Night thread

Just making this for you before bed.
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overwatch is boring and for sluts tbh

your favourite

It's for babby's first FPS where everyone gets a gold star.

You guys can overwatch this dick

not to be rude my fam but there are a lot of people who would think im their favorite user
:///

it seems hella basic

Are you still in your fucking backyard?

NEW THREAD

guess who i am teehee xd

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I guess I'm here. Where the cuties at.

Only games worth buying this year are Civ 6 and No man's sky (if its legit)


ni ni

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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tp maybe

waxing their legs and balls

retarded opinion
hope you die in your sleep

you got it

I am happy

maybe not suuuuper happy (have a qt in my life to love)
but I am actually fairly happy


I might...when is that?
if not then next year

suhhh dudes

I like how it doesn't come out for Xbox One

yo

I don't feel i'm gay for this turning me on

donno in the summer? just invite yourself like grim does

Then you've already accomplished what many can't. Be grateful.

my nigga

You probably shouldn't go to an orgy just to find affection, js

That's gay as shit, dude.

it's weird having tomorrow off. i got all my normal sunday shit done and am kinda at a loss now

Soto invited me

baka tp

Kanra

its not kanra unfortunately
just some new dickshit

no ;~;

sorry dude you know i was low-tier baiting you

it's that other guy whose name escapes me

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Trying to make swamp water krap edibles with weed also is hard


You seemed to have caught a big'on

?

STOP THAT SHIT YOU RETARD


YOU
STEAm

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this guy is either slightly gayer or slightly less gay than kanra. can't remember

Bong water poached Karp.

no need to name call brah

I'm not who you think I am, but I am in no way that loser Kanra.


Depends on who you ask

yolo x2

ah yeah i got em good huh

who should i ask?

hey
be nice mate
no need to gossip like that

If this is another one of your games I'm going to disown you

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wait didn't will post that one too btw way?

That's up to your discretion.

Alright alright.

Nope, I'm a lot older than Kanra.

I AM NEW
THIS IS NOT NEW

kratom aka: swamp water or krap
"mild opiate" and im trying to uncouple the 7-hydroxy mitragynine molecules, but they are not fat soluble and only seem to dissect in water or if swallowed.

I want to combine the weed and 7-hydroxy mitragynine for edibles

HOLY SHIT THATS A LONG ASS SALMON LADDER

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS

so new

damn ui get off the drugs and get a damn job fam

one more

another

?

whoa

damn dood

shsfhdsfh

wtf

this is ridongulous

I have been told by several people who run dispensaries that my edibles are top tier.

Why not do what im good at?

cooking and selling droogs

getting old

Why not just chug a laudanum and have a spliff?

Nice autistic chain, fam

i guess if it pays the bills

I have work and school though

more importantly how do I explain to family that I'm spending hundreds to fly to cali for some japanese cartoon convention

and even MORE importantly I was not invited last time, even told not to go

nobody wants me there, or anywhere for that matter.
I'm just unwanted weight

if you come to ax you're gonna get jumped

How is it autistic to want to combine a mild opioid with marijuana in an edible and sell them for mass profits because kratom is 30 dollars a half pound

who told you not to go though?

have you seen the autists that go there?

you're not nearly as autistic

be nice grimu

That wasn't directed at you, hence the gap.

tp pls

is this the new scientist?

im heading to ax to come kick grims and sotos ass

Give Soto a kick for me.

i don't see why like they would jump nezi lol

nezi doesn't like to get crunk so i think it would fun making him get crunk

it should have looked like this;

Nice autistic chain, fam

(You)
Why not just chug a laudanum and have a spliff?

I didn't say I would do it


LETS GO

noobs always overdo it and do hilariously stupid shit

all the cool kids like soto and grim and whatnot

nobody wants me there

I don't deserve to go anyway

i would make nezi smoke a cigarette xd

It should have, however it's 02:30 and that was an afterthought.

xd

Scarlet's SOLKino List:
Hyouka
Melancholy of Haruhi Suzuimiya
Sora no Woto
Humanity Has Declined
5cm Per Second

that's all ive known thus far. its hard to find SOLKino, but honestly its my favourite genre. its so fucking good. SOL in interesting settings that make you think. or in hyouka's case the lack of any interesting setting at all, god I loved Hyouka

your definition of cool is drastically perverted

It's funny, because he wants to smoke cock.

nevermind i concede if youll let me join in jumping nezi

but no one will let him :(

What's that?

damn thats sad

i'd like to see boo fight. like skinny jewish kids getting real lol

Can't let him get addickted.

he would stand back during the whole takedown then jump in at the end for the curbstomp

WHAT

Oh fuuuuuck
Watch Kokoro ga Sakebitagatterunda.
Is suteki desu ne

gj

i feel like boo would be stoned af at a party and start shittalking someone and just get bitch slapped, and just be stunned for a couple minutes before he could figure out how to react

fuck off and die

he seems like he knows how to handle himself irl

he doesn't shittalk people that can destroy him

how do you know?

bawwwwwwwwwwww


slice of life that's kino

added to possible kino

that is not me, and the owner of that steam does not look like gamer at all

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just from talking on tc


then nobody cares


make some money nig

if u can afford the food and the trip ill let you stay with me for free

Who is it..?

eh it's hard to get any feeling about irl from those

Don't cap my steam

ughh why did i buy modelo's the other night. these are so awful

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I got colbear and soto's behavior based on tc perfectly right

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the issue is getting to ax
i can afford food
i cant afford a flight/bus/train
;_;
we were going to drive there but my brother who was going to drive us all couldn't afford it =/

tbh grim isnt homo at all like
even in private hes heterosexual
that doesnt mean he cant find me cute or anything but not in a sexual way
cute like a cat, u dont want to fuck cats do u loser? christ....

I really hope my supplier has Super Lemon in still, probably going to pick up if it's a nice day outside.

they seem pretty bro tbh

i do


my friend from other internet community, Indonesian.

she does not like she is interested at games at all. heck she has a live, a model. i've seen her walking on catwalk.


dont claim what is not yours

I shotgunned a vape from a girl once

accidentally inhaled some of the smoke and coughed so hard I had to pull over

cats are kinda too small to fuck

I'm gonna kiss your tummy

like weed vape? that's gnar gnar

ur going to jail man

i only smoke dabs from my vape
havent tried vape THC oil yet just since i can get dabs on the cheap and dont have to leave my house and drive 40 minutes away to Washington
its the same high every time and theres no variety in my highs, but i kinda like that. very functionally high

no, regular vape

I don't inhale smoke on purpose, and I don't do anything with illegal drugs

and I don't drink alcohol

i think all of your psuedo interpretations about me are wrong

oh shit she was doing so good. kinda not digging chicks with crazy upper body strength tho

part of why I'd be unwanted there, everyone drinking and having fun and I'd just be the quiet third wheel not participating in anything and just getting in the way

How is this even possible

WE GET IT YOU VAPE

think we can get nezi to suicide bros?

.. find someone else tummy to get your saliva on

penis vape mods are legit and help you rip FAT AS FUCK yO

never vaped but it's kinda funny that so many other people do

i mean i've smoked weed out of vaporizers in the day, but this was pre-vape days


yo that's gnar. we'll get you smoking mad spliffs


yeah you might not have a great time tbh. but you could be the designated driver!

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I'll just kiss subtles tummy then

tummy really needs to be wordfiltered

wait
what the frick is the difference

no but you're sure making me feel lousy about myself

like they were bigger. like not little pussy pens and boxes

and they weren't called vapes

So much for feeling happy.

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I asked lexi to be my gf.. and she said yes !

every vape party needs a designated driver

i would deffo invite nezi to my meetup

Just grab a handful of adderall and swig it down with kool-aid.
That'll solve all your problems.

kys

scarlet is just a better version of nezi anyway

id kill myself if better versions of me existed

lexi is still kinda a slut tbh

lmao

ive done both
i just thought vape was a new term
idk
i just found out i could smoke pure concentrate from these for a 45$ pen and i was like fuck yeah

when you say better version of nezi do you just mean that we're both traps and thats ur only qualification?

cus personality wise i dont think her and i are any alike, that was apparent within the first steam convo i had where she deleted me for saying ive hacked in CSGO lmao

she seems nice though i dont have an issue with her, a lil bit too emotionally driven though but im no judge

nobody and i mean NOBODY wears a tail dildo like nezi though

No ones jumping you because they don't wanna die.

i own more petplay stuff than you can imagine my friend

yeah i donno i guess i stopped smoking weed for years and then all of a sudden this vape thing started

blah blah blah

same

Good point.
I don't fuck around.

you really are erin.2

stop....

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ilu nezi

LOOK AT MY E-SUCCULENTS

this gif just kinda made you seem hella gay

watch the end

You're a lot bigger than most people here and you can actually fight.


For some reason everyone is a manlet here.

the fuck is this autistic plant simulator?

That is just awful.

nah it was too long and was glitchy. no going back

Or you could just spend like $20 at Lowe's and get real ones.

was just saying
only similarity is trap and anime fag

is she into petplay?
idk i see how we're similar but
i also see a ton of differences
im severely autistic if its not apparent
also im not emotionally driven at all

oh yeah i still dont get it
but its funny to make fun of

but its so cute~ i love being called a good little kitten ^_~

Nezi pls an hero


6'3" here.

manletism is a scourge

even your computer is retarded


pretty calming and legit


not enough light in my room

when she lived with her girlfriend, she was literally kept "locked up" lol

im 5'8
lol ;_;

she's doing the best she can

Ahahah

Grim is 5'8

But are you swole?

test is like 5ft

i think

dont overevaluate my methods


i watched a bullying movie last night now im really in the mood to make someone kill themselves
i know i've been trying to avoid you and be nice to you for a while but i really might commit to this

it's true, test is legally a midget

Heh. Heh heh.

It's like I'm in Japan all over again.

In the process of becoming bear mode.

test is 3'2
dont spread disinfo

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test should go on hormones and become the loli

not even men, amirite

Are you naturally super hairy then?

should I just filter you


Look at you
been to nippon and everything

I think the politically correct term is "faggy dwarf"

he would probably just because a really strong midget

im not into that
im not much of a sub either
ive never tried any of that locking up chastity stuff
well im emotionally 100% a sub, but im generally a top
my relationship with my gf is gentle femdom and the like ye
kitten play is really nice though honestly

Was fun.

Wouldn't do it again, though.

Code for letting yourself go

it's all weird

porque

Not really, I was more referring to physique.
I do still have my long hippy locks though, which would make for an odd look.

IT IS TOO LATE

I thought I was the most xenophobic dick I knew.

Man they hated me there.

Even the women?
SHIIIE

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Post hippy locks.

They were curious at how tall I was. Pretty much it.

Actually it's closer to "I've already let myself go, let's just get swole because gains."

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that mascara

i mean sure but
i could imagine how having a cute girl tease you and make u want her all day and then not let you have it
the more you want something the better it feels when u get it
so i could imagine it would be amazing

Nah m8

I will never understand the concept of subs

Either way you'll do alright, faggies love the whole blob of flesh look.

Well, you get your meat, and your veggies, and maybe some dressing, and put it between a long slice of bread. Lots of people think it's pretty good.

Please don't post my personal property.

shut the fuck up

I'm sure my own lil' faggot might.
Only thing that still worries me is that he's taller than me and the submissive one.

I DONT WEAR MASCARA

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yes daddy

Just wear some high heels in the bedroom. Or make him walk around on his knees like a weirdo.

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Hey I asked nicely.

and I answered not so nicely.

tfw get carded and just happen to have id. noice


i guess. wouldn't know

I'm sorry but i'm not giving you bard no matter how jealous you are.

Kek
I'm not one to get freaky, I'm pretty damn vanilla.
I mean, I really love Sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

In no way, shape, or form did I mention any sort of jealousy. I couldn't care less who the person you talked about was.

because in your country, women are sold for goats

my country is your country

lmao

no shit? aren't you first gen tho?

and actually there are places in america where you can trade a woman for some goats

Born in NYC.

I'm sure you'll be a proud father to many beautiful bouncing butt-baby boys, HAL.


Which isn't really that far off India

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what i'm asking is aren't you the first generation born here?

I am.

pretty fob then

Damn straight, nigga.

Like.
Are you actually retarded?
Did you lick walls as a child?

i said pretty

Maybe fob means familiar on Broadway

who even is blue moon

New Flan.

oh shit really? fuuuuck

Kaybe

yo mana how creepy was murder irl?

oh right i remember you saying this the other night now and being like, umm k

fuck i have that dumb cat on my other computer

I also remember that.

fucking scooter kids effing up my tre flips i swear fo god

i forgot where it went from there

/out

I think you talked about being drunk, or your friend being drunk.


Bye HAL

neenee


probably me. i don't have any friends, or food :c

yes, papi

man just watched that gorilla footage from the cincinnati zoo. fucking people i swear

ramen is food. you can survive off of it for a while, but also get some like cheap chicken nuggies for protein so u dont lose any muscle mass. I use whey protien when in a dire pinch, but you probably can't afford that

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i buy the vegan quorn chick'n nuggets cause morally responsible

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Would you like me to post the ones from last night so that you can pretend?

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ui tell scarlet to kill herself kthx

awwh mate
you should really delete that
that's pretty fucked up


this is desu

im busy not helping her fix her pc setup

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No this is Hailey

dude...the FUCK
I thought we were friends
;_;

Not posting the other ones is basically the same as deleting it I guess.

Kanra is a cow and deserves nothing but scorn.

You have the balls to show up here after literally raping someone?

lol

boo watch out kanra might lock you in his basement

never forget wallace

Kaybe, give the caps to fool, yes?


What?

thats good enough for your boo


thats even worse


fool im assuming this is you
rude


sounds like fun for a month or so

Sometimes having a sixth sense is a hindrance


we are.
Are you still moving up here?

No. I am not who I am.

Well, technically that WOULD count as not posting them....

lol he probably would make you read philosophical texts and comment on hard blush

Let's not get into this. Like really. At all. Glad you can pretend you know something about it tho

yea

Yes, exactly. You give them to me and not post them here.

GRIM TELL THE STORY


we'd probably have a ton of sex also mate


wait
you raped somebody?

Read your own posts, holy shit

Yeah me and chijo are gonna get a place we've gotten along really well living together for the past month

let's
hear
it

Grim, get into it. Who did this person supposedly rape?

Ghostie got raped by this guy/girl thing

TELL THE STORY.

mate...

Wow you are fucking retarded

these people who i don't know are inviting their friends

pls ban


are you that into skinny asian dudes

without tits?

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yeah
its the gayest id go
hes feminine as fuck
those stupid text walls kinda turn me on too
tbh

-is bored and draws kitties on the walls with crayon. Crayolas, too. Not those yucky rose art lipstick crayons.-

What am i supposed to do about it?

this hailey fellow looks like a bro tbh

would vape with/10

mate let's hear the full story
dont blue ball us now


B O B S B U R G E R S
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thanks fam but I'm an autistic clumsy spaz with a knack for fucking things up really badly
you wouldn't wanna be friends with me

Maybe Ghostie picked the wrong person to punch.

happened at some con

it's all he has going for him

i feel like he thinks like someone is going to read these threads and be like

wow that dude was smart af


tell beepop to do his damn job


did you really rape a bro?

I love my roaches.

I was blacked out
ghostie was passed out
I had been borderline cucked that day and was desperate for human contact (allegedly on that last part, it's what a witness told me) I dont really know what happened

Shoot people?

You are so happy around them.
keep them in your life.

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guys I was drunk too so it wasn't rape haha
please dont call the cops haha

It's probably for the best that they are incapable of loving you back.


How was the rape though, on like a scale of one to ten?

I also got a new tarantula.

i bet beepop hasn't even killed a chipmunk

have you seen him? that's not the face of a killer

what happened to old one?

I've killed animals before.

wait so hailey raped ghoster?

he should have raped him, then killed him, then raped him again imo

You aren't limited by law to one tarantula, you know.

fug

Eric? I still have him. He's my big handsome boy. The new one is still a spiderling.

what kinds?

they aren't exactly social animals, you know

tell the full story mate
haileys telling his
you need to beat him so misinfo isnt spread

LETS HEAR IT
GREENTEXT
GREEEEENTEXT


I'd do that if he'd fuck me
tbh


holy shit why do you have this image
delet this

Rabbits and birds with maybe a few squirrels mixed in.

I've never killed anything big though because hunting is boring as fuck.

damn dude it's like you got way gayer since you turned 18

stop posting ketchup then

ill have to find the story I got told somewhere

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can you fuck off?
1. Sexual Assault at most, no penetration of her body
2. Us both being under the influence means 0 control of my actions
3. I had had 5 Xanax earlier in the day and should not have drinken anything (something that is entirely and wholly my fault)
4. I feel TERRIBLE about it. You couldn't possibly understand the guilt I've felt. I fucked up tremendously, and permanently lost a friend because of it. I regret what I did with all my heart and wouldn't fight it if she decided to pursue legal action.

shut the fuck up
rape is rape

you're not welcome here

go

Ghostie is also underage.

First of all, I didn't rape her, bro. I sexually assaulted her at most. Second, I was high, so that makes me not culpable for my actions.

LOOK AT THIS GRUMPY FOOL

AND GTFO

You don't have to keep them together, either.


If it's he-said-she-said... well, he-said-he-said, I think you should just deny deny deny. A sexual offense will fuck your record pretty hard.

personally i like the idea of hunting besides the actual killing part. like walking through the woods with a gun and shit

same thing with fishing, minus the catching the fish part. it's relaxing

don't listen to him. good for you. ghoster is a shitstain and deserved to be raped

Sexual assault isn't rape. Different crime. That I am guilty of.

BUT WHAT DO I KNOW
AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW

Imagining how wet she was from that.

fuck im a perv

YOU FUCKING MOLESTED A 17 Y/O YOU RETARD

why is hailey not the new queen of /anumus/

you fags have your priorities all wrong

lol hailey literally RAPED some poor mentally damaged man

what a scumbag


mate i dont care about ghostie/hailey enough to stop a tradition between us
oh you mean delete the image
yeah sure
find me that story mate

let's all hear it here

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she's not pressing charges.

That's not true. I fucked up. And sexual assault is a crime.

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I mean, he has a real people job. And as far as I can tell he doesn't really save much, terrarium tanks aren't exactly prohibitively expensive.

They're in separate tanks. Eric is in his five gallon, the spiderling is in a little cup with a lid. The baby is only as big as my pinkie nail. The millipedes take up more room than that.

thats a nice 2hu

Space, tho?

oh

but he'll grow

I wish I could go to a con and get molested by high trannies.

This would be a correct statement

I do save quite a bit though. My expenses are relatively low and I don't actually buy anything that's that expensive. Also, all the tanks I have are second hand.

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I heard you were talking about rape and came immediately

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It'll take about a year for it to get any bigger than a finger nail, and even then, they top out at 3.5". It's considered a dwarf species.

you know

hailey posts in the male to female general on /lgbt/
we could totally go there and fuck with him

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not anymore lol

what story?


hey bae

Lucky duck.


Apartments in Texas probably aren't that small.

that reply was fucking meant for grim tp

i'm just saying like he did rape ghoster

not like a person or anything

What's happening yo? Other than the rape

I just figured you had art school loans or something.


I wish I wasn't banned

didnt bebop have a huge love on ghostie?

why hasnt he banned the (wo)man who raped his lost love?

oy vey I have a sasha grey mouth hole

Nah. I have no debt at all.

got me, like have tomorrow off and just chillin with my internet homeboys. and like i guess some dude raped ghoster

also some gorilla got put down in cincinnati

kinda sad

The best part about the gorilla is that it's from a critically endangered species.

beepop stalks anyone who has the suggestive feminine penis

I feel more sorry for the gorilla than the other ape.

Oh nice. I've been working every day for like a solid week and a half and I dont have a day off til Friday so I'm pretty pooped. I work 3-9PM tomorrow tho so at least I get to sleep in

Did the gorilla rip someone's face off or something?

and it was his birthday the day before ;;

dumb fucking people

been to that zoo too

No monetary ones, anyway.


It probably should have, in retrospect.

Personally, I'm glad they killed the gorilla. I am glad when a critically endangered species gets closer to being extinct.


I feel sorry for the other people at the zoo who had to endure such a troubling experience.

Only spiritual.

man tomorrow is gonna be busy. big stay at home and fix up your house type shit

nah the gorilla was actually protecting some dumb kid that fell in and they tried to tranq it and it became aggressive so they killed it

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fool be nice

there's always next year x///x

They didn't tranq it. They specifically said they didn't do that and instead shot it to death right away.


How am I being mean?

you're just being edgy

i think next year i'm going to try to bang pritty on my birthday

assuming she hasn't had 4 more kids

No. I think we should willingly embrace the utter devastation that we as a species have caused to this planet and hasten the inevitable end of all life as we know it.

Would've been more memorable tbh

Oh man, that's sad. You would think people would pay attention at a zoo of all places

Friday was the busiest day of the weekend so far, actually. We'll see how it goes tomorrow, I'm there later in the day and it tends to be busiest mid-day to early evening

You'd think it would be Saturday since that's the day everyone mows their yard and does generic home improvement shit.

just because you want to die doesn't mean you should take everything else down with you


it seems like it would be maybe the biggest gardening day of the year so far

then you have dumbfucks buying last minute grills and shit

Saturday is the day people do that, they buy the supplies for it the previous day

I sold so many god damn grills this weekend you would not believe

Even today there were a ton of people buying them for tomorrow

I disagree.

Why does every shitter play widowmaker

Colby, human trafficking is bad.

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Let's be honest. Everyone would bury their face in that ass.

how do you manage man. how many times have you told some fucking white trash dude where the grills are


i know you don't really mean your edge. deep down you really appreciate Life, even if it's not your own

I'm not into purple people so probably not.

What are you, a fucking racist?
Also, she's French. So still white enough to not feel disgusting to dick.

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That was horrible and you should be ashamed

Our grills are like right in front of the store so I mean

But its female.

I mean, she's French so she probably has a bush.
Not that that's really a turn off.

but still, how do you do it.

Bush is disgusting.

Eh, trimmed but still something down there is best.

An easygoing nature and patience

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whelp

I bet stocking has a small bush

Not particularly. I just spend my time either waiting for, recovering from, or dealing with massive waves of depression. It's like a game to me. Things start to go decent, I start feeling good about myself, then I get hit with a huge wave of depression and seriously consider killing myself. One of these days the impulse will be so strong that I'll actually do it. Boy what a fun day that will be.

you should try door to door shit

see how easygoing you are

Why?

he most definitely shaves his c&b

Nah, sales really aren't my thing and that'd make me super anxious

I used to sell kirby vacuums door to door at top dollar for 3,150 and i'd make about half profit.

you sound like you're textbook manic depressive. congrats. chomp some zoloft

Rare #Noam spotted

elmers did it i think


yeah i did non profit door to door in highschool

it was the absolute worst. it made my friend cry


damn dude i wasn't even selling anything. i was like selling a pamphlet

Can you make a face that isn't rape-y?

I'm not manic.

Ask him to speak to me for a minute will you.

It'd made me feel super scummy tbh

*make

hes busy fool

I'm not prostituting myself sir, call the cops
"nothing we can do as they haven't broke any laws."

also


cont...?

I would give a "free coupon" to clean their house and steam clean their carpet.

i'd get in their house and be in there for hours showing them different attatchments and showing them how obsolete their vacuum is without offending them.

i'd pull pads and pads of nasty ass skin cells off their beds and say this is what ur sleeping in and tell them how dust mites and shit cause colds.

basically I could easily con an old person, and it felt bad.

Literally he is talking to you. It's not like I'm going to call him. Ask him when he's done talking to you.

waves of extreme happiness and wanting to ky


it was for a good cause. clean air. but yeah it was suuper scummy. and we had quota's we had to hit each day

Happiness? No.

the REAL crazies never call themselves crazy

see: fool

oh shit i think there have been movies made about you

we at least had a list of who donated last year so those people were less likely to tell us to fuck off

Being a good salesman isn't easy and ive worked a few hard sales jobs.

Sales-people in stores get treated like trash because of dumb stigmas.

customers act like knowitalls or are dumb as rocks.

sold appliances and wireless phones

i want her to pet my hair

I'm not sure you can call major depression craziness.

remember when you were really into the shins?

you seemed p happy then

I want UI senpai to pet my hair .///.

I still really like The Shins. I like their upbeat instrumentals coupled with their depressing lyrics.

I was thuggin for a while mayne
1/3 sold

shit part was getting 100 doors slammed in your face before you got into one house for three hours for a 1/3 chance to sell it.

felt like such an asshole being so good at decieving people at buying it then and there at 3,150(valued at 1,500) when you could buy a decently good older model for like a few hundred dollars.

you know he's not even a trap right?

he's like full dude

...

Murder has fully embraced his faggotry, obviously

That's probably why Murder wants him.

that song gets me everytime fam


yeah like after awhile the door slams really get to you

it was a good summer job i guess

but like kinda a cult

the office we had downtown was kinda shady lol full of charismatic leaders

It's a good one, yes.

My beef jerky smells a little funky.

So is that a no, Grim?

share

Also, The Shins aren't the best dream pop band out there. I still very much prefer Sparklehorse, Wye Oak, and Grandaddy.

I'd say The Shins are about as good as Washed Out, but definitely better than Cults.

what else have you been listening to lately?

nvm

not listening to a band called sparklehorse

i cant believe you said ui over me

I would rather chew it up and spit it out.


I'd say my shins are a little better than my shoulder blades, but definitely worse than my forearms.

Sparklehorse is fucking amazing. Mark Linkous was a genius.

Right?

i've been driving my stepdad's truck lately and don't want to mess with his xm radio dials

so i've been listening to a lot of vinyl classics

it's kinda a sin to mess with someone's dials

Like who? I've been listening to a lot of The Kinks, Rolling Stones, The Zombies, The Animals, and The Beach Boys.

He also listens to this stuff

ALMOST DONE FOOL
YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL MSG YOU

I have known murder a lot longer, so I get to pet the hair~

...

Anyone that knows me wouldn't be surprised by that post.

Maybe you showed it to Vagus. I know he wouldn't be surprised.

Probably took some schadenfreude in it.


more like neurotic af.

Intelligent hasn't been my character for years.

marc bolan = god

Why has TP been all over my jock lately?

He isn't my boyfriend.


I do like e some Jesse Sykes. Haven't listened to her a whole lot lately though.

"HE WANTS THE AYYS"

oh hey dude

jesus christ FINALLY

you're an easy target

I wasn't really trying to surprise anybody, I would have gone with "boo" or something along those lines.


Ask for something that always happens anyway and ye shall receive.

this new kevin gates album is so good

fdsg

kill yourself, Alvin.

Its Jackson!

...

Dave is really slipping deep into this latest depressive episode.

No, Alvin like the chipmunk

Did you see the other Kanra?


I feel so wanted.

...

Oh yeah he does sound like that.

His gay voice is like his best quality though.

yeah that's some other old poster

IKR

Don't worry, I would cap your high points too if you ever had them.

A lot of people in the thread have harsh feelings for you
so maybe not all that wanted
but wanted by me for sure

So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker
Than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word

...

brad put your name on fam

unironic actually

post ironic unirony tbh

Just between you and me I think its super cute.

yoooo that's next level

you're gay lmao

...

I have no quarrels with kanra.

ive had sex with a trap buddy
im pretty sure that constitutes gay

It's a shame that Mark Linkous died before he finished his last album. Apparently he was basically at the point of mixing. He laid down vocal scratch tracks on all the songs, finished all the music.

I know.

I kicked him out when I first started posting because he was boring.


That's nice.

Not sure it's possible in a place like this.


Most people know me by stereotype.

he did seem kinda boring come to think

Kickin it with the noam

as long as some people dont then the rest dont even matter
who cares what plebs think
now tell me about your day already

...

testing

gnomes?

tell that big dicked basterd to post

?????????

Fucking savage.

he said threads are too shitty

I agree
maybe if you leave, he will come

Salaam and good evening to you, worthy friend.

You put your genitals inside a males anus irl?

He didn't have a personality.

He was zany and quirky at best.

Which, back when I literally loved Izaya, I found very unIzayalike.


I was asleep. I'm nocturnal.
My day is starting.
Might go for a bike ride.
Listen to the latest Lore Watch podcast.

It is in quite the state of disrepair, isn't it?


Tell him that Kaybe wants to know if he just takes his pubic hair, pushes it through his legs, up his back, and onto his head for use as head hair.

haha trick story they later found out it was actually just the penis there was no python

selamat pagi

gnomes and me are solid

why so salt?

about that first gen thing?

well if you put it that way
with that kind of negative connotation
i guess it's still technically true


good morning then
you should be up earlier so i dont have to wait till fucking night to talk to you though

Not any more than it usually is.

You end up adapting, or quitting.

Like Squash and Moogs did.

It's about how you interact with it.

it's kinda a bad av all in all

kaybe is wallace

just got it

Nah, Willis is Willis. Kaybe is Kaybe.

And a salami to you too.


I don't think it chews you up and spits you up so much as it's only intermittently flavorful.


Took you long enough, Mycroft.

are wallace and willis different?

so lost

fuck off my voice is not gay

ui have you seen non non biyori

I like the dead of night.

It makes it easier to program, read, and exercise.

How was... your... day?


Your face is a bad av.


They both seem to like the same things.

Though Wallace doesn't save loli.

YOU DICK WHY DO HAVE TO NAMECHANGE SO MUCH

...

I rather like wa wa wa wallas


lol bruh why'd you do that

just confirmed

I mean i'm sure it could sounds gayer but yours is REALLY gay.

Because I'm wacky and zany.

I just started watching it
I think it may be
I think it may be the best Slice of life I've ever seen

wanna discord

TP he just called you a dumbass

so dud k-k-k-kanra until wally broke out of his basement

there is one episode I remember almost crying to a scene.
it was some sad shit

good animu tho

I'm going to hang a big sheet up in front of my painting and start drawing.


No, they're the same.

CHANGE BACK

Sure

"If you plug up your nose, that's TP"

LOL

Please tell me you're joking.

You actually believe this??????

YOU MASTERMIND


it was fine bae
I didnt do anything
Just been playing videogames and getting high
the new GoT was dope though
just gotta figure out something to do now
or just talk to you more


idk bruh
(s)he was cute
and offered

link me invite

who said that


is it really important?

discord.gg/0bHctEa20qv0RqnO

Are you artistically enthralled by sheets?


There is no Vagus anymore

"TP is totally like that gross looking dude that would talk mad shit and not have anything behind it"

lol what


Fucking same
it has a perfect balance of emotional instrumentals and humour that is all okay tho

it's like they're sitting in a chat like hahahhahaha look at me using different names

who fucking cares

ya boy noam

I'm just giving you shit lol
was the ass fat

It's just wrong.

Just keep that in mind. Don't let them mess with your head.

those feels

tell him to kill more dogs

it's cool man

No you didn't.


Oh shit, I need to torrent that.

Don't talk to me. I have no conversation.

I don't even know what I'm going to do today.

Alchemist, why would you do this to your old friend Vagus? Poor TP is confused enough as is.

it was big for a guy's i suppose
maybe then a regular girls butt

i'd rather be wrong than be boring af

did u check that one out I told u about?

your lie in april.


you will 10/10 it

Luckily you have the golden opportunity to be both at the very same time.

I'm not sure that he's confused at all.

The thing about stuff like this is that ultimately it's hard to know who's messing with who.

i guess i was tricked

and this somehow affects me somehow

like i thought someone was a shit poster

No, I just need to protect the painting while it dries. I haven't built a drying rack yet.

discordapp.com/channels/107658893483614208/107658893483614208
join this shit tp
we need you

I think it's the most funny if nobody is being genuine, honestly.

What are you going to build it out of?

And what is your ventilation situation?

this seems to be the root of your inside bullshit

nah i'm good

have fun tho

teehee we have inside jokes xd

N-no I watched non nonv on youtube last night ;~:

Don't be a spoil sport.

no
just join as a gues retard
its just some posters talking like a tc
we wanna talk to you

i joined msn begrudgingly for that

and then steam

fool me once
fool me twice
etc

GarEEs dick hamburger bun

i'm good

enjoy your social media

...

he has a kid and is totally happy

ur retarded
just join as a guest

I'm not even on the discord. And this whole thing is social media.

nah


it really isn't until people meet up

kinda wonder about the bedtime stories garbear tells his kid

like holy shit

i will literally never forgive you

I don't know what bizarro definition of social media you're going off of, but to everybody else, yes, it really is.

for not joining a gay chat that ui created?

pretty ok with that

WE ARE ANONYMOUS

its grims chat retard

Nice non sequitur I guess.

who spammed here with we should go to discord

ui

check your facks

yo is my new set kino?

doesn't kino mean movie in german?

One ringer after another.


The meme is a little too forced, I'm afraid.

I had namesync ;~:

hes such a goofy goober

yeah we were being backtraced

you still talk to that dude?

it probably works okay

but there's nothing aesthetically unique or pleasing about it.

ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY
Человек c киноаппаратом (1929, Dziga Vertov)
Суд народов or Sud narodov (1947, Yelizaveta Svilova)
Новоcти дня (1954, Dziga Vertov)
Berlin: Die Sinfonie der Großstadt (1927, Walter Ruttmann)
Symphonie diagonale (1924, Viking Eggeling)

CINEMA
Mulholland Dr. (2001, David Lynch)
Voskhozhdenie (1977, Larisa Shepitko)
Showgirls (1995, Verhoeven)
The Birth of a Nation (1915, D. W. Griffith)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999, Stanley Kubrick)

FILM
City of God (2003, Fernando Meirelles)
黒い河 (1957, Masaki Kobayashi)
Höstsonaten (1978, Ingmar Bergman)
Dog Star Man: Part I (1962, Stan Brakhage)
À bout de souffle (1960, Jean-Luc Godard

MOVIES
Le voyage dans la lune (1902, Georges Méliès)
Yôjinbô (1961, Akira Kurosawa
Offret (1986, Andrei Tarkovsky)
Edge of Tomorrow (2014, Doug Liman)
Het Paard van Sinterklaas (2005, Mischa Kamp)

FLICKS
Een hagedis teveel (1960, Verhoeven)
七人の侍 (1954, Akira Kurosawa)
Mean Girls (2004, Mark Waters)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009, Michael Bay)
The Shawshank Redemption (1994, Frank Darabont)

what meme?
i just spent the last 4 hours cleaning up my fucking desk and redoing my gaming set up
and u sit here
in ur ivory tower
in ur fucking high horse
AND YOU FUCKING CALL ALL MY HARD WORK A MEME?!?!?!?!
"FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!" (dante's inferno, 2013)

stop talking about urself
hmpf

please stop spamming

Discord is the future...

Of course lol
in alicechat too

probably here shit

no lol
he was a dick to me after the first like 4 months

...

It would be better if you made your lock screen a picture of three wolf moon T-shirt instead. And maybe if you put both guns up to your head.

low IQ

i just have little desire to interract with posters past here

no offense if you guys got another unnessary chat medium to waste your time

go for it


miss that nigga

he was the original murder/lenko

aka ripped as fuck and super successful and totally not gay

the only fanservice I have seen in this show is the foot shots
theress only been like 3 so far i've seen

just saying your space could be a lot cuter

but instead it's pretty utilitarian

ever see those anime wallpapers with cute girls in nerdy rooms?

you should be doing that.

I mean, you're already there, might as well go full frontal.

i cant believe we dropped conversations

Lord I know I sure did

unnecessary*

seemed natural

it stops and starts

until we die.

Hey, he's got a high IQ from his self admissions.
He wouldn't lie about that now would he?

OH SHIT ITS TGHE REAL KANRA

Nah.
It's just Wastey.

have you seen non non biyori
these girls are too fucking cute

Pic related.


You know what, I think you're right. I think he's smarter than he lets on.


Probably Wastey.

people have to remember that kanra dropped out of college because the professor in his genius class legitimately told him that he was too genius

true story

why do we have to stop?

WAIFU
OF
THE
WEEK

she looks barely legal

It happens.

Bro this fucking anime man
Its not just a slice of life its the whole fucking pie

She looks at least 23

She looks like 25.

you racist

Have you never seen an asian before?
She's definateyl 20+
show me the tiddy

ive never mentioned my iq man afaik tbh fam


why would i do anything besides that

i dont know how i would make it cute

it works and doesnt make me mad

the only decorative pieces in my room are a Confederate Battle Flag and a Templar Battle Flag

granted asians always look younger than they are

as a species they age well

No, but TP has now mentioned your IQ. The cat is out of the bag. I know everything now.

...

...

...

my iq is at least 200
from my personal estimate

me atm

No, but Aeris was into them.
I don't like moe slice of life.
Except Nichijou.


Because the longer we talk, the easier it is to realize how insane I am.


Of course it works well for you, but you're a pet.

It's not all about you. Maybe it'll make your mommy happier, seeing it all decorated and tidy with various cute things.

was that triggering?

I really dont mind
I want to know all about you, honestly

mommy values UTILITARIANISM
my room will be decorated with flags
once i retrieve them that is

yo brad i had to have taco bell for lunch the other day

it was stressful but kinda felt good all in all

nichi jou is so great

I love this shit
it makes me feel so warm and fuzzy
it pulls my strings in just the right ay
what kind of anime do you like eh?

My iq is way higher than that. You're supposed to add up the numbers if you've taken more than one test, right?


wow u trole good!! :)

for some reason i keep thinking brad works at taco bell but he works at kfc my bad


yeah i guess i am pretty good dude

Have you tried watching Hannibal? I just started watching it. I don't normally like crime shows but it's actually got good suspense and I think you'd enjoy it.

I work at a Kfc/Taco bell
it's both in the same building

Baka.


Everyone respects utilitarianism.

But if you have people seeing your room often,

just seems sorta silly not to make it something cool.

Instead of a couple guns and flags. nothing kawaii about that.

It legit makes me laugh every time.

uh, I like Durarara. I like anime that helps me escape, y'know.

i've never seen this

but like my boss is really into the preacher graphic novels and i guess the show is waaaaay different

this is somehow related

I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY

so anyways sometimes those 7 layers are on point

Then tell me more about yourself

I've seen all of it. Multiple times.

I've read all the books, too.

All in all, meh. Some amazing moments. Amazing scenes. Good use of quotes from the book- every clever line in the series is probably a quote from the book.

I liked it. It was fun. I'd watch it again. still meh.

SHOULD I WATCH

Ore Monogatari


Lovely★Complex

watch the new season of maron

it's really good so far

I'm reading papers on psychometrics.

Why do this?

Yea that hsit aint bad, but I wanna anime.

oh you're on your own with that

what the hell is psychometrics anyway bae

Literally because fooling around during the first watch through.

Same goes for Orange is the New Black.

Then I rewatched it twice on my own. So meh. But so good.

Psychometrics is a field of study concerned with the theory and technique of psychological measurement. One part of the field is concerned with the objective measurement of skills and knowledge, abilities, attitudes, personality traits, and educational achievement.

haha
I always get a kick out f the fact that the 7 layers are vegetarian and the 5 layers are not

You guys are gay as fuck

see

WHERE IS THE BEEF

it's probably some pseudoscience his genius self got hooked on

remember

this is the guy who locked wallace in his cellar

mate
be nice
do it as a favor for me


thats pretty dank but it doesnt really seem physically possible to measure things like that
unless you physically count the genetic material that makes up it

yeah fam i get like a few of those 7 layers and some pico and a cherry pepsi and call it a night

I can't think of any shows I've seen a second time outside of series I'm forcing somebody else to watch until they get hooked on their own.


Does this frighten you or offend you?

did they make you watch 10 hours of training videos too?

WHAT KIND OF SHEEEP

IS A BEEF?????????????????????????

im pretty sure filling my room up with right-wing flags and guns is cool
its not cute
i have a sanae fumo and a catbug plushie
and a kumoji plushie as well
are those cute
this is my room from a year ago when i lived with my mom for 2 months transitionally, which is why its so messy
is this room cute?

...

cute room

literally my first three days there were fucking just me sitting in the office watching fucking "training" videos.

like, I get it nigga, live mas

boo asked me not to make fun of kanra so i will respect his wishes

my question to boo is : do you expect to pull scarlet and kanra?

Wood, no need for ventilation, just let it hang there on the rack until it dries. Also my ink may have gone bad.

One of the walls of my room is sort of like that green, but lighter. Sort of celery instead of lime.

scarlet is a cheap hoe
kanra is the rightful queen of this land

Is "this land" your crotch?

Ink is a fickle mistress.

@ban

i've never been able to meme about this before with anyboddy
I'm lmao'ing

my roomate worked at taco-hell for a week

You do end up learning about the genetics. You cannot escape genetics when talking about people, but you have to know what they do. eg. if your genes determine if you have weak or strong connections in your amygdala, that will determine how prone you are to outbursts of rage. Very high correlation to stuff relating to the amygdala, and it defines many personalities more than some would like.

You know how everything you could ever do or imagine, or every emotion or thing you've ever done results from some processes in your brain?

Essentially, there's a way of measuring tendencies. Over thousands of papers, we now know that personality correlates with genetics.

Just to give you a few tidbits of trivia in how it relates to psychoanatony,
extroversion (how outgoing you are) and neuroticism (how crazy you are) have the highest correlates between twins, parents, and siblings,
openness to experience is directly related to dopamine and how your reward centers work and is the closest genetic marker we have to IQ,
and the current model of personality (Five Factor Model) predicts life events and general tendencies better than any tool we've had so far.

Five Factor uses the linguistic model, which is breaking down the English lexicon of ways we describe people, and through some complex mathematics, statistical analysis and procedures (what I'm learning now), you end up with tools like the NEO-PI-R, which is a personality inventory.

That's cute.

i donno i think kanra has better dick sucking lips than scarlet tbh

Yes.

He said that was you when he shoves your head in my ass.

What did you force them to watch?


No. It isn't. Cute people generally have an instinct for making cute rooms.

Guess you're not cute on the inside.

New thread


New thread

i believe that everyone is equal and that there arent any differences and all people are made equal by god

u guys should stop being so fucking racist..

scarlet has that manly voice you can fap to tho

...

K
KK
KKK

you don't even have to get the right jajajaja

There is a new thread

huggu

u dum

You all are really dirty niggers

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