my boy jeff?

I'm curious of what rockport looks like right now, are there any streams still up?

did jeff survive? I overslept.

HE LIVES
pscp.tv/w/1ynKOVjgorvxR

Just woke up too, he's ALIVE?!?

If his stream cuts again you can just go here and see if he's live again. pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/

Yup, sounds like no injuries either.

youtu.be/uJP3RwaAlns

Here's a weather channel stream.

LOOTMIS ALREADY STARTING

Police Chief of Corprus Christi confirming there have been businesses robbed and 1 property owner using deadly force to put down a didnu.

kristv.com/

Kek, wonder if that's the first confirmed fatality of Harvey.

I FUCKING TOLD YOU

JEFF
IS
ETERNAL

pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1ynKOVjgorvxR?autoplay&t=13

now he just has to fight off the hordes… will jeff make it? stay tuned…

He is
IMORTAN JEFF
Also he's from the Milwaukee area ,most likely Dutch Polish or German. Probabaly not heeb unless I'm way wrong.

Was that on their stream by the way? I'm not seeing an article.

I'm going to bet he's prepared after doing this madness for 30+ years.

This is like Mad Max Niggercane

episode 2

Yes. They where interviewing him on camera. Dont know if you can rewind. Was an interview outside. The chief was a white guy with a ballcap that said CCPD in yellow letters. Was about 20-25mins ago

haven't seen that edge in fucking years

THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF A STAND
MENACE
MENACE
MENACE

Kek wtf is this? Rule 34 of Texas-chan getting fugged by a hurricane?

>pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1ynKOVjgorvxR?autoplay&t=13
Feels good when you wake up and the guy you wanted to survive, survived.

local news livestream

SHITS FUCKED in rockport
pscp.tv/w/1lPKqwyQgamJb

Yep. Hurricane Harvey (played by Jeff Piotrowski) raping Texas-chan.

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NONWHITES GOT YE GONE

Abbott is doing a press conference now

YES! Tornado warning in Metro Houston.

They downgraded it to category 1. It's actually fucking nothing

The flooding is forecast for tonight into tomorrow.

Reporter asked about illegal immigrants being turned away at shelters.

Let's hope it's true.

Sure it's a warning?

Any streams up? I went to bed around 1am EST last night and haven't seen anything since.

Saw it on the weather channel stream shortly before I posted. That's all I know.

Seems like a lot of infrastructure got knocked out last night when the ass end of the storm made landfall. Honestly I am shocked Jeff had the cell service he did for as long as he did, that was really something special last night.

I think a lot of people are also very exhausted and have defaulted to saving their own ass with no energy left to stream or report.

pscp.tv/w/1OwxWoAmlykxQ

Not live but gives you an idea of what stuff looks like

And it just began. This is not a quick event- it will be an extremely long slog (3 maybe 4 days). It will test everyone's patience as it goes on and on and on. People won't be able to let their guards down; everyone will stay with an elevated level of stress since no one knows if it will come or when it will come. In other words it is a ripe atmosphere for chaos at least in Houston properexactly like Allison

Indeed

The Austin news station was reporting this morning that they expect Harvey to spread out as it loses organization. The drenching rains are going to become more and more wide spread. Local authorities are reporting the ground was already saturated. I remember seeing something last night that San Antonio had just gotten 10 inches of rain from some other storm last week.

too bad this is what most people think about when they think commiefornia

Fuck you, AZ is our buddy

t. Real Texas

cowboy land > (((Calipornia))), any day

both states have spic hordes so that's not really an argument though

NEXRAD(Doppler radar developed/owned by the DoD and is deployed across the US) and using some form of power plants to generate clouds.

Any SATX anons ever wanna meet up at a public venue to grab a beer, shoot skeet, or play a round of golf let me know. I'm not afraid of being doxed. It's our time now.

Are we going to acknowledge the fact that this rainfall is supposed to continue for 5+ days?

Wasn't surprised to see no motion on this thread. Just FYI- Houston is flooding like fucking crazy and exactly as fucking predicted
10" - 15" in some areas ALREADY
THE HAPPENING IS STILL NOT OVER LADS
ALREADY 1 FATALITY
SHELTER IN PLACE IN PASADENA
STORM HAS STALLED AND CASCADING IN RAIN BAN AFTER RAIN BAN
HAS NEARLY MET ALLISON LEVELS AFTER 1 DAY
4 MORE FUCKING DAYS TO GO


youtube.com/watch?v=IOwOK7e940o

khou.com/weather

Any civil unrest/chimpouts yet?

Roads are completely impassable so no way. Everything is at a standstill so not yet. Give 'em a couple of days to run out of supplies. I say if this keeps at this rate till Monday or later then it'll get ugly.

FATALITY?!?!?

i live in Houston near downtown. my street got pretty flooded and this morning the bayou next to us at studemont and allen parkway was pretty fucked. i'm glad i bought into the water meme, we are loaded up ready to ride it out.

Cheers to any of my texas anons.

3 Deaths

Good luck user. Just out of curiosity, did you stock up on food too? Do you have power?

Oooo, missed the other two. Only saw the one from Gessner and Memorial. Is that 3 from the whole event, or 3 tonight from the flooding?


Yeah I'm very glad I'm perpetually stocked- be a good fire drill and get me to rotate some stock.

still have power, pretty insane thunderstorm earlier. have food as well to last us a while. it is super calm right now but will probably kick back up.

3 In all for tonight

Harris County Flood Control just said that people are having to shelter in their attics due to flooding down the I45 Corridor in the SE part of the City. From 610 - Pasadena. This is turning out to be /ourstorm/

sage for double post

for reference i've lived in the houst area for almost 20 years now. this is a pretty intense storm. hope my booze holds out.

South East Houston is Flooding like Crazy.

Same here, one of the few natives left and this reminds me of Allison but if it keeps up like this for the next couple of days- this will blow Allison out of the water. Of course Allison happened before the fucker exploded and became The Most Diverse City in America™ so I don't think the neighborly and friendly attitude will be the same. With SE Houston getting it so bad we may see chimpouts around Hobby- problem is the rednecks are getting it too.

I hope all of south east houston floods like katrina

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ya its getting pretty bad my friends house in friendswood is slowly about to be flooded. the garage down the hill is already fucked.

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Channel 11 just recommended to take an axe with you when you go up to the attic so you can chop a hole in the roof a la Katrina. Complete mindfuck.

It was literally nothing

Houstonfag here, water is getting pretty high

Give it time edgelord and enjoy your higher priced Gasoline

dude this is going to be a major clean up. billions of dollars in damage. an entire highschool was destroyed, random tornados poping up in katy area fucking shit up. not to mention all the manufacturing plants around our area.

DAY 2 of 5

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I sense non-whites can't handle the storm as well

death to the non-whites

need a new thread

KEK

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It'll take 18 - 36 months to return to full production with the refineries. This is bad enough it could be the black swan that brings the whole thing down.


Unprepared, panicky rabbits and where the boat rescues are being called for is in the barrio.


I got it

NEW BREAD

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Are we going to see a strange amount of deaths from this?

Several people have said they have called in and are put on a "rescue list" down in SE Houston and they had thick accents so probably.

>youtube.com/watch?v=IOwOK7e940o
This guy genuinely sucks compared to Jeff. I want Jeff back.

GOOD LUCK FLOOD-CHAN

KILL BEANERS AND NIGGERS FLOOD-CHAN

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Bueno.

Stop shilling your water you mountain valley faggots.

OMG. This woman has lost her weaves.

NEW BREAD

HERE COMES IRMA

I tried a couple times to make another harvey/irma thread. I keep getting an error

I think we can confirm that some higher being hates southeast Texas if Irma just so happens to go the same path as Harvey.

She could also take the same path as SANDY. Its already a CAT3

PLEASEHITNEWYORKPLEASEHITNEWYORKPLEASEHITNEWYORKPLEASEHITNEWYORK

It might, but crossing the Appalachians is going to take steam out of the storm. Damage potential is low

Yeah damn Codemonkey fucked up the thread creation.

Posting is messed up right now, server is shitting itself

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When you post so much about putting sweet potatoes on your frozen pizza it destroys the server.

new bread