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I guess that would explain the way that they look.

Hey, I get it, some people like tacky. That's fine. I wish that I had an 11 foot Garfield statue on my front lawn.

Oh, alright. You take the I-39 up here? What's your connection with the EAA stuff?

Newd is lewd.

You slut.

i'm listening
killed it

That one's a little too relatable
Get out of my head thanks

stop disappearing on me pls, I'm trying to talk with you more and stuff

(because I like you)

I enjoy lewd newds

11 foot garfielf statue on front lawn.
is that a penis joke?

same

jog*

I'll probably find work once school is over


Nope, no one is.


Only by Erio :p


please cum for me? ;__;

Banger track
love it

yeah idk how to spell this late at night..
where do you think you'll work?

o-okaythis works for me

No, but if it were a joke on anything, it would probably be the Tiki man from Honey We Shrunk Ourselves.


I don't know where the key is.

Yes sirree.

My parents been taking me since I was born. I helped my dead build his Sonex when I was a little younger. It's never been my FAVORITE thing going up there, walking around in the heat and using port-a-potties, but he seems to really enjoy looking at all the aviation stuff. My sister volunteered up there a couple years ago. I should do something like that too, but I'm a shithead in all honesty, I probably wont.

I am the resurrection.

Look around
everything in my head is in the key of C

I'm gonna try sleep again.

-jogs with you in the rain- ^_^

Rest well.

Sure you do, slut.

nini ssis chan

You have just activated my trump card.

-Builds a wall-

xd

Fresh port-a-potties are the best. Sounds cool, don't think I'd make that kind of a drive for it though. I wonder if the UW has an R/C club or something that goes.


C for Cunt

I would not be the one to ask.

Yeah, the drive is killer, but it's a motor home so at least you can walk around and eat stuff or go to the bathroom whenever you want.

nini ui

i not lewd
._.


bang bang

And WHEREVER you want.

My grandparents on one side had a camper for a long time, had to sell it because they're too old now, but they can be a lot of fun.

Spit so many verses sometimes my jaw twitches
one thing this party could use is more

god damn

Hollandaise sauce?

whew~
just finished the smoothest Rageblade Vayne game ♥
it just went that well :3

He's an absolute MADMAN

I guess getting old is better than the alternative.


I think it was bitches, but bitches love Hollandaise sauce, so win win

BOOZE

I was about to say "fuck a goat", but then realised where I was.

just watched a bunch of fight videos. saw this one of a little kid putting another little kid into an arm bar, it was intense af.
in other news i need to watch the wolf of wallstreet asap

Depends who you ask.


Do you have any non-alcoholic booze that also doesn't look or taste like booze?

As an anime poster I resent that

Hey Scoots, you know what?

That's a pretty cool story

I'm not actually old enough to buuy fake booze BUT my friends sister is

go watch it!
lots kewl wall street lingo im guessing!
:)

cray kids and their fight montages...

Ermagerd!!!!

Do you have to play spin the bottle with her to get her to buy you some?

i probably will tomorrow night if i remember.
there was only 2 vids of kids fighting(thankfully), the rest were all adults/late teens

Luka likes the same music I do

that Jai Wolf mix is awesome

haha thats gross I wouldnt kiss a girl with cooties
all she does is touch my weiner a few times

adults should protect them!

Luka is kawaiiii

Do you cry a lot, or only a little anymore?

there's a time for everything


brb kalista aram

scoot, grab a bottle of wine on your way home?

kali sta
the best

I'm on a 24hour shift, this makes me sad lol

Kinda cry alot my man
but that doesn't mean i'm not still a down ass hood nigga to the fullest

aw wat ;-;

i wanted to get drunk on TC tonight ( ._.)

Maybe you should touch her wiener back so that you both have to cry next time.

poop

no I''m not Gay lol

I know right, you kids have your tc fun though.
^^

nooooo u r best TC

no TC without skewt

icecast is free software right?

indeed, it's open source

might install it on my server

then stream mad mixes once my library is all downloaded

That's good.

can i have a hug

What the heck are you doing awake at this time of day

...

Meandering. The only time I get the house to myself is for about 30 minutes at eight or nine in the morning, would be a shame to sleep through that now.

that's not a hug

that's not even a proper reply

stop bullying me!!!!!!!!!!
you're just like the rest of them!!!!!!!!!!!!1

oh please. i offered you way more

I told you I can't skype at 7am, i'm barely awake and more importantly my family is up so they'll hear me talking! ;~;

...

Oh I see, we'll have to have one tomorrow perhaps? :3

I can understand that
solitary is always pretty enjoyable
usually

maybe. idk.

me in the mood to drink is rare

there has been a bottle of chilean merlot, a bottle of mulled red, and beer in my house for ages, i just buy them for when other people come round and never touch them

i feel like you should have at least a couple of bottles in a wine rack if you own one

That's why you committed all of those heinous crimes, right? So that they'd throw you in solitary?

so you should just get some sleep!
i just went out to get the paper and realized i need sleep too

gonna listen to one last song that makes me feel like i'm older than i am but just how i feel.

how about you show me your rack then ;)

i should probably get another since mine is all full

I fell asleep really early last night, so I'm unable to sleep now

enjoy your song

still waiting for tummy pic, but nini♥

( Bebop )

Wanna watch my gameplay now that i've won?

:3

there


idk if i'd keep one full, doesn't that kinda say i have more money than friends? lol

If you gonna drink then do so, don't let my antisocial work schedule stop you. Drink post Wew

oh yeah baby, nice rack!

pls
nini


maybe later? getting off right now


;_;
i never thought i'd need to make more, thought i had all i needed but they're all in the military and gone now.

No, it says you have more money than your friends.

you're mixing me up with someone else man
I'm in here for
Anus crimes

huh? where are you going?
._.

I don't know, maybe at Target for something until I have to move out of here to go to college... i'm scared

take your time cumming...


it was horrible... i kept stomping on puddles and it got in my socks!


hehe i love erio

;-;


still not something i'd want on display in my house, if i had more money than all my friends, i wouldn't want them to come round and be constantly reminded of it by something as obnoxious as a full wine rack, lol

You monster.

I knew you would post as I get off, one more, for you.
why scared? you're always welcome here, i'll house you and help you find a job/get into college

now if only you'd ask for proof in private

YOU MAY DRINK ANY WINE YOU WISH PEASANTS, FOR WHERE ANY ONE BOTTLE MAY GO, THREE SHALL COME TO VIE FOR IT'S PLACE

that feeling when someone is playing the piano live for you


he's probably going to sleep

how are you today, erin?

Atleast I can eShop while at work.


Hail hydra

And you alone?

okay thanks, little restless, had a weird break so i had to take antipsychotics for a few days, im fine now tho, just waiting for them to wear off and can feel normal again.

you?

If I didn't already know you I would be able to tell from that one post that you don't come from a middle-class American household.

Besides the joking around, it's also nice to have a selection. Wines are really varied and it's hard to account for everybody's tastes with a few bottles.

and me alone
noone else

:(

can i show you my kewl gameplay at least?

That feel when the only instrument you can play is the gun

what game?


this is nice

When you put it in your mouth and it only ever makes one note

Hey, better than a lot of people here that can only play the skin flute

my kalista skillz
:D

That was sweet of them. Was there an occasion?

i have a chilean merlot, for those who like me enjoy a medium bodied red with after tones of fruit and berries, and mulled wine, for those who like me have to start with something sweeter so they don't instantly vomit

aww, hope you feel better soon

I'm okey enough

finally got over bad foodborne illness i had

ct scan was weird, the contrast dye makes you feel wet and hot all over your body

So pretty much what you like, and if people want wine they better adapt, huh?

damn son, that sounds like some mad illness you had :s

how can i watch it?


i think she's practicing for something, but then I end up picking songs for her

I can imagine, a friend of mine played both violin and piano.
Talk about really rich kids.


Well, it's not really a horrible note considering Kurt Cobain settled with it.


Wisdom.

yes.

i have a couple of cheap wines and if people want wine they'll drink it

having a wide selection of wines is not really a scottish point of pride

by clicking this~!

I bet her rendition of the entire Megadeth discography was beautiful.

i don't think any of us like white or rosé.

we like reds, and we like them £4 a bottle, and for the low price, we like them to be not too shit

My man.

how do you not like white wine gurl

actually, when i think about it, often girls like rosé

but that's because it's pink and they're vapid

it's dry, bitter, unpleasant

That's fair cause having good Scotch must not be a point of pride in my household, cause my dad drinks some real piss poor swill called House of Stuart.

can you imagine eating a steak and drinking a white

naa

ew

i donut drink scotch

whiskey is horrid

i have none of it

I get one hell of a migraine from it.

I don't get sick often, but whenever I get sick it's usually something really bad

You smoke Sobranies, Erin.

shit ;~;

I really like rosé :S

i did

they were actually not pleasant cigarettes either

touché

My dad like Bombay Sapphire. Smells like a pine tree. Can't taste much better than one, either.

ew

she's playing the sims building music 4 then she got frustrated because the song has a "black keys" in it.

then she switched song, accidentally sneezed in the middle. got frustrated. now we're going to play league soon instead

I guess I relate a little too much X:

oh man for real?
Thats a real shame I love me some desert wine so much
What is your alc of choice Eh

i bet none of you can imagine what it's like being me

ahue

:(

I prefer bourbon over scotch but a world without whiskey is a sad world, Erin.


Oh you gave those up? That's good news at least.


That's gin. It's not the worst gin, either. But that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus, it's still gin, there's really nothing to be done with it. If somebody offers to make you a martini, ask for vodka, not gin.

I'm not saying you should make any moves with her, but make some moves.


Most likely vodka looking back to my consumption.

yes, now when i'm poor i hand roll Pall Mall, and when i'm not i smoke Players

i already confessed
"i'm your best fan"

You known her long?


If I'm ever in some smoking lounge and some asshole offers me a martini, I'll have bigger problems than whether it's made with gin or vodka.

I like where this is going.

I've really never been Mr. Brand Loyalty. I'll jump back and forth and elsewhere. Marlboros, Camels, Newports, Pall Malls. Whatever strikes me.


Elaborate.

That situation would either mean I'm a douche bag or trapped in a James Bond movie. Neither of which are desirable.

not really..
i like how she's okay with me muting my mic all the time


she just let out an annoyed sigh

I pick brands because i know what i want.

Cheap, satisfying, not horrible tasting, doesn't make me sick, and doesn't have that ring of holes on the filter

Friend, nothing in that situation makes you a douchebag.

And if you're in a Bond movie just dress up and become the Bond girl and let yourself get rescued, it'll be easier.

speaking of sick my tummy hurts

mylanta is a good thing to keep around for that

Don't go the way of Eva.

Stay away from the kitchen knives in this dire moment.

Maybe she was waiting for a bit more than that.

i bet u cant imagine being me either

explain

only a little

Y live?

white is worst, rosé is just, that guy. we didn't want him but he's here. rosé.

You're playing up a man's hopes. Never do this.


Ah, he was always complaining about his gut troubles, and one day he said that the doctors know nothing and that he's tempted to just cut out the bad stuff himself, and he knows he could.

Just friendly neighborhood God being as wacky and zany as usual.

Where's she live?


I do the same thing for food. Damn filter holes in my burgers.


I don't think a Bond movie tackling trans rights by way of an MtF love interest is going to come about particularly soon.

You never know if you don't try, better see and play depending on how things decide to play out.

Not with that attitude, Boipussygalore.

I bet your life would be a funny sitcom

I'm not living with you!

oh

yeah i prolly couldn't operate on my own gut.

but i'd use a scalpel if i tried, not a kitchen knife. i still have like one scalpel left.


idk, lets hope we don't find out

I don't want to think about Daniel Craig nailing stink slits, thank you very much.

I'm th-that guy?
Lol I'm always that guy.

na, just the drink is

TRYING. HAH.


He said this shortly before he disappeared, so I like to joke that he died on his homemade operation table, but I honestly doubt it.


You should be thinking of a younger Sean Connery, or Timothy Dalton.

last thing before he disappeared was his mom in hospital, no?

Lol, well, that's okay then.
More rose for scoot woo woo
Urgh, bloody hate bank holiday shifts -_-

I'm not sure about his last posts, but I think I've heard that mentioned in passing.

i was expecting loads of deliveries today, checked the calendar and it was a bank holiday, was liek

dammit


it was quite a show

Was Eva Ommadon?
He used to have similar ailments

ACH MY AILMENTS

I guess I could get behind Timothy Dalton laying pipe in a smell hole on camera.

Fuck cilantro

The stuff I've ordered better come tomorrow. It's a normal day Amazon. I'll be expecting.

Eva's still alive, I even passed on a message from them like a month ago.


Negative nancy pls.

after watching the keynote i just want this apple watch to hurry up tbh

Lol, so you can shoot lasers?

I've never been so insulted by proxy.

They are very different people. Eva's "ailments" were compulsive lying, delusions of grandeur, and straight up mania. His gut troubles were a footnote.

Ommadon was just a D&D nerd with ulcers.

test... bebop wants to kill me... what do?

maybe

Let him.

Let him.

...

...

...

im serious..

So am I.

...

lel

You mean cancer

Saving all these pictures of a video game I've never played is really starting to pay off.

somewhere far, but not outside of indonesia


she is asking this plush to keep me company while she's showering

S'wrong with you

Maybe you can make baby Manakas with her.


It just doesn't look very good.

Then why in God's name did you save so many pictures?

naww it's going to be the classic "you're nice but i'm seeing someone else" scenario

I do come from the gfur threads, you know.


Yeah, but just imagine if that someone else is YOU.

This is cancer.

That's cute, also leaving the call on whilst showering.
I don't know about you, but that's pretty trustful.

Hey Manaka is it true you shove things up your butt for the sexual thrill?
\

Goddamn faggots. Fetishize the things I love without knowing a thing about them.

Even willing to offer contempt for it.

Test likes flowers?

he wants to meet up with me to kill me..

aahhhhhh just like any disney's fairy tales where it end with live happily ever after


SPEAKING about trust, i dont trust this plushie, it seems like he has something planned


that's not true

Best news all day.


You're misunderstanding.

It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

You can be her little mermaid, Manaka.

...

Maybe you shouldn't trust it, since it doesn't trust you.

Flowers ate pretty

RIP, I knew I hadn't seen her in a long time.

whatcha thinkin about?

y-you me to die.. ?

Stuff and things


Lol

That I can drink in seven hours and thirty nine minutes

These are some very serious accusations that you're leveling against these darling things.

How badly I wish I had slept.

wait .. whaaat
isnt that should be the opposite


i think it's time for me to leave thread again, see you somewhere else!

Actual cannibal johnny s flower

Coffee is a suitable substitute.


It's 2016 Manaka, we are not so constrained.

are you an alcoholic...?


same :(

If I was, I'd be drinking right now.

Have a good one Manananaka.

I'm gonna go in 4,5 hours to the local town hall to be involved in the stressing issue of plane noise.

For, or against?

lol I'm gonna be against, not even because of the noise because I don't even notice it but to fuck with the other town that's trying to lower their noise level by directing it to us.

why are you counting down the minutes until your next drink? .-.

Nothing else to do, currently.

The biggest speaker of the meeting is gonna be Theo the eel fisher.
Because the noise disturbs the fish.

Blue mooooon~
you saw me standing alone~
Without a dream in my heeeeart~
Without a love of my oooown~

Eel

Fuck those other townies. And fuck Theo.


I don't think moons can see anything.

I think they can. They just mind their own business.

Everyone it seems
Has somewhere to go
And the faster the world spins
The shorter the lights will glow
And I'm swimming in the light
Chasing down the moon

-Clockwork, probably

Edgy, though sounds about right for my current mood.

its time to stop

There's something to be said for staying sharp. What time is it down under?

It's almost midnight.

time for thrones


I'll organize the uprising


*clap*

I c-can see your panties o////o

Jesus christ this is something you actually posted

I better watch it. Later

What did your day hold?


I have a bad eeling about this.

Thanks, doll.


They're not mine. That's Homura.


Nothing eventful. I spent every hour since I woke up doing busy irl things and I think it's going to continue a few hours into the morning only to repeat tomorrow. I've been feeling really down lately which isn't helping.

Nothing to do...

Well that's no good. Real life can really suck.


You could make hand turkeys.

now what?

im so bored and it's raining outside

Hundred. Of. Hand. Turkeys.

It takes its twists and turns. Right now I'm just bored and want to find something interesting to just type words into.

I'm soooo booooored

Be sure to let me know if you ever find such a thing.


Have you tried eating out of boredom? I love doing that.

I was half attempting to get a conversation going with you but now it just seems futile.

...

...

Everything is futile, and yet here we are anyway. I'm just awake for the sake of being awake at this point.

Hey there lurker.

see

I'm ethan

Lewd pics
Madoka's panties are around her ankle in that pic

Maybe it's just a hair scrunchie.

So no need to wake you up inside, then?


I have examined them enough to know for sure.

You have lewder of her on your computer.

no, i'm ethan

...

i have a food allergy ;~;

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA-SLAMMIN

And in the end, did it really even matter?

What's the allergy? All food?

...

Is goggles having an emo moment?
There there goggles.

...

But how else will I get ACROSS THIS NEW DIVIDE.

I tried so hard, and got so far ;_;

it's a meme song

gluten and processed foods, i have to cook all my food

Hello, Nezwizi.

hey there googles

how are you? c:

Jesus, who did you piss off upstairs?

I pretty much explained my mood a few dozen posts ago.

...

-hugs-

hope your edge dulls and you become happy~

Yay for happy

Allahu ackbar

bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-36410982

what a shit episode

No spoilers please.

fucking excellent

my replacement, even better light shade is on it's way

being a dickgirl pays off

yay

Looks nifty

I want to pet erin

to the world's credit you would pet a light if lights didn't hate you

*offers up noggin for petting*

Sometimes I think I was a Nazi in my past life

you should focus on being an above 18 male in your current one first

*pets*

how even old does clockwork claim to be these days?

A feasible theory, if you ask me.

I've never claimed to be any age. Don't be an idiot.

still 15 it is then

...

Lol pedobait

go suck on darwin's balls lmaoooo

lmaooooo

^^

HEY GUYS CLOCKWORK IS AGELESS

THE PERFECT LOLI

I haven't talked to you in a while. How are you?

pretty sure it's still illegal to engage a minor for the purposes of sex even if the minor is in denial

okay thankies, how bout you?

I've been okay is. Just trying to stay focused on a task but getting distracted from burn-out.

what do your tasks consist of besides saying "good morning" and stealing other people's avatars?

oh :/

boom roasted

Tp maybe you should go outside and do something.


:/ indeed.

...

MOD ABUSE

i just woke up and it's too muggy :(

it's much more comfy in the ac making jokes about ageless lolis

...

I'll be 18 in September :p


I live in the south Bronx too... I was probably an SS tiger tank commander

am I the only person who wears watches on the inside of their wrist instead of the outside?

...

I would say good taste but if you knew of their misfortunes you'd know why I'd laugh at you.


I used to do that when I had some edge from playing farcry2 and wanted to be operator level.

suuuuuure

...

i bet bc is going to totally go jogging and to church too

umm

okay, i do not do it for even remotely similar reasons

it's more comfortable and less obtrusive

Yeah the SS were wrongly accused by the Germans and hung

Very sad....


Yeah I'm no 15 and that was probably the dumbest thread meme ever


Not everything I say and do is a lie lol

Well I just don't wear watches at all anymore for that exact reason.

why do you even have a watch if no reason for time? i guess you wear glasses too

why ask such questions

riiiight

...

you're weird

brb jogging to church

okay see you later~!

okai i'm totally back!

lol stop being silly

Welp

i'm not. told my confession to jesus about killing stray dogs. he said, "we cool fam"

how do I not look autistic in front of the town council.

w-why would you kill a stray dog.. ?

you are practically perfect in every way. just do you

kinda got a manly boner picturing tokai public speaking

I meant like clothing


wghwat

Don't wear skirt

If you don't wear a skirt they'll think you're a tranny

maybe don't wear a superman cape

why are you speaking in front of town council?

lol this

I'm not gonna wear a skirt


Yeah okay.

To gain attention in the local politics.
A beginning to scheme into a job.

why did that user kill a stray dog?

they're so cute and cuddly

why not like check craigslist like other jobless trannies

A suit could work.

no offense to tokai but what part of you actually thought that tokai owns a suit

inb4 tokai has a suit

I'm not a tranny


but then I'd be that rich kid


I own 3 suits and 7 ties.

no shit? then suit it is. grease back those locks in a pony tail. you're good to go

Doesn't everyone?
Or did you want me to re-phrase it to a dress?


I don't think there's that many kids around, so it'd be worse to go in there with a pair of jeans and a flannel around all the old geezers.

all business tokai is my new fetish

I'm gonna go casual


Maybe that's more intimidating.

tbh i kinda thought he would have a power pant suit

...

The old fellows would all go "Look at this kid, I bet he doesn't know anything."
Just a grain of thought for you.
Or you could go all neutral party and wear jeans with a suit jacket.


I don't think they're Hillary yet.

Tokai you're gonna need high heels to pull of that look

This must be okay


hmm I guess

if you want to get your ideas across, rock the manbun

damn tokai, back at it with the white vans

dinner now bbl


too thick


ugh

gl

Kill name redacted they're the worst.

new