That's right faggots, time to play some Liberal Crime Squad.
National LCS is on, so we can pay the President a visit in the future, but Nightmare mode is off, because I'm shit at the game.
First off, we need to choose our gender, codename and our life story. And we need a slogan.
Of course sex has to be "it's complicated".
Gender: Demiginger fores-kin
You got it. The other two options are conservative and oppressive anyway.
First reply decides
...
Question two, 2 or the second reply decides
Whatever, it's gonna crash anyway.
C
last time I played LCS, it was like:
have they balanced it? And for the sake of having a thread, how about not doing that and trying a different route?
Eh, whatever, it's a dead thread anyway so it'll be C
And the game hasn't crashed in my experience so far, I'm using the newest beta.
I haven't tried that, but at the moment the safest way to win is just to write for your newspaper. But I don't think Holla Forums is going to pick the ideal way.
couldn't you kidnap people and fuck them or whatever in this game?
B
You can, but if you kidnap someone important the cops quickly track you down. Must've been an old version.
You can do a lot of things, you can brainwash captives, seduce people with horrible pickup lines, and many many other depravi-I mean progressive things.
Also thread theme
jesus christ, user.
D i guess
D
What is this shit I have no idea?
We had a hard life
It's a game by the guy who made Dwarf Fortress, it's about murdering conservatives and turning the US into a liberal utopia.
E
Do you even need to ask?
sounds fun…?
I'll go with E, you'll see why
Oh, it is. It's not meant to be taken seriously.
D
As if I needed to ask for this question
C
B or D I don't care
I'll go with D
Guns are conservative
We must becum the fag lord.
D nigger
A, let's go full ninja
B because I am an alpha male
noooo C, D is to obvious
robin hood*
I'll go with D, because first reply. I didn't expect it to get this alive, so, I guess 3 decides.
BBBBBBBBb
D
B. Kill all african americans
Guns are for conservative we just use knives.
Ok then we go for the cool law student (D)
dont be a nigger
No 3s, so I guess third reply is good enough. Although I don't really want to use guns with our leader.
B or E
E
E
E suits fag lord.
This game is too confusing.
E it is. We need a codename for our leader and a slogan for the LCS. A new conservative era is dawning and we are the only ones who can stop it.
Fag lord
Its a pretty simple game when you get the hang of it.
Wife's Son, with the slogan Down With Cis
this
your an unfunny faggot not this
Big Guy
We need a slogan!
I'm down for this choice too.
no but its better than wifes son
DONT TREAD ON ME
actually this
this made me laugh
Sure, m8ty
Also, how is this game going to be played, OP? Are you going to ask for general ideas, and play out the interim, or ask us for everything we do?
I'll go with Fag Lord, it seems the most fitting. Big guy and Wife's son will be companions, when we get some.
Here's our character. I tried to make the slogan a compromise. Now it's time to decide what kinds of people we will try to recruit.
I don't really know. I know I'll skip the boring bits, and I'll let you guys decide most of the important stuff.
Liberate from liberty.
I'm guessing we should go on a recruitment drive first
you did well op
I like it.
Sell salt rifle no guns in this gun free base shit lord.
who's game is this
no we need the guns to fight oppression
Damn it, the weapon I wanted is a bit out of our price range at the moment.
We will do that, my friend, don't you worry.
Yes, that seems like a good idea. We still need to decide who we try to recruit. There's a wide range of people we can get, from crackheads to computer programmers and more.
Let's go to the park and get some hippies, maybe even someone good.
Hippies uprising then a Beta uprising.
Well fuck, it seems that in all my conservative wisdom I forgot to leave the AK at home. What fo we do?
Find some gays and make them submit to your dick.
K
KIDNAP KIDNAP KIDNAP
you fucked up.
press F to pay respect
That doesn't seem like a a great idea… who should we kidnap?
nvm K looks better
It was the Katana, wasn't it?
Barista
Just run or kill, kidnapping while you're at the homeless shelter is an easy way to get raided.
all you had to do was grind persuasion
Whatever, you have legs 100%, run.
She needs the D.
barista
Yes it was :^)
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, SHE GOT AWAY AND THEN THIS HAPPENS
E
kill the pig
IT'S TIME TO FIGHT FOR LIBERTY
Oh shit the fuzz get out of there.
Pop the pig
KILL THE FUCKING NON-DEGENERATES
Well fuck, seems like I already went to move up so I didn't get to fight (fortunately). We got away this time, thankfully.
BUT we got wounded
coward
they got off lightly.
All in the name of liberty! Back to the park we go. I'll look for some hippies to hire
F-fighting is conservative anyway
We need that wizard talk now.
This amateur musician seems like a good target.
mage
We also manage to pick up a college student
arcane forces are known repellents of conservative oppression. you know what must be done
It'd be pretty funny to have a classic RPG style party for this.
A bunch of LARPers fighting for social justice.
oh boy
Tell him about the beta uprising and the the land of teddies.
Oh, I misread, it's a magician. Even better.
WE GOT SPURNED
what is going on?
do we have pictures?
how much persuasion you need for a locksmith?
Lover slot? I thought you could have as many as possible.
The hippie rejected our dick he must die.
A hippie literally raped an innocent demigender by refusing to have sex with xyr.
Alright, I got one more guy interested. Let's see how the recruitment goes. Not very well so far.
On another note, I love that this game has special snowflake genders.
I might just let that one go, if they're shit. I haven't met a locksmith yet, but I'll grind persuasion.
It depends on your seduction skill
if you have enough juice. right now you can have one
B
Well, the magician told us to fuck off. And the college student is shit, so I let her go. Who else do we try to recruit?
B
netflix and chill
Yeah, that's my only option right now, I don't want to waste the little money I have on that crap.
Wizards and fags.
I wonder if we could play DnD online together sometime. I always wanted to play it.
me to someone want to start a dnd thread
I managed to recruit a hippie, a teenager and a barista. Not the best but they'll do. They need nicknames though.
hippie: dick shit
Barista: Pumpkin Spice
Send the useless ones on brownie sales
Teenager: dick sleeve
Dick Sleeve and Pumpkin Spice are off selling brownies. We still have 4 recruitment slots. I'll try hiring somebody who isn't as useless.
We manage to pick up a locksmith!
And she's ours. What's her name?
noice
anita sarkeesian
Deep thrust she wears the cock in this relationship.
In the meantime we also managed to recruit another teenager and a transient. They also need names.
Forgot pic
Chickenshit and Pissbaby
locky
hobo
who give a fuck
We need money don't we/
Pumpkin Spice gets caught by cops while selling brownies! What do we do?
We're selling brownies already, however that's a less-than-safe option of raising money.
Judas "Gas" Chambers
D obviously
D nigger get the fuck out of there.
f its just brownies you pigs don't you have a little girls lemonade stand to fuck with
That's a boring option…
Well, it didn't help much.
fight!!!!!!!
Fight and die then they were peons anyway.
Another one of our dealers has been caught! And it didn't go well… RIP Chickenshit.
The conservative swine are oppressing us!
fight the oppression, avenge chicken shit
F
FUCK YOU PUMPKIN SPICE
YOU SHOULD HAVE FOUGHT AND DIED
Better relocate
wtf is reverse discrimination?
ded
fuck you pumpkin spice you traitorous whore
Pumpkin Spice needs to "disappear." It's the liberal thing to do.
THESE FUCKERS NEVER GIVE UP
yep, already did
racism against white people, which is obviously impossible
Well pissbaby is dead better recruit more members for our cult.
fight to the death pissbaby
This
Should we go to the sweatshops and get some child seamstresses?
I wanted to recruit some dudes but I took the katana with me by accident. Eh, it's an excuse to try it.
He got arrested…
That's an option. I might just do that if I survive this escapade.
fuck
We're famous!
do this
We free some oppressed! We have yet to see if they're of any use.
They usually have high tailoring, so we can make clothes to sell
make a death squad from them
Aaaand they're absolute shit. Can't even get their tailoring up (Intelligence is the deciding stat). Probably better off for them to die at brownie sales and get some more.
sounds good they dont even need names
The one-legged fuck has betrayed us too…
Well shit.
Dick sleeve died. At least he won't betray us.
compromise that shit and kill the one legged pissbaby
what, why, when
I think this warrants a riot.
He died as he lived leaking bodily fluids.
HE DINDU NUFFIN
this is unfortunately unrelated to Dick sleeve's death
Got caught selling brownies
Well, we seem to be stuck in this endless cycle of freeing some shit people to be dealers and then they die. We need new ideas. We do have enough money now.
Credit card fraud would be nice. Or we could steal some cars.
also