Nomansky Thread 2 - procedurally generated edition

i wonder how pawel would look like?

Like an upstanding citizen

I feel like shit will/is blowing over a lot faster than Spore did 8 years ago, which is worrisome but not exactly unexpected I suppose. Internet is becoming more and more homogenous, bigger companies able to steer the trends more and more easily.

I guess what I'm saying is people aren't pissed off enough these days about anything. People have become apathetic as shit.

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Unless it's a case where it manages to become a meme or common knowledge like Konami being shit, I doubt they'll learn.

That being said, I'm not doubt convinced people have learned somewhat after Fallout 4's disastrous Season Pass and No Man's Sky being a massive let down.

Here's TotalAsscancer talking about NMS.

I feel that this is a world wide tendency. It's actually a huge problem not just in vidya, people in a lot of western countries no longer care to vote, they barely care about what policies are passed or what's happening around them. Any grievances they have quickly fade away, they don't even care that they dropped their hard earned money on a shit game. It's very worrisome.

Procedurally generated comment.

I love AM radio

It's because we live in a fast time, any news you want is available to you with a blink of an eye thanks to social media and whatnot. That's my two cents on it.

Thats mediocrity for you.

Why bother making anything good when droves of vocal retards will continue to suck your dick and you still get money while making anything outright bad will not garner you any dosh.

Here's one with better audio and no video.

I legitimately enjoy AM radio.

user pls calm down

I was gonna say this

c o m f y

Touch me and you lose an eye

Despite the shitty clickbait title, the video isn't bad at all.

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oh wow…

kek

Perturbed Pedro

What's your favourite position, user?

He's likely just drumming up fake outrage.

I guess I'll make another low-quality mirror of this.
Should I go with a mix of audio and video (the video will likely barely be viewable) or just go for audio?

It's funny that they're such insipid retards that they didn't consider the possibility of "no man's sky" implying that the player character is actually female.
Not that it matters, you never see your player character, and the aliens are all ambiguous, appearing as hulking beasts with no indication of male or female traits, just big and ugly. Then you have the non-intelligent alien life that may fucking cartoon noises and are gendered as PRIME AND VECTOR.

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Well, nobody responded, so I went with audio only.

Assblasted Edwardo actually talks some sense every once in awhile.
A broken clock is right twice a day.

WEW

he has to followe the vast majority who is ripping of the skin of sean right now. If he wouldn#t he would louse his followers.

Are you drunk?

They say "A broken clock is right twice a day." I'm pretty sure this applies to Delirious Dan as well as any other retard on this planet.

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how did you find out user?

Here's the template.

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This entire thing is bullshit.

I wonder if they look this happy because they already know how much fucking money this shit will make them for doing jack all

These?
I mean, there's no R34 of them directly, but there's plenty of R34 of things that look like them.

If I had to point out Furious Felipe's biggest problem (beyond the typical baggage that comes standard from virtue-signaling JewTube couch commentators) it's that he's rather lenient in his final score.
The man had no less than three spergouts and rage-shits in that video, complained at length about crashes, and he still called it a 5/10 "average" game.
"It got half the things right", well Raul, not every item on the checklist should weigh the same. If a game crashes several times in one day for hours at a time, does the fact that it has a good soundtrack even come close to making up for that?
Also even though he says he's judging the game solely on the present state, he's very clearly letting his optimism for future patches or an improved (as if) sequel to take the edge off his criticism at the end.

Anyone got the one of the Gekko wearing pink thigh highs?

Can someone put that goatse image on there?

I am not going to do it myself.

I found his steam profile.
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197970528964

It looks more like a starwars thingy, than metal gear thingy.

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I made a bit of OC.

Is it okay Holla Forums?

Should i make more?

more pls

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wrong version

YES

Thanks user!

techraptor.net/content/sonys-refund-policy-causes-havoc-for-no-mans-sky-customers

Why do people hate video games so much? Just, why?

This warms the cockles of my heart

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that they would even allow it tells me Sony already made their money back on this one somehow or we're going to see some more liquidations soon.

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Anyone save that comparison of Nu Male Sky with Space Engineers?

*chew*

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Your creation? Pretty fucking good, m8. Not enough dicks, though.

Man, this is horrible, but not in a bad way

Is there porn of that kind of 3D thing ?

Please stop linking this faggot.

wow

pretty good user

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Cheeky devs should just ask gender this way:
Yes No

With all the garbage Sony is pushing out in the recent past, it's a save bet to just ignore any product they'll be publishing in the future.

Way to lose customer confidence.

In a situation like this game and its release, which would you rather have punished (financially, with disappointment and anger, losing faith etc.)
or

No user. This is the third wave of normalfags. This happened back in the early 2000s and perhaps, even, back when I got into games in the late 80s. After people quit the hobby or delve into obscure niches, the current normalfags will be the next Holla Forums, and they'll complain about the new normalfag generation. It's cyclical, user, this shit doesn't change.

Is there R34 of NMS in general? Do we have procedurally generated porn yet?

Only this.

Give us the original of the blonde girl

No Man's Anus

No Man's Anus

No Man's Anus

Annoyed Antonio's reviews are not as bad as people here make it sound. He just has a serious editing problem. He could easily make the same points at half the running time. It feels like when someone makes a movie based on a TV show and you realize they just took an episode script and stretched it.

Had to move it a few pixels to line up the hole. You could say that this game is a Hole-in-One…

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

So, how are you guys enjoying the game so far? Did you get your Atlas Lvl 3 pass yet?

I can't stand him for the act he appears to put on and being a crybaby faggoo on top of it. Can't stand insincere shit, especially not from some tubeshit.

First the Cisbusters review and now this? I'm starting to like Pissed off Pedro

L0L

I know all of you are annoyed about the lies, the lack of content, the bugs, the price, etc. But I seriously don't give a shit about any of that.

I only care about HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE I WANT TO STOMP IT INTO THE GROUND SHAVE YOUR FUCKING BEAR D YOU DUMB TWAT YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HOMELESS PERSON

So did we finally find out what happens in the ending?

lel

That has always been my problem with Joe. He could shit on a game so hard but most of the time, especially if they are high profile games and if he liked the developers previous game, the score doesn't match the numerous points made. I think he even gave Destiny a 6. The safest bet is to take his score and subtract 2 points determining if he rants and raves on a game for 2/3rds of the video.

But isn't 5/10 pretty damn bad? It's just below average, the pinnacle of mediocrity. IIRC, if we go by school logic (lel, I know, but that's about the mentality of the average video game reviewer), 50% is an F. Anything below 60% is an F, in fact.

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why the fuck do these numales all do that stupid fucking open mouthed thing

literally mouthbreathers

Both.

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well at least presumably you close your mouth when taking a fucking picture

Probably because they're aware of how awful they look if they just try to stand there and smile for a picture.

If someone takes a bad picture of them they can just say "haha I was really pulling a face I'm not that ugly".

Numales aren't photogenic.

He honestly doesnt even look that bad in earlier interviews where he's shaven, I get he wants to show everyone how hard he's working by looking like a fucking tramp, but jesus is it that hard to clean yourself up when you are launching a AAA priced game for a major publisher?

Please tell me that tweet is real.

please use archive.is.com (use archive.is)m/why-isnt-it-called-no-womans-sky-1785411230

All these staff not to mention numales.

And they call this an indie game, HOW?!

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The tweet, not the article

its not a fucking indie game. Its backed by SONY and 25 people is a full team, thats like 3 times the amount of people you had back in the day making absolute CLASSICS with a way higher technological learning curve.

ITS NOT FUCKING INDIE.

Their soft vegan diet means they have a lack of nutrition and chew exercise to develop strong jaw muscles.

You had one job. Also, changing the other faces is redundant, the point of doing that is to point out how absurd one person from the crowd's face is, we already know the druid's face on that cover is dickriculous.

Normans Guy

They're effeminate fucks. It's the same thing women do except women actually look decent (mostly) when they do it.

Honestly, people these days seem to just double down on their retardation when fucked in the ass by a company. As we speak, there is some idiot on Holla Forums literally shilling for this game. In a thread about voter fraud of all things. It is embarrassing.

You got a link? That sounds amazing.

I hope user was actually one to made this

I think it's in this thread >>>Holla Forums7207253

The basic gist seems to be that someone accidentally posted an off-topic video clip (which happened to be mocking NMS). Everyone was just ignoring it, and then suddenly a butthurt shill replied with a long-winded "friendly reminder" defending the game >>>Holla Forums7214481

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newfag detected

Vash The Stampede doesn't kill.

well at least its not the tranny LauraK that he likes to protect so much

He said lose an eye

Love it when he looses it over the ending.
And the pretentius writing.
And the "as wide as a ocean, as deep as a puddle" comment.

AJ was right on all 3 accounts

THEY DID IT

THEY PORTED IT TO LINUX
rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5271474

I know this will happen, since game is completely opengl, i just couldn't run it myself on plain wine.

They're going to leave but then you're going to see a new wave of mainly brown kids to buy the next load of games

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Lost opportunity.

a new israeli shekel is about a 25c so technically it should be 240 shekels.

Holy shit. This game is the gift which keeps on giving.

Unrelated, but one thing I haven't seen people talk about is the presence of muh pronoun shit in NMS. See pic 3 for what I mean.

I dont know about the 3rd pic but the gender you get when analyzing creatures was done by a SJW faggot. So yea, this trainwreck has pronoun faggotry too

They fucked up the height and weight too. Almost everything, really, but getting height and weight mixed up is something else.

Maybe I'm splitting hairs, but I think the difference between having fucked up procedural genders for random wildlife is different from the trading NPCs being referred to as "they" even though there is only ever one of them in a station.

Also, this thead is a bit slower than the other ones - should I dump all the NMS stuff I've collected so far? I get the feeling we may not necessarily have another thread like this.

Thats the thing, at first we thought the gender was just another fucked up procedural generation thing but they actually confirmed it was pronoun faggotry

So I noticed something and decided I'd share my findings via editing a pic.

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You are not nice people.

yes we are

His user experience felt like a 2-3/10

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Well it may be a weighted average, you can't say either way because you do not know the weights used by Crazy Carlos. Perhaps he just really really likes music, he is a normalfag after all.

If a game doesn't run for half an hour without crashing, you're going to have a tough time appreciating the sound track. Performance and stability should always come first.

To normalfags performance and stability are not part of the game so they shouldnt be included in judging the game, there is also of course the "BUT THEY WILL PATCH IT" and "you are entitled little shits for expecting a game to work on day one"

What do you call a pedophile that rapes 18 quintillion procedurally generated children?
Roman Nomanski

"They" is the proper word to use when the sex of the person or group of individuals you are refering to is irrelevant or unknown.
They has been in use for centuries. Learn to English, Holla Forumsigger.

Its actually "he/she", but stay pleb.

whats lostboys.exe again? i must have missed that one

For those of you still wondering what the game is actually like, allow me to spoil it for you.

Whenever you warp to a new "system" you automatically arrive right next to a space station and 2-5 planets that are all within the roche limit of each other, not that it matters though since everything is a static object. Regardless of which planet you decide to visit you will always encounter the same things:

— Observatories that give you a waypoint to ruins where you can learn a couple alien words.
— Outposts where you're guaranteed to find a multitool (mining laser/gun combo) which may or not be an improvement over what you have, savescumming lets you reroll
— Transmission towers that give you waypoints to crashed ships, unless you cheat to get infinite cash this is pretty much the only way to find ships better than the one you have
— Drop pods that allow you to expand your inventory by one slot at a time, becomes progressively more expensive to do so the bigger your inventory is
— Various prefabs that all grant you a random tech upgrade or a trivial amount of resources, some times they might have a trade point in them or they might translate another ayylium word for you.
— Beacons that can point you in the way of any of the above

All of these objects are the exact same no matter where in the universe you go and they blanket the surface of any object you visit, scattered about every few hundred feet from each other. On almost every planet there's some sort of atmospheric effect that ticks down your suit power over time, gets worse with bad weather and always disappears when you enter a cave or a building, the only difference between them is what color your suit's health bar turns. There will also be a couple sentinels that spawn near you regardless of where you go, no more than three at a time ever, that may or may not be hostile and deal a negligible amount of damage that in no way ever provides a challenge beyond the first five minutes of gameplay.

If you're lucky there could be some rare resource but unless you need it for a specific upgrade it's just going to waste inventory space. There's also such a small pool of models for the different resources that once you've visited one planet of every type (hot/cold/radioactive/whatever) you've already seen everything the game has to offer. All space stations are internally identitcal.

Since crafting is necessary to provide power for everything you do in the game your inventory space is the only thing limiting your exploration. Don't think however that it's a good idea to save up for a really good ship upgrade instead of wasting money on a bunch of intermediate ones since other ships spawn with inventory sizes relative to your current one. Same thing goes for multitools. Is this just the faggot devs artificially padding the game? I'd say yes but grinding for resources/money is literally the only thing there is to do in this farce of a game.

You could just fly around in space until pirates attack either you or a convoy of static freighters but the flight controls are so fucking bad you've got to suffer from some serious masochism to get any joy out of that. There are also only two weapons in the whole game which can be used for space combat and the only threat you ever face is running out of materials to recharge your shield with. I wish I were joking when I say I've played asteroids clones with more gameplay depth than No Man's Sky.

You pretty much described Starbound with a tiny bit more content.
Fucking amazing. Next time someone asks for a mod that fixes Starbound, I'll point them to No Man's sky.
Except it fixes it by adding a new flavour of disapointement.
And is not multiplayer.

this is not exciting, the game is shit, no one wants to play it.

What infuriates me about this shit is they spent so long making the graphics look artsy fartsy when 1/10th of that effort could have been spent on making it a rich experience.. I mean its fucking PROCEDURALLY GENERATED FFS, the whole point is that you can get a huge amount of content for a little amount of work, yet the game has little to no content because they were too busy coding gender pronouns.
What was the fucking point at all then??? Just spend that time making it by hand and you would have had more content that was easier to debug.

Fucking spastics make me mad

God, can you imagine how delicious it would be if this guy pulled a Phil Fish?

are these fuckheads actually proud of this garbage?

4 months of asshurt inc just like fo4 threads.

fucking, yawn

no one is stopping you homo.

you either
a) preorder and got raped
or
b) didn't buy the game, but somehow feel entitled to whine about this game.

either way, you're the asshurt homo.

Wow, that's even less content than SPAZ2.

of course the real irony here is the only one who sounds asshurt is you mon frere

And that's bad, why?

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I aint

Clicking

That shit

Nigga

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Nah, he just wants to keep his images on his own hard drive.

full pic?

Anyone with the PlayStation 4 or Steam version know if you get a list of people you recently met on No Man's Sky, what with it so obviously being a multiplayer game and everything?

I know it happens with Journey. They even advise you to sign on to PSN at the beginning and will tell you who you made your journey with when you complete it.

I need this pic too thanks

REMINDER THAT GETTING TO THE HYPED UP CENTER LITERALLY JUST PLAYS THE GAMES INTO AND THEN LITERALLY JUST RESTARTS THE GAME AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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Does anybody have the OC that has the Nu Man's Sky as ISIS and also some Mudbeards holding the Nu Man's Sky dev disk?

Did you actually watch that video? It's not defending NMS at all.

Serious question: Are there actually any trees in this game? All the screenshots/videos I see just have random shitty shrubs and cacti, but no trees like in the previews

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For some reason this is the funniest of shit.

Shit, Here's the pen one.