So, a friend of mine has a PS4, because he's a fucking retard, and he's trying to get me into Bloodborne, presumably because he sucks dick at video games and wants to see what happens in it. He did the same thing with God Hand, which I played the shit out of previously, and Mad Max, which I lost interest in within the span of two hours.
(I watched him get killed by a mudcrab in Skyrim. On two separate occasions. Yes, seriously. He has a vendetta against them now.)
Problem is, I just can't get into it. So far, I've wandered around this shitty town killing what looks like the Victorian version of the enemies in Resident Evil 4, and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing or why I should care, since the game is so vague about everything (I can't figure out how to equip things to my square button, for one, so I've been throwing molotovs by opening the menu and mashing X). Not to mention that like half the times I've been killed have been legitimately me being shit at it, and the other half of the time something hits me while I'm mid-dodge move and six feet away from whatever it looks like it's hitting, or something flies in from fucking offscreen somewhere (dogs), which takes away all my blood shit, which is fucking annoying. I spent like two hours in total playing it, and like three quarters of that time has been spent tracking down whatever previously killed me so I can get my shit back. It'd be fine, but the combat feels clunky as hell to the point where it's just tedious.
So I guess what I'm saying is, is it even worth the effort to "git gud"? Does the story become interesting of even coherent? When do I get a left hand weapon that isn't this borderline worthless pistol? I saw a shield on a loading screen, why can't I just have that instead? Should I have taken the blunderbuss instead? Which starter weapon should I have picked? Not sure I'm digging this cane whip thing.
Also, what am I missing if I'm not playing online? I already pay for the fucking internet, why would they think I want to pay for the internet twice? Can I put my dick in that doll in that little hub area? Why aren't the weird monsters and the humanoid enemies at each other's throats? I've got a million questions about this shit.
I've never played any of those Dark Souls games, but I did watch this guy I know playing one of them for a couple hours. He was doing some shit where he was more or less naked and never leveled up for some reason, so I'm not sure I witnessed how people would normally play these games.
I think I'm going to roll a new character, since I'm not very far in the game at all, so it's only a waste of like one level. My friend isn't home though, so I don't want to go farther than I've already gone. Then again, it's not like he's going to remember half the shit anyway since he spends 90% of his waking life drinking shitty beer. He told me that everyone in this world is fucked up from drinking period blood, what the fuck?
Bloodborne/Dark Souls thread. I hear they're pretty much the same game.
If there's already a thread, sorry. I tried ctrl+fing the catalog, but there's one instance of "Dark Souls" that I can't locate.