Are you hyped for "THICC: The game"?

Damn, why do I always miss the good stuff?

I just heard about this game via Naughy Gaming. I had no idea there was so much talk about it already.

inb4 misdirection of 'if you dislike this blatant astroturfing you're from tumblr'

Is this game made with niggers in mind?

not so much "talk" as there is angry shitposting by the content police. i can understand doing it to fallout 4 because shitesda are the kike masters, but this is an indie game, people are just excited about a not-shit indie game coming out that has thicc eyecandy for MC

somebody say thicc?

Is the game inside good? I like ass but I want to know if it's going to be a good puzzle game.

Your robot is shit and "THICC" is a dumb term.

Yes for example this image has been posted in almost every one of these shill threads.>>10419444

Do you like running around blindly pressing buttons until you hit the right one?
Enjoy walking up and down tight, repetitive corridors with one-shot enemies lurking?
Is the thought of every animation being slow and extremely exaggerated a good one for you?

If yes then you will fucking love this game because that is all it is.

>it's ok to blatantly shill if it's an indie game
get fucked

go away and check my dubs

I want the chubby chasers in denial to go back to tumblr. Why would an android be fat as fuck, anyway? Terrible engineering.

no

One thing that's for sure is that this game wouldn't have been greenlit so fast if the only ones upvoting it were blacks.

fuck off shill

you explore your way around, cling to walls, jump on platforms, push buttons to open doors and find items to progress. its pretty basic, but it has a great atmosphere, and it punishes you for screwing up, something rare nowadays.

first time niggers do something good for humanity then, i didnt even know this existed because im not a valvedrone or a steamcuck like 99% of Holla Forums, but im glad it was greenlit. this dev shows promise.

also, dev said he would allow customization so Holla Forums can stop getting triggered about the slightly brown legs, someone already made a trump haydee by modifying the textures.

the problem with fez is that its a generic 2d platformer, on top of having a piece of shit human as developer, its one more in the pile like risk of rain or hotmeme miami, so why did this one become big amongst the normalfags? because fillet was in cahoots with videogame (((journalists))) of the time, thats why. its the only reason Fez wasn't played for a week and forgotten like the generic garbage it is.

getting real tired of this "retro grafix homage" bullshit. i got nothing against 2D gameplay (like in shantae) or the occasional masterpiece like cave story, but for fucks sake, there is SO MUCH of this retro grafix garbage that goes through steam, there is no quality control whatsoever.

Oh look, it's this thread again.

No. That's the issue here. Someone keeps screaming THICC! THICC! because they made a crappy looking model for their forgettable puzzle game, hoping to bank off of 1) people who like nigger robots and 2) triggering game journos with blatant sexual pandering, causing a Streisand effect. Too bad the naziboo tryhards keep making the issue the use of the word "thicc" and not that it's a shitty game being sold with a below-average waifubait model.

Looks rather shit.
Sex appeal is the only thing it seems to have.
It almost worked for me with the robit bits, but then it sticks it all on a human ass. So that don't even do it for me.
Good job, faggot.

metal is cold and hard, whats shit about females is their mind, not their body.

so you put a robot mind in a hot female body and its gud

Be careful though

I want to drown in thicc

Holy fuck! That is some nasty looking shit. Why would anyone want to play as a fat, saggy titted, nigger robot? There's basically zero clang potential here. It's an obese nigger with a shitty robot head. I'm guessing they just couldn't model faces, or bodies for that matter, so they put the terrible head on a lump of shit they added jiggle physics too. The "thicc" meme is dumb as shit, by the way. You guys mastubate to mentally fucked cows.

thats why your waifu hates you

You can't make it any less fucking obvious how much you're forcing this glorified fapbait onto this board.

Take your nigger asses, and leave.

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Whats wrong with fapbait? Thats why we all love Undertale so much.

I want blatant shilling to stop

There's literally nothing else to talk about. This doesn't warrant more than two threads with how little it has.

Too fucking obvious. All alarms going off.

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU KIKEPORN PUSHERS

aw hell naw nigga you just pushed the shitpost button

brace for sages

kiss my ass nigger learn to torrent

wew

remember when anons could ignore a thread instead of chimping out?

If my waifu is a charolais with computer parts glued to it, then I'm fine with that

It might as well be 3DPD. Shoo shoo, Jew.

run out of ideas?

Holy shit, this is third fuckin' thread we've had about this game.

Fuck off already. You need more than just THICCness to for your game to be good, you shill faggot.

Have a sage.

You're a faggot.

Reminder that someone managed to rip the model resources from the game and managed to change how the model looked, so it was either white legs, or full-synth.
They also made a patriotism skin, changing the model proportions would probably break animations.

Except that's 2D, dumbass.

MAXIMUM PROJECTION

the game will be irrelevant and the model will be ripped to make constant SFM porn, the game has nothing else to offer aside from its character model and anyone who doesn't like huge nigger asses will hate playing this game because the camera is set in such a way that big nigger ass takes up half your screen at all times.

there's already sfm porn

learn what it means

Lots of triggered niggers in here.
I wonder

Fuck off, shill.

(checked)
Very nice

Oh yes this is all a grand conspiracy to cyber bully you because your game is shit.

There's really no need for a thread on this game every day OP. Come back when it's released or something of substance comes out about it. There is literally nothing left to discuss about the game in it's current stateunless you're just baiting a porn dump.

If you wanted some discussion, try not to start threads until the children go back to school.
You also don't need 3 threads for a fucking demo, faggot. I like the game but there's only so much you can discuss before turning into blundertale-tier porn dumps.

Another thread?
Fuck it, I'm gonna put fapbait into my vidya. Going by this game and Undertale, people will lap up anything even remotely lewd.

I like faceless women but the design is awful and the game looks boring.

I'm more excited for this game than any other this year. This has more promise than anything else I've seen, until that changes I approve of seeing these kinds of threads.

Let the thick ass n' tiddies flow freely.

Fuck off.

You're still being a faggot.

Is this some sort of Warframe Rule 34 and Portal crossover?

Pic related

You know 3 threads at a time about NMS salt is fine but when some anons want to talk about an indie game everything goes to shit.

It's more like a mix between resident evil, portal and tomb raider.

/thread

thiccfags like thick ass, thighs, waist and tits. Not stomachs.

can't say that though otherwise you're a shill, it's got nothing to do with Holla Forums not being one person and anons here having different opinions.

oh god yes unf unf my caramel sex goddess HNNGGG
wow fucking niggers gas the kikes race war now 14/88 best day of my life

this game triggers both Holla Forums and tumblr at the same time not that they're any different lately

Fucking heretical degenerates.

Fuck off, niggerlover.

>>>Holla Forums

Holla Forums might not have an age requirement but youre supposed to be over 18 on Holla Forums

>>>Holla Forums

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If you're going to pretend to be Holla Forums, at least throw up some ancient infographs.

Wordfilter THICC to FATASS.

Fuck off with this already. It looks ugly as sin. "Thicc" doesn't mean "baboon ass" you goddamned ghetto spook.

Those saggy ass titties are shit as well.

What's the point if you're going to keep bumping the thread and more anons see it?

Don't worry sir famalot I gotcha

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Fucking disgusting. Take your fat fetish to tumblr.

Nope

nigger tier meme tbqhwy

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>>>Holla Forums
Take your decadence elsewhere.

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Fuck off, nigger.

SMDH, whitebois thinkin they welcum wen they caint even get the PHAT ASS

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It's like he doesn't even know what site he's on. Fucking shills.

now dis i can get behind
move aside wite boy

once again Holla Forums shows that theyre blind to irony

only people with a sense of humor can see irony.

retarded brainwashed militants, of either extreme, cannot.

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the weird part is that the first thread fell off the catalog before a new one was made, containing occasional complaints about shilling

second thread was filled with shitposting until it got bump locked and suddenly the shitposting stopped, yet was more productive because some user was ripping the demo files apart to find nice little secrets

now here we are again, last thread is gone, this thread is filled with "shill/kike/nigger" shitposts, nobody can talk about it or they're shilling it
nobody can appreciate the cheesecake or they're a nigger
saying thicc also makes you a nigger despite 'fam' becoming a staple of conversation across the board, same with tbh/smh

smh @ u tbh

anyhow, is there a release date yet?

Why are these threads getting derails & asshurt?
It's just a titty robot game with platforming. Chill the fuck out.

by the time i opened the first thread, it was gone, checked the boardlogs and it was deleted.
but the posts were still there to read, it was a relatively normal thread. why was it deleted? likely just mods being lazy and not looking at what theyre doing.

You're free to check the guy's devblog. If you speak Russian.

hating thicc is a hotheaded meme invented by goons to D&C through shill tactics. they're the same people that hated ROB Threads.

Off yourself, tranny.

Sage for paranoia.

i like the idea of more sexualized media, but do they plan on standing on anything beyond a fuckable robot?

Maybe goons are concerned with cultural appropriation

This game features a literal nigger as the main character, A FUCKING ==NIGGER==
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Fucking disgusting I'd rather fuck a white trap than a dindu into the fucking ovens with this thread

you just proved my point.

Robots can't be niggers because robots actually obey.

because its blatant shilling and if all the blood wasn't rushing out of your brain and into your dick you would hate it too.
But suddenly because the game being shilled has a fat nigger ass in it suddenly shilling is okay because it makes your pee pee hard.

someone already proved in the last thread that the black can be erased, made white, or literally anything because it's a simple texture map

Oh fuck a nigger.
Yet you can't fucking properly red text.
This game is shit but so is Holla Forums full of newfags and edgy children its quickly becoming 4chaims Holla Forums

same could be said about Senran Kagura but I never saw people complain about it except for SJWs.

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This has been discussed to death before, this game has nothing going for it except giant robo tits and ass.

They've been posting the exact same embed in the OP every day for the past 3 days and as soon as one thread ends they start another one.
The devs are known for going to here and half chan.
If this isn't shilling I don't know what the fuck is.

It fucking does if you played the demo at all, in fact it's quite difficult and fun

If it was of quality it wouldn't need to be marketed.

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Alternatively it could be reverse psychology shills :^)

I watched the gameplay & have no erection.

Maybe you're just brainwashed into attacking anything exploiting or glorifying heterosexual lust? It's very trendy now to start hyperventilating over sexy fictional characters as if it somehow makes you a virtuous person. As unnatural as it is, sizable chunks of younger generations have been aggressively conditioned to react this way.

How about you break the conditioning & get the fuck over it? Sex & lust are a natural part of the human experience. We didn't have little shits whining over sexy depictions of women in the past hoping to score progressive brownie points & we certainly don't need them today.

Yeah dude, I am completely willing to throw out any sense of objectivity or taste for the view of some trim that I can find on the internet.

Well if you fuckers didn't blow up the post count we could've had just 1 thread last this whole week.

Even if op is a shill that dosent mean we can't discuss the game in these threads.

hi tumblr

>Every time someone from Holla Forums does something stupid they must be pretending or a falseflagger.

Or maybe people just don't want to debase themselves and let others manipulate them based on their baser instincts, and attempts to do that come off as more insulting than anything because it insinuates they're dumb enough to fall for any piece of meat waved in front of their faces.

Sexuality has its place but putting at the fore-front of your marketing or presentation will inturn make people think less of your product as a whole because of how low it stooped just to get try and get attention.

yes, im sure the russian dev is trying to make us all communists and enslave us with this game

that must be it

No I'm ignoring the tits and judging it based on its objective quality which is shit.

However whenever legitimate criticism is brought up you scream and cry like a child saying it has to be that we have a problem with tits.
Right nigger, this board has active porn dumps in almost any thread but this is the one thread people decided to have problems with tits.

I'm "breaking the conditioning" my not thinking this game is good solely because it has tits and ass in it.
Theres nothing this game has to offer that isn't found elsewhere.

all you do is call it shit, and when we call you out, you sperg out about niggers

you have a problem fam.

Are you sure the dev doesn't just likes tits and ass and wanted his game's character to have oversized both?

Are you sure that isn't the only selling point of the entire game and if it had a generic robot as the main character nobody would give a flying fuck about it?

Show me where.
Several times legitimate criticism has been addressed by a shitload of people.
You're projecting your insecurity on me?
You are serious?
After all the.
When people are just looking at the game coming to the conclusion that it's shit and not having their tastes sway because of ass and tits.

I bet if I made a COD clone with big fucking asses with sluts running around in thongs you would fucking defend that too.

let me interject for a moment, what you're refering to as a cod clone is actually an FPS or First Person Shooter, a genre that has been done dozens of times by many developers.

so when you say "if i made a cod clone with big tits and ass", what you mean is "if i made an FPS game with big tits and ass", and if it was fun to play i'd most likely defend it, yes. with the added bonus that i get to see eyecandy while playing

protip: people hate cod because the setting is generic, the story is bad, the community is horrible, and the developer is cancer. hating it became a meme. if you change all 4 of those and replace the regenerating health for something less casual, its a perfectly normal FPS game for modern standards, no different than Metro

tl;dr: hayd has good gameplay (so far) and you're a bandwagoning faggot

I checked half/v/ to see if this was getting shilled there, and it was. People there are even complaining about it too.

neat, I don't entirely care for the platforming because her hitboxes aren't all that great but it's neat. I also appreciate that she isn't really all that dainty, when she falls off a platform it sounds like a sack of shit hitting the floor and that's what I want

Lets see, haydee:
check
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check
check

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good gameplay isn't long and empty halls, with the occasional monster or shitty puzzle. the animations are pretty shit, I particular the fall, landing, and climbing animations. there's no reason for that midway pause and EVERYTHING IS SO GOD DAMN SLOW.
Also haydee is the shit ties to clang I've ever seen. it's not a Matty of fan service it's a matter of the design being garbage and overly simple. it's a latex outfit and helmet.

Yes there has been plenty of valid criticism, but there also has been a fuckton more violent shitposting that the game is shit and anyone who enjoys the game is a shill.

ok, acceptable
you don't know, hasn't been told
you are horrible yes, the people who like the game so far have been helpful and polite around here
how do you know? isn't this his first game? he seems pretty cool, doesn't bend over for casuals. can't be more cancer than you and your shitpost buddies.

drink bleach m8

Fool. This goes beyond 2-dimensional chess. You're merely falling in the polarisation of degenerate vs marxist, and seeing nothing else.

Fool. There are more options than wanking degenerate and uptight feminist.

and you are pretending that the only thing the game has is tits and ass when it actually has gameplay on it.

you are pretending not to see it/calling it shit so you can shitpost because you don't like it, its a nice strategy, but everyone can see the only shit here is the one you're full of.

"what story" isn't an excuse for the story being bad.
I'm not part of the community, the community of this game wouldn't even care about it without a main character that expands dong.
The developer is cancer because they're blatantly shilling their game both here and on halfchan.

I don't have a problem with the game itself.

I have a problem with this game appearing out of nowhere, and the first thread about it concerning people with HYPE. It stinks to all hell, and I can already feel the knife hovering over my back, with this.

Not another Undertale. Not another FNaF. Not another YandereSim. Not again.

basically this. it reeks of artificial hype when there's nothing to be excited about.

wew lad, you're taking this awfully serious, you should take a short vacation from your computer

hide the thread instead of shitting it.

people liked the demo and they want the full thing, you can't stop hype that stems from people wanting the game with shitposting and sage. That never worked and will never work.

tl;dr: people want the game but a bunch of bitter shitposters dont want anyone to enjoy anything

misery loves company

How did your no mans sky hype turn out? Had a lot of fun right?

there's no bitterness about it, I'm just wish there was something actually interesting and that Haydee's design wasn't garbage. I want real clang instead of a fat black woman in a latex swimsuit.

dont care about NMS, isn't it just gone homo in space?

Why don't you get it through your thicc skulls that no one likes your bullshit walking simulator?

Just a game with mediocre gameplay that was completely built around hype it couldn't deliver.
Haydee is on the same track by the looks of things.

I could complain.. But I'm mesmerized by the jiggle physics and the nice animation.

For an indie game, the animations are surprisingly good. Better than most Triple Ayyys.

I like this dev.

Jumping looks wonky to me, and the tits only move up and down, no side to side.

Exactly.

Piss off, casual. The internet is serious business, and bragging about going outside means nothing here.

you don't necessarily have to go outside, but the way you're sperging out about an indie game tells me you haven't looked away from the monitor in a long time.

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Why not just stay on cuckchan?

You have become the cock user

stay there

Fuck off OP

I bet you've had a "gf", too, you freak.

NORMAL PEOPLE CAN DIE IN A FIRE

thread shitters are too bitter to realize that they've forgotten the reason they migrated to 8ch.

right now, it doesn't make much of a difference. hiroyuki owns 4chan and his partner jim owns Holla Forums, both sites will datamine your shit up and you won't get a monthly report on the sites finances like you did with hotwheelz because hiroyuki is a kike and jim "doesn't believe in them"

Put the actors folder in your root Haydee folder then start the game.

puu.sh/qFj2C/f3c1f0201f.7z

why would a robot wear stockings, more importantly, if every robot uses the same model, does that make every other dead robomom on the game look the same?

She's a cyborg user, the steam page says half human half robot.

It's why she can only fall a couple of meters before her upper half crushes her.

Using the mod changes all the robomom's look.

But Nier Automata's loli and shota bots wearing gothic clothing are completely fine?

Make Haydee great again

Last thread got nuked ?

More effort than the actual dev did for this shit game.

it got bumplocked and nothing was made till it hit page 15 and died

funny how the discussion came back after it was bumplocked

it got TOO thicc

Oh okay, well here is the link for Haydee art, lewd and not that another user posted on the last thread :

mega.nz/#!rAUlAI5I!KD-4ziJgKb1asLZ0bVFshKVSKETPZ28u8gdIfM-HdUE

And the link to last demo for the lazzy :

dropbox.com/s/d48mucikl9tf3vz/Haydee Demo.rar?dl=0

Reminder that you cannot finish the demo do to certains items been locked (since its a demo) but its way long enough to give you a taste of the game. If the demo does not launch at all run it on admin or delete the OpenAl32 dll.

It feels weird to finnally give a shit about a game whit all the casual stuff we are getting recently

if OP is going to keep shilling the game he should link a booru or something at the start of the thread so we don't end up just filling the thread with porn. Did that for warframe generals when they where a thing.

I know yeah i just posted that for those who miss it before thats it

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It's essentially an eroge, but come the fuck on, that's nothing new

No real gameplay but hot damn I wish I could see more characters like this in other games. Justifies this one's existence just for that IMO

Yeah basically.

yo what the fuck is wrong with her legs

Isn't most of the namecalling in this thread NIGGERS? Holla Forums is the king of calling things NIGGERS right?

Looks kind of neat for a cheapo game. Could definitely see myself picking it up if I've got nothing to play and I'm in the mood for some jiggly clang.

Environments are really bland though, hope that improves or something later on.

Jesus fucking Christ did I stumble into 4cuck? Who gives a shit if the game's story is bad or good so long as it's out of the way and the gameplay's enjoyable. For a cheap game, it's fun enough to play and has a fappable protagonist.

Fucking hell, are we no longer allowed to talk about videogames on Holla Forums anymore?

With the feminists running rampant we've seen less and less of it, so it's nice to see some blatant sexualization going on. Kind of wish the game itself had a little more going on, but eh, compared to the mountains of pixelshit and early access survival games out there I'd consider this a pretty decent indie game.

I call people nigger because it's amusing. Nothing Holla Forums about that. Also it bothers thin-skinned faggots like you.

Idgaf about the sexualization

I JUST WANT MORE FACELESS WAIFUS

what's it like being the cancer of robot waifus?

how about faceless waifus but you can see their mouths?

with no mouth, means less holes

Yeah, but the niggering is a little hard in this thread. Sounds like a gut reaction to seeing a character with darker skin.

i don't really like this shit game but it's a Holla Forums meme so i'm going to shill it in my 600k trollfic that nobody will ever read i guess

anybody want to give me some meme attributes

honestly i don't know shit about this game, does it even have a fucking story

I don't into blowstuff but I'm okay with that as long as it can femdom

I'll make more holes

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you should download the demo straight from the steam page., just in case user is being a faggot

As someone that has grown up with black women, I know a black ass when I see one. That's a black ass.

Faceless waifus are pretty good, not enough I'd say.

Listen, I enjoy cold steel plating as much as the next guy, but there ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of silicone either know what I mean?

I'd rather a slot you can just slip your dick in, not necessarily a mouth, just like a really juicy suction device that you lay your cock in.

Gross. I don't want cute robowaifus just for them to be in charge. If I wanted to suffer under the whims of some cunt in order to attain the privilege of putting my penis in here I'd just fuck a human girl.

it's pretty obviously a shill game my man

shill game
it's a shame this game will probably have more players than my GOTY just because the MC is fat

She tanned in my headcannon
Caska is white

Humans sole remaining niche is to please robomoms, and you know it

Post more and save this thread

Not sageing because I want to fap

user used one of the links from the greenlight page.

Yet people say "mods will fix it".

go to fucking /vp or google you shitter, Holla Forums isn't your personal porn dump

that's recettear fam, this is an actual good game.

No. What's even the point then? That's like saying you're a vegitarian but still slapping on two hunks of bacon whenever you eat a salad. Might as well not be a robot.

Trust me, user. That's the ass of a niggress.

Senran Kagura is hated though. Non-Tumblrs in the making hate yurishit, and SJWK is no exception

That's a lie.

good meme material

isn't the point of a robot waifu to fulfill all of your desires, no matter what they might be?

thats the most retarded analogy i've read in a while, congrats

Shill, please. Calling it "good" won't sell shit.

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Yeah, but so are a large plethora of myhical ladies. A shapeshifter or succubus would fit the bill just fine.

How so?

why doesn't this meme not fucking stop

Its the same fucking link than the steam page.

Stop using shitty botnets as antivirus

Because you read like a shill. Deal with it.

Get back on your meds user

you better start believing in tumblr raids we're in one

because it came out of you

It's MSE that's detecting it.

But explain WHY it's retarded. You can do something that simple, right?

Yeah look at all the VIDEO GAMES here

this isn't a fucking tumblr raid you retard, this is a gamedev shilling his shitty indie game and anons buying it up because they like fat women

it happened on cuckchan 4-5 days ago and it's happening here too

That bodyshape makes my peepee feel good. We need more of this in vidya.

I don't doubt that some level of shilling goes on around here with big triple A releases, but fucking come on dude, a whole game is shill now because it has a sexy robot in it? Should we stop having the occasional Warframe thread because it might be a secret shilling attempt since everyone wants to fuck the suits?

Humanity shouldn't submit to the whims of it's machines, a robomom should want to please her boy because she's a submissive slut for him.

But hey, that's just how I prefer it. The glory of robowaifus is that you can reprogram them to suit your desires.

To have some nice jiggly bits to grab onto when pounding your robo pussy. Man, you get really upset by the fact that people get turned on by different things than you, do you have brain problems? Are you autistic?

There's more to dating a robot than just her being made purely out of metal, you know. It's the artificial intelligence that appeals to me as well, in addition to the metal and silicone.

I don't see the connection. Tumblr hates sexy things, they'd be complaining about how the robot is sexualized and appropriating artificial intelligence culture for otherkins or something. Not screaming ''SHILL SHILL SHILL" Like Holla Forums always does whenever people, you know, talk about videogames.

t. yuricuck

Then we'd have to discuss Shapeshifters vs Succubus for "which is the best way to fulfill muh fetish." When it comes to whether you should get a robot/shapeshifter/succubus/gijinka Ditto for your most likely degenerate and probably not as awful as mine fetishes, it's just personal preference.

Succubi a best

No we don't considering thats all it takes for you retards to say a game is the next GOTY.
If no mans sky was third person with some fat nigger robot you faggots would be saying its a great game and shilling it on here non-stop.

it's not a fucking raid, it's just anons being skeptical as fuck which is to be expected and assuming the game is being shilled because they don't see the gameplay being that good.

The board's only as good as the people on it user, pic's just for you.

No wonder you need robots to fulfull your fucked up tastes! :^)

either way though, faceless robo-fus are great

Why the shills doesn't stop

You're making yourself out to be more of an interloper, with every post, user.

go on tumblr and pretend to like homestuck and you'll get plenty of landwhales willing to bounce on your dick

no it's a shill because the dev came on cuckchan to start advertising his game and then made a new thread under guise of people being "interested in his demo" after his thread got bawwleeted

I'm aware, and it's a shame that I have to share it with blatant shitposters from both sides, here I'll trade you this pic in exchange.

Jiggly parts on a robot is such a shit-tier choice though. It's the lowest-tier of casual garbage as far as robots go.

I am a man and thus like to be in my proper place when it comes to fornication, you'd be surprised, a lot of women enjoy it when a man can act like a man when it comes time to fuck.

Not like you'd know, neckbeard. :^)

Jesus christ user, you might as well shoot him in the cock while you're at it.

I am a man, so I like to be useful and provide.

You'd be surprised, most women like to be pleased. They definitionally enjoy being pleasured, and just kinda put up with your sort's shit~

Not that you'd know, I have a gf, so who's the sage now :^)

Go back to cuckchan for your daily general threads user, you will find your happiness between the Warframe, Payday and LoL threads im sure of it :^)

I bet you're a wageslave, too.

GET OUT

wwhy

FUCK OFF or post aras

I thought it got better? The drills were removed and shit. Not reinstalling it or Steam but man, I thought there was hope for man again.

Jesus christ. Tell me when you get caught, I'd love to be on the jury that gets you on the electric chair.

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I literally have no idea of what's going on I entered Holla Forums like 3 times since Monday and I always see this Haydee shit everywhere. This is blatant shilling and just because I called it out I already got insulted, there's some weird shit going on here.

NORMALFAGS GET OUT

Source on first if it's a legit doujin?

More like that, fourth, and fifth please, I have enough reaction images

it wasn't always lowest common denominator garbage

what
are you fucking stupid
"hot girls" doesn't mean they're underage
do you call 18-20 year old tumblr sluts "women"

why would it not be a real doujin you fuck

I mean the whole appeal of a robot is something inorganic still being sexy.
Don't be a filthy casual.

Alright, I ignored the false positive and tried the demo. Camera's too close to the character and the fact that the ass is black is offputting.

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU'RE THE FANFIC WRITER
POST YOUR MARIO FANFICTION AGAIN

Also, you said:
As in, you're fapping to the characters, who are underage.

Nigga if you can write half a million words, you should be able to read

Yeah, in the last thread mods were fixing it, but with this new one derailed several times we're back to square one.

the appeal of a robot is that its a machine that obeys and not piece of shit woman.

Maybe it's just a lewd scene? I dunno man.
This wouldn't be the first time I got cockteased like this

I thought the tight fov was the point so you really have to peek around corners to see hiding robots. There is a bind in options to switch the camera side for peeking if you're having trouble.

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Femdom best now y/y?

underage.

Characters or real children, pick one

"Mods will fix it" is such a weak excuse anyways. At that point you might as well hype up Skyrim, too.

Again, that's a pletora of different nonhumans. The inorganic appeal is something that's basically exclusive to machines. Now stop trying to fill this thread with shit that could be conveniently screencapped out of context for some cucktaku article about how "misogynist nerds hate haydee"

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8ch.net/homosuck/res/15605.html

no i'm fapping to cute girls
it turns out a lot of cute girls (tumblr or otherwise) read homestuck
are you going to tell me that because an eighteen or whatever year old girl puts on a homestuck shirt or puts a headband in her hair she's somehow underage
and how is that worse than loli / shota, which is actual literal children

also i'm at like 580k right now desu

You should be able to enjoy robots no matter how human or inhuman they look.

You're sure it's not just for staring at that ass?

Fuck off, heretic, and take your heretical garbage with you.

I want to make a second life character that looks like this robot.

Yeah, but mods were literally in the process of fixing it. Replace the naked nigger ass with literally anything else, and the game becomes so much better. As is, they're trying to both have and eat multiple cakes, and that just can't be done.

Not the guy who hates femdom

Why exclusively femdom or maledom when you can switch as the mood demands it?

ass staring is half if it but the game really plays of you not being aware of whats behind and around corners, there is one room where two spedbots will come flying around through a doorway if you're not slow to approach it. Many bots are hidden around corners and trough the difficult to see grating so it plays of the fov to make it more difficult to see then expect them.

Don't forget to look at the roof before you start pressing random buttons user

I should, but when it looks like a shit costume instead of a robot the appeal dies. That thing look about as robotic as a quickly done halloween costume.

And that's saying nothing about the actual game. If I wanted to play a lackluster tomb-raider game I'd go play tomb raider.

I'm a-ok with not-femdom, just not maledom, christ

I bet you let those girls peg you in the ass too, faggot

You're literally one step away from being nu-male cuck. I bet that precious girlfriend of yours just loves being doted on all day by your pathetic ass, because you eat her pussy real good and don't even ask to have your dick touched in return like a good boy. But don't worry, user, when she wants a real man to fuck her she'll just hop across the street to Jamal's, he'll fuck her like a real man, something you most certainly aren't.

They literally do not exist. They thus, cannot be underage.

Whoa holy shit user! You entered Holla Forums a few times over the past week and people were talking about video games? Wow, must be shilling, definitely not just people doing what the board is meant to be used for. Why don't we have another lol thread to cheer you up?

Man, Fallout 4 is literally good for nothing.

No, but I am ready for people to stop thinking coonspeak is cool.

Not eastern, not legal, closet Homeshits.

Wow thanks for the link I really want to get thrown in the Holla Forums party van.

Quit changing the goalposts, writefag. You said you fapped to the porn and even admitted that cosplay porn is shit. So clearly you're fapping to kids.

See above reply

That makes it worse

Now this looks entertaining

It looks okay for a demo. Nothing to really get hyped over though. Except for waifu bot simulator.

I don't understand, also you should get spoilers up.

Any game would be improved if it had a hot thick woman in it. I could see why Something Tumblr would object to that though but no matter how much you stomp your feet I will still support things I enjoy.

Anthony, please go back to the shed.

Holy shit just admit you have terabytes of CP, Homeshit.

Nice bait, but have you considered the following?

>satanic luigi was sitting on the groudn far away form where bernie sanders and satan were and satanic luigi was sitting there drawing pictures of haydee the thick robot taking lots of dick into her fat roobotic vagian except he couldnt handle all the dick and he ocudl nt draw at fucking all so he just ended up drawing hsit htatl ooekd like retarded fucking scribbles becuase heh ad hte midn fo an autistic 7 year old and he had the body of a great man, but his arms were stoo strong so he couldnt draw and he always ripped the skin. he was also masturbating and so he ripped hte skin and even whiel he ripped the skin he was also rippign the skin on his pencil so it was double rip the skin and hte pain of having ripped skin and the blood comign out of his cock was the mostp ainful thing he had ever done in his whole life it was liek watching a video oof isis rippign the skin while fukcing eachother in the ass and one of the muslims screamed "ALLAH IS ALWAYS ON TOP" and he put the dick into another muslims ass but becuase they have no water inside allahland which is the arab kigndoms he ripped the skin pushing in

Gameplay isn't improved simply by adding jiggly tits and ass.

I could not get passed the the second line

My dick is though

No, because I'm not a cuck, said girlfriend likes touching my dick. The fuck kind of psychopathic cunts have YOU gotten with? Why would you want anything to do with some bitch who, if given the choice, just wouldn't touch your dick?

By the way, it's submissive whores who tend to be the coalburners

sure but does your dick care about gameplay? Then get of this board.

Gameplay is a top tier fetish

Just because a drawing was made in the west instead of the east that doesn't make it illegal you dipshit.

nigga he literally said legal girls dressing as homestuck characters constitutes CP

Wait where's Obama, didn't he grab the Chaos Emeralds?

Counterpoint, Homestuck is literally a pedophilia webcomic that's only excused by Tumblr because of lesbians. Fuck off, ironic /loli/ is still /loli

t. tumblrina

Enjoyment is. Same thing with music and art direction, sure they can't fix a broken game but whatever gameplay there is you will find it enhanced by them. Aesthetics is important, presentation is important, otherwise all games would still be abstract stuff without any stories, themes or anything. Unless you only play games on the Atari 2600 and earlier you're a hypocrite.

Just a few more posts.

So what? its not illegal, quit getting triggered over drawings.

this game looks interesting

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If you want a porn game why not just play a porn game?
The fact that this game has a fat nigger robot just detracts from the game itself, they have the camera zoomed in so much that the characters ass takes up half the screen, and they designed climbing up ledges to where the character stops halfway up so you can stare at her ass and all that does is slow the fucking game down.

I said gameplay isn't improved by ass and tits not if you enjoy the game you cunt.

Fucking of course presentation is important, but it won't fix broken or poorly designed gameplay, even then, gameplay comes down to opinion doesn't it. I enjoy Warframe despite it has quite a few flaws in it's gameplay grind specifically

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What's with Tumblr trying to call us triggered these days? It's a "no u" reply, you're just handing us your ass on a platter.

Never seen this before, 8/10 good find, user.

So close to bump limit. Keep shitposting

whoever's been doing it has had at least the decency to wait till it dies in page 15

if you fuckers didn't do this there would be considerably less threads.

Whats with faggots like you calling everyone that disagrees with you tumblrites based on absolutely nothing?
You're the one getting triggered by lolicon.

Don't forget 1454534516708.gif right after that.

Last bumping post, check em Tumblrinas

And this shit game would be stuck at the front page for considerably longer that way, fuck that.

If you're not a cock-sucking faggot, you'll give up forcing this shit, because of your failed get.

Who said it did? Who are you even arguing with? I just said gameplay is made better by presentation and specifically mentioned this as an exception.

Stay mad, Anita.

Don't use terms you don't know the meaning of, newfag.

When did half of Holla Forums turn into feminists

It's just a couple of goons. They really hate games that appeal to men.

Anyone have any SFM porn videos? I just wanna fap.

Nobody is, we just don't think a game is improved by throwing everything else that makes a game out the window just to look at an ass.
Having ass in a game is perfectly fine but looking at an ass alone doesn't make a good game.
You people are praising this game as if its good but all it has going for it is an ass, and the developers know it which is why they're purposefully focusing on the characters ass at every opportunity to the detriment of the actual gameplay.

I'll take that as you being a cock-sucking faggot, then.

>>>Holla Forums
Work on your rhetoric.

Repeating yourself is a sign of autism.

Stop falseflagging you spergalicious Tumblrite.

The game isn't throwing anything away besides restricting the camera a tad. Any 3rd person survival horror does this but no one bitches get good.

I've just said twice gameplay isn't improved by presentation. Presentation won't fix broken mechanics and poor gameplay design, you need to change the fucking gameplay to do that.

IT might change what it looks like and how you might see it but it won't change what you have to do at it's core.

a tad? no its restricted as fuck for no other reason than to stare at an ass, that and making the ledge climb stop halfway in so you can look at her ass detracts from the gameplay.
This fucking "if you don't like this game you're a tumblr feminist" shit is so on par with the ghostbusters 2016 "if you don't like this movie you're a misogynist shitlord" that its not even funny.
It didn't work for them and it won't work for you, stop bullshitting us.

When the fuck was I talking about faggotry? That's degenerate, too. Even as fiction.

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The ledge climb stopping halfway lets you move the camera up to peek from ledges while letting you drop back down quick if you see something shitty charging at you.

This thread is fucked up

You're saying all faggotry is bad yet you defend Homestuck? Jesus christ you need to make up your mind.

What's with you "always-pick-girl" types? Afraid you're gonna stare at a man's ass, when you should be looking at the fucking game?

Where am I defending homostuck? Check the IDs.

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When the character takes up so much of the screen that its hard to see around it yeah it detracts from gameplay.
Dead space had the exact same issue, it has nothing to do with me being from tumblr and getting triggered by asses, it has to do with me not wanting a character hogging so much of the fucking screen.

You don't think reducing your fov is the point? This game is supposed to surprise you ala Resident Evil.

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Doesn't change the fact you're against me, so I gotta wonder whose side you're on.

If her ass were more toned, it would be arguable, but it isn't.

yeah keep telling yourself that, a ledge hang like from tomb raider would suffice.

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He's never played RE user he's a retarded underage

youtube.com/watch?v=nl7pRkUHd7I

youtu.be/sUbh5ScQ7l0

Yet they call Holla Forums the irrational ones.

user to post on Holla Forums it mandatory to have a double digit iq which must also mean you have shit taste in vidya

Why not just require a blindfold? I'd be real surprised then.

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holy fuck this thread is garbage
can we talk about mario and the search for the inner spaghetti party quest instead?

don't worry the inside of the blindfold would have a picture of nigger ass on it.

Kill yourselves

Really. It's embarrassing. Let me tell you, it's just embarrassing how weak, low-energy these arguments are. Whenever, they get their terrible arguments, terrible arguments, I'll say get knocked down, they just go on saying "You're stupid!", like it even matters to their argument. Really, it's just their own strike hitting themselves. I'll tell you that.

I think you need to stop user, you're digging yourself a mighty fine hole.

Jesus

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Any tips to pass this sector ? if i get hit one more time i ded.

There is like 2 fast robots whit the blades, plus one slow and at the end theres a button you have to press and another blades one gets released to hunt your ass

Shame i didnt save my last medikit

Overwatch is feminist approved, user, why would they spam that thread?

I never got that far but you may just have to get good and just kill the assassins as fast as possible.

True enough

headshotting the blade robot in the eye stuns them, another shot to the head will finish them off, line up your shot just to the side in cover, strafe and fire as soon as the bot is lined up. If you do it right it you should fire before it jumps, stunning it letting you finish it off. Or you could try to bait the first lunge and backup.

Kill the slow one by teasing it before pressing the button.

kk will try thanks.

Same thing.

Place the actors folder in your root directory

puu.sh/qFvmk/296f24d877.7z

See

Jesus christ, just admit your dick is 3 inches hard. You'll be forgotten soon enough if you just fess up.

LMAO I JUST POSTED UR POST NUMBER XDDDDDDDD Post mine, faggot. Do it for your new daddy.

It actually is goons, check their id's and posting history. They go in every thread paranoid about some "mama chan user" that called them out on their 'make them cry for moderation then we move in' bullshit.
Fucking Gammas.

Here's this shitty pov I worked on yesterday, Was going to work on making it better and get rid of the clipping, make less robotic, but blender crashed on me and I lost half the work, so fuck re keying that.

This seems about right.

Looks pretty rough user if you keep practicing you'll get better though.

it wasn't supposed to be the final cut, I might try another pov later.

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Her breasts aren't there for sex appeal though, they're most certainly meticulously designed shock absorbers.

I don't like it because it plays like shit, the animations are awful, and there's shills pushing it like it's the new religion. I LIKE ass, and fanservice but this game is a piece of shit. It's to fanservice what twerking is to dancing.

Can never get enough of this.

i wanna slurp her noodle

Holla Forums here, this game looks thicc

stay mad SJW's : )

Put this folder in your root haydee folder tell me if you can spot the difference puu.sh/qG7jd/83b80c4d45.7z

That's pretty wide.

tbh as long as that's her actual hip to waist ratio instead of corsetry, and she's made of firm flesh and not just adipose fat. Yeah I'd hit it
game looks shit though

It works. Did you find or make this?

I found it and I also found this

I updated my haydee high poly model: The rigging of the suit should be fixed now. I accidentally fucked it up during mirroring.

If you used my model before, simply using the new bodysuit should work, I didn't touch the rest.

New files are here:
mega.nz/#!6kowXR7A!GAFFSFlXvGZO8i73-iaukXyygR-Pm6NwO3qf-34vTVU

Nice user, I'll practice those pov animations

New patch is out for the demo adds some settings.

Also the devs are aiming for a late September to early October release.

Devs drop more hints for mod tools in the forums

Nice.

I should learn how to model and texture stuff, I want to take that mesh you linked eariler and make some adjustments(slightly larger breasts, slightly smaller waist, ass going a bit further outward)

Has anyone made any /ss/ animations, I know there's at least a few people who drew Haydee /ss/

not yet

wait, what does the censor option do? reduce breast size?

no idea but the outfit packs only effect The playermodel now

oh? So the dead Spacemons aren't changed? interesting.

It looks like the mesh edits don't work with the patched version of the game. There's also a brief intro that occurs when you start a new game.

Actually all the space moms change but the player chracter so the PC is default Haytee.

I'd like to see some variety in the dead space moms, like different body part sizes, more or less robotic parts, etc., so long as they look less "complete" than the Haydee you play ass.

I'd also like to see the devs put them in positions that have more sexual implications.

This is actually a good idea.

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