I'm going to watch the entire Assassin's Creed series in order of release via 100% playthrough videos

I think you'll be sold after the first episode. If you really haven't watched anything newer than 2005 then you're missing out on some of the best things that ever happened to anime.

If you go through with this I'm afraid you're not very bright at all.

Give me some more shows then. I tried Kabereri of the Iron Fortress but it turned out to be more typical shounen shit.

Read, nigger.

I really like Madoka, so that may be a welcome change of pace. I only really watch shows that are 25 episodes tops, rarely a longer series than that. I like things straight to the point so I feel like most of the time if it's longer than that, it's wasting my time.

Try giving Madoka a shot. It's only 12 episodes. Much shorter than watching someone else 100% the assassins creed series.

Yeah but what should I read?

Same. I can't fathom watching the entirety of Gintama for instance.

Whatever interests you. Personally I enjoy history books because it's more interesting than any fiction story can ever be, and you learn more about the world you live in and how it came to be as it is.

you poor bastards are missing out on some of the best television has ever offered. watch the sopranos or something

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