Cards against Humanity made two new expansions for both nominees in the US 2016 elections.
So what's the catch?
All profits are going directly to Hillary no matter what pack you get, as well as companies that oppose Trump and swing state programs.
You can find the packs in the official website, but I seriously hope none of you buy them.
Xavier Kelly
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Mason Cox
I dont exactly see the purpose in making official propaganda in a game where you can just print out your own custom cards.
Charles Ward
I want to complain about how people can't keep their political penises out of their creations but this is actually a killer business opportunity. Only a Hillary voter could unironically play and enjoy CAH so they lose virtually no customers and only serve to make a ton of sales. It's brilliant really.
Adrian Turner
m8 cards against humanity was pozzed ever since they removed rape jokes
Luke Wood
Dude's not even in office and he's doing more for the economy than Hillary ever will.
Justin Ward
videogames
Cameron White
Shame all that cash is simply going to hilldog.
Ryder Davis
It's not propaganda if it's for Hillary.
Brayden Morris
That's capitalism, friend.
Andrew Richardson
BOY I SURE DO LOVE VIDEO GAMES
Matthew Rodriguez
God can you imagine the new Hilary cards? Every black card is some amazing political feat she hasn't fucking achieved and every answer card is "Hillary Clinton".
Jaxson Russell
This was always a normalfag game.
Jose Garcia
It's nothing to do with them charging money, its the fact that they putting the effort into making the game biased towards their own political views when someone can just inject their decks with pro-trump cards. It's completely pointless, free or not.
Caleb Kelly
WOW, what an amazing and clever punchline
Josiah Gomez
Video Games?
Ian Wilson
Did they pay you or did you do it for free?
Liam Campbell
and the fact this is a game that promotes making the edgiest shit ever. how the hell does this have any sort of hillary supporting when its completely non pc?
Ethan Cooper
I'd rather play pic related tbh
Tyler Rodriguez
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Ryder Cook
also a good alternative. has anyone made an online version yet?
Joshua Sanchez
That's Linkle you faggot. The picture is still shit though.
Ryan Price
Inverted nipples are delicious.
Jackson Anderson
Unfortunately there has not because Mattel, the current owners of the game, send takedown notices to them.
They've made the official games on Xbox Live, PSN, & Mobile (Why it isn't on Steam I won't know but whateves)
A shame, I like playing that more than CAH because of the card designs and I get bored of CAH fast
Luke Scott
theres probably an addon pack for Tabletop simulator
Isaac Rivera
id play it i i had 20 dollars laying around.
Austin Ross
Inverted nipples are a shit unless they're on kemono.
Adam Collins
i googled that. i dont want to google it again. why is fur shit so common?
Robert Adams
while CAH is definitely non-pc, it's still kosher as all hell.
Colton Rivera
First day on the internet huh? We were there at a time.
Zachary Reed
I do remember seeing a Apples to Apples game on Tabletop Simulator.
Surprising considering how many games get taken off.
But yeah, I don't mind playing CAH, its just that I feel the edginess appeal wears off very fast when you get many cards that have to do with filling the blank, "whos going to be in my sex dungeon tonight?", LOL BBC, etc.
Parker Jackson
Their user base will literally buy bullshit and nothing, Im not surprised they continue to give them money
Camden Fisher
So?
Lucas Thomas
Stop appropriating my fetish.
Mason Brooks
A rapist promoting Shillary who defended an actual rapist in court who then made fun of the rape victim she beat in court and by her own admission know she was raped. How fitting.
Jonathan Rivera
Hint: If you have a wild card and the green card is "melodramatic", chances are that somebody will talk about somebody else's ex-girlfriend and you're guaranteed a win with that as your answer.
Noah Martin
Hah.
My favorite part about Apples to Apples is when the game ends and everyone reads the green cards they got as if they were assigned personalities
Thomas Thomas
Fuck.
Mason Murphy
Since we don't have a free online Apples to Apples, I got a server up on the Dick server on Xyzzy, name is DisPear
Password is GrapeApe.
Lincoln Torres
Does anyone really think the person they vote for will make a difference? Because of how cancerous the two party system is, they'd cancel each out on hate alone than let good ideas pass through.
Honestly, the only reasonable reason to vote is for the person you see being the butt of jokes for 4 years and in that sense, Trump wins by a landslide.
Mason Nguyen
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Jace Reyes
I'm in bro.
Aaron Lewis
dude just wait for hitl- I mean a new boinie sandahs that will support Holla Forumsreddit's true middle of le road interests
Camden Flores
yo, people, join this shit. game night with Holla Forums is always fun
David Butler
fuck my sage was still on
Jaxson Roberts
Do you know how many rainbow haired sycopaths love pretending to be edgy one moment then scream about mahpression the next? Somewhere around 95%.
Sebastian Powell
Would expect nothing less from cucks.
Liam Campbell
wow, I am now #shillforhill
Lucas Collins
Wow, no way. Thank you for correcting the record. I am #MentallyHill Now
Nolan Murphy
Everyone knows he pretends to be retarded. That's what is so amusing about him. I went to his rally last Saturday for my own amusement and not to take him seriously, which a depressing amount of people do.
I honestly think he is a safer choice than Hillary because everyone in Congress hates him, so there'd be a greater Divide between the executive and legislative bodies. He's also the first person who is actually unifying Republicans and Democrats.
Tyler Reyes
Link me. There is no way they actually wrote all that
Jordan Sanders
For you.
Ryan Green
Cards against humanity is so much less fun when you're desensitized to everything. When you've seen a girl alligator with a dick fuck jupiter in half, at what point can you really be shocked anymore.
Ethan Sullivan
the house always wins
Jaxson Kelly
What's the point? Those packs will be irrelevant in two years anyways and no one will want to buy them. Fucking sellouts
Lincoln Hill
that was a decent session.
Carson Powell
when you see real degeneracy in the wild.
Andrew Bennett
No not really, there's been pride marches in my state despite nobody having any real issues with gay people, despite that not being what pride marches are for.
Samuel Brooks
Yet another company to boycott now. They just keep outing themselves!
Andrew Gray
Reported for paid shilling.
Jose Moore
ive moved back to california (not my idea), and already ive seen graffiti right next to my old house that says EQUALITY in rainbow. and i have to go to college here whether i like it or not help
Isaiah Reed
Desensitize yourself, crippling unfeeling is better.
Brayden Rodriguez
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Camden Scott
im already desensitized to pretty much everything, but i dont like it. im only staying if i can get an apprenticeship for some kind of trade.
Jaxon Sullivan
CAH is just edgy Teenage Apples to Apples, if you want memes, play CAH, if you want actual fun, play Apples to Apples
Cameron Richardson
How mentally ill do you have to be to even do this? A-at least she's not republican! :'(
Wyatt Russell
It probably his best tactic. Hillary years of experience are unmatched by any of her competition and being a woman also helps her greatly because the concept of a female president is just exotic enough to get some attention, but not completely alien. However, even the Ace gets trumped by the Joker.
Jace Hughes
videogames
Caleb Wright
wouldn't it be really easy to bootleg cards against humanity? i mean all you have to do is write words on some cards
this is why copyright laws are ridiculous.
Elijah Jones
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Andrew Ross
These retards can't resist.
Elijah Roberts
Jews have more money, so they will win anyway.
Kevin Martin
The jew's love for money is what will be their downfall.
Nathan Wright
Apples to Apples would be an okay game if everyone in the world wasn't a complete jackass