Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself king autist and takes a ragtag team of six Pokemon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokemon battling simulator!
When the current champ calls "new champ", the first poster to claim it is our champ. The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle. Suggesters are not to make multiple suggestions for a team unless 15 minutes have passed since their last request, or if the champ specifically asks for re-requests. The champ will be battling in OU unless he specifies otherwise.
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1. The champ cannot forfeit or intentionally throw a match.
2. The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. The champ is not allowed to timer stall.
4. All Pokemon must be nicknamed.
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1. /roomvoice (username)
This lets us talk. Do this for every single person. If someone's unregistered, tell them in chat.
2. /publicroom
This lets us enter the room.
/dt [x] - Get additional details on a Pokemon/item/move/ability.
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current status: we have a chimp, and I am it
for shame
...
THE DREAM IS DEAD
Is champ kill?
I AM THE CHAMP NOW
Impeaching old champ.
Reason(s): Abandoning Fullderp in its time of need
Any mon with less than 60 base speed, holding a scarf
I'm pissed today. Take this set and kill as many fucks as you can for me.
one button snek (Serperior) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leaf Storm
-
nightbro (Machamp) @ Choice Band
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Dynamic Punch
- Fire Punch
- Knock Off
- Earthquake
the way to use it is to use an attack move and then he will attack which is good
FOUR MORE
This isn't a call for early re-requests. Just sayin'.
Pick your favorite mon.
Pick your least favorite fullderp-er.
Make a meme out of that.
15 minute on time resuggest.
Guts hera, suicide pupper, or any psychoshift toxorb/flameorb mon.
swords dance last resort quick feet of your choice
That was like a 3 minute resuggest you fucking liar
Any mon you'd just hang out with all day.
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I think I found a memer.
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SHITTY BLOOD TOTEM TAKES IT 6-0
Arcanine deserved to die so he doesn't count.
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Marathon Man lost the Kalos League?
haha nerd
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I can't stop winning. I don't wanna be in 1300.
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one button snek used Leaf Storm!
The opposing Sharpedo avoided the attack!
The opposing Sharpedo used Ice Fang!
It's super effective! one button snek lost 19.6% of its health!
one button snek fainted!
The opposing Sharpedo used Crunch!
A critical hit! MAMA BEAR lost 100% of its health!
MAMA BEAR fainted!
★cheetahman133: gg
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WE MADE IT OUT BY THE SKINS OF OUR DICKS
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★ifuzio: ok
★ifuzio: forfeited
ifuzio forfeited.
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I want to get off Mr. 1200's wild ride.
RELINQUISHING THE THRONE
NEW CHAMP
IT WAS FUN
Me champ.
ag
no re
A deoxys defence with no moves that cause damage directly, status effects are fine though.
are those tits?
Hydreigon (M) @ Life Orb Ability: Levitate EVs: 136 Atk / 120 SpA / 252 Spe Hasty Nature - Draco Meteor / Dragon Pulse- Superpower- Fire Blast / Dark Pulse- Work UpI don't know if this will work in AG but hey, go for it.
ASH LOST (Charizard) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 128 Atk / 124 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Dragon Claw
- Fire Blast
- Thunder Punch
- Blast Burn
Durant @ Focus Sash
Ability: Truant
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Entrainment
- Iron Head
- X-Scissor
- Rock Slide
Wonder Guard (Shedinja) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
- Double Team
- Baton Pass
- Return
- Rest
This is the most retarded match I've ever seen.
Do we need re-requests?
Kiongre XD (Omastar) (M) @ Assault Vest Ability: Shell Armor EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpA Rash Nature - Ancient Power - Gyro Ball - Surf - Wring Out
>topsyturvey heartswap
>into topsyturvey magic bounce
That was great. It's a shame that the ending was so lackluster.
NEW CHIMP
me champ because I'm having touble building my own teams
Standar Annoyance (Whimsicott) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Encore
- Leech Seed
- Substitute
- Flash
free 1300 tbh (Sharpedo) (M) @ Sharpedonite
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Destiny Bond
- Crunch
- Protect
- Substitute
184 Days in Hoenn
If you're able to reach the full 184 days then replace with a free pick
A cute LC mon that you would fug.
fuck off
Bo-Rida (Durant) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Hone Claws
- Iron Head
- X-Scissor
- Stone Edge
Switch this out for:
Infinite Memes (Snorlax) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stockpile
- Rest
- Recycle
- Block
Donald's Wall
resugg:
a stallmon
I think Champ is trying to stall us. Don't worry, champ, we can wait!
NEW CHAMP
Turn 27
★UIER123456: gg
Turn 99
UIER123456 forfeited.
Weak
...
Kek
anyways you're the beanercleaner that strung us along from 3 am last night to after 1pm today of not doing shit called yourself "disappearing chimp" fuck yaself
...
To be fair, Niggs is probably one of the worst posters here.
Did someone really abandon the game?
What a faggot.
i haven't a clue who any of you are
you played one game
one
game
bullies bullying bullies
no nigger, you got a full team and waited 12 hours to play
a man's gotta sleep
Mega-bully
trolled us good
also
apparetnly no one wants to play
so is there a chimp yet?
Why Must I Boost? (Solrock) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Adamant Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Explosion
- Pain Split
- Will-O-Wisp
If somebodys champ, use this mon
how about you kill yourself
dont be mean
If you champ I'll sugg you your shitmen.
Or a weedle, wanna gamble?
Fuck it. Me champ.
you get:
Cunt Cat (Liepard) (F) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Trick
- Spite
- Protect
- Pursuit
try to use it properly
Any male-only mon you would fug then let yourself get fugged by.
If none exist then any PU legendary.
Clamps (Cloyster) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Overcoat
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- Explosion
- Brine
- Twineedle
ez win inc (Heracross) (F) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Endure
- Reversal
- Megahorn
- Stone Edge
Any solrock that's not using this:
good man
That nigger is a fucking sperg, how he isn't hated by everyone is beyond me
Something with a hit-n-run move(like U-Turn or Volt Switch) named Marathon Man
Did he ever do anything? Niggs has his shit.mon on.ly shit that gets annoying but I've never seen Matchcrasher do anything
excuse you
wtf everyone here is okay dont fight
Every single one of you should calm down and stop ruining the thread. We've gone this long without this crap, don't start it now.
Now then, let's begin.
Niggs has gotten a lot better with his memes lately. Fewer shitmons, more memes that seem like they have genuine thought put into them.
But this is namefag drama at this point so I won't stroke him any more.
Everyone except the cucks. That one in particular. I'm sure you know the one.
no fuck you marlo
Dude, it's enough.
I am match actually, it was just a joke and i can get kinda spergy at times, i'll admit
FourBallsGappy: Yeah, someone will forfeit eventually
VICTORY SOON
n-new team…
Why Must I Boost? (Solrock) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Adamant Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Explosion
- Pain Split
- Will-O-Wisp
No volcanion (Mew) @ Life Orb
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Super Fang
- Brine
- Roost
- Flamethrower
Serberior (Breloom) @ Toxic Orb Ability: Poison Heal EVs: 252 HP / 64 Atk / 192 Spe Adamant Nature - Substitute - Seed Bomb - Focus Punch - Spore
Ignore Leg Day (Heracross-Mega) @ Heracronite
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Pin Missile
- Bulk Up
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
I was good once (Claydol) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 196 Def / 60 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rapid Spin
- Ice Beam
- Psychic
- Light Screen
dependable fish
Honchkrow meme of your choic3
I deserved to get sniped
...
monsers
replace light screen if you want.
The opposing Landorus used Earthquake!
It doesn't affect Excadrill…
The sandstorm is raging.
Turn 13
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
Excadrill used Rapid Spin!
The opposing Landorus lost 4% of its health!
Excadrill is hurt by the opposing Landorus's Rocky Helmet!
The pointed stones disappeared from around your team!
The opposing Landorus fainted!
The sandstorm is raging.
Well. Including forfeits, I won a grand total of 0 games this session.
New champ.
i'll champ
A meme that is pejorative to marathon man
Honchkrow meme of your choice
Swapghast (Gengar) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Skill Swap
- Destiny Bond
- Shadow Ball
- Sludge Bomb
Conkeldurr.
I was about to champ. how would you like it?
Slowbro @ Assault Vest Ability: Regenerator EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD Modest Nature - Scald - Fire Blast - Ice Beam - Psychic
Needs a nick
up to the chimp, autist
Needs a dick
up this *unzips*
TRIGGERED
dicks on your mind tonight or nonstop
All day, all night.
Even in my dreams.
Sexy nightmares forever.
I need two more memees guys
...
Victini @ Choice Band Ability: Victory Star EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Final Gambit - Bolt Strike - V-create - Trick
named cuckette
crocune
bug (anything not volcarona)
-fire blast
-quiver dance/calm mind or anything if the combination is impossible
-maybe hazzards
-a dick?
/ds bug type, fire blast:
Arceus-Bug, Larvesta, Volcarona
NEW CHAMP
I won every game, for the previous champ who lost every game
me gimp
Infinite Days in Memes
184 days in hoenn
Mystery box (Dugtrio) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stealth Rock
- Memento
- Final Gambit
- Protect
somebody grab something with belly drum
more like 10 minutes in hoenn if I lose my temper
resuggests open
a poge with a buff, block/mean look, rest and free move slot(can't be an attakc with over 50 power)
Linoone @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Pickup
EVs: 172 HP / 252 Atk / 44 Def / 40 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Extreme Speed
- Shadow Claw
- Seed Bomb
ebin cade (Meowstic) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Barrier
- Calm Mind
- Assist
- Rest
use this instead, it's slightly less smogon
smogon light (Linoone) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 172 HP / 252 Atk / 44 Def / 40 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Extreme Speed
- Shadow Claw
- Seed Bomb
...
I wonder who's behind this post…
WE NEED A REAL CHAMP
okay me
a pokemon that can kill other pokemon with metronome
maybe xatu i guess if you feel like it
new generation (Excadrill) @ Air Balloon Ability: Sand Rush EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Earthquake - Iron Head - Swords Dance - Rapid Spin
Hawklucha
I probably didn't make this worse
smogon light (Linoone) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 172 HP / 252 Atk / 44 Def / 40 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Extreme Speed
- Shadow Claw
- Rock Smash
...
A genie remover
what does lanset even give? a 12% chance to crit?
12.5
50%
Remove Genie (Articuno) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Snow Cloak
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Freeze-Dry
- Ice Beam
- Signal Beam
- U-turn
Heres genie remover set if you need help
a bouncer
I have no purpose in life
you're cucking our chan
sorry, friend, I'll patch that right up
MARATHONMAN, MORE LIKE MARATHONFAG
I'M CHIMP, UBERS
Never mind I'll use the other team
nigger that wuzn't me
would you an autistic aryan girl
No, but I would an autistic aryan trap
i found this old image in my grandfather's box
Fuck my life
in which we combine our autism to force opponent to take a nap
THIRTEEN HUNDREDS
HOW MANY CHROMOSOMES DO WE HAVE
THIR-TEEN
THIR-TEEN
HUNDREDS
REOyvey Greedwagon's rating: 1286 → 1308
(+22 for winning)
1308
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WE DID IT
WE DID IT
WE DID IT
WE DID IT
WE DID IT
WE DID IT
WE DID IT
Fuck timerstall, also new team. Ubers.
If I take too long, someone can be new champ. I'm going by honor system here
Here to Sweep (Manaphy) @ Leftovers
Ability: Hydration
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Tail Glow
- Rain Dance
- Scald
- Dazzling Gleam
This will help you champ
mega maw or genesect
enjoy your BL -1
take dependable fish
Get memed son (Lugia) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Aeroblast
- Calm Mind
- Hydro Pump
- Psyshock
mega rayquaza ;^)
skill pupper
more seriously, just take a mawile-mega
also give it snatch and make it a wordplay based on that.
resugg:
free ou-ilegal pick
Fucking saved
This isn't on the bin
Current team, might just go with if I took too long as is.
Take Lucario-mega in in honor of Boshean Shadowban
I FUCKED UP AND DID ONE MORE OU GAME
This certainly does not bode well.
Skill Pupper is just Shaymin-Sky with flinch moves, and anything else you want.
IT'S OKAY GUYS, EXCADRILL AND BOOM BOOM SAVED US
Wikihow is a goldmine
Also NEW TEAM still Ubers
slappy mega
Chansey @ Lucky Punch
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 244 HP / 252 Def / 12 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Ice Beam
- Defense Curl
- Soft-Boiled
Goldstein (Nosepass) @ Berry Juice Ability: Sturdy Level: 1 Shiny: Yes Happiness: 0 Naughty Nature IVs: 0 HP / 0 Atk / 0 Def / 0 SpA / 0 SpD / 0 Spe - Pain Split - Toxic - Magic Coat - Stealth Rock
diglet
Magic coat if you think status or hazards are incoming, stealth rock if they aren't, or toxic if you really want something gone. Then pain split them to death. If you have rocks up and get them down below 12%, they're fucking gone on next switch. If you keep it in and keep pain splitting, they'll either have to let one of their team get down to 1% to kill it or face it eating half the health from whatever switches in. Always lead with it.
something that reminds you of a re-dead
FYI I'm never going to lead with it because Nosepass and Probopass have always made me irrationally angry. Fuck you for suggesting this thing, get thrown in an asylum
Seriously that fucker gets on my last nerve and I'll never understand why
Also resuggs open
probopass
fuck you
another probopass
A mon with the move pay-day. Make it as accurate a representative of God's chosen people as possible.
Server's up but I don't want to chimp anymore, sorry. Maybe tomorrow
Me champ
A mon with limber
ASH LOST (Charizard) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 128 Atk / 128 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Flamethrower
- Thunder Punch
- Blast Burn
- Dragon Claw
Blissey @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Ice Punch
- Recycle
- Defense Curl
- Rest
A Gengar with a fun set
Crit Mattered (Absol) @ Razor Claw Ability: Super Luck EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe Adamant Nature - Knock Off - Night Slash - Psycho Cut - Stone Edge
I wanna see someone actually puts crit pupper to good use for once.
A Dragon
15 minute resugg: The most smogon mon you can conceive of. Give it a good nickname to compensate.
D O G A R S
O
G
A
R
S
...
RIP chimp
me chimp
theme is
'I'm using the team of the dead retard'
(nice)
Beat me to it.
tox heal should be banned
Crippled a trap TO DEATH
you fags wanna do a last chimp standing for fun?
I have become the smogon.
NEW CHAMP
Hopefully one without cancer
I have cancer but I'll champ anyways.
Sorry to disappoint…
kek (Shroomish) @ Eviolite
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 160 HP / 252 Def / 96 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leech Seed
- Substitute
- Flash
- Toxic
A mon with moxie
Citizen Trips
Footfag Furry (Lucario) @ Destiny Knot Ability: Justified EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - High Jump Kick - Blaze Kick - Extreme Speed - Hone Claws
Angryeon (Sylveon) (F) @ Pixie Plate
Ability: Pixilate
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Retaliate
- Last Resort
-
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BONANZA (Bronzong) @ Full Incense Ability: Heatproof EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Brave Nature IVs: 0 Spe - Earthquake - Gyro Ball - Stealth Rock - Trick
a green poge called "Nuclear Waste"
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Let us begin.
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It's possible to win? Even with a team like this?
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>perfect opportunity to use the memento-crippled krook as set up bait
ME GIMP
NEW CHAMP
184 days in hoenn
one button snek (Serperior) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leaf Storm
-
A mon with speed boost
Curse + Baton Pass Umbreon named MARATHON MAN
a weedle
the bug kind
Optomacles (Cradily) @ Leftovers
Ability: Suction Cups
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Flash
- Block
- Stockpile
- Recover
Use this instead actually:
Dusclops @ Eviolite
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Spite
- Mean Look
- Rest
- Flash
The man.
The plan.
wew holy shit that was fast
we were bored
also, name him Towelie AKA MM
...
uh?
The cost to build fullderp was $7.5 million. It took 3,000 men two years to build the Titanic. Three million keks held its massive hull together.
There were 6 bedshit warnings rceived fullderp on the day of the collision. They were all ignored by the wireless operator who was preoccupied with transmitting memes. The match could have stayed afloat had only four compartments flooded… Five became flooded with shit.
Towelie aka MM woke up!
Towelie aka MM used Spite!
It reduced the PP of the opposing Ferrothorn's Gyro Ball by 4!
The opposing Ferrothorn used Gyro Ball!
But there was no PP left for the move!
(This is not a bug, this is really how it works on the 3DS; try it yourself if you don't believe us.)
smogon light used Belly Drum!
smogon light lost 50% of its health!
smogon light cut its own HP and maximized its Attack!
Turn 24
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
smogon light ate its Custap Berry!
smogon light's Custap Berry let it move first!
Superbarbie withdrew Ferrothorn!
Superbarbie sent out Clefable!
smogon light used Extreme Speed!
The opposing Clefable lost 33% of its health!
The opposing Clefable restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Turn 25
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
smogon light used Iron Tail!
The opposing Clefable avoided the attack!
The opposing Clefable used Moonblast!
smogon light lost 37.6% of its health!
smogon light fainted!
The opposing Clefable restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
You have 150 seco
The opposing Tornadus used Knock Off!
It's super effective! Towelie aka MM lost 20.7% of its health!
The opposing Tornadus knocked off Towelie aka MM's Eviolite!
Towelie aka MM is fast asleep.
Turn 31
You have 150 seconds to make your decision.
The opposing Tornadus used U-turn!
It's not very effective… Towelie aka MM lost 5.0% of its health!
we need a NEW GIMP
Marathon Man
wow, the bump limit has been reached
I leave you with a dead hours guarantee
someone claim CHAMP
Do we need a chimp?
If we need a chimp
I'll chimp
Cheap Trick
Death Egg
Citizen Spics (Drapion) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Battle Armor
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Acupressure
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- False Swipe
something to help set cheap trick up for a sweep
another thing to help set up trick(hazard removal, ghost removal, sandstorm setter, possibly multiple of those at once.)
(Im)penetrable Wall (Registeel) @ Leftovers
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 240 Atk / 16 SpD
Impish Nature
- Curse
- Amnesia
- Rest
- Iron Head
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Well
Lets do this
New mons
I hope you get trick again
Trick Support (Latias) (F) @ Safety Goggles
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sandstorm
- Wish
- Defog
- Ice Beam
Last Resort (Heracross-Mega) @ Heracronite Ability: Moxie EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Bullet Seed - Rock Blast - Arm Thrust - Pin Missileyou may only bring this out if all your other mon have fainted
sounds gay
cheap trick i guess
Champ Button (Any pokemon) @ An item of your choiceAbility: An ability of your choiceEVs: EVs of your choiceA nature of your choice- Uproar / Outrage / Thrash / Petal Dance- None (if you win a battle, forfeits don't count, you may add a non attack move)- None (if you win a battle, forfeits don't count, you may add a non attack move)- None (if you win a battle, forfeits don't count, you may add a non attack move)
Have a snorlax
A water type.
You cannot have damage-dealing water moves.
Uh… chimperoni?
Sorry, kimberly is here
will report later
GODDAMMIT NOT AGAIN.
WELL BOYS, TONIGHT JUST GOT INTERESTING
I can't screencap FYI, it'll look like pic related. Here's something probably autistic
Longshaf, you constipated?
I'm
ahhh, i need to think of a way to lightly let down a girl, whos 9 years younger then me, and make her feel better then she was before liking me.
Need ten minutes to think
New champ
invite her here
What in the name of fuck
Oh God yes, great idea, and let her frame us all of online stalking!
were you here the night it all originally went down?
...
I fucking love you longshaf
No, i don't want to know what happened then, and if i forgot, then i don't want to remember
Great then, let's invite her for tea and cookies while the SWAT team dispatches
I thought she might have actually deleted her account
So any new champs?
we followed her from battle to battle, sexually harassing her and her mother and her feet and her poges, and then longshaf and kleen started thinking with their dicks, and it all turned into a terrible soap opera
I DON'T CARE, DON'T TELL ME NOTHING MORE, I DON'T WANT TO BE INVOLVED WITH THIS ROLLING BALL OF DRAMATIC BULLSHIT
ME CHAMP
a slutty poge called PokeGirlKimberly
Stoutland @ Leftovers Ability: Intimidate EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD Serious Nature - Baby-Doll Eyes - Last Resort - Substitute - None
The Police (Any mon that learns Magic Room or Embargo) @ An item of your choiceAbility: An ability of your choiceEVs: EVs of your choiceA nature of your choice- Magic Room or Embargo- A move of your choice- A move of your choice- A move of your choice
SLURPS BLOOD (Slurpuff) (F) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Unburden
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Drain Punch
- Play Rough
- Frustration
TOO FUCKING BAD
YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH THE SAGA AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT
Kimberly Saga, Part One:
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Kimberly Saga, Part Two:
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And the most recent release, Part Three:
already a meme
PokeGirlKimberly (Jynx) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Tears
- Facade
- Nasty Plot
- Trick
No, i want chimp to make a new one, fuck off
that's like saying "make an acupressure mon named citizen snips"
"No, i want chimp to make a new one, fuck off"
its allowed.
Yeah, and so what?
and it's also retarded
MAXIMUM GAINZ (Scrafty) @ Leftovers
Ability: Shed Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Amnesia
- Drain Punch
- Iron Defense
messed up the stats. it should be:
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
so use whicherver stats you want
We also have about 4 different mons named AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, a bunch of Boom Booms, a bunch of Ryulongs, and at least two named Donald's Wall.
I'll treat the second Kim as a suggestion for now.
Well fuck you, Zarel.
it is a sugg
I REFUSE
I guess you can give it scrappy if you need to. thought I'd prefer you don't
Can I give doggo scrappy so it isn't walled by ghosts, please?
Kleen's rating: 1140 → 1111
CHECK EM
I'll keep it how it is, then. For you.
★Aino Minako: @w@'
Man, I feel bad for kimberly, but at the same time this whole thing is suck a fucking train wreck I can't look away.
Don't ever look away
I'm going to try to end it. Hopefully she comes out ahead.
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CHECK EM
AGAIN
don't be too harsh on her, from the looks of it she's lonely and just mistook someone giving her attention for love
I agree, i'm going to respect her feelings. Honestly, I would perfer to go down this path. Shes been dealt a shitty hand, i'm going to give her some heart of the cards.
Look here
MUH DUBS
MUH QUADS
WHY
new champ
I have negative interest in her sexually, I just remember being a cringy preteen and how much it sucked.
I'm really hopping that i get rused. Believe me, i really want it to be a dude.
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I was a complete all around asshole for no good reason when I was a teenager. There's no sympathy to be had from me.
whatever you do, DO NOT get nudes. besides being completely morally wrong, you will get charged with cp, especially if you do something as retarded as sending them to her family.
nudes will get you v& kids take it from uncle user.
Alright, the whole reason i was going to get nudes was for the fam. So it could make history and make them happy. But i'll take your advice uncle user
Get nudes fam, it's not a crime if you don't save them, but rather store them somewhere where they technically aren't inside your pc
You're going to have to trust me with this one
I've been away a few days, are there IRL lolis involved now?
From experience, they're usually a little fat, a little ugly and non-white underage girls that are like this.
You got to tell me where to store them fam, show me what to do.
why would you even want nudes?
I don't know. Seems like something to give to the fam.
Please don't. Seriously man. Don't.
ok, what are you referring to when you say fam? you don't mean her family, do you?
Don't worry, I won't, but can you show me where you host pictures with out getting cp on your hard drive
I'm meaning the fullderp fam. Not her fam, her dad left her.
He means us.
Why'd he send her nudes to her family? That'd be like sending e-mails with timestamped severed heads to fbi
son, we don't want them
We do, though
I don't think anyone here wants any part of this.
90% sure they would just ban fullderp here if he posted cp
No pics, but if i do, i send them to half chan. Sounds good?
stop thinking with your dick, man
she likely has no tits and is probably ugly and unpopular, which is why she latched on to any attention she got this strongly
Look at yourself, look at what the patriachy has turned you into
so I hope someone saved these chat logs?
How the fuck did things turn from a shuckle named "suckle my cock" to all this?
Don't you remember?
Suckle my cock
sigh
We saved the replays which have the logs, trips of three.
what did we do to deserve this?
We took our bullying too far.
We found someone with the word "girl" in their name.
Everything else is history.
This wouldn't be happening if we were all into traps instead of girls.
I'm chimp, let's do AG
moody smeargle with baton pass
Swagger + Unaware mon
Pumpkaboo-Large
3 more, resuggs open
Something with Rest Talk and either U-Turn or Volt Switch.
Hone Claws Pdon
scarf ditto
Primal Groudon, right?
Yeah.
so over how many days did the kimberly saga play out?
at least a week
Started August 11th. Still going.
Just dropped someone from 1300, rad shit
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Dicked around with my more open choices a bit, you may or may not notice
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★Aino Minako: very that well
Peeler used Hidden Power!
It's super effective! A critical hit! The opposing Sceptile lost 76% of its health!
The opposing Sceptile's Weakness Policy activated!
The opposing Sceptile's Attack rose sharply! The opposing Sceptile's Special Attack rose sharply!
Turn 6
The opposing Sceptile used Leaf Blade!
It's not very effective… A critical hit! Peeler lost 76.8% of its health!
Peeler used Psychic!
A critical hit! The opposing Sceptile lost 24% of its health!
Cheeky Dan
CHIMP CALLED FOR UU TEAM IN GAME TRUST ME, SUGGING DEATH EGG
Bloodpig (Grumpig) @ Choice Specs Ability: Thick Fat EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Psyshock - Shadow Ball - Focus Blast - Trick
Bringing back an old favorite.
Green Dart (Beedrill-Mega) @ Beedrillite
Ability: Adaptability
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Protect
- U-turn
- Poison Jab
- Pin Missile
pain split cofagrigus
CITIZEN
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIPS
Resugg time?
Do ＴＨＥ ＷＡＬＬ
I'm back, let me get this team in.
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rating: 1244 → 1266
(+22 for winning)
check
Please god, don't ever let me deal with another Crogre/Crocune/Croanything
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New team after this, Monotype.
psychic or dragon
reflect type latias
A dragon that isn't actually a dragon
specs goomy
psychic dragon inc :^)
No Man's Latios (Latios) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Outrage
- Luster Purge
- Snore
- Rest
Garchamp (Garchomp-Mega) @ Garchompite Ability: Sand Force EVs: 252 Atk / 76 Def / 172 SpD / 8 Spe Adamant Nature - Earthquake - Dragon Rush - Swords Dance - Stone Edge
Meme Worm Final (Dragonite) @ Choice Band
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Extreme Speed
team but I fucked up
I can't tell if everyone's masturbating or boycotting my Monotyping
Either way new team because I'm back down to 1000. Let's just do OU
uh, i was masturbating. sorry.
ᶜʳᵃᵇᵉ (Crawdaunt) @ Life Orb
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Knock Off
- Crabhammer
- Aqua Jet
- Swords Dance
SOMEWHAT FUN BAT (Gliscor) (M) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 244 HP / 196 Atk / 8 Def / 60 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Fling
- Acrobatics
- Earthquake
dead
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a
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We're on page 13, make a new one and it will rise again maybe
WISE FWOM YO GWAVE