4 AM

Man I sure am glad the mods decided to get rid of the comfy posters so this place could be "better"

You're part of the problem too.

Morning boys.

Day Five of Seven

insert coin

if it means rid of you, then that alone is worth it

cytu.be/r/4am_General_Comfy_Theater

Join for general comfy music.

I enjoy Ys games for 2D.

I need to take the beep test on monday, more suffering.
Any one drinking today? Half a bottle of vodka chan down already.

What you doing here so often lately?

Whats a beep test?

It's weird. Wasn't the reception mostly positive?

I've got a drink but I haven't really touched it yet. I need to get on that, I'm going to sleep soon

sup monica

mo'fukn cave story yo prolly tbh

dey b ignorin my /sudo/ thread tho

oh fo'really tho? you a deutsch nigga ryt?

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These threads have a nigger avatarfag now? I honestly didn't think it could get worse in here after the homos.

Thats the spin they tried to give it but in every meta thread I saw it was entirely people shitting on it besides one or two people.

(checked)
Not much, might jump back into majora's mask soonish. You?

Ironically he's the best one of them.

uhhh, Zelda Link's Awakening?

DMX is a board treasure!

We have won a great victory today lads. This is a great day for America, and therefore, the world!

what do? my life is slowly spiraling out of control

I usually take breaks but now due to the threads being on death row I might as well enjoy them before the 20th.

That doesn't make sense.

Since fucking when?

sounds like you're getting your life back on track actually

You do know it was meant to be temporary right?

nah man
porn game and spaghetti party
that's what i'm supposed to be working on
if i'm not doing that, i'm shitposting all day

Sure it was. Im sure that half a day of pissed off anons screaming at it was the intended amount.

Hope people are having a good morning

I drank enough last week for the whole year. Finlandia

?

You write fanfics? Of what?

Ahh that makes some sense. Don't forget to add me if you drop the avatar. You'll still spot me in threads though.

That's a hard one. One of my favorite 16 bit games period is pic related though.

Awake for 20 hours, and I slept when I got home from school for about 10 hours. At least I get to be a NEET 5 days a week and 4 of them are back to back (starting now)

How you been Moogs?

Let me demonstrate why nothing is going to change. See: name

go procrastinate in the agdg threads then
at least there you'll feel like you're doing something

aww main did some fukn yoga think I popped dis pinched never back in place 4 now idk

i b goin full autism on dis ffix doin stupid chocobo shit and a lot mo cardz than I eva did v4

i bus u n b swayze

das ryt
das ryt

deez niggas scared man I b tellin ya'll but nyckas ain't wanna listen man one

yo I appreciate it but niggaz ain't given smokes the love he deserve tho

nah nycka i don't follow ey thing on mark's tumblr lyk dat

Fuck I can't even trip right.

They said a week, it didn't even last a day.

What'd you do today user?

might as well kill yourself

How wrong is it to make ones own mom go to the doctor to get nitrazepam, so you can finally get some good night sleep?

I also use xanax but it does not help me with sleep at-all.

THIS IS TOO FAR

I hope you picked out your favorite rope to hang from this Saturday.

D&D TOMORROW FAGGOTS
Is anyone completely, possitively, horrificly sure they'll not be able to show up? I know at least 2 people will be there, but I'll not do the session with less than 3 people.

he seems pretty decent
how the fuck do you keep up the ngiger shitposting though
i can keep up "engrish" a bit but i can't really shitpost without reverting to my usual gargleshit typing

Good god man, why?

Thats right DMX, next we can get console-tan threads back and a cleaned up catalog. Anything is possible!

Those NEET days will be so comfy, will enjoy them more than a NEET who never has to do anything like me.

I've never really played the FF mmos, they any good?

And fuck fucking pinched nerves and shit if thats what you meant. I had my entire back numb from that shit while I worked that one shitty job earlier this year.

No.

Watch as all the avatarfags adopt one and everyone bitches tenfold.

I come in these threads to torture myself with memories of how wonderful these threads were. I hate all of you people and honestly, you probably deserve your own batches of miseries.

what if he really was a nigger

I might be interested.
I've never played D&D before, where can I read up on it so I don't annoy you guys?

it's fucking great and i love it
GOTY 2016 coming through
too bad normalfags and SJWs killed it

cmon, just kill yourself, just a little
do me the favor, is that so much to ask?

Run 20metres before the beep, while it speeds up.
its a pain

Who needs sleep when you have alcohol fam.

There are gays but they are afraid of the catbra fam.

What a weak bitch Drink more I am down a whole bottle of vodka already

i like ys I jus playt oath tho, tried playin NES 1 tho n shit was ruff nigga I was on my phone at firs, thot dat was da problem but when I got on my comp nigga shit was still bad, should hit up dem remakes du cause dat bump n grindan too fierce for a nigga

monica plz

how we do monica, n e thing i need to know or do b4 dat?

i wouldn't get my hopes up monica

ix not xi ritsus is u dyslexic nycka? ix's the nigga w/ da tail sword.

mind yo business lady

well aren't you a tragic snowflake.
are you also pained by the red pilled's burden when you deal with the normalfags

Played Rot Gut today. I got it in an old bundle ages ago. It's a 2d shooter set in the 1920s. It's shit.
Pretty much just sitting on Steamgifts hoping somebody puts up stuff from the new Humble Bundle, right now.

Your life being so shit you turn to alcoholism isn't something to brag about.

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Hello fellow anons of the internet. I hope you are all well and fine to go out and buy Fallout 4 for Xbox One and Playstation 4.

Oh shit when did we get the name field back

Thread
>>>/4am/1652

Handbook:
drive.google.com/file/d/0ByXInH7uxsU5Qmw1eVpGemZFZXc/view

Errata:
drive.google.com/open?id=0ByXInH7uxsU5RzZtSXMzdWk0NDg

Special snowflake race:
docs.google.com/document/d/1eiNfWAq14MKhXgLEsxnYYQjdX2Ku4cib1tP4UHis1J0/edit?usp=drive_web

Join clicking this link
app.roll20.net/join/1442826/xH5gTQ

Hope you make it!

When you leaving again anyway?

Oh never played 9. That awful box art always turned me off it.

cmon, nothing to lose for you, especially for you
just a little cut around the wrist area, that's all I ask

Can't you avatarfags circlejerk in the actual /4am/ board? Or go to Gaia if that site is still a thing. Somewhere else more appropriate to contain your faggotry and blogposting.

Thanks to that shitty announcement.

yea idk wut dey was thinkin w/ dat art direction fam but it's comfy af tbh n a lot to jus turn your brain off n do like chocobo shit n cards n shit

i want to just spend an entire day writing spaghetti party
but i'm too lazy
imagine all the fucking words

At what time is it?

Kind frog. Would be so kind to purchase my game?

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Well, so long as you're happy.

Arent any of you in the 5:36am steam group?

Todd, whats better: Foxgirls or Fallout 4?

Not wrong at all. Hopefully the benzo works for you

In a more extreme example I need my clinic's doctor to up my methadone dose because I haven't been sleeping through the nights recently. Been on it for 4 years and this is a relatively new problem. I think maybe because I'm sweating more during my job thereby metabolizing in faster.

Reporting you for avatarfagging as kermit

Ehhh I don't plan on playing any FF game ever again. My ex made me play ff13 and 13-2 with her, it was horrible.

Thread time. The schedule changes depending on your timezone, so it gives you your time.

Is Stella glow good? I tried out the demo and it seemed ok, but it only goes to the first tuning and the fight right after it.

With mods you can have your cake and eat it too! It's truly amazing what the community can do.

My wrist hurts enough from carpal tunnel. I'm not going slice my hand off for your insidious desires.

It hurts.

Why does ritsu have a paki dot on her head?

Thats not what I was asking mr Howard. Whats better, Fallout 4, or Foxgirls?

FF IV is pretty good. At least I think it was. I only vaguely remember it

That's the kanji for three stacked rectangles. Dunno why it's written on her forehead though lmao.

one closed door leads to 3 open ones fellas.
Also howdy folks how are ya?
Favorite 2d game?
Sonic 2. hands down.

OK, I'll read up on it a little, hope I don't forget about it tomorrow morning.
Is it text-based?
I don't have a mic and it seems that the session is organized through discord.

seems that way
i was getting into the habit of waking up early but that didn't last long

shantae either that or megaman x 2

battleborn gets too much flak for the problems with PC
it clearly would have benefited from being delayed 3-4 months
overwatch hype is dying out now and they would have had time to fix PC's optimization issues
great console shooter tho

it would heavily improve your life once you aren't alive anymore, though
I mean, look at you

Well until VR anyway

So are we going to be blessed with suicide-chan tonight too? I hope he makes it passed (100) this time.

Got up at 8:30am and spent all day learning to code. I feel like I have officially conquered html so I'm trying to make some assets for my planned website and get a mockup done.
The general plan is to have the landing page's background the world map of this game then have all the important links and information in a column down the left half and a log in/register box at the top right with a column of events/updates/general news etc under it.
The amount of progress I've made is insane. I can ctrl+shift+i and actually know what that gobblediegook means.
Factorio. Easy.

I haven't done one of those since I was 12. Usually got through about 13 beeps. Good luck.

Nigger what are you doing. But yeah god damn that's retarded.

Stella Glow is fantastic. Buy that shit. Only negative thing I have to say about it is there's a bullshit mission when you're getting the fire witch. She's AI controlled and will dive into crowds of enemies, getting herself killed and forcing you to start over.

4am threads were a mistake. You people don't know the meaning of comfy.

is ya niggaz crazy

iz in da process of get'n my 8ch account verified niggas just hmu on twitter ya'll wanna check a nigga fo'real fo'real

jim tryna sleaz on me

i feel ya on dat xiii was a mess neva touched the sequels even tho niggaz sayin dey got better or sum shit i wasn't finna believe dem niggas tho

but ix's just da last one w/ a atb system tacked on there but is based around a mo old skoool final fantasy feel lyk 1-5 instead of da steam punk futuristic shieet in 6-8.

I ain't never finish it cuz sum punk ass junkie stole it up out da crib back in da day nigga so i b goin back to it

iv is pretty fukn classic n square really ain't change anything major from iv until x as far as da battle system go.

Why not use that talent to mod Fallout 4 and soon Skyrim Remastered?

I am losing my hope in life.

Hard to say, i guess Baldur's Gate for now.

Its the moonrunes for "eye", joke about 3rd eye

I really have no interested in jrpgs in general anyway.

Whats new? Job end or something?

Yeah, you can do text through Roll20.

Two things:
1. If you're rolling for stats, do so in the Roll20 chat using the command /r 4d6d1
2. If you're rolling for initial wealth you'll have to buy your equipment using that money (you can do so before the game) but you don't start with starting equipment for free.

Wizards and Paladins encouraged, but you can do whatever you want.

My life ain't that bad fam, stop projecting.

What do you want to learn programming for, might I ask?

Can you speak english nigger?
I am drunk and that still makes no sense faggot.

Living is suffering in itself, so what if I turn to vodka-chan for comfort?
unless you have a better option

Should be leaving sept 16, beep test is suffering, but they told me I have multiple chances to try it.

No Idea, but if you want a dungeon crawler Etraian Odyssey is normally a good series to start with.

I wish it was that easy, I need to get to 7.10
which is a pain in itself.
thanks for the luck though

honestly ya'll niggaz have rights and liberties completely fucked up nigga crossed up like tyron lue starin at AI type niggas out ch'yea foreal

faggots git off deez nuts ya heard

i'ma go fill my pool up niggaz b back

I'm telling you it could be better, just think of the people around you who'd be happier when you're gone, don't be so selfish

child please

How do you make yourself play video games? How do you focus on them?

Hm, interesting. Is ritsu very observant or something?

Didnt help they released so closely to overwatch.

coming from the guy who said just minutes before

Ok

Someone broke into my house when I was a kid but luckily they didn't take any of my games. We came home between them moving shit I think or something.

Whats got you done user?

more hours, more money, more energy.
So glad i moved to second shift. perfect energy for any time of day.
Also, met a super cute girl at work and we both hit off as acquaintances.

so this is happening tomorrow's 4am thread?

i might be interested but i've never done DnD before

I see the same fags every night. Why would I want to repeat the same conversations? I, for one, don't circlejerk but rather engage with other anons.

Was he here last night? It's been a while since I saw >>>/suicide/ user.

What are you doing to get comfy then, user?

What? Rather,
What? Explain, user.

Seems we got it earlier today.

you don't play video games
you endure them

I like JRPGs. They're usually the first thing to come to mind when I think comfy

why explain when i could just post this instead

What happens if you fail?

Don't let yourself get anywhere near a browser, get off the internet and just do it.

Yeah she can be.

You gonna slip her the D?

Come here on my lap user. I'll show you comfy

Fuck, i knew it.

wut

I'm not responsible for the happiness of anyone in my family that may have a grudge against me.
Why are you producing these allegations? Are you just an edgelord?
This.

Hello friends.

Can't point a single game out. Then again I can't remember all the 2D games I've played. Actually maybe Cave Story might be it.

Still a bit confused. Will be getting banned because I post mai waifu in these threads or what?

If you have to force yourself, you're probably not enjoying it very much

Just find games that interest you. Though slower games like the stalker series take time to get invested in.

My passion for comfy and the sight of you and yours destroying it is too much to not shitpost about. If you don't make problems known they will never be fixed.

Sennheisers and David Bowie. Certainly not this shit thread.

imagine 266 chapters and 600k words of essentially this:

I played far too many as a kid and sorta permanently burned myself out on them. PS1 and PS2 era had jrpgs by the bucketload.

You? Probably not. Mods have made it clear that they are using their "discretion" to ban people and you aren't really known well enough for it.

generosity.com/explore?filter_title=chocolate milk#/search

allegations?
look around yourself more carefully
there's a whole board that wants you gone
are you really going to be selfish like that all your remaining life, which you could totally end here and now, just saying

okay, i'm fucking interested in this shit. i want the link.

Now bring waffles

but i heard that fallout game was pretty good
you might want to buy that

nigga please I can't understand your coon speak.

I get 2weeks of chances to pass then I get cut from what I applied for.

It's not really hard to learn.

As long as you read the third subtitle of the introduction and have your PhB open for reference in case there is something you don't understand you'll be fine.

Also, I'm not against guiding people as DM.

Listen to this man. He is your friend.

Check out the book or audio readings of the eye of argon

archiveofourown.org/works/6835171/chapters/15601768

there was like a 1 year gap between the first ~10 chapters and the next, so the first ones are kind of slow
i think it really starts becoming AUTISM OVERDOSE around chapter 23 and pretty much gets worse from there on out

Benzo works but I need stronger dosages on xanax or klonopin, don't worry I take em for genuine anxiety.

I did have a scheming idea of trying to get methadone as a medicine for when I do have pain or as a sleep aid, but I kinda said fuck that idea. Only because if I would be in rehab, I would have needed to be off xanax and klonopin, and you might know benzos is one hell of a drug to get off from.

I'm not even disgusted, I'm impressed. There is 262 chapters?

I have Hotline Miami, hot chocolate and this thread and I'm feeling pretty comfy. What do you find shit, in particular?

I alt+f4'd out first, but it thought the game was still running and wouldn't let me shut steam off. Very disappointing game.

Great. Now theres two of them.

I guess so.

Haven't lost control.
Just been drawing.

Also, Tales of Destiny R.

Well shit. How close are you to passing it?

We all got a little todd inside of us, maybe you should let yours out.

Get wrecked hungryfags.

I might do a dramatic reading of it.
I'm tempted

there's 266 counting this one i'm working on
i got stuck on this one for a month because it's bernie sanders giving birth to 77 goat babies
i'm at like 35k on it now

Guess a few months of posting didn't give me enough fame to be on the wanted list. Oh well. What are you going to do about it?

Please no more food. I've had a bad relationship with food today and my stomach still hurts.

Hehehe.

I'm notorious for never finishing them. I don't even know how many JRPGs I'm partway through

L-like this?

What you drawin user?

You monster

Helps that you don't post her pics with every single post

Hey Fags

Snap son that looks great.

Oy, mind posting where you getting these tile sets, bud? They look real nice, could use em in my campaignn

did I say I am the board?
the 20th that'll be the end of you wasn't scheduled for no reason
did the topic hit so close to home you gotta talk nonsense?
come on, just end yourself here and now and you might for once actually look good in someone's eyes

Should read it with a friend and have a hook, like every time you laugh you take a shot of liquor. Youd be surprised how fast shit goes sideways

Because I'm going to make my own game with mountains that you can't climb and dragons and everything will just work. I don't need you any more, Todd. You're redundant, obsolete.

Look me in the eyes. I'm the games developer now.

Brother and I are making a multi user dungeon game. Dorf fort level combat autism and multi player.

I think I might have fucked up. Maybe 7 was my average.
Shit man this is almost half my entire life ago, I can't remember.

Someone calling for the death of avatarfags made more posts than Ritsu last night so I just assumed it was him.

Now you're doing it right.

Thats better!

Ohhh yeah I did that tons back when I played them too. 60 hours or whatever is hard to do sometimes.

Ay arino, hows the job hunt going?

Reminder that nothing will change :^)

I did play a drinking game about the movie lucy…
God will i get that slammed…
Don
t promise me a good time man

not with that attitude, that's why I'm trying to tell you just how much better it would be if you killed yourself

Too fast, too many avatarfags, too many actual fags, someone is writing a fucking cringe copypasta and probably unironically. This is on top of the fact that video games are just lip service in this thread. Back in better days people would actually be playing slow comfy games like dorf fort and only posting occasionally. Not to mention too many people have or are trying to make identities for themselves on a fucking anonymous imageboard. Plus we actually used to talk about serious feelings and other gay shit like that, now people just bitch about stupid little shit in their daily lives because they feel the need to have an identity in this thread and stick to it ruining the comfy anonymous support group that these thread were. There should be a strict rule of no more than 15 posts per 4am thread to keep these from turning into a few select peoples fucking personal blogs.

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git blunted nigga

dat way i ain't preoccupied w/ what else I got goin on, you ain't finna jus play vidya to distract u from otha shit cuz dat ain't how dat shit work fam

iz scary fam when a nigga bus up in yo homes dat's why i stay strapped n keep mad mad dogs arround and i ain't talkin bout dat blue drink fo da shorties neither nigga

oh shit a nigga gon get up in dem guts nigga

das y pc gamin b so hard sumtimes my nigga gettin yo bing bongs comin in n yo music playan den u start thinkin what dat book was u heard niggas talkin bout in da charcuterie wuz

cave story
monica

a nigga would smash fasho fasho

don't get it twisted fam i just ain't do ryt nigga to help u wit dat

yooooooo
das my shyt

There's no reason to. Others don't find her as cute as I think her to be. People think Ritsu's forehead is huge and stupid but I bet you think different. No use tossing her around like a flag to give other anons ideas of taking her themselves. Plus she's really shy

Is that you Volfag?

syncrpg.com/

I have nothing to say anymore and it seems I'll be preoccupied tomorrow with the D&D session so seems like this is my last post in 4 am.
I'll see you guys again if nothing changes but as far as the rules are concerned, this is it.

depending on how autistic user's sense of humor is, he might die
also how fast he can read

I believe this was mentioned the other day. Good luck fam, /agdg/ is incredibly fun.

Are you that one guy that sets his alarm at 4AM every day so that he can wake up and tell avatarfags to kill themselves?

b-baby
why would you do this to me
we were just getting to know eachother

This whole situation with rule 8 just blows my mind.

Even on fucking 4chan you could hide threads, here? The same, you can filter tripcodes, names even specific words, people have never had more options to filter shit, instead people decide to sperg out about a little thread at 4 in the fucking morning when our PPH is roughly 400 or so on a good day, 200 or less on the weekends, its fucking dead at this hour but someone got into their head that this thread is a huge problem.

We haven't broken 600 pph at peak hours for months, not since the site shit itself, people did not come back and Mark is such a flaming retard he creates/enforces a rule to target a comfy thread, a tradition dating back years for not particular reason, cause that's what you do when you have low post count, you find ways to run more people off the board.

And the thing that really blows my mind is the whiners, the ones constantly going on and on about how this thread reddit or whatever the fuck, the very same people demanding this thread be gone because they don't like it and don't want to see it, you know what website does that?

Reddit, you are acting like the people you supposed claim to hate, you are literally stomping your feet, shitting your diapers and demanding the administration of the site remove something you don't like.

I generally don't have issues with the way this board is run, lord knows I don't want this shit job but this time I do, long live the comfy 4am threads and fuck you triggered faggots demanding its removal because you forgot how to filter and ignore.

a nigga came fo gets

Funny timing, worked my first real day today, going back on Friday
S'pretty alright, glad it seems things worked out.

Thanks man

I need to get 7.10, when I got 7.9
I ran 5k yesterday which is probably why my legs where jelly once I start the 7.0 set
Hopefully I can get 8.0+ on monday

Key hole best bra.

I have passed 7.10 before, but I just need to do it while my legs are not jelly.

English please.
Or german, I can appreciate german at least.

You will get paid well making content. Soon we'll be opening up paid mods again. We will be providing thousands of mod developers a salary that was unheard of before.

What does monica mean DMX?

Possibly if i don't spill my spaghetti.
good thing my eyes do all the talking

you tried

Jesus how did you faggots make your way from 4chan to here?

Someday someones going to break into the house thinking its empty when theres really just me sitting around being NEET, never leaving. And then I'll get to use my problem solver.

Shes pretty cute. Post more blushing!

Whats her name again?

no

funny, you mentioned yourself it's 10am your time isn't it, what makes you think my time during 4am threads has to be 4am
I got time during that interval between when the thread is made and when it usually ends, so I might as well come by more often to tell you to kill yourself
so you might set your timer not for 4am but for me for the next days

You better add me if you bug off!

Cya next time mugi!

they know they're too shit to have fun by themselves but they want to be the only ones having fun

I know I'm going to pick Trails of Cold Steel back up since I passed the part I was hung up on, I'm restarting Persona 3 and 4, at some point I'll get back to Bravely Default, Digital Devil Saga will be tough to return to since I've forgotten what I'm supposed to be doing, I lost my Stella Glow save so I'll have to restart that, and those are just the ones I remember at this moment.
I've got a whole lot on my JRPG plate

By typing 8ch.net in my address bar. Kill yourself.

Drawin' some commissions

Trips for truth.

They made a rule to fuck over maybe a dozen or so people who post in the deadest hours. Classic over moderation.

OH shit what? Where you working?

i have news for you, user…

Metal Warrios

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he doesn't deserve that term

jesus christ god damn it

yea das how I normally approached em back in da day 2 lyk i just wanted to play em to play em, but when I found one I wanted to get down w/ a nigga'd smash n have a lot of fun w/ it tho.

da ole dq games on gbc rekindled my love fo da genre recently i think.

ß
das all da german i know fam sorry

muh nycka

oh shit nigga u got yo game face on?

I did

watchu packin ris?

Way to fuck up the one thing you ever did right in your life.

Pretty good. I've been forcing myself to reestablish contact with friends after talking to noone for half a year, I've even got plans to go out and do things with them this weekend. Got some doujins ordered, and only a couple hours left of work.

I hope just forcing myself back into my old habits helps deal with whatever is wrong with me. I'm sick of waking up wishing I didn't

Oh well you will do just fine. Don't over work yourself beforehand.

I only ever owned DDS2 and it drove me crazy cause I actually wanted to play that series. Finding those in stores back then was a bitch too.

No really, what made you come from 4chan to here?

Furry?

why do these threads look so much like halfchan

i seriously hope not

damn fucking right

haha! you seem pretty edgy. maybe you should avatarfag shadow the hedgehog? i think it would suit you. we can have fun together, user!

But why?
Even autism isn't a feasible excuse here, this transcends autism.

Nah, that doesn't really sound like >>>/suicide/ user, he just mostly told everyone to kill themselves rather than advocating the end of avatarfags.

Fair enough, I've always had trouble keeping up. Besides, the recent shitstorm has made these threads particularly faster.
Agreed, we need purge the degenerates.
True, but that kind of varies from thread to thread. It's hard to have concrete vidya discussion when there is no topic to discuss. Occasionally though someone sparks something up and we have fuckhueg reply chains of vidya discussion.
Once again agreeable, but that's just due to the fast nature of these threads. At least I like to think. Before the shitstorm happened, these threads regularly would go right up to 7-8am, and that's usually where serious discussions begin to happen. Been a few times that I specifically started a comfy theological debate late into the night. As strange as it sounds.
Nowadays it seems there is more moderation ITT than the whole rest of the board combined. It would be nice if hotpockets actually cleaned up the board first. They could ban 4am afterwards for all I care.

I never promised a good time, just shit will go sideways. If you saw any youtube readings of the book, you'll see you'll most likely laugh. Shit gets CRINGE

Thats the fun part. It's an endurance test too! Not for the light drinkers, unless you wanna be proper sloshed.

I swear man, you collect steam friends like gary collects pokemon.

You can even filter by ID here too so even if they don't have a name or a trip you can still get rid of individual posters from a thread.

Thanks Mugi.

More cow girls?

Your argument is so vague it could be used to promote shitposting in general or any other type of stuff that's already against the rules here.

S&W m60 right now.

I only collect the best of the best.

Moot betraying us. I say us but I have extreme doubts you were there

because i've written shitfic all my fucking life and i'm not stopping now
it's just that when i was

i need a translator for what ever language you are speaking

even fucking better

It's the only mainline SMT game I've been able to get into. I really love enormous skill trees that let anyone learn whatever you need them to.
This reminds me I need to pick up Strange Journey at some point

Ritsu's forehead is really cute.

Yo DMX what up?

This. Checked.

Good luck Arino!

It's 3:40 right now. Pay attention nigger.
Somebody seems jealous of America :^)

We 4chan now.
The actual reason is mark has a grudge against 4AM ebcause everone made fun of him when he came here once. That and he couldn't deal with the drama that rose when Huey shit in the shower, so he wants to keep things like that from happening again so he doesn't have to do his job.

HUEY DID EVERYTHING WRONG

Just keep on trucking man. We al go through that kind of shit at some point in our lives. It's part of growing up.

I'm not moogey, I'm Yui chan!
No problem though fam.
Post in /agdg/ sometime will ya? I haven't put anything up in a while but I wanna start a new project soon.

I'm 26 and have been browsing imageboards for 10 years.

I don't think I ever owned any jrpgs on gamecube now that I think about it. That was when I started getting sick of em

Just takes practice. I couldn't either at first.

I'd never read that shit out loud. I suggest yahtzee and gabes reading though

How is it do you look at that and that's what you think? Anyway, no.

Not drawing any on my down time atm, but I got some older pieces.

I don't want hotpockets I want self-moderation. We should all act in each others common interest and not fucking ruin something that was once great. When ones incessant avatarfagging leads to every single thread being shat up one should have the wherewithal to just stop.

β is greek not english, pls read a dictionary.

I ran 5k yesterday and my legs where jelly when I tried today
But you are right don't overwork myself, enjoy vodka-chan while I have her.

are you sure you are not a nigga who can speak coon speak?

It doesn't show.

Don't mind me, just bringing it closer to the bumb limit.

Im only avatarfagging cause mark said I cant

4AM was a million times better before the avatar fags, do you even remember it?

I'm willing to bet a lot of you are college aged, that makes you 11 years old when 4chan started being shit. I'm willing to bet a lot of you think some of this faggotry is the norm because you grew up in it.

man i'm really bad at this

I must've mistaken you for that other nigger then
I swear all those k-on whores look alike with only their hair color changed
regardless, set your timer, I'll be here for a while
until you end the pathetic existence that is you

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yea nigga das wut a nigga lyk to hear my moncia

shieet fam u finna murk some niggaz w/ dat

wuz electronics gotta do w/ it fam?

dds got skill trees? I was wonderin how dey handled progression since I guess dey ain't got no mo fuckin demon fusin n shit ryt?

whaddup fammo not much, chill af night ova here tbh nigga popped a shoulder back into place shit was nice

if dat was true den ain't not niggas would eva post

image boards b lyk snl 99% of the time it's shit but sumtimes sumn pretty funny happens

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ß

yea i know it's pitiful

Nigger that is exactly what I am saying.

I've played a lot of SMT games. Early ones, newer ones. Never got into a single one I played. Besides nocturne. Thats a 9/10 game and I very rarely ever rate games that high.

Easily in my top 10.

Its the cutest forehead!

And yeah I don't really know what mark's problem is really.

Oh sorry nigger, I thought you said beta.
My bad.

Resturaunt Busser
Nothing too bad, decent pay, half off food.
I also am finally going to have a regular schedule for the first time in a great while, ill just possibly be working a lot later to balance that

Thanks mate

is it like being born blind, where you have no conception of what sight is like?
except you're just unable to recognize cancer and assume the shittiness of the board is the fault of the only non-cancerous posters

Quantity over quality has killed every single good image board and you want more of it.

iz cool lil nycka

u make oc nycka?

Post udders and we'll be the judge if its furry or not

There are no black people in east tn so no, never heard it in my life.

Oh nice! Hope you get some mad tips!

Which ones? Recently, or all? Cause avatarfags have been around a long long long time now.

Her whole body needs to be covered in fur and have a snout to be completely furry, son.

i mean we could start banning generals
and then we could really be 4chan

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Hello looks like this is the Panultimate day before we see more Avatarfags than ever before
You can't ban everyone Mark, even I'll join in

I'm waiting for Holla Forums to holocaust the alt right

Novel.

Nobody gave a fat flying fuck about avatars until recently. Hell some user admitted in another thread recently he came into these threads daily to rile people up against avatars so he could watch 4AM burn. The only people shitting up these threads are folks like you.

This man is right.

(((checked)))

but that only leads to furry eventually

Isn't that what we have now, though? I always figured some posters just filter any and all avatarfags. I fail to see any singular avatarfag shitting up the entire thread, though.

smh nycka kys

I think it's time to stop. You really want to be known as "the guy who out-autism'd autism boy"?

That is just plain false. I've definitely been around for quite a while.

Hey DMX can you tell me about the Big L story

Now I don't know what you are saying again

I don't think people should be going around avatarfagging in unrelated threads but small everyday threads and generals are going to draw the same people so I see no problem there.

Thats easy come on. Hes asking you to pay for his chillens.

and some avatarfag admitted not going to any other threads except 4am
so can I say that you all have no idea what is actually going on outside of this hugbox?
which would mean you have no idea for how long your ilk has been hated on here

yeah sure
anybody who spends more than a minute listening to me talk is going to think i'm a fucking retard anyway
at least i'm self-aware

i've just got NO CONTROL

Translator pls

I should be able to pass it if I don't work out the day before.

I don't expect the problem to recognize itself.

Vodka-chan has me convinced, it's time to sleep. Goodnight

shiet nigga
i ain't got time for that yo

I was in the last 4am on 4chan shortly before the hotpocolypse or whatever it was called when /sp/ went nuclear and the first one here.
Been on chans since 07. Just in time to see the downfall.
I should have left a long time ago but never had anywhere to go.

I think it's ebonics.

Maybe when I actually write some code and get these art assets done so I have something to show.
What was your last project? Did it get completed or mothballed?

Threads are always better when they hit bump limit. Slows down enough for me to actually reply in time to people.

How many proxies do you think you could go through before he gives up?

Theres at least a couple of new ones since this all started like that blue guy.

Night peko!

Sleep well!

honestly why not just move to another board?
let the cancer have their cancer and us have a comfy circlejerk
i mean i'm a newfag, but still

Not so fast forehead. I know what you're thinking. I also know that you remember what I've told you each time as well.

Sure sounds like it.

Or maybe this is volfag.

I think I understand.

You like moeblobs, so you're different.

OH BOY THE MILF DRAWFAG

I want mods to ban the shitposters that don't understand the concept of 4am threads.

Kero

That's like vintage Konata.

dis nigga gets it

srsly da only thread a nigga come here for is da fightan general n da jojo's thread and da 4 am fam eythin else b lyk judge my skateboard nigga.

yo there was once this is ILLLLL ASS cat from harlem

nigga could rap like a mug yo n he was hard as fuckin hell too nigga plus da bitches had mad love fo his ass, niggas too tho, paws, don't get it twistd.

ne way nigga was really puttin it on w/ da mic n shieet then a nigga blast his ass comin home from da park w/ some tv trays or sumn for his lil shorty back home nigga. iz like, if soul food related deaths was considered black on black violence niggas would own da murder game fam.

i only playt bastion nigga i heard dat one wasn't as good tho

das ryt

nah this is like my third 4am thread
not counting some 4am thread i stumbled onto a year ago or w/e

What's this shit I heard that 4AM threads were to blame for forced user for a while?

Why don't the handful of people who actively participate in this thread just make your own board in which you talk to each other once a day for a hour?

Why use Holla Forums for this? You don't contribute anything, nor do random people to this thread.

Why Holla Forums?

They already have their own board. The avatarfags require an audience, because if the board is 100% avatars then no one is special.

dis nigga ryt chyea

naw nigga, u gotta go

fag pls, she only convince you to drink more

if I wanted a name attached to my retarded opinions I'd be on a forum
I have no reason or demand to be recognized on an imageboard

I gave a flying fat fuck about avatarfagging when I first tuned into 4am threads. Then I realized after a few days that it's fucking 4am, give it slack and just flow with it.

Even I don't know what I'm thinking half the time though.

Considering it came right after they announced banning avatars, yeah probably related. Mod power grab.

Because

I dunno how to use a proxy

Well the Streisand effect is extremely powerful

Tradition.

Being capable of tolerating your shit surroundings is not a good thing. You should strive for improvement.

If you're going to be a minority at least be vocal.

1 person that doesn't post anywhere else in thee threads vs 1 guy thrying to ruin an entire general for everyone in it for lulz are not the same thing user. Did you not pass 1st grade math class?

I've been coming to 4AM threads off and on since they existed. Anyone that thinks avatars are a new thing are fucking newfags that need to lurk moar.

I look forward to it!
A first person dungeon crawler thingy. Mothballed because the code got too spaghetti to work with.

I'm not moving to please a few lone shitposters.

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I don't think I've even noticed avatarfagging outside of 4AM, maybe I've just been missing it. Countdown to smug anime girls being bannable offence.

pls fam
In english
fam pls

you always gonna have dissonance in yo life and in yo surroundings fam fam, it's yo capability of dealin w/ dat shit that's gonna make all da difference not cuckin yoself out to some hotpockets finna ban sum otha niggas that jus wanna have a good time nycka fo'real nigga wez just chilln n shieet u ackin like we da holocaust n we neva happened or sumn nigga

I'm such a minority rule 8 got made. Have a good night avatarfags, and by that I mean kill yourselves.

Nice try, but step it up nycka.

The existence of this thread is negligble, It's one thread. If you don't like it, you can hide it. What's so harming about this if the majority ot people are sleeping anyways? Furthermore, to think that this is just a random circlejerk with no vidya discussion is just naive. It's a shame you can't tune into what 4am used to be, now that shit's going down the drain.

This thread isn't about posting quality. It's about just talking with fags from Holla Forums. Be it an avatarfag or not, it was the whole point to just not talk about video games per say and just let out things, talk about problems, talk about life, let anons that have no lives attending this thread at four fucking am in the damn morning about how your shit life is going.

Niggers really can't read.

To be fair I'm basically a new fag, It was actually 4U9525 The Bane Crash the reason I migrated

Yeah its not really an issue. Its literally just the mods giving in to a handful of people who went out of the way to stir shit up.

That's not true at all. You should actually try using this board sometimes. Then you would know what you said is bullshit. Forced user is completely unrelated to 4AM.

you talked about that nobody gave a fuck about avatarfags, which you wouldn't know if you never went to other boards
I think you are the one who dropped out of school if you didn't get that

the thing is, they have always been cancer, that is the whole point here
a disease doesn't have to be brand new to be disliked

Wherever I go I must shill

i'm sho yo moms is a nice lady fam

Don't have a full body shot of that cow girl since she was just a one off character I drew for some dumb story I wrote. Even if I did draw a full body shot, she wouldn't have and udder.

Sure, but depends on the individual. I've been drawing monster girls for years and I haven't gone close to drawing furry shit.

Surprised anyone remembered me.

Rule 8 wasn't made for it, it was made because Mark is an asshurt faggot with a shitty jewish waifu.

You've all long since passed the point of being even remotely related to the original 4am threads.

Everything in these threads have basically been "how was your day?" while you very seldom slip in a tiny tidbit of videogames. Not to mention the fact that 4am has been cancer since before Holla Forums was even a thing.

Hey you. Yeah you.
Post some cat bras.

Whatever helps you sleep bro.

What do you mean shill, you're just speading the word of the greatest game ever made, that's not shilling

Says the person that doesn't even use Holla Forums to talk about video games.

das called discussion fam but iz nice u tryna quantify it nigga

why the fuck can't i post
who the fuck killed the servers

you are walking a fine line that is sure to snap eventually

Sounds like the 2nd best rapper around, with you being the best of course

To answer both of those questions
Jews

post yo face when u herd jim is kill

das ryt niggguh

god DAMN maybe that post triggered a word filter or something

anyway was going to say
fucking anthony burch levels of autism

Considering we don't have any name/tripfags at the moment I know its not totally related. But doing both so close together is obviously related in some way.

Avatarfags were a mistake. What they should have done is play Skyrim Remastered!

It's almost impossible to talk about video games on Holla Forums now. It's almost as bed as Holla Forums where it literally is impossible to talk about technology. And instead of trying to get rid of shitty template threads and other Ruggarell tier shit the mods try to destroy 4AM.

This shit's been premeditated for a long time. It has everything to do with 4AM.

who would honestly use a board when everything but a few generals and our safe spaces are the imageboard equivalent of drinking shit

god damn that wikipedia pic triggers me because it's been my avatar on steam for a month
EVERY FUCKING TIME

nice trips monica I think I'm out tho

dey tryna put aids up in our chicken nuggets or sumn nigga i swear to god family

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I think I remember seeing that passing by one of the threads.

There isn't. It's only here.
Mark avatarfagging as Umaru and getting shat on because he's mark by everyone here did happen a little while ago. Maybe it was that? After all, 4am is the only thread being targeted. There's a lot more cancer on the board than there is in 4am and a lot of rule 8 being broken that isn't being cleaned up so it stands to reason it's revenge against 4am itself rather than avatarfags or anonymity or any of the chan cornerstones.

Wew. Just a little baby. It only lasted for a few months but you should have seen this place between the first and second exoduses. 100% pure gold quality posting. Not a single bit of shitposting in sight and the threads were all slow enough that you could actually play video games while you posted and not have the thread reach post limit by the time you'd alt+tabbed back.
Damn shame those times are gone now.

STOP

Have you ever heard of Val? You know, the annoying namefag from the GG threads who would namefag in other threads as well? Are you that new?

Thanks!

Cya dmx

Funny because I do it every day.

Holla Forums was a mistake

you have a mental problem user

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bagg to cuggchan w/ u x3

You can believe that, son. I'm getting up in my years and I'm too lazy/stubborn to change my ways.

What's wrong? Don't you have Fallout 4 yet? It's the new throbbing rage.

nigga plz

peace rissu

yea prolly nycka peace tho nigga one love fam

Things change. Holla Forums as a whole is completely distanced form what it used to be far back. Every reoccurring thread has changed drastically since the golden 4chan days. Sure, none of it may have changed for the better but as a whole the site has changed. If you can't accept this, then instead of trying to erase one thread, try fixing the board as a whole. Just go to the catalogue and observe how many shit threads are clogging up the board. How many template threads? You see a LOL thread? Perhaps a game general that's actually a circlejerk?
Furthermore, there is vidya discussion that happens in these threads, and if you claim otherwise you're either naive, a newfag, or delusional.

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THIS IS WHAT IS TRULY GOING ON

Posting in shitty template threads is not tlaking about video games.

You're delusional if you think that Holla Forums has any good content outside of a few generals. All genuine threads are ignored or immediately devolve into shitposting.

Well early days I was here were pretty great, especially Holla Forums
That said these days I just scower around trying to find a good thread, and honestly even the shill threads seem better to go into just because I can strengthen my arguments
**Honesly I do think that Holla Forums's biggest
issue right now is that there aren't good videogames to talk about**
There is only so many Deus Ex Threads to be had before they get stale too

found reddit

Living the dream

I'm just worried for you
i knew someone who was into monster girls

he now browses e621
please don't end up like him

There has to be a first step taken. And I hate you faggots turning a thread into blogshit because you have absolutely 0 human contact, not even an online friend to talk to.

So I hate you all more and want you to be purged first.

holy fuck is this the new cancer
why are people whining about some comfy avatarfags when we have THIS

furry isn't necessarily a bad fetish, it's just tainted by faggots who turn it into 'muh pink haired femboy sluts'
good porn but it's stupid watered down faggotry
so much potential for decency if you make it more "animal" and less "hi! my name is john t. furry, i play video games, wear pants, and have lots of HOT sex with my humanoid canine penis!!!"

gamergate threads have been cancer for the longest amount of time

but no one complains about them nearly as much as 4am sense there was a time where gamergate wasn't utter trash

Absolutely.
We need something good to talk about or we're just going to go stir crazy and start eating ourselves.

I have never in my life posted on Reddit. Stop projecting and prove me wrong if you disagree with what I have to say. Unfortunately you decide to embody everything that is wrong with Holla Forums in a 2 word waste of a post instead of providing nay quality discussion.

Oh look more projecting. Another post illustrating why we can't have nice things.

It's already happening. Thankfully I know a good game we can discuss for eternity.

I wouldn't worry.

I mean, I get furries (along with all types of weirdos) asking for commissions from time to time and I turn them down every time.

I remember a lot of things. Lots of pointless things.

Back when late night /a/ was a thing, I remember browsing in a few times on the 4am threads. Granted I was mainly on /a/ because Holla Forums was still pretty shit.

Pure coincidence.

no i was mocking Holla Forums's "BACK TO REDDIT" memes
i can't even say 4chan does it since i've been seeing it less and less there
Holla Forums seems to hold onto its memes a lot longer than 4chan does

:^)

I think they all went off to play Skyrim. Maybe you should too?

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Ironically, 4am threads made me a furry. Nowhere is truly safe.
Thanks kemonoposter

What'reya, gay?

the core concept of animal / human isn't bad
it's just that mainstream furry is "people with fur and animal heads"
if someone put actual thought into character designs to make meaningful human / animal combinations with appropriate personalities it could be top shit
i wouldn't mind fapping to felicia with more fur, for example

Yeah, I want to make a game just so we can have good games but I judt don't get motivated enough Though I did used to do some playing around with Pokemon romhacking

That's because 4chan's original userbase has been replaced with Reddit's original userbase. At least half of this site is 4chan's original userbase but I'm already seeing enough endless summer to doubt even those numbers.

I don't believe that's entirely true. Yes, board quality is the lowest it's been the past decade, but it's not unredeemable yet.
As I expected, you're delusional and parroting what all the other fags have been saying recently.
Ironically enough, most of the regulars here are relatively normal people. For anyone else who seeks a circlejerk, it's common knowledge that there's an IRC, a board, and a cytube for similar minded faggots.
Really nigger? How about the hotpockets doing their job and cleaning up the board for once? That would be the first step. Not killing a harmless thread that never affects other threads anyways.
Reminder that any and all 4am discussion outside of 4am is done by Huey in an attempt to stir up more shit.

nothing is sacred

makes you think, huh

i won't deny there's more actual shitposting there but there seem to be way more unironic autists here

I'm with user. It's faggots being autistic and delusional. You see cringe weebs that run with their arms behind them too. It's not like furry has it's own goods.
If it's cute, it's fine too

That 4AM feeling.

One day I want to Be that one guy in Parliment that annoys everyone else just by being there

Are these furry?

Make some content for us, user. You could be the one to save Holla Forums or be the next notch, whatever floats your boat

Wait ash finally won?

And you ready for that bleach kid spin off?

Good for you.
Now post that dirty shit I know you have hidden away from the depths of /fur/

holy shit really?

Naruto's legacy may be over, but the adventures continue with Boruto!

left is human with animal aspects, right is human with animal aspects
furry is a fusion of the two, but more often than not it just ends up being "human with animal aspects, BUT also fur"

imo good furry would be beast with animal aspects
werewolves or shit like that. actual primal intelligence or at least some kind of beastly nature

Is it gonna have even more white pages?

Honestly I'd do the same if I owned some shitty series too. Let some other writer handle it and just get a sweet royalty check from any money it makes.

I've voted for Winston Peters for that exact reason twice now.

Tell him to yiff in hell if you see him for me, would ya?

I'm pretty sure that's zoo, not furry.

so why has the screencap function never worked anyway

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it's a biped wolf
zoo would be nice if it wasn't retarded if you spend more than one minute thinking about it
pokeshit is decent i guess

Why are you posting cat bra?
I do that for you.

Where did it all go so wrong? Tell me, user.

IT'S NOT WORKING
HOW DO YOU USE IT

I think it might be your browser.

We're getting awfully close to exterminatus levels of heresy here.

you see those boxes next to posts?
you can check em

I brought my folder so I could save them pre-organized.
Plus I had some I wanted to post for fun.

man
how did i never notice that before

Don't forget to visit the board. C90 scans coming up.

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conductor we have a problem

Posting best girl

Looks like this guy is your Pauline
And I hope your guy does well in the next election Looks like he should do really well seeing the way things are going and all

That's a pocket monster, not a girl.

works on my machine™

it's not that i particularly care i just wasn't sure why it was never working

gardevoir's pretty good, humanoid enough to be tolerable
male gardevoir is best though

We need purge 4am from degenerates and idolaters. Gas the waifus, holy war now!

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i'm with you

honestly pokedick / cute girl is the only way to go

Fuck off, muslim. Take your "MUH SHIRK" shit with you.

reminder that when muslim men buttfuck muslim men they rip the skin because muslim butts are so dry :-DD

Maybe one day, I don't keep porn on my phone

Did someone get the new sindoll one? Still mad at myself for missing it

it's like trying to fuck a sandcastle

Didn't know there was a male

male gardevoirs were always a thing, gen 4 and forwards they added the alternate male-only evolution

they're an oppressed species

I have an order for new titles from 10 circles. One of them was Sindoll's circle.

Purging the Muslims next. It's a shame I must purge waifufags first, they won't get to see me destroy ISIS.

Yes, I will need meatshields allies in this upcoming conflict.

holy fuck
did sinnoh invent tumblr
we already know they invented bestiality

is there no end to your degeneracy

Yeah right. How are you any different from the kebab? I can hardly tell you apart.

shut the fuck up, link

Wait so the male forms are shotas? Gardevoirs are kannon /SS/? This is fucking great.

you didn't know?
lucky for you there's a fair bit of porn of them
now when the fuck are people going to draw porn of the disgaea trap cleric

if they ever remaster sinnoh i wonder if they're going to take out the books that said that humans used to marry pokemon

DEUS VULT

He's better in the opposition than in power. There was a time when he was given the position of immigration minister because everyone thought he'd be as brutal as he talked up to be but ended up doing fucking nothing because he didn't want to be the guy everyone could point to if things went badly. Almost every politician in my country is liberal and has been for a long time but as long as he is there, things go 100x slower which is more than most american cuckservatives have done.
Plus the bantz are always a bonus.

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Deus Vult
only 2D can live on now.

jesus fuck that bulge
snake?
snake?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

For one, I don't display my peaceful ways by force. Also, I legitimately offer salvation from God himself. Lastly, I don't follow a pedo warlord, but Jesus - the guy who opposed the Jews.

I wish the "remove the avatarfags" movement was still just me shitposting, like before.

I have some saved on my desktop as I found some yesterday while finding those bulge cat bras

he's a big guy

Steins gate is a lot different than I thought it was going to be but it's still good

for (((me)))

I need to step my shit up then. I only know of Shuffle, Mayoineko and Sindoll's, and only recently learned how to search for circles on mandarake.
If you're implying you're the one doing the scanning, I immensely appreciate it. I've scanned one before, and it's pretty damn tedious. It wasn't even that long

Yeah methadone is pretty good for pain. Lasts all day if you're on the right dose. Also gets you high as fuck if you're interested in that but it doesn't sound like you are

Plus getting off benzos is pretty fucked. You can die unlike opiate withdrawal. You go to detox to get off benzos not rehab. And detox is only a couple days. I do reccomend changing out one drug for the other, I guarantee methodone will cure your sleep issues and anxiety. Even depression if you suffer from it. It's basically a miracle drug but obviously it comes with its own problems

Your primary care can prescribe up to 30mg to take home in most states. Any higher you need to go to a clinic. For the first couple months they'll have you come in every day to dose and with clean urines and seeing your conselor maybe once a month they'll let you start taking home bottles. I only go in once every two months to pick up my bottles of pink liquidy goodness

Alright, it's my expiry time. I'm off to sleep. Until next time. Reminder that Jesus loves every single one of you faggots. Just cease your degeneracy.

is it that time already?

I haven't looked into NZ's politics since the last election. I bet the next one is going to be just as much as a shit show as the last.

yknow, could you stop talking in jesus' name?
that's really disrespectful

Yes. Posting dinosaurs for good measure.

thread late hours.

post comfy games.

In what way? It's true, Jesus loves you.

rip PC, PS4 master race

question, user
if god saves, why hasn't he saved you?
or better yet
why haven't you let him save you? ;)

says who, I can't really go and ask jesus himself

was meant for

the comfiest game.

What leads you to believe He hasn't?
The Bible. Furthermore, through His actions. He loved you enough to die for you.

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i-i bet you main zarya in overshit…. faggot….

oh that fanfiction
yeah I liked it, 8/8 m8
I really loved the parts where he beat the shit out of people, too
oh and remember how god flooded the whole earth just to get rid of some motherfuckers?
can we do that with 4am?

Ey christ-chan do you like Tolkien works? C.S. Lewis?

Mark will be our Moses to lead the comfy posters to the (((chosen people's land)))

i play quake 3

Epic post :^)
Evidently we can and we will

I really liked the Hobbit. Haven't really read C.S. Lewis

disgusting
at least play quake 2 or half-life 1

speaking of fanfiction, have you gotten your daily dose of mario and the search for the inner spaghetti party quest?

what's so epic about it?
people really like to skip the whole old testament because the new one is so comfy

i've played both of them

Genesis is pretty comfy man.

jesus christ
my life

Yeah, we miss out on some great stories and sound wisdom if we do that. I'm sure you know we can't pick and choose what parts we want to listen to.

up to when god made that human thing, yuck

that's what I mean
so just saying that jesus loves me regardless feels hella inaccurate to me

He loves you but hates sin. The Bible says his love is unconditional. Even if you're burning in hell he still loves you. The question isn't if Jesus is willing to accept you, it's if you're willing to accept Jesus.

so what's your favorite book in the bible?
best verses?

I dunno the verse, but it'd probably have to be the part where Jesus sperg'd out and flipped over the Jews money tables.

I'd feel pretty bad for that Jesus fellow, more than already
humans are sin, we adopted the sins when we got kicked out of eden

then again, I won't find out until I'm actually roasting in hell

I like to think Jesus knew he was full of shit, but realized the only way to get these idiot peasants to love each other was to say you're the son of god first.

i'm not familiar with that one?

Jonah, 1/2 Timothy, and Daniel.
Innumerable, but Jeremiah 12 (the whole chapter) comes to mind. Also Psalms 23:1-4

Rather you find out in heaven. He died so we could have that opportunity, anyways. Don't take it for granted.

my favorite book would be john
it has some comfy verses in it

as for the old testament
genesis is always good

Jesus is one hell of a tsundere huh?

wwhy the fuck
let's post favorite spaghetti memes instead

he should've gone about this all differently and should've stuck with the way of the old testament and rule with an iron first

can't say I asked him to do that for me
it's like somebody giving you money and demand you pay him back some time, even if you don't need it

Best book is book of mormon

oh god fucking damn it
what are the odds
killing myself as we speak

TLDR, Jesus went to the Temple. He saw a bunch of jewish merchants selling overpriced religious nick nacks right in front. He flipped out, went on a huge speech about how it's wrong to profit from people's faith. That's when he said the famous lines

Meaning, pay your taxes etc… because it's just money and doesn't really matter compared to salvation and being a good person.

Jesus then proceeded to literally flip the money tables of the merchants. It's the only time Jesus really got angry and is used quite often as an example of "righteous anger".

Psalms 1-4 is nice

Tied between Ecclesiastes and Psalms

It's when he was talking to the pharisees in the temple.

Got one of those in my drawer. It has some nice paintings in it but I've never read it.

It's more like someone playing a debt you always had that you could never pay back yourself, then going ahead and going into debt again instead of staying clean.
No coincidences here. The laws of causality themselves must be telling you to repent.

oh the one where he kicked them out of the temple for selling holy offerings for money

i'm aware of it
the way you worded it threw me off

so god made a system where you are born being indebted to him?
that's pretty smart
I create you, I kick you out and you owe me your life and gratitude
maybe Heaven is the real Hell

No it's not, that's when he was asked about paying taxes by a Pharisee. Then he proceeded to generate coins out of a fish. What he really said in this case was about "a den of robbers".

God don't make that system. He made a perfect world where we could walk with him in paradise. Recall Genesis, in reality it was our ancestors that indebted us with the original sin, and everyone thereafter proceeded to sin all their life, with the exception of Jesus.
Stop.

life is the real hell
the only answer is what lays ahead after death
no matter what heaven is it's a hell of a lot better then what we have now

Ah thanks for the correction, it has probably been 15 years since I read the bible.

That's quite a while there user. Why not read it now?

Go to sleep.

I recall genesis as god creating us in his image, flawed
he must've seen his own faults in us when he exiled us from eden after Eve fucked up
heaven is a concept, earn good boy points and get 75% off when you enter

we live as faulty rejects, broken machines sent to a broken plane to live broken lives until we die
going to heaven doesn't me we become any less broken or faulty

I like The Silmarillion more than the Bible TBH. I went to Catholic school for 7 years so I had to memorize a ton of shit in the bible and probably read the whole thing twice over as a kiddo. Going to mass three times a week sucked too.

Don't bother. He'll just say how his shit is different from Catholicism.

you should read through the king james bible

and not the shitty new king james one

I'll remember that if I'm ever in the mood, but it'd only be for entertainment. I'm not really religious while I do see the value of it for many people that can't construct their own moral framework.

Plank here, posting from Vegas so don't have my usual pic. What's with all the Bible chat?

hey plank

thread kind of derailed into a /christ/ thread

it's pretty comfy

I don't mind forcing myself awake if it's for the good of another user.

Created in his image, but not him. He has no flaws.
But that is exactly what happens. We receive glorified bodies in heaven, and the ancient evil is defeated so sin is more or less out of the window.

That doesn't sound like fun. Have you ever gone back and played a game you recall was amazing only to find it wasn't that great? Perhaps that's happening with the bible in reverse.

The Bible doesn't change, ergo Catholicism isn't any different from me. Unless Catholicism isn't following the Bible. How could that be possible!

The Bible offers a moral standard that doesn't confirm to what society wants. It is a holy standard that God seeks in people. It's part of the way we're supposed to glorify him anyways, through our conduct.

It's the pray the gay away general.

Yeah maybe you're right.

Praise be to God

What about a place away from heaven, away from hell? An Outer Heaven.

Fuck the desire to sleep is hitting me hard. I've never had this happen before. Is this the result of not drinking that second mnt dew this night?

I'd say we are his biggest flaw yet
Raising your children so they become broken and faulty sounds like a flawed parent to me.

To that I can only say, let's wait and see.

You're losing control, it's ok.

Hallelujah

if your talking about purgatory i have some bad news
purgatory is nothing but a scam that catholics priests came up with to get people to pay to pray

I'm at work. It's not ok.

I guess it's cool to have some discussion for once instead of constant shitposting. I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to religious stuff though. Carry on.

Ah, when I get super dead tired at work I usually splash my face with water in the bathroom and run in place a bit to get my heart rate up.

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well that flew right over my head

i haven't bothered playing any metal gear games sense the 3rd game

Alright, going to seriously fuck off this time.

For the sake of myself, because I'm dying of sleep here, I'm not going to make anither paragraph reply and merely say it is not so.
I say the same thing, but merely wait on the good side.

This happens all the time when the thread slows down. It's too bad the people shitting on the threads never show up when it's not speedposting.

Hell do I know that feeling. Probably a bad sleeping schedule. Tiredness is like a condition that stacks until you sleep hard.

anyone have the edit of this where it was all red and everything?

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My body hates me too and doesn't go by a 24 hour cycle. This is true hell.

well this is my belief, I can't blame you for not thinking the same way knowing you put your all of your faith into god being this flawless entity
a book written by humans for humans I'll only be willing to believe as far as I can throw it
It's not that I blame god for anything, but I also don't praise or respect him for anything either
maybe this earthly body is not capable of such feelings until we do receive salvation
either way, we'll have to wait and see

2 Timothy 3:16-17

the worst thing is, once, i was micspamming a mennonite sermon in TF2?
some guy screams SHUT THE FUCK UP (i forget if it was in mic or chat) and exactly then preacher stops talking
pauses for like half a minute, clears throats, goes "anyway…" and then continues

darwinists BTFO again

again, written by humans
I don't follow someone's followers

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time for me to bail
see ya suckers

fast forward to 2-3 weeks ago (so like 8-9 years later)

after a half dozen hour-long arguments about various bullshit in a week he started acting like a cunt and that was the end to THAT eight year friendship

Get some sleep faggot.

Time to clock out.
Until next time Holla Forums.