Webm thread

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there needs to be more of these

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i came in for the webms, stayed for the Eurobeat

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They saved the baby lion though right? Camera crews surely aren't that heartless.

Nature takes its course.

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Save the baby lion for what? It's not able to reproduce and wouldn't survive on its own in the wild at all. That mother lion is wasting her time and saving it would waste resources.

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l-lewd

Do I want to click this? Is it just some dude moaning?

What documentary is this from?

Sure
"just" some "dude" "moaning"

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rules of nature

Requesting Morrowind webms.

I'd post that webm about the penguin who gets lost and wanders off to die while the camera crew watches, but that's too depressing even for me so have this instead.

The lion wasn't going to survive
The most humane thing the camera crew could do is put him down

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This shouldnt be this catchy.

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Wanna drive the Zionist state of Israel into the sea?
and scream "Hela hela hela hey!" a lot.

brought to you by memeware.net

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the fuck is this gay shit?

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where the things at?

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no idea what these are

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post more marching bands

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Always wanted to find a band playing vidya music on the street

That guy looks gay as fuck and the music he is playing sucks ass.

It's a performance attitude. Give him a break.

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get N or get OUT

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Then I'll post it for you

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I forgot what motivated this penguin rejects

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Dude this makes me sad because I found out today my dog has cancer and is going to die in a couple months.

I'm pretty bummed.

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God damn I wanna punch Max Landis in his face so much. Glad they realized how much of a hack fraud he was.

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Did that really happen during the olympics?

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Losing a dog is a real pain. At least you know he's going to be barking to God soon, so you have time to prepare emotionally. I've already lost a couple of dogs to accidents, it still pains me to remember one of them

heavy.com/sports/2016/08/watch-racewalking-world-record-holder-yohann-diniz-poops-his-pants-at-olympics-video-rio-speedwalking/

Mother was sick in the hospital almost dead, and then her dogs liver failed

So we brought her into the hospital to see my mom one last time, she walked around holding her dog crying, handed her off to me and then promptly passed out

Took her to the vet, three of us were holding the poor little thing crying till she passed on, after which the dog exploded all over me

One of the worst days of my life

I honestly feel bad for the dude. Especially with the ENTIRE WORLD watching.
Dude couldn't help it, after all he's only human.

I'm pretty sure it's normal for athletic/sports events to have people poop their pants every now and then, especially for marathons.

This has been solely needed for a while now

Death 101 user, should've expected it

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Where are these videos from?

Why they laugh?

It's so unexpected from a show like Seinfeld.

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They laugh at object, right? Not a human, right?

Because George didn't like his fiancee after getting engaged and was actively trying to prevent the wedding. His decision to get the cheapest brand of envelopes saved him.

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Thats actually pretty good.

god this place has gone to shit

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Hello

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Say what you will, he still plays fucking good.

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For marathon runners it's pretty common. Some times they're out there running for hours at a time and there's no way anyone would deliberately starve themselves before a race so they didn't have to take a shit part way through because they'd likely die. High level marathons and it's either loose a pile of minutes going over to the side of the road and squatting or running the final leg of the race clenching your butt cheeks, wasting energy and comfort.

The racer then has to make a decision of what he values more: the gold or his pants. Besides, you try running for an hour when you need to take a shit, see what happens.

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bitch pull your covers down before the god damn monsters get you

This stimulates my ears but I feel it hurting my soul

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I got a monster that'll get her ;^3

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I don’t get to tell you to kill yourself for being a marxist, because a marxist would know how to spell his name.

But kill yourself for not knowing how to spell the name of the most evil demon in the last 200 years.

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Never enough Papi

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user, you're embarrassing yourself.

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You ever wonder how this guy feels about this now? I want someone to show him this on his deathbed.

He'd probably bend his dick backwards in remembrance of his youth

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anyone got a source on this song?

Why can't japanese act to save their lives?

Is it the history of kabuki theatres and overacting?

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here, now stop being gay

I want a slav Cirno

Only going gayer.

$100 bucks later and all I got is a custom fitted dress…

That's not at all how Batman fights or acts. Wtf is this movie.

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fuck

That was the name I gave it when I made it. It was an intentional misspelling to throw off viewers because to not do so would ruin the final punchline.

There might be a better filename for it, but that's all I could think of at the time.

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stay jelly, plen

Well that's it. Someone make a 2hu thread.

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What Kino is this from?

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Wasted my time ya chump.

man this is some liberal sjw shit if I've ever seen some.

least we forget the London death-march.

Some user asked what song is in webm related, about half year ago.
Nobody could give the answer except that it's propably Mega NRG Man's.
Any user here that would know?

man was not built for marathons like this, when will we learn from our arrogance

why does she had hands, i thought she just had wing-arms

You guys gotta brush up on your eurobeat more.

Former marching band member here. I fucking hate marching bands and they ALL sound like complete dogshit because trying to march and play a horn is the stupidest fucking idea. Listen to those trumpets and tubas. It's disgusting.

I am disgusted.

and since then you couldn't be bothered to look it up for youself?

what kind of a lazy ass mega-nigger are we dealing with here?

Former marching band leader here. The reason this little fag couldn't march and play at the same time is because he insisted on pulling his pants down and trying to play the horn using his ass

and he did both of these equally well

There is not one example of a marching band in action that doesn't sound awful, no matter if it's high school freshmen or straight up professional it all sounds like dogshit. It will never NOT sound like dogshit.

look dude i know you got all anal about not being able to do your little routine in public but come on , there is no reason trying to defame everyone while tooting your own horn

Women can't do anything right.

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Since I can't make out the lyrics I tried to find it by listening to his songs.
There is too much shit to go through, not to mention that it might have been recorded under another stage name.

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Hardcore was one of the only movies I've enjoyed in a long time. It's just such a perfect example of slav mentality. Also I love the "happy" ending. Righteous fury.

Really makes you think.

Git gud

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hue

What anime?

Use your ears.

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Is this thread bumplocked yet by mods that insist Holla Forums webm threads need to be vidya only?

Bumping with something vidya related

FUCK YOU MARK YOU ARE GARBAGE

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well at least their commercials are intentionally funny

Reported for ultimate lewd.

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Holy shit that looks awesome!

classic equality

From what I remember, this is supposed to be an older, less determined Batman who doesn't give a shit about the lives of criminals, but doesn't explicitly try to kill all the time. The reasons for this are barely explained.

Muh dick!

They recently invited him in one of their videos to watch neil's next movie when it comes out

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what is really happening in this webm?

Jason Todd

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probably a sudden hailstorm

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webm thread, so why are there mp4's that browsers can't play

It's on your end m8, I can play mp4s no problem

It's a shame that while grade under a has a few good videos, if you watch a few more it rapidly becomes obvious that he's an insufferable level of normalfag

People like you are responsible for the collapse of our civilization.

I'm guessing you're one of the autismos using one of those browsers that support hardly any files whatsoever.

this works way to well.

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Isn't Chromium STILL google?

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Are the webms fucked for anyone else? The video length isn't preloaded anymore (it shows total length as 0:00 and then starts ticking up as the video plays)

Yeah this happens for me too

You might want to refresh the page every once in a while. Sometimes not even that works, I've had unplayable webms before. If you really want to watch them, you can always download them first

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Chromium is Chrome before Google puts the botnet in it. Like Firefox, you can build it from source yourself so that you can be 100% sure of what you're getting.

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that was actually kinda fucked up.

Holy shit what a faggot

It's been like this for like a month or more iirc. Nothing makes it better.

Well refreshing does sometimes fix the webm not playing, though the problems are still persistence. They are probably too lazy to fix shit

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Seen this too many times without asking.
Source?

No clue

Senran Kagura Estival Versus

does anyone have the webm of Alex Jones saying waifu and then freaking out?

Open wide

thx

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What age group is this made for?

Hallelujah

Barx.

Rated R.

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I see you are a man of taste

What the fuck?

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i acknowledge that Medieval II is my favorite RTS

I just disliked how the AI unmodded was so bad that they would never charge archers firing at them. Plus, it has the best mods e.g. Third Age Total War

Really though, whats the source.

Would you like some more?

Duke of Death is my favorite track from M II TW

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I have a lot of favorites

I've been away for a few months.

Any new Initial D webms?

Lets see if this works

Apologies in advance for shit quality

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Anyone have the one with the Russian guy in the woods with an accordion singing about the invasion of Russia?

Sounds exactly like how a Crash Bandicoot boss theme would, I love it.

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I know this post is HOURS later but in case you ever come back to this thread before it's deleted

the anime is called MOETAN

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to be fair, he hit a lot more and a lot harder

that went a bit beyond getting even.

That's a good'un

Would of been better without referencing any imageboard

When you punish someone you,re not making it even.
You're setting an example.

;_;

would HAVE you illiterate piece of shit

the only people who say 'would of' are the people who don't read enough and never notice that they never, ever see that phrase in books ever. You only hear people saying "would've" and you end up confusing it for a phrase that doesn't exist. And if 'would of' WAS a real phrase, it would still be stupid because it doesn't make any sense contextually. Would of? Fucking stupid nonsense.

gotta disagree with you there. There's making an example, and there's taking advantage of your superiority. He probably could have made even more of an example just by leaving, or he could have stopped well before he did because he wasn't making his example any MORE clear the 12th or 13th time he smacked her with a leather belt. That's why we have phrases like 'unnecessary use of force.'

Also punishment is not a very effective tool for making people learn things. Reward is MUCH more effective. Not that it would have worked here, just sharing some trivia with you.

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When will we ever go back to the days of unspoilered porn

What was he suppose to do? Give her the attention that she wanted? He did the right thing. Also you're the faggot if you want to be with a girl who flashes random people at the mall.

He should have asserted his dominance and grabbed them you fucking faggot. How does it feel to be a beta?

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Again he did the right thing. She proved she wasn't worth the time the moment she pulled her tits out.

In one episode she has suu transform on her to follow darling around

The bitch was trying to demean a beta by flashing him. On the inside that bitch was rekt so much harder by the hand he played than if he stood up and fondled her chest. Giving in to his animalistic instinct would have given her the satisfaction she was after. She WANTED him to be excited or surprised or gracious because she soo kindly decided to show him a pair of tits at random while her friend video taped to see how this "loser" looking guy (in the woman's mindhole) would react. Simply ignoring what obviously appeared to be a trap was the best way to 1 hit KO her ego.

Just bcuz it has tits, doesnt mean it is worth your time or energy. She was trying to be cruel. dude glanced, said "fat chance", and without a word bid her adieu.

Fix the webm player on this fucking board already

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'This'?

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at like 0:40 she asks if being loud is against the law lol.

it technically is, Disturbing the peace

I don't know the American law, but in Germany it is legal, not just "technically".

Me neither

This is outdated since Firefox is confirmed botnet now.

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What's the song used in the webm? Really nice.