I want to _BE_ Princess Peach

I want to _BE_ Princess Peach

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Why?

99% of Holla Forums wants to do the same thing.

Same

Just admit you want reptile cock while wearing a dress. Has nothing to do with peach.

I want the witch doctor.

pleb

gross

I want to be _happy_

But seriously, try this and post back. I want to see if this works.

scratch.mit.edu/projects/3110453/

I wanna stick my dick in both of them and start a family with either one and have a wonderful loving relationship with them.

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I want Zelda to fuck me in the ass while being Princess Link.

Yeah, I'd probably still hate myself and want to die. But at least I could drown my sorrows in meaningless sex with attractive men, instead of just liquor and video games.

You can Nep right the fuck off, dude.

I want to be Wario. Already fat and gross enough.

I want to ride behind her in her cart or on her race bike

you could get fukked

Life is pain

It doesn't.

Nice 8000 neps man but you can't stop my desires. I would nep a nep too you can't stop my love

I want to drink tea

Keep going, I really want to see if believing you are video games counts as avatar fagging.

Probably.

Colonel, this is Snake. I managed to infiltrate past the guards.

I want to smell and hear Messia willams FARTs

Woah don't set your sights too high buddy. Also this is what I'm using as a reference, here.

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i remember we had those threads about some guy wanting to be a little witch, having tea parties with other witches and wear frilly skirts

i think that guy died…

posting relevant flashes

Never ever.


Dude no.

I want to fuck both forms of Midna

>tfw no tall amazon gf and no shortstack gf to have threesomes with

Disgusting

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If only swf files worked

You should be able to download them and play them that way.

Well shit, I didn't know that worked

It'd be pleasurable, but wouldn't necessarily make one happy.
Also I don't want STDs or bastard children tbh fam.


I don't want to have my sorrows drowned, I want to be happy.
I'd have no qualms being a grill if I wasn't thoroughly self-loathing and perpetually sad.

Good work, Snake. Age hasn't slowed you down one bit.

IT'S-A ME, MARIO! WOO HOO

You know we haven't even broached the topic of the social ramifications of being Princess Peach yet.

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You'd get glamorous dresses, which you'd wear to the parties you throw all the time in your castle. You'd get to rub elbows with celebrities, valuable businessmen, politicians, and other high profile individuals from the Mushroom Kingdom and other distant lands. You'd be held in high regard by these people and your subjects alike. You'd obviously have your choice of any male and female sexual partners, and a harem of personal sex slaves. While not fucking, partying and socializing, you'd be in command of the finest personal trainers money could ask for, along with cutting edge, state of the art equipment and technology, as well as a small team of personal chefs, which will help you stay in top physical condition for all that tennis, golf, go karting, soccer, and basketball you do with Mario and the rest.

Yeah, I imagine Peach lives quite the lavish and comfortable lifestyle.

As someone with moderate experience in self hypnosis I should probably mention that it helps when you're hypnotizing yourself to do/feel something you deeply care about rather than doing it on a whim. And there's more than a little playing along involved anyway.

But, no one said they wanted to be Princess Peach in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Just imagine, you've got through high school, but you haven't gotten the muster or money for college; going through the occasional odd jobs along with unemployment cash have gotten you through the first year by yourself, but with nagging from your parents and a high score from the placement tests, you've registered for classes and tomorrow you enter the next stage of your life.

But what's this? In the morning the alarm rings, too many tries to hit it, yet you got plenty of sleep. Falling, near falling, and up, your body feels light, uncomfortable, too forward.

Half an hour later you're out of the bathroom, any faint wants of self pleasure fading as you miss your first day of college. Have to go. Can't go. Have to go. Can't go. A call to your dad, he doesn't understand, a mind racked for proof of identity, embarrassment feeling too hot on your new skin. Your driver's license doesn't match, and your mind races to dark places on the wings of panic and terror; the old you no longer exists; the world does not move on your signal.

A knock on the door, a couple quiet minutes, panic subsides. You can cancel classes, it'll cost little. The apartment is paid for, and you can use the tuition money you put out yourself on a couple more months of housing and food. Your dad knows some people round town who would appreciate a hand, a girl's hand will, you know, make them look good too. it'll work out. It'll be fine. Clothes aren't a problem yet, you've lost more than you've gained there, perhaps the one immediate upside.

The first night. Cars pass by minutes apart in the street, distant shouting. An open window brings summer heat turning into cool breeze. You'll survive. It's a meaningless phrase, but, there's something nice about thinking it. Blankets pulled off, t-shirt's done a three point throw onto the door into the living room a while back now. Maybe now. Your hand slips down, something comfortable starts to happen, flipped over, now your front is burning, rubbing against the sheets, hotter, hotter, the noise down below fades as FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FLIES WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN GET HIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN WITH THIS FIVE SUBJECT NOTEBOOK GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU BUZZING CUNTTWIZZLE

FUCK FLIES NONSEXUALLY

I know that feelio.

:/

I think that might have been me. It sounds like something I'd post.

I'm still alive, my friend.

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I don't like flies. I really don't like flies. Also somehow that ending works both in the sense that the character is interrupted by winged nuisances while also I too am interrupted by shit flinging floaters, which is nice, and has also helped me realize that it's ok to talk to yourself instead of typing everything down.

Why can't I be a cute and happy 2hu?

Because life is often unfair

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What the literal fuck is wrong with her face holy shit

She's English, not much else to explain. Possibly the most butterface nation out there.

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user, do you actually want yo be a girl, or do you just jerk off to the idea of being a girl.

because I do the latter

I was born with this and it fucking sucks.


especially since I want to do this.

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I want to have sex with Peach.

Whenever Holla Forums posts those online sex games for the purposes of trolling, I play them seriously and let guys typefuck my brains out.

same here. Got any good stuff you'd like to share?

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You want to sit around in a cage for weeks while some fat Italian bastard is working his ass off on a fun adventure to save you?
Don't you think playing the guy who goes on that fun adventure would make for better gameplay?

Can I get under your desk and suck you off while you look at pics of Peach?

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only if you're cute.

I tried similar stuff in the past. It only works if you've got a mind that's open and receptive to suggestions, commands, etc. I don't and thus cannot be hypnotised.


Yeah, but the guy had trained his mind to be susceptible to hypnosis for two years and even then it took him almost a month of listening to the same file to achieve the full effects. At that point it's not even about hypnosis but self-imposed mental trigers.

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just go here 8ch.net/tf/res/411.html

Don't mind me, just posting best girl.

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Yup she's a keeper all right. Shame she doesn't exist, or any of the girls for that matter I would be all over her or Daisy.

And take this too, I guess. You know that there isn't a lot of talented art dealing with this field.

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I'm enjoying the dump add some Daisy in there with Rosalina yah?

I said good stuff, not trash. Thanks for the board, though - didn't know it existed.


Know this one already.

Here's something in return, although it's so old you probably know it as well: g.e-hentai.org/g/33843/a4bc20821d/

I was gonna do that afterwards.

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Peach and Daisy really need their own game.

I haven't seen that in ages. Takes me back.

I want to have sex with rosalina

Reminder.

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I swear I've searched the entire internet for tg porn at this point – deviant art, hentai galleries, furshit galleries and artists, ponyshit, tgcomics… I was kinda hoping you'd point me somewhere I forgot to look, but I guess I've really seen all there is. 90% of all tg is trash, especially furshit. The other 10% are rare in a rare field to begin with, making them few and far inbetween. Fuck my life, I can't jack off to anything else and often have to just look at regular porn and play pretend

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Man Rosalina is pretty nice, most of the girls are pretty great in my mind.

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I want to have sex with daisy.

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Who's the gigantic faggot who cut out one of the background leaves and used it as a censor?

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legoman himself I think.

Can we stop posting literally who and go back to the real Nintendo Princess aka Peach

I want to have sex with all of them!

No

sure

Are you gay. Honest question. Your gonna have a hard time convincing me that you aren't.

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Which of the princesses would spit or swallow? I want my blowjob to be accurate.

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Peach would swallow and forcibly keep sucking
Daisy would spit it back into your face

peach and daisy would definitely swallow.

I recognize that art style

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52586251

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Lewder Peach!

I'm sure that user isn't gay. He just wants to be a little girl and wear cute dresses with other anons who want to do the same thing. It actually sounds macho to me.

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This, the space slut isnt even a princess unlike Daisy.

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Muh
Dick

What's the most updated ppppu.swf?

this one I think

7chan.org/fl/src/ppppSuperWiiUv5_InteractiveLQ.swf

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Nope there is a newer version chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5067741

Never thought I'd see the day of welcoming Sankaku. Thank you!

Fuck

Someone should uncensor that bottom one.

It's obvious that she's rolling out some pizza dough on a hot day, which is why she has no top on.

Probably a little, if we're being honest. But the thing is that gay men want to be men who get fucked by other men and I definitely don't want that.

it only seems to work some times. in this instance the first one will download but the second will not

well, witches are cool to hang out with. and how would you attend a loli witch tea party if youre not a loli witch?

I swear these fucking threads are case studies.

We got maybe a dozen posts about that and the rest was all waifu imagedumping.

More than a dozen. Im not sure if im on Holla Forums or /cuteboys/

That's why barely anybody other than literal homos go to these threads.

Man, Minus8 is such a shit artist.
His shitty flash animations give him an illusion of being better than he is, if you ever look at his still drawings he's terrible.

im hoping for lewds

Good for something beats good for nothing.

I guess he's pretty good at illusions, then.
Isn't that what art is all about?

who gives a shit? animations are easier to fap to

It's a sickness of the mind user. I don't know what triggered it long ago but it has been a part of me since I was starting to become sexually mature. I don't know why I have this fucked up fantasy but I do.

For me I don't have a desire to be fucked by men, the idea of having a the body of a woman is enough to get me off. When I do think about sex in that body it is with other women.

I blame all the freaky Friday rip-off cartoons from when I was a kid. That's what originally put it in my head. For me I think it's more about control than anything else. I often think about switching with another man and fucking his wife while ruining him and eventually moving on to the next victim leaving a trail of people depressed and in the wrong body in my wake.

I don't act on it (how could I?) and don't share it with people outside of the imageboards. I have a pretty normal sex life and exclusively fuck women. I don't like dick girls or any of that nonsense either.

Impressive.

isnt that how cats work?

The fact that you're fully aware of this fantasy and it's ramifications, and that you act rationally on them, speaks volumes about your character, user. I'm proud of you.

you need to lower your expectations user

I'd be lying if I said the prospect of such a thing didn't interest me at all.

Since we're on the topic, might as well post some infographs from /a/.

REMINDER THAT TRANS FAGGOTS AND DEGENERATES THAT WANT TO BE GIRLS ARE JUST GUYS SO DESPERATE FOR PUSSY THEY'LL CUT THEIR OWN DICKS OFF JUST SO THEY CAN HAVE ACCESS TO ONE.

I want to _be Asriel
pic related

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so how is this not breaking rule 8

Because the mods don't give a shit? I mean, it's one thing to make a set of rules and another to actually enforce them. Go ahead, report this thread for the off-topic shitposting that it is. Nothing will happen and neither you nor I will be surprised.

Because that talks about a series of posts acting in consistent manner that acts as a detriment to the topic, thread, or board in general, and the posts in this thread have either been about the want to be a female character, an art dump which has been postively commented on, this is important as it is different from a porn dump, and does not violate rule 3, or replies to comments on either subject. There's no (200+) here. Rule 8 isn't the "we have the right to delete all your shit and ban you at any time" clause. It's "shitting up," not "shat up," idiot.

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I need to get a list of non all shit art of peach. This is a good dump.
You will never know what princess peach smells like

peaches, presumably

Most likely.

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came to the decision of *wanting to be* a girl 9 years ago. It's not even about sex really. I just feel alien in my own skin.

If you really feel alien you should get mouth proboscis insertion and tail implants, then you can be true to yourself.

You can be a cute girl on the internet

>another tranny on Holla Forums