Vidya quotes

This is no place for a horse

Your pet has departed

G.O.L.I.A.T.H. Online

Never trust an elf

I don't know about angels but it's fear that gives men wings.

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suck my cock, choke on it

Ingest feces and expire.

I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!


That's not vidya quote, it's a quote from a douchebag that tried to make vidya

Then you step forward an inch and suddenly it is a place for a horse.

what would you do if you had an eternity to do nothing but wait?

he trained

thats the joke, fuckstick

What about moving?
What ABOUT moving? You put one foot in front of the other.

Shoryuken
Shoryuken
Hadouken
Shoryuken


I must go alone


I don't find it funny
Sorry

SPICULE
OH IT'S HOT OH HO HO HO

Grand uppa!

It's "I have to go alone" you fuck.
And if you're going to be quoting DSII why not quote the dialogs with the King's messenger? Those were great

Hadouken
Hadouken
Shoryuken
Hadouken

The sleepers have awakened

wrong unit

You should be ashamed.

We're using words that are actually used in game

wrong unit and quote

Baaayoeeen~!

Is that your best?


Sometimes I forget and I fuck up

- The Branded Cuck

Hmmm, I'm so turned on…

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fuck elite hc and random crits

I dont know how the apparently original blizzard devs fucked this game so bad it was still pretty decent

I'm trying to heal you, not bloody tickle you.
DOSH


Install some mods, the game is godlike with Steamworkshop thanks to easy access to mods
Random crits are the bane of the game to be honest, you get obliterated as fast as you can annihilate everything, you'll end up most of the time putting 100-200 stats on Dex and 300-400 on STR and if you are a mage, 500 on Focus. Vit is useless unless a modded class has something with it

Go home and don't be a family man.

Playtime's over!
Grant me
POWEEEEEER!

We are we are we are we are
The many sings through us


Are you a muggah?

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the limited camera view compounded to the matter at times too, especially on maps where you are moving downwards

There are mods, Zoomy, to allow you to see more
Im telling you, the game is a flawed gem that can be fixed with mods if you know how to look for them. Again, steamworkshop is easy as fuck

I SHALL CRUSH YOU BEFORE MY INQUISITORIAL BOOT.

-Nigga with a hammer

GET UP ON THE HYRDAS BACK
GET UP ON THE HYRDAS BACK
GET UP ON THE HYRDAS BACK
GET UP ON THE HYRDAS BACK
GET UP ON THE HYRDAS BACK
GET UP ON THE HYRDAS BACK
GET UP ON THE HYRDAS BACK
GET UP ON THE HYRDAS BACK
GET UP ON THE HYRDAS BACK

beneath*

I guess I should give them a try
Ive stayed away from the mods so far, because I feel it's "cheating"

Im going to burry those two motherfuckers

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Got any recommendations?

Wolves hunt in packs!

I think you're the new one, guy. The Tatsumaki was only used in the movie.

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it sounds you mixed the 2 quotes

Vae victis

I like memes

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You want a piece of meat, boy?

Zog Zog

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I didnt, I just assumed that this is the quote that user actually meant.

Zoomy, Blade Dancer or Easter Pack for classes, BigBagMod, something about Fishing, something about enchanters being there so you dont have to find them outside and some other stuff, its easy to find on steam workshop really

guess Ive gotta hit the workshop

That sword is for monsters

"See that girl in the distance? You can rape it"

Holy fuckin shit I remembered that wrong

That was one of the druids right?

Yup

Stick to snakes

Ikuzo~!

GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!!!

TODAY I WOKE AND LOOKED OUTSIDE AGAIN

Kill all niggers

Then touch the demon inside me.

I STAPLE STICKYNOTES ON MY PENIS SO THE FLESHWORM WILL DRINK BRAINJUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
~Demoman (Team Fortress 2)

"my rate of distance moved over time must be altered in an increasing fashion"

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HEY COUSIN, LETS GO SEE SOME TETTIES

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Strap yourselves in, boys! ;)

"i'm GAY" ~ this entire board lmoa

MICE!!!!

aught
aught
aught
aught
aught
aught
aught

No one's left, everything is gone, Karak is burning.

Heya, it's me! Imoen!

I SAID COME IN! DONT JUST STAND THERE

im an hero and on way.

Get out of here Stalker.

RAYNOR HERE

That is not the picture that I uploaded.

That man is a spy!

me am that kind of orc

Oh shit son

Rubber shoes in motion
The apocalypse has begun

WAIT!! Slow down, I'm an old man.

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that nig forgot an r

Don't fret, boyo, I'LL NEED A DISPENSER HERE

*Chuckles* Impossible.

CAN'T PLACE THAT THERE MILORD

"Stupid missile!"

Radindash
although apparently the correct quote is reden däsz!

I'M ABSOLUTELY INDESTRUCTIBLE

SUPER FINISHING MOVE!
HEAVENLY INVINCIBLE PSYCHODRIVER EXPLODING BLADE!

we AAARGH the macemen

*Screaming*

Prefer this.

Plebs are needed

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"It's almost harvesting season"

"The quality of your performance so far in the endeavors that you have achieved getting to this point in time, as well as your continued success in your violent encounter with me has drawn me to the conclusion that you are quite sufficient"

My life for Aiur.

"I love reddit!"
-Holla Forums

GURANDU VI-PAH!!!

And, Juliana, behold the larceny tool. In my humble opinion, it might be best suited to your use, considering you are quite clearly highly adept at gaining entrance without access to the correct keys.

FEEL THE BLOOD GUSHING FROM YOUR ANUS

TALK IS CHEAP

ALL YEH DANDIES PRANCIN ABOOT WIF YER HEAD FULLA EYEBAAAAALLS

What was that thing? It was huge!

Xehanort, Foolish apprentice of a foolish man.
You have surpassed nothing—only proved how little we both know. We may profess to know the heart, but its essence is beyond our reach. We're both ignorant—as oblivious as when we began. I'm afraid that any world you try to create… Any world of yours… would be an empire of ignorance. That is why you and your creation are destined to fall! RIP Christopher Lee you magnificent motherfucker ;_;7

The cowards, the fools!

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Pssssht, nothing personnel, kid.

I've got a good rhythm going! -Shulk

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pargon

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"I, am The Darkness

You took out their anti-aircraft radar?!

RAWKET LAWNCHAIR

"This crazy pasttime needs to start over" - Single Aerodynamic Lifting Surface Fairy

ishouldabeentheonetofillyourdarksoulWithLUHAYYYUYUYUYUYUYEET

Bearer seek seek lest

I SENSE A SOUL IN SEARCH OF ANSWERS

IGNORANT SLAVES. FINALLY TAKEN NOTICE, HAVE YOU?

Yoooooosh

Dropped out of little league before discharging from the air force.

Yer gunna extract him!!?!

Fanatics make unreliable friends.

Hup! Hup! Splaugh! Splaugh!

GARLAND, ME, SHALL MAKE YOU FALL UNCONSCIOUS

MISTER CROW
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"Consume excrement and perish"
-Dick Kickem, Dick Kickem Neverever

"I'm sorry… friend…"

"Currently, the time to strike posteriors with mine leg and massage the gum of bubbles with teeth and jaw within mine mouth is at hand… In addition, I possess nary a single piece of gum to my name"
-Dike Strikem

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Kazuhira…I'm presently a devil.
-Disciplined "Poison" Serpent

HMM
YES
FOR HONOR
ONDABU
THE SPIRITS ARE RESTLESS