We know the game was actually completed and the leaked version that was patched by fans is actually a very early one. Even though the dedicated fans that finished the game did an admirable job, they didn't even have 50% of the game. So what I say is, we steal the game. Like, the latest version, which probably needs some debugging but the internet will fix that in a day after we leak it. We just need a team.
I need an expert on explosives and gadgets, a sexy and athletic lady, and a wisecracking black tech guy. I already have the muscle, a hacker, a black van and a guy who's just pretending like he's part of the team and will betray us at the last moment because he wants to steal the game so he can sell it to a private collector that won't share it with the internet.
Who's with me?
Matthew Price
Honestly, Star Fox 2 is pretty much perfect as it is. It already feels like finished a game. If there was more content for it that would be great, but I doubt any of it would be of the same caliber as what we already have.
Nathaniel Kelly
The main developer said we mere peasants don't even know what the finished game is like. He said they pretty much finished the game.
Noah Hall
Sounds like a plan boss.
Matthew Bailey
Do you need someone to tell people to choke on it?
Jaxon Scott
One liners? Goes without saying. We have to make sure no one's around to actually hear them, though.
Isaac Gutierrez
Oh boy, can't fucking wait to play this masterpiece
Mason Cooper
That shit was so cool-looking on the Super FX 2 chip, and it would've been a perfect boss for a Platinum Star Fox. A textbook example of wasted potential.
