Todd Howard is final boss his lies are too much and the game becomes about recruiting an massive army of fans to take over the world for your emperor.
Holla Forums is put in charge of directing a new Paul Blart video game
Hunter Hughes
Jonathan Cruz
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Jace Clark
Dead Rising with no zombies.
Adam Mitchell
designer fag here, anybody want to open up Game Maker and make this a reality?
we have a due date of two weeks
Ryder Stewart
I did it
I have every meme on my computer
Jace Campbell
How do we avoid copyright problems?
Dylan Baker
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Ryan Richardson
What copyright problems?
Leo Kelly
So you want Yakuza: Like a Mall Cop?
Xavier Foster
You are Paul Blart, a mall cop who wanted to become a real cop but failed because of your hypoglycemia. You love your daughter more than anything but nowadays, there is a hole that even her body cannot fill. You want love. Journey through the gorgeous open world mall setting as you try to uncover a dastardly plot by a bunch of skateboarding baddies while simultaneously completing the Day 1 Amy Amour™ DLC! Customize your Segway with tons of options available to you through the innovative Jelly Donut lootboxes! Laugh out loud as Paul makes fart jokes, fat jokes, and being out of the loop jokes.
$59.99 plus a season pass for $19.99 that will include all the upcoming Paul Blart skins.