HARVEY IS NOW AT CATEGORY 4!
ALL TEXASANONS BRACE FOR IMPACT!
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HARVEY IS NOW AT CATEGORY 4!
ALL TEXASANONS BRACE FOR IMPACT!
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I kept hovering over that thinking it was a spoiler.
Literally Jeff: pscp.tv
So comfy
git comfy
It's just a cool, windy evening up here in Dallas. Having a beer and enjoying the breeze.
IT'S STILL IN TEXAS
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Jesus fucking Christ that guy is an absolute madman.
Wait can hurricanes last that long?
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if that happens, most of texas will be part of the gulf
Is it just going to stay at a high category for a week straight? On land? That seems unbelievable to me.
WITNESSED!
Oh shit what are you doing nigger. I need that picture for this moment.
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make it so
no I don't think so hurricanes always weaken over land whatever they claim it will probably be a tropical storm or at point however it will dump a ton of rain everywhere flooding everything.
quads confirm drowned beaners
OH NO
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CONSTANT CATEGORY CINCO CARNAGE
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well fuck.
checked
OH YES!
You must be a texan.
Too bad we can barely see shit.
Would be nice if Jeff TURNED OFF HIS WINDSHEILD WIPERS because they're distracting as fuck and are quite redundant
These niggers are insane.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guess it's time to get the phone or tablet running.
Should've bought at monitor at the thrift shop I guess
Normally its more a matter of heat I thought then land, normally a week is enough to take a hurricane from florida to at least half way to Maine if not most of it. If it sits half in the gulf and half shitting on mexico it could last a long as time (not to mention that even as a less then hurricane it could still positively drench texas).
I saw that happen live , you crafty fucker you
Rolling for a 5
You can see it in fullscreen by pressing F11
So is this going to effect more Whites, blacks, or mexicans?
Holy shit its getting real boys, comfiness reaching new levels
Get the fuck out of my brain. I'm not joking. Wind like that and wipers are the most redundant thing conceivable
I'm in DFW and there's barely wind and absolutely no rain. Fuck I actually hopef it would rain my lawn is dying tbh.
The coast is mostly Mexicans with some middle and upper class white folk living in gated communities.
J E F F
E
F
F
How can you not be hyped by Jeff's contagious hype?
I'm talking still being able to see it while jumping to another tab. How do you shut off the stupid comments and hearts on mobile? I know on PC and my tablet with a keyboard it's H but none of that on the phone, trying to use mobile data instead of my internet
NOLA needs another douche
The Hurricane formed in the fucking Gulf of Mexico. The water tempurature of the Golf of Mexico can get as high as 90 degrees in August.
Hot water=convection, convection=thunderclouds. As hot air rises cold air falls creating a cloud with a negative charge at the bottom and a positive charge at the top. This is why storms happen. There is more than enough potential energy in the Gulf to keep that hurricane fed assuming it remains just enough over water. If it goes over land it will eventually die out because there's no more water to feed convection
we need to find some streams of beaners/nigs panicking in the dark
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JEFF
Looks to be bad. Is it even going to hit the major blue points?
Looks to be bad. Is it even going to hit the major blue points?
Dude survived an EF5, is going to get taken out by a hurricane.
BUILDING IS FAILING
BUILDING IS FAILING
BUILDING IS FAILING
BUILDING IS FAILING
BUILDING IS FAILING
Jesus christ, Jeff!
As he stands there narrating
Can someone man the hurricane's path to the electoral map? I need to know if I should feel bad for these texans yet.
Could you fags please stop?
JEFF
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A near-F5 hurricane formed in the Gulf of Mexico, mind you.
JEFF MEETS HIS DEATH
*near Cat-5
fug
I would feel comfy in that car if it was just a storm
EF5 was a reference to a tornado, but damn. We get typhoons here, but they have not been at this level. Shit, I still have to go to work in up to a cat 3 typhoon.
he is about to have 50 tons of cinderblocks fall on that car
Don't get me wrong, Jeff is a baddass and I give him all the credit he deserves. But he risks its so we can ll be comfy as it unfolds.
The roof is being subjected to microbursts most likely. Microbursts happen just above the ground and are essentially pockets of uneven pressure that can create small bursts of winds that could reach 200 mph or more
Really? Seems mostly white
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Only the southern tip is super beaner.
GODSPEED JEFF
This car wash is just a pole barn.. freestanding roof open all around. Wind hits it right and its an airplane wing
EYEWALL APPORACHING
BRACE FOR IMPACT
oh shit
Yeah, I don't like the look of this. Hope its over quickly and Trump makes this top priority
THIS IS IT
Checked. Mexican vermin can't swim. Let them and the rich liberals drown
THE ROOFS ARE COMING OFF
THE WETNESS SPREADS
FLYING SPICS EVERYWHERE
WATCH OUT
What does "landfall" mean in this context?
THE WHOLE ROOF JUST CAME OFF
Neither do I. Its almost like Katrina all over again. Thankfully Trump has a very clear example of how to and to not handle this.
Finally got a good view of the building behind this madman and he turned the camera. Kek
THAT BUILDING JUST GOT HARVEY'D!
i think its when the eye of the storm hits the land
When the eyewall of the storm crosses onto land.
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150== == CAT 5
MEXICAN SINKING BEANS
FUCK
For a couple of seconds I thought we had lost him.
JUST A GENTLE BREEZE
*Crossover
AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF
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Yeah fuck what the statistics say. I've been to the coast and it's full of spics who can't speak english.
FEED LOST
stream dead. is jeff?
you have to press refresh
WE JUST LOST JEFF
That little blue shack though.
checked dubs confirm
This
Jeff is having a great time!
To be fair the last census was 2010, which is what that map reflects. Lots of things change in 7 years.
Seems like things are dead on this stream… Has the eye of the storm not moved this far yet or something??
Interesting tidbit that I just realized. There is a nuclear power plant that is roughly 20 miles from where the fucking thing is making landfall.
SOUTH TEXAS NUCLEAR PROJECT IS IN THE HEAVY SHIT
HARVEY SHALL CAUSE TRUE FALLOUT FERALS IN TEXAS
All you Texas anons on the coast, stay safe. I got friends and family there, and this shit if wild.
Silly normie bothering with the windshield wipers in the car.
He will pay for his hubris.
I seriously doubt even 10% of the spics on the coast are legal. They are border hoppers tbh.
seems really fucking slow, which means more destruction
hoping NOLA gets some Harvey love
It's a relatively slow storm. Which is bad because the longer it remains over water the more potential energy it has to sustain itself.
You ever bust a nut into the eye of a hurricane? The ultimate high
he is having cell signal issues now… stream cucking out.
inb4 lefties virtue signal about how racist people only care about texas being hit, but the shitskins in Mexico got hit too and where dem gibs
Will the radiation get blown south? Is this part of some master plan?
Seems there was worry of it stalling but the eye is getting in closer to Jeff now.
I dont know, i would expect them to build it stable enough to withstand hurricanes given that its in a hurricane zone.
You have to refresh it often.
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What do NPPs do during hurricanes? Are they strong enough to withstand a hurricane? Do they shut down and move the fuel deeper to protect it?
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Like the Japs built it earthquake / tsunami proof like it was in an earthquake / tsunami zone? Or did it go to the lowest bidder in the 1975 - 89?
Even still, there are many whites that are going to be the path of destruction, and you can bet that the fed is going to do everything it can to keep them underwater for the rest of their impoverished life. Moreover its going to be moving to East Texas, one of the Whitest and earliest settled area. Hurricane 2 might be different, the East Coast is full of non-whites.
its working.. just dropping down to like 144p
Hurricanes be racyss, because day ain't being named Hizzycanes
Did his wife just call him?? It's strange watching a man get a call from his wife in desperation like that…
Yeah, it's doing it to me too and I have 8MB/s downstream speed so it's not just me
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Oh, I get you. Yeah, the storm is likely disrupting the signals.
it looks like he is down to 1 bar on his cellphone.
The nearest cell site prob died and now he is on one further away.
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you can see the signal level on his
this jeff. hello?
that debris that flew by had some ass on it
ye gods man
FALLOUT 2018
Retribution of the green beaners
samefagging
I hope he will be okay, because he was one of the only people to honestly report on the Joplin tornado, while mainstream news was making it seem like Mayberry; when it was a pretty big little city.
I CAN NOT TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW
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Who's trying to shit up the stream?
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Checked.
DAMNIT JEFF GET BACK IN YOUR DAMN CAR
nigs messed with With that lady Orleans statue. That's extreme badluck for everyone in the gulf area.
His boss bitching for better quality
doesn't look like the stream is gonna hold. far tower must be getting hit
Some dumb roastie, probably.
or not, it looks better
Am I about to watch a man die?
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that sheet metal roof will slice your right in 2
@>InB4 2 weeks hoverhand over TX cost
I don't want to press F to pay respects.
Yes.
Nah, Jeff isn't going anywhere because…
hes anchored down by his balls.
someone I hate lives in texas
I hope the place drowns.
What type of car is he using?
Off by one
Inb4 600mph by the time it hits
gloomtube link
youtu.be
Post his full name, address and phone number
True. If its as bad as Katrina, criminal, cartel beaners are going to go raiding. We'll see how Texan, Texas still is.
oh shit
A cheapo economy hatchback.
This might sound fucking stupid, but does anyone else have a weird feeling like this storm is man-made?
some hatchback thing. its a rental (you can see the barcode on the window)
Rental with no damage waiverthe madman
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GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!
there will be a lot of destruction along the Texan seaboard right? Congress will have to approve a large infrastructure budget to aid in rebuilding efforts. That's when Trump will be able to sneak in the border wall budget as part of the rebuild
THE STORM IS KEK ALLOWING THE BORDER WALL TO HAPPEN!
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That's been said multiple times in the last few days.
It was my first thought when I heard about it.
What's Jeff's current streaming URL? I keep getting a static image.
ayyy, gtfo Al Gore
I remember the horror stories from katrina, the stadium rapes and looting wars. Hope Texians are ready to rumble.
On a completely unrelated note where are the charities and volunteer organizations for this disaster? I enjoy a happening as much as anyone else but this is one I actually want to clean up.
His name is George DUBYA Bush
not that way you dubs dumbass.
more in the haarp way. Treehugging wont save you from the kikes fucking with the weather.
You. I like the way you think. Run for Congress and well vote for you.
Probably is, Katrina probably was too. It gives the kikes/Deep State an opportunity to create a bit of chaos within which they hope to further delegitimize Trump
If anything it would hold back the wall building due to funds needed for the impacted community.
Thankfully the construction hasnt started yet or all these athiest faggots would claim God is trying to stop Trump.
all the nogs from NOLA moved to Houston IIRC. should be the exact same uhhh "people"
Are you retarded? FEMA and the National Guard are moving in the second the hurricane ends to kill any survivors. No witnesses can be left alive.
I remember snopes "debunking" the horror stories, but other people basically confirming that yeah, they refused food. Yeah, they restarted gangs, and yeah they raped. For two years you have nogs making bank of begme gibs.
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>OUR ROOF IS FAILING
Thanks. It's just my connection being shit.
wtf lmao
It was time. The (((Deepstate))) is punishing Trump supporters and steering their manufactured hurricane into a nuclear plant
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But seriously
We'll have to meme the creation of aid organizations I suppose. And physically staff/lead them as we are able.
wut. You got a source?
Fug. Will this ruin the food grown in the valley?
I will be disappointed if nobody dies here.
Shoulda bought a better roof fagget
Joke stay safe
THE ROOF OF THE CAR WORSH IS COMING OFF!
Goddammit. What's the keyboard control for video quality? I don't have audio, either.
user, what are you doing?!
I think it's preparation for whatever is happening on September 23rd. Either they're trying to cripple the energy infrastructure, or they're trying to displace gun-toting Texans who might revolt. Maybe both.
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THIS EYEWALL, WILL JUST NOT, COME OVER MEEEEEE
SOP, Standard Operating Procedure. People who stayed are being told to write their SSN and name on their arms, because nobody will be allowed to survive this hurticane.
DEAD STREAM
Fucking spooky
I remember saving some gifs from some earlier storm (japan or se-asia) where there is some kind of rays going across the map, originating from the islands outside Alaska. At the time I were not paying attention so I am not sure what kind of data the map displayed. Not going full tinfoil but there has been threads about shit like this.
No, that's retarded.
refresh
back
get the fuck back to godlikeproductions.
all these christians asking jesus to keep jeff safe, kek. delirious twats
and it was at that moment jeff was crushed by a building.
THIS IS IT
he doesn't understand how HAARP works
It was actually down this time. It has since come back up
Periscope is the worst streaming platform for this. It's tiny bitrate and low quality encoding make for such a mess.
The bitrate is tanking because Jeffs signal is shit on his end. The closest cell towers probably failed
WAKE UP YOU FUCKING AYYLMAO
PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME
If dubs the roof goes and Jeff dies.
i reckon that thing'll make it's way to alaska before settling down
not even off by one , kys
If dubs Jeff lives forever and fucks your mom
REROLL
CHECKED
Waiting for that little blue house to fly by.
That's why you need 5G cell connections with no safety testing goy,the 4Gs are too slow and too weak during hurricane weather.
get fucked
So what's who was calling
Oh god Jeff has to fuck an ugly bag forever, living hell tbh
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JEFF PROVEN FOR MASTER RACE MOTHER INSEMINATION MACHINE
Even Periscope on a home wifi connection still is limited to around 300kbs. Absolutely abysmal.
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SAVAGE
I hear jeff is hung like a Rhino
PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME
that's*
OOOOOH SHIT!
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Fucking checked
There are no retries when it comes to Kek's will, faggot.
kek. Ringing non stop.
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I realise the kikes want to be God or equal to Him in some manner. But really, what have (((they))) created that would allow for a man created hurricane to happen? Where is your proof? How would it work? Get real.
Cock hungry mom's are now blowing up Jeff's phone
Thanks for hooking up Jeff and my mom, user.
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Is anyone else getting no audio at all?
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Rolling for double team.
Pure coincidence
Are you fags the ones calling him??? I feel left out
There are autistic anons that are going to take this seriously.
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CHECKED FOR JEFF'S HAREM OF LONELY MILFS
Jeff dies tonight
Jeff's mood has totally changed since his wife started blowing up his phone. She is prob crying
stop calling him you fucks
They are as wet as he is right now
Jeff pls respond
How could you…
Fuck Off Faggots, He ain't answering the phone right now.
The coast is cloud seeded as all fuck to create rain for crops. It fucks the weather up.
STOP CALLING JEFF
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the fuck am I reading?
Jeff's wife is going to fuck another man tonight because she's mad at him for risking her life. The man she fucks will be brown.
Checked
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Pick up the phone Jeff!
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Jeff needs to at least turn down the volume on his phone
what are you trying to meme?
TURN OFF THE DAMN PHONE JEFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"My Ruff just Came OFF!"
- Jeff
Nice try. I remember for a fact there was way less rain in the valley down in south texas 60 years ago. WEATHER MANIPULATION! CHEMTRAILS! CLOUDSEEDING!
LMAO
HOLY FUCK
HAPPENING
THE BUILDING JUST COLLASPED
THE ROOF JUST FELL! THE WHOLE BUILDING JUST COLLAPSED AROUND ME!
=ROOF HAS FAILED
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Jeff's fucking wife, like nagging him on the phone will improve his condition.
JEFF NO!!!!
ROOF BTFO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"THE WHOLE BUILDING JUST COLLAPSED AROUND ME"
Jeff confirmed immortal.
BUILDING COLLAPSE!
NO DAMAGE WAIVER
RENTAL CAR
WIFE BLOWING UP YOUR PHONE
THE MADMAN!
AHH
THE FUCKING BRICK ROOF JUST COLLAPSED!
ARRRRGGGG 938 Building collapsed.
GODDAMN IT STOP CALLING JEFF!
why?
She's pissed that she has a retarded husband who is literally killing himself lad
IT'S OGRE
NOOO JEEEFFFF
GET BACK IN THE CAR!!
OH MY GOD
And the fucking madman is exiting his car.
Is he insane or just unaware of what "fear" means ?
This man is fucking insane.
WEW
How Immortal can Jeff be.
Jeff > Roofs
IMMORTAL
THE MADMAN
see
He's in a cat 4 and intensifying hurricane user that's not exactly sane.
MEME MAGIC DON'T REAL THEY SAID
Many will die tonight.
THE ROAR
ahaha people in the comments telling him to wear a seatbelt. Jeff steps out the car.
checked
LIVE, JEFF, LIVE
DON'T DIE ON ME JEFF
He left the car to get away from it.
j-jeff?
GET BACK IN THE CAR, JEFF!!
You know, i'm going to retract that off by one statement.
Had it right he first time
The stream is going off and on
Jeff will be changed by this night and finally divorce his bitch of a wife if he survives
HES GONE DARK
FEED LOST AGAIN
IT'S NOT COMING BACK
rip
His Name was Jeff
STREAMS DOWN
a reel human bean
f
F
any other streams going on?
RIP Jeff
Good bye Jeff
F
F
He will survive
THE END OF JEFF IS UPON US
It came back for a second. Hes still alive
F
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ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GET BACK IN THE DAMN CAR JEFF
F
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F
THE STREAM OFFICIALLY ENDED!
Not even hyperbole we might actually have just watched a man fucking die
F
His name was Jeff
F
my name a'jeff
All of Holla Forums is watching and cheering jeff on.
JEFF NO
F
It's because a cell tower collapsed, right?
see
Jeff ended 3 minutes ago
Fuck everything. You better have recorded all this.
I have no fucking audio, I'm streaming in what has to be less than 144p, and I missed whatever just happened because I was rebooting which STILL didn't fix anything.
F FOR JEFF
F FOR JEFF
F FOR JEFF
F FOR JEFF
WTF Jeff
checked
F
His name was @Jeff_Piotrowski
JEFF IS A MESS
F
This is probably just another short interruption.
He will be back soon.
F
HIS NAME WAS MADMAN BALLS OF TITANIUM JEFF
F
What site is that?
Did anyone make a cap of the wires down Bzzzt BZZZTtt and them screaming off camera?
F
U
C
K
He died a good death.
The F is for respect but Jeff is Immortal.
Jeff Thundercock Piotrowski
WITNESS HIM
Low quality and from a tablet but I have it recorded.
HIS NAME WAS JEFF PIOTROWSKI
HIS NAME WAS JEFF PIOTROWSKI
HIS NAME WAS JEFF PIOTROWSKI
HIS NAME WAS JEFF PIOTROWSKI
HIS NAME WAS JEFF PIOTROWSKI
HIS NAME WAS JEFF PIOTROWSKI
too soon?
F
Ayy I hope one of you niggers recorded this.
F
JEFF "I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL"== ==PIOTROWSKI
F
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Nigga it's periscope it records for you
pscp.tv
^^Jeff's last moments.
Everyone youtube-dl just in case.
Honestly he is still probably dying right now. Hurricanes take a while to kill.
Really makes you think.
Typhoon Wipha (2013)
fugged up the red text
FUG :DDD
a sad funny
WHO IS THIS JEFF YOU SPEAK OF, HARVEY-KUN?
Bring him before us.
CHECKED
HIS NAME WAS SETH GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER JEFF
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the videos upload automatically after the stream ends.
Probably impaled by debris. Cut in half by flying sheet steel or crushed by a falling wall.
uh oh
oh poor jeff
f
I live in the Kanto region!
That northern jetstreams created high windshear inhibiting hurricane growth above cooler waters?
You know you're a real downer sometimes user
F
A Toast to Jeff "Titanium Balls McThundercock" Piotrowski
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What was the last thing that happened? Last thing I saw before refreshing was him trying to get back in the car.
Goddamn it, user
F
Don't wish too much ill upon family user, it's bad form
although I also have extreme moments of contempt for my nigger-loving boomercuck family
walls falling in
He realized he should have listened and stayed in the car, but it was too late
JEFF THE MADMAN WITH STEEL TESTIES WAS FUCKING WITNESSED TONIGHT
ALL HEIL
He seemed to have entered his car right before it cut off.
Hes going to come back on in a few moments.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why user, why? You didn't meme responsibly. You could have saved him.
No tweets about being safe. Last time he tweeted.
I made this happen, sorry.
I heard him say "ow!" as he was getting pelted with debris after the fucking roof fell. Not even joking. Fucking haunting. He might still be okay though
just passing through with this
You absolute faggot.
I think its a given that his cell phone service is out. The question is whether it was knocked out locally or at the cell towers. Could have been either honestly. If its the former though we will probably know in the next hour or so.
Guys, if the walls providing shelter for Jeff colapse, he is done for, right? There is no way his car wont blow away, is there?
damn user didn't you know tesla technology made this storm?!
He probably looked down, saw a street sign impaling his abdomen, and fainted.
Why is that giving me Illusion of Gaia flashbacks?
Fuck I loved that game, despite the cucked pig.
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Reporter Next?
The Holla Forums Tarot strikes again.
Link?
ONE OF THE GUYS WITH JEFF STILL TWEETING
twitter.com
im old enough to remember the construction being started and stopped often, lawsuits, protests, fraud, shoddy construction, mostly illegals built it, shady, adulterated concrete…
texas is a real shitshow when it comes to corruption within the construction industry…
He's done if the walls gave way
THAT TERRIBLE SMELL OF ROTTED WOOD BLOWING AWAY
Bricks and metal sheets are being blown around at 140 miles per hour. Let your imagination answer your question.
ASK HIM ABOUT JEFF
youtube.com
It's Jewtube I know
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Kek blesses those that shitpost in times of dire straights
THREAD THEME FOR ONE BALLSY FAGGOT
fucking wew
Somebody did. He reports him as being okay, but they had a close call.
JEFF
LIVES
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Anyone have a link to the stream of "Simon"(the other storm chaser guy who Jeff was talking to)?
Into the eye with the flying rats with you.
HE LIVES
KEK PROTECTS
Immortal Jeff confirmed
Fucking goddammit, who cares about milsurpfag in the basement when there's important shit going on?
F
Nothing on twitter either.
Read my earlier post. Lurked but were not as redpilled in 2013. Ask around on HAARP and make what you will out of it.
IMMORTAL JEFF
F
That shed really gave it its all.
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UNSTOPPABLE
I've been in enough of these things to know you evac for anything over a Cat 2. They will fuck you up. Especially when you live in one of these cheap spec houses built by national builders using illegal Mexican labor for the lowest bid possible. They come apart like confetti.
I fucking hope this faggot dies.
I TAKE IT BACK MADMAN
Checked
IMMORTAL JEFF
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
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Checked. I support this user. Well memed
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NOT TODAY! NOT TODAY!
Currently in Houston, it's not even raining, Harvey can go fuck itself.
Checked faggot dies.
CHECKED
THE IMMORTAL MADMAN WILL LIVE
Kek is always protecting the brave and honest
AS I TOLD YOU GUYS
Conroe here. Just a little breeze
Is this weedlmao faggot just trolling at this point?
Other Periscoper's are learning of "Jeff is Ded"
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So that's Jeff the Quad Immortal vs dipshit basement vaper
I think we all know who is going to survive.
JEFF LIVES FOREVER.
CONFIRMED
BRAVERY AND HONESTY ARE ATTRIBUTES TO BE HONORED
PRAISE KEK
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One of the other guys with Jeff just tweeted some gibberish?
It hasn't even made landfall yet.
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(check'd)
PRAISE KEK
Did the dude ass-tweet by mistake perhaps?
LEL
CHECKED
KEK PROTECTS
Goddamit. Fuck. Checked
At this point he lives Eternal
dead, checked
Jeffs dead again?
Maybe that tweet was in pidgin. :^)
Who had Jeff's Coordinates so we can coordinate the rescue?
My feels fucking hurt man
Beaners Gonna ROB!!!
checked
HE WILL LIVE ON
F
JEFF IS BACK
NEW STREAM FROM JEFF
pscp.tv
HE LIVES!
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Jeffs alive again
BACK. DEUS VULT!
see
CHECKED. WE CAN FIND HIM , WE FOUND FLAG DAMMIT!!
INITIATE JEFFTRACK
I'm several states north. I'll do anything I can for the madman
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AWWW YIS!
HE LIVES!!
oh…
Jeff Lives!!!
Is Jeff in the eye yet?
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Jeff Lives the Nog Died
Fucking user! Meme Responsibly!
GET TO SAFTEY, FAGGOT, I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU DIE TONIGHT
HE MADE IT INTO THE EYE
They still do this shit. They build a road someplace for 5 fucking years and in another place it takes 3 months for the same amount and type of road, same landscape type.
Meme responsibly, user!
Welp, might as well rub one out before I die.
Long as he doesn't do it directly into 130 MPH wind again he'll be golden.
I ONLY LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO IMMORTAN JEFF
JEFF IS STILL ALIVE
periscope.tv
He dieded
He might be full of metal shards but is running on so much adrenaline he doesn't notice.
JEFF LIVES
pscp.tv
Jeff was in it, leaving it right now
He should use this eye time to find a better spot
The wind is going to come from a bad direction when it gets to the other side.
Stream went down after roof callaspe, presumed dead, came back 19 min later.
Confirmed.
SHED LIVES
Eyewall came, knocked over the building he was in. He's in the eye itself now, shit will get bad again soon enough.
Penta-Immortal Jeff is still going strong, he just has another eye wall and a storm surge to survive (and user's mother).
He prolly had to take a leak somewhere and eat something.
*collapsed
fuck
Jeff is challenging the metal roof to come at him. The madman!
HE WASN'T IMMORTAL!
He's still kicking around…for now
JEFF LIVES
pscp.tv
Yeah, it seems like he should be able to use the time to show some damage with a flashlight and then find a spot that will protect on the other side
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BUCKLE UP SHITLORDS
Inb4 he has a rod sticking through his liver
ESCAPE ROUTE
he said earlier he might need to force entry into a commercial building for shelter
>STREAM DIES
Jeff planning escape route.
Is it an Ay?
A Nigger?
I need to Know!
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HIGH ENERGY. Great guy. Love that guy. You wouldn't believe.
stream dead?
STREAM DOWN
FUCK
Damn it Jeff, recharge your batteries
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There's a reason they evacuated the hurricane region user.
There are some things they'll kill to keep secret
JEFF SEXTUPLE IMMORTAL I FUCKED user'S MOM AND HARVEY CANT EVEN STOP HIM BALLS OF IRON PIOTROWSKI
Is anyone livestreaming The Weather Channel? I was watching it via The Weather Geeks Youtube channel, but it's gone now.
WITNESSED
GODDAMN SKINWALKERS WANT HIS LIFEFORCE
Jesus Christ I can't miss a whole week of work, but so far it's nothing here in Magnolia or N/W Houston
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In the eye now
pscp.tv
HE IN THE EYE NOW HE SAFE
Just curious, why does the link have to change when it reconnects or whatever? That's retarded
t. skinwalker ranch user
==MY MEME MAGIC NEGATES
THE PRAIRIE NIGGER SKINWALKER DEMON==
JEFF ANONMOM FUCKER LIVES
HE'S SAFE
ALREADY DEAD
Aaaannd the streams down again.
JEFF GET BACK IN THE CAR NOW
YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SWELL
For now.
I can't go this long with out Jeff, I need answers.
Because it was made by shitskins
They were saying something about either going to a shopping mall, or crossing the bay
audio is shitty tbh but I found this
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Is that normal behavior for the site though, I don't remember that with past happenings
He said the shopping center would be unsafe, but they could try to rush across the bridge before the eye passes
I dunno that i would move location myself if the carwash has lasted this long
GET FUCKED, TEXAS!
It is normal for the site. It saves all past broadcasts so it switches to a new one every time it goes down for a minute
Wind will be coming from another direction in which the bays might be aligned improperly also the building if weak will fall all the way apart pushed another direction.
Here comes Holla Forums to dig balls of steel Jeff out of the rubble
The problem is the wind is going to be coming from a different direction. The carwash will become a wind tunnel with debris and all
Checked. He's made it alive this far , round two will be way more intense + storm surge
Needs appropriate theme music
JEFF!!!!!
AH, I never use the site directly so I never see how people get the new link.
Anybody else think that 8ch itself is running like utter garbage or is that just because I'm in Houston area? It's much worse than normal.
Anyone know what song this is?
it's a big goy
Definitely needs to move.
I'm really feeling it, one less concern.
texas is FUCKED until morning
JESUS CHRIST ON A CRUCIFIX, never go out during the eye of the storm, it'll pass before you know it and then you're screwed
Probably getting DDOS'd again, was running like shit earlier this afternoon too.
Jeff tweeted at some rescue people earlier. He probably just called to help other strangers. He's a great human being.
He better fucking live.
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Read the chat.
This. If only half of journalists had his balls
What if he is the storm chaser?
Based cat 4 rated blue shed that never gets a scratch
I hope this F U C K I N G M A D M A N had the foresight to have like five children. These kind of batshit heroics need to be kept in the gene pool.
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Not really tripsman, heroics not in the defense of anybody you care about is kind of stupid. This is for career status and news views
We've memed it all we can user. Now we can only wait.
this
kek walks amongst us, lads…
If you've got the balls to ride out a hurricane you've got the balls to face down machinegun fire. Guts is guts.
But if crazy fucks like this die out, who will we watch risk their lives for no good reason while we get /comfy/ with cocoa and tendies?
Then let us call upon him to protect Jeff
KEK, PROTECT JEFF!
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Unnecessary risk is unnecessary risk. It's like the difference between signing up to face machinegun fire for ZOG because you played call of doody, to facing fire because your homeland needs to be protected. But anyways
Checked
THE MADMAN JEFF TITANIUM TESTICLES LIVES FOREVER
facebook.com
Judging by the profile picture, this is his facebook. I don't see any family in the About or Pictures.
user, get your mom ready.
Are there any good streams right now? I am freaking out with no Jeff.
I audibly laughed. Well done user
Not really. Most people who could chase storms couldn't pull the trigger on every nigger.
JEFF could. Jeff could pull the trigger and still be polite about it darnit
professional storm chasers bring back data and video that helps scientists understand storms.
More understanding helps them better predict what will happen. Better predictions save lives.
She aged pretty damn well
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based poles again
I bet you could do neither you bloody LARPer
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JEFF IS IN TROUBLE
These storms are caused by (((scientists))).
I bet you don't even know influenza is barely a century old.
And there were professional storm chasers with the crazy doppler radar hardened truck hours ago that he showed. While he's in a car providing nothing but adrenaline after that and pressure readings that could be delivered by any number of sensors that are already in the area from beforehand
JEFF GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
I hope this spic dies.
kek
He can't just leave, he needs to hunker down somewhere safe.
Plz be safe Jeff ;-;
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This fucker needs to suck a shotgun
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ruh roh
I saw shit video after it got bad and frankly that's just data for CNN in the morning anyways, not important
GIVE KEK YOUR ENERGY. FOR JEFF!
we derive "hurricane" from the spanish "huaracan", which itself is derived from an indian word for the storms, which the conquistadors had never previously experienced the likes of…
wew
Alright trying to find more streams like JEFF. Help out faggots.
Holy fuck he just died
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This would be an excellent time to start purging Texas in rivers of blood lubricated by the sorrow of the traditional enemy, what with the cops probably being really busy with the storm.
Just saying.
top kek
Wasn't he just some larping faggot?
There are post-Katrina stories of ATV riding death squads clearing out nogs one bullet at a time. How much truth in that I don't know, the supposed witnesses were all black and you know how reliable that makes them.
Jeff will bury the spics
All of them
Did he dieded
TAKE MY ENERGY JEFF
Looks like it. What a faggot.
webm?
He was merely pretending
Some meterologist
twitter.com
40" of rain is a good excuse to do lots of things.
high school collapsed rockwell
fake as fuck, check the name and don't be retarded
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or rockport, im drunk
I remember the niggers in Minneapolis spreading the story, which they got from a 10-year-old boy, that cops shot Jamar Clark while he was cuffed on the ground. All these stories are too good to be true.
??? No idea
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Most of us in Houston area are looking at about a week off work. A lot of time to get a lot of other work done.
Update from one of the guys with Jeff:
twitter.com
I heard whitey hooked dey buhlack chilluns to massahbation mucsheens and killed em
Why can't we just all enjoy something on one single friday night and not shit all over it?
Please live Jeff
(check'd)
IMMORTAN JEFF
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How else are they supposed to get alligator bait?
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Body count estimates in reply.
That map convienently missess the libshit areas. Interesting (((coinicidence))).
Tell me more about the influenza (((coincidence))).
CHECKED
THE IMMORTAL SURVIVES
6 Gorillan
You're thinking like a white commando with discipline and a sense of mission. Niggers don't go outside when it's raining, and spics are afraid of getting cursed by the ghost of King Cloud Jaguar 13 or some shit if they defile the sacred hurricane. How are the Jews supposed to get the job done without their cats' paws? Doing it themselves would require lifting something heavier than money.
I think the statues are safe for the time being.
10/10
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Uncountable numbers of spics.
Nice
about tree fiddy
10/10
HE"S SAFE
PRAISE KEK
NEW BREAD
HARVEY, KILL THEM SPICS!
CUNT DESTROYER
Praise Him
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Moving to a safer location was the right call.
So what's going on? How bad is the damage?
Texas is over
Checked. All of them
Shit that bad?
see
checked
New stream in Rockport; these guys are driving. Unfortunately it's on Facebook, but no account is needed.
SMILING THE WHOLE TIME
Anyone watching CNN? They are so mad about this hurricane or Trump, I don't think they can decide lol.
WE NEED A NEW BREAD!
already posted above faggot
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The spic attack jeff WTF
How can cnn be so rayciss against niggercane Harvey? For shame kek
Did I see someone else other than Jeff Tweet as Jeff on Jeff's Twitter?
twitter.com
What the fuck man
That's the 2015 incident, stop spamming that Carlos larping faggot.
Fake news, attention whoring faggot.
user pls
649
six million
For rockport? 12 maybe? Not sure
This isn't over wait for the flooding other more major areas
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>twitter.com
Jeff Will LIVE!
The immortal based kike, this dude hasnt gotten impaled by a tree yet and it pisses me off.
JEFF!!!
pscp.tv
not luck, just the Irish using what Aryan part still resides in their brains in small and unexpected spurts
The guy talking on gloomtube's newsstream sounds like Billy Mays.
any video or just black?
nm
Don't really understand why he wouldn't have a high lumen flashlight they are cheap and small now. Would be able to show a lot right now
seagulls in the eyeball confirmed
Video is back. Some lady had a heart attack that they were trying to help. There now off to find cover with the time they have left.
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Ok now he has a light but it's not that bright and it leaks light out the back so it fucks with the phone camera can't see too far
Jeff getting shelter at a Walmart, he better watch out for the Hurricane Harvey loot crew!
Poor kitty cat
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haha me 2 user. meeeee too.
armand assanti shouldnt have killed that austrailian pawn store guy in judge dread. he didnt deserve that.
It's all the surgery they get to stop looking like goblins
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Top kek user. Good to see ya around.
wtf happened to your first line of redtext it looks gud to me
What's that red shit?
Looks like fucking eye-raq