I'll go with the cuck thread.
new thread h-here now...
cicada r gay
this just in
erin blew scoots
so when did TP start employing sci levels of spam
TP just mad that I got sick social skills.
1st gen a best, 2nd gen wasnt so bad... the rest after were the worst. makes me reee errytime
please do not bully scoots
he has serious mental issues
At least as long as I've been here, so several days minimum.
this just in: TP desperately obsessed with me
get a lyfe 😂
if social skills means getting blown by dudes on the internet
haha that videogame pottymouth, i love it
Crybleat is a savior
Just in? That would be like me turning the television on and getting a breaking announcement that the twin towers had fallen.
I am mentally unhinged. Please stop bully.
i was beginning to wonder if anyone would use this thread
tfw desperately obsessed with erin
Reduce reuse recycle, I guess
Boo is, once again, mad.
cassie best skins
cook second best skins
He's something alright.
Is that why you smoke the butts, too?
this is how they defend
nah he's just obsessed with me
gonna go because its getting kind of shitty here
peace cool people and new goat poster who i am okay with
i'm gonna use that
you're just obsessed with me
I'm fucking emo
It's Kaybe by the way
That's sooo fucking hot
bard is still okay
there you go validation im going now bye
I feel obligated to twist this into an eating ass joke, but not motivated to.
Cook is pretty god tier.
Freddie is such a fucking faggot.
JJ not too bad.
i like emo boys ;o
But i'm a girl.
your so fucking obsessed with me
You've got until Wednesday. You're falling seriously short of your ass-eating joke quota.
:< -pputs pie in a baggie for you to take with you-
Fucking fire me, boss man.
s-sorry I can't t-talk to girls..
time for work
In what way am I obsessed?
Just kidding i'm actually a guy.
You'll never work in this town again, mark my words.
-thinks you need another piece of pie too and adds whipped cream-
I'm a big fish in a little pond anyway, fuck this town.
If i was immortal id make it through youtube eventually, the thought alone makes me want to rip out my eyes and dip them in vinegar, and then put them back into my head.
bai bai :)
i yelled so much tonight bruh
my family probably hates me
You're a "big fish" all right.
Hey slut if you gotta walk anywhere do it tonight because tomorrow you're gonna need a wheelchair
test is like a midget fish
Anyone who posts 2d is instantly 10% cooler than 3d posters.
Do they hear the things you say? I would hate you too.
0.o -doesn't think you understand much about blueberry pie...there're no butts involved-
-smiles brightly and holds out the slice to you- ^_^
fuck you too
Really baiting the hook tonight, teeps.
Who are you calling a slut? Do you have any idea who I am?
Just calling them as I see them. I love your food blog by the way.
D: -forgot the scoop of ice cream and brings it back with two, squeaking apologetically-
Should I set this on tp?
here i thought we were gonna be love interests
the discord mate
you were here for most of it werent you
There isn't nearly enough butter in that pan, I'm not that amateur.
No not realllyy but
All emo boys are huge sluts
eh i guess i forgive you
go for it
I couldnt tell you were yelling, or I was too high to tell.
im probably just stoned
beepop as the admin shouldn't you ban him for threatening me?
It's a hate-hate relationship.
Thank goodness your website has that appendix so that I can understand what you're saying. Now, let's see... butter, butter... ah! Here it is! Butter: see entry Chewing Tobacco
tp is the good guy in this situation
lowkey between me and you bard
im glad they are
fuck i hate coming down off a high
i felt so good all those hours ago
i feel threatened
bebop as the admin shouldnt you add my battle.net account
the pic itself is a meme
^.^ -is happy you're not upset and brings you tea to go with the pie-
i did mdma 2 days ago so I cant really get stoned it seems
yay my food is done cooking!
It starts with a B and ends with An N
he still threatened me
Same my man
Barn??? Is that you??????????????????
what you got? i just have pizza
OMG HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO 9/11 HES OBVIOUS SERIOUS
BAN HIM ALREADY, TP
just because i don't care doesn't mean shit like that shouldn't go un punished
me and you
let's do 9/11 before they can
now that is a threat
you are the mod not me
he threatened my safety and if you don't ban him you are fickle af
i just fried up my bacon perogies in a frying pan
quit spamming, TP.
They're good, but I don't think bacon sounds great in them.
-is Pu-erh, a type of doubly fermented chinese black tea- \^__^/
mfw i didn't even read the cap
what you drinking tonight?
idk what that is but it sounds good
bacon sounds great in them.
watch an apple keynote and try and spot reporters in the audience using windows laptops
please don't stare at me with your big Ban eyes
what isn't bacon great in?
they must feel like enormous failures
Nowhere near as good as a cheesy potato filling.
blah blah erin spam
bacon isn't great in someone elses tummy
but it sure is great in your own tummy
nobody has caused me to do that in a while
I like boring. Not that bacon is exciting anyway.
nom nom nom
bacon is exciting!
do you not see the irony?
last time you have cried go
and then i will say
i-I'm going to need new pants.....
I even see some powerbook G4s
this is how you make your employees feel inadequate
is that safe?
-gives TP a pat on the back, it's ok don't be scared-
from laughter or pain?
What seems to be the problem?
oh and emotional or physical? :^)
i cried like 6 hours ago
I feel so embarrassed
There was some scene on that really resoated w/ me and reminded me of childhood and the music was really emotional and strings and piano get to me
It was about some girls watching fireflies after the store was sold out of fireworks
that was when ghostie left him...
Six-ish years ago
who hasn't gotten dumped by ghostie though
the last time you cried was from haikuus?
last time I cried was from an emotional breakdown + resulting panic attack due to severe health problems (carbon monoxide poisoning)
Yeah but you like that feeling.
that's hella weird but i guess you had to be there
Ghostie probably hasn't dumped Obama.
Kid from my middle school died.
last time i manly cried was when my cat died in december
it's hard watching an animal deteriorate
from being sad, yeah. i have since then from actual pain
dank meme totally legit :^)
We just had a bonding experience my man
Thanks , Obama
last time i cried was two days ago on the phone to the department of work and pensions
they were stressing me out
i get pretty senti-mental dood
what about you man
you ever get feely but not sad?
Whens the last time you cried master
there are better ways to kill yourself with carbon monoxide than crying
sorry to hear that
damn now i;m thinking about my dead cat
fuck you guys
you played yourself
haikuus dropped you like a rock after you professed your love to her?
really fucked up man
honestly mate ghostie really did mean a lot more to me than i let out from the memeing at all
shame about the rape
i miss her so much
after that call, they phoned me back, changed my appointment for an >1 hour meeting to an appointment for a five minute phone call, added £30 to my benefit for attending the "meetings" i no longer had to attend, and bumped my benefits up to the >25s age group, so gave me an extra like £15 that way
basically crying on the phone to DWP meant i got an extra £85 a fortnight for nothing
I was crying because doctors didn't know why I was feinting/weak/etc. yet, and I kept getting worse until I could barely walk
I was scared
the carbon monoxide poisoning was not on purpose
that's good, glad you're okay now
now i get like the most disability benefit you can get instead of the least.
don't be afraid to cry.
I haven't cried this year and I can't remember before that.
i figured the last time you cried was when you got booted from discord
that had been done way before and i wasn't the one who said the words. it was some other bullshit then they ended up leaving 2days later
it's okay though because i realized some shit about myself, my eyes are open now.
shit wrong pepe
I guess that's the fate of folks in this place eh
everybody falls for someone toxic to them
it really sucks fam
you finally realize it was the jews this whole time?
you must be so pent up
you're saying this to a man who had just finished playing as an SS Officer for 3hours straight.
never forget MGD
in the arrrmssss offf the angeeeelsssssssss
i remember when my bunny died 2 years ago
i was playing katawa shoujo finishing the rin route
my grandma knocked on my door and said that my bunny had jumped off the rails of the balcony he had free roam on
i didnt even cry
i remember burying him and yelling at god for taking away everything i loved
like sometimes when i see second walking around i think it's persephone
cause she looks so much like her mother. it's really sad
split second of actual angry
still gets me :v]
I feel fine right now I think.
Do people normally need that kind of release?
I'm going to bed now goodnight bort
I PUT UP WALLS SO NOBODY CAN EVER HURT ME
WHY AM I SO FLAWED BARD
That's such a sweet name
My best friend Jesse has 3 generations of purebred shi tzus he raised from the first gen
Like 8 of those fuckers
it's crazy watchng animal generations
the children and all that
I always feel better after I get workedup
I usually get super
it helps me sleep sometimes
I AM A ROCK
I AM AN ISLAND
If only your bunny had told someone, or called a hotline. So sad.
I was reading a short book a couple months ago and the ending was bittersweet and it just made me feel honestly really lonely. It would be complicated to explain why.
Kitchen by Banana Yoshimoto, it's not something I'd call "necessary reading" but I liked it at least.
cirno is objectively worst 2hu
there is line where i keep my honor
you have crossed it
we're gonna have to fucking duel now mate
And a rock feels no pain.
And an island never cries.
i wanna go to bed but i dont know what fucking movie to watch
Well you had your momma cat and thee daughter right
the daughter can always have a nother child
stop bullying me
the authors name was banana?
come the fuck on
so the straight one is called a Jian
i still can't get any better name than "broad sword" for the other
looks a little like a scimitar or something
i will never forget the mean things youve done to me
they burn in my heart like a lit furnace from hell
bard is obviously not taking anything seriously
It's a pen name.
I don't remember her actual name.
Mean word slinging at five paces?
ah yeah thanks for telling your story tho
nice Dadao blade
i wish you werent attractive so you could learn a few lessons in life instead of having everything handed to you like you do now
you could use a real knock in the head to set you straight
Your cats never bred?
no im tlaking full on fencing duels
i choose rapier
the cats i have now are the kittens from the cat that died in december
I feel the significance of it is lost in the telling, but thanks for the opportunity to blog.
close, but it's not one of those
i paid for those you mongoloid
i think the doctors have discounted how easily a knock to the head can cure mental illness and have a person fit for work again
yeah, a decent income sounds lovely. can't do it though.
I mean, he is going to get old and baggy eventually.
I choose a section of picket fence.
What did I ever do to you
it weird like i always said like three cats were two cats too many, but when she died it has just felt empty af
money your boyfriend or the government spoonfeeds you doesn't count
once you hit the wall at 30 youre RUINED
and i will be here
that dogs smoking a fucking bone mate
and now if a another non related catcomes into your amily they can have kittens
and you will have another generation : )
your memory is not bad
ruined for what
i have great qualifications, i'm just not allowed to use them
do you think i get disability benefits cause i'm attractive?
Still waiting for an answer
youre not going to get disability benefits because my boy is going to destroy your tumblr NEET culture
You and that dog have a lot in common, then.
i live in scotland, trump does not affect our welfare system
once these fuckers are dead i'm never having another pet
i don't understand what it's like to live in another country, have a disability, and to receive benefits for it, but i assume it's just lazy neets, and MUH TRUMP will put an end to all that shit
Ah I suppose that's understandable
I couldn't go through life without a companion
I am interested, when I finally move from where I'm at now in maybe getting a Cockatoo
erin post your neat dog i wanna smile
i donno like i can't really handle when things i live with everyday die
it really fucking sucks
I never did anything mean to you.
you misspelled neet
Fuck this day lol I'm far too zombie
That's very understandable
Twerk at werk wew
sorry for getting emo
i guess momorial day brings the worst out a nigga
i love all you guys
maybe evan luka
gonna regret that post fo sho
memorial day gun sales were OP btw
Ain't no problem g
I love you too tp
my present to you emo brits
mfw lay down and anxiety/insomnia kick in
Erin blew Scoots?
I'm telling Yan
probably should bed before i get to gay
I will protect you sister
I was in Portland on Saturday and Sunday btw :^)
I might be again today too
Autism is contagious
okay that's kewl
with apple watch you can just tap your friends on the wrist to get their attention
sounds so simple but wow
I was in portland on friday. went to a house rave.
witnessed a shotgun murder too.
my watch gets here in a couple of days, but i don't know anyone else who has one ;-;
sounds annoying as fuck
i've been to almost every gun store in the state in the past few days looking for a few specific pistols, so far none have had them ;-;
i might just have to.. order them from the people who make them..
you need to talk about anything?
Watch me whip
watch me nae nae?
it like mirrors your taps on their wrist
i am astounded
didn't know that new haptic feedback engine was so accurate
the taptic engine they call it
its a little box that takes up like a third of the watch
so if you just
tap the fuck out of it
god pls no
Did you... mean shotgun wedding or...?
i imagine so
Put watch on dick and tap
You're going to get rid of the CP, or . . . ?
aaaa i have one of these things on the way
i am ready
he's been saying murder for 2days now
maybe youre just not supposed to be friends with assholes lol
show me where
apple has a friendly feel as a company, i don't think they really build things for assholes intentionally
Apple is fucking great idk why they get such a bad rap
i also replaced my windows 10 netbook with a macbook air
which was like the best thing i've done in years, that netbook was a punishment, macs are lovely, they just werk
Apple are a soulless corporation
i don't think anyone does but clearly that won't stop anyone from finding little things like that to fuck with others
like pacemakers that use wifi and can be hacked. fucking hate people
i know right
it's just a bandwagon
you say that
but they totally aren't
and their watch thinks a chicken cutlet has a pulse
yeah, you can hack drug delivery computers and stuff really easy and the companies refuse to upgrade the firmware to prevent it
how many people have to be hacked to death :s
No, an actual murder.
Might get an iPhone lol
What the fuck happened?
i have never regretted the apple switch
android and windows are my past, and there they remain
how commercial is making a smart watch from shitty plastic
so fucking lazy
well done microsoft
Buy m-muh soul lol
apple watches are made from an aluminium ceramic carbide alloy
contains aluminium, gold, and ceramic, in a specific blend, that gives the appearance of gold, the strength of aluminium, and the weight of ceramic
we get it
you like apple
another thing made from a carbide ceramic: Spartan's bones in Halo
I was walking down a sketchy road in portland to the convenience store from the party to get my under 21 friends beer.
I heard a few loud bangs, and at first I wasn't sure what I heard. Then I thought about it and I was sure it was a 12-guage.
I kept walking a few block up the road and saw this mexican running inbetween two houses all sketch like. I walked right passed him and kept on to the store.
on my walk back from the store I passed by the house where he was running from and I noticed someone on a stretcher covered in blood and they were getting him to the ambulance.
I'm guessing he was still alive as they were going fast. I walked right past that too.
Thats pretty spook
Can't wait until Trump gets rid of the Mexicans
I want to say "you should have stopped that guy", but you know what? Dumbass probably has been caught by now so no reason to risk your life.
tbh i had one of the first android phones then switched to iphone, i'm back to android again. i don't prefer either, they're both just as good.
reminds me of console wars
because there isn't any?
until it becomes a big thing, they won't care the slightest. it saves time/money
not like i need it though. might just get a gun safe to put my guns in then go move far far away where i'll never need one
I was rolling tits on mdma
what wa I gonna do, Hug and rub him to death?
He had a shotgun, dude
Sh-shut up >.>
Why would you want to say something that asinine? It is worth it to get involved in that shit 0% of the time.
people like you are the bane of society
I don't think he had it with himself at that point.
Because I watch too much television.
so how was your day?
Erio and I both started listening to the same things recently and I'm realizing that I was weird af in school before.
Have you ever read Mario Puzo's The Godfather?
Or not enough television. If your brain were fully rotted out you wouldn't have been able to form the complete thought.
I have not.
Did you read the part of the post where I said that Ui made the right choice?
not hating your normie Ex-schoolmates
I like that song
He would have shot Ui
My day just started... and Erio is mine ._.
Do you really want me so confined to a couch?
I'm only half serious
I get where you come from with the initial thought but
I am super biased as a criminal towards criminals
he def dropped the gun, and I saw him run back to the house after I heard the noise then book it out. I'm guessing he was running back in to asess how big of a dun goof he did, and then realized there was nothing he could do but run.
i'm just glad I didn't get involved. although the cop did stalk out the house rave and pull over drunk drivers/underage drinkers. thankfully the cops didn't get a warrant and storm in.
any plans? what do you mean by yours?
nah its raining here... no plans today but rest..
erio is my lover
Are you really this incapable of reading? You fake the ability quite well.
I'm the son of a cop.
Call me biased as well, I suppose.
mmm rain in ny sounds so nice though! i'd call up my friends and go on a ride through the city, get some good footage that way.
i've been replaced so soon? o.o
I mean, ideally you would be an anthropomorphic couch and I could have people pay to come and sit on your face all day. But I digress.
Oh I love it so much
You've fascinaated me
Anything else you would shar e about yourself? no wories if not of course ahaha
I don't want to sound weird but this is adds alot to my drama elements i have in my head for this place
I mean he just shot someone else a minute ago and you want Ui to charge at him to stop him?
So what if he dropped the shotgun, he could have had a sidearm with Ui's name on it
You're not very street smart
Yeah the rain washes all the feces away..
And stop lying you don't have friends here lol
Erio and I have been lovers for 4 years
Rain in ny sounds greasy as fug
lol sounds like something good that should happen in India
i don't, i'm saying if i lived there, baka
i know, he named you after one of my favorite things <3
i'd do the same in portland. i just wanna ride more man but ain't shit to do here anymore.
portland is like the second greenest major city in the u.s. behind seattle, I believe.
I would demand a rather stringent screening process for the attractiveness of my face-sitters or I'd have to call my lawyer.
And I'd want the TV running at all times and a 50% cut of the profits. Being the one doing the real work I'm giving you a good break here. I can always find somebody else to find people that want to sit on a piece of living furniture.
I bring things up mostly as they become relevant.
I'm surprised you didn't already know that though, I've said it rather often.
You must have also missed the part where I said it's a good thing he didn't do that.
You're not very reading comprehension smart.
he named me after your penis?
We never really do get to talking much
Maybe I'm just never around for it
I did read that part of your reply, it was still dumb of you to want Ui to risk his life
I can't sleep
are you feeling better?
I think I would be too terrified to question you, you being a horrifying misapprehension of God and all. Maybe I would even grow to resent you and plot to snuff you out with a plastic furniture cover. Now that's an erotic horror story that I could get behind.
I tried to fall asleep and i layed in bed and instantly got anxiety and insomnia.
selling memes, get your hot spicy memes here
i love bothering test
i mean that makes sense since portland
just can't help but talk about it.
Those can't sleep feels
I love memes
are you still feeling anxious
I fell asleep early ....again....and woke up in the middle of the night...again.... and now I can't sleep.....again
seems like this happens a lot lately
.... are you my master?
so it was your penis...
what does erio say about me?
take it or leave it
portland is nice. even the bums are happy
Just exercise to the point of exhaustion every night.
If there's anything you're curious about just ask. I'll almost definitely answer honestly.
Your existence is aggravating in general, so it's not hard.
Your fear would be well-placed.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Name a price and show me the goods.
Don't we all.
You wish, sweetheart.
Oh shit waddup
ignored me even tho i paid him
Here come dat boi.
Can I ask you something?
You wouldn't survive a day in the city lmao
who are you then? o.o
Knowing you it will be something embarrassing or bothersome.
But go ahead.
no but we'll keep saying it was anyway. it's full of blood now though, you gotta stop or i can't help myself..
you don't want to know.
many people ride bmx bikes there?
Nice, that was my question actually. Thanks for answering.
wish I could help :(
I'm a lil tired tonight for all that nonsense :P buut I will keep the offer ope n thank you
...I had a good laugh from that one.
That wasn't a one-time offer, I meant if you're ever curious.
here come dat slav
о сука блять иди нажой waddup?
Better than your boyfriend.
That's fucking disgusting.
that just makes it sound all the more likely that it is you
I like you but not like like : )
I don't believe I heard you correctly
What kind of music are you into big boy
not as much as they used to.
I used to race bmx
I've never been so heartbroken.
EDM, of course.
Rest in pieces.
Enlighten me, approximately how many likes until you're sticking it in his pooper? By which I mean his mouth.
are there many laws against it? like i wanna have fun on in and not just ride around from a to b
Enough likes to build a car
I live in iowa that niggas in like cali
I live in Illinois.
The toppy part or the bottomy part?
people ride their bikes on backroads with curves and without bike lanes. sidewalks are nice too.
never seen someone pulled over on a bike on the sidewalk
The middley part. Peoria.
The electronic kind
Are we talking House or Garage here?
mfw I want the creepy crawly feelings to go away but have no xanax
House, DNB, Dubstep, Techno, Darkwave, etc.
Wow, you could totally be smashing your balls against Bard's chest in like 5 hours.
but surely someone would do something if i wasn't just riding it, right?
that feeing sister
You wanna go 1for 1 with me?
You can go first
What else do you do with a bike?
are u gonna attach it to wings?
niggr r u high
Is that what the kids do these days? Whatever happened to shit like going out for coffee with people?
What does that even mean
He wants you to give him a song.
Give me a song to listen to and Ill give you one back
I don't understand the question.
When you get coffee with somebody, there's a risk that you might connect with them emotionally. People are terrified of that, so it's much easier to just ask somebody if they want to smash balls or not.
You ever been to Rockford? I have family down there.
youre proving my point
Heard this one at the club. In a more dance version
decorative as fuck
so feng shui
well the .gif i posted was flying high.gif
so I didnt know if u were asking if i was physically or metaphorically high.
what do you think
where did she go?
They look sort of cheap and tacky to me.
they are cheap, they're budget training weapons
so what are you poisons of choice my man?
what do you attune your senses with
Don't listen to that nerd
they look dope
looking for father
I MAY have passed through a few times on the way to Wisconsin but I'm sure I've never stopped there. I've gone to Wisconsin like 20 times to go to the EAA event in Oshkosh, so the possibility exists.
Nothing. I'm boring like that.
cum for me
Good on ya
care to share a bit about yourself?
I only wanted to play a game of monopoly.
what a loserrrrr
What a whore.
I'm just a meme invited here by another memer.
No one is better than Erio
kanra invited you?
Funny, I easily am.
Please, you probably like being called a whore.
I said a meme, not a faggot.
give me something to work with, babe. i'll return the favor
i just wanted to set the world on fire
Too wet to go for a jog... im freaking out...
I guess that would explain the way that they look.
Hey, I get it, some people like tacky. That's fine. I wish that I had an 11 foot Garfield statue on my front lawn.
Oh, alright. You take the I-39 up here? What's your connection with the EAA stuff?
Radical my man
Thanks for the track and here is one I think that may be nejoyable, although a slightly different vein
If ya so choose of course
what keeps you up at this god awful hour?