Vote Kanra queen for more thought-provoking posts about keeping a human pet.
And also maybe he'll finally finish that damn list of posters with handmade psychoanalyses for all.
Vote Kanra queen for more thought-provoking posts about keeping a human pet.
And also maybe he'll finally finish that damn list of posters with handmade psychoanalyses for all.
btw thanks test
that one was long af too
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
test for mod
i believe that everyone is equal and that there arent any differences and all people are made equal by god
u guys should stop being so fucking racist..
m0mmy says i am idgac noob
also that SKS is cute as fuck...
no i just choice to use a guy voice when i talk to people online because using a girl voice is obnoxious as fuck and there's no reason to
Not that faggot Kanra, for starters.
You guys are gross.
le funnnynnnnnnnnyyy ebin post XDDDDDDDDDDDDEDDDDDddddd
is it weird that i like your man voice?
Its not my fault hes being like this.
Never trust the people that love you.
They're the first to lie to you.
Just a person posting Izaya.
Why now, why here, probably has to do with others in his community dropping by or talking about it.
Dang I'd forgotten how dark Majora's Mask was
BUT ITS HER REAL VOICE
thats the basic concepts of quantum physics
how everything you experience is just created in your brain
and that's why being crazy can be so prevalent
it's really fucking crazy
i forgot how straight you used to be
he even said dang
So you're back to this huh?
And it's real weird of you to like it.
Everything is making me tear up tonight
why do I feel like such a LIL BITCH
majora's mask is the best 3d zelda but is highly underated
I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why scarlet dress like a woman but talk like a man
oh my scarlet
I've done it to several people. Usually I only show them something I think they specifically will like. Mostly dumb shit like getting my sister into anime. I ruined her life by being the one to show her Fruits Basket and Ouran High School Host Club.
One guy I sat down and made him watch Steven Universe. I was like "there's a lot of lesbians so you'll like it". I don't regret that it was a tad manipulative.
Man, there's some really interesting scientific concepts behind your crotch.
I know this was a mislink, but I feel like I'm the only one that ever does that, so eh.
You right tho.
If you feel like a bitch, and you act like a bitch, you're probably a bitch.
That about sums up my thoughts on it too
no not really
its not my real voice
its not even my real accent
when i was in high school i got made fun of for sounding like a girl
i just use a voice that i can talk over people and make them feel bad about themselves while still having a hint of feminimity, but still the power to talk over people and make them feel bad
its not really easy to be a snarky cunt with the way my voice normally is if i dont change it
doesn't fit my personality since im kinda an obnoxious cunt
my girl voice is whatever idk, i only use it irl and on the phone
dude you're so far gone
she has a nice voice
zelda 2 on nintendo was hard af
i always mislink
He can make it up to me by streaming this movie.
It's one of my favs.
Bitches love Ouran.
Where? I don't even
Shit's legendary for being stupid hard
lexi will you ever not be a fucking whore?
i mean you cut off your dick
still fishing for neenees
tp join the fucking discord
What the hell is that?
I never understood something. Do women in general really prefer guys that hairless, or is that just overwhelmingly dumb teenage girls?
yeah i beat the first game and kinda gave up on the second
still have the original cartridges somewhere
Please, most adult women just want a guy to be well groomed.
Girls under the age of 30, sure.
Oh sorry user.. thank you for the compliment.
Good evening, TP.
ooo you've never seen it? Lets watch it.
How are you doing mr test?
do you have anything to talk about other than video games?
so you are just -
Some like to be held by large, hairy men.
Some like them hairless, because that's what fashion magazines tell them to like.
Clearly some like them to be girls, like Scarlet.
Sometimes you don't know your type til you get close to, and talk with the guy that is that type, then suddenly you're into that type.
Probably not the best place to ask this question, really.
but its objectively not my real voice
i explain here
the only reason people on the internet even found out i was a trap was because people talk, for a long time i just said i was a guy and kept it at that. i never presented myself as female or anything on the internet because there was no point, image boards are male dominated so i prefer to fit in. eventually it just became impossible because of the nature of the communities always having overlapping people so i just gave up partially because i could troll people by being an annoying trap and playing it up.
i keep my guy voice because i like to be able to lead conversation and talk over people, because im HIGH-ENERGY
i cant do that with a girl voice dude
lexi is a two trick pony
neenee's and leegu
I'll watch it I guess.
I honestly have no idea what it is.
of the ones I've played
majora's mask>ocarina of time>minish cap>4swords>TP>LTTP>PH>WW>ST>4swords for the GBA
eh it's whatever i was just giving you shit about your man voice
Grim, I'm not angry, they were lying.
A story of revenge, to be brief.
But if you're asking if you should shave all your hair off:
the answer is yes.
So does anyone here lift. I assume this is like the remake of /fit/ right
Are you calling me a nerd??
Watch any good animes lately?
You will enjoy it. Can grim stream it?
cockshit to the rescue
how even old are you
I think he means you don't need to be hairless, just trimmed and well-kept looking. I'm inclined to think that older women would agree.
I'm aight, but my neck has been killing me for days, and I keep cracking it. I'm doing it on purpose, but it's like I'm trying NOT to do it on purpose. It just makes if feel less stiff for a second and then it goes back to aching. It's not like go to a chiropractor bad, but I really need to stop cracking it.
Fuck. Good point.
I'm just curious about the overwhelming majority's favorite aesthetic.
For some reason ladies want Captain America to have no chest hair. I'm not saying I'm going to follow that trend, but it's odd.
Now I'm not the world's most physical guy
but when you held me close you nearly broke my spine
Oh my, scarlet
no i don't really watch anime
i've been watching maron and just finished a lot of shows
He probably will if you ask him.
I heard a year or back that chiropractology was an outdated medical form
I know that fucking feel way too well man and I hope it doesn't persist very long
it SOUNDS LIKE HELL
That's my experience anyway, I don't swim anymore so I no longer shave, just trim, and I've had no complaints. As long as you look good.
That instrument she iiis playing is a melodica
I am getting one soon
Are you gonna give me a private solo?
I could give you a list of suggestions if you ever wanted to get into watching some.
Sounds like something so subjective that it depends on the individual.
Ask your future partner if he prefers you clean shaven.
Keep me posted.
haha yah if I can get good sure :P
You mean you have something you like besides KLK?
Hello there yes it is me Bort
it's cool like netflix shows are starting soon
it's not like these weebs don't try to get me into the anime
why are you such a slut though?
like for real
Like Vocaroo it or something.
I have no idea what those even sound like.
finally we get a good rape story
Watch fuckin non non biiyori
it's more feel good than heroin
Ain't nobody gonna make me so domesticated that I shave my chest, so...
Kind of like a harmonica
They are also known as the melodyhorn and the Mouth Organ
buy me overwatch
He's being a weeb, and trying to make you watch anime.
oh you weren't actually complimenting me?
im pretty proud of the voice ive crafted :x i just assumed
nobody from here has heard my actual voice besides like people ive met irl
I AM A FUCKING ALPHA MALE
"if someone buys me overwatch I won't even install it"
Hair is sexy, too.
When do you get it?
Do you guys remember those toys when you were a kid
I think they ere called like
They looked like onaholes?
Like basicaly they were just
they had like a hole in the center and then they were filled with water and they were wiggly lol
good think i have my anti-weeb defense up
whatever you say mang
I remember them. They had that weird plastic smell though
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in your eyes well I almost fell for my Scarlet
I said I wont even install battle net to install it stop misquoting me
HAHA sometimes they had glitter in them or like hard plastic fish
What was up with those
I bet there were people out there who used themsexually
you remember when brad kept on saying he started in 2010
that triggered me so
Fukken dark sector takes place entirely at night, indoors, or underground and they don't have the decency to preemptively ask you to adjust the brightness
Also it's difficult in an annoying way and a lot of the puzzles aren't very intuitive
I can see why it was $1
Of course, none of this has stopped me from playing it for maybe six hours so...
Sorry I couldn't understand your gay voice.
I never really thought about it when I was a kid.
great revy is here to fucking whine about how he is unappreciated by the world
you NEED TO FUCKING WATCH THIS
me neither and then they dissapeared years before that thought ever crossed my mind and I had nobody to share it with
what game are we playing desu
this story is making me fall asleep
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I left once mayaka joined
what are we playing?
I like the little plastic encased things with the two liquids that the little toys float between.
oKAY it is
The anime girl from Macross Delta going
and then it cuts to the clip of Earth wind and fire 's september'
Where they are like
SAY DO YOU REMEMBER
then it cuts back to the anime girl again
and then back to EAarth wind and fire with the
DANCING IN SEPTEMBER
I'm not trying to hear his stupid shit honestly. idk look at my games and find a game we both have
I meant to link the dark sector thing to not you
Send me the video.
this meme is killing me
literally made the fucking lobby
fuck off i hate you
It doesn't work.
lexi is a fucking slut still
inb5 ban and grim sperg
How did you get these amazing pictures?
Better than Grim's at least.
we're listening to a really shity story mate
I hand draw them
mines been grom for months though.
I JUST STARTED MINE
Draw me something?
Stop making me want to play The Sims you fucking cunt.
Oh, like that's an excuse.
they grow in realtime
I also want to play the sims
this game will suck the time right outta ya
imagine the fun you will have :3
link me the discord invite link
you're in it
You didn't even TRY to sabotage Luka's succulents, and you're standing there making excuses.
luka seems to be slutting it up too~
I'll eat your ass and uranus
as long as it makes me famous
Oh, no. You're not going to make me play virtual dolls. Not today.
grim how many games have you given to luka
or gotten from lexi
Draw me a dota.
what else would you be doing?
and i know the number is high
do you feel at all bad about it?
Draw me now.
Wishing I were playing virtual doll house, honestly.
I also question your interior decorating skills.
I've only ever bought a game for one person
c-cause they bought me one first
how do I see my stema gifting history
becaue you're a faggot
just in case you didn't get my implication
you are gay as fuck grim
nvm found it
and thats the end
go back to overwatch
where do you see this? i bet it doesn't count games you bought then put in inventory, huh..
can you please keep your homosexual gaming vlogs in private?
-sits on the kitchen floor, proudly holding a blueberry pie he made with both hands- :3
Don't you just feel dumb when someone barely even plays a game, though?
Now draw yourself.
That bed with that color wall? That gaudy purple victorian furniture in the living space? What is the point of that tan room in the middle? Just full of tables? The whole thing is a mess.
I'm gonna guess this is luka and undertale
im so sleepyt hough
eh luka probably lost interest
this seems like an accomplishment
how did you get there
sorry guys i'm just kinda tired of the bullshit overwatch spam when they have other chats to talk about their bullshit games
i wannna see mine but idk how to find it
i'm trying to forget about it since i pretty much watched someone play most of it a while back
so that i can start it fresh.
some people don't really care about who grim cybered in todays leegu match
it was me :(
i have too many for one screenshot
just over it
It's a fucking garbo shitbag. I bet your virtual dollies are embarrassed to live there.
how do you want me to
Probably just click and use your hand.
\^_^/ -holds it out to you-
/am i too late for this meme
i love you
i made that Character
she not NPC
just like how you made your internet girl character?
WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY
i wonder if luka even realizes how much grim is shitting on him
i mean grim is probably shitting on me too
but he has luka's dox
bottom line grim is not someone you should know or want to know
he is a shady motherfucker
i didn't know grim had a scat fetish
you never talk with me anymore : (
sorry for getting a little too personal
I got a sweet fresh cut now. Is anyone interesting yet.
i dont have a lot of time to post here or talk on steam usually, also you never really want to talk about anything, say hi and hit me with a topic, don't just sit and wait for me to come up with a topic
i kinda like rereading my posts and not correcting them
you know what's really interesting? the doucebag who asks retarded questions like this without actually contributing to anything interesting
suck my dick new guy, also hi
post hair cut
i think this kanra is better btw
The new person is an older poster than kanra
it is KANRA1
i thought that was the idea
if i don't recognize you you're new to me, i will agree that you probably have the Izaya personality better down though, but it still doesn't address my other point you flaming dick wad
anyways nice to meet you
im an older poster than kanra too so it works out
Wait do you know me
I'm always a dick. Nice to meet you
I know everybody :^)
Even if they don't know me.
people don't forget posters that easily around here, thinking back i actually seem to remember seeing you around sometimes now back on 4chan
ui also lives in a trap dungeon where like on trap pays the rent
kinda a dream
And which one of the countless izaya's was this one
tfw kanra left abruptly
the danke one
Fair to that.
I don't know what you're talking about... Probably though.
Hint hint. You know me.
his mom probably heard wallace scurrying in his closet and told him to turn off the light
yea actually i think you were around before durarara even came out weren't you? what did you post before the show aired
We've got another guy whose modus operandi is complaining that we're boring and he posts Izaya, so it's almost the same situation overall.
and you wonder why you lose in popularity contests to dog fuckers
I have the memory of a goldfish
and I can vaguely recall seeing you but I cant conjure any names or memories
glad to have you about tonight though
how are ya
I don't think so? I've been posting since uh... 2010/2011
existence is boring till you make it otherwise, clearly the people who still come here and enjoy it if they are still here, it's easier for an outsider to casually say we are boring when they are being boring here
what about me why do I do that too : (
hey man it's still funny
Did kanra actually keep wallas in his basement irl
hmm, fair enough, guess im remembering wrong then, i was one of those guys who posts with something that is newer than when i actually started posting so i figured i'd ask
Man, I'm just bantering, I'm not looking to talk about what the nature of boredom.
he did though
-nibbles a slice of the pie, getting blueberry all over his face-
are you SERIOUS
please give me the details
how long did kanra keep wallas
when and how did wallas escape
wallace legit lived in kanra's basement
I'll blueberry all over your face
well i was agreeing with you and poopooing them so we should be cool
I'm getting mixed messages here
tp please i asked you for a favor
it's not the same
whether or not he enslaved him is up to interpretation
I'll ask him about it later.
How did Kanra get wallas into his basement
bard don't be so gullible
That's usually a good sign to take things with a grain of salt.
Not sure tbh.
You do that.
He would have crawled into an oven if Kanra had asked him to. For all we know, he did.
everyone knows 90% of the things TP says are lies by default
he's like blood-chan light without the fake mutilation fantasies
why do you think wallace hates kanra?
The only people saying that wallas wasn't actually in Kanra's basement
-gives you a piece of pie too- ._.
Wallace hates me because he, "fell in love" with me after cybering me once, and I told him no relationships.
baddog is a furfag too
what I miss
I don't get why Kan'ras such prime property
Maybe I should start pulling furry slaves
What the fuck did you just call me?
don't you have your own board?
TP is just a fag
Believe me, being locked in a basement would not be necessary for him to hate Kanra.
Maybe they're the ones with good sense.
again this is my board not yours
i know all about the story between kanra and wallace
YOU GUYS ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!!!
then why does your board like me better? you can always post for a recount, there aren't as many furries here now
It wouldn't be hard, but then again, you can find that type of person just about anywhere. Not worth the trouble if you ask me.
I know only bits and pieces of one side of it.
that fuckign dog
Thank god tbh
Don't you fucking ignore me.
can we squash this beef and make an example for future generations?
I suppose I'm not cut out for that life
wat about you bby
Yaaaaay Luka! babooka
i forget you are a pony right
and like who likes you better
fucking my ass
i never had a beef with you, i just enjoy pissing on you when you feel like smack talking me
nothing personal, don't bring it up and i won't rub it in
is scoots happy?
Fucking my ass - TP, 2016
nigga, don't push it
kek made me laugh
so you area a furry
I'd rather watch youtube videos than amass a harem of insecure teenagers to roleplay with.
But only just.
I think I am, got work soon
how is luka?
stealing this, here you can have one of mine
Also when is the furries going to fuck off for good?
Your kind aren't welcome here
might cook something soon
scoots is ready for a good day!
No. I'm not.
but still like it's euro bullshit hours
you may have popularity cause they are fucking emo and fucking pussy
DONT EVER FUCK WITH ME AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Don't worry, I noticed
Ready for the earning of money, aka Fun Tokens!!!!
When did TP become garEE?
JUST DO IT
I feel like you have alot to teach
Thank you that cheered me up
whoa calm the fuck down, i said we were cool
perogies! ^ ^
anyways the reason you lost was because you posted the strawpoll, if i had posted it, i would have lost
You just dont shit on some people because you feel too bad for them
did you actually take that shit seriously?
I selectiveley throw my feces
Oh, you're supposed to announce it? Man, I've got thousands of messages to write now.
Maybe when you guys can handle things on your own.
I can teach you how to make cornbread I guess.
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no more seriously than you took it when you told me to "bury the beef"
i was like who is the better owlfucker
my whole owlfucker folder was irionic
i'm going to murder you
You really think so?
How far south do you live boy
if you say kansas or farther north
you can't make cornbread
I was only joking bro
go impregnate some broad before you run dry
TP I'm not joking when i say i still have no idea what the hell owlfucking is, to this day
ooooooh arent them russian niceness?
that was the guy
the tumblr where you got the image
Hey, I never said anything about GOOD cornbread.
Jared is a pedophile
ah man you're great
I hope you stick around for a long time
one of them has bacon inside it!
jiff is nice
Don't black people exclusively eat cornbread, grits and fried chicken?
that's probably a good thing then
go vlog 24.7 about you perving on traps
Yay!!! they gonna be tasty noms! woo hoo im having bacon to break my fast
You mean .gif
I won't say you're wrong.
But there ain't nothing wrong with that life.
Now I just need to switch your brain out with my dad's and I'll be all set.
I thought they lived through white osmosis.
have a good slee
jiffypop is pretty acceptable as far as popcorn goes
-huffs and sprawls out on the kitchen floor-
Didn't know you were into that kinda stuff
I'll be your dady ;o
Luka doing things today?
Lawl, I would actually like that life to be honest.
-helps sonata clean up the kitchen and put all the clean pie making dishes away-
i just pop my own kernels with butter and sea salt in a 10 cup pot (with lid)
-throws sqeaky toy near sonata
I should have known you were high this whole time.
-cuddles it warmly and tries to give it apple juice-
just sleeping since its only 1 am right now
I've only had Orville, Act something, and Pop Secret I think. They all taste the same.
Cool, can I pencil you in for a 14 hour marathon game of catch starting tomorrow morning?
hows that going for ya?
Oh right, hehe timezones. You should probably get some good rest soons.
Keep fun face woo!
-looks up at you with his new friend- o.o
not jiffypop, it's stove top popcorn, you pleb
since i only woke up a couple hours ago. ^ ^
Why wait that long, hell I' already feel like a father
Anyways I think I' need to run out to grab a pack of smokes kiddo
ill think about it
Oh okay. I don't know what stove top brands I've had, but they were all fine. My family also won a standing popcorn machine in a mall raffle. We never really used it much though, pain to clean.
Alright, pick me up some Newports while you're out. I can't wait until you get back so that we can build dirt castles!
dont forget the analcohols
tbh luka should be flat out banned
scoots should actually act like a fucking human male
or get banned
At least they're drowning you out.
im sure the first time was fun though
i wasn't even posting
-sees a lion and rolls his window sup, protecting his new squeaky friend-
Oh yeah. We left the door open because we had no clue what we were doing and sprayed popcorn all over the kitchen. Pretty okay evening.
Also has a half-naked hula dancer decal on the glass, pretty classy machine. Our very own leg lamp.
i think we decided that bazinga was cancer
and was banned
You killed my picture you bastard
You dont want beef with me. Nice bait. Fucker.
Gotcha covered, fam
what the fuk are you gonna do about it?
Fill 'er up
don't get mad, get had, bizzitch
eh beef with you would be fun
ah a christmas story reference, nice
Also, it ain't gonna happen. I only beef with worthwhile and true community evils.
i know that scoots scratches and fights dirty
Or perhaps leg lamps are startlingly common in the Midwestern United States.
i got beef
I got new double beef and even new steak
nah im pretty sure that was a christmas story reference
there is no beef in the steak tho
In that case, I'm pretty tempted to shoot your eye out.
scoots is also a fucking pussy
and a puppet to to erin
And he loves you, grayface
shooting my eye out huh? you're a messy one
-rolls the window down a little and hands out a slice of blueberry pie to you-
its the only way to fight
do you love me bruh?
-eats it and gets it all over my face-
-uses cat paws and cratches it off face while tongue bathing an hour-
scoots is so salty that yan gets that boipussy over him
why can't TP go a day without talking about me
TP you are a pretty nifty dude, please.
whenever boo starts posting this is how i feel like the thread goes
-watches in horror...knew it was a lion!-
I hear it's the window to the soul, which is where I really want it to go.
you take a folder from a dude named ":BEN
i cant either
you take a folder from a dude named ': BERN
Cassie best folder.
-purrs while taking a cat nap under the tree-
You posted it often enough.
I would if you hadn't had goblins in your army. But that ship has sailed.
soul sex is far too lewd
do soul vore instead
Cassandra was best skins. Fucking normie with the glasses I wish he killed himself. Didnt deserve to slip his pickle into her googala
normie sid leave REEEEEEEEE
I want to have a melting and mingling of souls with one who is compatiable , lloving and empathetic, carin and kind, warm and embracing, Two souls intertwined with each other, locked in a passionate dance of delicate lust
my job is done here
The fucking slug though xDDDDD
That can be arranged.
Shame TP left, I was going to tell him that I am salty. Frim crying.
Words hurt, monster.
lol, sidley the slug :3
they move in drones
Way to fag the whole thing up, man.
oh yea? don't make any promises you'll disappoint on now
Sid is a fucking cuck too!
Cassandra #1 model
it's like she waits for her fucking name to get dropped and then pounces
i liked the part where cassie skipped lunch
You called my bluff. I guess you'll just have to have Alchemist voreify your soul now. He excels in that arena.
p fucking pathetic
disclaimer not actually into soul vore
I liked the part where Tony got hit by a bus.
I don't eat them, I collect.
and then scoots defends her because he's also pathetic
and became an retart
It may be too late. The only way to stop Alchemist once he's on the warpath is a few cartons of menthols. You'd better get to the gas station if you're wanting to preserve your immortal soul.
And cuckley cucked him with that slut MyShell.
immortal soul? sounds awful
1st and second seasons were best by so much
scoot you realize that erin will not blow you right?
wait did he already blow you?
0.0 -draws a flea bath-
that makes sense
Have you found any holofoils yet? I hear those might be worth something someday.
At least you'll have a lot of time to watch every single episode of The Price is Right.
TP just mad that I got sick social skills.
1st gen a best, 2nd gen wasnt so bad... the rest after were the worst. makes me reee errytime