BETHESDA ABSOLVED OF ALL SINS

lol

So now Bethesda decides to add some grey to this FPS with RPG-elements?

Where the fuck was this 15 months ago?

It's a coup you nit, but there's no label on it as that so Bethesda doesn't get ambitious power struggles apparently

man I'm dying inside.

Nevada project is better at it.

Please understand, its a lot of work for Todd Howard to do

Yes, but I'm talking about Fallout 4

What did xe mean by this?

I didn't even realize this, way to die with a whimper, Fallout 4

Im doing my house run in New Vegas, is Fallout 4 worth a pirate with mods now? or i should just replay NV again doing a Legion run?

Have fun with whatever you do. So long as you don't give money to shitty devs/businesses why should you care what other people think of your video games?

Not really, this is the last DLC though so official patches should slow down which is usually when you start seeing the more ambitious mods.

Fallout 4 has all these references to the original fallout's it doesn't make sense.

They seem incapable of making their own parallel universe on the East Coast and have to keep grabbing stuff from the Core Region.

because i want to know if its at least fun with lewd mods

Not to mention how much lorefuck they've already committed. Are they doubling down on the retarded redditors who looked up the shit on wiki just so they could feel a pseudo-nostalgic feel from Bethesda? I mean anyone who has played the original Fallouts knows how fucked lore is right now, but then they start reinforcing lore they haven't fucked? Is it lip service perhaps?

Fun is what you make of it, user. If you can't make the decision to try things then reject them because you know firsthand you do not like them, all the while risking nothing because you aren't paying for them, then turn right around today and open up your backlog.

It's time you made your own decision, with Real Consequences™

.t Life

i dont want to waste time and internets pirating a game that i will delete in the first hour
fuck that shit, i want some other poor user tell me about his experience with the game

It is like agreeing to S&M thinking it is the Metallica album with San Fran Philharmonic.

Okay, I like the gunplay

Lore and story, RPG is all fucked

Yes. Fallout 3 was basically a soft reboot of the series. After they made their Force Awakens, they gotten someone else to make a cartoon series that people liked better than the movie. They realized that they have to make their own content instead of mixing up stuff from previous movies and adding modern touches and it turns out nobody liked it so they have make more throw backs to the previous movies.

Does this mean we can finally kill him?

Kek, of course not. We weren't even allowed to kill Jun and Marcy Long until an update released a week ago due to popular demand.

So wait, who is that? The Minutemen or what? Also what the fuck, I figured it'd add a decision at the start of the game to tell Preston to eat shit. So they didn't even do that, great.

I very much doubt there will be that many ambitious mods.

Modder support has been lackluster for FO4.

Someguy apparently has plans for a few questlines, but apparently importing new animations is nigh on impossible so we won't be able to turn FO4 into a sex game either.

Isn't the Sexout/lab guy working on importing the framework into FO4 or something?

Then again, I highly doubt anything really complex will be done with FO4 for a long, long time, especially considering how much attention Skyrim seems to be getting.

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i lik fall out budy

There's 3 raider groups in nuka world, whoever you do the least with will take over the power plant while you're out setting up a base in the commonwealth.

The minutemen will attack your raider settlements, but I doubt they'll let you kill Preston. Bethesda doesn't really like locking you into your choices.

You're probably right. There was a bit of a shit-fit over beth.net

Don't think Someguy is interested anymore. Said that he didn't feel like Fallout 4 evoked any of the spark that New Vegas did.

me to budy

IIRC he's busy making a quest line for Skyrim now.

Did Bethesda accidently have a good idea for once?

I bet they stole it from somewhere else, like that quest in Far Harbor.

He's making an entirely new framework, just porting Sexlab wouldn't work. But that's it - just a framework. Ashal isn't an animator.

Well the base idea is reminiscent of The Pitt except they fucked that up when you actually couldn't do anything with your new Kingdom if you decided to become new Raider chief.

So, it's fucked.

Wasn't expecting anything more from Bethesda.

They will never make a game that isn't shit again.

user

Depends if some animators step up. Currently i don't see any animators showing much interest in FO4 but who knows, maybe it's because they don't have the framework yet.
But since even the ultra-autists like the guys who work on the scriptextender already got annoyed with Fo4 i don't see many getting into it.

That fucking writing is criminally bad. This is the kind of shit that I've seen in poorly made oblivion mods.

As opposed to unmodded oblivion?

Oblivion wasn't too badly written. It wasn't astounding but it was fine.

Yeah, it was.

I imagine it also has a lot to do with the fact Bethesda pretty much murdered any chance of "be who you want" LARPing by making the character's background very specific and tied very closely with the main plot.

What's worse, that background is that of a parent, which I don't expect to mesh all that well with the majority of their playerbase.

And on the subject of Bethesda quality writing and VA, coupled with their tried and true tradition of outright stealing ideas from other people and then doing a shit job of copying them…

user, you see in Fallout the USA's super sekrit plan was not having super soldiers or having more and newer variaties of nukes. It was fucking off of the planet and taking as many Americans as possible to this new planet, let's say Planet America. To that end they had contractors who didn't really knew the whole picture, dare say even lower ranks of Enclave did not knew about that. The biggest problem was obivious "having Americans reach the Planet America" travelling for generations onboard spaceships. Thus Vault-Tec was the contractor to explore solutions by mostly inciting foreseeable problems. Which by pure concidience saved many lives of fucking Californian hipsters which gave the wasteland cancers such as Khans, NCR and Water ((Merchants)).

The plan to take Americans to Planet America is a huge secret, perhaps unknown to anyone by the time Chosen One massacred what's left of Americans on the Oilrig.

Guess what Nuka-World has an attraction.

I mean it is not even "a theme park attraction", they straight up say it is a space program.

Here's the reason why every Bethesda game has such abysmally shit writing.

Todd keeps this untalented hack around because they are big buddies apparently.

STALKER >>>>> shit > NV = 4 > 3

objectively, this is the only right opinion when it comes to FPS games infected with the RPG cancer

You're a big guy.

Look user this terminal has all dubs and every one of them refers to Bateman, isn't that enough memes to be considered good writing?

Please tell me that isn't real. Also 16:10 best aspect ratio.

the numbers are dates
it's from year 2077

And this is the clown that won the best writing award for FO3. Fuck this.

I was meaning them all referring to Dr Bateman.

Speaking of that.

Quality writing.

Now compare it to the original they stole that shit from.

You can't even call it a homage or anything, it's straight up theft.

what's thee ending?

Of course user, Vault-Tec is running experiments there too and the resident mad scientist is Bateman. All terminals are about how Bateman is a heartless mad scientist.

Also taking Hubologists to a spaceship now, and got attacked by monsters from Tremors. It is like every other step in the fucking game is a meme.

holy shit Todd, dont you think that is too much?

I think Preston kicking you out is the closest we can get to real ending here.

What a shocker.

At this point it's so depressing it's almost started to be funny again.

also that house in last pic has a real ghost in it.

well there must be other things we can use for the salt party

That's a nice meme and all but daily reminder of Zenimax's sins

Wonder how much they took from the guys so they can just shove it to Memeout 4.

Here's a fun fact: "GURPS" is one of the passwords that a computer can have in the hacking minigame. If that's not them squeezing in ebin little nods to Fallout wherever they can (be bothered to), I don't know what is.

Considering they've plagiarised a mod for their dlc, a lot probably.

die in a ditch, Todd

The worst part is all the fucking idiots on reddit/neofag/twitter/etc will defend Bethesda even after all of that.

When EA does something scummy everyone hates them but when Bethesda does it oh here comes the fanboy parade to defend them like a fucking cult.

FUCK

We have some of those dumbfucks here still believing Bethesda and Zenimax are not one and the same.

So you take them to the spaceship which is one of those retarded spining things that push you towards the walls.

Then their brains explode for some reason.

I expected the damn thing to explode as soon as they entered it but apperantly I can't meme at Todd's level.

that's… funny because the meme is a joke about scientology when the cult mechanism for bethesda fans, and fanboys in general, is similar.

Is this supposed to be the new "Steel be with you"?

Words fail me.

I'm looking for my dad, a middle aged guy.

[Intelligence] You can't be president. You're an abortion of science… you need to die…

Dr. Bateman would be so proud of your trips.

And it is only through buying the entire season pass, then the Definitive edition, and paying for mods can you achieve salvation.

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Also the full dialogue for Eden is even fucking worse than I remembered.

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Fuck it, I'll just dump all these Fallout images I've saved over the years.

The word is raggedy; they didn't even spellcheck their fucking game?

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If only they knew that 7 years after it will still be same graphics. They would get outraged as hell.

Do these things come off an assembly line?

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There's not a whole lot of story going on here. The main quest is really just a way for you to become lord of the raiders and terrorize the commonwealth. But Nuka-World is being used by the military for chemical weapon research and construction. They bought the owner off by giving him some housesque immortality machine. You meet him after doing fetch quests for that nuka obsessed girl from FO3.

There's also the shit with the hubologists.

was that explained at all?

Let me add to the collection.

I have a few Skyrim ones too.

Does he use the short bus?

This is all the proof you need that Fallout is now being run by suits instead of people who actually give a fuck

its all over

He works at bethesda.

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4UUUUUUUU

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Oh, that reminds me - anyone got the train one?

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This one? Lazy workaround for the fact that vehicles can't properly work on gamebryo.

Fun fact, there's an online racing game made in Gamebryo, called Drift City i believe. And it works pretty well.

Thats the work of Obsidian for New Vegas I believe

Still, why the fuck does Bethesda still insist on using Gamebryo? They tried forking it to the "Creation Engine" but its just a polished turd now. They have access to the fucking Id Tech Engine for fucks sake. Fuck man why the fuck do I even care at this point?

The real beauty is that these fuckwits managed to piss off the vast majority of modders. I don't think anyone is even bother to port anything beyond the most basic visual mods to the consoles.

Do they even still have the programmers left to update and polish Id Tech? RAGE was shit on the consoles but it was fairly good in PC.

I think it's two reasons:
1. They know to use it (at least up to their level of incompetence) and, until FO4, nobody was really complaining that loudly about their games looking like shit.

2. Modding. Even Bethesda understands that modders are the main attraction of their games (despite doing everything in their power to kill the community) so they just keep using that shit.

What's really insulting is that they have both id and Arkane and yet are incapable of making melee/ranged combat that isn't shit.

Was that the cell shaded racing game? if so I used to play that.

Nope. Broken Steel. Trains being powered by women wearing them as hats running around in their underwear really fast under the tracks were all Zenimax's doing.

No, that's from Broken Steel, one of Fallout 3's addons.

Oy vey someone call Anita.

nuDoom runs on Id Tech and was published by Bethesda I believe

Of fucking course it is.

I know that, but do they still have the talent to make it even better? because there was a fucking limit to how many demons you can spawn in Snapmap, which was bullshit.

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Doubt it. I wouldn't be surprised if not a single original dev of Id Tech is still working there, its either a skeleton crew put to the task of bug fixing the core engine or an entirely new dev team just using the original dev tools

It might as well not even be the same engine, John Carmack himself hasn't had shit to do with Id Tech in nearly a fucking decade

I don't know what you're talking about user. Care to elaborate?

Current version of Id Tech was made by one guy who originally worked on Cryengine 2 development, based on previous Carmack work on.

A metric fuckton of assets, a community trained to use it who also created a metric fuckton of assets, no licensing costs.

It's funny but also wrong. There are tablemeshes in the CK. I would assume the guy who made the cell used a cupboard because the ground was so uneven a normal table would have to be clipped too far into the ground.

Or lazyness.

speaking of bethesda have you tried the new holographic mountain climbing simulator it's pretty schway chummers

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There's only one thing I want to know. What are the weapons being added? Gunplay and weapon modding are the only reason I still boot up my pirated copy

Caesar did

Caesar would have stuffed the FO3 protagonist in an oil barrel if he had tried that shit on him.

In the same building someone fiddled with shaders for days, if not weeks to nail that colour composition, while this Meme Artisan toiled to make sure all the underage retards got the reference.

Yes but only because legionfags are submissive caveniggers who get off on getting it up the ass by a dominant alphamale.

Seems an NCRfag crawled out of his communist hellhole of a state and found his way into this thread.

we vegas now fuckboi

Wow, holographic mountain simulator? That sounds amazing! Can you climb it?

Thats right cus-buddy! The only sensible option is the Minutemen! And for the low low price of 59:99 plus taxes you can lead them to save all of the world! Together, we'll make america great again!

Wowee, mister! I had no idea such a cool sweet offer was staring me right in the face! And where can i buy such a great

water pistol
electrified paddle ball
whack-a-mole bat
PPK that shoots acid for some reason
a few melee weapons
nuka-cola grenades
paint-it-yourself AK

There's also a new revolver entry, but I don't know how or if it differs from the old one.

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Right off steam itself! Dont wait for any pesky steam sales! Get it now and enjoy the immersive experience of Fallout 4 TODAY Brother!

That's so cool! Thanks, unexplained mister man with all the many hats!

You use it on a dude with power armour which is hooked to bumper cars grid, who cannot be damaged otherwise because that's how power armours have always worked in Fallout universe.

SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE

we not island of moreu and not george of the jungle now

and yes it is just a deathclaw model swap.

How original.

If I recall, it's because it allows day and night mechanics.

You forgot

Because we all know Bethesda can't make anything without fucking it up.

Now actually cloning your own animals sounds fun, but I guess we won't get nice things.

You can't be serious, I can fucking code a day night system in RPG maker in 5 minutes it can't be that difficult to do it in a better engine with a team of trained programmers.

Wow, looking up zenimax on wikipedia, the following catches my eye:
Corporate governance

ZeniMax's Board of Directors consists of 8 individuals:
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Robert S. Trump (President, Trump Management, Inc)(Brother of Donald Trump)

Wonder, why did the article-writers feel that neccessary to point out

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There was going to be some sort of mutated alligator thing on the cancelled Fallout Tactics 2.

Given faggots keep stealing all the mods, putting them on Bethnet and then trying to get donation money for them, are you surprised?

Adding their own mod support was the worst idea ever.

They also mention that Dean Devlin is the Co-Creator of the Stargate Media Franchise.

How deep does this rabbithole go?

Sexout was fucking dreadful. Just hope they manage to get some facial animations this time. Otherwise it looks like a pair of store mannequins humping each other.

Sexout couldn't properly implement facial animations because the engine didn't have Papyrus scripts at that time. Those only came with Skyrim, which is why Sexlab had those since Day 1.

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You can't roleplay! you can't build anywhere! What are you good for!?

the game looks like shit anyway, the low budged illusion sex games look way better

So how long until we start spoiling the DLC again for Boston Salt party 2.0?

T-thanks Todd.

Don't you mean Boston Salt party 3.0?

Wasn't much to spoil with the Vault Tec DLC, but okay.

Well, Far Harbor was the Boston Salt party 2.0 with Valentine's brother.

Or I think so, not that it matters anyway.

That face… stuff of nightmares. I want to bash it so badly.

Am I the only one who liked her?

No, there's tons of porn of her, but that doesn't take away the fact that she looks like a tranny in-game.

It's all really shit quality.

Well, mods can fix everything, right?

Quality doesn't somehow change quantity, user.

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I think the biggest problem with the modding community is that they aren't playing to the game's "strengths".

Take basically any combat overhaul in Skyrim, they all seem to be trying to turn the game into some watered down Dark Souls wannabe, when the base game is ill equipped to accommodate something like that.

Animation mods won't work with Fallout 4. So it's fucked.

I'm still surprised how this guy still working.

And since the game is even more barebones than Skyrim in terms of stats for the character you can't even do anything there.

Bethesda has pretty much locked the game down, likely to "encourage" the community to only make mods that can be ported to consoles.

What is it with complete fuckups using ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ?

What are you talking about, of course you can animate in FO4. You caneven port Skyrim animations to Fo4 no problem.

does Dolphin porn come with the base game or am i gonna have to find that shit too

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How much you cucks wanna bet Todd will put himself as a meme in the next game?

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OBEY

A full character with his face. Wait for it.

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What are you implying? That I'm lying?

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YOU'RE HACKING IT

Seriously, why don't companies ban social media to all their retarded employees?

Hey, that guy is finally doing stock reaction images that aren't him killing himself.

But when

Now he just looks like he's going to kill someone else.

I seriously hope he is not going to do that

I like it

But why, that would do some more very nice stock photos, wouldn't that, user?

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Looks more like Washington to me.

AY YO AY YO AY YO HOL' UP HOL' UP

the castles been trying to reach you, they're saying a settlements needs your help

Are you sure?

hey op, what do they call that AK weapon in game? I noticed an ass ton of fallout 1 and 2 references so i'm sort of expecting it to be called an AK-112

Weird.

He clearly thought that one through.

My mistake.

You! I like you!

It's fitting really, depicting him as a well known manlet.

What do you mean?

maybe that's the joke? maybe in the office people joke about his height and that's why he's painted as napoleon in the game?

Well isn't most of this canon? If it isn't, it still fit in the Fallout canon (earth has less and less resources, everyone knows war is coming, etc…)

Of course the idea of putting rockets into an attraction park is retarded, but the idea that the Enclave was pretty much plan B and plan A was space colonies isn't completely retarded. Badly written yes, but that's not the Bethesda level "let's build a town on a leaky nuclear warhead", "Let's save the wasteland by inventing basic soil filters", etc, of shit writing neither the "BoS is nice now oh and there is a much of evil ghouls and super mutants you want" level of lore rapping…

they don't want to get fired

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That faggot next to todd dresses like a 11 year old, his tweets reek of 11 year old too. How the fuck did he ever get a job?

If I pull that off will you die?

I'm saying it's probably a friendly in-joke. Like Todd is in on it and is used to it. That would be my guess.

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>stops by my office and says "whats the matter? I thought you liked morrowind"

Yea but dude dubs lmao

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you have shit taste /sp/

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They just call it an automatic rifle

I haven't played this shit, but does this "Preston" have popular support? Usually a coup is a concerted effort, not just one dude telling you to gtfo. It reminds me of Skyrim when the dragonborn got kicked out of his own temple by two senior citizens.

Ayy

Give it to me straight doc, does Frontier Town shit on New Vegas? If so, my rage might reach new heights

Pete what the fuck

The resemblance is uncanny.

Napoleon was fucking great you ignorant nigger.
Do you even understand what a fucking clusterfuck the French Revolution was?

Have you ever heard of a man escaping from exile, having an army sent after him, then instead of running like a bitch, stopped, addressed the army telling them he is their King and the only hope for France and them deciding to instead join him?

Napoleon also sold us Amerifats 1/3 of our country for dirt cheap so yeah, Napoleon is fucking awesome cry more.

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I wonder who is behind this post

it's a natural progression.

Every time I see this picture, I can't help but think about how non-charismatic the charisma dialogue option is. It reads like it was written by the type of person who says "I don't know you" whenever you meet them for the first time.

Hate Newspapers.

MINE

Emperor whatever, that's the only legitimate criticism of Napoleon other then him sticking with conventional combat.
He would be a king not an emperor as France was anything but an empire.

what are they doing in whiterun

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Where is the pic where Pete admits he is too retarded for reading things and thinks that Fallout has too many dialogue options ?

Salty britbong detected

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EMPEROR

Holy shit to add insult to injury it's Bethesda's special snowflake nuka cola that released the day the bombs fell Enclave Power armor

And possibly a Van Buren reference to when the Enclave wanted to live in space

Is the leaked version pirate friendly?

No. The best version for pirates is the commercial one you could buy in a short time after beta testing to make the perfect product for a pirate! Yar!

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the best version for pirates is the gulag

It's a .esm, user.

The French revolution led to the death of the diversity of France in favour of homogeneous Parisianness, and transferred power away from regions to put the whole place under central control. Figures that the modern French would love the EU, since it's just a continuation of their old tradition of destroying themselves.

What a coincidence! In the Fallout Workshop™ DLC, you can craft your own Gulag for pirates you dont like! Or even those pesky minutemen!

Double dubs of truth

This is supposed to be intelligent?

Wait are you saying the French Revolution was good?
In any way or form?

HOW IS IT AN EMPIRE?
They sold their largest colony to the U.S, they lacked any of the colonies that would come later that would make them an empire.
Only halfway through Napoleans rule did they get parts of Africa and eastern countries, even then calling it an empire is a stretch.

It's not even gray, it's just railroading since you're going against the path Toddler set up for you to follow. You didn't immediately suck the DMPC's dick and now ""Rocks fall everyone dies".

But I do like how they're finally letting you become a raider I think the only other example is joining the Khans SO IT HAS THAT ATLEAST.

Also I'm currently doing a playthrough where I basically ignored the first half of the game so I could do Far Harbor with a fresh character and have yet to meet Preston. Will be funny when I roll through the commonwealth I feel

I think that would be the Railroad. The Minutemen at least make sense in theory. It's just when you have to interact with them that you find out their retarded.

Why would a raider group that's presumably the weakest since they feel neglected try and overthrow you? Presumably by the time that happens, you've solved most other problems, most likely by applying and taking bullets from hundred of guys Hell you fight off some gunners before you get to nuka world and they're a damn sight better then raiders. You might not be "Medium sized Natural Disaster" that the Courier is but you're not a complete pushover.

It's like they're dogs who think they can get away with anything because you left.

There's also the fact that in the main game you can be buddy-buddy with everyone till you're railroaded into a choice so that's probably gonna happen again.

Was the 10 minute fusion core thing not stupid enough for them? How is it they had such the good idea of making Power Armour something

Because the definition of empire is stupid and can be boiled down to "a big country"

I should be surprised.

It's affirmative action.

They dont even include something like a "cooling component".

Weren't all those speech checks with Moira supposed to reflect the fact that you were a cocky teenager who just came out of a sheltered life in a vault?

I remember when I played Fallout 3 and I did all those options for the research and the wasteland survival guide ended up being terrible at the end of the quest. Not sure why you would make speech checks that give you the bad ending to a quest though, quality Bethesda writing after all I guess.

So nothing will happen to them, because when I played FO4 I only ever saw one minuteman patrol and all they did was watch the Brotherhood, who were fucking everywhere, fighting a group of bandits.

The minutemen have to be quite possible the worst, most poorly designed faction ever, I can't tell if they just made them a the last minute as a quick "neutral" faction or if they actually intended the settlement system to be more then "BUILD FARMS WITH TURRETS!" and let you use them to outfit,train and build them up into an army but gave up half way and called it a day.

Shit, forgot to finish that sentence like Bethesda forgot to check and see if power armor was fun to use.

And I'm sure they stole the idea from a mod anyways then proceeded to fuck it up like usual.

if PC's dialogue in Fallout 3 was supposed to reflect what a gay little dweeb he is, then brilliant job I guess. Where this theory falls apart is that other characters actually take you seriously.

I don't think that the "climb into power armor" was stolen from a mod, but most of the other shit clearly drew "inspiration" from a NV mod called Powered Power Armor.

The Raider settlements are literally just normal settlements with a raider skin applied.
And the DLC spawns leveled attackers that are basically just raiders with Minutemen skin.

I dislike the changes to the power armor because it makes the game CENTERED around it.
If it was across the board changes in gameplay, like heavy armor giving you momentum.
Light armor giving you rolling or better sprint or fucking PARK CORE.
But when you can jetpack around and have armor points and everything it completely alters the gameplay, to a point why not use power armor?

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does someone have a base game torrent/download

Do you remember the last time Bethesda tried to have armor affect movement?

Also I think they though the Cores would balance it but you're swimming in the shit not far in and if you follow the Railroad to a certin point you get weaves for regular armor.

I still think the general idea of treating power armor as more of a vehicle and less something you wear is sound, it's just that Bethesda is shit at implementing it, let alone thinking the ramifications of doing so through.

And we all know how they hate making players actually commit to their choices in their theme park, despite mod after mod trying to diversify players based on builds time and again.

That's another thing. Economy in most cRPGs is fucking retarded, but I have never seen any developer fuck it up as bad as Bethesda does with each new rehash they release.

They suck out any joy you could experience from exploration by randomizing loot, from leveling up by scaling enemies to your level or from specing yourself by not featuring anything resembling an unique item worth your time, since you can just craft better shit yourself.

I forgot how much i fucked around in FO4

its not even fun death traps, its just a bunch of instakill bullshit. It took me 20 fucking minutes because it was just die, reload, die reload, die reload ad nauseum. At least the new guns are decent.

Well i found my old stuff, does anyone have the updates for this shit so i can run the DLC?

Why?

when you are all working in the mines i will remember this meme fondly

to see how bad it is, of course
it's kinda my job

that isn't the image i posted

I don’t understand what I’m seeing here other than J. Hodgson is a little too close to Joel Hodgson, but that has nothing to do with the content.

BATEMAN

Sorcery.

LOL KHALEESI LOL LE MEME OF THRONES REFERENCE GET IT

with no context, i'd say it was a Mind=Blown joke.

Napoleon was of average height. His shortness was British propaganda.

nice sparta

FUCKING #GAM*RGAT*RS

FUCKING GOOBITY GLOBBERS

FUCK IN GERBER GARTERS

Okay… i will say it out loud… and would probably regret it later but…

What you guys described so far is sounds good to me! 95% of the content is scrapped from the cancelled fallout games lore. Which is fucking great compared to F3 and F4 shit.

I… i think i will pirate it and reinstall F4.

Thanks guys!

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whats the ending so we can spoil it

As long as you aren't giving money to Todd its alright. Just be sure to install fuckton of mods to make this shit less bitter to consume.

I myself never hated Fallout 4 as much as entire Holla Forums does, so be aware that Holla Forums isn't one person.

Why the fuck are you even bothering with it if even with mods you admit it's still shit?
You don't have to play shit, you can play something good instead.

Its literally the only game in its genre, user.

Ace of Spades.

Kill yourself, autist, the most painful way possible.

Not as shit as fo4.

That's a worst cringy shit i ever heard from Holla Forums. Even minecraft at least allowed to install better textures and shaders. But your suggestion of ace of spades is pure bait.

OY VEY

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It's better just by not being fallout 4.

Next thing you say that boobs are misogyny and hurt your taste for blocky retro hipster shit.

Boobs are great but your taste is shit.

Fuck, i just want back the crazy government labs and shits whats made F2 and New Vegas so great (for me).

F4 was good as 3D Minecraft after mods like Homemaker came out. Hell, i even abused the engine to the max with the settlement expand bat (because my pc isn't a fucking potato like the consols).

But shit wasn't enough…

The main game got uninstalled after 2 weeks.

Reinstalled when heard Far habor was NV style. Had fun for 1 week and after that i uninstalled it again. Thanks to the lack of content.

And now i hear shit like:

Hory shit people why! Why you give me hope over fucking nothing!

Who the fuck said Far Harbor was NV styled? I mean it's a rip off of Point Lookout and is infinitely better then anything in Fallout 4, but is by no means on the level of NV.

Also you're looking at the stuff in Nuka-world as a positive.

The Enclave were in bed with Vault-tec, why the fuck would they bother with a soft-drink maker, even if they're nearly ubiquitous? You could say they saw bottle caps would have been the currency but then why not just by all the bottle caps before things went to shit And honestly why isn't Nuka world about fractions trying to take ownership of a cap maker?

It's effectively what the Institute was doing, just with robotics, remember how well that turned out.

Same thing as with the main game. They're not even that dynamic.

Eww.

Yes, and?

So is anyone else having Nuka World just fucking crash even after Especially after updating to 1.7.12?

Just like her

They exploded because you put in 4 power cells instead of 3 .

Pretty sure I know how this is going to go down. But, does anyone know the name of the song in the webm?

No Man's Sky main theme

The only good thing that could come of this is if Scientology finally realizes that the joke's on them (not that they didn't know before, but BIS was too poor to really bother with) and then labels Bethesda as oppressors, screeches about religious persecution, and sues the shit out of BGS/Zeni for all their shekels.

Yea that cant happen due to a few principles. Parodies and the fact that they never used the name at all wouldnt hold up in court. Then they also didnt say that the religion was bad but allowed you to come up with these conclusions yourself. So really they are in the clear.

Holy shit is that an Elder Scrolls lore reference again??

quality

So that is supposed to be Todd? I can't really tell

so i pirated the game and just got the nuka cola shit but how do i start it? nothing has popped up tellin me the add on is active. i checked the main menu and it says its installed

It might not trigger until you're a certain level. I know Automatron and Far Harbor don't get added as quests until, like, level fifteen.

I think you need to be level 30+, then you start the quest by listening to a radio station.