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master listened to me......

whats existential suffering mean
im good
really really high
i think some people say its edgy to say that
shouldnt relaly leave my self open

youre engaged? wat

I want 3 DOUBLE BEEF BURRITOS AND DIABLO SAUCE

I was thirsty anyways.

i have a fuck ton of that stuff in my kitchen. it used to burn to have it but now it doesn't do much. sux

always are :^)

>///

sad day in draw threads.

im not going to be the messenger
u own a phone
better be fast

well..
its not OFFICIAL yet she hasnt gotten me a ring yet.. but yeah I guess ./////.

the existential dread occurred by an existence without inherent meaning and an inability to find such
im just being ironic man
im extremely high too
who fucking cares

pussy whipped

I feel like that's what Interior Semiotics is about

I'm gonna carry that weight.....

I LOST HALF MY PHONE NUMBERS. I AINT GOT IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

same

Who has the pussy though?

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Ganbatte!

i see.

it's like you don't want to have options on who to call if you end up in jail
i only really remember those who are important to me though. so like 9.

css to get rid of the trump ad if you're wondering

Ah.

Thanks.

Its sometimes a Bernie ad too btw.

idk what any of that means but
i feel you sure
what strain u on

i don't think i've even seen the bern one

but if it is, that won't block the bern.

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I've seen 4 others but they only lasted a day.

Did TP drew these? I forgot.

What ads?

same

CAN'T DISCERN THE BERN

applied memetics
my psionic energy created a perfect gf
tbh

oh
what do u want again

me
fuck me~

adblock+ check it out man

yeah i uh
idk
i guess
i feel really great
like so alive

like i said in tc the other day i only smoke pure sativa dabs in this gay vape
gets me extremely fucked up but im 100% functional
maybe i should try and indica since i like relaxing but i dont like passing tf out

meep

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when all you've got is a hammer i guess

Thats pretty blunt.

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( ´ ー ` )ﾉ
hold the door

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interdastig

amazon deliver on a sunday

i forget if we normally get mail on a sunday or not

i dont beat around the bush

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHES MY MOMMY ONLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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~same~

Bush is disgusting so I guess thats good.

I want to be loved...

/syp/

post your steam

No

puta

i havent smoked an indica in like 5 months now that i think about it
i should try sometime

but im shallow :(

L O W E N E R E R G Y

/cym/

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?

Dubs I sleep.

I didn't say I wanted you to love me

wrong tab.

then don't say such things

>>>/out/

rip in piece

I WANT TO BREAK FREE

btw /out/ is actually a really good board and last time i was there they were /k/ friendly. taught me a thing or two about survival that i hadn't ever thought of.

:D

well are u cute

/cyms/

id smoke you

Indeed...

I want to be loved in person

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SOME
BODY
TO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

well duh. internet relationships are a meme

Speaking of love. It's usually in spring.

Bitch I'm the cutest

same boys

i wanna see

*rolls fat doobie*

tiddies.

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Me too

Uoure a meme

No

dubs gained. night.

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NIGHT NGHT BIg boi

you know what else is a meme
saying you want to do X then never doing it

oh also DU bullets

Post anime tiddies

Goodnight

boolet*

shhhh
don't let them find out!

goodnight

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Ass

dont you post tits

r8

ONE SECOND DIFFERENCE

i am OUT

wew

MADMAN

neat

that fresh ham

10/10
You already know I like you

Aw shit

i really want to suck your tits
really badly

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Would your gf even be OK with it?

are those ur tits

shes next to me rn
yes

oh shit that some ham rightn now

ur gf is a cuck

maybe .///.

ur GF a cuck :O

let me know when youre done with your session

Nice guybags, but I don't think they can compare to mine.

ay le mow brb

their gf a cuck?

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Hi! Youre both really cute tbh.

Ok

gasp

ye

i tried casting obliviate on my dog

i guess we'll never know

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Why do you want to suck on my boobs tho

friend calls me
"YOOO MAN GET ON DISCORD MAAAAAAN"
i get on discord
"yoooooooooooo so. i'm a little bit drunk" *glass breaks*
he's crying right now and just saying "dude im just so happy"
he graduated friday night. lmao i love this guy

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oh shit dude he talked about marriage with his gf

feet where?

"i think she's the one"
dude same. when is the fucking airport reopening here so i can go too

Life sucks.

truuu

"we're gonna play post malone at our wedding"
this fucking guy

Ilu bard

they're suckable man wtf do u want from me a research paper? 4get about it

this better be kanra

How to make it unsuck?

Whatever's left of him, anyways.

Morning.

"I went to mass with her"
sbgisiodhgbiusgpreg
BRUH
hahahaha holy shit dude he is doing everything i would. he keeps falling and breaking shit right now though, too drunk "dont get me wrong i know im fucked up, like im super drunk but listen okay, we said we loved each other before we got drunk, it's meant to be dude. i love her"

What happened bae?
I wanna hear about it

Right bakara at ya

:(
kanra I'm sorry

spring is in the air

"XXX why can't i type in my phone passcode right now?"

i would take a bullet for this nigga

Is it because I lactate a lot.

:3

Sounds like the kind of guy who might need to take you up on that offer.

Life. At least 50% of it now.

No easy solutions from Bard?

I guess not.

I'll let you know if I figure it all out before you.

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Tell me what happened
just depressed at your state or something?

sayin shit like how she's "perfect" and "an angel"

he's like a little brother i never had. i'd do anything for him tbh

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I've been in a depressed state for weeks, but I've been in denial about it.

I'm tired of feeling this way. Not having a reason to get out of bed.

As much as I love my hobbies, they're not enough to inspire.

It's been a few months now... was in denial after I dropped out. I got straight to filling that time with programming and reading. Didn't slow down long enough to ask myself some important questions.
Now I don't know what I need. Not more knowledge. Not more politics. Those probably make things worse. At the end of the day, it feels like I know less than I did when I got up.

Have you tried not worrying about things and living life as it goes?
Thats probably your best bet
also should get into things that take up more of your focus
like videogames or running or something

Must be

Bebop, we're friends now

Hakunamatata?
Yes, I've tried that too.

Except I don't like where I am now.
I want to be somewhere different. Not sure what I'd be doing different.

Looking at it as a problem to be solved, and not acting on it is part of the cycle.
I just want the ultimate knowledge I'm doing the right thing... I know a few of the things I want, but... they're not even impossible to get... I just keep choosing 'nah'.

Whats your social life like?

should probably just commit yourself to them
clearly youre just under the normal human condition of stagnating
being in one place for too long ruins people
you just gotta change things bae
humans aren't meant to sit and rot

uwaa

We never talked before and I think we should be friends

Primarily online, with a few people I used to call irl and head to a bar with.

But they've all graduated and have gone home.

I don't expect to see them again.
At least, I'm acting on that premise.

I have things set in motion anyways that indicate I won't rot.

I'm leaving this city. It's my internal composition that I worry about.

howo ften do you keep irl company?
how close are you and your closest friend

"i wish she was here to help me take my pants off"
he's not even being sexual. he just needs help right now lol

okaa that sounds good to me

Yuh i dont think youll have to worry about your external composition for a long time since youre so pretty but
that's probably for the best
just look forward to leaving and you'll be happy and on the road again sweetie

"i had a lot of vodka.. and a lot of vodka.. wait, did i just say that?"

You guys... already feeling better.
Just a matter of time before it stops.
Tend to goes that way.

My closest friend is online. I don't even see him as a close friend, it just sorta happened.

It's probably not healthy. He never gets depressed, so I feel a little pathetic that way.

IRL company? Next to none. That doesn't bother me. It's been that way for years now.

Leaving in a month... I'm nervous tbh. There are reasons to be excited. I can focus on those.

Im glad youre feeling better

-runs around the chat in his mothra pajamas-

WHAT THE FUCK?!

-enjoys Sonata Blue's thang-

No. A lot worse can come from it.

I've fallen from my previous heights, and landed on a ledge below.

I've made progress each month, but not on a daily basis.

So now I'm higher up from the ledge, but weary about climbing any further.

you cant just fucking do that

SKREEE
AWNNKKKK

I'm fucking emo

After that youre still you, arent you?
youre still alive?
whats left to worry about if

thats so cute

are u kinoemo?

heads or tails?

Being alive isn't enough.

im here for the boi poosy

this is me

"Emo af but you have a big heart. You may have a complicated past but it makes you who you are and you're not changing for anyone."

- guy

I probably am.

tails

gross
thats just guys

thats meta af

What more do you need bae?

i like you fellow

-shrinks back and looks up at you with worry-

-skreeeee's at you- ^_^

v.v -knows the two little girls didn't sing the mothra song but likes the mothra pajamas-

-skreeeeeeeee's at you too!-

thanks. hopefully things become better from this

You came to the wrong place.

BOI
SUCCULENT
MOIST
SHIT
PUSSY

I'm a metagolem.

How much from 1 -10?

To feel fulfilled? That'd be nice.

I'm out.

i guess thats kinda nice
still a boy butt :/

fffffffff

I want to touch Bard's chest

Is that a trap song?

You'd touch anything with a line of black hair running down it.

what are you, a faggot?!

idk Like a 6
I just met you
and this is crazy

Something funny punk?

A 6 seems pretty low though :/

so heres my number~

Jesus, what do you want? You just met the guy.

I would put most people I just met at like a 3 though

And even people I've known for a long time but dont talk to alot at like a 5

it just GETS BETTER

I think you should knock this guy down to a 5 just for bitching like that.

I think its pretty clear that I want a higher number.

So why am I suddenly get a boost to 6 then?

Did I do something that makes me stand out to you?

SIKE

THATS THE WRONG NUMBER

bard r8 me

These are the worst kinds of questions.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm sensitive guys be gentle with me

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Why do you think that

Does it?

I'm just doing what needs to be done.

I mean I only come here once in a blue moon anyways.

Probably all pink and squishy too.

You need to know who to hate, and I can show you the way. There's no doubt about that.

youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

r8 out of 10?

r8 out of 10?

8/8 you're first rate.

You sent me all those emails about exactly that. They were exquisitely clear.

Yeah, well, maybe you should follow some moose tracks the hell out of here.

I know better than that/10

I sent emails?

I'll follow you then.

@bard r8 out of 10?

r8 out of 10?

r8 out of 10?

thank you for the continued support

You have good memes but you're able to go beyond meming unlike alot of people here and it seems like you're an actual person irl
enjoyable to read things from your perspective

However, I haven't ever talked 1v1 with you, and we haven't had any moments of connection or where I felt a strong bond or sense of agreement

You come from a rival community with ties to others that I may or may not think negativeley of

It's kinda difficult to put a number on yours
because
While I do like you
I think positivelyy of you and I enjoy your prescense here in the threads
i'm stilll pretty cynical, biased and Emotioanlyl driven

i'd have to go w/ a solid 5 neutral status here

You are NOT welcome.

11/10
You already know I like you a lot

-flaps his moth wings and pretends the furniture are buildings-

;-;;

i found out about Holla Forums from /trash/ and im not from /tripfags/ or /foolz/ but im from the community that turned into /foolz/ and /tripfags/ so i guess in a way im kinda

or do you mean /lewd/? i started posting on both at the same time, i prefered it here.

i didnt expect a real answer tbh, t-thank you even though i was just memeing

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

u do??

Thanks I hope someday you'll return the favor
And I rather enjoy you sticking around here
Fun poster

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Did I stutter?

And some boxes in the mail with dioramas in them depicting you touching things with lines of black hair on them. Yes.

At least if I were a moose I wouldn't be saddled with the burden of understanding human language and being able to comprehend you on a complex level.

*:)*/10

You're not supposed to humor him, you're supposed to hate him. Gosh, we have a lot of work to do.

quit it

I just want to be popular : )

Ilu

Yes. It's obvious

Shit. Am I drunk or high when I do this

Yes? Hello?

Unless you're a moose that can understand me but just can't talk.

Oh man that sounds like suffering to me.

d...do not interfere manaka

.///. moving so fast into this!

there's a report card with your name on it, if you get an A you'll get something special. but everytime you post that, i put one minus on your report card

Duh. I'm speed racer

what sorta special?
not worth trying for if I dont know my reward

tfw no minami e-mail gf

I'm out

I forgot to ask, are you upset about the imminent harsher sentencing for child sex abusers, or because of the harsh rape that spurred the imminent changes?

But if you get popular without any enemies, who is there to destroy with your newfound popularity?

I hope so, on some level it would make me more uncomfortable if you were stone sober when it all happened.

Great, just give the Devil all of your ideas. Don't make him do any work at all. What's that, Devil? Oh, no, don't get up, emo af's got it. Yeah, don't worry.

What's your email

please come back sometime

Oh. Have I ever sent anything cool?

once in a lifetime kind of special

you lost me at sex

No matter how I look at it, it's your fault that I'm not popular

w-what now?

I add you on steam and you become my bf

will you marry me?

Are you sad because of law change stuff

or because that girl got gang raped and you feel bad for her

not if you keep doing this

well honestly i dont really bothered, but if someone see my screen i'll be in trouble

just hide your screen from everybody till I can get the ring on your finger, e z p z

You got me with that fake can of peanuts.

It's because you're not ready yet. If I let you get popular now you might squander it and destroy yourself.

の howdy yall

sounds good to me

i'm going to say what exactly my lawyers told me to say.
I really dont know what you are talking about

seeing you can only interact with me here, i dont think you can put a ring on my finger if i hide my screen indefinitely

welp time to rape alison

I get Osakaaaaaaa

I will fly over, just pay for half the ticket

:3

Hi qt

:3 what's your steam name

Either I'm crazy or you are. Maybe both.

You're crazy like a fox

it's cheaper if you go in cargo plane!

i've never checked my sanity to proper psychologist anyway

-steals your No again and gnaws on it in the cupboard-

[email protected]

I guess you'll have to soon, they'll need to check to see if you're mentally fit to stand trial.

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,my nose? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?!?!??!?!!??!!??!?!!?!?!?!?

Gimme the beat boys

id/bebop79
or if you have one of the many i have added here then that works

の no thanks

gbye

cant i just take a random test on the internet?
i'll let you know the result

の so long pardner

-spits it out but has bent it up.- め

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH UR ARM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

are you saying I should just box myself up and ship myself to your house?
manaka you are such a bully
I dont know if I can talk to you anymore!

pls stop this gayposting its not healthy

you know you like it

ＹＯＷＺＡ  ( Ｏ v Ｏ")

Hey, if it were up to me, you totally could, and be done with it. Unfortunately, I have my doubts that the judge will be similarly satisfied.

-feels bad and tries to apologize with a cup of tea-

i never said i didnt like it
i said it wasnt healthy

agree.

Wow fag

N E W

I ain't postin in that brother

Good evening.

NEW

NEW

NEW

ay boyo

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You all are really dirty niggers

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