Meanwhile at the Holla Forums research facility

Meanwhile at the Holla Forums research facility

"How will be melt off the fat and become handsome, effeminate men, Holla Forums?"

We must do research!

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The rate of cancer in fullchan has risen an astonishing 14.6% over the last few months. It is estimated that the website has 2.5 years (or 30 months) before it is completely enveloped in cancer.

POST YFW YOU DIDN'T PAY 600 DOLLARS FOR AN UNUSABLE EXPERIMENT

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Have we finished beta testing the salt-to-energy converter yet? We could power 8ch for decades with what we have, imagine the possibilities.

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There is still no proven way in making MMOs good. I have tired to find a means that can benefit the player and the company but I just can't find a way to bring this genre into the modern year with the need for cash shops and cosmetic crap.

Hey guys! As you might have noticed we have just been through a cascade resonance. Following this event I have several good news and a single one bad one. Well, all of them can be good for some of the more eccentric among us. What we have been through resulted in a Trans-dimension displacement! We accidentally managed to displace entire facility by flinging entangled particles through another dimension and ended up next to Hoover Dam. Second good news is the inhouse time-space continuum theory were accurate we have also moved in time, towards future as well as into a different parallel-dimension. Now the bad news is we have shifted into Fallout universe, with a heavy heart I must inform you, it is "post-FO:Tactics" universe. On the bright side, we are near what we call Las Vegas, we won't have to suffer complete retardation as per East Coast citizen of this dimension suffer.

Tomorrow we will organize seminars to inform all staff about NCR, Legion, BoS and Mr. House for people who wish to remain here. Other Lesser factions will be subject to seminars at a later date. After a few weeks equipment should be ready again for another trans-dimensional transfer and we can return our time and dimension.

t. Dr. Wallace "I have no PhD. but I run this super-science facility" Breen

KRUSTY WANTS OUT

nuh-uh, I ain't risking ending on One Man's Lie's universe and doing nothing for all eternity nigga, get that shit out of my face.

What the chances of this next jump bringing us to the 2d universe?

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The universe is flat so we could pass the 2nd universe and end up in the ff13 verse

checked

Plz

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Repeating digits have no actual significance, despite your multiple publishings and dissertation, you have yet to provide any concrete evidence as to why you haven't checked mine.

Dear God somebody inform the science team, we're making a horrible mistake

I'VE DISCOVERED THAT FUCKING NIGGERS ARE FUCKING POINTLESS AND NEED TO BE DRIVEN BACK TO FUCKING AFRICA TO LIVE ALONGSIDE THE OTHER FUCKING ANIMALS

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Didn't knew satan was working in the checking department

WE HAVE A CRITICAL LEAK OF DOUBLES IN THE LAB

Where did you cucks hide the phazon and tubes?

Daily reminder that hard scientific research has shown that Floor 3 is composed of casuals

Contained again, quit fucking with the dubs enclosures Johnson. You know it brings the worst out of us.

I'm a little…ahem…busy
STOP IT, DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!

Trying to smuggle 2D specimens out of the containment labs is strictly forbidden
Are you trying to create another 4am incident? Lord knows that fat jew of a security guard won't do anything to prevent it

Good news everyone!

I managed to sintetize this serum that's ought to make ze blackest üntermensch white!

Ze argentines vill love it! I vill be rich!

I was there when it happened. What a horrible way to end up; I pity their souls…
Good thing we managed to isolate them on their own containment chamber.

I thought we would be developing good games for all mankind. Instead everyone is using tax money for their twisted pet projects

Uhhh… guys? /agdg/ is one the phone and wondering where the hell did all of their budget go this time. What should I tell them?

Just ask them if they installed Gentoo or something.

They'll get their funds once they start working on the hypoallergenic wolf girls

Come user, surely there's SOMETHING you still want. Just give it a try~

Holy shit anons, I've just found the cure to deathgrip
We're finally free!

Your appointed me to Holla Forums should be finalized within the week, I have already discussed the matter with the board mod.

LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER 911!

Just like every other research facility on this planet.

if you faggots blow up my ship while i'm away i will come over there and gut you with a bonesaw

I read that in Wesker's voice (0:15 in)

Tell them to finish an actual game first and to quit that patreon shit.

rrrrrrRRGGHHGH

Alright boys I think i've made a breakthrough, me and my team have been working countless "years" on this project. We are going to send it back in time to November 10, 2015 so that we can all enjoy it for the first time ourselves as well. Hope everyone likes it cheers!

I too want to enjoy this project for the first time again. I especially would want to pay for it again.

Don't trust this shifty man, I've been keeping an eye on him for a while now and I think he's up to something.

Since when we got a time machine?

I take it they were a agreeable?

With hard work and effort. It just works

W E W

That was the plan

We can go back and fix everything, or go back and enjoy the time before 2007

Why Holla Forums use a power plant as a research facility?

And how do you plan on powering experimental equipment, smart guy?

Sorry Mr. House… My mistake…

the friction from copious amounts of buttsex

But profesor Faggotious, you do realize we could also land in the universe/dimension that mirrors a japanese harem H-game.
Think of the possibilities!

We must continue the dimensional jumps…for science of course…

Your mistake? Your damn right its your mistake. Now come here and buttmate with this frisky user in order to supplement our power supply in case the hoover dam runs out of water to run the turbines. Its the only way to make up for your sins.

Reported to security staff for improperly containing radioactive material. This is a Christian research facility, and standards must be maintained.

Bullshit, this is gay…>>gasp

I think you're wasting our budget. My division is making slow and steady progress in making anime real, but there's no predictable chance of success in randomly landing on a H-game universe through dimensional jumps.

Join the legion? They'll just pass a pretty thing like you around between the officers, and you won't have pre-war air cooling to make your comfortable while you get reamed by a line of well-endowed anonymous skirt-wearing men.

At least here, you're contributing to the noble cause of science. That's something you can bet your parents are proud of. Now if you'll come here, I think I have something that your mouth would be better off working on…

Scientifically speaking, given the amount of H-games, we're gonna land in one sooner or later.
Probably sooner than in any other universe.

Good point. Hypothetically, if /agdg/'s budget was restored in the condition that they make more h-games, would that increase the chance of success?

Only for non-patreon fags.

What's death grip?

Mr.Breen,

Following the faliure and disaster of Project ' Snek ', and the loss of a rather large contingent of the highly trained Class 4 ' Waifu Recovery ' unit within the lower levels of the facility, we have deemed now to be the proper time to alert you of your facility's shut down, and clean up.

Since you've done the job for us, we will be detonating your trans-dimensional device shortly. The bomb will be armed. Trips will shut it down, dubs will turn it off.

If you are able to disable it, and moreso, return, we will delay the shutdown of the site until a later date.

If not, we hope you enjoy the deathclaws.

Sincerly,

The Committee
HR Head

P.S.: I'm still alive, you fuck.

rolling

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I'd say that might increase our changes to reach a H-game dimension in the FIRST try by 2%.

Hold on. I forgot to take into account flash H-games and Visual novels.

hmm…

Our changes of hitting a H-game universe are….99%

YOU FOOL, NOW GIRL GAMES IS GOING TO GET IN

for shame

What would the world look like if we ended up in some sand box like Gmod or minetest?

Please keep your arms and legs inside the tram when entering the facility.

They are, but fellow dr. an0n, you seem to forget - THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.
The sheer amount dwarfs any other content by such a margin that a porn universe is practically guaranteed.

OH GOD!! Why are their jumbo mosquitoes outside the boardroom?? NO NO Dear GOD IT KILLED the top scientist on the catgirl project

Where is that exterminator??

Can his research be saved?

Exterminator on the way.
There might be "some" collateral damage.

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