LOL

Well, he didn't state there was one, so I guess he didn't lie that time.

LOL

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I dunno. Is it really a developer lying if they implemented stuff and the publisher demanded they remove it? For that matter, the Epic Mickey games were disappointed, but they didn't break any promises regarding it. The concept art wasn't even meant to be released, I think.

Oh, wait, I got him confused with the Deus Ex dude. Ignore me.

Hol up nigga, tell me about it. You mean the original or the piss filtered one?

I saw it coming from panel three, but laughed anyway

Ain't gonna click that shit, niggar.

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Fucking pussy

SHIT

I got the Sims creator confused with the Deus Ex creator. I know Deus Ex forgot to put in the Twin Towers in the New York setting, and said it was due to a terrorist attack. A few years later, a terrorist attack took out the towers.

Good example of meme magic I guess.

Gotta agree with that user.
I don't mind whatever guro or retarded fetishes humanity can come up with, but those animal torture gifs and webms I absolutely can't handle.
So yeah I don't click spoilers on principle.

You kids and your shitty new memes, I swear.

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It wasn't an error, they literally forgot to add the twin towers into the game.

I'm pretty sure that user was making a joke

No they didn't, there were texture memory limitations, so the towers never showed up.

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heh

There's not even a throat bulge, where the fuck is that thing at? Does she have a pocket dimension in her tonsils or what?

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If the vagina is in the head, where do you think the mouth is?

Back of the knee, maybe?

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then what the fuck are you doing here, tumblr?

Oh, user. Has your masculinity been threatened? There is no need for such violent outbursts.

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Where the Hell do you think you are?

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fuck you now I have a boner that will not submit

not at all, because i can click on something and if it doesnt interest me, i just close it. not cry about it like a fuckin sperg. back to your tumblr safespace you go.

more or source nigger
please

I don't know. I just saved it cuz it was funny lick.

murs in your direction*

This roleplayz post is meantz fur Xddd silly me.

fuck off tumblr

L-LOL?

TOO EXTREME FOR 4CHAN, CONFIRMED BY TIME

kek I wish some kebab would blew himself up in their building

Black & White and Fable are actually still worth playing though. No man's sky has literally nothing to offer.

Wow, totally not biased. Did not read any further, fucking garbage media

I feel proud, but I know this will just attract more normalfags.

I thought Time was supposed to be some respectable magazine, not pulling shit out of its ass

/r/ing the yellow pages of internet picture that tells people to deal with offensive shit

Time has been shit for years.

Fresh lol to milk.

You can discuss child porn anywhere, just not distribute it. Pedantic I know, but I shouldn't be the one having to distinguish what someone meant.

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I'm glad we are still not able to get directly googled, that alone wards of plenty of these faggots.

Jews are pretty good at burying themselves. Normalfags will come here to feel edgy, and will realise that they have been lied to straight to their faces. And maybe they will question why the publications they're reading are so damn desperate to do it.

Gee I guess nobody should discuss anything if it makes others uncomfortable. Not like that would lead to teenagers being arrested under megan's law for taking nude selfies and sending them to other teenagers who would subsequently be arrested, that would be ridiculous!

talent that is wasted on fetish. Could you imagine what kind of jobs he could get with that talent, but caters to fetishes instead? Sad, real sad.

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Is this a leak? This can't be real, how long until fox news starts talking about "the Holla Forums guy"? I think we should start celebrating, we have successfully take the place of halfchan of being a bogeyman for the normalfags.
All I can say is LOL

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Yeah, why doesn't he cater to MY stupid fetish instead?

10 years later

There are some SJW's that organize using reddit.

Oh and while we are at it.

Are they even up to actual organisation

They're mainly just some buffalo bill motherfuckers shooting up estrogen and signalling how much they hate white men on twitter every 5 mins

The date listed isn't the publication date. After looking it up, it's apparently the date when companies are supposed to pull the magazine from the shelves for the new ones.

Just one more thread.One more LOL thread and I'll be free of this burden forever

Please stop posting these.

I bet the person that makes these is the most boring motherfucker on the planet.

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Wrong thread

god damn wew

geg

mere COINcidence

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Nevermind

They straight up break the rules of reddit, and aren't banned because they have friends who are admins. It's fucking sickening how much of a shithole one place can be.

I wonder which race this writer belongs to.

korean?

It used to be 4chan and Holla Forums. Does this mean we, as a bogyman, are growing to them? I don't think we've done anything lately, unless /baph/ is at it again. I haven't been there in awhile.

For when people need a hugbox from their hugbox.

We did it 8ch.

We are the crowned shithole of the internet.

And i will wear that crown with pride.

Never heard of it, which I guess is good for their community since not a lot of people know about it, or maybe I am just projecting too much.

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I think Holla Forums and gamergate are the reasons we're so "scary". That and all of the shitposting scaring people away.

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Nazis and pedophiles will forever be our shield against the normalfag menace. These men are your friends. They fight for freedom.

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I don't even know how I managed to do that. I even intentionally saved it as a .jpg just to keep it small.

Did you save it for web or just punch it into photoshop, add the brackets and save it? Photoshop adds a ridiculous amount of bloat to raw files.

You can't lose something you've never had.

I'm not going to bother clicking on that second image. I'm going assume the entire article is more normalfag bitching that the internet is a shitty and dangerous place, like it's suddenly a new fact and not something people have known for almost two decades now.

Paint.net. It's usually pretty good about his sort of thing.

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What's the context?

Here.

This is an abomination.

They were wondering if that was Alf or not

But was it Alf?

I don't know

Fucking newfags I swear

Looks like nobody will.

So was it Alf?

i guess it's the timestamps

Most likely.

That's why he's the angel that delivers them, he has to send people there, but he did good games so he doesn't have to STAY there.

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nobody cares about your cancerous baiting bandit, I told you this yesterday

Took me a sec

TIME, 2016

Congratulations 8ch & Holla Forums. We did it!

I'm proud of you guys, in the same way an exasperated father is proud his retarded child pooped into the toilet this time

Fucking pathetic, how do these pansies live with themselves?

The thing about this is that it was alf being fucked in the ass by the guy from tool time or something.

Demaning banner.

Ayy, that's pretty good.

Anyone know if the rest of the article is up online? I can post the rest of it if anyone's interested.

Try to find it, i can use a laugh.

Lifted from wiki: "In 2008, Stein, being Jewish himself, wrote an article for the Los Angeles Times titled "Who runs Hollywood? C'mon". It attempted to highlight and yet argue against the importance of supposed Jewish control over Hollywood."

Gasp.

Let this be known that this site has gotten so strong, that we are what halfchan was back in 2006.

We're living the dream, baby!

it's an "anonymous" location-based smartphone app. the devs will locate and deanonymize anybody who posts something problematic, so it's useless.

we wouldn't be here if we were

Pure coincidence.

And this is bad because? I fucking hate pedofags, but I think it's perfectly fine to discuss about it.

I guess you like different kinds of dreams then.

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add - Time 2016

I doubt they do much living.

Oh, I have an idea (((you))) little scamp.

WE'RE BACK BOYS!

What did he mean by this?

This is perfect.Less than 3 years and we surpassed halfcucks.
At least for the first years,thanks Hotwheels you glorious faggot.

Here's the complete article. It doesn't have all the little graphics like the printed version, but I'm positive that the text is the same word for word.
archive.is/tHn9A

A NEW AGE

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That is a lie, a cruel lie

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This gave me a legitimate LOL

LOL

Time went to hell, but it probably always was shit, sticking to the bigwig approved narrative. Things are lookin' pretty bright.

Where were you when Holla Forums took over information to the masses.

QUALITY COMEDY

Fantastic. Now we just need to summon Mark.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Stein

"His family is Jewish."

one of these days you kids are going to start paying attention to old uncle Holla Forums

HELLO FELLOW 8POLLERS

WHO HERE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT POSSIBLE VIOLENT ACTS, WHITE NATIONALISM AND CHILD PORNOGRAPHY?

I AM NOT A PARTY VANNER

XD

FBI SUCKS, AMIRITE GUYS?

MARK MARK MARK
MARK MARK

oy vey annuda chanology, get da jessi slaughter noods

Neat

Nah.

They're not allowed, nor are they our friends. But the fact that they call nazi and pedophile as their last defense is fine by me. It means that's all they have left and they're on their last legs.

Oh mark~

Brother! How could you have missed the latest masterplan? We're crashing a plane with no survivors in like 3 weeks or so.

MARK

LOL

Ayyy

MARK

2016 is our current year

I'm dying over here

I don't really know Reddit, but didn't they only ban the communities that were actively raiding other places because it got people on Reddit's ass or something?
I remember hearing about the fatpeoplehate thing, people getting pissed, and then other people countering with proof that fatpeoplehate was actively targetting people with harassment.
I'm not really against harassing fat people, but really, talk shit get hit.

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It's a Dutch name. Literally any Dutch or German name can also be the name of a Jewish family. You really need more evidence than "it's possible", you tard.

hello jidf

Read the thread, nigger, the author is confirmed Jewish.
Also, most Americans with "German" sounding names, especially those ending in -stein and -berg, are Jews.

I'm not sure how a website that threatens students and professors is less "trolly" than reddit.
I mean it's fucking reddit, the San Francisco of the internet.

Germans that thrived in the US were mostly jewish migrants from the wars they started behind the scenes,

Can somebody explain this fucking (((parenthases))) meme to me? I really don't fucking get it.

Will Wright never lied, he just had his soul crushed permanently until he wanted nothing to do with video games anymore.

Some Holla Forums thing, they put it around Jewish names. I don't really know how it started.

lurk ((((moar))))

Then post that confirmation, not a fucking answers.com question that literally says "it can be a Jewish name" as it that means shit.

get out of here, Holla Forums

Moen is absolutely not a Dutch name.

I have lived here for 15 years now and I haven't heard that name even being mentioned. You cunt.

It's simply part of the (((coincidence))) detection process.

It was an extension for Chrome that would put parentheses around Jewish names as a sort of "blip" on a Jewdar.

it's cancer. plain & simple

THE INTERNET HATE MACHINES LIVES

I've been lurking here since moot jumped shit from halfchan. As far as I know, people just fucking started doing it for no reason. If it's some GamerGate or Holla Forums thing I would have missed it, because I just play video games.

Look at the bullshit that article is spouting, there's no reason to think that what they're saying about that site isn't at the very least a big overstatement too.

Is it not? If so, honest mistake.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Stein
Read the thread like I told you to, you fuck.

Maybe you should just give lurking a couple more months?

It's a TRS meme.

fucking

there's a podcast who'd add echo to jewish names
the listeners started adding the parenthesis as a written version of it
it caught on

New banner

Apparently it's Nerwegian rather than just Dutch. My bad.
I mostly hate this trend of "Germanic sounding name? Must be Jew." to the point where faggots here see a -stein or -burger name of a fucking German dude and assume Jew.

It's a Holla Forums thing.

Rule 33, faggot

This meme (((happen))) before imageboards exist. Original is a joke about jews in multiple Mel Brooks films.

How did you miss the fucking thread that hard? I was talking about Moen, not Stein, you retard.

Don't spoonfeed the faggots, they'll want to stay

Why the fuck are we talking about some SJW whore who writes a sex comic?

She's definitely a kike, and you must be her cuck husband throwing all this effort into assuring I can't possibly be naming the jew.

it's rule 3(2)3.
nice dubs.

There's a magical feature here where you can click the number link in the post, and you can see what the people are responding to and get the entire context of the conversation. I know the internet is hard, but you'll get the hang of it.

MARK
MARK
MARK
MARK
MARK

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Wait, what? Which movie by Mel (((Brooks))) did invent the parentheses meme exactly?

You're not very good at smug. Kill yourself, JIDF.

archive.is/vgGKO

Nigger, I literally said that "it can be a Jewish name" is shit proof and nothing more. I'm not even saying she's not Jewish, I'm just saying that including the phrase that literally proves your point inconclusive is brain damaged at best.

If you want to show that she's Jewish, you should use the proof that you have, not a shitty answers.com post that proves literally nothing.

That's not smug, that's condescending or patronizing. You should learn the meanings of the words you use, or is correct use of the English language also Jewish?

Keep downboating and pretending you're witty, kike lover.

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every lol thread should have lolcows like this

TIME Magazine: "We lost the internet"
Holla Forums awarded title of Most Trolly
We did it h8chan. We saved the internet.

But i'm the head mod of Holla Forums and the leader of gamergate

Knowing the definition of a word is wit now? Fucking Christ.

he's lying about shit he doesn't know.

The meme comes from a internet app that parenthesized jewish names, which got taken off the store.

Boys. It seems our friend Pepe won't be joining us this evening on a count of a slight case of normalfaggotry.

Well, well, well. user's night is upon us again. Shall we throw a little party, raise a bunch of fires, make a little OC?

Problem is, it's all been done before, y'see what I'm saying.

Wrong. Best reason to quit. Only reason to quit. A man has a meme. The meme attracts others, like-minded. The meme expands. The meme becomes normal. What was the meme? See that's what's been bothering me boys, 'cause I tell ya when I used to think about the meme itself it put a big 'ol smile on my face. Y'see gentlemen, humor is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy… now that's fun.

What about it? I started the first memes on this god damned internet. Before I knew it every normalfag and Chad was imitating me. Y'know what they got now? Pepe Facebook greetings. Isn't that precious? The meme has become normal boys. Time to move along.

No. No I want you to make a meme so god damn dank the Gods'll notice us again that's what I'm saying. I want all a you boys to be able to look me straight in the eye one more time and say "ARE WE HAVING FUN OR WHAT?"

Not yet.
but soon

WHAT?

Thank you.

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WE HAVE USURBED THE HATE-THRONE FROM THOSE HALFCHAN FAGGOTS! LONG LIVE Holla Forums!

i'm always wondering if people actually think toddposting is funny or clever or they're just desperate to fit in

we did it

I wonder if they know.

I wish there was a version that linked me to a page that explained why said names were being pointed out, just for clarity's sake.

Rev up those shitposts boys, it's gonna be a bumby ride

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Came to this thread for the lols

But instead I witnessed history.

Here's your (((you)))

No. jaibait, fatpeoplehate, coontown, and european kept to themselves and were banned. SRS raided the shit out of everyone and everything and was supported, even had an admin running it at one point. The admins push an agenda on that site.

Here's a webm version for you

HOHOHOHOHOHOHO
stein

It's not as good. I'm still learning on working on condensing small mp4's

user, I'M ALREADY A DEMON

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Gotta love how this amount of talent is utterly wasted on a faggot who does furry porn. No wonder 2d animation is dead, seeing as how everyone interested in it are autistic fucks.

Truly, jewdar is the most OP superpower.

Mark fuck off, barely even half of Holla Forums knows you, let alone anyone outside of 8ch

HUMONGOUS WHAT!?

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Made a banner. I played off the name of their shitty tabloid.

Artists, specifically animators, tend to be degenerate as fuck.

Furry shit pays the most.

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Thanks for the OC, user.

Do you have brain damage or something

I can confirm both of these.

Being furry and catering to furries is also the least classy form of degeneracy, directly under trannies that don't pass going into women's washrooms, and cuckoldry.

Keeping this thread visible

was this written by a girl in 6th grade middle school?

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At least lots of artists are aware and keep it seperated from the rest of their work/life. Not all, mind you, but a lot.

I want to have a copy of this, for posterity.
Is it out now? I don't feel like going an entire block just to check.

LET'S ORDER LINGUINI

Can you taste it? It is the taste of having power. If TIME fucking magazine is publishing shit like this it may very well mean some ivory towers are afraid of too many people realizing how fucked everything is.

Stay loud and condescending, anons. We will correct our decaying species with the memes.

It's out.

There's generally a good correlation between self-awareness and quality of work too. Rarely they can actually present it in such a way that it crosses a line into non-degeneracy.

This part caught my eye. Notice how the wording makes it vague, so the reader can be lead to believe the men were never harassed. However, I think the reality of the writing is that none of the men considered quitting just because they received some insults online.

They can lie all they want, but the truth is hidden between the lines.

LOL

damn nigga, you really especk me to read all dat shiet?

Our memes carry power. Kek has truly blessed us

tl;dr you're illiterate.

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I got dubs. You're observation is void.

Also how well they receive criticism. The worst artists sit in their fetish specific hugbox and don't bother to improve.

It means 'Long live Germany.'

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Thanks.

Why does it sound like adum from YMS is filming this?

I've said it before, but trying to beat subspace emissary using monthly or weekly stream of consciousness isn't impressive. Still autistic, though.

Holy shit people are still writing about this bullshit?

Haven't they realized they have lost to people's desire for free speech?
The fucking language policing experiment is over. It failed.

All that's happened is that those who participated are on an ever continuing self-ruination.

never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake, user.

yeah that's true
i need to speed up my writing
it started as something i just did as a hobby. more milking now, but i still find most of my shit funny and i've come to actually appreciate the """""""story"
it's a wild ride

gg ez

holy shit what if the drive for pc only gets WORSE from here

Time really needs to get with it

Should we write them a letter?

You know, now I'm gonna go see if he did go see it

how can it possibly be "over"? whoever wins, we lose

There is no such thing as real 'free speech,' user. The internet is just a bunch of little dictatorships.

the more the push it, the more normalfags will push back, and trust me, that's not what they want.

It's a slow process, and if they push it too far, they face a certain ousting from society.

But if they don't from here, they face irrelevance.

Either way, freedom prevails yet again.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO JEWTUBE?

SOMEBODY

ONCE TOLD ME

TOLD ME
THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND

THE JEWS WERE GONNA GOY ME

Loli isn't pedophilla

THAT I WASN'T THE BIGGEST GUY ON THE PLANE

I AIN"T THE SHARPEST CUCK IN THE SHED

you can get fired from a company or banned from a board for saying the wrong thing. In the company's case, this is self preservation, but in an online community, it's for hugbox reasons as money is not at stake.

This means that people who don't like that admin who's ban-happy over a certain topic, they leave the board, reduce traffic and eliminate profit due to less clicks, which gets ads to pull because they're getting charged for nothing.

Free speech on the net is ENCOURAGED, user. Because the one who gets offended is the one who loses.

I AIN'T THE SHINIEST SHEKEL IN THE VAULT

Are they incapable of actually kissing? Do they think it's just supposed to be tongue wrestling? We should have raped them to teach them how it's done. They're like pandas: they have an abstract idea of how it's supposed to work, but they're too retarded and inexperienced to know the details.

kill yourself are you unable to fucking count syllables
jesus christ

RUB YOUR HANDS UNTIL A FIRE STARTS, THEN CALL FOR A SHOAH ON YOUR NOSE BUGLE, FOR WHICH YOUR GIANT JEW NOSE IS ESPECIALLY SUITED FOR

BENIS BENIS PENIS BENIS A PHALLUS FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY TOO

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Maybe they do it differently in Nipland.

HE'S BIGGER, FASTER STRONGER TOO
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE
DEE-KAY CREW!!!

It's aggressively forced fetish fuel. Not supposed to a representation of accuracy.

I have no idea, that's not happening to me. What did you do?

He's wrong. I counted your syllables and they match up to the actual lyrics.

I have never seen a Jap, either in real life or animu, do a "romantic" kiss that wasn't tongue wrestling. That clips is hardly novel.

"Wasn't" is two.

Technically speaking, you could also get banned for posting unrelated things like porn on a vidya board or whatever.

WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You cucked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You cucked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wive deserves to die

WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You cucked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You cucked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You cucked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You cucked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
Lawyer into your hands
I give up my paycheck
Lawyer into your hands
Why have you fucked my shit up?
In court just fucked my shit up
In proceedings fucked me up
Legally fucked my shit up

in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

Oh my mistake. Then he is right.

You mean the tongue play? Not only its fucking hot and adorable, its also more pleasurable.

After i tried actually kissing like all normal people do, all i felt is my lips grinding through teeth of a bitch i kissed. I felt disgust. Deep kiss with tongue play is the best kiss, lip-only kissing is shit.

That kiss more akin to their soft core lesbian porn

THAT I WAS-N'T THE BIGG-EST GUY ON THE PLANE

I AIN'T THE SHARP-EST TOOL IN THE SHED

retard

So h8chan pretty much made the front cover of Time.

That's not true at all. Sites rely on ad clicks, which means they want the most traffic possible, which means they want to be as inoffensive as possible, in order to build up the widest audience they can. It's like Reddit writ large, promoting mediocrity, groupthink, and conflict avoidance.

It's big in Asia and Brazil. I think it's hot.

Are you gay?

No need to sperg out over it. It's a simple misunderstanding.

It's gross.
I'm talking about normal open-mouthed kissing, with some tongue, but not trying to beat the other person's tongue into submission with your own. That's how it's done.

I thinks it's the japs way of making the scene look as hot as possible. That's why the tongues are battling it out like two samurai on the battlefield.

Here, allow me. Thank me later.

it's more fun than thumb wrestling

That comic wouldn't be half-bad if it starred an actual girl instead of a fucking tranny

Kinda.
Prepare for incoming tidal wave of newfags and shills.

You fucking casual.

Have you ever asked a girl to tongue wrestle you, user?

I'm only 19 though.
No big deal…
right?

I get that they think it's hot, they're just wrong, and what's more, as far as I can tell, they consider it the only kind of "romantic" kiss there is. I want to go over to Japan and force a bunch of their women to learn it right.

You should also try this. Its my favorite.

are you even trying to break their fighting spirit?

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Es is it, so excuse me, my german was wrong with the other part when I said love, I mistook it for liebe, but that says It live germany, or, since german needs to be flipped around, Germany is that which lives. Or some shit like that.
Long is gross, or lang. Not es.

I didn't get my first kiss until I was 21. It was by some old lady in a karaoke bar during my birthday. Our mustaches briefly swept across each other. It was magical.

yes

But then it wouldn't be LOL.

Additionally, this is the beginning of the end for us, if what happened to cuckchan after everyone failed to not mention it during the raids like a decade ago is any indication.

I don't think their women actually kiss like that. I get the feeling it's to appeal to the otakus who've never been with a girl, and then in their fantasies this is the most passionate kiss the otakus have imagined.

shit son
I'm a loser fat beta and even I had had an actual kiss by then

Great. I can't wait for the cancer to get here. It's not like we didn't have plenty already.

Not everything translates literally you genuine autist.

I hope you're right. That makes me feel a little better.

they won't last a day, after all school starts again soon

What happened next?

honestly my man

Good job cracking another case, Kojak.

Jesus fuck.
Might as well see how long you can keep your combo going, at this point.

he got what he deserved. I got zero remorse for that guy.

Would be pretty easy to edit I would think

Aren't Illya and Kuro in elementary school.

Isn't it more accurate for them to be sloppy first timers.

And is that what English speaking countries put on their banners? No, it's "Long live [country]", so that's the actual translation. That's what it means.

Since they went out of their way to mention CP in the same breath as Holla Forums I don't think anything will actually happen.

I think you seem pretty skilled. Have you done any edits like it yourself?

no but you'd think they'd ban him for an actual fucking reason

I didn't kiss a girl or lose my virginity until I turned 21, but it was only until I got my shit together and started socializing with people

Oh, ye of far too much faith.
All good things are eventually destroyed or perverted. It's about time for another generation to be shown this firsthand.

But that's exactly what you are doing.

We tongue wrestled, I of course won

I'm fit and decent looking but I don't socialize at all, that's the problem. I just read, play video games, and go to the gym, I don't feel like picking up a new hobby just to meet girls and randomly talking to women I don't know doesn't seem socially acceptable.

IT'S ADULT PARTY CARTOON ALL OVER AGAIN

WAKE ME UP

What'd you win?

I'm tired of avatarfags clogging up 4am. The sooner they're gone, the better.

Ritsu/Yui pls go.

Got a job?

Hey uncle Holla Forums, I've been meaning to ask: Do you think we'd get better results if we pushed against the actions and individuals causing everything to be so shit directly, and silently guide the masses to realize who the "organization" behind it all is? The modern normalfag will simply not ally himself with the swastika.

I'm at this point myself. What do you do to pull it together? Anything you can suggest or give advice on?

i've only been to like 3 or 4 4am threads

Then don't. Go for the high score and become a wizard, or whatever it is permavirgins tell themselves.

They were told a week in advance that it would happen and their response was to double down and start tripfagging too. All avatarfags can go get fucked for all I care. They think the same way about the rest of the board by the way.

Eh, we'll see. Nothing much happened after all the publicity Holla Forums already got in the past.

More kisses and you know we groped each other while doing it

I have one.
There are no girls there.

Humans use their tongues to trade pheromones, a practice used for detecting if two mates are suitable for each other.
It's totally the most normal thing you can do.

Sorry that you guys think everything is ironic, you double niggers.

Hope springs eternal.

It would be LOL if it had Erin.

So something like pic related except with a decent chastity device?

Did you do the dirty dance between the bedsheets?

1. Start Exercising. Do a few months and give yourself some tone. Usually to the point that you have broad shoulders
2. Buy some fashionable clothes
3. Clubs are the best places to go for one night stands
4. Get some good friends that aren't autistic and look attractive.

to lewd

Well next one you meet, just show them these trips and you're in

getting rid of avatarfags is neutering the whole site? am I missing something?

what? porn is allowed and is commonly posted, it's only bannable when it's a dump

Pretty much.

Never look for love at a workplace, just like you'd never eat where you shit, or shit where you eat.

That's retarded and I don't believe you.

You are now imagining a world in which people like us are socially acceptable and normalfags are shunned.

I always assumed kissing in general was invented because men would go out and pick up germs and then he'd come back and give them to his lady and they'd both be able to develop an immunity and have strong babies.

Or something to that effect.

That's a pretty specific idea to just rest on an assumption, user.

One theory I've read is that it's based off of mouth feeding from a mother to a baby, and over time the kiss became associated with affection.

I might have also read it somewhere at some point. Don't care to look it up though.

were both virgins and she hadn't seen a real penis before mine, but I did break her hymen

You don't look there, but getting to know girls there, hanging out with them, meeting their (girl)friends, etc, is a decent place to start.

I could live with this.

it's totally a thing, like how animals release their musky scents at other animals or how dogs sniff asses, humans just thought to taste their people instead of putting their mouth near a disease ridden ass. Now we have oral sex so we've basically devolved into dogs anyway

it has been done

ohaimahk

Pheromones aren't scents, and I think I heard somewhere that most people can't detect them, anyway.
I just can't believe something like that without some kind of source, user.

thx bby

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add this one too

Told you he'd show up. You're welcome.
Thanks for making a positive change for this board, you huge kike.

good

Trips demand it, Mark.

FIX THE WEBMS YOU ROTHSCHILD

MAAAAAAAAAAARK

I'll wait

I have a theory that the fewer syllables your first name has, the less your parents love you.

How have I never seen this comic before? It's perfect.

It's not like I'm happy that I'm always right

I more meant chemical shit that you can detect, I wasn't being literal you faggot
:^)

I'm not aware of any figurative meaning that "pheromones" has.

I would, but we're full right now

Because you were in middle school when it was made, like a majority of people that are here now, is my guess.

Replace the other one with that one then. I think it's better overall.

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I'm 28, you nigger.

Hey, we're the same age.
I'm not sure what the excuse would be then.

Well, I abandoned 4chan in 2008 when the cancer became acute. After GG started, I came to Holla Forums. So I still feel a little out of the loop sometimes.

There's a lot of shit on the internet a person may or may not have seen

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You both sound like newfags

here, allow me a bit of spoonfeeding then

3-angled-blue.deviantart.com/gallery/

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Jesus, we might be the same person, except I jumped ship in 07, and didn't care about GG.

Glad I'm not the only one, brother.

Just fuck each other in the ass already guys, geez

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I'll work on it. It'll be my next challenge.

HUMONGOUS WHAT!?

you are a fat and a jew and also never change

Get a load in this asshole

lol

What exactly am I looking at here, besides the perfect example of tumblr art?

Nose could be redder, and theres no long winding narrative explaining how Elquatia BrownSkin here was born with 3 penises but identifies as a femal buffalo.

I guess this is one of those steps to enforce mass censorship, while making it look good to the public.

only in certain areas, the Jews didn't show up in force until the ww1 and ww2 periods, and they stuck around in the mid Atlantic and new England mostly. both sides of my family had Lutheran pastors that left with their flocks for America soon after the franco-prussian war.

is this guy suffering from the retard disease?

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Oh.
Anyone remember when people were saying how Holla Forums and tumblr should hook up because they'd secretly like each other?

your shitting me. theres no fucking way.

hue

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Post it all.

Found it fucking hell.

I'm surprised I wasn't expecting this.

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It was so close to actually being enjoyable

The degenerate that made that is a furry, isn't it

Since I was in the artist's page making that reaction face earlier, I can tell you; no, actually. There's like two or three commissions with anthro shit, but other than that the degeneracy is on topic.

Was this done by the guy who did the comic about the hermaphrodite making jizz cupcakes who fucked the shapeshifting English cat?

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I should have saved it, it was quite a ride. Hopefully someone from Holla Forums will see this message and share it.

There was also a plot about Russian gun smugglers, magic, incest and a trip to the beach!

humongous wat

No, you're thinking of Banana Cream Cake.

g.e-hentai.org/g/968031/632c5c7518/

It's still going, by the way.

Wow, that is ugly.

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Wow, I shouldn't have expected that to turn out any other way.

I bet you kiss girls fagot

Labelle got butthurt over people rooting for the father

Labelle is a fucking loser.

Heh. You might as well see if you can go for full wizard at this point.

So, so good.