The AltRight brand is dead

I wanted to make some ‘propaganda’ for one of those points, but do you know how fucking hard it is to find a picture of a white woman with THREE OR MORE children? It’s insane.

Since there's the 'Soros Foundation', this would backfire hard. There has to something that really works, that comes down to the very core of what Holla Forums and the white race stands for.

Pretty obvious. We're Antima Anti-Marxist

Everything continues as keikaku. All imagery, symbolism, and names are ours. Let them merely add to our titles. We are already Nazi terrorist frog clown wizards. Let them say the whole thing, and choke on the power of words.

it's like the new haiku

This is strong, being Anti-Communist, Anti-Antifa.
That's how they grew and gained acceptance.

framers

The formless can't attack but at the same time has no presence. It is very difficult for normies and others to rally together or consolidate power to use against people. The alt right banner did that for a long time.
Of course though we are not the alt right, we no doubt created it though. We are the formless think tank and the Alt Right was our chess pawn on the board. Essentially it was our jew golem. All that has happened is that our jew golem fulfilled it's purpose and has now died.

I think what we're doing now is designing our new jew golem to unleash on the world.

Also if you think about it the jews play it this way too. A rootless shapeless cabal of money lenders and their attack dogs (blm, antifa, etc). The jews remain hidden (formless leadership) and unnamed while the attack dogs act as their ground troops (solid presence used to attack enemies)

Kill yourself. Holla Forums has no branding.

And the assertion that the term "Alt-right" is dead, is as retarded as you are.

How though? Just ask them to explain what's wrong with the fourteen words. They can't. That's why there was a massive psyop campaign to associate 14 with 88, and to claim that 14 stood for the fourteenth letter of the alphabet in the same way 8 stands for 'H' in the hopes they could erase the fourteen words and pretend the only message was 'Nazi Heil Hitler' aka hostile disinformation.

So, while this might be an innocent idea, and maybe even have some meme potential, it also seems like another attempt to de-link '14' from it's actual meaning.

See

Kek. Don't be arrogant. Arrogance leads to failure. The alt-right is merely the manifestation of many processes.
1. The Jews pushed degeneracy too far.
2. They also made it crystal clear that they want Whites to become a minority in our own homelands.

The natural reaction to a people clearly facing extinction is to fight back. The alt-right is merely the slightly less politically incorrect way of saying, "I'm a White nationalist"

Essentially, they are pro-White. And anyone shilling against other pro-Whites is either a fool, a LARPer, or an anti-White.

I always thought it would be interesting to call leftists who preach anti-white rhetoric as "whitephobic" or something. Hijack their own vocabulary and use it against them.

Technically Europhobia is a real thing, which is the hatred of white people.

We call it, being "Anti-White"

Just call them anti-White and laugh at them.

I was totally disinterested in associating myself with Alt-Right back when they were just on the internet. But now that they've hit the streets and there's three dead bodies left in their wake I'm very much interested in associating with the Alt Right. Charlottesville has changed my mind about them. I thought the Alt Right was a bunch faggots pussyfooting around. But, that's apparently not the case. They've demonstrated themselves willing to fight and kill on their debut.

So the Alt Right didn't die in Charlottesville. It was born there. I didn't take them seriously before but now I do. I have respect for them now.

OP is a PRcuck. PRcucking is pointless. You're only hurting yourself getting into a PR war with a bunch of Jews the control mass media. The proper way to handle PR is to start killing journalists. Make them afraid to speak ill of you. PRcucking is a fear conditioning response that you have and you are kowtowing toward perceived authority. The right way to handle it is to make the enemy PRcuck to you.

I tried:

shill thread.
it is out of your control now.
You can't stop us

They definitely hated when 'russophobia' was used against them before, so there's certainly some power in that. Still, Communism/Marxism/Bolshevism destroys civilization so it's probably better to find something that signify pro-civilization. Then again, the Civic Nationalists would jump on board to steal that name.

I guess 1 car accident and two cops following Hoppe's advice are the fault of the Alt Right?

Nobiles Europae, Nobility of Europa
Based on the identification of Aryans as noble people and thus fosters the spirit of noble duty to the folk (noblesse oblige). Translation into English produces a slight bit of word play and a double meaning of both "people of Europa" and "nobility of Europe/Europe is noble."

The only imagery America needs is imagery which inspires its son of Europe to reconnect with their true heritages. This doesn't mean abandoning the history of our communities, but rather recognizing the source of our society as the confluence of European nations. Europa and the cow, mother and child symbology. Aside from that, symbols of local culture and specific European nations from which the locals are descended. German eagle carrying a buckeye for Ohio, as an inelegant example.

Well, I can't say whether the OP intends as much or not, but I don't think that's the point. It's not about crafting a brand for Holla Forums, it's about generating the next meme as a method of usurping the narrative. Create the template for something to replace the alt-right meme being pushed by the controlled opposition operatives. Imagine if Spencer and his ilk had to change their own branding in order to keep pace with the collective consciousness because a distinctly pro-white firestorm had erupted. Sure, they can drop articles and speeches about how the whole thing isn't really racist, or at least only a little racist and not anti-Semitic, but the entire reason they'd have to make such an argument (and this applies to the current situation as well) is that their followers are being pulled in that direction. The more pressure there is for those operatives to live up to such a standard, the more people will distrust them when they fail to live up that standard. If they've got our frogs in their pot, we must turn up the heat quickly before they are boiled slowly.

This, unfortunately, holds no power.

Right, FBI.

We're not them.
We kickstarted a movement and some idiotic Spencer hijacked it and named it after his personal blog, claimed to be the leader and destroyed everything we were fighting for.
Alt Right is an organization, we're not them.

not about what they hate (except for lulz), it's about activating white people's immune systems, unpozzing them

Spencer is an user who broke the rule of namefagging by bringing it irl.

namefags aren't Holla Forums

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We don't have one. We're a nameless, faceless, formless blob of manipulators working from the shadows.

Oh but the formless can. Simply when attacking give no name. Give no information. Attribution gets given to no one. Why do you think imageboards work? Because no one tries to take credit for shit. So it stands to reason that to be formless we must simply act without identifying ourselves, without seeking a name for ourselves and without stating a goal or demands or agenda. The correct actions taken will lead to correct outcomes even when no context is given.

This. We're anonymous (lower case "a") and that's it.

Maskfags made a critical mistake in naming themselves "Anonymous" as it is still a name, had symbols and as such a form. To be formless we can leave no iconography or words in our attacks barring meaningless gibberish.

I know that you are shilling. And I know why you are shilling. You hold no more power. A new era begins

Anti-Usury International

Didn't even Hitler later regret the term? And didn't national socialists trade a lot of ideas with syndicalists and use camerelianist economic policies much like the founding fathers of the US did?

That's hilarious, but if it's supposed to be something other than altkike then the symbol shouldn't be a tiki torch. Why not go with a turkey for the same reasons Ben Franklin wanted it to be the US's national animal? It would further piss off Antifa by reminding them of Thanksgiving, which they consider to be a celebration of genocide.

/thread, honestly

Lel

It even comes with the benefit of making the left look even more retarded for pointing their finger at it for the same reasons pointing at a cartoon frog does.

I have to think a bit about how to respond to this shit thread.

A nigger is a nigger by any name you call it.

You can change symbols, names, etc. and the stigma will remain the same.

Uncuck the mindset of the people. Make them fucking realize that White Interests is a thing, that demographic genocide is a thing, that we need to stop playing rhetorical games and bullshit, and start regaining power for our people.

Muh PR is a game you can't fucking win. Just keep exposing people to REALITY over and over, don't let them escape the truth, let them see what is going on even though it shocks and disturbs them.

We need to win an ideological and philosophical work against humanist egalitarianism, the psy-op of an enemy tribe that has seeked to undermine the values that kept our race existent and strong for thousands of years, and which tries to make people forget their heritage.

Change the attitudes of the people not the fucking labels. It's not about presenting a more kosher version of White Nationalism, it's about making people realize the truth in such slogans as "the holocaust didn't and couldn't happen as it was told, but a systematic genocide of the jews should actually happen" and "I'm not ashamed to reproduce, to own land, to have a nation for my people, to love my phenotype, and have a future" and "cucks are a disgrace".

UNPOZ YOUR MINDSET OP. The names game is for jews not for aryans. Make people understand what we actually stand for and what THEY actually stand for. Pierce through the veil of lies and deception until every aryan man and woman knows only the reality of what is going on.

That's absolute shit.

It's old and out dated but I always loved the term Manifest Destiny. It's also the first thing about white history that you learn is wrong when you're a kid. Our glory is predetermined. Get on board or lose out.

Then just do nothing and continue operations straight from Holla Forums because that's exactly what you are describing.
The flipside obviously is that Holla Forums has a name because even we need to refer to ourselves as something. You see how that works?
There's also the fact that you have a face and a name in real life. The only time I've ever seen something formless is the likes of Anonymous.

The crazy thing is I think you are right though in that we can use other forms of communication such as memes or other shit from Holla Forums to the internet network of likeminded people. We all know who we are and you use that to your advantage. Have our guys who know who they are simply commit actions anonymously, individually but at the same time have some coordination. It would be difficult though and require expert coded language and meeting.

Anyone up for some encrypted messages?

I disagree the national animal should be horses, it's symbol of European nobility and the symbol of dominance over the new world.

Literally no one believes your kikery.

Completely wrong. You're a moron if you believe that. Did you mean to say the formless can't be attacked? Because the formless can absolutely attack, while being difficult to impossible to counter-attack.
That's the basis of modern asymmetric warfare.

Whoops I forgot something of that name already existed.

From a basic psychological perspective, that would just meme the idea that whites are slaves, weak, and victims. The "un" part would be deleted by the subconscious because it can't work with negations. He should at least say "Goyim Emancipation" but then the very term goy denotes inferiority and subserviance to the jewish worldview. We have a wide variety of names to refer to ourselves and we can use whatever we want and which fits the specific target of our conversation. White Aryan Resistance, Heritage Front, Christian Identity, Asatru Folk, Creativists, Aryans, European, Racial Nationalist, etc….. but the core issue is how people relate to the concept of whites fighting for white interests. We need to uncuck our people.

Not as much memetic potential as turkey, user. See:

Sons of Liberty.

I've already been part of a network of Holla Forums anons for over a year now and we use encyrpted messages (ProtonMail) and pass around USB thumbsticks n' shit. You're late to the game user.

"Goyim Unslavement" is shit branding. It's cumbersome phrasing that seems grammatically incorrect. Furthermore using "goyim"/"goy" for yourself is cancerous.

The broad intentions of that idea aren't bad, but good intentions won't make a bad idea good.

Typo I'm on mobile as well.

It's funny too because thanksgiving actually represents a banquet where a formal alliance was made between whites and one tribe of natives who wanted white help in their wars against other natives. It was practical, not really symbolic of anything bigger than local conflict and survival. Essentially MA vs RI.

We will just shift gears like (((Rebel Media))).

If you get horses as racist you will get antifa to commit property damage because lawn jockeys are everywhere in suburbia lawns during horse race season . Thanksgivings only happens once a year

Reminder that Solidus did nothing wrong.

I think that's actually an idea worth considering. I've got a few thoughts on it:
1. Sons of Liberty isn't something MGS made up, it was a real group of American revolutionaries in the 18th century that included a few well known names such as Samuel Adams, Paul Revere, Benedict Arnold, and a few others.
1. National Socialism has higher ideals than liberty. We're not libertarians.
2. On the other hand, Sons of Liberty might imply that we're the product of Libertarians who came before us. We're what naturally follows from Liberty. A response to the failure of Liberty. Liberty gives the jews the freedom to subvert, we propose a pragmatic curtailment of liberty in response.

3. There is a lot to be said about the rise of (((Social Media))) and the MGS2 "GW"/S3 subplot.
4. The "Sons of Liberty" brand would have deep meaning to people like us familar with point 3, while still having meaning to normalfags via points 1, 2 and 3.

washingtonian.com/2015/11/18/the-first-thanksgiving-took-place-in-virginia-not-massachusetts/

Leftism has done enough damage to horses already with the changing of lyrics during the Kentucky Derby, at turkeys are a safer sacrifice to make and do a better job at making leftists look fucking retarded.

Make those 6 gorillion (((-isms))) that they made up in harvard a century ago and the (((-isms))) they've come up in current year completely irrelevant for starters.

Horses be wascist because only rich people can afford them. Young white girls love horses; have you ever heard of a young black girl who loves horses? That's just not a thing. Horses live in a country with white people who avoid cities because black people live there. Horses are an implicit expression of white supremacy. :^)

fuck i meant frankfurt school

White Independence or White Nationalism are the best terms we have (after thinking over everything 20 minutes more).

This is because it best describes what we actually want. Independence and a nation for our people. Freedom from shitskins and kikes.

ANTIMA that name is perfect in Europe they use Anti-antifa but that name implies that the problem is only the Antifas, instead ANTIMA includes all the left, even joining all the groups worldwide.
Ironically we are like an fascist international now.
so Holla Forums is the central comite of international fascit propaganda

The left pathologizes every position they oppose. Flip the script on them.

These left memes work because "phobia" sounds like a bad thing. The flipped memes work too because "philia" also sounds like a bad thing (think pedophilia)

forced memes are the worst memes.
and do you really need a brand?

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can i join your network?
also nice dubs of justice

Adding to this… basic bitch cuckservatives try to flip the script with shit like "democrats are the real racists", but that never works. Instead of taking the left's insult and trying to apply it to them, we need to describe the left in insulting terms.

Instead of accusing them of being "the real jew haters", we accuse them of being "jew lovers" (using a suitably harsh word. Obviously the word "love" can't be used for this, because that word has positive connotations that would be counterproductive for an attack meme.)

>>>/bmw/

Xenophiles, cucks, race traitors… some terms I use with great effect. I always call out people on these things and they feel shame when they realize they're cucking.

People hate to be called jew lover, coalburner, etc. unless they're hopelessly fargone to point only a bullet will do.

I think if we can call somebody a jew-lover without actually using the word "love", that would work best. Philosemitism does that, but it's a bit wordy.

We can also flip the script on the MUH RUSSIA narrative with the word Russophobia or Slavphobia

OP is retarded but I like the term ANTIMA as a general resistance to leftist cancer of any kind. I vote that we use skulls and skeletons as our iconography like the SS did (to intimidate).

PAY ATTENTION TO THIS MAN'S POST

THIS. A THOUSAND TIMES, THIS.

Listen to this man, you glorious bastards. Even if you use the term love, you can still use it mock in real life.

anoher dubs cant be wrong

Jewdaphile Israliphile
It comes with some pedophile sub surface emotional baggage.

Would like something with more implications to aiding the Jews, in things like murdering Palestinians. That's a youge fracture point on the left, if you imply that someone is helping the jews to kill those poor little sand niggers, it really chafes the liberals vajimmies.

Like Jew enabler or Jew apologist but somehow tie in just what they are enabling or helping to covering up.

FPBP

White is the one thing you just can't be without attacks

These are great.

Zionist Collaborator?

"Collaborator" sounds like a bad thing, and any non-jew who supports Israel is plainly a Zionist Collaborator in any objective sense.

This can also be seen as flipping the script on "Nazi Collaborator", which is a common meme.

God damn I hate how Americans just put 'un' in front of words.

Better (the goyim part is still trash_. I'm not sold on "emancipation" though, that's a word most Americans only associate with niggers. When you say it, in their mind they see images of niggers, abolitionists, etc.

What about White Independence?

Pfft fuck off. MA sucks now but it's the spiritual heart of this nation. We're the old colony.

Usury Emancipated

We are the same as we have always been.

We are the shitposters of Infinity Chan.

Hotwheels is Our Eternal Leader.

The Fire Rises From His Tires.

The goyim part is key you PR nigger. "the goyim know" is the best slogan the right has. Fuck the cointelpro alt-kikes by the way.

Gotta love that government work amirite?

FashIntern

I strongly oppose calling ourselves goyim in any context, much less adopting it as a brand. I don't think insulting ourselves ironically is productive.

"The goyim know" is different because it's a mock quote of a jew being disturbed by what they see. "The goyim know, SHUT IT DOWN"

Here is is, Shlomo. It never changed and it will never change.
Why is this shill thread getting bumped?

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Emancipation in the courtroom means you are forced by the judge to disown your child.

On which timeline is 1630 older than 1609?

You know John Smith of Virginia was the first explorer and named it "New England," right?

Xenophile is a label for the open borders morons.

Obviously we use the Swastika. The swastika is not in itself a name though. National Socialists is what we are, but we can't call ourselves the NSDAP because that's simply not true (we're decades removed). Not calling ourselves anything at all is likely the best option, since remaining formless has strategic value at this stage.

However not calling ourselves anything won't help displace the already established "alt-right" label. If that's our priority, a new meme is necessary.

Good point. But isn't that rare? I'm under the impression only rich children do it. I think when common people hear the word "emancipation" they think first of middle-school civics class lessons about niggers in the South.

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Right. A xenophile is somebody who has an irrational attraction to anything foreign. Open border advocate are xenophiles because they want to allow all foreigners to come here.

kek, that's not half bad. I meant it as a criticism of FashIntern though. "Interns" (particularly outside STEM fields) are seen as cucks who run errands for other people in exchange for measly pay (if any).

Usually the child goes to a legal guardian or to a foster home. It doesn't mean they have accountability

i meant it as the antithesis to the Communist International, the Faschist International

Disgusting, you have to notice your enemies, not showing what you are, like the "no homers" from ye olde simpsons.

Obviously, is it just me or does Holla Forums seem to be flooded with reddit spacing posters posting things we've all known for years in an effort to fit in?

Is this the new "who is Holla Forums's leader?"

This. Shilling has stopped working, now they want to infiltrate.

Up to your usual tricks I see, schlomo.

Oh man, I noticed that too. They do a couple of posts that look normal, then slip in the shilling or demoralization. How to report these attempts? Start at the post where the mask inevitably slips and state the reason "potential infiltration attempt"?

"Fascist International" is something of a contradiction, but amusingly enough it's an accurate description of what we (internet fascists) are. If we're to roll with the amusing contradiction:

Fascistes Sans Frontières
maybe somebody who doesn't suck can redo the red scribble. with a layer behind this transparency

See:
>Not calling ourselves anything at all is likely the best option, since remaining formless has strategic value at this stage. However not calling ourselves anything won't help displace the already established "alt-right" label. If that's our priority, a new meme is necessary.

If you want to call yourself a "goy", be my guest. But I won't join you.

Look how these posts are formulated; As if by algorithm. They are in every thread. Same writing style & choice of words in every post.

thinks OP is a PRcuck, so claiming they're the same person is moronic. I think OP is wrong to disassociate from "National Socialist" and I support using swastikas, so saying I'm OP is also moronic.

If you prefer formless, I understand that position completely and don't fault you for it. However I think deposing the "alt right" brand is at least worth discussing. No harm can come of discussing the idea …unless of course you associate with the brand being deposed. If you have an idea for deposing the "alt right" brand without using a replacement brand, I'd love to hear it. But the way I see it if you want people to stop using a word, you must give them a new word. You can't just delete vocabulary.

"Displacing the alt-right" isn't really an issue yet. The way I see it, the alt-right is a threat in two ways.
1. CIA recruiting useful idiots for doxing and life ruination.
2. A way to keep the people who would eventually head towards NatSoc in a playground sandpit so they can't head further right and do any real damage.
Of these two, 1 is the more dangerous. Spreading paranoia and distrust amongst our ranks is a bad thing, especially since by nature we are paranoid and distrustful.
2 isn't as dangerous imho because you see alt-right libertarians start to bend towards fascism when we lean on them. You even see Scrotum of Mossad's fanbase slowly drift from gummi-flavored redpills to the harder stuff.
I don't see a way we can "depose" the altright without setting ourselves up as a pin to be knocked down. As it is, we're invincible and invisible. We talk all this shit on a public forum, but our actual members (if you can even call them that) are intangible. We can't be pinned to a wall as a "movement" because we aren't one. We're just a gathering of total strangers who share ideas and information. If we were to somehow become a definable group, we'd lose our greatest strength for minimal (if any) gain.

I agree fully with your second point. With respect to your first point, I think the CIANiggers are using the alt-right brand to get useful idiots to associate themselves with subversive agents who deliberately lead them down counterproductive paths. These useful idiots think of themselves as something other than basic bitch republican, so they look around for the alternative. Alt-right is the brand that offers itself as the alternative. Consequently these useful idiots think of themselves as alt-right and find themselves following the preselected "alt-right leaders" the CIA has set up.

The idea then is to provide a brand in competition with "alt-right". A brand that has no CIANigger leaders, because the CIA didn't create this brand.

It's best to be just called americans. Before media started calling Trump's following as alt-right, they were called stupid fat americans. That was good because it seemed like media is anti-american.

As good as the swastika is for scaring people, it's not a good symbol for us. It was a German flag and iconography that should be reserved for the German people should they ever choose yo reuse it. I think the US has plenty of it's own symbols. I like to use the Lost Roanoke Colony because it's the first White colony in the Americas, and a reminder that at any moment we can all just disappear.

We need an explicitly anti-jewish symbol.

We need an explicitly anti-jewish symbol.

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Checked
I was flipping through channels on the propaganda box one day and saw some jail show like cops, but it's just drunks and druggies and niggers acting up. I walk off, and when I come back, they are moving someone 'dangerous' who is tied to a gurney or some such shit. It's clearly a staged more than the rest scene, and he awkardly and mechanically recites the 14 words as they haul him off.

The 14 words scare the shit out of them, because there are no valid counter-arguments.

There is nothing the Jew afraid more than a Swastika and there is nothing he despises more than the 14 words.

Just because of that, the swastika and the 14 words must be shoved into their faces everywhere. When swastikas become normalized, we have won.

Such a dumb idea Moishe. Right now as the people are seeing the "alt right" actually represents their ideas.
Charlottesville was of huge importance, because it has exposed and brought to national attention the lies hipocrisy, violence, shouting nazi at everyone who isn't a blindly conforming cuck..
Go back Tel Aviv, and grow some oranges in kibuc

This vid is basically

the alt-right was a honeypot immediately after it became an "organization". Holla Forums initially used the term because it was a good way of defining the diverse array of ideologies here (i.e. nazis and libertarians). Then, groups and people started coming out of the (((woodwork))) claiming to be the "alt-right" or the "leader of the alt-right" (all of whom were either nobodies or extremely suspicious) and Holla Forums saw the forest for the trees and did a U-turn.

(((white))) doesn't mean anything, therefore I can put brackets around it and you see what I'm getting at.

Why would I have something against people who share most of our beliefs?
Your shilling is not effective anymore.

WHAT DO WE CALL YOU NOW GOY!

This thread is a (((media research))) thread where they try to rebranned and then hire new e-celebs to create more anti-white propaganda and false flags.

You're still here? I thought (((they))) reassigned you.

We don't need to play name games.
Go back to fucking reddit with your sargon of mossad kekistanis or the gay pool parties at the Alt-kike if you want this kind of faggotry, this is Holla Forums

The critical moment when you could still stop us by sowing division is long gone. You should start enjoying life. Carpe diem. It could be your last
You should call yourself Schilling und die Zwanzig Groschen. That's all about you're worth.

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go stick a phalanx up your gay ass u lisp talking russian spy pool party faggot

Hotwheels really should nut up and become the face of Holla Forums again.

alt (left or right) clearly just means anyone who isn't a boomer

Boomers need to hurry up and die, everything boomers believe and do is cancerous.

That is a problem on youtube and lately on 8ch.net (but not pl) where if you copy the text the spacing gets fucked.

Anyways, I always space stuff out twice, and I've never created an account or made a single post on reddit, and only ever visited the site when it's linked here.

I don't know if youtube does formatting like reddit, but 8ch.net ''absolutely does not. You're either lying, confused, or somehow using your computer incorrectly.

The alt-right is a good thing because it lumps in a huge demographic with us, makes them identified with us, and become radicalized over time by us. CIA niggers want us to isolate ourselves and have no solidarity with people who have even the slightest deviations from our doctrines. The alt-right thing has the effect creating a massive organization of shekel-makers, propagandists, moderate supporters, etc. that can actually work. Holla Forums is the inner-party, the fascist hardcore, but all the dumb ass moderates despite their personal opinions can and will end up supporting us because they have now become identified with us. Only a small portion of the populace fights.

If you copy the text in ( ) a blank line is inserted. This is what I'm talking about and it pisses me the fuck off as I spend many hours of my life now correcting copypastas. If you have a copypasta story such as

try copypasting that and the formatting is fucked

Youtube also has a formatting issue in that if you try to copy posts people made on there, it just deletes all the fucking extra lines, and turns all the text into one endless paragraph instead of multiple paragraphs.

If you copy the text in ( ) a blank line is inserted. This is what I'm talking about and it pisses me the fuck off as I spend many hours of my life now correcting copypastas. If you have a copypasta story such as

try copypasting that and the formatting is fucked

Youtube also has a formatting issue in that if you try to copy posts people made on there, it just deletes all the fucking extra lines, and turns all the text into one endless paragraph instead of multiple paragraphs.

Here's an idea: stop copy-pasting comments. What are you doing, reposting shit from cuckchan?
I just pressed my enter key once. That's why this text is on a new line. On reddit, this text would still be on the same line as before unless I pressed enter twice

like I just did. Redditors are in the habit of pressing it twice every time they want their text on a new line, which causes them to do shit like

Which is not idiomatic imageboard formatting. Their non-idiomatic formatting betrays a habit they form when using reddit. Hence when we see it, we call them out for using reddit.

I found your problem. It doesn't double-space when you paste. It double-spaces when you copy. Copy this and paste it into a text editor:
You'll find that it pastes with double spacing. Now remove the double spaces, copy it from your text editor, and paste it back into the comment box on 8ch.net. It pastes properly, without double spacing.

Recommended course of action: stop copy-pasting other comments. Save your copypastas in text files formatted correctly, when you copy-paste them into 8ch.net they'll retain that formatting. It's only when you copy from 8ch.net that the formatting gets screwed with.

No I'm copying from 8ch.net you retard.

I already do exactly your recommendation but it wastes time. I want Code Monkey to fix this so it's not necessary for me to put stuff into text and then spend time fixing it all.

I can't imagine what your posting habits must be like for you to be wasting many hours of your life butting heads with this issue. But regardless, if you're not on windows you should be able to make a simple sed utility that removes blank lines for you. You could use xclip or pbpaste/pbcopy to pipe your clipboard contents through sed.

I'm just going to email codemonkey. I am on Linux and at this very moment android.