Previously on KnightQuest: You wander around hell with Valarie for a time and find yourselves in the work district. You Valarie causes some mischief and you stare leave a wonderful community. You find the approximate location of Wellington from some troubled demons in the Ideas Department, who become more troubled when Kiki bursts in, riding Wormy - A Death Borer. You all ride Wormy into the pit, where you believe Wellington to be.
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Brayden Davis
Fukk valarie
Ryan Johnson
where is part 2 :DDDD
Kayden Phillips
It's been coming for a long bloody time and I'm really sorry about that. It's just been so long that I can't fucking remember some of the dialogue or commands, so I don't wanna put it up until it's done.
Colton Cook
Yeah! Fuck Valarie! She's had a real bad attitude for a while now!
You inform her of this problem. "Fair point, well made." Valarie responds "Now piss off."
Jaxon Peterson
Observe that monitor looking thing.
Ryan Wright
Have sexual intercourse with valarie
Jaxson Lee
It appears to be some sort of table that a victim is strapped to for torture. "Heh… I have the same model at home…" Valarie chuckles nervously. "It's dripping…" Kiki shudders.
Liam Hall
Strap valarie to it
David Perry
"Keep it in your pants, boy." Valarie gags "Just because you can't fuck a dragon, doesn't mean I'm gonna let you have me."
Leo Nelson
Strike her down with whatever you can find in your knight pockets/sheathe
Brandon Perez
Knights have pockets? That would have been SO useful to know earlier.
"We should get moving." Valarie says "Which direction do you think we should head in? Toward or away from the cries for help? Oh wait, that's right, they're all around us and are annoying the hell out of me."
Ethan Foster
check for skelebro by screams
Parker Howard
Check inventoiry
Jason Morris
Roll to see what direction we take 0-5 Toward 6-9 Away
James Carter
Rape Valarie.
Caleb Scott
...
Lucas Jones
Rollin'
Inventory: Lewd Dragon Book History Book Nercro(phillia)mancy book "Calcium and You - A guide to Healthy Bones" Book "O" Book Ghost Knife Boxatrix Speaking Stone Rooted Boots Broken Sword Broken Sword Pieces Some rope
Connor Collins
Toward it is! You head in the direction of the screams, some of them anyway, in search of Wellington. You walk for what seems like some time without seeing even a single (whole) skeleton, thus decide to rest by some poor tortured soul, maybe have a picnic.
"P-please, could you pass me that fish. I am so hungry and I cannot reach it." the soul begs.
Levi Foster
fuck you, finders keepers. Actually have you seen a really cool skeleton?
Anthony Gray
"You deny a starving man a meal that has been out of his reach for many years, then you demand he answer your questions?" the soul asks "I am sorry, I had thought you were another soul such as I. No… You are indeed a demon."
"Close." Valarie smirks "Just an idiot. Though, they have been torturing me for some time."
Kiki coos quietly in intrigue at the stranger.
Eli Sullivan
JEEZ FINE, ITS NOT LIKE I HAVENT HAD A BAD DAY OR SOMETHING.
KIKI, GIVE THE MAN HIS STUPID FISH.
Henry Edwards
Kiki struggles to pick up the fish with her wings and instead opts to pick it up with her talons instead and hops over to the soul. The soul gasps and flicks his long hair behind his head. "Karane? Is it really you?" the soul wimpers "Oh! Karane! It is you! My daughter! My darling!" He grabs Kiki and embraces her. "Oh, my daughter! You are in rags! And you are in such a horrible place… It seems I have failed you."
Valarie pulls a face to imply she's gagging, but you quickly scold her with a hand gesture.
Matthew Barnes
Wow kiki, thanks for introducing me. Rude.
Connor Rodriguez
sorry its just me, I'm trying to give it time before acting
Matthew Brown
No prob, bob. You can post a command straight away, keeps the thread alive. I usually wait 5-10 mins before writing and drawing anyway. Oh geez, has everyone else left already? At least a few people posted on that other one.
Zachary Lewis
Throw out the Lewd Dragon Book after masturbating to it
Jaxon Davis
Y-yes. Because you've never done that before, even once.
You wonder why Kiki never mentioned him. "I dunno this guy. Never met him before!" Kiki blurts out. "Y-you don't know me?" the soul asks, devestated "Oh! Those fiends! What did they do to my poor, sweet Karane?"
"You probably wanna get your buttbuddy away from him." Valarie chuckles "He's probably crazy. Been down here too long." "Young woman, I most certainly have not!" the soul protests "I am King Rotherick Blackwing the Eighth, or at least, I was. That was before that bastard King of Sheran declared war on our Kingdom and scattered my kin."
"Been there, done that." Valarie scoffs.
John Ward
Seems nobody's gonna post any more tonight. We'll resume 10pm GMT Saturday
Brody Peterson
Shall we resume?
Oliver Perry
Stick your dick in the fish and remember the good ol' days
Aaron Walker
No… You left those days are behind you when you started this quest.
Nathaniel Torres
Jump in and give them both a hug. Hugs solve every problem.
Zachary Gomez
This seems like a very private moment between a father and his daughter…
…which can only be improved by your intrusion!
You go to hug the everloving SHIT out of the two, but you slip on the ice and fall flat on your ass. Everyone laughs at you. You feel a fool.
Matthew Morales
What happened to the rest of the party? This is my first time being in one of these threads and it seems like it got narrowed down to two loony chicks
Brody Torres
Act like you meant to do that, you're no fool probably
Colton Hughes
What said but to be more specific use your beak to break the ice and see if you can chip away at it or something
Logan Howard
Basically, you all finally made it to the Dragon's mountain home, where you met Kiki (The Harpy) and K'tyr (A nervous mouse). You found out you couldn't stick yer dick in the dragon, so you used Graveyar's boxatrix in desperation, which opened a portal to hell and sucked you all in.
You insist that it is all part of your plan and repeatedly smash your face into the ice.
"Give it up." Valarie sighs "This is ice. In hell. The hottest place imagineable. That shit's gotta have some sort of magical enchantment or something. There's no way you could-"
A huge chuck of ice breaks off from the rest.
Well waddaya know. Protagonist powers activate.
Eli Gutierrez
Claim the ice as yours
Nicholas Long
Reminisce about your old skeleton friend and keep pecking the ice… and then maybe Valarie for doubting you.
Jaxson Perry
Brag about what you just did. They're the fools for doubting your ice breaking skills.
Wyatt Richardson
You take the largest chunk of ice as your prize, and keep it between your legs for safe keeping.
You move your arms into optimal position so that they won't get in the way of your ice mining and in fact strengthen your posture and hits. You bend your knees to bring you closer to the ice, thus reducing a minor amount of wind resistance to your movements.
Your powers are immense! Who looks the idiot now, Valarie!?
Ryder Russell
Give the ice a mighty peck that would pierce the heavens
Carter Williams
Register that as a new battle and utility skill. Now ask where the skeleton is.
Adam Martin
Burrow through the ice and defeat satan
David Campbell
You give the ice an almighty headbut and completely shatter it!
"Huh, wow. Wonder why I didn't try that." Rotherick ponders
You're not entirely sure what to call this skill, considering it's brand new, so you opt to just call it what it is - "Spicy noggin bonk"
You ask Rotherick if he's seen Wellington. "Oh, the skeletons usuallu congregate around the wallks, clambering to get out." he directs "Not sure why. Perhaps they weren't skeletons when they started walking."
Zachary Lewis
ask skeletons what's going on
Liam Russell
Hey OP, what are the rules for quests on Holla Forums? What's been your experience doing them so far? I tried one on Holla Forums awhile ago, but it was very slow to keep things going.
Jonathan Nelson
Onward to the Skeletons! Thank the two for their help and go onward with your new power in mind.
Carter Howard
People hate them, mostly. This is my first one. Proabably shoulda done it on /tg/ tbh.
Hudson Clark
Wait, really? Why is that? I don't think you'd fare any better on /tg/. It's gotta be even slower than here or Holla Forums.
Adrian Bailey
Weeeell, I'm exaggerating a bit. But I get a few "Stop it with this shit." posts per thread. /tg/ is the true home of quest threads, really.
Benjamin Ward
You holler at the skeletons, but they're either too far away to hear or they don't respect you enough to respond. Either way you're gonna need to go over there.
"Heheh. He fell over." Kiki chukles
Easton Martin
Add Rotherick to the party and go there.
Jose Lee
Go beat up those skellies. Tell them there dead mothers are skeleton hookers.
Adam King
Beat up everyone, become a solo guy
Brandon Howard
"Ah, alas, I have remained here for so long my legs have withered away. I cannot move." Rotherick sighs "Even if I could, I am dead, I cannot leave. Though, while I am not sure, you seem positively alive.
Seriously though, it's like I've been skipping leg day for ten thousand years."
You tell Rotherick to hold your hoops and start walking toward the walls. "Very well, I wish you luck in finding your friend." he says "Look after my daughter or I'll haunt you forever."
"Hey should we just leave him here?" Valarie asks "He can't even walk." "Wormy can look after him!" Kiki chirps as she calls the Death Borer over "Look after Rubber ring for me, Wormy!"
As you walk to the wall, you hear Rotherick cry out in the distance. "Oh by Urthir, it's tuna!? I've been waiting ten thousand years for tuna? I really am in hell!"
Sorry this took so long to post. Dropped my pen and couldn't find it for ages
Benjamin Watson
scream wellingtons name
Landon Wright
No response
Nathan Martinez
Pop off one of the skeleton's heads and interrogate them for information on Wellington.
Landon Jones
Inform them if they pile on top of one another they might get out faster
Angel Richardson
"Ahhhh"
"It- It looks like they're uh… ah…" Valarie gulps "J-just empty shells. You won't get a res-sponse unless it's Wellington."
You tell them about your ingenious idea. "But if the bone men fall apart on top of eachother, how will they know how to put the right parts on themselves?" Kiki asks
"If I wasn't still thinking about skeletons p-piling themselves on one another I'd come over there and slap the stupid right out of you" Valarie says
Jayden Robinson
Start pissing on every skeleton until one of them complains. That's how we'll find Wellington
Jordan Baker
Valarie slowly walks over to you and looks you straight in the eye (or at least approximately where they should be).
"If you try pissing on any one of these. I will hurt you. I am not joking. I am deadly fucking serious." she says with an eerie calmness "I have just realised I am touching this skull. I am going to have to sit down for a bit."
Henry King
IM SICK OF YOU SHIT LOLI, YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING FUN
Now we pout.
Parker Reed
Convince one of the skellingtons that it actually isn't an empty shell and that it should help you find your bony companion. After all all skellingtons are friends, and should be able to tell each other apart.
Christian Brooks
Piss on Valarie to show your the dominant alpha male
Nicholas Harris
Valarie sits down for a minuite to calm herself.
Gosh! Why's it always gotta be about her disgusting fetishes?
"I don't understand what's going on." Kiki complains You tell her it's something she's gonna have to get used to.
You pick a random skeleton and get all pally with it. Your mildly boneist assumption leads you to temporarily replace Wellington with a less than adequate skeleton.
Nicholas Parker
How many skeletons are there? Like 10? Go up to each one and poke them or make forcible eye contact.
Joshua Wood
Use skeleton's hand to bitch slap Valarie.
Then tell your new skeleton to recruit another skeleton, then to tell the skeleton he recruits the same thing. By the end of it, we'll have all the skeletons recruited to our team.
Brandon Watson
Wear a skeleton
Brandon Hernandez
Too many to count. or copy paste, while remaining visually appealing
"Ahn~" That noise made you feel very uncomfortable.
You tell the Skeleton to begin some sort of plan to recruit skeletons, then have them recruit more and so on, like some sort of structured shape scheme that is incredibly legal and will work.
The skeleton just blankly stares back.
(checked) You try and fit into your new friend's ribcage, but only succeed in breaking a rib off and bruisng yourself quite severely.
Kiki seems to have taken an interest in the wall.
Luis Collins
Ask Kiki to fly up the wall to see what's up there
Ian Price
Attach broken rib to top of helm, become uniknight
Luke Brooks
KIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
whachu ponderin over there
Ayden Russell
And have her take a skelebro up there with her
Kayden Stewart
"The wall's all red! We don't have red walls at home."
You attempt to attatch the rib, but it disintigrates in seconds
You have Kiki scout near the Wall's top for Wellington, along with the skull of your replacement bonebuddy.
"Hi."
Brandon Clark
Ask Wellington what the hell is he doing at the top of the wall.
Xavier Anderson
Can we switch the skulls and being Wellington's skull back down to put on one of the other bodies?
Also tell Wellington that Valarie is making googly eyes at the other boneheads down here,
Lincoln Rivera
"What're you doing in the pit? I think is the better question." he responds "Also, who are you, little harpy?"
"Ohh, you're with the Knight. Also no, you can't switch my skull. Gross."
Kiki informs Wellington about the undead sluttoberfest Valarie is about three coxyxes away from throwing.
"At least it's not me for once."
Matthew Clark
Kiki is Kiki!
Have Kiki look at what's outside the pit. And ask Wellington if there is a way to get us out without having Kiki fly each of us up. Don't want to tire her out.
David Harris
Stack up the skeletons and climb out.
Brandon Myers
You're dying to say "I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU", this is probably going to be the best situation to use it.
Landon Stewart
"Kiki is Kiki… I see…"
Outside the pit is simply the work area from where you entered.
You are far too heavy for Kiki to even consider lifting you. Under normal circumstances, Valarie could simply fly out, but she is trying to lay low.
You spout your incredible line, while throwing the skeleton's arm. It follows, but sits down and just reaches up the side of the wall.
The skeletons are somewhat uncooperative.
Now seems a fine time to pause as I am getting super tired. Really liking the enthusiasm this week. No thread next week, unfortunately, as I am away. KnightQuest will resume in 2 weeks at Friday 10pm GMT
Sebastian Nguyen
Have fun OP. Love your threads even if I only end up reading them right when they end.
Connor Cruz
Fuck the girl.
Jordan Scott
You started these last year right? I feel like its been ages.
Daniel Thomas
Thanks bruh. It's comments like these that keep me doing these threads.
The date on the third thread is January 29th of this year. So I started 2 weeks before that, making the first one 15/1/16. Not last year, but pretty damn close.
Christian Myers
Oh fuck yeah knight quest thread
Mason Butler
Oh fuck me knight quest thread was already over. this is the dark souls of knight quest