ITS FUCKING OUT

Every time I see "Max" and "autism" brought up, it just makes me think of this.

It just reminds me of sammycatnipnik.

But can you play as Chris-chan?!

Chris-chan mod when?

I bet the ending is that all the events took place in a snowglobe as an autistic boy stares into it. Then his father looking at him wondering how he could make a game out of using his son.

Is this kind of like That Dragon, Cancer? Where the guy just made a videogame to profit on his child's suffering?

What's the purpose when i already have Holla Forums for that?

Yes. Pure coincidence that the guy made this, of course.

Can't someone make a parody with a game where the kid has tourettes and have it spout nothing but racism all the time?
I would do it myself but i'm lazy.

It doesn't look bad at all actually. The gameplay looks very diverse. Definitely better than undertale at least.

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Maybe someone will make a game about how lazy you are.

"[…]Developed by a devoted dad who made a game with his son about his son's desires to gas the jews"

"Hans: The Windmill of Happiness"

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It ain't an option everywhere in the globa user.

Isn't tourette syndrome just an innability to stand still and constant need to perform motions. Got a friend drummer like that and he acts like he plays drums all the time.

My sister did that.
I know why she did it, I was a schizophrenic and she was for some reason envious of that.
I'm amazed how easy it is to just walk in to a doctor, say "I'm depressed" and just get everything you want.

Tourette is about nervous repetitive behavior. It can be anything from nervous twitching, rubbing your ((hands)), stuttering, or spouting the most profane remarks.

The Aussie version of Mad Max was better.

It manifests itself in many different forms.

I have it and I crank my neck around and roll eyes around in my skull constantly. The thing certain people have where they curse over and over is actually one of the rarer tics, but it gets portrayed in the media a lot more because its funny as fuck.

I think Max is still alive.

Here's a guy with tourette. Or maybe that's just normal britbong behavior i don't know.

woah another edgy rock paper scissor simulator?

you gooks really outdid yourselves again

Where the fuck do you guys live where bennies are so easy to get? I'm massively butthurt that there are places like this, since I was rejected from every benefits application when I had depression ongoing for four years. I didn't even get offered treatment besides drugs, which I stopped taking because they made me violent.

Nah hes just a regular Sweaty Jock

Germany has the best gibs. That's why everybody wants to come here, poles, slimes, nigs, everybody wants a piece of our gibs.

In Spain you can get fired if you get a break from work because some medical depression and then find pictures on facebook about you doing something fun and enjoyable.

What boggles my mind is why didn't you germans off merkel already.

Germans like being ruled under a dictatorship that disguises itself as a democracy.

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they're all busy going to work every day

This is actually kind of sweet and charming when compared to that dragon cancer.

Tard Points?

Tendie Points

Should Tendies be used as currency? Or Good Boy Points?

If it was GBP then this would have become one of the greatest autism games that ever was.

Is this the next undermeme?

no

Now you're going get upset, but you seem like a shil/viral marketer. Please kill yourself

If you're guys impressed with an autistic jrpg that means you never had a console

National Socialists never disguised themselves as a democracy though mate, and Germans loved NatSoc more than anything else before or after.

wow someone made a game about OP's life

XD

Germans can't say no to any politician with a moustache

Tendies aren't a currency, they're a goal/restorative for TP. GBP are used to acquire tendies when Dad is in your party

As long as you don't ask for actual money you'll get EVERYTHING.

Why does this artstyle look familiar

maybe since its an absolute mishmash?

Between edgelords and ironic hipsters I think this would make a shitton of money.

I thought it was Unteralterbach when I first scrolled past the thread.

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Fucking dropped. It's like he doesn't actually want the Autist audience.

Don't answer that.

I feel such an insane amount of disgust looking at this thing, I want to punch the kid in the face.

Someone make this into a banner.

DELETE THIS

What I love is how there's absolutely no constancy from one element to another. They just decided to go "fuck it" and made everything a different resolution. I rate this game a MY FUCKING EYES out of a possible I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.

10/10

This is worse than the dick stories, because those were fantastical enough you could laugh it off.

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Well at least I'm not autis-
Wait, no, nevermind

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Southpark already parodied that one. But one thing about tourettes is that people who have it are known for their swearing to be very creative, so go ahead but beware I'll be expecting nothing but the best expletives of OPs faggotry.

my dad made me suffer
last time i saw him he ripped the antenna off his car and beat me with it until i blacked out
i was only 22

My dad was great, he was also nuts, but he did more for me then my mother ever did.

bad ass

Requesting Max /ss/

My dad was a great man who loved me and always provided for my mom and I. He was very strict, but never tried to shelter me from the world. He taught me how to fish, shoot bows and guns, treat minor wounds, repair various things around the house, and play musical instruments. He would also read stories like The Hobbit and Native American folk tales to me every night until I turned about 7 or 8. I was an only child so I didn't have to share him, or any of the toys and games he bought me, with anyone else. It was great.

I get the other stuff, but why native american legends?

Between a falling accident, liver failure, or surprise cancer I'm not sure what kill the poor guy first.

What did he mean by that?

why the fuck not?

my dad read me Greek mythology as a kid

You better get ready for that dad/son gunfight you've got coming up

he's trying to bond with you, idiot.

Maybe you should tell your dad to set up a safeword before you engage into a BDSM session ? Maybe it's your fault as a partner for not knowing your limits ?

Either he wants you to kill him or yourself. Doesn't necessarily care about which one it is.

Don't worry, user. I don't have a family either.

If you live in America or Europe you may want one because shit is about to hit the fan soon.

Or he wants you to use one of your own guns to kill yourself so the cops don't confiscate it when you eventually blow your brains out.

He probably wants you to shoot yourself over your retarded grammar.

I would have expected Greek myths. I was just wondering if that user was native american or something.

My dad made me lots of things. For example, he made me realize that sociopaths are real

Just remember, a bad example is still better than no example.

You don't need a dad for that, I'm growing up to be Fritz the Cat incarnate, thanks, Mom!

Jesus Christ

Well I am a very little bit on my mom's side, but my dad wasn't. He was just really into Native America culture at the time.

My dad became a drunkard and he would beat me and my mother. I hate him.

Is it good?

I'm sure one user will buy it, but I would never pay for something like this. The guy is asking about $5 for it.

No. It's NOT good, what the fuck.

i pay $5 if it's good, i mean if it has engaging and if it's about a plot played by a kid whit autism instead of the plot being a kid whit autism, but that would be on a perfect world.

Doesn't this guy know he could ask $60 + paid DLC for his indie game? I bet this faggot is even selling a complete game instead of a bare bone half finished release.

Who the hell would play a game where you're fucking crippled?

You knew exactly what you were doing.

When I was 16 my dad and I beat each other until one passed out, been doing that until I left 3 years later. Grow a pair

My dad was a great father figure, he took me shooting all the time.

When i was 22, after my first date my drunk dad beaten me up to the ground, and broke my new monitor screaming that i'l never achieve anything and that all women are the same. Well, he was kinda right, i failed in dating women miserably. But my head was hurt for a fucking week. I tried to kill myself that day by cutting, but it didn't work.

Everything i was thinking about while being beaten was that girl i dated. She was avoiding me later, and gone on cock carousel anyway.

After that i am not socializing anymore, fuck it.

that's not how you sex woman, user

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Haha, i'd tentacle rape you if I was an octopus!

I thought I had it bad just because we got in a fist fight once. Damn.

Meh, who the hell needs a father when you are smart enough.

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the guy deserved it

Can't anyone mass-rate those comments as funny to see if anyone gets butthurt over not being taken seriously?

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laughing about that is trying to make yourself feel better.

I have a good home, i'm not alone, and i have no real money woes since we all chip in.

If I were to rent an expensive ass apartment (because they actually have gotten more and more expensive due to less people buying into it because of the economy depression), i'd be in needless debt.

unlike you, some of us have good parents who don't abuse their kids.

If you're somehow in the same situation, tell them a loud fuck you from your heart or punch them in the ear and go see him.

If someone talks like that about family, when someone is in the hospital, you slap the shit out of him.

Everyone in family has the responsibility to take care of family and deal with familial problems. It doesn't matter how shitty someone in your family is, if they're in the hospital, you go see them. You don't get to choose.

You should break your big brother's legs, if you haven't already.

I took my revenge on him without resorting to violence already. He'll never be the same.

its a never ending cycle of trying to escape and getting beat up. he died disappointed in me and i hate it

You know the drill. Its story time user.

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You had a shit father, and looking for his approval of you or regretting that does nothing for you.

He beat you, didn't love you and never would love you. That isn't because of you, that's because your father was a terrible person who only cared about himself.

Don't be him, and don't let him haunt you. A man who puts religion above family is no man at all.

Well what a surprise. Good to know im not the only one anyway

>diagnosed with an autism spectrum disorder
I can already tell how autistic this game is gonna be.
Did the dad have autism too?

Honestly though, I don't get how people are able to live away from their parents - and by that I mean city's apart if not countries - shit fucks me up inside with depression since family is the only thing I care about. I'd probably end up donating the bigger house to my mate if they both die while selling off the other one and proceed to die trying to become the first Baka Gaijin Yakuza for shits and giggles ; that or go out with a bang in Vegas.

T-t-thanks

For the record, my father had an abusive father who ate steak in front of him and gave him only the fat of the steak to eat.

He was racist, like actually racist, thought rock music was the devil or was for gays, and eventually his wife divorced him and married another man.

Dad does not give a shit about this man. Not one ounce. He only told me because I asked when we were out driving around town, literally just looking for good burger joints. There was never another word about him after that.

Don't let your father fucking haunt you. Again, a man who puts religion over family is no man at all.

Well, the kid got it from somewhere.

I don't even talk to my parents, my family was never close.
I like it this way, they make me fucking sick.

Can't stop laughing.
Just imagined your dad ripped the antenna off for no reasons and beating a 22 years old nu-male
Sorry user.

And my brother is a huge fucking hippy cuck, and he's always trying to fucking get me to be like him.
I just want everyone to fuck off, leave me alone, let me destroy my mind and body with drugs, and die at 40.

lol?

>TFW black so don't have a dad
Apparently I dodged a bullet if this thread is anything to go by

>implying autists can even be self aware

you mean FRICKING out

Wut?
Are you implying racism and homophobia are bad?
Being racist and homophobic is righteous because most minorities live shitty lives compared to whites, often with lower intelligence or strength and in poorer socioeconomic conditions. Gays and trannies commit suicide at a higher rate than normal people, so it's an compassionate act to want gays and minorities to be purged because they often end up living worse lives than regular people.

it is noted that I'm being semi-facetious/ironic with this post

My father was hoping for an extrovert man who goes out a lot and prays all day, since my big brother had some weird disability where his voice suddenly become very low and has the mind of a child, so he was really hoping that i become "the man of the house" when he pass away. But he got an introvert who likes to play vidya and misses his prayers. the only thing i have is my mother and if she died i feel like my life wont have a point since all the sucessful shit that i did like getting a high education and soon really well paid job just for her approval and to say that "i made my father proud"

No, I literally mean, when my dad had an AC/DC shirt on, his reaction to shit like that would literally be "what? Is that a gay thing?" for literally everything that he didn't know about, and from what dad told me of the guy, he had the IQ of an ant.

Dude apparently did not know how to move down from 100.

Do you have a name for it? Sounds interesting tbqh.

This user gets it, fuck the post-hippie idea that your parents are just a nest to fuck off from. If you've got good family, do everything you can to keep them close until you settle down with your own kids.

Once I stopped being an edgy 15 year old atheist, I realized how fortunate I was to have a large extended family and church-going parents. I want to be able to pass that shit on.

If you get a high paying job, do it so you can buy vidya and play them.

It's my motivation in life. I don't need to impress anyone but myself. So I'm getting exercise so I can be fit, I'm getting a damned job, and i'm helping my family.

If you're getting a high paying job, then you're set. Don't let anyone tell you what to do with your life.

i really want to know too. all i remember that he was normal and during a party something happened and he got this weird disability. my parents went to many doctors trying to find the cause, they even went to a preist to read on him thinking that it was a curse or something.

Same. My family has a history of bad decisions, so I want to examine the mistakes my parents and grandparents have made to raise a good child.

But before I can do that, I need to get a stable job, a good amount of capital from it and a job in the vidya industry (make my own studio eventually) so I can make games my children would like.

And it won't just be E for everyone, as my kids grow up, i'm upping the rating.

Sounds like he had a aneurysm/stroke, my man.

Can't say I'm sad he left when I was younger, would have just grown to hate him anyway. If only the rest of my family weren't utter cunts

It doesn't help that my mother is awful.
I'll not let this happen to my children.

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.SJW mom
So tell me user has she wounded your heart so badly you fell out of familial love for her completely.

literally what

He probably sucked his bro's dick. No guy would be the same after being blown by his brother.

I'll be paying off family debts and taking care of the family. I have no regrets. This all could have been avoided if organ donation was mandatory and we didn't put retards in charge of the nation's economy.

Fuck you nigger, don't desecrate the dead.

What gay fucking screenshots, does that kid have autism or some shit?

That sounds like a stroke of some sort. It could also be a possible drug trip gone bad. I was going for a pre-med degree at one point in my life and the unit about drugs detailed somewhat similar symptoms for acid and ecstasy.

I never knew my dad and was an orphan growing up. The only thing I ever heard was that my mom was a prostitute who left me at the orphanage when I was born. I ended up drifting around until I got married to someone. She died of cancer and I have been kind of dead inside since and dropped out of pre-med to take over her apartments. It also does not help since my in laws hate me for being younger, lacking a college degree, and not being mexican like them.

Grow the fuck up kid, nothing wrong with being "racist" It's called being self-aware.

Maybe your dad should have dropped your ass into a nigger den to see how long you'd last.

Oh and protip, all niggers are also full blown faggots, there's a reason why they're the first to start butt-fucking other niggers and such in jail.

So when you do end up in that nigger den, you get to live among the very shitskins and 'beloved' faggots you seem to love so much.

Who knows, you might even get AIDS and get a game made about your autism.

The dead are dead. If taking parts out of one body can preserve the lives of twenty men, then refusing to do so is completely incomprehensible. When given two alternatives, one of which benefits a greater number of people, then you must always pick that choice. Human lives are the only thing that has value. The worth of a person ends the moment they die. You can honor their memory, but it's an intangible thing. The body itself is no different than the leftovers you put in your fridge.

wew

Go the fuck back to reddit and stay there where you belong

I became a better person from someone else's neglect. Don't let it get to you Anons, we'll find a way damn it.

Go back to Disney channel, faggot.

With organ donation they prioritize your organs over you in certain situations

If Max were my brother, I'd beat his ass every day.

You have to covertly psychologically break people like that, otherwise you'd be grounded for life

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Wrong on both counts unfortunately.

The Gospel says absolutely nothing that runs counter to organ transplantation. The body of a human is just a shell to contain the soul, and it is not one which we are going to return to. Believing otherwise is to grossly misunderstand Scripture and its actual applications into the daily life. Literally the only commentaries made with respect to arguing against organ transplantation come from the writings of Saul, whose writings have absolutely no bearing beyond discipleship with regards to any true follower of the word of Christ. On the contrary, we are commanded to love our neighbor, and to do whatever we can to help out our fellow men. If you refuse to list yourself as a donor, you are putting your own empty vessel before the lives of potentially a dozen other people, generally including fellow members of the Church in the instances of a western country. Beyond that, a major problem with organ transplantation is that because the wait list is so long, most people put on it suffer other failures to their internal systems which could have been prevented with an earlier surgery. The result is people who end up spending the rest of their lives disabled, which impacts entire families and the communities that surround them.

Don't talk shit about things you don't actually understand.

Now if you want a real issue to discuss, it would be the morality of the current situation, where a person who is more old and more sick is more likely to receive an organ than someone who is otherwise young and healthy, and could otherwise attempt a full recovery. Those sort of things are actually moral issues which can be argued over. But whether or not the donation is a good thing or a bad thing? There is no debate there and pretending that there's a religious reason for it is ridiculous. The only faiths which protest it into the modern days within their own scriptures are savage barbarian cults.

The main contributor to this is because the supply is so much lower than the demand. There is a shortage on organs, and there will continue to be until we can start making things like artificial livers and kidneys, which is easier said than done.

I actually remember acting similar to this kid as a child, not in the way that I wore diapers or broke shit, but in the way that I was an all-around obnoxious person to be around, and constantly got on my brother's nerves and couldn't handle being made fun of or criticised.
Thank the lord that when I went to school I constantly got BTFO'd. Taught me how to not be fucking retarded around people and how to laugh at myself.

The cute thing about autistic people is they never realize that they look like
complete idiots to everyone else and so they go through life being ultra serious
finicky judgemental pricks with ego problems completely oblivious to the fact
that the reason they fail is because they have no frame of reference outside of
their own delusional reality construction.

I know I did for my mom when I found out that she was more than just some trashy smoker who kept trying to leave me over minor bullshit numerous times.

Or you could just go to China where the chinks hand out political prisoners' organs like candy.

You mean that isn't Unteralterbach: Electric Boogaloo?

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I like the sound of that.

Is that why all those autist comics straight up use the characters from every IP they've happened to lay their eyes on. I grant that there is no originality in story telling, but there is being authentic and making the characters your own. Which you typically do by making your own.

I thought that's what it was too at first.

That sounds really damn good, actually

Hola oscuridad mi viejo amigo
He venido a hablar contigo

Sonichu would like to have a word with you.

can you go more into this?

*Mi vieja amiga
Get your genders togheter, bitch

Your dad is secretly part of the operative militia of the secretive organization of the Illuminati, he wants you to join him in his missions to secure mankind's galactical dominance.

Damn, guys, you missed out badly. You still have kind of a chance to not suck at parenting, tho

Spanish is a really shit language.

Spanish is a written language while english is a spoken language.

That's why written spanish is so cryptic in the eyes of non native speakers.

you mean a shitlord language?

Naw man, lots of languages have that. German is even worse

I mean, spanish has like 3 different rules for the use of the letter R

El oscuridad… la oscuridad…

mierda.

I was in that thread. I can't say I'm surprised that a legitimately creepy motherfucker started as an orc autist, became a male feminist, and then made is transformation into utter faggotry permanent when be became a tranny.

I would have killed him myself if he made this game.

I got the same feeling too when I saw the thumbnails.

I know that german have even more subject rules, but subject rules in general are pretty retarded if they're too complicated.

Most complicated thing on English are irregulars.

Call me autistic, but I'm more disturbed by the fact that the game doesn't even hide that it is made in RPG Maker.

At least it's not chinese where your tone drastically changes what word you just said

My dad taught me to hunt, to fish and to fly a plane.

He's now kind of senile tho, he thinks arabs are legitimately nice people and that Trump is deluded.

What the fuck are you talking about?

What do you mean "subject rules"? Rules to determine the subject's gender and shit?

Mine passed away when I was around that age too, real shame because I remember literally nothing about him.

I just appreciate most of them intend to be wizards instead of keeping that shit cycle going.

Word initiating with R has a hard sound
Word with a single R in the middle of the word is a soft sound but not all the time (Enrique)
Word with two Rs in the middle has a hard sound.

No shit, there are like 11 ways to conjugate a verb

Yeh m8, that's why I said "kind of a chance". Which is a pity, you know. For women, having a child changes everything, it usually gives their lives a larger meaning. But males can benefit from that too.

That would be a pretty awesome way to settle a score with dad

Yes. I hate when the subject changes the whole sentence. as in

This.

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That's easy man. Just imagine that a single r is soft and two r's are strong. And that when the word starts with 'r' it's always strong, but i'd look too ugly to place two r's.
Now that I think about it, english has the same damn rules for the use of r! You'll never hear a soft 'r' (as in 'arousal') in the beginning of a word.
What's really asspaining is conjugations like said

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Not to mention best MILF.

Can you even bang the milfs in Undteralterbach?

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Yes, but they lead you to the bad ending. In fact at the very first few minutes of the game you can fuck a MILF.

Shame you never come and fuck her. The skinny one was alright.

I think banging the MILFs leads to the bad endings.

nice blogpost faggot

I've only seen webms of the girls, so I didn't know the milf scenes existed.

well that blows. is there any webm that has all the milf scenes?

filthy nigger go back to the zoo.

hey thanks man

(checked)
I came from another thread in order to check those sacred digits with my own greasy keyboard.

I doubt it. I would if I knew how to. Have the pics.

God dammit

Much appreciated.

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You're just giving up now so you don't have to do anything at all. Your mother did what she did to get you to grow into adulthood, and now you're here. They only thing holding you down now is yourself. There are plenty of resources online or elsewhere if you're interested in turning your life around and improving yourself.

If you really care to change, you can do it. Blaming your mom for your shortcomings won't get you very far.

I liked the climax face variants.Specially for the skinny. The scene itself was hilarious.

Understandable, she didn't know how to handle you, he wanted you to be happy, and as so, you're useless now.
I can relate, user.

I didn't expect this thread to have so many feels.

Bullshit. School exist so you can get used to work in the near future. Skipping too much school turns you in a lazy piece of shit.
That, plus total lack of motivation, which I'm assuming user have, makes you a let down.

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>because he found out you were his grandson

What I'm saying is that as an autist I am extremely offended by the game in the OP and felt the need to voice my unneeded opinion.

Sure thing fellow gamer! I'll be sure to slap down some scratch for this GOTY-in-the-making!

He was even in the same house for 18 years but he either ignored my existence or beat me for something without explaining why. Its a shame about all the fire hazards in his house.I hope nothing bad happens to him especially after I took out the smoke alarm battery for the remote.

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That's a good thing. Most autists with self-awareness aren't that noticeable.
Without self-awareness you turn into this guy.

Underrated joke.

If you must know I was raped and molested a couple times. There was some ball squeezing and since I was like 7 or 8 I kept thinking it was weird that he was kissing my dick and that I had to wash it off in the sink.
I was naive but I wasn't the first kid he fucked, he got real good at manipulation.

But anyways, I coped with it really well compared to other people I met. Some of them even killed themselves.

Yeah I agree.
After seeing all my cousins fuck up and turn into single parents or high school drop outs, I can't help but feel bad for the situations they were in.

That makes me wonder. Why people kill themselves over this kind of shit? I mean, in your case, all he did was kissing your penis, I'm guessing.

No thanks.

You missed the raped part.
Talking full on butt plundering.
But I can shed some light on the other ideas.

When it comes to this sort of shit, there's a ton of self-loathing and guilt involved. Not only that, but it came back as a repressed memory in my case, and since this happened during adolescence, the changes were fucking drastic.

Practically over-night I found myself unable to enjoy sweet foods or sodas. I didn't really have energy or motivation to get things done on top of being overly sensitive over stupid shit.
And at one point, I was afraid of intimacy in relationships or even having sex. Between those types of thoughts and growing up in an age where self-righteous cunts on tumblr go around screaming how every guy is a rapist and deserve nothing less than torture, it did a number on me.

That's not the case anymore, thankfully, but when you add up the criteria and circumstances, some people just can't fucking take it. Or they do stupid shit like cutting or trying to make mixed drinks with bleach and ammonia.

The world of special ed is a bottomless rabbit hole filled with the eternal screams of the autistics

I want these people to be the stars of a life-or-death survival island type show.

Oh, I see. That sounds terrible, user. But it sure made me laugh.

Fuchur draws weird penises.
Reminder he will never draw again.

If you bombed a special ed class deep down all the parents would pray you make it to heaven

The wranglers and teachers or the autists themselves?

It pains.

I'll never understand this. Retards should have an opportunity but to try and behave as normal people. If they can't, to the guther they do. It's just a waste of resources.

The chromosome hoarders. They need to be culled anyway, so why not get some entertainment out of it?

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Yeah, I know.
Honestly making jokes like that about it helped me out a lot more than I thought it would.
Nothing wrong with a little dark humor.

I think the parents are just in denial, and they try to say to themselves that somehow they'll magically not be autistic if they get an education, like somehow doing all of the "normal things" will make the kids normal.

early

He could also probably beat up any of your dads

Shit get, kys.

BARKLEY SHUT UP AND JAM GAIDEN DEVS WERE WORKING ON THIS INSTEAD OF BARKLEY 2, THATS WHY IT'S TAKING SO FUCKING LONG TO MAKE
FUCK THOSE NIGGERS I WANT BARKLEY 2

dub spam
ding dong bannu

Shit son take a look at those digits

Sometimes I wish I could come across a large sum of money and somehow give it to my father without my mother's knowledge, just to give him some peace, just so maybe he wouldn't have to work himself to death.

Much obliged, my gouyish comrade.

That was super gay how you got that get and then you even checked it. Kill yourself.

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Ye who is clad in the 4 robe

wasted

It feels pretty good

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trash

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What a waste.

feels good having a god tier dad

Let the wranglers and teachers play too I imagine they want some stress relief in their sad sad lives.

what a fucking low-life family
oh aahahahahahaha

:^)

Number repeating. Bad.

I'm in the same boat actually, but now she's become increasingly strict and angry due to my grandfathers passing.

At first I was horrified, but now, I don't mind. She acts like a military father, that's the type of push I needed in my life. Honestly.

She's REALLY showing she cares now. I've actually begun to be way more productive due to her bitchyness. Being a hardass on people does wonders.

My father was/is a great man too. Like some cross between Hank Hill and the father from Leave it to Beaver. He could fix anything, build anything, and was as friendly as could be to everyone. He taught me all sorts of shit, made sure I was doing well in school, and always took me to church even when I was a little shit and didn't want to go. I didn't like it then, but I see why he did that now. He works his ass off, even to this day, but always had time for his children.
He even built us a bitchin tree house himself when my brother and I were 6 or 7. It broke his heart when we took it down after we were in college. All the kids were in their very late teens or twenties, nobody was close to having grandchildren yet, and it was taking up a lot of yard space. He didn't object because he knew why we were taking it down, but it reminded him that we were all grown up now and it still held memories for him. I didn't really appreciate it at that level until after the fact.

In my last year in boy scouts there was a kid who would always piss himself like that. He would say he needs to go to the bathroom and walk to the edge of the woods to pee like everyone else, but would not drop his pants. So he would just walk to the edge of the woods or the bathroom and piss himself because he was too lazy to unbutton his pants. He never spread his literal shit around and wasn't an asshole like that though probably because his stepdad made sure his actually knew some things were not acceptable. Ended up having to prevent him from committing suicide one day.

Tell us the suicide watch story

I've mentioned to her a few times that I think it would be good if she got on my ass more, but I'm not sure she has it in her anymore.

not much to tell. He grabbed a knife and tried to stab himself in the throat. I tackled him and restrained him then told some people to run and get the scout master. Honestly he probably wouldn't be able to go though with it, but he would definitely injure himself pretty badly. This was at summer camp.

Something like that happened to me user.
I've been teaching myself discipline. Start with making yourself follow a routine, even something like intermittent fasting helps.

>develop some fucking self-awareness and tulpas

He actually came to visit me a month or so ago, we had a good time and talked about a lot of different stuff. He's easier for me to relate to when my stepmom isn't around.

I did manage to get a new job already, starting next month, but I feel terrible. And my girlfriend dumped me a few days ago as well

Well, it can only go up from here

The sad part is, I was really getting a hang of my job, I also liked it and so I felt like I should had to try harder. Oh, well.

It was your first job, right? Who's to say you won't like your next job, too?

My next job will be more or less the same I had but in a different place. My ex boss helped me since she didn't had hard feelings on me. But still, I thought I wasn't doing so bad, in fact, I thought that I changed my attitude of being half dead a little bit.

wew atheists

No, but it's certainly more important than those already dead.

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My parents are my role models in life. Father is a caring man who always taught my brothers and I how to be good and upright citizens. Mother is the epitome of self sacrifice an motherly love. I'm working my balls off so that I make it big and will be able to support them for the rest of their life. Having a normal stable family is a rare thing and a blessing. Hopefully I will have a large family of my own that I will be able to raise like they did raise us. I really feel bad for the dudes in this thread who never knew what a stable childhood feels like

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Anyone knows what are this game's badges?

I'm sorry, user. That sucks.

Could be worse, honestly. I'd guess having a shit dad would be better than not having a dad at all.

I had an autistic as fuck idea for a proper Autism game today.

>Random encounters are fair game

Here; maybe someone can summon the Jew to add it. Though I'm wondering if maybe I should try to make the "chan" in the logo white to stand out better.

My dad made me disappointed.

But he realizes he fucked up and now he's trying to make up for not being the father he wanted to be.

White version.

Sonichu face, maybe?

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>mfw I missed so many funerals for people I care about
>mfw I've spent 4 years three states away from them, and they're still willing to take me in even though I don't have anything to show or bring back from my 'travels'
>mfw my family is cursed to always have our children come back to live with their parents at least once in their life
I'm going back to living in the middle of nowhere, in a village of less than 200 people, but at least I'll be with family.
I really thought I was going to be the one to break this cycle ofeternal returnbut I lost my job a few months ago and it was all downhill from there.

There really needs to be a /cow/ thread on this guy. It'd be easy as fuck too, considering he fucking has the names of all his Social Media accounts at the end of all his videos.

You /tulpa/ bro? That board is dead as fuck but I want to make a Servitor to see if you really can make a HUD that I've heard rumors about.

I remember the adds for Holla Forums on disney channel of course thats where we got most of the pedo's. But in the end, I think it was worth it for hotwheels to dress up as mickey mouse and shill the site a little. Rip hot mouse.

This thread kicked me in the feels I'm going to smoke and think about life a little now. Godamned you Holla Forums.

I guess I'll contribute

>She has been forced by a judge to pay honest to God ALIMONY to my FATHER to help him raise his two new daughters

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Tradies here earn a fuckton and if you're even moderately bright and attentive you'll already be head and shoulders above the rest. You'll get into shape too.

where would 'here' be m8?
in the US, especially in my area, it's all fucked up with latinos.
sage for off topic

Ah yeah, guess that sucks balls. Here is Australia, don't think I've ever seen a minority tradie.

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What's that game like? I heard about it but I haven't seen much of it.

This is why we need abortions.

What'll they do? Rise from the grave and eat me?

You'd be surprised how parents use them to get special treatment, privileges and even money. They aren't treated as children, more like fairground attractions.

Quite literally it goes

Hud servitors are possible, but they're kind of a gimmick honestly. I read about a guy on .info that made one but it doesn't do anything really useful imo. And yeah, I used to post on /tulpa/ when it was still alive.