Gawkers New Mens Website : The Cuck

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What differentiates The Cuck from all those other men’s interest sites out there? We like to think it’s our emphasis on not being Bad. Unlike other men’s interest sites, The Cuck will not write about watches—unless there is a really good watch we want to write about, obviously, in which case, we’ll do a post about watches. There won’t be any gross, objectifying stories about female celebrities, either—just stories that celebrate them for saying smart things in interviews or appearing in Paul Feig movies, that also might occasionally mention how they look, in a complimentary way.

Is it seriously called that? What the fuck

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gideo vames!

Everyday, Holla Forums becomes even more autistic when it comes to jokes.

It's apparently satire.

this is some joke right????

We were already fucking autistic you moron, nothings changed.

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what was that porno that was playing in the background?

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user, even complete newfags know what that is. Did you come here for the first time literally right now?

lurk moar newfig

Fuck off Samus you're canonically dead.

What really?

You shoot her in the new game.
She is the last boss.

In the shitty new Metroid game you have to kill Samus as the final boss

why are she peanut buter

Okay so like. It's a joke, right? But it's really bad. Also they put way too much effort into it. It just sort of feels like they're throwing some sort of stupid tantrum but trying to play it off as a joke.

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I guess you know your parody site's working when people take it seriously.

Which one is that? Also why is Nintendo so fucking retarded?

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Have you been living under a fucking rock?

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Yes, for the past few weeks. I've been binge playing ace attorney.

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you know, every single time you call somebody a newfag and tell them to fuck off, that's one less Holla Forumsirgin that will be coming back to these threads

The abrasive culture is a part of what separates us from reddit. If your feels can't handle it you don't belong here.

This shit was announced over a year ago.

Can we ban bug images?
We shouldn't tolerate their ilk around these parts.

Really? To be fair I don't pay much attention to metroid.

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If you guys are so squeamish about spiders I better spoiler this up so I won't scare anyone.

Could also mean that the oipoint was reached that nobody could differentiate between a joke and shit gawker would actually write about.

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Honestly knowing Gawker I'm still not so sure that this is 100% satire, which is telling of how fucking batshit crazy Gawker has become.

Someone was still salty enough to think that this would have been a good idea to some extent, but it honestly feels more like that period after you cut a chicken's head off and it runs around for a while bashing into everything in the area.

Well I mean, half the articles seem like the sort of shit that people make photoshops of to make fun of sites like these, and they called it "The Cuck"

I just don't get it.

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THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS

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I thought this was a joke with a spoofed domain name but turns out it's an actual Gawker site. I guess this is Gawker's attempt at self-deprecating humor? They still missed the larger problem behind all the cuck jokes: they are hack writers peddling yellow journalism and starting shit while pretending to have integrity. They are irresponsible twits who identify as mere bloggers when people demand accountability and oppressed noble journalists when people criticize them for being in business as reckless, dishonest, and irresponsible trash. Also they abuse their interns by using them as unpaid staff members.

The problem with Gawker is that they are a "news" outlet which is not interested in truth or fairness but sensationalism. And that is why Gawker needs to go. Let's make sure what goes down stays down.

*9 figures. 7 was us. They finished it off with the 140 million.