Comfy games?

Boyfriend dumped me the other day. Recommend me some comfy games, Holla Forums. Preferably one I don't need someone else to play with.

Developers still make good single player games, right?

also, comfy games thread.

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Dorf Fort and the like.

Also Master of Magic, which is here, with optional mods.
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If you want the mods, unzip Master of Magic first, then Master150.zip over the top of it, then Caster.zip over the top of them both.

OP, I'm just going to assume you're a man with 'inclinations', because I'm fairly sure that there are no women on this site prove me wrong if you like ;)

I say this because most girl's I know tend to play a specific type of game, fairly casual, less hardcore etc.

Singleplayer: S.T.A.L.K.E.R franchise and Dragon's Dogma.

Hotline Miami and Manhunt to take out your frustation (but the former may just make you more angry)

Zeno Clash if you just want to beat the fuck out of some people in 1st person.

Besiege, to build a nice ol' death-siege engine type deal.

Sid Meiers pirates just for rolling around being a jolly yo-ho-ho pirate.

And evil genius if you want a more intricate version of dungeon keeper, with absolutely retarded AI your henchmen will *always* set off your own traps.. Always

And if you really wanna waste away the hours just play one of the Civs or another 4x game, it's almost always refreshing to while away the wee hours on one of those.

animal crossing

candy crush

Hatoful Boyfriend

What percentage of Holla Forums is gay? I feel like it's well above average.

I would suck tranny dick but only if bailey jay tier.

A good 70% and rising.

Well, we're all fags, that's for sure.

No one here has that mental illness.

I think I'll give this a try once I get back from classes today. Thanks user.

I'm good. Last thing I need is my body being jerked over by neckbears. I think I've played most of those except Zeno clash. How is it?

You're welcome.

I hope you enjoy it, it's my favourite game of all time!

Add me on Steam if you have any questions about it, but it plays a lot like the early Civ games, except with better combat and magic. Name in the e-mail field.

But Bailey has shit-tier dick, not feminine in the slightest and isnt she circumsiced too?

Don't mean the dick. Mean the face.

Also
You want to suck little dicks?
That's disgusting.

My fetish is girly tranny with giant dick.

Bailey Jay is more attractive than most women, but sucking dick is still pretty fucking gay user.

Angry? Is that you?

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What is wrong with you?

Bait thread

Allow me to rephrase then, user. My shapeshifting reptilian baneposting presidential candidate dumped me.

ur gay lol

You haven't seen many women have you? The average person is ugly as shit, that's why some women can make entire careers out of simply being attractive.

I don't think you have a bf

enjoy shlicking with your hand alone sister

About 80% is "would suck dick but still likes boobs" tier
10% is full on /fit/ tier gay
The rest is just weird

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You forgot to mention what genre.

RPG: Divinity: Original Sin
Sci-Fi TBS: Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (Classic is better than expansion)
Fantasy TBS: Age of Wonders I, Heroes of Might and Magic 3, or Master of Magic
RTS/Management sim: Settlers II


Most of us are probably just straight, user.

Dare I ask what the 10% "just weird" category entails?

That's a pretty high estimate but probably accurate


Furfags

Wurm is p. comfy but it's designed as an MMO.

anons on Holla Forums talk about sucking dicks a lot, and the user base is around 2000+.Who knows what the entire world talks about

it's like 5%, which is higher than the general population but still a tiny minority
they're just really loud and obnoxious

The Witcher 3 is pretty comfy. I just pirated it, and I'm in the first level, the little village. I always played Skyrim because I just liked to wander around the forest, just for the feeling, and I got it back with Witcher 3. Not to say that the game is as bad as Skyrim, but you get a nice sense of comfort when playing it. The lore is interesting too if you like this sort of medieval thing. Overal, the landscapes and environment are astonishing.

There's Rodina too, if you like space and all that.

why do you faggots always gotta bring up your faggot relationships on this board? damn attentionwhores

Is it so difficult to ask for comfy games without telling the world how much of a faggot you are? You fuckers are as bad as furries.

No lie, Bugs Bunny makes a good trap. For a giant walking rabbit.

Elmer would be a passable trap as well.

I guess that depends on what you consider passable.

That's sad. As for comfy games I'd recommend No Man's Sky, not even joking. It's pretty shallow but once you start playing you can't stop. It's a comfy guilty pleasure.

Another comfy game is The Long Dark, it can get pretty spoopy though and it's an EA game that's never getting finished. Really good atmosphere though.

Finally I'd recommend Ether One if you like adventure games, it is one of the comfiest games I've played in years.

SolatoRobo and Magical Starsign for the DS were pretty comfy for me.
(Theres a recently translated Magical Vacation for the GBA emulator)

honk honk

chen pls

Well I wasn't gonna jerk it myself considering the majority of the internet *IS* porn to which I can fap to my hearts content, but I can understand the compulsion for you not wanting to - but you look into it to fiercely, it was merely a jest bro ;)

Well I'm pretty sure there is a free demo, but I'll explain to you the fundamental basics.. Basically it's kinda like the melee in FEAR where you can do all kinds of fighting game shit but in first person..

I think the crazy aesthetic can be a little offputting to newcomers, but the sheer brutality of kicking, uppercutting, headbutting, throwing action is as awesome as it is lethal, and I don't think any other game has really touched upon the sheer depth of hand to hand fps combat as much as this one.

Think dark messiah of might and magic, but with pickups, and an emphasis on using your body as a human weapon.. So goddamn satisfying throwing your enemies off the tops of bridges.

2nd one is also good, but you'll get the most out of it by playing the first one beforehand.. Hope that helped!

Gee Holla Forums, I sure wish /I/ had a boyfriend!!

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Traps were a mistake

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I'd say at least 50%. Some of y'all are into some gay shit

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Autogynephilia, you all need to self evaluate and fix yourselves.

Why can nobody on /v with a fucking awful fetish keep that fucking cancer to themselves.

You sure think high of yourself.

Because it isn't cancer, it is AIDS

Look, we get it, OP sucks dicks.

He knew exactly what he was doing when he included that bit

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So, how many of you fags actually have a gf?
Let's count.
1

34 and a castrated elf.

Normalfags get out

Post your pic then, user. Show me your butt.

Witcher series
Endless Legend
Dragons Dogma
EYE Divine Cybermancy
Total War, I particularly suggest FotS


Furfags
Vorefags
Gurofags
Probably some others I missed


I was dating a chick. Knew she was religious but thought nothing of it. Turned out she was a young earth creationist and wouldn't tell me where dinosaur bones came from.

Does that count?

naw naw fam i ain't get down lyk dat


nah fam bes b lookin fo some classic joints u missed

play summa dat dragon quest 3 tho monica iz gud n comfy af

That's pretty hot.

I met a guy in here, not in person, but I'm planning to. It's not the exact same as the fantasy above, but it's gonna come close.


Can I do it. I have a hairy man ass though.

nice blog queer

I'm a man user.
I just don't fap to random girls on the internet.
Given i can cum about 1.3 times a day and the average male lifespan, my cum is limited!
And seen as there are people who want it, it raises in value too.


Make me

I really am a sex depraved freak, I need to get laid. My fighter may be small, but it is powerful.

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I don't feel good being alone, I wish I could, but I've never had any kind of support since I was born.
Shit sucks man, I really need a hand.

Can i ask you how much do you cum?
Is it droplets after the second/third time?
Cause i can shoot three full loads a day, dunno if that's impressive at all.

Nope, if I keep edging, I shoot a steady stream, It starts becoming watery around the 5th or 6th load.

It really depends on what I eat and my sleep cycle, the more test is gives me, the more I can cum.

How much do you shoot by the way? It may be impressive depending on how much you nut

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FTFY, homofag

This fucking thread

Full loads, like… the satisfying ones, that you take like five minutes to clean.
The impressive thing for me is how far they go, i must have a strong pelvic floor .
They often skyrocket and hit the wall i'm facing or often go higher than my head if i point it upwards
After a couple headshots i aim pretty carefully now

Is it like this one?


That's fucking hot user, I can only shoot those when I edge or when I don't fap for a week.
That sounds VERY delicious.

Oh no. I didn't spoiler.

Consider suicide

Somebody certainly thinks highly of themselves

Why is this thread allowed?

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Me too, except the "accidentally" part.

Ok, thats it

Uhm…
I'm not sure i like where this thread is going.
What have i done?

Holla Forums has an insatiable lust for cock

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No, faggots have an insatiable lust for cock
and OP is clearly a faggot

So Holla Forums then.

The thing is, I think a lot of /v is actually straight, but then defect to being gay when they realise getting pussy is way harder than getting some dick.

Think about it anons, you ask a girl you don't know for sex straight up, even if she wants it, 99/100 times she will say 'no.'

Flipside, you're gay and you ask another gay man for sex. If you both want sex, it's more like 20/100 times they will say no.

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But if you're normal and simply not attracted to men, you can't just flip the coin and be all tumblr-like "OH I'M A GENDERFLUID QUEER HOMOSEX FEMMEDICKER POTATO SALADCOPTER ACTUAL FACTUAL SEXUAL" and say you want to suck dicks all of the sudden.
Plus, it's degenerate, world's shit enough s it is, why would I make even worse?
And how much of weakling do you have to be to just go "Gee wiz, all this effort to get pussy is too much for me, I'll just bend over take up the instead and call it a lifestyle".
Fuck you, git gud.

Fancy word. Any legitimate arguments though?

no one has to see this


I have, I'm a fucking coward.
The suicidal tendencies are long gone too.


Wow. I eat my cum every time I fap. I've done this since I was 13.

Have some porn


Women are different, you gotta butter them up and let them know with physical touches and some light roleplay, you're right on the most part though, guys know what guys want.


2D always rejects me :(


not him, but what's he arguing?

I'm daddy's little slut bitch

V I D E O G A M E S

It produces nothing
It helps nothing
It is quite literally a mental disorder
It goes against he social and natural order of things
Correlation does not mean causation, but most homosexuals have a history of mental illness or daddy issues and most pedophiles are homosexuals
there is nothing not degenerate about homosexuality or any sexual deviants
I can understand spicing things up a bit, but public humiliation, bug hunt and puppy love is way over the line

there, hope you enjoy derailing a thread


Play Shantae and the Pirates Curse.

Oh yeah, I agree.

Fantastic, there's too many of us already.
Same as above.
waht. Homosexuality was accepted in most civilizations historically, the hate is a new thing.
And what about the natural order of things? It exists in plenty of animals too.

Sauce?

Yup, you are fucking retarded

Unless you're chinese, a nigger, or a mudslime, this is false. Your definition of "us" is wrong.

Oh gosh, I guess I can't argue against that.

Here, Have his second video for now, I'll find the blog in a bit!~

I'm super OK with genocide though, and when it eventually comes to that we'll win.

genocide of what

I just wanted some recommendations on comfy games to stop being sad. What the hell is wrong with you people.

We have /lewd/ for all this talk of degeneracy, goddamnit.

Have you tried Banished?

I never actually said you should all start worshipping cock user, christ.

I'm saying a lot of guys do it out of ==desperation== and not ==necessity.==

Just cause you haven't got laid in a while how long exactly doesn't mean the rest of us can't get laid with the opposite sex.

Yea sure, but we both know it doesn't compare to actual sex.. or do we

Well you can't just open up with physical touches and light role play, that's sexual harrassment user..

I never understood why people hate sluts, they've got the sexual hubris of a man - and when you need to get laid, they're perfect because all you need to do is make sure you're both drunk and then your halfway there!

So long as you don't make the mistake of actually *dating* the promiscuous ones, you're all good!

Cute, the sensual music compliments it well.

inb4 ==retarded== error

Pure love > sex, user.

Redtext only works on full lines, newfag.

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At least learn from your mistakes, what the fuck man

It doesn't matter anymore, this thread is bumplocked anyway.

Well you're not hurting anyone user.. Fair enough.

Sorry I triggered you

I mean, you can't do that to some random bitch, I'm talking about a woman you've had a long day with, and you both give the signal.
I like sluts too, sluts and cougars, cougars and sluts.

Also, would you?


I agree, I need love in my life.


I wanna fuck that anime boy.

Should've seen that one 'cumming. ;)

Life is longer than you might think user, you got plenty of time if all goes well

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I liked AoW2 with Shadow Magic better than AoW1.
I would say that Majesty: Fantasy Kingdom Sim (not 2, but the HD re-release) is more fun than Settlers II.
Agreed with the rest.

Worst comes to the worst, get a hooker and chill..

Also how the fuck did this happen to this thread? x)

I do.
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Also try Race The Sun.

Cocks are pretty cool.

Stardew Valley
Grand Theft Auto V
Skyrim Morrowind or Oblivion would work I guess
Minecraft

Can't really think of anymore right now

3 in my entire life. Only been cucked once tho

In terms of straight gameplay that's true, but in terms of "comfiness" I feel the original AoW tops out. The AoW series started out strong on writing/art/music/etc. but weaker on the gameplay and ended weak on the writing/art/music/etc. and stronger on the gameplay. Either way they're still all worth playing though.

Also Shadow Magic is a stand-alone, not an expansion pack.

Okami

Nah. Holla Forums is just full of sexually confused and horny teenagers.