1 Cheated in exams. Full marks 2 Applied for Gringotts senior scale employment. Declared 'Goblin' roots. You're starting next week 3 Convinced Dumbledore to put everything in his will for you. Also given you the secret to instant access to Hogwarts. 4 Banged any qt from whichever house you wanted. She is so pleased you will have her the entire year. 5 Banged Hermione Granger and split her harder than a horcrux. She is yours forever with a hell of a sex spell knowledge and makes dank potions all the time. 6 You won the Quidditch House cup yet again. The match was over in record time. There were scout from four different clubs ready to make a move on you. A bidding war has begun and you get to have massive orgies in Gryffindor common room all weekend. 7 You defeated Voldemort by using accio horcrux in a day and are declared Minister of Magic. You have absolute power and authority and can set your own wage. 8 You can go on a murderous and stealing (et. al) apparation spree without consequence and are successfully in all your endeavors. 9 Hogwarts decided to just give you the entire castle for as long as you live. You're the coolest wizard in school and Hogwarts wouldn't be the same without you, Headmaster. 0 Re roll
Dubs get whatever they want.
Luis Morris
Stopped reading there.
Ethan Hughes
What is this? Harry Potter?
Austin Lopez
You must be 18 or older to use this site.
Cameron Miller
Aye. That is why I stopped reading.
Carson Miller
Wow you're so fucking cool
Xavier Barnes
You really didn't thought this through, did you?
Brayden Anderson
You're an underage faggot I can tell. Pompous to boot. That or a retard. Pick
Julian Anderson
Go back to whatever halfchan board you lifted this from.
Cameron Wood
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Robert Lewis
Yea I'm sure you only watch grade A adult stuff like John Wick
Hudson Torres
Trips and HP is kinography.
Jeremiah Barnes
Keep projecting your child movie preferences.
Henry Ward
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Julian Nguyen
nailed it
Josiah Young
Huh
Ryder Hall
Who is the special snowflake again?
Adam Myers
Dubs: use it as a buttplug.
Christian Nguyen
Rolllllin
Henry Bailey
HP is satan worship and brits are mostly bound for hell
Lincoln Watson
kek
Juan Rodriguez
Everything you just said, was wrong
Owen Richardson
muh christ allegory
Sebastian Morris
How could you possibly get upset about fantasy witchcraft and not be nigger
Henry Collins
What the fuck is this faggotry?
Is cuckchan leaking again?
Zachary Powell
born white that's how
Bentley Parker
Yeah.
Charles Butler
Almost everyone I've ever met that's liked Harry Potter has been white, I'm having trouble of thinking of any that weren't
Zachary Scott
Great. The thing is these faggots are getting driven away by Hiroshimoot and think they should just be accepted here. When they realize we left there OVER THREE YEARS AGO to get away from their faggotry they get offended and will shit this place up before crawling back to suck more ching chang chong diddly doodly dongs.
May as well ramp up the weebcuckery since it upsets them endlessly.
Henry Taylor
Are you replying to yourself or are you really this upset about a thread that is somewhat relevant to Holla Forums? NO FUN ALLOWED
Michael Johnson
I'll show you some real rollkino.
Brody Ramirez
rolling
Nathan Stewart
What is that expression you people are fond of, Triggered?
Jose Martinez
How did they get away with the goblin shit?
Aiden Morales
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Jonathan Perry
That's because you only associate with other white people, racist.
Zachary Scott
Colored people smell
Carter Morales
How do people even get off to this? It's just 3 alternating body type drawings with random hair. Weebshits are mentally deficient.
Leo Ward
I don't know I'm not even attracted to any of them. That image gave me zero excitement.
Isaac Bailey
You've never met a "white" american than
Liam Long
I live in a rich county
Jose Foster
No such thing.
Christopher Robinson
Just like a European who hasn't had at least 2 homosexual encounters.
Leo Anderson
And he doesn't pray five times a day.
Asher Anderson
Are you saying faggotry is something that only happens in europe
Christian King
Rollan regardless
Liam Sullivan
You will never be white.
Julian Cooper
Nay, but it is certainly specific to the british diseased.
Jaxon Russell
Wat
Xavier Edwards
You are supposed to preface that statement with >tfw jsyk yuropoor
Elijah Bell
I'm saying every European is a faggot, and based on your comment we can add moron as well.
Nolan Davis
better than parry hotter normalfags
Henry Anderson
is /a/ leaking again?
Zachary Hughes
come on 4, 5 or 8
Gabriel Martin
life is good, lads.
Dylan Johnson
No one cares about your babby's first sjw novels. Harry Potter is cancer.
Dylan Sullivan
his cum? I'll pass
Jason Stewart
I want to bang Hermione
Zachary Bell
...
Evan James
I suppose I would use it to produce more of it and then I would do everything on that list.
Ryan Flores
...
Adrian Sanchez
The Vatican’s chief exorcist said Harry Potter led to more possessions.
Justin Taylor
…Yes, that's why it's slow. To be able to successfully number your posts because you can reliably bet there won't be another one before you call it. It's why gets don't yet mean anything here.
Andrew Wilson
See what I mean?
Brayden Kelly
Gibe huge butt waifu!
Andrew Harris
Noooo
Caleb Hall
love that attention to detail
Isaac Reed
Roll
Evan Martin
OH SHIT SON
Adrian Carter
suck a fuck
Evan Lopez
t. star wars fan or even worse
Grayson Davis
...
William Sanders
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. — Exodus 22:18
Jackson Williams
>>>/4chan/
Luke Lopez
11 Gassed all the wizkikes and raped JK Rowling to death as punishment for writing the most over-rated and shitty kid lit ever.
Lincoln Stewart
which one is better 9 or 5?
Juan Walker
...
Anthony Butler
yo one time i was watching my life as a teenage robot or whatever that show was called, except i didnt know how to torrent at the time or maybe i couldnt find a good torrent of it, so i ended up finding it uploaded on youtube, except that instead of reversing the screen or putting a border around it or any of that shit, they reversed the color, and i tried watching an episode like that but i realized that windows has a zoom tool that also lets you reverse the colors so i would put the show in full screen and use the zoom tool (set to 1x magnification) and make it magnify the whole screen. now i know some of you are gonna be butthurts about it not being muh tv, but lemme tell you gents something: it was on that day that i realized that /kino/ isnt what some fat jewish cinema teacher says it is, its what you perceive it as, and that experience was /kino/
Luis Garcia
John Wick is kinography at its finest. It's a fantastic, swashbuckling tale keeping in the traditions of the finest of Greek and Roman epics.
Justin Jones
stopped reading there
Justin Williams
intellectuals like you and i only quote good books like harry potter, right?
Ryder Morris
fuk u If dubs I kill OP and fuck his entire family up to ten generations into submission and use them as my sex slaves and private army.
Logan Lopez
Looks like I didn't need dubs after all.
Benjamin Howard
cuck/tv/ is still primarily a shitposting board and is consequently the best board on cuckchan just like full/tv/ is the best board on 8gag
Josiah Butler
Harry Potter is for faggots
Evan Johnson
/thread, this man is a hero
Brayden Carter
Never really liked the Harry Potter series.
Cooper Ward
>>>/lit/
Austin Taylor
wanna know how I know you all have terrible taste and think you are high and mighty when you are the equivalent to a spic