Star Fox 2

We know the game was actually completed and the leaked version that was patched by fans is actually a very early one. Even though the dedicated fans that finished the game did an admirable job, they didn't even have 50% of the game.
So what I say is, we steal the game. Like, the latest version, which probably needs some debugging but the internet will fix that in a day after we leak it. We just need a team.

I need an expert on explosives and gadgets, a sexy and athletic lady, and a wisecracking black tech guy. I already have the muscle, a hacker, a black van and a guy who's just pretending like he's part of the team and will betray us at the last moment because he wants to steal the game so he can sell it to a private collector that won't share it with the internet.

Who's with me?

Honestly, Star Fox 2 is pretty much perfect as it is. It already feels like finished a game. If there was more content for it that would be great, but I doubt any of it would be of the same caliber as what we already have.

The main developer said we mere peasants don't even know what the finished game is like. He said they pretty much finished the game.

Sounds like a plan boss.

Do you need someone to tell people to choke on it?

One liners? Goes without saying.
We have to make sure no one's around to actually hear them, though.

Oh boy, can't fucking wait to play this masterpiece

That shit was so cool-looking on the Super FX 2 chip, and it would've been a perfect boss for a Platinum Star Fox. A textbook example of wasted potential.

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POST PORN

No.
Help me steal it and then the porn will be like, a lot. Also it'll be good. The porn will be hotter and more plentiful than Krystal's porn.

You'd need a dev at nintendo. Also that lynx is fucking awesome.

Or someone who can impersonate one.

More than likely Nintendo's already wiped out all internal data for Star Fox 2, and most likely the game data with it. If you still plan on doing a heist in Japanese factories, it would require you search every Japanese game production warehouse imaginable for any copies of the final game, and more than likely you'll find fucking nothing aside from a few rare gems (though it's still possible, if the Nintendo Playstation prototype is any indication). Outside of that, the only known mastered copy would be where Dylan Cuthbert currently lives, and since he's gone indie I don't think you can just sneak into his house when he's not home (depending on whether he's using an office or not).

Apparently a Star fox Zero dev played the final one or some shit.

By the way, the name of the team is Fuckaroonie Danger Crew, and after this job we'll be heroes. But we can't show our faces or work together again.


You think he'll join the FDC?

Citation fucking needed, if it's from Platinum Games then good luck getting past fucking Kamiya.

I heard it in a review of Star fox 2. Could be bollocks.

It's probably bullshit then.

Miyu is badass and cool-looking, but I think Fay is too sweet. Look at her.
She's super cute.

If it helps, I can put on blackface and crack wise

Can you operate sophisticated communication devices and monitor all the members of the team from the van?

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I figure the best way that I can add to this team is by being the stoned guy who hangs out in the van. I'll constantly have no idea what's going on and stop to smoke weed. I'll also eat copious amounts of food and in the end chuckle as we fail.

I like you're style.

Why the fuck is bubsy posing at me like that.

What porn? They have none that is good.

From what i've heard they don't really do that to their unreleased games, they tend to keep those around for inspiration or whatever.

I guess it's our job to create good porn, then.

For what purpose… This never works out well.

Are you Satan? Why would you post that?
Why?

this art is horrendous

I wanna do that cat.

The deformed bastard lovechild of Fifi La Fume and polyspermied mixture of Freddy Fazbear's and Steve Buscemi's semen.

For whatever reason I feel I won't die without having played the full version of this game.