Team Fortress 2: Competitive

wet moldy pasta

Scout mains are assholes without exception and always dress in garish colors to be as obnoxious as possible

The pyro main image is correct but they always use the Degreaser. It also needs more furry waifu worship, they tend to do that a lot especially with ponies

like fried mushrooms but not as intense

Will that image be updated to feature Demoman, Heavy, and Engineer soon?

Are you perhaps a girl? Dried cum smells like that salt and brimstone aroma of swamp crotch, while fresh cum doesn't smell like anything at all.

The taste varies depending on the day. Sometimes it'll be flavourless, while other times it will be like extra-acidic lemon without the tart.

No, but I've never really gotten a smell from it.

I don't know why people say this. My cum doesn't smell like anything.

My girlfriend said it tastes like melted butter.

I haven't even touched TF2 in years and I can still say that this is true.
Pyro mains are always the biggest fucking furfaggots in the game.

How can you guys tell?

you're not a real man until you've cum inside your own mouth

grab your bed post, shove your legs under it, and jack until you spurt on your face

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

Furries are usually proud of the fact that they're furries. Kind of like bronies, they'll have some kind of furry art as their avatar, or some furry-like name.

Let's be honest, who HASN'T tasted their own cum? If you say "no" you're lying.

Sometimes it does, it has a musky, humid-like scent if it's super fresh, it definitely smells a bit like the ocean, due to the salt at times.

Boiled Mushrooms and Squid with slight sodium, along with the texture of light, sticky Savila, boogers (varying thickness) or anal mucus. It tastes similar to sharp, slightly tangy coconut juice when your spunk is stronger and less sweet. The aftertaste is definetly sharp and can lightly irritate your throat, once again, this depends on your load.

It can really affect the taste with what you eat, It's always mild when you eat sweet, non-processed foods, red meats ruin the flavor and processed foods with a big amount of artificial flavors make it bleachy. Rice helps make your cummies thicker.

t. cum expert, cap this please.
Any more cum questions, feel free to ask.

Cool copypasta. I dunno I think it's kind of hot when you have a girl knowingly eat food with your cum on it.

I had one girlfriend who wanted to snowball with me (cum in her mouth, then swap the cum between us). I miss her sometimes.

Your cum, or "her" cum?

You're this guy, aren't you?

How much do you guys spend on hat effects?

Oh fucking gee, I wonder if it's because whenever "Figar the Fox ♂♥♂ [PawzClan]" with a furry avatar joins the server he never plays anything other than Pyro?

I always forget doing that [aa] thing fucks up the formatting.

it's time to cum on myself and see how it smells

My cum. It was a girl. About 5 feet tall, short blonde hair, bright blue eyes, was from the south and used a lot of southern idioms.

This thread was about TF2 at one point.

talking about cum is literally better than playing tf2

I'm disappointed that it wasn't an actual snake.

It's your fault you're gay.

Fag.

I accidentally cumed in my mouth once, it tastes like bleach

Try this.

...

lot-a faggots in this thread

Would you kindly mind fucking off?

Girls are prettier than men in my mind.

I can appreciate a handsome guy, but gay stuff is gay.

Well this thread went to shit fast.

this is now a gay and bisexual furry thread

normalfags get out

I just bought Overwatch CE.

Tell me how much I fucked up.

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

liking girls is gay, their chromosomes is a Y with a dick

This is what a player can look like in the current year

That's men, retard. Men are XY, women are XX.

Hey guys what's going on in this thr-

Yeah, take the Y shape and add a dick. It turns into a X.

You're less gay than this thread.

I just realized that charging as a demoknight get rids of debuffs, this includes afterburn
Thus i came to the conclusion that the only demoknight build worth a damn is

Y/N?
R.I.P Targe, Tide, Claid, and fucking Caber

Cum status:

Texture: watery, some solidity to it. Typically more solid than this.

Smell: no scent. Normal.

Taste: Slightly salty. Acidic aftertaste. Was not appealing.

Colour: Eggshell colour with a clear film.

Amount: About a handful - typical amount.

Pressure: Less than usual. Whenever I masturbate to porn I get less cum.

Hope that helps.

Why the fuck would that help.

you wanted to know if cum smelled and i provided the answer

oral history my friend

also porn provided for reference

ayyo fam ne good guides out there for a nigga tryna pick dis shit up fam? a nigga played lyk 40 sum hours or some shit jus havin fun w/ it u know but i always felt like there was meta shit i ain't know dat gave dem niggas a leg up on ya boi right ch'yea

You alright user?

naw nigga it be like you gon hell in a handbasket and u picking up ya boi's chief gunnerz and like blap blap blap but yea check the wiki shit's cash than a strip tip good goods my badman

What a thread.

fuck u this is the best thread on Holla Forums i even jizzed for you

oh it's lyk dat aight aight monica good look i lyk demo myself you know me. ayyo also competitive just got da basic loadouts n what not ryt fam?

i'm good fammo wut u got a problem monica step off

No I didn't, look at the ids.

I uninstalled this in 2012 and sold all my stuff for $150 in steamshekels. Should I reinstall? Is it worse? Is the community somehow even shittier?

I think it's gotten better. A lot of people complained about the MYM update, but I think it's way better because now you can just pop right in and play a game without having to fuck around with finding a server that isn't complete shit. Pick what maps you want to play on, invite a few friends, and click "Play."

End your worthless life, niggerbrain.

nice downvote

nice your family is ashamed of you fam