WILL THE BLACK SUN PURGE BEGIN IN YOUR AREA DURING THE GREAT AMERICAN ECLIPSE???

WILL THE BLACK SUN PURGE BEGIN IN YOUR AREA DURING THE GREAT AMERICAN ECLIPSE???
• A total solar eclipse will cross the United States from coast to coast on Monday, starting just after 10 a.m. local time in Oregon and ending just before 3 p.m. in South Carolina.
• The last time an eclipse traveled across the entire country was in 1918.
• Veteran eclipse chasers say you should prepare to feel changed forever if this is your first total eclipse. We made a guide on how to watch the eclipse safely, and another if you’re stuck indoors. We’re collecting and sharing your photos from the eclipse here.
• Weather forecasts suggested that Oregon and Tennessee would have favorable skies, and that Missouri, Nebraska and South Carolina faced the prospect of clouds and storms. Heavy traffic was anticipated in many states, but had not materialized in some by Sunday night.
• Scientists are hoping their studies of this eclipse will lead to important discoveries about the sun’s mysterious corona, which burns more than a million degrees hotter than the sun’s surface.

Here’s where the eclipse will go, and when.
The moon will begin to get in the sun’s way over the Pacific Ocean on Monday morning. This will create a zone that scientists call totality — the line where the moon completely blocks the sun, plunging the sea and then a strip of land across the continental United States into a darkness that people and other living things can mistake for premature evening.
Because of planetary geometry, the total eclipse can last less than one minute in some places, and as long as two minutes and 41 seconds in others. The eclipse’s longest point of duration is near a small town called Makanda, Ill., population 600.
Around 1:15 p.m. Eastern time, the total solar eclipse will first reach Oregon’s coast. Then it will race for the next 90 or so minutes over 13 more states: Idaho, Montana (barely), Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa (hardly), Missouri, Illinois, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, North Carolina and finally South Carolina.
At about 2:49 p.m. Eastern time in South Carolina, some lucky souls in the Palmetto State’s marshes could be the last on American soil to experience the total eclipse. Just after 4 p.m. Eastern, the partial eclipse will end and all of America will again be under the full August sun.
If you don’t live in one of these states, don’t despair: Every American state will experience a partial solar eclipse (although it won’t darken the sky like a total eclipse). In Honolulu, the sun will be about 20 percent covered. In Brownsville, Texas, you’ll see something like a half sun. Here in New York when the maximum eclipse occurs around 2:44 p.m. Eastern, the sun will be just over 70 percent obscured (and here are tips for taking in New York City’s partial eclipse).

But don’t look directly at the partially eclipsed sun.
It’s never a good idea to look directly at the sun. You know this from your daily life — look at the sun briefly and you’ll see spots when you turn away.
But the excitement of a solar eclipse may trick you into believing that you can stare down our solar system’s explosive furnace. Don’t risk it. You can damage your eyes.

greatamericaneclipse.com

Other urls found in this thread:

solarhealing.com/process/
greatamericaneclipse.com/georgia/
timeanddate.com/eclipse/solar/2017-august-21
archive.is/NBCUd
youtube.com/watch?v=tMehFkqPrE0
youtube.com/watch?v=B-DB5vlYQtg
infogalactic.com/info/CHAN-DT
nasa.gov/eclipselive/#NASA TV Public Channel
youtube.com/watch?v=wwMDvPCGeE0
timeanddate.com/worldclock/sunearth.html
timeanddate.com/eclipse/map/2017-august-21
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Thanks, we hadn't heard of this until now.

will you take part in the black sun purge, or, at least continue in your capacity as law enforcement?

I made a thing to burn in effigy to our gods and our ancestors
PRAISE KEK AND LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD

BEHOLD THE BLACK SUN!
(I'm going to shout that)

k

I like it
BEHOLD THE BLACK SUN

Christians are going to be pissing their pants, and then sooooooooooooooo disappointed.

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain..

Here's the convergence point of the 2017, and 2024 eclipses. Something interesting?

Missourifag here, storms habbening on my end as I wait for the inevitable to come to us. Also, I swear to unholy fuck if you lads memed the ultimate happening and this country crumbles on itself before I get the chance to enjoy the remaining vidya to come out this year, I will haunt this fucking place for the rest of eternity. I just want to play vidya gaems, I didn't ask for any of this shit.

None of us wanted this, even Adolf just wanted to paint. But this is the roll of fate we were given.

What did they meme by this?

The benefit of living on the East Coast is if people start going apeshit in Portland and launch the DOTR I will hear about it before it happens where I am and act appropriately.

Dubs dubs checked
Wash away the REIGN
Of the yids

If this thing is as big as it was the last time it happened (1918), then this could also have huge implications depending on what happened the last time this shit came to us fully.

We need to find out what happened after or during June 8th that year, and see what awaits us. Especially if (((they))) start deciding to get ideas with this shit.

What if nothing happens?

Thats exactly what the Jews WANT you to do. You should look directly at it so you can witness its majesty

I'm seeing makanda not makada user

Checked

Checked. Witness it

Are you fucking New here friend? I'm not seeing the double double digits you're referring to

part of me is permanently stuck in "do the opposite of what jews say" mode, and it has me wondering if not looking at the eclipse is some sort of spiritual/mystic/esoteric/WhatEverTheFuckYouWantToCallit trickery of the highest order
like (((they))) are going to steal all the eclipse's power while the goyim look away and get none or something
or maybe i'm just a retard who's spent too much time here and i'm going to blind myself who knows

Since when has gore ever kept newfags out?

Sungazing confirmed for the Aryan man discipline.

solarhealing.com/process/

don't look at it without welding shades retards

BLACK SUN

BLACK SUN OVER PARADISE

shamelessly reposting
So, last night I had a spontaneous almond activation.
Some anons have equated us and our imageboard to Lain, and by God, if some big shit goes down during the eclipse, it's completely true, and the real world and the wired are merging.
So, I'll assume most of you have seen SEL. And somewhere towards the end of the show I think it was ep 9 a random Ayylmao shows up in Lain's room, and leaves, completely unexplained, seems like. Well, at a point, the show explains Roswell alien rumors and theories, and how widespread and repeated those rumors were. The fucking Alien is meme magic. It shows up because so many people talked, and shitposted about being abducted or visited by aliens in the middle of the night, and Roswell. I mean, fuck, Skinwalkers are probably real because /k/ believes they are, at this point.
Now, the Alien appearing implies that, in the show, the real world and Wired are merging, and that memes are leaking into reality. In the show, it was a pretty short time between this happening, and the wired and the real world actually fully merging. And, motherfuckers, /bane/ crashed that plane with no survivors more than two years ago.

Since then, the meme magic related happenings have been accelerating at obscene speed. Ebola chan, winter chan's reasonable margin of success, cuckchan killing Lemmy Kilmister, memeing a fucking man into the White House, and, recently the fact that the car that roadkilled that fat antifa cunt had quads as it's license plate. Even regular happenings are picking up speed. Now, when Kek returns, we'll see some wild shit.
Now, this is just my autism, but, if something big actually happens during the eclipse, I'm 100% sure that in September we'll become as gods, or blow up the planet through excessive shitposting with our new powers. not sure if bearsuits are included.

For the record, you actually CAN look at the sun during the total eclipse. But as soon as it goes from 100% to 99% eclipse, you need to look away because there's a flash of light.

You just have to be careful.

I have made the dark pilgrimage to Jefferson itself. Let it begin. My face is ready.

Oregonfag checking in.

they better be, I will be disappointed
praise kek, let this post become so

Checked your checking in
It's almost time Oregon , can you feel it?

B L A C K S U N
L A C K S U N
A C K S U N
C K S U N
K S U N
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When is the Ohio / Kentucky / Georgia area supposed to see the eclipse? Also, those "eclipse glasses" I keep seeing peddled about just seem like shit paper sunglasses, should I even bother going out to buy one?

For GA, the sun just starts to get covered at 1 PM eastern. Max covering is at like 2:35. Full uncovering at 4 pm.

Unless you can close your eyes faster than the speed of light I would classify you somewhere between careless and retarded. Look for data on how long it will last at your location (picture in the OP is somewhat relevant), remove enough seconds to feel safe and start a timer when it is happening.
Jealous as fuck.

i'm only getting like 96something% coverage where i live
guess i only get partial magic? lel

This looks like something from that thread where a bunch of fags were trying to make an american natsoc flag

Welp, according to >NASA, it'll first get started in about 1 hour 11 minutes from now. So get comfy and set up while you can, lads.

what if we memed this eclipse black sun in the first place?

Maybe it's 96.66%? I mean, my exact area is 97.77%.

Bottle of bourbon, moonpie, and four magazines of .45.


BRING IT ON YOU FUSION FUELD FUCKER

It is difficult to fathom a more gay religion.

It's fucking overcast where I'm at right now.
I wonder if it would be safer to look at the sun in that condition.

Shill harder, kikes. At all, really.

Checked man
Awesome , bourbon moon pies and some .45s
Is the moon pie Holla Forums tier treat now? Kek
I for one have always like the moon pie

It's really all-or-nothing. You only get the actual eclipse effect with the night-at-day effect and the halo if it's 100%. Anything less and you don't get the effect.

If you're not at work and you have time, I'd drive over to 100%. I assume it shouldn't be that far away from you.

In the same way that dipping your hand in molten lead is safer than dipping your hand in lava, yes.

Man, really? Niggers. I mean I could drive, but it's a bunch of rural mountain roads and shit to get there for me, even though it's close. Quite the long tedious drive for just a few minutes of full eclipse.

That's not even an actual christian thing. It's some retarded bullshit that the evangelicals made up based on their (((scofield reference bible))) and some visions that some girl had in the 1800s or whatever.

You're too late now. If you left in the next ten minutes even you would be too late

I'm ready

As I thought. Besides I bet the path of totality will get their shit fucked up

Always keep in mind, user, that it's really not whether we believe, it's that (((they))) do.

The sun is unusually bright. I also feel some extra energy in the air.

The glasses are for viewing the partial eclipse. If you can time it right and only look at the full eclipse, you don't need it.

Oh fuck I hope so. I seriously am rolling for the big one , the fire
I'm a bit south of the totality. I get 92.3% and that's going to have to do. Also I fucking love the mountains

People are driving hours and hours to see it, my dude. It apparently is a really cool thing to see when it's total. If you're not that far away, I'd recommend going. If you still have time to get there, that is.

I was going to drive from maryland to SC, which would've been like 8 hours, but it's apparently going to be overcast down in that area today (while the beach where I live is beautiful up here) so I'm instead just going to the beach with my UV filter glasses instead. It would've sucked to travel down there just for it to be cloudy and not be able to see shit anyway. It's only like 85% here or whatever.

But yeah, I must stress that you ONLY GET THE COOL ECLIPSE EFFECT IF ITS 100%

I don't make a habit of staring into the sun.

Just meme responsibly.

I love the mountains too, but I ain't got time for that today.

Ain't got the time to drive that shit man. Besides, from what I've read back in May, today is the day when some sort of false god will attempt to lead people away from Kek, with 9/23 being his true awakening. That's why I'm kinda staying away from going positive for this eclipse and driving to the totality.

hmm

IS BLUEBEAM TODAY!?!?!?????

This is soooo cool! A full lunar eclipse will happen on my birthday in 2019.

WHY

Hmmmmm maybe
Definitely maybe

cucked

Checked
Kek doesn't want him to see it for some reason

Maybe something like Kek knowing that user is very vulnerable to falling for the false god's bait today, thus he is getting protected?

at 100% the eclipse will only last for 6 minutes from start to finish.
The shadow of the moon will first touch Georgia at 2:34 p.m. on Aug. 21 and leave the state at 2:40 p.m. The shadow of the moon passes by quickly, at about 1,800 miles per hour, according to NASA.
greatamericaneclipse.com/georgia/

Can I use my cellphone to take pictures of it???

My memory was correct, almost. Thank you user. Also that's a good justification for my want to avoid driving to totality. Awfully long/tedious drive for just a few minutes.

Personally, I'm rolling for a full comeback of Kek and Ammit, with a side of interdimensional portal with monstergirls pouring out. Anime becomes real, lines between 2d and 3d become blurred, all reality becomes best reality.

Well shiver me timbers.

i have my fair share of 2d waifu interests, and I am really checking those double dubs

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WEW

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Looks like the fucking Pepsi logo

I think a dose of 40k wouldn't hurt either, but less grimdark and more winning.

17 mins left according to : timeanddate.com/eclipse/solar/2017-august-21

We've got thunder here in Sweden brewing up.

Looks like St Louis to me

This is just a coincidence, r-right?
;_;

I expected :^) in that spoiler. Niburu/mayan shit is jew psyop

Rolling for Yellowstone eruption.

>(((Yeshuah))) worshiping Christian.
>his (((holybook))) is 70% Tanakh and most of the rest of the authors were either the Jew Saul or a collection of "based Jews"

sad roll
the meme will come to you, you will not bring it

WEW LADS. I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO PRAISE KEK HARDER THAN YOU EVER HAVE IN YOUR HEROICALLY SHITPOSTING LIVES


The sun is unusually bright. I also feel some extra energy in the air.
You are not alone in noticing this.
Now I'm thinking I might as well stay inside and focus on timing my burnt offerings down to the second.

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AY YO THIS ECLIPSE BE RAYCISS AND SHEEEIIT

archive.is/NBCUd

How is looking at an eclipse any worse than looking at the Sun? As a matter of fact, how did ancient people know eclipses happened if they didn't have thier (((NASA approved sold out sunglasses)))?

I know I'm going against dub dubs here, but, anime will become real. Not in the way you think, though. It's not waifus and monstergirls, it's Lain, and we're all Lain.

Wew lad

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You know how you're trying to argue that Holla Forums is Lain? Well, in the show, Lain herself is, I believe, an avatar of sorts of the Wired. She's the Wired's attainment of self-awareness after reaching a certain point in consciousness. Well, if all of this is true then shouldn't there be, somewhere in the world, Holla Forums? As in, shouldn't Holla Forums have attained self-awareness and manifested itself into our world by now? With the most popular boards defining her most prominent interests?

To honour the gods, regardless of my cold, I will embarrass myself with a poem I've enjoyed this last week.
vocaroo.com/i/s1kI9Q8CP4st
Enjoy.

KILL AT LEAST ONE NOG/ZOG DURING TOTALITY IF YOU CAN. LET THE HAPPENING COMMENCE!

dubs checked

hello fellow eight-chan user. you are definitely not from an agency comprised of letters

Lain is a shit anime

you're a shit anime

I'm in Europe and it is indeed weird. In fact, I can see it burning a lot harder than normal yet inside my house it feels a lot colder. The Black Sun (The Third Sun) is going to put us into new age, one where the lies will be purged and all the truth will be out in the open. This ultimate truth is what will drive a lot of people insane, not the Black Sun itself as it is just a a part of nature doing its thing.


Nigger can't into religion or the occult. The Black Sun stems from Hindu times, Egyptian times and Pagan times, all Aryan made things.


It will after the Black Sun has done with it always does, renew light, renew all nature and renew the times.

triple dubs in your time, check

hours don't count since it depends on timezone

hey, extra memetic power to him from me

eurocucks don't count since they're not american

you don't count since you're a faggot

How are you supposed to view it indoors?

Spain?

enjoy your noeclipse

by looking out of the magical portals to the outdoors, we call them windows

This.
It has become really bright.

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newfag confirmed

I think it will get brighter and brighter for now.

Another thing, yesterday I felt cold the whole day even though the weather was pretty good. I do not know if other anons had this too but it was telling.
The Black Sun is simply a beautiful thing of the ultimate fascist called nature and the kikes hate it.re and the kikes hate it.

AYY LMAO
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Checked
THE KIKEL FEARS THE SUN

>solarhealing.com/process/
I've looked at the sun for less than 20 sec periods since I was a kid and I'm the only one in my family that doesn't need glasses, maybe it's genetic

checked noice

You don't get to bring tapas.

LOL, OKAY, (((RABBI)))!

Yeah fuck off you tranny FBI faggot. Your friends were behind CVille, you want another one like it.

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AYYYY

The kikes fear everything related to nature. That's why they want everything to be capitalized or to be thrown into a communist machine. National Socialism and Fascism are ideologies of nature and nature is only kind to those who fight and care for her.

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OKAY, THANKS, MR. GOLDBERGSTEIN, FOR YOUR INPUT. 0.02 SHEKELS HAS BEEN DEPOSITED INTO YOUR (((JIDF))) ACCOUNT!

Good stream candidates

The Weather channel: youtube.com/watch?v=tMehFkqPrE0

The Jew York Times: youtube.com/watch?v=B-DB5vlYQtg

No more bongs from Big Ben from today until 2021

Double dubs confirms that everyone here will get free waifus once the merge happens.

But how will the brits tell the time?

NASA 2017

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IT'S HAPPENING

prepare, and get your tendies

Better Lain than Laina.

HAIL THE BLACK SUN MY BROTHERS. OUR TIME IS BEGINNING RIGHT NOW. HEIL HITLER.

IT BEGINS

This stream is shitty quality, but it has the best view

IT'S STARTING FAGGOT
READY FOR SOME DEMON KILLING?

just leaving this here

That is one of the best things I've read all week. Very very true user

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this one is more natural
youtube.com/watch?v=B-DB5vlYQtg

THE BLACK SUN HAS COME
FACE TO BLOODSHED

The eclipse signals the end of days according to some fundamental Christians.

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Dammit it's actually the next one on my list, but the alien thing doesn't really seem like a spoiler I guess.

Don't worry about it, it's not a huge scene. He just shows up, and disappears in the same episode, without doing anything.

Rahu is the occulting object today. Stop believing ball earth heliocentric nonsense.

Go away christcuck. Black Sun signals the rise of the Reich.

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Nice.

That last statue is Washington, correct? Well, I had a dream this morning that I was in an old, two story colonial house, wearing the clothing of one of founding fathers, don't remember which, hiding from hordes of nogs by acting like a statue. When a sheboon and her baby came over, laughing about destroying shit, she tried to have her baby puke on me. I swatted her out one of the windows, and all the nogs scattered.

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checked n keked

Oh go away, not even trolls like (((you))) think that

The damn moon is teasing.
ON THE SUN NOW

Welp. It's been nice shitposting with you all..

All of those questions have obvious answers if you bothered to do the research. Flat earth is the verifiable truth.

3.2 and 2.5 quakes are literally nothing user. Wait till you see 7s and 8s

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Was it a prophetic dream, then? Am I going to have to hide amongst the statues and start slapping nogs when they try and take me down?

Answer them then retard

Mhmm.
Yep, (((you))) really know about Trig and how large amounts of mass work.

fuck off

Don't let 80 IQ Raheim distract us all from the eclipse anons. Just filter

s-sorry for posting that shitty version

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What if you stopped sucking on penises?

well, dream analysis tells me it may simply be symbolic of washingtons spirit knocking the fuck out of the people trying to destroy our nations history, you may have just been seeing it from his view point

Nah from what I hear about niggers and their enablers they don't think that the sun is rayciss for not going by them, but that whites are rayciss for keeping niggers in areas where they wouldn't get to see the eclipse. Remember, it's always whitey's fault, not an outside object.

Alien SpaceShip crash lands on Earth!

no but the black skin will continue to purge all those tight white pussies you fags.

[email protected]/* */

new?

When the people responding asking for answers would rather be spoon fed than use their brain.

We can't see forever because air is dense and full of particles.
The earth isn't making a shadow on the moon.
The sun moves towards the north pole during certain parts of the year which explains how it can be lighter/darker.

These questions aren't even hard to answer or figure out. If you're stuck on them you're not very bright.

Project blue beam?

you can prove the earth is round with a simple mathematical equation and a couple of measurements you can take yourself, jesus fucking christ

Can't stop if i never started.

Now I get why the TOR id is always black.

time to go full fringe mode, i like it

Jews will never destroy the light

UKanon, here. Would I be safe if I bought some water and water-fasted in my closet for the next three days in case of Ragnarok?

Samefag, you can't see you're replying to yourself because your name is Raheim Bergenstein, 80 IQ.

Nope, it would have been entertaining if dubs though.

why do you idots even reply to the baiting faggot?
report&filter

If you knew how to do math you'd know that the same angles and distance measurements completely check out for a much closer and smaller sun. The math argument is equally valid for FE.

3 days would not be enough user, but the world won't be "le mad max le apocalpyse we're gonna die". Just happenings

I guess.

Did you forget this board has poster ID's, Goldstein?

Yeah, it's a TV station in Vancouver.

infogalactic.com/info/CHAN-DT

Do you have a TV license, if not, the cops are going to get you before Ragnarok.

Im explaining the answer you dipshit.

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God you faggots are no fun. I've looked at the sun before and I didn't go instantly blind, a few seconds wont hurt anything probably

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Earth is the ONLY planet in our solar system that has eclipses. Isn't that interesting to the evolutionists? "Oh yeah, it's just how it like happened with da big band and stuff"

but thats where you're wrong you fucking faggot
annnnnd filtered

The eclipse gets pretty close, as well as there being an earthquake there yesterday. The question is, does the sun and moon's gravity line up and pull the plug on our sweetheart in Wyoming

Yeah, that's really enlightened me. Thanks for answering so comprehensively.

It ain't gonna be yellowstone

TOP LEL
That scale is completely off lol

Yeah its interesting, I've heard lots of evolutionary psychologists that think that eclipses and moon cycles are the reason humans developed mathematical systems.

Doubt it.
You don't just yank it out. Shit needs more quakes before it happens.

It just started for me, any other anons taking photos?

they still can't explain this

To the user that got last reply in the other thread: Well played you cunt, I thought I had it

I would be if i didnt have a giant thunderstorm sitting right ontop of me

Water won't protect you from Ragnarok. Buy a battleaxe.

Top snek, have you ever left your basement? I've flown DC -> Dubai -> Philippines -> LA -> DC. I can assure you the world is not flat.

w…what did kek mean by this?

You're gonna ruin your camera dumbo

So lads any eclipse live streams?
nasa.gov/eclipselive/#NASA TV Public Channel
Heres one from nasa. Its random nasa guys talking right now.

GET READY FOR VIBRATION

I think your digits explain a lot. God is the Vibe. Lucifer is the light. Bask in the light of knowledge but always listen to the vibe.

Atheists love to say everything can be explained with science. But maybe, just maybe, that's how God did it, through science. What pompous asses to think God couldn't know, much less invent, "science".

At least cover your lens with eclipse glasses

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mano a diablo

Oh yeah bby

I saw the reply count was still at 750, so I just had to do it!

Don't forget about the monkey paw.

CHECKED

any planet with a moon can experience an eclipse user…

dont you mean no other planet in our system can experience a total solar eclipse like the one today? if so, what does that have to do with evolution, since evolution is a theory of life but eclipses are caused by the motion of a giant rock in space

Sure and if I have to partake, I'll drink the piss before eating shit any day.

Well, if God is All, then science is part of the All, so science is part of God, thus being God, but not just part of it.

Yea it will, stop being such a retard.

When you look directly into the sun your retina gets damaged.
This can result in various things
A. Inflammation that'll go away on its own
B. The damaged areas will get covered by cells, these cells can become whatever and can and will pull on your retina, resulting in permanently distorted view. See pic. You can operate this, but the chances of fixing it are low and going fully blind are quite high.
C. You'll turn blind, i have no idea why, but you can.
D. Your retina skin will create moles, these in return at some point in your life may turn into skin cancer.
Voila, you just fucked your eye to a point where it has to get removed.

Do you think they'd bully him in hell if I managed to stab him with a 10$ chink knife?

It doesnt work at any scale retard. You think a closer moon and larger light source somehow makes a smaller shadow? top lel to you.

Link to NASA stream

youtube.com/watch?v=wwMDvPCGeE0

Chat is redpilled hard

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That's not even true, is it? I thought another planet/moon had a near perfect distance for it to occur.

World Trade Center 6 movement? I thought only the WTC7 had fallen without a plane hitting it. I've always assumed that they blew tower 1 and 2 and 7, without touching the others

The earthquake scale is logarithmic. Fault lines have dozens of quakes that size per week.

37 minutes until total eclipse in Salem OR

nasa.gov/eclipselive/#NASA TV Public Channel

But part of it*, didn't mean to put "not just".

Before I let him go, I'll just drop this

This is for you. Do your Geometry and Trig homework next time.

You had enough drugs for a lifetime

cameras are more replaceable than eyeballs.

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Spicy

theyre always going to be partial eclipses if we are restricting ourselves to just planets in our system, earth is kinda of "special" because it can experience a total eclipse. if has to do with positioning from the sun but also with the size of the moon as well.

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Still, you sound like a faggot.

SHADILAY
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

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I'm okay with this

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Fix'd

Have you ever glanced at the sun before? You probably have, and unless you're having your mother write this shit for you, I'm guessing you can see fine.

Silly yanks…

PERKELE

kek has cucked you

Fam, Australia doesn't exist.

Sometimes I wonder if the time I spent shitposting on Flat Earth Society all those years ago contributed to the autism of the present generation

OVER 300K LIVE VIEWERS AND THE FOOLS HAVEN'T DISABLED THE CHAT

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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speak for yourself, my eyes are fucked.

congrats user you've influenced the jew shill tactics to being worse

Ameriga bls

Fuck lads why didn't you say this stream was up sooner.

12:44:11

That timestamp tho

Google says yes.

I have a $300 pair of pic related (dif brand) designed for pilots flying into the sun, i refuse to believe that they won't work properly because the juden told me that on the luggenpresse

Maybe. Just maybe
Australia was just used as an example, you can use literally any landmass on Earth.

That is not needed and obvious. What fucking crowd do you even want to fish for with that obvious of bait?

don't do it lad

checking that

A frog entering a house brings good luck to the house it enters.

So do minutes. A few timezones are offset by 30 or 45 minutes.

The truth doesn't fear investigation, user! Go for it!

What if one of us holds a live frog up to the sun during the moment of total eclipse? Will it open the gateway between dimensions?

How many anons are going to show up with
in a few hours?

Oh sun of gold that reflects the black sun!
Oh black sun that hides the ray of green light!
Withdraw your luminous shadow
Rend the veils so that I may see your hidden face.
Veiled by your disc
By the revolving swastika
Because the one who is hidden there is I myself.

don't only canuck faggots, guptas, and subhumans that won't use Holla Forums live in those ones though?

Only one way to find out

3.2 earthquake at Yellowstone just occurred, 15km N of West Yellowstone, Montana
2017-08-21 03:00:48 (UTC) and so it begins.
The end is nigh

I want to fuck Megumin and Satania at the same time while under the black sun

K K K

FINDA RISES

Your ching dilly ding dong must be publy tumbly huge to risky your blinky winkies using your flying fellow's spectacles.

Be careful yankeedare chan.

Okay, so what's next

Nigger. 3.2 is nothing. Wait for at least a 6.0 or 7.0

HITLER DUBS ON INTER-DIMENSIONAL FROG HOPPING

So are we saying it's like 50/50 chances that either the world is destroyed, or that Hitler was actually still alive and comes flying in with his nazi moon base fleet to usher in a new age of aryan prosperity?

The frog will just shit on you and jun9 away.

Saw it today. It was only partial though.

Do it but don't do it in the camp. That's why the fire department is on scene, to turn the hose on you pig animals.

I wish for chaos. Bring the earthquakes, floods, and zombie viruses.

I'm off today anyway, so I don't give a fuck.

no 100% chance of happenings

didn't mean to reply to you.

THE MEMES

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Really nice.

git gut fgtts

well fug then I'm in luck

Yes, a larger light source makes a smaller shadow. Draw it out on some paper.

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IT'S HAPPENING
t. Oregonanon

CHECKEM

forgot pic
sage for doublepost

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Alright you niggers, I'm on the east coast and they're only covering Commieland Oregon right now because everyone wants to see it complete and don't care if it's online. I wanna see this shit go down in real life, I'm only getting about 80% but that's enough for me. Any midwest fags out there starting to see a bit of the eclipse starting right now or is it just Oregon?

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These Double-Dubs confirm

spoiler for off-topic

Kek holy shit.

Fuggg

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kek
eke
kek

timeanddate.com/worldclock/sunearth.html
Check it. Most of the US sees something now

Pretty comfy here at the moment tbh

The totality is over the US for 1.5 hours ish. So if it's over Oregon now it'll be over the East coast in about 75 minutes.

Does anyone else hate this faggot state building in Oregon? What a fucking travesty. I used to know the history behind it and the guy. Guy was okay but fuck me is it an eye sore.

Whats really predicted is that a "falling away" will take place before the "coming". Plus in non-pozzed bibles, the the rapture will only happen after the last trumpet is sounded(out of the seven).

Thanks doc, looks like it will start soon where I am.

Which plain of Trumpet are we on, right now?

No problem. I still have 7-10 minutes to wait.

Nebraska
YES!

tonight will be the true test

Check'd and kek'd

I see Gondola wearing a vr headset.

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The ones presented in Revelations, user.

Off topic, but has anyone noticed that since the Cville thing the entire Russia thing has all but dropped off the map?

East coast here too, just 20 minutes from the beach, even. Watching from my porch and have my laptop on with me. Just going to see how dark it gets.

Talking to family earlier they were wondering if the frogs would get going.

Where are the ayyliums?

I think he means how many trumpets have sounded as of right now.

Is it habbiding lads?
t. Britbong who has seen nothing but clouds all day
Wouldn't be able to see the eclipse anyway but I couldn't even see the sun, feels bad man

June 9, 1918 the Germans launched their 4th offensive, called the Gniesenau Offensive.

I thank Arian Black Sun God every day that I was not born as stupid as you were.

Skinwalker ranch checking in. Happening here

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thank you user, I fucking love wardruna

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Gondolas are my favorite meme.

HEIL'D

The in over Oregon is almost covered

This greentext is the right answer.

Some of my favorite childhood memories are in the summer nights with family. Barefoot in wet sprinkled grass, fireflies and baby frogs jumping around between my toes.

California was just hit with 93 earthquakes

So, has anything interesting happened yet?

YES

source faggot

Source you nigger. (Am in CA, felt nothing)

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Just looked outside with sunglasses for the briefest of seconds, not even directly at the sun, and I have the image a smaller circle above a larger circle connected by a thin rod in my vision. Didn't even mean to look that close to the sun. Don't fucking do it anons.

The rapture won't ever happen. Unless you consider billions of people dying to be it. The rapture is pure dispensationalism heresy. It's what allows evangelical preachers to let faggots diddle their sons and niggers to rape their daughters.

was probably 93 0.9 magnitudes

None, yet.
The trumpets only start after the seventh seal get open.
Read KJV Revelations 8, lot of things needs to happen first.

I agree, the perfect meme.

there's been some small seismic activity around Yellowstone.

Missouri user here, will be taking pictures throughout, higher quality ones coming (dslr) when I get home but that won't be for a few hours. The Black Sun rises

Shit's kicking off when it hits St. Louis.

Fucking AIDSmoby looking cuckfuck.
GET OUT OF MY SPACE PROGRAM

dont worry about it it will go away in a few min user.

RIP camera

Really? Yellowstone blowing up right at the eclipse would be interesting.

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

What if i'm in a state like jew jersey? how long until it gets to 100% to 99%?

Got mine!

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That's normal user, I get that at night if I go from cmputer room to dark bedroom. the eye recovers

I think there is like a very partial eclipse where you are but that happens all the time. I heard there are even people in Sweden and in the very northwest part of Germany in something like two islands that are having parties for this. Fucking why, it's going to be dark by the time it gets there and they'll only get a small sliver anyway.

I didn't look at it long enough to get any dots, but the sun is definitely too strong to look at without the special glasses today.

I hate bad gondos. Faggots that don't know the difference.

You've been marked, user. It's a blessing.

Holy Shit user

magnitudes nigger

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It would be icing on the cake if california decided to sink into the ocean today.

Pic related is what I saw.

wew

fucking kek I thought that was bird shit
the fucking memes

Oregonfag here
Sun: Looks like a finger nail
Environment: Dim. Like overcast but no clouds. Temperature has dropped.
Let's go

Oh you're fucked.

Make SoCal split and fall into the ocean. Fury of the Black Sun.

Resident Delaware fag here, I hate to inform you that we won't get 100%. We'll get something like 80% I think, but I looked up some eclipses that get to around that and it isn't that bad, it's still pretty cool and the sky turns red and shit. We just won't get the ring around it is all. Probably in half an hour we'll notice something.

you feel it too?
im wearing a button up shirt because even though its supposed to be just as warm as normal

I taped 7 pairs of sunglasses together and I can see it just fine. You don't need Jew approved special solar sunglasses.

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Yurop here.
the sun is almost setting at it's still unusually bright here.
Does the moon reflect the light to the other places?

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wew

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Supposed to be at 1:23 PM?

Kek.

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I have a filter for my real camera, but it's got to sucks for all those people jewed into believing they could capture it with a smartphone

inb4 (((clouds)) block the Black Sun

I was looking for welder's goggles/masks everywhere, and the only mask was 80 bucks more than what I had on me.

It's like you fags don't want to be filled with the light of the Black Sun, no ascending for you.

IT'S HAPPENING IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES SEEK RETRIBUTION WITH YOUR GOD THE RIVERS WILL RUN RED WITH BLOOD AND HELLFIRE THE SKY WILL RAIN HELLFIRE THE FIRSTBORN CHILDREN WILL DIE DEATH WILL BE ON THE WALLS

Like the front of a Dodge Challenger?

They disabled it.

They've got kikes talking about this shit. I can't help but wonder if Bill Nye the cuckold guy or this bull dyke Jewess knows about anything that could be happening behind all this…

Minnesota is getting cuckclouded so hard.
Not that it matters much because we don't have full coverage here.

My praise has been delivered to the other side of the Great Entropic Wall.

He broke the sixth seal & there was a great earthquake; the sun became black as sackcloth made of hair & the whole moon became like blood

harbor freight welding mask should be like $30

Not even welding goggles are good enough to stare directly at the sun. With the sunglasses Its still slowly burning a hole in your eyes, you just can't tell because its a lot slower now

I just looked right at it a minute ago, albeit only for an instant. It's only a partial eclipse (probably about 90% or so) where I'm at and it was very bright, but nevertheless I could tell it was eclipsed.

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That would be pretty soon then, sounds right to me.

Or hell, it could be any minute now.

Just grab a cardboard box and put a pinhole in it.

I think I remember looking at it through a CD without problems when we had the eclipse here a few years ago.
I mean through the CD itself, not the hole in the middle, obviously. I could remember it wrong though, it's been quite a while.

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ALMOST

GOD DAMN IT!!! NO REPORTS OF ZOMBIES????? ANYWHERE???

Let them. Hopefully they will learn to think before following directions.

Just poke a pin through a piece of cardboard and look through the hole.

This was meant for you

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The grate in the bottom of a furnace?

Went too hard on a nigga

They absolutely are, you just need dark enough glass (minimum being a #12 glass, recommended #14 iirc).

IT BEGINS

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Isn't the eclipse going to pass through the Saint Louis Arch?

REACHEDTOTALITY!

The black sun is here. Thus, the Kali Yuga is ending and the power of the Jew is beginning to fade from this world.


Sieg heil!

by the way, does anyone know what animu this soundtrack is from? Welcome to NHK?

HAVE YOUR GIANT SWORDS ON THE READY

Dubdubs

REICHTOTALITY

Is the eclipse happening now? If not how long? Sorry im not an Americlap and im not sure on the time zone.

WHO USED THE GODDAMN BEHELIT?

NIGGA THIS AIN'T HOW THE SUN WORKS
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

I think so, but I'm not sure.

DOES ANYBODY HAVE ECLIPSE GONDOLAS???

What if someone projected goatsee on the moon?

All of the fags on ABC just looked at the sun without their glasses on.

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It just passed Oregon. The interesting things will start happening at it's apex in IL.

Absolutely fucking checked
Go outside and salute the sun, boys
Remember to wear eye protection
=SIEG HEIL==

kek. Let the fags burn.

The time is now.

I'm in the ~95%+ range. No totality, but things are getting spooky. It's like half-dark, the colors are muted, like in a dream or something. Tried to get a picture, but it only shows up as a big glare on my phone, even through a filter or one of those projection boxes.

We're on the 5th angel/Trumpet. The locusts are the shitskin hordes.

The total black sun passes through 14 states mostly populated by white people. hmm…

checked again

dangit
Sieg Heil

It begins

The ring also turned blue/purple

Does the black sun signal the birth of the American Caesar?

Pretty much. Poo in Loos use UTC+05:30 for example.

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lady on the weather channel crying kek.

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I dont see shit.

PBS is live chat still up

Nigger announcer on NASA TV couldn't figure out how to read the teleprompter and kept fucking up.
Bix Nood Muggafugga.

Welcome to the club faggot

link?

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YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT

I don't think I'll even see the effects of it from here.

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They're just fine if you tip 'em.

The sun outside is still normal, I don't see anything special.

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You'll notice it getting darker user. It got noticeably darker in CA.

that chat..

God I hope so, I'll finally be able to larp Dark Souls for a bit.

my city is covered in coulds, i cant see shit :(

Clean the shit off your lens.

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What the fuck is with that chat? It would occasionally pause and then suddenly a fuck ton of comments appear

Has it reached you yet? I only live in a partial eclipse area and it's VERY noticeably darker outside right now. It was at it's maximal in my area a few minutes ago, I'm near the west coast. It's moving east….

Probably because of all the spics, it's the same level of brightness as it was at 7am here in NV you fucking spic

those digits

More?

Whoa, a plane just COMPLETELY eclipsed the sun!

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going so hard it froze my browser

My area is getting cuckclouded also.

I don't think it peaks on the east coast until around 2:45est

witch is the major happening city?
i'm looking for the right stream for the one that passes over all the cult shit

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It changes from less sunny to more sunny for some reason.

oh boy

REMOVE YELLOWSTONE

East coast Delawarefag reporting again, starting here with something like 5% of the sun

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SW user here. Same thin. Unusual thin looking clouds moving from easst to west. They never move from east to west.

This isn't world of tanks m8 I'm not sure that would do anything

St Louis

P R A I S E
K E K

where does this blocade meme come from? go ahead, go to antartica in a boat. NOBODY will stop you. When was the last time you tried? What massive world navy patrols all of antartica?

Damn, I thought I was the only one here.

THANKS user!

I live where it's 92% and that was pretty cool. Definitely darker out for the past 30 minutes or so and the birds were going crazy.

Fuck Shepard Smith just said that Times Square was Madras Oregon. Dumb ass! Funniest fuck up from him in at least an hour.

Nah.

There's government funded poztrails for that ;)

Fuck me, I accidently looked at it unprotected. It was less than a second, and I immediately looked away, but my right eye's a bit blurry. Am I fucked

Nah I think there's like four of us, one near the beaches but most of the rest up north, not including a few cuckchanners that I know.

Florida represent! Not in 100% but i'll be here to meme good things to happen!

temporarily

A shame about that nuclear winter conditions it would bring though.

Dude you have to tear your eye out before it infects the rest of your body

should have looked through a floppy, 3inchers are perfect for this kind of shit

You'll be fine, I accidentally did the same about half an hour ago before it started, it hurt a little more than normal but I was fine.

At least my comment was screencapped tho

He is here

Jesus Christ guys I looked right at it for a couple minutes

Fucking rad. Incidentally, I'm also seeing a B-2 bomber doing extremely low flying passes over my town. This is not ordinary.

Don't be ridiculous, your soul's not gonna come back.

I found my old 4"x2.5" projector lens and I was able to use the reflection of the sun in it to get some good pics with my DSLR. Its beautiful. I'm in Texas so its only a partial but still its beautiful.

This is the only thing that unnerves me. The birds are almost wandering aimlessly around where I live and the two outdoor cats I take care of keep looking by the sun and yowling like they sense their death and the horse across the street keeps bucking around like it can't sit still. I love animals but hate how well they freak out over this sort of shit.

It's a small world.

Dumbass
:^)

You now have AIDS

You fugged up

The frogs did chirp, the birds did sing in chaos.

I'm feeling sleepy as fuck

It's like you don't want to amplify the magic.

don't some birds use electromagnetism to help navigate during migrations. Could it be that the moon blocking some of the magnetism from the sun is setting them off.
t. I'm not a bird lawyer

Suddenly turning night for two minutes and turning day again fucks with animals because they think it's suddenly night and get confused.


But it does raise the question… Animals tend to know when some serious shit is going to happen, they sense it and get the fuck out if they can.

That happened to me yesterday.

Easiest and cheapest way to view the eclipse isn't even mentioned. Get fucked glassesfags.

I'm looking at it through an eclipse viewer I improvised from a warhammer 40k model box.

Do you have red dots when you close your eyes? I had a laser pointer in my eyes when I 9 or 10 I still see dots when I close my eyes.

Meant for

I fukken knew it, you bimbos. Anyhow, it was amazing watching the neighborhood all whipped up and then suddenly hushed tones as they realize how Sol moves hypnotically itself.

Nice strawmen, but a fiend of mine went there and they refused to give him a route card to the epicenter, they also told him they don't have permission to tell him why. What you refer to is visiting the edges, which is allowed for tourism, but the center is a no no.

I would've liked to think that maybe i'd have a chance, but they might be out of that too.

You took too much black sun energy.

You're fucked.

Sorry to be a bother, but how long is it till 11:50 in St. Louis?
that's when it starts.

Oregonfag here
No damage other than a firetruck that screamed by.
The eclipse looked like
but cooler. It looked like there were rings of light around it (think of the picture of that one atom model with electron rings)
The whole sky darkened minus one light from an aircraft above. (I would call it a ufo but it could have been like a helicopter)
The ambient light from the sun prior to the eclipse looked artificial. The light looked white as opposed to the usual yellow.
When the eclipse started and stopped the sun turned into a giant white light. The white light looked kind of like a plus sign but with curved edges.
Very cool experience!

It was 11:50 there an hour ago. You're wanting when the eclipse hits totality, which will be at like 2-2:30 pm or something.

I think what user was asking was, on whose authority and how is it enforced?

I had a green/purple dot when I closed my eyes for about 20 minutes, but it seems to have gotten better.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Cool, I'll order some right away so I don't miss the eclipse :^)

I'm stealing those bolts. And of course, nobody accepts white immigrants.

Ok, thanks user

WEW
I knew this would happen to a lot of faggots.

Anyone else feeling cold-like symptoms? I'm feeling sick and I believe it may have to do with the eclipse.

Hope I make it through the day, boys.

That might account for the birds but the cats and horse still freak me out considering I have a window near where I shitpost and one of the outdoor cats keeps hopping up and yowling hard enough to let me know he's VERY unhappy but not panicked enough for me to worry that his life is in immediate danger. Though that cat lost the litter he was raising to a possom a while ago and still hasn't really mentally recovered from it. The moon cockblocking the light doesn't help but animals freaking out for no reason really makes my skin crawl.

timeanddate.com/eclipse/map/2017-august-21
this site will help, just click on st louis on the map

If i am not mistaken it's American military, Argentina has some slight influence too but mainly American, i don't know the details.

when is the eclipse hitting bowling green

Are you white?
I feel like Hitler's about to come back any second now.

Bad news. You got Jew blood in you.

Peak is 1:17 CDT

see

Nice, you've got your daily dose laid out for the rest of your life.

West coast fag here. Just watched the ecliplse. Nothing happened except the moon bocked the view of the sun. Got a little dark for a second. Now it's not. That is all.

Did the crickets come out?

"…blah blah blah fall on a world at peace.."
this clarksville cunt wants to get poetic

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Spend five dollars at a craft store or staples. I just pulled an old plastic folder out of a closet and I'm good to go.

PBS sheckle grabbing

Thanks, user.

currently in Jew York. Will post updates if interest.

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Are there seriously people who've never looked directly at the sun before? You just see a weird colorful dot for a few minutes that can be annoying and then you're fine.

America barely has any territory in Antarctica, most of it is Australian.

Im one too, hope our paths cross someday.

SOON

I'll hafta check if the sun has eclipsed.

No. It was fairly quiet.

I have a plastic folder, ill give that a try

For any time related questions this one is great. Simply look up the time you are interested in and adjust (although often given by default) the output for your local time.
wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1:17+p.m.+CDT+in+Saint+Louis,+Missouri,+United+States

Maybe it already has :^)

pls report back soon anons, could try this

So you just poke a hole in a plastic folder?

It seems all of the eclipses are done. Am I correct or is there one livestream left where it has yet to reach?

Got a pair of welding glasses, holy shit I can see it happening.

I'll see you on the other side anons.

t.MIfag

not hit the east coast or midwest

gg vision

I am totally going to kiss my husband with the force of a 1000 waterfalls during totality. SC! Whats up!

How many of you were there to HAIL VICTORY and still feel like you have your goggles on.

REMINDER THESE KIKES TRIED TO STEAL THE POWER OF SOL, THE ENVY AND LUST OF THE KIKE IS ETERNAL AND BOUNDLESS

About 15 or so-ish minutes approx. apparently before Kansas City gets to embrace the eclipse too. Meaning soon, it will hit St. Louis and we will then know if the happening is upon it.

FUCK OFF TEXAS I WANTED THE SPICS TO FREAK OUT

As i said, i don't know the details, i don't know who calls the shoots, precisely.
I remember hearing about America and Argentina military wise, i don't know beyond that.

your not following proper safety precautions user, your only supposed to use the kosher certified sun viewing glasses

It doesn't happen in South Carolina until 2:44 EST. We've still got anther 50 minutes of this

let's play the game of "femanon or alt-right faggot"

There are a lot of audible jets outside producing a lot of chem trails. Hmm…

I guess that's partially why some went silent.

This is extremely underwhelming due to my geographical placement.

t. Massfag

I've had a strong sickness these days, but i've suddenly felt better the moment the eclipse culminated.

>>>/x/

Thanks Doc!

Yeah, but this dot lasted for neary half an hour

Fuck off I'm feeling that shit too.

At least the death beam will miss you.

Calcium KKK

Source song of this Gondola?

her accent is causing rustling

WRONG, know-nothing solarfag. EARTH is the ONLY planet that get eclipses. The only planet within our solar system.

Is this the latest Moon Man single?

mylar plastic is translucent, no holes needed. Get a tinted translucent plastic folder and you're good to go.

I only have a shoebox and a piece of paper, and I'm planning on using it as a mask of which to see the black hole sun through.

It's like 40% covered right now!!!!!

THE PATH OF TOTALITY

Oh that, shit… Don't think I have any.

this satellite imagery looks suspicious

Or you could continue the playing with your balls game.

Ice age now

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No blackout but the
CHARGE
is strong.
I do wonder if a pulse is yet coming at the apex. I wished the best for you, the best of you.

Getting pretty dark here. Also cloudy as fuck, though. Wisconsin, btw

cucked

It's been around ~1/8th obstructed for like 30 minutes now and I don't see it increasing much for us up here. I've seen partial eclipses that were much more dramatic before when I was younger.

PURGE INCOMING

America has a few research/military bases there but they don't "call the shots" when it comes to visiting Antarctica, that's 100% horseshit.

Thanks mein dude.

It's composite imagery you dunce.

Of course the day this happens is the day I'm in the fucking shithole of SoCal. Fuck this place.

It's up to like a quarter here, I'm just waiting for it to get darker and for animals to start freaking out. Fucking no one in my area seems to give a shit though, too many normies.

Fox News broadcast says it hasn't passed over Illinois yet, but it passed over us in the West Coast already. Isn't it moving west, meaning the east already saw it, or is this a re-air?

THIS THE PATHWAY OF TOTALITY

Nice. I heard Chain O Lakes and little Dublin is nice this time of year

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Anyone else watched it in Oregon? Pic related is eclipse glasses on my doggo. She became very confused and sleepy during the eclipse.

I'm also in socal and it was breddy gud man. Got some glasses.

I give a sh*t. Just checked it out again. It's pretty cool! Totality in 40mins! It's going to be great!

I said military wise. I was talking about military all along.

Antarctica is a pretty large clusterfuck. Everyone wants a piece of that because there might be yuge oil deposits ready to be harvested, but no one has a solid claim on it's territory. Well, actually Argentina does but they keep getting bullied by everyone else.
Fun fact: That's part of the reason why argentines get pissed about the Falklands, if they're recognized as british land then the eternal anglo can claim a part of Antarctica as theirs.

GUYS PEOPLE ARE RIOTING IN MY TOWN WHAT DO I DO

I saw the May 10, 1994 eclipse. It was a really clear day, so it was pretty cool to see.

This "CRAZY SHIT IS GOING TO HAPPEN GOYS" faggotry around the eclipse is a psyop.

Neat!

Cease shitposting

It's increased a bit in the last 10 minutes, close to a quarter now here as well. My cats are with me on the deck and both of them seem uncharacteristically subdued.

Bah, damn thing barely touches New York and I doubt I live in the optimal area.

southeast fag here
I hope the eclipse vaporizes these little jewbugs

fugg


No, you're retarded.

if any user dont have any eclipse glasses but have two set of polarized glasses you can pop the lenses out of one set, set the lens at 90 degree angles from each other and put those infront of your second set of polarized glasses. Works great 10/10

As in visiting the military bases?

Anything that happens else is just the cherry on top.

Checked
Dub pug dubs of totality

It was all I hoped for. I could smell the earth awake, the frogs chirping, the birds in chaos, those around me in awe while they attempt to understand.

Toronto reporting in

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My cat is a little goncerned and has been wandering around to me and back to other parts of the house. So far there aren't that many side effects but its still early.

Why did you post this? Why?

fucking cloud cover preventing me from seeing anything

I'm just hanging out now watching this clear blue summer sky staying vigilant for our Haunebu craft.
REMEMBER TO SIEG HEIL AND SHADILAY AND ROMAN SALUTE WHEN YOU SEE ONE
HAUNEBU 2 I BELIEVE IN YOU

I'm surprised there wasn't more of that in this dogshit supposed dog loving leftist shit hole they have made.

Probably because shitposting is a art or somethign.

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that's a funny shaped moon

Same here user, it's one of the highlights of my childhood memories. Was absolutely mystifying, definitely one the first moments in my life when I found myself in awe of the universe and questioning my own existence.


I have 3 cats and a doggo and they all seem subdued more than usual. The two felines with me on the deck are purring loudly though.

Ironic you say that. There are a few hornets or wasps flying all of a sudden outside my window. Now there is just one that flew into the inside of the window plane.

LET ANIME FLOW INTO REALITY'S VEINS

They supposedly love their animals but not a single whisper on the local news about protecting their eyes from the glory that will never leave one's eyes.

checked

l-lewd!

No, just military presence.

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It's Jack from RLM

You'd think a crypto-kike would want to fly just as the rest of them are attempting to Israel. It is confirmed the heavens are for white men and why NASA is in eternal idle.

A just, and reasonable dubdub.

"on ho Mo" indeed.

You shouldn't be worried whether 8chans manifest consciousness already exists. What you should be worried about is what if the manifest consciousness of Holla Forums is this autistic neet virgin we keep hearing about?

Getting cloudcucked here.

It seems rather coincidental that the sun and the moon appear the same size in the sky

"Um, yes, I do indeed enjoy wearing earrings like how girls do"

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Same, but it looks eerie outside. It looks like viewing a color film from the 1940s

Saw that one too. All I had was the ghetto paper and pinhole method though. At least this one I got to see along with my children.

Kill yourself.

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Well the crickets get pretty cucked when it passes.

It was a good post. I approve of his post.

Funniest post in the thread yet.

maybe because they're at different distances

What is distance?

(Checked)
Shit happens because of a combination of lower overall light levels, a sudden drop or stagnation in temperature, and the absolutely fucking weird shadows and saturation during the eclipse. It's completely incongruous with the circadian rhythm so animals tend to instinctively go to sleep or do their evening tasks, yet the smarter ones know it's fucked since their biological clock is telling them otherwise.

The absolute weirdest thing during an eclipse is the bizarre lighting. It's as if the contrast gets higher, the ground saturation drops dramatically, and the sky itself seems darker without a corresponding drop in saturation or change in base color.

Left is Oregon right is south Carolina

It will, but it'll be Genocyber

True, that's why this is something really amazing. Realistically the size that you would observe could be very different, if we even had a moon at all, but it just so happens that it's within that small enough margin where light can go around the edge and have an eclipse like this.

Yep, paper and pinhole here, too. :)

Enjoy the full majesty of the Black Sun my brothers. It has been ruined for me by subhumans.

Will u make her my gf pls

Exquisite. I hope that's not a yid female in the shadows. Theatricality and deception are powerful agents.

RIP rest in peace camera

Just saying its interesting you fucktard


I'm fully aware of that

That other user was asking who has authority over Antarctica and I'm telling you it sure as fuck isn't the USA for vast majority of that land.

BUT OF COURSE

You know what to do user.

Hopefully the black sun will annihilate all of the subhumans in the country.

I just want to see day turn to night.

Trump wins again

black sun bless

Boston Globe still hasn't figured out that most of the country is red

Hold still while I kill you

out of all of the realities that exist, and all possible configurations, someone is bound to live in a world where it is as it is.

also, the moon is slightly bigger, otherwise there would be no total eclipse

They can't help themselves. Or more like, the jews say do it.

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Wew, rather buttblasted for simply pointing out an interesting coincidence.

The irony will always be lost on them.

BUT WE LANDED ON THE FUCKING MOON FIRST GOY
HOW DARE YOU

I know, there's not only America involved, other countries too, but military wise, America is the loudest.

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Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

And it happens to be us.

:^)

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Oh well. Hopefully there won't be any clouds here in 2024.

POPULAR VOTE

BROTHERS
MEME IRRESPONSIBLY

Pic of the little fucker trying to get in my room. There were about 4 or 5 of them buzzing around my window screen a few moments ago. You can't make this weird shit up.

I don't see no clouds user, what're you talking about?

HEIL MY BROTHER FOR WE ARE IN THE NEW AGE, THE FOURTH REICH.

i don't see why she'd be a kike

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Most pets aren't dumb enough to look straight at the sun

I STILL FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE GOGGLES ON
PHANTOM GOGGLES NO LESS

Inside at my computer, I don't know if I'm getting cloudcucked right now or if the darkness is starting, I better check it out.

Gets you thinking.

it have to be somebody, and in the point of view of those who landed on the right spot on the roulette of moon sizes, they will always ask:

A daddy longleg came out of nowhere whilew watching eclipse coverage on Fox News and then came up to me.

tfw cloud cucked

Amazing. It really does look like a black sun.

Is the eclipse still happening? I missed the one in Salem.

Well, no green ray for wyoming… just a purple ring. What does this mean?

Checked for eclipse-powered overman babies

(checked)
It sure does.

BANE

gets me checkin' too

And checking.

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Just making sure, dear brother.

Hivemind.

(Checked)
The future looks brighter than ever before.

I'M CUMULUS
I'M WHITE
I'M CLOUDING UP
YOUR SKY

It will be happening soon brother.

I'm not really paying attention to it but how could people tell an eclipse has even happened.

This shit is nothing like in the movies and I am in an area were I get 98%

SO DO I

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What a lovely absolutely beautiful day.

Starting just a bit. Crickets are chirping and birds got quiet.

checked

555 was Hitler's party membership number

Wow. A sepia filter for 35 minutes…

I looked at it

Holy shit, 555 confirmed Hitler trips

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Shit, crickets just started up here too. MI here, black sun is about half visible. It's getting darker here

oy vey

>We may have 555 little Hitler children being born right now

WEWWWWWWWWWWW

Fuck it, the sooner I move from this shithole the better. There will be another one in 2024.

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Checked.

THE DEJA VU IS REAL

3 corpse flowers have bloomed

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It sure
GETS
me thinking.

Is this a good thing?

WEW LADS

Post your face when the leftists got eclipse cucked.

1999?
Lucky I guess.

Hashtag that and see who bites.