Just a heads up, if you're looking to see a flick in cinemas and don't want to give money to the Disney Jew...

I honestly hope he wastes another 4 hours ruining this thread so we can just make another in 10 minutes.

i already gave my money to the mouse

:^)

Did… did Duane just quietly threaten that reviewer?

Yes, you got triggered, your thread's dead. Like I said I got a movie to go to, but if I'm not too busy and you keep making a total idiot of yourself I'll be back. Certainly.

Right now I'm just laughing at your bizarre attempt to force this movie, your horrendously terrible taste, and the fact that you're making posts and replying to yourself. You must feel really lonely and threatened.

holy moly look at those racks

Yes yes Im very threatened and you're a very big man. Enjoy your movie dude.

Yeah that's right, women outside of hollywoof have tits.

And she STILL would be a much better Lara Croft than the flat munter they chose.

:) Glad I can waste your time and expose your paranoid autism to even more anons, it's truly an amusement in itself.
By the way even if this is a joke and you're not actually a paranoid dumbfuck this is still incredibly autistic, congrats user.

That's not saying much, but that's the whole point. That's why they cast a flat girl like this in the role of a sex symbol. That's why they gave Tomb Raider to Alicia Vikander. The whole point is "Men like tits. Men like these things. Let's take them away from them." What they don't get is that women love tits too.

this

when i was like 11 my brother had a girlfriend who had a nice rack, and it was summer and we had a pool in our back yard, and she would come over and she would get changed in my sisters room (sister wasnt living with us at the time) so i put a cd under the door and would get changed in the bathroom down the hall and would peep on her changing by the reflection off the cd.

I thought u said you were leaving. I even said enjoy your movie dude. Yet here you are.

get a load of this guy cam 😒

But is it more autistic than ironically shitposting the same thread three times because you're butthurt your taste is shit and your thread was killed, and proclaiming you're going to "keep a watch" for an user's posts and schedule threads to post later? Ask yourself, I think you know the answer deep down.

Movie starts at 6:30. I figure I have time to finish dumping this folder before it starts.

I have hundreds more.

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kek

Why are people posting cow pics in this thread?

You're mean.

You'll notice no sages. This was a kindness. You're going to have to have conversations with yourself for hours to keep this thread on the front page until I get back. Toodles.

Oh thank God. Its gone. So can we all agree. What a dick right?

Anyone watching hollywood garbage should be doused in acid and then kicked into an industrial shredder.

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deadline.com/2017/12/disney-fox-merger-box-office-domination-last-jedi-1202228606/

Jumanji is with Sony Pictures and not under Disney? Well that's just because they haven't bought Sony yet, the long-term gameplan is if you don't want to see Disney Shit A, see Disney Shit B goyim…

Please don't associate your animeposting with this lit movie

ok

I don't give a shit about this movie, but here's some tits in return to the other user. I have a couple thousand.

Based cownoisseur.

Man, I'd kill to have those sex-stilts wrapped around my head. I'm not even a leg-man, but I'm willing to make an exception.

Men obsessed with giant tits are basically infants yearning for Mommy.

t.flatlet
men like big tits because they signify prime breeding material

t. pedo

>t. (((sigmund fraud)))

I found the woman with no tits in the thread. You should kill yourself.

Pics three and four make me want to vomit. Pic five is perfect.

Big tits are for losers and mentally stunted manchildren.

Pic one is nice.

That's a pretty awful photoshop.

Agreed.

Why?

Also here's part 1 of 2 of this chick.

Part 2.

It's been six hours and he's still going

Fed up of this fucking shit. Big tits are nice, a joy even. But they are not a pre-requisite to finding a woman attractive. Let me highlight how retarded you are.

Karen Gillan stands at 5' 10". Slightly taller than your average woman and slim also. Her bra size is 32B. 44% of women in the U.S have B cups, and it's by far the most common cup size. A literal average. Not judging women smaller than that, just pointing out that by this metric a large percentage of the women you meet will 'fall flat', emphasis on the flat.

In contrast, most of the women you have posted possess D cups and above. This accounts for ~10% of women. Not exactly representative. Some have DD or above, a result of freak genetics or simple obesity (see how cup sizes have rapidly increased due to changes in diet and hormones) Only 1% of women fit this category of DD or greater. AA cups are equally rare. One of those women has Gigantomastia which is a growth disorder, at which point it moves from preference to fetish.

Big breasts are amazing, but to scold someone for finding a woman with average breasts attractive is retarded. It's the equivalent of a woman saying a man should be 6' 3" or have an 8 inch penis to be attractive and suitably 'Hollywood'. Stop wanking to porn and start interacting with real women with real bodies.

I'm married and my wife has massive tits, it's fucking amazing.

Oh. As you were then.

not an argument

wait, is this ironic shilling or not? sarcasm?
I can't tell anymore

That's nice, I just wish you would consider what impact it might have when you say women with smaller breasts aren't attractive or feminine. Not all women have big or even average chests.

You should consider the impact massive tits have on my dick.

we gettin #litty celebrating Litmas without the critics

Your post is incredibly ironic, as every word of it is complete and total bullshit.

Slightly taller? No shit sherlock, average female height is 5'4. She's the average height of MEN. Like most of the ugly sticks in Hollywood.

Bald-faced, complete and total flat out lie. Google "average US bra size". IT'S FUCKING DD. Double-fucking-D you retard. THAT is average. She's a full three cups below average you lying sack of shit.

And D is the worldwide average, so even eliminating the US as the standard, she's still WAY below average.

What fucking effect does your stupid ass think you're having on women when the average is DD and Hollywood asserts anything larger than B is "unnatural" and "unrealistic"? YOU'RE LITERALLY TELLING THE VAST MAJORITY OF WOMEN THEIR BODIES AREN'T NORMAL YOU HYPOCRITICAL SACK OF SHIT.

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only if you count the obese women

Nope, that's covered too. There's been a ton of studies on this. It's largely due to sexual selection. Men who want to be fathers (high testosterone) prefer bigger breasts. Men who have no desire to be fathers (lot testosterone beta cucks) prefer smaller breasts. The group with functional testosterone levels thus naturally are more likely to reproduce and thus the genes for bigger breasts are more likely to be passed on.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22722955

Additionally, men who prefer larger breasts tend to be more independent, witty and the life of the party: researchgate.net/publication/18778651_Correlates_of_heterosexual_somatic_preference

Meanwhile, men who prefer smaller breasted women tend to fear competition and stopped developing during childhood and have fixated on a childhood crush as having the ideal body type because they see women with large breasts as out of their league. They also describe themselves as "more open-minded about their sexuality" while men who prefer larger breasts are strictly straight. Thus, it's scientifically proven men who prefer small breasts are soyboy faggots.

As for obesity, it's unrelated. The average band size is 34. The bra sizes are increasing while weight is remaining stable or in some cases even decreasing: dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1350919/Why-ARE-womens-breasts-getting-bigger-The-answers-disturb-.html

tl;dr: u r mr gay

Men who prefer bigger breast are normie mental midget simpletons who are too insecure about their sexuality and perceived manliness. Thanks for confirming.

I'm just saying, I've lived here many years and I don't see many women with huge tits

Roastie please, go back to tumblr.

It's the exact opposite. They're alphas, charmers, success stories, and not gay.

Your ilk are genetic failures, stopped maturing in childhood and quite literally are gay.

You're female. This is anecdotal evidence. You're trying to dismiss studies with "That's not true because of my personal undocumented experience."

It's always funny to see the mentaL gymnastics will go through lol