He's turning 18 this year

Wasn't he on /cow/ recently, or am I mixing things up?

nu-male.
I remember in one google hangout chat he came out as being gay and wanting to fug Link.
it was still discussed wither he made it up or it was just his hormones in wack.
it's been 3 years and I lost the screen caps

That's an indicator of overwhelming levels of testosterone though

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>there are much, much younger people posting here

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1: Not vidya
2: Y'all are fucking weird.

He and chris will always be Holla Forums

They grow up so fast.

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Niether. I think he's given up on humanity and become a NEET who never leaves his home. And as the sad realities of adulthood hit him he'll commit suicide sometime in the next 2–3 years

I want newfags to leave

I don't think you're familiar enough with autism

Rule 9. E-celeb threads are against board rules, not actually vidya, just e-celeb related.

Wait, what?

Oh my

his audience apart from Holla Forums was mostly 10 year olds who liked him unironically.
I bet you even like doos ecks

Nice rebuttal there. Next am I a shill?

Deus Ex is a good game. What of it?

Chen sure is an epic meme, right?

It's only done as a way of reinforcing that we aren't like them. Lolcows are just a way to help the autistic, mongoloid retards here, make them believe they're not that bad in comparison. Don't know why they'd make a lolcow out of a kid though, perhaps they're underage?

Threads focused on e-celebs and the gossip surrounding them will be bumplocked. Examples include "[random YouTuber] hate thread," "Dodger thread," "What happened to Arin?" or "It's a Woolie episode." E-celeb-related news that are big enough to warrant discussion (for example, something that has an impact on the industry) may not be bumplocked

Seems more like the faggots want to fuck him. Still an e-celeb thread and not vidya.

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I wonder if Sammy still likes sanic or did the medication remove that too

Shouldn't you be getting mad at twitter right now? I'm sure your memes are new to them

I always thought he was doing ironically?

Why not wait till the mods do it then? I don't think complaining is going to do much

Not an argument.

A guy can only report so many times. Besides, saging is a community service.

Complaining is going to derail the thread and prevent people from partaking.

So did Jessi Slaughter

I didn't intend it to be an argument. Why don't you go make a thread about videogames or go talk about videogames in a videogame thread? Your anger at people not following the rules and your 4chan tier memes are pitiful

But why do you care so much? Just filter it

She could have been a cute girl

Pretty grotesque, indeed.

Eh. I've seen worse.

If you want to talk about fucking some kid that bad, take it to >>>/cuteboys/ . Holla Forums is for vidya discussion.

Because you're not following the rules and shitting up the catalog as a result.

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Oh, piss off, we're talking about barely legal ugly teenage girls now.

You need to stop man, its embarrassing and doubling down only makes your redditcore origins more evident and cringe worthy. Bow out man abort you cant salvage this shit.

How do you not just kill yourself with all that?

I don't see you in the other non-vidya threads.

I'd fuck him

You should just stop user, you're embarrassing yourself.

Which is not vidya related discussion.

Theres nothing embarrassing about defending the rules of the board. This thread violates rule 9 and should be bumplocked or deleted. You want to talk about fucking a kid, take it to >>>/cuteboys/ or one of your pedo boards. Leave it off of Holla Forums.

Cant be everywhere at once.

You should follow board rules. It's people like you and the others ruining Holla Forums.

Too bad, faggot, you should do something about it if you can. Otherwise, just report the thread and move on. Remember: You have no power here.

I'd fuck him. I bet he has a cute little feminine penis too. :3

I get a feeling that's self-diagnosed bullshit or exaggeration.

Are you looking to compete with 215?

gee
I wonder

He didn't even like Sanic that much, he was more of a Mario/Zelda fan than anything.
I remember him saying he wanted to grow up and work on vidya.

I am, I reported, saged and am letting you all know that this thread is against board rules and you're all making Holla Forums worse by participating.

Just trying to improve board quality. How about you post in one of the no mans sky threads and contribute to the board, instead of being a burden?

It's angry and pathetic fags like you that "ruin /v" gamergoy

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Congratulations, you're the hero of Holla Forums. Go collect your Board Defender award from Mark and Hotwheels over on /operate/.

You sure are a shill.

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Looks legit.

I didn't order any pizza

There you go, you're halfway there. Now go post in one of the threads and shit on the shit game.

I dont need a reward for making Holla Forums a better place.

Not an argument.

I'm going to keep this thread alive just because you are an autistic faggot.

checked

You're aware you're contributing to a thread that goes against Holla Forums rules?

Not an argument.

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Are these fags this intolerable in the GG threads, too?

Maybe that was his goal all along.

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GG has done nothing wrong.

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I never said it did. You're a self-righteous boy, aren't you?

There is a difference between a lolcow and an e-celeb.
The e-celeb seeks attention voluntarily.
The lolcow receives attention unknowingly.

Yes.

are you aware you're an autistic rulefag and nobody likes rulefags?

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Dont you want to make Holla Forums great again? First you need to stop threads like these and the rule 7 breaking threads and we can get there. That deserves a little zealotry.

Holla Forums was never good.

And you're contributing to a thread against board rules. You should know better.

Not an argument.

It was, once.

Stop lolcow threads? Why don't you go shitpost in a Chris-chan thread, tell me how that works out for you.

Holla Forums was never good you autistic gamergoy faggot.

No, stop rule 9 and rule 7 breaking threads. This is just one of many. That doesnt make this thread and all of you any less wrong though.

Then you're too new to Holla Forums to remember.

It's just pointing out how you're a hypocrite

At this point, the rulefag should be banned for Rule 8 for shitting up a lolcow thread. Or maybe he's the lolcow in the lolcow thread.

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Well, we have been laughing at him for thinking this is an e-celeb thread.
If this is such a wrong thread, then why haven't the mods done anything by now?

He's basically that kid that would tattle tale and would constantly nag about rules and wonder why he gets bullied

I have been here since September 2014, nigger.

I am not.

How do you shit up a thread against board rules? It's shit by default.

You're both making Holla Forums worse by participating in this and contributing. You're far worse in this situation.

If that were even remotely true, then you'd remember how it was for the first 6 months when we got here.

But Holla Forums was pretty good back in September.

In terms of Holla Forums, it was for a few months after exodus. And maybe before while we weren't here, though low on traffic.

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Just treat him as the resident lolcow, then.

I said cuckchan Holla Forums, 8ch Holla Forums was indeed good in it's first three months.

GG threads are always about e-celeb bullshit

This, I guess it's technically on topic after all.

What do you usually do on your free time?

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No you didnt. You said Holla Forums. Why would anyone think halfchan Holla Forums when were here?

Usually news related, which is a caveat in the board 9 rule.

Play vidya.

Lad, If you were around back in September 2014, you would know that your own actions would be considered "making Holla Forums worse", especially if you were shitting up an actual valid thread, such as this one. Perhaps if you were to ignore the threads you consider shit and only contribute to the ones you consider valid, the board's quiality would improve in accordance to what you think is good.

then why are you here? endchan and 8ch.pl exist.

What video games have you played today, user?

So, is that what all "phillosophers" do?

Whenever I say "Holla Forums was never good" I mean halfchan Holla Forums, I forgot to add "halfchan" there, Plus Holla Forums.co Holla Forums was good in it's first three months, then after Second Exodus, our Holla Forums has turned to shit.

Holla Forums got worse when people stopped telling people like you making shit threads and newfags to lurk more. Which got the catalog in this condition.

Saints Row 2 and MGS2.

What do you play?

Why don't you go make an MGS thread?

So I can watch as the quality of Holla Forums discussing video games slowly dying and shitposting increases, I already know endchan and 8ch.pl, 16chan exist.

Yeah, when moot did that second shutdown on Holla Forums he really ruined your guys board. You saw the quality drop fucking fast. Didnt help your original BO got ousted either.

Sammy being legal isnt news. Sammy making new videos again and shitting on the next deus ex would be news.

RPGs mostly, some turn based strategy games as well.

It'd just end up talking about metal gear survive, and end up depressing me.

Why are you talking about e-celebs user, I thought they were against the rules. I'm afraid I will have to report you to the authorities because it is wrong what you just did.

Save us from the hordes of shitposters, marble guy.

He should have a wig and lipstick then…

Holla Forums was right

rulecuckery to the max

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t. Holla Forums

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I thought e-celeb threads weren't allowed.

Once more, this is a lolcow thread. Learn the difference, it could save your neck.

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That is correct, it is not video games and this thread is shit.

Same thing, he is a youtube personality.

Theyre trying to justify it because Sammy was a lol-cow like chris-chan was. Its still an e-celeb thread though and theyre mostly having it because theyre thirsty faggots who want to fuck him.

Chris-chan is*

No he's not, he doesn't even make videos anymore. He's not making cash off his uploads, he's just some autistic teenager with shitty taste in video games. Chill the fuck out.

Your new is shining brightly

I never wanted to fuck sammy, you autistic gamergoy faggot.

Exactly

Cry me a river faggots.

I see what you did there

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You've made your case already, and I personally agree. At this point, however, people are just posting in this thread to heckle you and they're bumping this shit thread in the process. It really would be better for you to just stop responding.

Uhh, you are a homo

what did you expect? rulefags hunt in packs. just block and move on.

Holy shit, you really arent from around here. I thought people were taking the piss.

At least theyre trying to make Holla Forums great again as well.

It's funnier watching that guy rage on about board rules on an anonymous image board.

Out of curiosity, is there any reason why you're calling me a homo? I did say I agreed with how there's little functional difference between this lolcow thread and a typical e-celeb thread.

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diogenes masturbated in public and peed on people who laughed at him

Sounds slav tbh

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Hey user. I don't like trip fags but could you possibly set yourself up a tripcode for future posts? That way we know it's you and we can keep laughing at you.

I mean, you obviously like the attention anyway.

Ffrick

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I just don't like this thread.

bump cause ur being a fag

Then why not hide it you fucking retard?

It's funny because there wasn't much to talk about regarding this thread anyway. It would have been in and out quickly with a few posts about time flying and sammy videos.
Retards throwing a fit are the ones keeping it around longer that it would have been. I guess they really like sammy

It would still be there.

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That webm makes me really sad for some reason.

Just shave it off, user. Spare yourself the mockery now.

no fun allowed
pretty sure he's quietly gone insane in any case

What's the problem with that? Mods clearly think the thread is okay, since they've been here and deleted a post.
You're just being an autistic faggot, derailing threads because Holla Forums doesn't follow your personal rules.

genes etc.

it'd be cool if we got some nazi lolis in here

Source?

This is an e-celeb thread.

"What's the problem with that? Mods clearly think the thread is okay, since they've been here and deleted a post."
Did you even read the post you illiterate nigger?

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PRAISE KEK, AUTISTIC GAMERGOYS B T F O.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW RIGHT I AM

I can't hear you over these digits

Finally, people around here with respectable heads on their shoulders.

I want to fuck that cat.

Maybe if I eat your heart I will gain your powers

I dare you

Ah, he is a pocket gay. I want to fug his bp.

What if the Maori's and Aztecs were right? And Jews have just been keeping the secrets of cannibalism hidden because they're scared of how powerful we can become.

How old are you, exactly?

Don't tempt me, you have no idea what lengths I'd be willing to go to have perfect hair forever.

Shame he's drugged up but he dodged a major bullet family.

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Kill yourself, you autistic waste of air.

Why don't they just call it "crazy bitch syndrome"?

As a man whose mother had BPD, calling it "Crazy Bitch Syndrome" would be an understatement.

How?
did you even read ?

Anyone got that webm of that anime girl turning her phone off to stop cyber bullies?

Who?

It's because we feel it.
There he is cradling the only thing in life that really mattered, the only thing he was truly passionate about and made sense to him.
In his final moments he's forced to reflect whether it was that very thing that brought him to were he is now.
Having let go of everything he looks up at the world one last time, but without the thing he's clung to all his life.
It stops there because even we don't know what happens when you finally let go of everything.
It's frighting, but there's that small hope that even after that there's a road back.
Your sad because you think there isn't

Aztecs thought sacrificing and shit is what kept the sky, sun, moon and starts from falling and destroying us like the previous 4 times or some shit.

he claims to have never taken pills and was just a late bloomer.
he did have to witness his prents divorcing and stuff, I think that's why he's been going through depression

No.
No.
You're making a mistake.

People latch onto Chris and says he's about Sonic. It has literally destroyed that franchise. Sonic used to just be edgy, now it's a fucking laughing stock where it's not a morality tale.

Whoever this OP kid is, I say keep /cow/ on /cow/ or you'll slowly meme video games into the next mlp.

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I literally don't know who this kid is, and I don't much care.

If he still hasn't started puberty like it appears from his face, and posts 18-year-old nudes where he looks like he's still 11, I might care.

Who the fuck is this and why should I care?

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Good job being retarded

I for one welcome our justified civil war!

thats cool why dont you go suck his dick

Well how do you know I'm not sucking his dick right now, eh faggot?

but thats illegal!

he turns 18 in october so it's A-OK

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OH SHIT

(USER WAS V&D FOR THIS POST)

That's still newfag territory.

Where the fuck did the time go? How long has it been since he started making videos? Three years? It seemed like only yesterday he was ranting about Doos Ex.

It was 2012, soon it would be 2018, then soon it would be 2020.

that means will be outta jail in october right? thats how that works?

Now that I have a good look at him, this ugly kid looks like an older version of Cody the ninja sandmastah. I guess he didn't die after all.

Welp, looks like he's me.

cedra leave before i fucking kill you again

Reminder.

Does anybody else feel sort of melancholy watching these people degrade?

>You can legally fuck someone born in the year 2000 in some states.

Yes

That's only if you're like 21 or younger

I've always wondered why a male counterpart to Little Lupe hasn't gotten into porn. Doesn't even have to be gay, legal /ss/ is a completely untapped market. Hell even a skinny 18 year old fucking a tall woman would be a marked improvement over the status quo.

What, you don't like beefy tattooed men, old bags of bones, and bee bee cee in your porn?

Not always.
Some states have an age of consent of 18, with a close age exception where it is legal for an adult within a few years of age of the younger partner.
In many others, the age of consent really is 16. If you're willing to face the scorn of society and the wrath of their parents, you really can go out and pork a high school student today.
But keep in mind, you have to be a resident of the state for its age of consent laws to apply to you. Hopping a state border to fuck your jailbait gf is explicitly illegal.
By the same token, US citizens can be punished for traveling abroad to take advantage of countries with different age of consent laws.

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Thoughts on Sonic Mania and Sonic 2017?

What the frick? Time passes so quickly.

Also seems like yesterday that we enjoyed video updates from pre-tranny CWC. You know, back when he was actually entertaining.

Watching him now is just depressing. It's almost draining in a way. Like he contaminates you with his lethargy.

Am I a loser for getting nostalgic over internet autists?

Fuck off to /cuteboys you filthy degenerates. When the time comes for a race war you'll all be roasting inside the oven.

I don't give a fuck about underage I like em mature but why is this a thing? I should do something illegal in a country I'm visiting otherwise I'd get fucked when I go home?

Fuck off to /r/4chan you filthy plebbitor.

Because pedos were getting away with taking their money to third world countries and having orgies with 12 year olds. South Korea has similar laws because South Korean businessmen were doing the same all over brown asia.

What kind of punishments?

Welcome to hell.

I'm 27 and people say I'm 16 when I shave. Good luck on your work place.

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Why does he look like a lesbian?

A good ol' colon pounding from Bubba.

Not all US laws apply in foreign countries, just age of consent laws. Unless "out of state relaxation" was a euphemism for kiddie diddling.

Also, the US is the only country that tries to tax citizens on income they earned abroad. Most people can get out of paying extra taxes but you still have to file the forms and it's a huge pain in the ass.

jesus christ she was better off as a loli

go back to reddit

he's surprisingly dickable

user you're spoonfeeding a redditor who just came here for the first time on how to fit in

Who doesnt , men and woman alike all want a piece of that fairyboy ass, its only natual

If it's only kiddie diddling that's not allowed out of state then all is well.

Truly faggotry isn't natural.

This ass pained reddit fag.

sage

wew. I can't wait until after memorial day.

This kid must have been exposed to a lot of lead.

didn't he dressed like a girl one time for a video? anyone has the link?

what? they only sacrificed people to feed the gods and stuff.

No, they also practiced ritual cannibalism of the sacrificed as well

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>You can legally fuck anyone born in 2000 anywhere in Canada
>Even if she's a dog

This.

I can legally fuck someone born in 2003

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That's what I like about high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

Yeah!
Rules are for little kids!
The cool kids (like is) are rebels!

is he cute now

Twink fuckboy.

I hope you're enjoying your cancer

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lolcows != ecelebs

you'd think newfags trying to fit in would readapt their strategy once they've been called out by anyone who's been here for longer than a month
this is worse than the clueless people during harmony

His last video ;_;

He stopped making videos because he became depressed about being a meme.

That was Feb 2016

Earlier in July he said he's not depressed anymore

HAPPENING

OH FUCK HE HAS A BLOG LOOK HOW SWAGGED OUT THIS NIGGA IS

scsfproductions.blogspot.ca/

He's got good taste in nuggets

nice he changed that gay haircut
he's a 7/10 if i was a girl and didn't care about effeminate men or a 3/10 if i was and cared. would still take his virginity

This guy's hair changed the same way mine did. Is this a fricking sign?

do you think he photoshopped his fingers to be longer so chicks would think his dick is big?

Please don't mention that

i think he has a developmental disorder

and a bone disease

and terminal autism

But if you look at the picture his fucking pinkie and ring finger are almost half as long as his index and middel finger

he's a fucked up individual

It might be because they're bent.

He actually looks a lot like me when i was a kid.

I expected no better or less.

oh for FUCKS sake which one of you assholes did this

Prissy Chrissy didn't piss on anyone, just get pissed off.

Poor kid tbh.

the fuck is wrong with you people, get a fucking life, losers

He dodged a bullet. Im glad he turned out normal-ish

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wheredoyouthinkyouare.jaypeg

I have many.

Because, I am a GAMER.

Is this your first time on an imageboard, bud?

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can this thread die already

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Technically the thread is 2 posts and 1 images closer to bumplimit so you didn't help any but hurt the thread more.

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Jesus that's special

I'd fuck him.

GOD DAMN IT

your kid self was a fag

oh shit
i can confirm the finger thing, i have small and thick fingers and my dick is 14cm but a fucking thick stump

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What other old lolcows are worth mentioning?
We already know Chris-chan's current status.

Nigga still looks 13

what a time to be alive

Also, why does every single person on Tumblr have fibromyalgia and bpd? Is is because they're super easy to self-diagnose?

>mfw bloated/chubby belly fetish and currently jerking off

I'm the reverse.
26, and people think I'm in my late 30's.

lad…

Do you like hair, user?

That guy who ate his own shit and raped a girl or something, I forgot his name.

Because that's Rebecca Sugar posing as Sammy.

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G-d damn it.

Its all that internett that fucked him up

I see a little moustache there, maybe you're right.

Isn't dominance in general a sign of high test?

Besides a few balding spots I have the same kind of hair. It's amusing because everyone arround me is getting bald.

Super-easy to self-diagnose and BPD is reasonably easy to fake, you just have to be the kind of psychopath who'd fake mental illness for attention and you can claim BPD.

Yeah, to his girl cousin he used to have in his videos.