Hail lord Satan
Hail lord Satan
...You didn't know? Lmao
I don't think Eisen started calling himself a girl.
Wish sleep was a little easier to fall into
I guess she wanted to fit in with you guys
I wish your lap was more inviting to sit on
life as a repoman is always intense
Ah fuck it, I'm going to /lewd/
Time to fuck shit up
you'd be surprised
Just run ten miles.
Sounds like the worst possible life.
I take it back, THIS sounds like the worst possible life.
life as a shitposter is always intense
i am afraid of storms
Run ten miles in small circles in your home.
You'e a madman and someone needs to stop you
I think that someone is about to be sleep. Man, I am just better than you at everything.
What do I even have to live for anymore
hey I'm Bard
How's your night going my man
It's Friddddddddday night
Just got home from work, gonna chill maybe play some vidya later. It's alright.
Kaybe are you still here?
I don't really care about you, though.
also i think/hope kayb when to sleeps
Then don't talk to me!
Why would you ask me that when I have no clue who you are, mister.
I would totally watch railgun if uiharu is the main character with level 5 powers.
Quit being so tsundere
spoiler alert. she is.
Does it look like I'm posting Misaka right now?
She is? Enlighten me please, I dropped railgun a long long time ago after I got sick and tired of biribiri
youre not even a loli irl
quit using that bitch
I was joking you terrible person. Misaka and Uiharu are both my waifus.
I never claimed to be a loli you fricken weirdo.
You mad? :3
get a job
Oh yeah youre a shota
No just disappointed that I won't be liking railgun anytime soon
Loli and Lolicons are pedophile scum.
Ah I always thought this was a "shiawase" reaction from the thumbnail
Posting another image
Oh my god...
Don't worry, you can like me instead.
You been a good girl?
I may be a pedophile but I am not scum
Think you ought to rethink that.
I-I didn't expect this.
That picture is adorable so I'm not sure if I should let you off with a warning.
They played us like a Damn fiddle
You mean being liked wasn't part of your plan?
I have 300 dollars to blow on whatever I want
Should I invest it into my car or buy myself something nice on newegg or Amiami?
Some new clothes and shoes do sound nice too
I can't post in /lewd/
Everyone is too nice
Well you're a stranger and that means danger.
You should buy a handgun if you don't have one already
SynthWave seems to be a cross between Desu and Mordin... hmm
Approach with caution
They're taxed up the ass and pretty pricey for a piece of metal you will probably not even use that often
pretty much a waste of money imo
give me a better suggestion
Well, are you going to say something or do I have to get angry.
y-you could find out if you wanted to..
You don't want to protect your family? :/
Alright then you should invest it on your car
What's your name?
protect them from what?
B-But I wanna buy a TV or something
You're in the a stern talking to, missy.
What does that mean?
That's.... not nice to look at..
Oh lol I forgot you Californians are carefree...
Uhm don't buy a cheap TV... but like a 4k or something
-smells you- hmm...
If I said "fuckboy" which poster springs to mind?
You smell weird
No wait buy a Touhou plushy and take pictures of it around town I like I do
hmm... what brings you here?
Posted couple days ago that I thought this was an interesting board and decided to post once in a while since then
reminds me of this tbh
catchy lil autistic song ngl
You'll start posting here everyday pretty soon... and then you'll never leave~
-clicks and watches-
gimme the folder
shrooms are crazy dude
I am pretty sure I will check back from time to time, but right now gotta go play some vidya, see you guys in a bit
School time, bye~
kek, i have to go to school now -kisses your cheek-
Good bye, love ^^
give it to me you bitch
I want Soto to fuck me
gonna go to bed now though
I might get you pregnant tho
Nah. I'm sterile
I want you to fuck me too
So we having a threesome with Goggles?
Sure. If I'm still around I'll be going to AX next year. You may have a chance then.
I have a thing for Australian guys tbh
this is great
Do you even know any Australian guys?
which hole do I use tho?
Whatever one you want
lets just spitroast Goggles instead
Do you have a drinking problem?
You may have a drinking problem if you...
Feel guilty or ashamed about your drinking.
Lie to others or hide your drinking habits.
Have friends or family members who are worried about your drinking.
Need to drink in order to relax or feel better.
“Black out” or forget what you did while you were drinking.
Regularly drink more than you intended to.
Soto you're a little bitch
No. I want spitroasted
You're the one who gets off to being spanked and punished
I just have a drinking problem, according to this article
Also change of planes me and you are spitroasting minami
Who's dick do you want in your butt?
So I don't have a drinking problem after all.
what do I get for lunch
I CAN RELATE TO 5 OF THOSE
THATS ALL BAD
Deepthroat a banana. Mush it with your throat and swallow.
It is, yes.
Yoghurt and an apple.
I don have those
me and goggles can both dp yopur butt too
Theres so many possibilities
then again you dont really drink much tbh
Do it. Right now
oh, whys that?
You whipped? lmao
have you actually shoved something up your ass?
I work most every day. And on call as well.
Nigga i work 6 to 7 days a week and still get shitfaced after work
Once you get used to the 40 minute depression and self hate and pain of waking up then take a shower, it isnt too bad
oh okay, so youre loose then
When you have to plan the music for a social gathering.
its gonna be a disaster lmao
do this one
Make them all k-on songs
I don't have 40 minutes to do that.
Unless you guys are gonna be smoking weed or chillin and not turning up then its kinda a bad choice
better ky then
Hate being a nice guy -_-
When you bottle up your feelings.
can I be the bottle opener?
I even opened the door for her, Fucking slut. Stacey REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
She should be honoured and offer to fellate me. Damn slut. Chads dorag slag
Soto just buy luka 300 bucks worth of subway
Or put it away for ax
Put it away for axxxxxxxxxxcx
I have to be in another city in 4h
Can someone post wiz.gif
You're a fat, whack motherfucker
End of discussion
Just how I like 'em.
Only get a stiffy for a stiff?
You know it, baby.
I'm at fifty hours for the week, so boss called and told me to stay home, in fear of paying me even more overtime pay. You?
I had work this morning and now I'm home and just faffing about really. Kind of bored.
So, another day then.
It's a good thing I've been diagnosed with a chronic case of boredom or people might think I've got nothing to do.
Tell that to my mood swings lol
Bit weird, though, innit? My brain is wired specifically so that I require constant stimulation but also so that it's near impossible to achieve.
Must be hell.
Fuck this gif
I would c:
I think you're being sarcastic here, but it kind of can be. It could be worse, of course, but boredom makes me sad and angry.
look how comfy fool was last night
I wish to one day attain such a level of comfy
Me? Sarcastic? Never.
Yeah, you're right, I was just being paranoid.
I'm gonna go find something to do. Catch you later, Tracey B.
im still angry T-Pain lecturd me with on steam with a picture of overwatch in the background.
*lectured me on twitch
Always so great to see him happy.
only posting for welms
youve driven out everyone in the thread...
i hope youre happy...
tfw I accidentally bullied someone off some random discord server.
was it one of ours?
2nd best girl
I ma quite angry.. I dont even wanna be here..... I woke up at 8am and texted like 10 people to party and they all sleepin like lazy fags
its just a meme
sounds like a case of shitty friends
niggaz need sleep
Hurt my feelings though.
some random discord server.
Goggles - Today at 1:41 AM @Wiz You're a stupid useless attentionseeking slut who doesn't deserve to live
Have I hurt your feelings?
Wiz - Today at 1:42 AM no
Goggles - Today at 1:42 AM See
pacy - Today at 1:42 AM you have hurt mine though
yuiko - Today at 1:42 AM same
Goggles - Today at 1:42 AM That's because you're too weak(edited)
Learn to not care what people think
especially people you don't know
yuiko - Today at 1:43 AM anxiety meme
Goggles - Today at 1:43 AM #nobully is a joke
@yuiko oh that ol'routine :^)
Watchout the mean evil e-bully is going t get you
better run and hide
He knows where you live
@Mastic You see where I'm coming from?
pacy - Today at 1:44 AM egh
i guess there always has to be that guy
Goggles - Today at 1:45 AM WOW I AM BEING BULLIED
I need an admin
pacy is triggering me
Mee6BOT - Today at 1:47 AM pacy just left Conviviality. Bye bye pacy...
Are you proud
I din du nothin
clearly if hes spamming it so everyone can ignore it
Ui is a pedo
I view you differently now.
goggles is too hardcore and cool for school please ban this filth
He chased kuus too with his rp shit
that's one of our servers
Kinda want some kuufee now :^)
Does that mean that Wiz is our wiz too
Goggles please be careful not to make him kill himself again
I gotta start getting ready for work soon :(
Happy friday, time for drinks
Oh no, how's your week been? Do you prefer meowning or afternyan shifts.
To you too Tokes.
Do you wanna booze tomorrow?
It's been nothing out of the ordinary. I'd prefer morning shifts so I can be with this chica more but that will most likely never change. rip #2ndshiftlyfe etc
toodles, Scooter. Hope you have a good weekend^^
I totally asked him if he was but I couldn't find wiz.gif to post.
Hope fully yo dame will whisker you away, have a nyanderful day!
But it's really late there.
eh sure, I got enough
Already over 12 pm, that's plenty.
I don't even know
Mastic - Today at 2:29 AM someone who wants to be a leader
wont work at it at all.
I got blessed this time around.
Miku - Today at 2:30 AM rip
Mastic - Today at 2:30 AM the other two times were a pain in the ass
yuiko - Today at 2:30 AM I don't like being leader at all
Goggles - Today at 2:30 AM Make me a leader
I'll be good at it
yuiko - Today at 2:30 AM following someone else is how I'm happy
Mastic - Today at 2:30 AM @Goggles as an ENTJ you're on my high priority list actually.
Goggles - Today at 2:30 AM oh
I don't know what to say
Mastic - Today at 2:30 AM Let me tell those of you unaware of why this is the case.
If youre an I
You're worse around people situations usually
If you're an S
You're worse in decision making for the sake of EVERYONE
and you'll favor the minority to keep everyone happy
What i've noticed anyway
If you're an F
You'll get swayed by your feelings rather than actual logic in decision making
For the people as a whole.
If you're a P or J it doesnt matter.
J ise usually better.
It's like 2am
ban cockwork for spam pls
I like being awake.
Don't worry i'm here
Zumi, Mitte mitte.
I want to touch his skin
release the ducken!
Yet you persist on doing it?
That's a bit creepy Tokes.
exhausted af my bro, how about you sup with the sds?
Good or bad creepy?
Kind of the same, got back from the gym a while ago.
Good, but still creepy.
Everyones Senpai - Today at 2:51 AM im here to get away from my friends
Everyones Senpai - Today at 2:51 AM why would iw ant them here, oh god
yuiko - Today at 2:51 AM ^^
Goggles - Today at 2:51 AM mah nigga
Everyones Senpai - Today at 2:52 AM wait is that goggles as in...clockwork goggles?
Goggles - Today at 2:52 AM Hai.
Everyones Senpai - Today at 2:52 AM oh god
a leader of turds is still a shitty job
Stop posting your cybering logs.
i read that as a leader of turks
Its all just a pile of shit in the end, and it doesnt even matter.
true that, only good turk is an impaled one
I dont mind if its good ^ ^
my life needs more tokai in it, please gib
sorry i miss way too many posts, did the gym trip go well? i pulled something in my back working out, sucks balls
so much tepes, yes
There's no such thing.
It's good creepy if the person is sexually attractive
Yeah, just another usual day.
Kind of guessed.
I know that feel, I pulled something in my back a week ago and I can still feel it.
No such thing as good creepy
An attractive stalker is still a creepy stalker that no one wants.
Yes, if the person in question is sexually attractive to you then it's good creepy. The creepy predatory shit that betas do will get non-betas pussy a lot of the time.
I'd agree with you but I've known people who say "tfw no creepy stalker gf" and actually have meant it
It's all relative
I'm pretty sure the only people who want a stalker are someone who's never been shown attention by the opposite sex period.
tfw no creepy stalker gf
its a hard knock life, my man
50 shades of greys strange fanbase would like a word with you
Being stalked is no fun
I've been stalked irl
even if she's a hotty
tfw no creepy stalker toyfriend
who would stalk THIS MAN?
Ironic retardation is still retardation.
COUGH BOO COUGH
just took a pic of my pupper dude
well you can start by finding your way to my bed
do NOT fuck the peanut.
Wait peanut was the black one
peanut is the grey
buster is the black
CJ is the white
how many doggos do you have buddy
I always get Austin Powers in my head when you say hard knock life.
Safe from what exactly?
you would be on the same wavelength as me each time too then lol
One of those classics, I need to re-watch all of them at some point.
well im kinda tipsy so iunno if I can walk there..
I agree with you
But my point still stands
I wouldn't want to be stalked.
But I'd totally stalk
Tokai are you ever worried about your hair getting caught in some kind of machinery like a printing press?
i do every so often, its good for a nice laugh when chillin
i am okay with carrying you, just means more tokai in life and against me how can that ever be a bad thing
tsuchi please bully me
Loco is best creepy stalker gf
Real life stalking would be so much fucking work, how could anyone even do that. I get stalking someone online is a lot easier and the term "e-stalking" has been used so much it basically means "looking at my public information when I don't like you" now
it'd be cool, like spy movies cool
I always end up talking about re-watching a bunch of stuff, but I usually never do.
Unless I get really bored.
America should apologise for hiroshima
when the japs apologise for the war
japs should apologise for anime
When the UK gives back Las Mallvines and Gibraltar colonialist puta
I am not certain how any of this is connected.
great! then it wont have to just be lewd there can be things like those cuddle stuffs
you gotta get others in on the rewatch then its better
When will Mongolia formally apologise for the Mongol conquests?
They have statues dedicated to him in Karakorum, this is problematic and NEEDS to stop NOW.
Stfu scarlet you jackass
Scoot as a citizen of your glorious Commonwealth through your imperialist murderous history, would you please apologise for oppressing me and my Maltese family.
bomb pearl harbour
mass rape and inhuman atrocities everywhere in asia
''we will fight till the last island ror!
The CIA will connect it, we gotta be careful
I can use thosee
No. You deserve it for being a dirty brown bastard
perfect cause i want those! if its you
that is part of the plan, yes
True, watching movies alone is just boring.
hot brown boys
The white man didn't go far enough in subjugating the brown, black and yellow mud hutters.
Just imagine how peaceful the world would be with imperialism ran to completion.
tsuchi likes being cucked
Get out may countree
that is why i never go to the movies alone, even if i really want to see the movie its just not gonna be as fun alone not that it wouldnt still be fun just not worth the money?
I'm white and from an (ex)imperialistic country with no qualms enslaving another race whose foreign policy still is "we'll fuck you in the ass and not even give a reach around".
maybe i shouldve eaten before drinking
I risk falling asleep tho
we can defeat them, war of atrition, I promise
now thats just adorable so it is more than acceptable, love
my version is better imho.
I never go to movies alone, no real point in that.
Lately haven't really felt like watching any movies which I have downloaded either.
Never eat before drinking. It's a waste of the food and the extra drink you have to drink to get drunk.
Also when you're drunk and fellating things it helps to not have any solids in your stomach so if you trigger your gag reflex it's something you can easily mop up and cover up before mom gets home
Wait my grandparents were Maltese but British citizens because colonialism. Can I claim British citizenship?
anyone can claim british citizenship
Why would you want to?
im an American and I sure as hell couldn't
Wow this thread is still up?
oh well thats a thing, just no motivation to watch any of them?
If you get a fake syrian passport you can immigrate fo free in europe
I betrayed.. im so sorry
Not sure, but probably.
Don't play these games with me.
wanting to even be mistaken for some shitskin Syrian
i will pet the tokai head and you can just sleep away the drunk
i would say i hope that changes but i dont know if its that hugely important that you watch movies
to fight for cause
dont do that in a car
its the least i could do for more tokai in my life, love
By joining a roaming band of "Sharia enforcers"?
After all these years, I still laugh when Ed Harris' character in The Rock sets flowers on his wife's grave.
That'd be a pretty decent gag for a leslie nielsen film
Did you watch the Cymbeline movie with him a few years ago?
That was god awful.