Kek, I have majority vote on deciding the papacy and without fail, every one of my cardinals I elect to be pope eventually gets pissed with me.
Because due to my warmongering, anti-diplomacy ways, pretty much every nation on the map hates our frog-eating guts and/or doesn't trust us. The Christian nations end up instigating shit with us, attacking our forces, then we retaliate and the Pope threatens to excommunicate. He does, we're forced to go after the same guy we just voted in, replace him with another of our guys and the cycle repeats.
Something about that damn hat that goes straight to these faggots' head. How quickly they forget it was through my good graces they ever became Pope in the first place.
Camden Perez
I should add, I think the last guy is finally getting the message. Hungary attacked us, we retaliated, Pope threatened to excommunicate, we attacked– because fuck that noise, no one fucks with the French empire– and the Pope didn't say shit else.
Blake Anderson
From my last VH Dwarf campaign:
Jacob Diaz
Also, I hate how Manichaeism is such an overlooked and shit religion in Attila. Always wanted to to a Manichean Horde campaign but I can never be bothered to go all the way to the fucking Hindukush just to convert.
Owen Butler
Medieval 2 soundtrack is good, but this song from Rome is comfy as fuck.
Nathaniel Reyes
Why aren't you niggers playing Europa Barbarorum II? It's what Rome 2 should have been, and more.
Joshua Sanders
Because not everyone is as autistic about history as the EB people.
Levi Jenkins
Every total war release in a nutshell. Just add 2-3 years to their release date for when the game finally gets good.
Henry Young
Fuck, I must really be a warlord. My autism will not let this rest.
Y..You're going to destroy Estalia, right? You're going to conquer the world aren't you, user?
