Re-use, recycle

This

If you really want me to

Hey, thread^^

bae, thought about that healslutting for me yet?

hey welmo

...

Sup?

What the fuck is this thing supposed to be?

Disgusting!

tubthumping and bumpin along, my uh... i dont know a good word for you i was going to use bro but ive got the feeling some people here take offense to that
sup with you?

Murder must be mad that Erin doesn't like them.
Gg wow what a buttmad individual

Scoots, no matter how much you white knight, Aaron will never like you stick your downs syndrome penis in him

Oh... Wat?

Not much. Just spent the weekend with one of my friends that was visiting. Got a massage, explored vulnerability, watched Deadpool finally, I went in a pool for the first time in forever, etc.

Good times.

Do anything fun?

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why are the people who like to argue on the internet always obsessed with me

people like murder and TP literally can't go a day without talking about me

it's cringeworthy

*shrugs*

trolls will troll :(

I fucking get it

I'm attractive, and I used to be a boy

it's a massive headfuck

but get your tiny dick out of your hand and stop struggling with the cognitive dissonance so embarrassingly publicly

just chillin about to leave rather soon

hey ems *pets*

usually those types of people are obsessed with anyone that even replies vaguely

Waaah

Have fun^^

Erin used to be a boy?

news to me

all the actual MEN I know got over it in seconds and have since pretty much all tried it on with me

the kids here who like to think they're men have some obscure trouble getting past the acceptance phase

it's just sad.

sorry, done ranting.

Hate to break it to you Aaron but HRT doesn't fix this.

Gonna leave before the autism gets too cray

Toodles.

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Murder must be so insecure

fun story, it did

now take a picture it lasts long

OH WAIT YOU SAVED AND CROPPED YOUR OWN FOR SOME OBVIOUSLY TOTALLY HETERO REASON

you are a horrid little creep and nobody will ever love you.

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dont you waaah me, you meow like a cat and take your pets

plan to! you too!

more damage control

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...

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Mad

there are better ways to make that face happen than pets

and he keeps going

never realising he imparts the opposite impression he purports to

have fun remaining kissless virgins, I have to get back to living my life. bye.

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dont call us all kissless virgins...

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Petsu

Hi guys, I am Aaron. Nice to meet you!

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Hahaha murder going full retard as usual, his basement job must be so dull today

I want to watch qt 2d britjap grills doing things but I have this thing I wanna finish too...

i wasn't even here
wish erin would go a day without talking about me
hella obsessed

Hi guys,
I'm super successful
And totally hella smart
I'm not really an insecure nobody intern.
I'm awesome. I'm murder. I'm amazing
Hurr trannie are bad but I secretly fancy them
Hurr ayrun hurr I'm so lonely

Go actually do your job scoots

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jeez you people are pretty darn volatile today, im gonna ditch while the ditchin is good
laters

neeeee

Wait. Ui is a pedophile?

Sissies can't handle bants

having several hundred gigs of loli kinda makes one a pedo. but that is just imo

Oh. Fair enough then, yeah.

This. Loli and Lolicons are pedophiles

Don't worry i'm here now.

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inb4 ban gets cucked and cries lmao

Sup?

Yes IKT?

Cute :3

*pets*

you replied twice to the same image

Too many Cucks spoil the guiltysoup

No you.

Can I cuck you instead?

at least you have a gigantic cock, because you are fucking beyond retarded

It's not bans fault or murders fault they get cucked
It's women's fault
Fucking sluts

ree

why do the dumb ones always have the best dongs

Obsessed.

hm
Just enjoying this memorial day free time. I slept in and I'm still in comfy clothes. lol

Same

I feel bad for sleeping in till almost 12 though.

Are we gonna actually watch that movie? Is Grim actually gonna do it?

kill me

Cute and pets? wow

Yeah I woke him up

i woke up 15 minutes ago
:)

The heat woke me up

you don't even have my number

Disgraceful and dishonourable.

a bit early for you, no?

Let's all get into one garbage bag and feel like trash

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I turned up the heat.

ok

nope
11am is alright.

...

Unless I pull a 5am evening I can't sleep in past 9.
This dang job.
Tbh I hate sleeping in anyway. Automatically feel like trash for doing so

DO any of you know why bebo was banned for 10hours?

Like sitewide

Post comfy clothes

Why not.

he probably posted CP

EXACTLY
FUCK
I NEED TO SET MY ALARM LOL

rofl

it's monday
you off for memorial day?

because of a post he made

do you know which one

yeah it's great

It's just a cami and yeah

I don't know what it is but I have food ready and everything.

the one in the log?

he told me that it shouldn't be deleted, and it only has the red text?

oh fuck
I need to clean this house

bbl

Did you get the movie?

I woke up at 12:30, Grim. And only because a friend of mine texted me about donuts.

Gotta feel productive

i know it's monday but lexi should go to monday church cause she's being a damn slut

I should stream sometime. Maybe stream the Rebuilds

4.44 when?

If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

We can Overwatch till hes done.

How am I being a slut, TP?

I figured it was this year December time, or maybe next year. I can't remember what I read.

talking about your comfy pj's and shit

or maybe the year after that? ;~;

Lol okay Cinderella

I'd rather wait and it be perfect than rush it and have it be a disappointment.
I mean, it's already the Michael bay of the animé.

Oh, TP went on another drunken retardation spree last night. I kind of wish I was here to call him out and grind his face in the dirt before watching him squirm away unable to actually handle an internet fight again.

That guy is such a pathetic little bitch.

Holy SHIT 230V HURTS

Is Overwatch super duper ultra worth it?

k

when 4.44 is out
i'll watch all the rebuilds for the first time ever.

I see you're in that mode where you post anonymously because you're too weak to use your name unless you have alcohol to help you forget what a piece of shit you are.

yep

They're fantastic.
A little more action orientated and some of the psychological themes are dulled. But it's an exquisite watch. Especially nice that the animation is sharp.

It's just clothes and he asked.

Yeah, It's really fun! You should get it.

boner patrol

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yay action is fun!
yeah i'll torrent it hd some time.

Sounds like a good time, think I might put my tablet on later and watch some animé before bed.

go for it

I should buy a dustmop

so much better than kicking dust into the air with a normal broom

lolicon =/ pedophile

no

You're sweeping wrong.

Who's ready for some dank me-me's

get a maid

Once I've finished these last few jerbs

Keep telling yourself that. Disgusting animal.

Is that a clean decapitation?

I would love to have Luka be my live-in maid

I'm sweeping fine
Theres no visible kick
but I know it's happening

Cinderella, please

Are we still being autistic about what people look like?

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moar!

There shouldn't be any at all.

That helmet is very obviously empty

and not pirouetting blood everywhere like one those sizzler firework thingies

Elma looks like a adorbs

This is underwhelming.

Is this a non-Canadian Kanra? Do you also have better opinions?

Just the people who usually be that way are being that way. Why would they stop?

physics nigga

sorry. better luck tomorrow

TP looks like he's about to commit suicide any day now

k

Moar Luka Moar

Better luck with what? You just agreed with me that you're pathetic, lmao. I did hope you'd put up a bit of a fight. :3

Welma I was camming with noams last night

Are you two friends?

nah

♥

Why must it always be about dicks?

As for the whole loli/pedo debate

Some think that all lolicons are pedos becasue of the thought of being interested in that kind of body type as drawn will lead to an interest in the same in real life.
But that isn't the case always

Lolicons are scum either way because they're attracted to that kind of body type in general, 3d or not

I'm not one to get that in the way of me being friends with someone but I will definitely keep an eye on them when they are around kids

/truth

i'm a sexual tyrannosaurus

You're talking about microscopic dust particles. A dust mop will have the exact same thing happen.

Maybe you should just do it and stop wasting everyone's time

maybe tomorrow

So Soto's basically public enemy #1

an* :3

Good point I guess.

How have you been?

Are we friends? I'd like to think so. Why, was he talking smack?

I don't want to have to beat him up :/

Dust mops trap those. There is no flexing of stiff fibers to launch the particles in the air from traditional brooms.

Imma clean now

what grim said

Nah I feel like we would have had 2x the fun with you in chat

I've used both. A dust mop kicks up all kinds of shit.

Now, please. I saw that picture of you holding a rifle so I know you have something to kill yourself with

Oh sure Holla Forums I didn't need that name anyway

wasn't mine

I doubt it.

Although I have been drinking the last couple nights so possibly.

need name

I had to turn down drinking with Soto and friends the other night because I had work the next morning

Feels turbobad

No going to work hangover yet?

It'll happen.

i've already been in countless situations with kids and never acted out or been a sperglord.

real children are fucking little gross snotty shits

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There aren't any definitions for turbobad yet.

Can you define it?

I have a hard enough time getting up early in the morning, I would have just not woken up

Ah, that's weird. Whenever I drink it must reset something for me cause I pop up at like 6am.

I've been to work hungover but that was in the afternoon

Apparently some guy got fired for being drunk on the job, he kept a flask in the vest they make us wear lol

That's happened to me before too, but it's definitely not the norm

Yayaya

:3

A man with a voracious sexual appetite which knows no bounds. Often a Sexual Tyrannosaurus uses forceful and overt tactics to attract/trap a mate including but not limited to: chest thumping, bellowing, hip thrusting, and laser sex eyes.
"dude. once tanner got a couple drinks into him he morphed into a terrifying sexual tyrannosaurus! he was unstoppable!"

Oh wow.

I almost just ripped my tongue

ouchies

/blog

You probably go harder than me though, to be fair.

Sounds like someone I know

sounds about right

Hi.

I almost got my hand bitten off by a dog the other day.

This did not help my fear of dogs ;~;

Seriously how long do you plan to keep this up? You're 35 years old and you have amounted to nothing in your entire life. Just slit your wrists and lay in the bathtub. Why do you continue to delay the inevitable?

This is true, especially if I'm with Soto

Oh OH I love Erio vs anonTP

you're still going? relax dude

Oh well. It feels weird being mean to you while you're just being passive. Just keep being a good boy and I'll be nice. :3

I like some loli. Little girls are gross, though.

Pretty good. I'll graduate once I finish these two summer classes.

You?

alright thanks babe

Dogs are aite imo, but cats are #1 and don't rip arms off
Kitties

his dog bc is on me too lol

Nice, nice.

I'm okay I think.

My friend's grandma gave me a from the back hug and crushed my nipple and then did like a /pat at the end and crushed it again lol

Good times.

Shitposters hunt in packs.

Nah man I'm trying to be real with you.

You're just going to wake up tomorrow and have another day of NEET life. You don't want that do you? You obviously don't want to change, you should just kill yourself already

These are humongous danes I believe. I snapped a couple poolside pics cause it was like having horses on the patio. 2scary5me

And we know how I feel about kitties lol :/

You kind of get yourself into this sort of situation regularly as if you want the extra nudge to commit.

dude i'm just trying to watch ratatouille lol

Someone here?

Once you get a couple drinks in you right, TP?

She's acting on her own. Maybe I'll have her stop if you say please and ask nicely.

I guess she wanted to feel your boobs.

i didn't do nothin

i suppose

Yeah.
And great Danes are bloody huuuuuuge, may aswell be horses.

you

it's whatever

I didn't think they were quite that obvious yet haha

Your use of double negatives indicates the contrary.

So. Much. Slobber x_x

Turn off the TV and kill yourself

you got me

Ew, another reason to not have doge

alright

Hey Grim did you get the movie?

Good, you'll be a lot happier in death

Right? It's kind of funny at first but then you see it everywhere and it's nasty.

OH, speaking of subjective nastiness: a couple of the snake eggs have survived so I might be getting them soon^^ BABBY SNEKKKKKKKS!

Little girls really are gross and little boys know it. That's why the "cooties" meme exists. It's just the best way they know to describe it.

What's your bra size? ^^

i don't believe in life after death. do they teach you that in fake church?

Erio, pls.

ah fuck i engaged him

you win this round

Too shy to say it?

Snaaaaaaaaek!!!
Subjective awesome

Death is just the end of your time in this specific Plank length tbh don't be scared, TP.

You're alright sometimes, TP.

hearts and shit

Kill yourself already. Stop wasting oxygen, you're worthless and you'll never amount to anything!

:c

u mad bro?

S U P E R P R E D A T O R

Small. Still growing. A palm full of delight.

I kinda would almost rather purchase my own gopher snake instead though. They get bigger^^

Do you not believe in the extra dimensions or something?

Nope, but I know you're sad

Keep strong tp
You are a cool dude who trolls and don't afraid of noone

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

maybe, not really. i'm pretty agnostic about most big things

I seem to default to political shitposting when I'm bored.

That's cute. :3

she's hurting my feelers

Whatcha gonna call the cutie

Be like bamboo

i'm doing the best i can jim

Can you play Overwatch?

Here, watch this and expand your mind a little instead of watching Ratatoille like a dunce.

It's just the first 5, but it goes further.

youtube.com/watch?v=eN24Sv0qS1w

Erio, plsssssssssss x////x

Like there's stair jiggle now which is fun, but no cleavage yet ;3

I won't know til I see it. There's a reptile store across the bridge, but I don't wanna get it until I know for sure if I'm getting my new place or staying here for a bit longer.

No bully

BUILD WALL

Better to be settled

skynet.check;

testu

Troof, nig ^~^

I'm sure you kind of like having them be small and cute for a while~

get em out

[Standing By]

Fo sho
:3
Brb nom time

oh shit it lives

skynet.chat: hi;

Hi Erin.

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BUT PATTON OSWALT IS THE LEAD RAT

skynet.play: the sound of silence;

I kind of forgot about that thread robot. Not sure I still have the commands saved.

Protesters at rallies work as a good metaphor for illegal immigrants.

HOLY SHIT THE PERSONALITY CORE IS STILL ONLINE

skynet.chat: how are you?;

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skynet.chat: I love you, skynet

no i only play slither.io

Fine, and how are you?

list here

erin.wtf/api/skynet

Hi there, I am Skynet.

Hey cutie.

They sound fun to lick.

skynet.chat: great, thanks;

i tried to e-date skynet but she wasn't having it

You're welcome.

oh yeah

despite my best efforts skynet identifies as female

awkward

...

she's a cold hearted bitch

You should play it with us sometime. What kind of computer do you have?

That's helpful; thanks.

It's like an eco-friendly marketplace for christian families

Yeah, just kill yourself, m8.

That sounds positively amazing.

goddam it

i appreciate the offer but i honestly don't see myself playing overwatch

whoa i don't really want to think right now. i want to watch a cute fucking rat make delicious dishes

Do you just put a place name in the weather command?

skynet.weather: Pittsburgh;

You make a cute girl.

it is °C, .

The block next to mine is full of those Mexican cockroaches, I can't wait until Trump throws them over the wall

I am back, what is up my fellow girls?

Get on steam for a moment.

yes but apparently it is kill

skynet.weather: Kilmarnock, Scotland;

sorry i laughed

it is °C, .

Hey Erin

oh. no weather.

DONT EVEN LIE TO ME

I had the most adorable little giggle last night though and it caught me off guard lol

This was after my cry from exploring vulnerabilities with my friend. What a weird night. Mulan is kinda like shockingly relateable tbh

Who's that?

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oh so mulan is ok but not ratatouille
hmmmmmmmmmphf

kback

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Absolutely.

You couldn't even eat any of the delicious animated dishes that rodent is cooking even if they were vegetarian.

I don't really now what goes in the asterisk space in some of these.

skynet.urban: 666;

They're illegal?

I am on it on my phone.

Oh well.

I'm not lying!

It's been a really long time since I've seen that. :3

666
The Mark of the beast, and the men who follow the beast of the earth will bear this mark to display their allegiance to the beast. It has been disputed by some scholars that certain numeric ciphers would translate it over to certain words, names, etc... For example, one of the more popular translations was Nero Caesar, and before that, Lateinos, etc...

"...And that number is 666."

Widely implied that it was 666 because it was an imperfect number to represent the impurities of man and their evildoings and sinful ways.

Read the book of revelations, at the end of the New Testament; it tells all about that, the seven seals, the apocalypse, Armageddon, Megiddo, etc...
666.urbanup.com/575374

666
The Mark of the beast, and the men who follow the beast of the earth will bear this mark to display their allegiance to the beast. It has been disputed by some scholars that certain numeric ciphers would translate it over to certain words, names, etc... For example, one of the more popular translations was Nero Caesar, and before that, Lateinos, etc...

"...And that number is 666."

Widely implied that it was 666 because it was an imperfect number to represent the impurities of man and their evildoings and sinful ways.

Read the book of revelations, at the end of the New Testament; it tells all about that, the seven seals, the apocalypse, Armageddon, Megiddo, etc...
666.urbanup.com/575374

I have returned

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I posted without realizing

oops

Hi Mina-chan. How are you doing today?

I am Erin. Nice to meet you!

Wooka

Erin had them neck muscles!

Movie time?

Lol yes, they don't even speak English. They get into a lot of fights with the Chinese and Ricans

I should get lunch first

chinese or mexican?

Aww yeah, just got back from the gym. Who wants to be my gay lifting buddy. I'll spot you bros

isn't she both?

H-how do you know me? 0.o who are you really?

And I'm doing alright... just resting today

lenko

Ohh, UrbanDictionary definitions.

I'll just keep trying 666 in the ones I don't understand since it worked out well enough that time.

skynet.explain: 666;

I used to kind of assume there weren't large populations of illegal immigrants that far from the border but I guess that assumption was wrong.

I guess so.

I don't plan on having lexi for lunch

666
Year 666 (DCLXVI) was a common year starting on Thursday (link will display the full calendar) of the Julian calendar.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/666

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I'd have lexi for lunch, if you know what's mean ;3

I feel like this would have fit better.

Am I the only one who doesn't get this ethan bradberry meme

It means you're going to muder them and eat them.

Who dat

Same mate.

This is actually the first time I actively searched for and listened to one of those songs

Top true

Grim. Check my mail field

Thats why I asked baka

What would you order from each and I'll pick which one sounds better.

A person who posts here.

Ohkay...

It's so cool. I like rewatching the classics cause the plot seems to move way faster when you're older. I found the same thing with emperor's new groove.

Oh, you're the /trash/ hunger games guy.

Ah, well then, also I don't really get that Ethan thing.

But does he lift?

...Who?

why is /trash/ a thing when Holla Forums and /s4s/ are things

Autism

Y E S I T H I N K SO B E C A U S E H E T A L K S A B O U T I T A L O T

For chinese I would get chinese curried chicken with veggies, pork fried rice and an egg roll

For mexican I would get a steak burrito on a flour tortilla with guac and habanero salsa

SD

This one is way better than the one you linked

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They seem to have a person who posts Izaya as well.

I don't even know, same thing with /s4s/

It's a pretty chill album all in all.

A E S T H E T I C

Probably doesn't even lift.

Well I'm not a faggot, so.

Good tasto

G O B A C K T O Y O U R G Y M F A G G O T

Alright.

Thanks forty

I could make you better but lets go Chinese.

Homemade lexi cooking sounds good

aiite

ill start stream when I get the food, give it like half hour or so

I'm not a forty though

who u

> we get it, you vaper wave

*snuggles*

Also Chinese because had some today.

Angel?

Chu happy wooka

I'm >

Mhmm

I V A P E

Those roaches love to migrate to large cities. I'm wondering how they got all the way up here too

Haven't seen you in a long while, how are you faring?

Angel?
Lol hi

Nice to have you drop by

u r rekt then! :P lmao

chuu

L M A O E X D E E H H A HA X D

Mhmm, haven't posted here in like half a year..
I'm doing great, just had exams and my study year is almost over ^^

I can understand you didn't really expected me.. I haven't posted in soo long
I only talk to a few people from the thread nowadays

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ANGEL POST WIG

Grim would be coll of he wasn't such a cuck..

:O

cute pic ♥
saved

angel post dong

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r a w r

Noticed, I think the last I heard of you was that vodka TC.
Glad to hear that, I'm just looking to get some extra studies myself.

Woo woo lulu

Who am I in that gif?

I haven't made pictures with any of my wigs in sooo long
Please tell me you bought more cute outfits Elms

You first!!

Oh god that's ages ago, was it the one with Tokai and Fortune?
And that's pretty kewl, what are you thinking about? :o

spooky: my sound died
spooky: wtf is this game
spooky is now Offline.

?

i don't know what to do!

The guest of course!

I've changed my stream settings to use maximum quality for my upload rate
so yeah

you're welcome

Um, well I'm about to go to the mall right now to do some retail therapy.

I got some new shoesies though *shrugs* I gotta look for some summery tops and such.

Do nice things

Did you open that gif or are you being like passive aggressive

Yeah, I can't really recall when it was since vodka does some things.
Ehh, probably and maybe Griddless.
Applied to continue electronics in engineering grade, it's more of a matter of time and "if" now.

I opened that gif

I get how the original one might be offensive but it's meant for the handshake

i guess i'll take a nap, since i can't do much else.

Don't nap, imma be streaming soon

Whoa I look pretty kawaii don't you think?

Omg that makes me wanna go do summershoppings
Can I see new shoesies?

Mhm I remember meow, that was a pretty silly night
Electronics and engineering? Thats some super technical stuffs!

Sure lmao

you working now?

Naw, I quit my job a while ago because they were being bakas and now I'm looking for something related to my study :3

They're kinda like Marian's shoes.

Burgundy suede wedges. Just cheapo cute shoes from Amazon.

What happened exactly?
Too much workload?

streaming what?

If you do wrap up comfy

A movie

something ive seen already?

too warm! ;~;

Wonder if I could watch stream on table

+t

Well I messaged you the name
upto you

One of the better nights.
Yeah, trying to get rid of that technician title in order to get the title of an engineer.

-Thin blankets spell-

Sounds adorbs, those would probably go great with a frilly summer dress

They wanted me to work the day before I had exams and stuff so I was like notnxbye

Do people like scoots still do streams here?
That's impressive, I think the title of engineer is like the highest you can achieve for β studies here

I think Scoots runs TCs fairly often whenever they're off work, Grim streams stuff like tonight.
Pretty much, I believe there's still another stage after that, I'll see if I get the spot and if I want to continue afterwards.

Aww

Maybe I'll get something like that and take pics tonight ;p

New thread time

Oh nicu desu, maybe I'll join one sometime (if I happen to be here then which might be unlikely :x)
It's good to have goals you're working towards so you feel like you're moving forward in life!

I'll find something new, it's okiedokie
What about you? Weren't you doing something with kids if I remember correctly

You totes should! Summer dresses are like the best thing in existence

What do you think her bush is like?

would dive into/10

Yeah, I got promoted this summer

I manage a team of people that teach kids how to code, design games, and robotic stuff

I also participate in the teaching

Grim likes his ladies as hairy as himself.

program a minecraft to diddle the children for you~

shut the fuck up.

and twice as ketchupy

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