New thread

Good luck.

Maybe if I get drunk again the hay flu will go away

oh, oki

Why does the fucking Queen wanna fuck with streaming sites?!

Yep, sucks to be you.
Sucks to be me too, you're shit tier waifu material.

This is actually working.
goodbye sneezing

sleep is over rated

I mean in hindsight trying to upload it on my laptop's shitty wireless was a bad idea.

davai

fb message me when we good hunni

Sure thing, bbycaeks.

ur overrated

Slavs are insane.
Like... only in Russia would you see people making moonshine heroin that eats away your skin.

who wanna go dancing

post-soviet depression

...

scanner ur mean

...

dohohoho

Sorry, I just wanted to tease you. ;w;

So, if anyones to come across a copy of this track
If you could keep it to yourself, that'd be optimal in fact
Listen once, flip it over and scratch it with keys
I just don't want him stealing lines to diss me back with so please

are you gonna slash invaders?

...

im gonna decorate my house.

Oh that's cool, how do you want it?

So, how be you, Scoots?
I'm just trying to cover my ass for being a drunken fool last night.

its fine i dont remember anything im far too drunk for that

well there is a theme of red/gold/cream so imma hang swords that are also red and gold and continue the theme

god, I have an mdma hangover migraine

it's how rich people decorate

not just having expensive objects as decorations, but having them color coordinate

You couldn't go toe-to-toe with me if we were Siamese twins
Joined at the shins

hella fancy

You was drinking.... what again?
Plus, I'mma dota2

Aside from doof doof music, diss raps are the best music there is.

soundcloud.com/enjoyryde/destructo-4-real-joyryde-swurve-mix?in=erinsteph/sets/1-1#t=2:44

Doof doof like this?

Almost certainly.

*puts it in their pocket for later*

three hammers cider

...

Woooowwww... this second song is just happiness. It's like happiness is being poured in through my ears.

is it alright to shoot pure happiness in through your mouth?

Cum?

Yeah that sound be okay.

...

cum

Shh, lolis don't shave

I AM THE DEITY REVENANT
DEATHLESS DIVINITY
THE DARKNESS IS COMING TO CONQUER YOU
WITHOUT HOPE - LET IT CHOKE AND IMMERSE YOU

...

Who wants to take bets on how many booties this bothers?

Ohh that's cringeworthy

I have kind of riled myself up and now I'm too mad to play along.

Sorry.

I have autism stop bullying me!

its okay babe, i feel you, sorry shit is bugging you!

Normies disgust me.

this is why you never drink scrumpy

NOOOOOORMIIIEEEEEEZ

Yeah, that sounds like as good a reason as any to avoid it.

Depends on your normal posting habits

If this is new then it'll alarm a bunch

I made a similar posts a long ass time ago about those stupid "game" notifications.

the rude life

What happened then?

DooT, help me deal with normies.

Not a lot of anything. They stopped sending them as much and I blocked anybody who kept doing it.

destory them
also im off now, laters bae hope you feel better or some shit yo

Hmmm. I like the way you think!

I laff at normies and delve deeper into the memes.
like when i told my workmates I had "date night"
Scrumpy
we all laughed, because lol I am fucking fail
normies

Nice trips

No, if we don't act like we're better than them there's nothing left to live for. Come on, DooT. Be strong. ♥

i laugh at memes and they wonder why meme is funny
because they are normie
i make them feel not with it

Fb drama is hilarious

Sorry
Carry on

...

Man, I could really go for a pint of bleach right about now...

...

...

WHEN BOYS POST THE BOOTY

ERMAGERD

Stop you thirsty gorilla

And you too

I wanna kiss your tummy !
Then a little lower !

Sorry but the booty forces me to expand.

Oh no you don't i saw it first!

When the dong expands... booty.

One of these days I'm going to kill my ego and transcend this mortal cycle

dont we love harley though?

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS

She was fun 15 years ago

But now she's just a cashcow

Drink some fuckin gatorade

you should dress like harley :3

It would probably be disgustingly easy to find a cosplay of her in my size

Back, stomach is still in a knot. ;-;

please?

lemonade

Don't have it, make some for me. ;w;

I suppose its the least I can do

Ehhghg

The movie one?

...

Either or, the short shorts would suot you though, if we are speaking of SS

accurate

ty qt sqt

when the cutie squirts

phew~

what an intense lulu game!
:D

I dunno. Maybe you can buy me the shirt and the shorts.

I'm still worried about people going through my mail.

Fucken eww.
So whatchu upto?

source it and send me the link, deets.

watching YT and hanging with friend, jusat bought incharted 4 so friend is playing through atm
im lost to the world

...

Watching 2 best friends play XCOM2
Curling up and tired

might grab a can aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

who are your two best freinds? ._.

luka bettter be having a good day

do you have leeg installed?
wanna watch luka do kewl things?
:)
luka is cozy, just has a minor headache

No, it is a stream group called 'Two Best Friends Play' or I think it's called Super Friends Play now.

Drinking again?!
You mad man.
You savage.

oh...
at least xcom 2 gameplay looks fun to watch
:)

When did you watch Kimi ni Todoke? :o

wats that?
._.

Xcom is always fun, as much as it is frustrating

Err.. nevermind, sorry

im about to do things, but im happy luka is in the comfy zone

WEW

the abszolute

lol
that pic of the gun in the aliens face with only 65% chance to hit

hmph -_-

na.op.gg/match/new/id=2201404766

...

victory!

:(

So who all here has Overwatch?

Oops, didn't mean to link.

I wanna

'But I no have

...

Don't worry i'm here now.

Thats is pretty dank

will you play with me?

neutral milk

I want Overwatch!

but uh... i think:
Grim
Lenko
Geuro
Ban
Scoots?
Ninjah
Bebop
Lexi
Subtle
and Ghostie

I miss subtle...
they used to be such a good kind cute person.. :(

I don't think you needed to list Lexi.

It's about time.

is it a steam game

listing all the people who have overwatch.

What do you want luka

did you watch?

be nice grim

What kind of guilt trip is this..

Only Battle.net, Blizzard's platform

I bet my Nonon folder has better pictures than yours.

me irl

subtle has lost their way... :(

i want freinds... to play games with.

...

;;

buzzfeed.com/mackenziekruvant/which-pop-star-is-your-alter-ego

DO IT FAGGOTS

From your perspective I guess it would seem like that

NA ping might be butt though just saying.

I have most of them added.
Thanks

Your novice Nonon folder stands no chance.

;~;

...

What does the file name say scoots?

mine is super high quality though.

maybe tomorrow we drink wine and TC?

8hours

bECAUSE i AM YOUTUBE

I AM WORKING, others can

...

too early for mee

:c

will you fix it?

you have everyone then

because Scoots was the one who originaly posted the quizz??

Grr

...

sowwi

i won't even have woken up in 8 hours, it's like 5am, lol

or 3am

or something

I also got Kanye.

This test sucks dick.

Ask stubble what his ping is on NA.

Excited?

But how big is it, Ban-san?

Did you see that mercy gif someone used as an OP? It's super lewd.

ye is lyf

yeezy

I got katy perry

You’re a true firework! You’re filled with bubbly energy.

Not gonna ask lol

It'll fix itself

yeah ;~;

i've palyed soo much mercy in beta tho~

...Doubt

Latinas have booty

Please, you already know.

I guess you were expecting some sincere promise, huh..

I'll play overwatch with you but Im not buying it for no more than 20bucks

I'll do TC, what should I replace alcohol with?

I wanna try something new to drink. Like something fizzy but like... something from the World Foods bit in Tescos.

Wonder if Lexi and smiles got that latina booty

...i just don't know anymore.

Its only 40

I'll do it Hey Stubble what kind of ping do you get on NA in Overwatch?

This is what I have.

imgur.com/pTnFU4z

Wow dirty mind.
I was talking about the folder.

$40
You can spend that for me it's fine.

Worth 20~

...

At least be optimistic ^^

Likeee 100-150ms, same as on league really

What? Me too?

It will never be 20.

here's what is was at the day before beta end.

Thank ya

Should I get Overwatch?

...i'll think about it.

yes

...

It will. During a sale.

...

You're out of your mind.

Why do you think it won't drop to 20 ever?

...It's only 40

I'll buy it for you just so I can never heal you.

Ughhhhhhh

Lexi, buy me ov erwatch

Superfunmurdertime~

Have fun waiting 6 months so you don't have to spend an extra 20 bucks you cheap ass.

Luka you know subtle hates you right ?

Lexi will get it for me but I'll just have to get you to heal me.

Grim buy me overwatch

I wanna win so i'm not gonna be healing you.

:(

hm is that playable really? I get like 25-30

You've never shown me your folder.. unlike something else.

Beta doesn't count. All that got wiped.

Just because you can carry people who aren't acclimated to the game doesn't mean you're hot shit.

Wait Alexis are you seriously getting me the game? Gonna have to change some plans if you do lol

It's pretty difficult, not sure I would do it again

I did? I don't remember.

I must of been drunk

Grim. You have only played like 3 games and one hero.

The experience i gained playing during the beta counted to me.

Oh, are you that new poster person?
Sorry if I was a bit weird, I drank like... all the cans. ;w;

What do you mean?

Lexi treats lol

Exactly

To be honest I don't remember a lot of what happened last night.

Lol that's Luka whenever she meets someone new

hey heres a treat for lexi

Buy Luka overwatch instead then.

I think we had an argument to see who was the biggest edgelord.

kaching
new friend!

It's an inside joke

I'm talking about how you're not as good as you think you are.

you are so evil

:p
how's your weekend going, love?

Productive. Yours

tiring..

i'm no evil.

What's been tiring you?

That's exactly what someone evil would say.

Wonder if I can make cotnract

greed is the very definition of evil

spring cleaning...............................
(my mom is a pack rat)

...

Mine too. But with purses and clothing.

Oh I don't remember.

I know how good I am at the game grim.

You on the other hand can't possibly even have an idea because you don't even play it.

I don't know what you're going on about.

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purses? o.o what kind?

Yous is scanners fetish

nokopls @///@

WHAT ISN'T MY FETISH?

Did you even hit level cap?
I don't need to play the game to know how perceived skill is often different than actual skill.

He seems intentionally unaware that literally everyone does, especially any fake girl poster.

rawr

loneliness is greed?

good fucking point

Do you know how many days of game play it takes to hit max level?

I don't think you understand this.

I feel like you just wanna argue with me so i'm just gonna go watch anime and eat food.

bye bye

Tristan owns the game btw. Did you know this

Geuro?

-kissu- bye again~

ahahahah good one

ass... im going to stop talking to you if you keep ignoring me

nope

NONE CAN HALT THE LEWD!

Bye. >///

Don't make him beg Guero now too.

you fags have overwatch? whats your names

Don't do it. It's a trap.
One moment you're in a game, the next you're in a giant orgy chat of everyone jerking off.

The expensive kind

Exactly. Unless you're one of the top 100 or something in terms of kda, you're not good. I mean, if you lobby with players with less skill/experience than you, you'll be matched with similar players and be "good" because it's easy to outplay them.

Have fun

Ya

IS that why there isn't a steam chat on Holla Forums?

Yasssss

gay

I just assume that's how all private correspondence on here goes.
It's like the one guarantee.

Yes, yes you are.

Doubtful, I'm not gay.

you drinking? jeez im still going hard

im genderfluid

yuhhh gosh but I wanna safe

Almost everyone here are either queers or just queers in the closet.

mhm

I once saw a particular poster on a certain chat who would have a cummies list.

Like, would hold a tally on being cummed on, in and where.

weak

well maybe theres a tc soon, I read that word somewhere

...

but like, is that tomorrow in 2-3 hour or actual euro tomorrow in more hours

euro tomorrow apparently

oh okai
imma drank more then

;~;

Why u crying

be nice to luka

...

*kills*

*dies*

everyday til you like it

cause everyone ran away to do other things! :c

Ya

Life doesn't wait

at least i'm patient enough.

yay

I'm going to cyber the next poster

these bongs tho

wats scoots up to?

-pulls down your pants zipper with my teeth- you ready~?

watching deadpool, friend is over playing unchartered

wait what

im jelly~

hm?

i didnt give consent

ice cream nom

I am euphoric.

...

my mouth doesn't care

what do you mean by this?

In a good way or the bad way?

r-rape is illegal

:D

no one has to know...

OH SHIT! Scrap Attack was my jam for months.

everyone knows now

I want to know whether you're a shit liar or delusional.

...

Same for me a few years ago, friend was playing it in his car and then the melodic part just hit.
Knew it was to be my jam for a good while then.

I want to pet Luka.

*pat pat*

-scurries into the thread dressed in an oversized red coat, with arms several sizes too large and nearly tripping over the waist line. He lifts the top hat that had been sitting over his eyes and squeaks confidently...is VERY proud to present to you...-

Love. Love. LOVE. Everything from him describing the monster and on. Like, from 2 minutes or whatever til the end.

...-SUGAR GLIDER- \^_^/

yay sonata

You have a Shiro folder?

Yeah because you told them!

W-what do you think I'm lying about this time??

-surprise kiss-

-The tophat drops back over his eyes as he raises his arms dramatically and he falls back onto his rear.-

Erryone taking your folders.

thats cause im smart

♥

meow

no, i have google. T_T

Subtle, I fucking hate you.

*Fapping achieved*
Time to make a cup of tea...
Unless someone can do it for me?

hey cuties

Some of the artists can pull that off pretty greatly.

Good pussy

^_^

0_0 -scurries over to you with a cup of tea-

...

A good build-up leading up to a powerful drop is pretty much ear sex.

now we can't cyber in thread

see what you did?

how was your weekend, sonata?

*emotes*

*flips you off*

...

I had downloaded all of the aired Netoge and didn't expect it to be this fucking awful.
Re:Zero hasn't posted yet and I thought, "God, Netoge is awful but it's the only thing I have downloaded that I haven't watched". So I'm stuck watching this shitty show and hating every second of it.

Well?

You tried rape! I cant allow that

God damnit Sonata, why do you have to be so adorable?

._.

you don't like surprise sex for free?

Oh, I don't give enough of a fuck to keep track of why I say half the things I do.

I think I used to like those a lot more earlier on, but then it kind of went down the hardcore/gabber path.

Anime of the season

wopoot

Your taste in music did, or hardstyle did? I'm confused...

Okay what do you think I'm bullshitting about this time?

...

-squeaks all about how hot it was and struggling to put in the air conditioners and trying to comfort the kitties it terrified.- ._.

-squeaks self consciously and looks around-

D:

huh?

If I knew the answer to that I'd have told you by now and clearly you don't matter enough for me to check.

Usage of emoji in academic papers should be accepted.

Taste in that type of genre.
But nothing like some Angerfist when pissed off, mostly because of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=MmvCg7rGXJQ

You never know if you'll like rape until you try it.

Every five seconds is just a random scene of someone's tits bouncing for no reason whatsoever.

No, no, this one!

co-ink-ee-dink

*pets the Sonata* :3

omg you're so cute..

maybe i should beat your face in with a lead pipe

Yeah, those boring-service animes suck.

...

Are you sure you can even lift one over your head without tiring yourself out?

Yeah that's why it's good

:D

I don't really know, maybe some Mafia or Assault?

You'd have to wash your hands real good before eating anything if you did.

-gives you a cream cheese scone-

-leans against you and sighs. ^.^-

I think my favourite genres out of all EDM (and similar musics) are hardstyle and aggrotech.

Post some aggrotech

Does anyone ever feel a bit hotter than usual when hungover?

AWWWW...
You treat me so well Sonata.
Ok, welp, time to get out of bed to either brew tea or vomit. OR both.

Maybe you're dehydrated.

im hungry?

me

Don't get hangovers.

eat

im not drunk enough to like that

uehhmm half true

No, empty

BONUS 1:
youtube.com/watch?v=87LHr7dAwAM

BONUS 2:
youtube.com/watch?v=WGDZawRmoSs

It's all your fault old man.

Tsk tsk.

Good lord.. that webm is naughty.

I don't really know mine to be honest, but bigroom was the deal a year or few ago.
Pretty much any music really goes.
youtube.com/watch?v=Cxov0BQ2fpE

Not gonna lie, it would be a more accurate show if everyone was just a fat dude.

Thanku

i ate a few hours ago...

but i guess i need moar ;~;

I don't like the screaming lady song.

:c

._. -thinks you should get some rest-

How so.

I remember this one also being fucking excellent.

youtube.com/watch?v=RPlyBVfZc68

Oh yeah, it really would
But fortunately for my viewing pleasure, it's not ^^

I was actually a little surprised about the blonde tsundere girl, but I think that was a little short-sighted of me

That last one is a lot more metal and a lot less tech than I remember...

Huh.

I am a big fan of music. Most music. Is a good feel.

lexi should cosplay for thread

She's shit, too.

im fucking kids up in overwatch and i just started. is it always this easy

do it

Most things are shit through your eyes though

Yes

Yes.
It's like casual FPS the game.
Everyone gets a kill. Everyone gets to feel like they're doing nothing when not going after objectives.

He can pour a can of garbage all over himself and cosplay as you, it's perfect.

I enjoy eurobeat mostly from Initial D

"During the day
I guess I'm okay"

Wisdom.

I just have decent tastes.

try harder

mac n cheese it is.

Sorry, I'm at maximum try as it is.

yey

HEY! YOU!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I never understood how some people have like 1 kind of music they like and everything else is shit. Like... what?

I need this in my life.
Shame the box is expensive, guess I'll just get it without box.

Yeah, drinking tea now and ditching my clothes.

I think it increases heartbeat too.

Hard not to, I drink vile shit and sometimes forget to eat prior a serious drinking session.

I'll sleep in 2 hours.
Trying to do this lucid dreaming thing too.

Or more accurately, I have tastes period.

-looks around for Ika but finds none- 0.o

Just get the Nong Shim Black.
It's the best.

Well since you suffered through something unenjoyable because of me, I may watch Fate for you

-doesn't want to know what lucid dreaming with and upset stomach is like...especially since the techniques that lead to it also tend to lead to sleep paralysis...-

I usually drink a gallon of water a day.

shiyt happens mang, damn im tired heh

Just go Zero, Zero S2, SN/UBW, SN/UBW S2.
Skip literally everything else.

There's really fanatics/extremists everywhere, but then again that always equals arrogance.

Don't fucking watch Stay Night

youtube.com/watch?v=8H0FZi4WAPs

I heard it is discontinued though, but something tells me I should order food online this time to save hellalot of money.

Sleep paralysis is brutal, I had that once.
Felt like there was a super tall rape alien looming over me and I couldn't do anything.

...

:x
I knew it would be confusing

Re:Zero just came out btw Tsuchi

Unless they get revived.

You disappoint me Luka.

Cause you are all old and stuff.
You have a nice house though.

Did you tell your dad to go away and let you sleep for five more minutes?

-has experienced it several times but never had the "looming sinister presence" part of it. One time for some reason, Sonata's left arm was free and he swung it back and forth, rocking his b ody wildly until he woke up- XD

No googling my address.

Bad Alexis.

Bad.

I was told to watch the whole series, so of course I went to see the earliest one first without googling any recommendations.
RIP me.

But the process has already happened, rendering the statement true.

If that was the case, I'd be fucking terrified because that would mean the dead have risen... for the sole purpose of bothering sleeping people.

...
You showed me it.

...

I did that too, yes.

I could get used to this

Bakayaro..

hi SD you're on TV

also that screen glare

how?

Well, maybe not the SOLE purpose.

Seems like a nightmare without shade, a privacy screen, and a bug mesh.

What's good Ikt?

Seems pretty damn comfy.

Sometimes you just can't bother to see if there's something to orders etc.
Standard Definition all over the place.

Found a website that does every instant noodles under the sun.

Shame that the delivery cost is £4. ;w;

Wow, that picture is fucking grim.

get fucked

Really? Grim never said anything to me about it. You think you know a guy...

OH, I mean...
Is brutal.
Fucking Grim stealing my vocabulary!

Whew lad. That's a blast from the past right there.

new

You showed me the inside.

I was already watching it.

Its so nice outside tho
I can finally smoke a cigarette while using my computer

Feelsgoodman

Finally omw back

Who wanna chill

Open house tn

You all are really dirty niggers

poal.me/mztn2u

poal.me/mztn2u

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